History Funny / Empowered

** Emp's way to kill time while waiting for the council's decision.

** While waiting for the council's decision, Emp decided to test their [[LieDetector Truthware]] by saying the [[LogicBomb Liar Paradox ("This statement is a lie")]]. The Truthware ''paused''.

** While under testifying to the superheroes' executive council about her various troubles, Emp couldn't help but ''mock the fake accent of Country Strong''.

** One you don't notice the first time you read the volume: during the initial report on Emp's activities as a superhero, supervillain Free Floating Fury thanks her for her discreption as a captive, as he once got blackout drunk in her presence and started talking shit about everyone but Emp didn't screw him by telling everyone whatever he was babbling about... [[spoiler:Except he told her the command phrase to activate his capeteam-killing drone, and it's one of the ''many'' pieces of intel she entered in the Superhomeys' villain database, and the wider superhero community's by extension]].

** One you don't notice the first time you read the volume: during the initial report on Emp's activities as a superhero, supervillain Free Floating Fury thanks her for her discreption as a captive, as he once got blackout drunk in her presence and started talking shit about everyone but Emp didn't screw him by telling everyone whatever he was babbling about... [[spoiler:Except he told her the command phrase to activate his capeteam-killing drone, and she ''did'' publish it online for all superheroes to know]].

-->"May the Darwiniest biohazard ''win'', right?"

* The doctor's nametag from the same volume (a ''{{MST3K}}'' reference).

* D-lister supervillain Killing Time Formerly (Time
, but they continued to call him "Time Two"). He has time-related abilities... As in 'throwing clocks at you': he ''really'' wanted to be a chronopowered supervillain, but couldn't make a time machine work, so...

* In one occasion, a guy managed to kidnap Emp... To use her suit. That works only for her. And he's not exactly in good shape. HilaryEnsues (and BrainBleach).

-->'''[=ThugBoy=]:''' I will '''not''' stand idly by and allow a world-class derrière to remain uncommented-upon. That's just how I '''roll''', son.

* While the situation itself is very serious, Spooky's "what the ''hell''" expression when she first sees Emp's suit's wings is ''hilarious''. Her eyes are bugging out and her mouth is just hanging slightly open. It's great.

* Doubles as a CMOA: Ninjette once [[BedTrick consummated another ninja's marriage disguised as]] ''[[GenderBender the groom]]''. Other ninja are still trying to figure this out...

** Major Havok cosplayer: GeorgeLucas removing the elements of StarWars that the fans hate, like the Ewoks, midiclorians, the Prequel Trilogy, etc.
** dWARf! cosplayer: ScarlettJohansson, Gisele Bundchen, and possibly other lovely ladies giving him a blowjob.

* Doubles as a CMOA: Ninjette once [[BedTrick consumed another ninja's marriage disguised as]] ''[[GenderBender the groom]]''. Other ninja are still trying to figure this out...

* The intermission break just before the big finale of Vol. 3, where Empowered uses her "meta-awareness" to highlight her artist's previous track record of gruesomely killing off huge swaths of characters... [[BlackComedy and freaking out that she's working for a sadistic prick who's gonna kill her off any second]].

* Along with CrowningMomentOfAwesome for Major Havok in Vol. 3. After Empowered listened to Major Havok, dWARf and Protean comparing (rudely) the super heroines and supervillainess booty, Empowered got her revenge by supplying the entire base with Doujinshi about them. ''[[YaoiGuys Gay Doujinshi]]''. They were of course outraged and embarrassed. At first. It was until Havok realized it was done by female artists for women that...

-->'''Major Havok''': I mean clearly, me, dWARf and Glorpp here... we're a bunch of '''seriously''' compelling and intriguing ass HUNKS OF MANHOOD for these ladies aren' we?... [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Hey if you don't have plenty of '''HOT FEMALE ARTISTS''' fantasizing you '''INTO GAY SCENARIOS'''... I say you ain't shit son]].

* Daisy Cutter revealing how much she used [[AliensMadeThemDoIt mind control as an excuse for cheating on her boyfriend]] when she was alive.

* The Caged Demonwolf singing ''"Baby Got Back."'' Also doubles as a [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMOA]] for such an impressively long rhymn-scheme:
--> Verily, the Caged Demonwolf does delight in toothsome rump of appreciable volume! Prevaricate he surely cannot!

--> For when a winsome wench does perambulate forth before you besporting not merely a midriff of exceedingly miniscule dimensions, but also flaunting an entity Callipygin of overwhelming obiculate character before your very face, then soon bekindled unto your loins is a raging inferno of direst arousal!
--> For luckliest of mortals, you have borne awestruck witness to the incontrovertible fact that the well-upholstered rumpin question was bounteously plethoric and chockiblockily surifetted! ''(Or in other words, stuffed.)''

--> Indeed, he cannot surcease from gazing unto- (Etcetera, etcetera).

--> Indeed, he cannot surcease from gazing unto- (Etcetera, etcetera).

* Practically everything that comes out of Caged Demonwolf's mouth.
* The [[DracoInLeatherPants Wiley Pete]] {{Yaoi}} doujinshi. Also, the "I'll fuck a robot" song.
* Daisy Cutter revealing how much she used [[AliensMadeThemDoIt mind control as an excuse to cheat on her boyfriend]] when she was alive.
--> '''Daisycutter''' *at the cellphone*: "Oh, honeybunny, l'il ol' Daisy only hooked up with Horsepower 'cause skeevy ol' Psychoblast was mind controlling the both of 'em! Uh huh!"
--> '''Daisycutter''' *at the cellphone*: "Oh, honeybunny, l'il ol' Daisy only hooked up with Slamma Lamma 'cause pervy ol' Suggestion Boxer was mind controlling the both of 'em! Uh huh!"
--> '''Daisycutter''' *at the cellphone*: "Oh, honeybunny, l'il ol' Daisy only hooked up with Horsepower '''and''' Slamma Lamma again 'cause that creepy ol' Browbeater was mind controlling all three of 'em at once...! Not buying it this time, are you?"

* Daisy Cutter revealing how much she used [[AliensMadeThemDoIt mind control as an excuse to cheat on her boyfriend]].

--> '''Daisycutter''' *at the cellphone*: "Oh, honeybunny, l'il ol' Daisy only hooked up with Horsepower '''and''' Slamma Lamma again 'cause that creepy ol' Browbeater was mind controlling all three of 'em at once...! Not buying it this time, are you?"

* The [[DracoInLeatherPants Wiley Pete]] {{Yaoi}} doujinshi. Also, the "I'll fuck a robot" song.

* The bit where [=ThugBoy=] talks about working for a Nazi supervillain. "Yeah, sure I'm half-Japanese, but I'm also one-quarter Italian and one-quarter German! I'm All Axis Power, baby!"

-->'''Empowered''': "''Don't fucking believe this''"

** And the only reason why nobody liked it was because it [[HetIsEw ''wasn't'']] a SlashFic.

* The doctor's nametag from the Volume 4.
* The bit where Thugboy talks about working for a Nazi supervillain. "Yeah, sure I'm half-Japanese, but I'm also one-quarter Italian and one-quarter German! I'm All Axis Power baby!"
* Emp introducing the Superhomies to the concept of Yaoi fanfiction.
** And earlier, when she finds an Emp/Spooky fic.

* Ninjette's introduction: She captures Emp, ties her up, and calls for some thugs to pick them up. The thugs never show despite Ninjette's repeated calls until she finally says "Fuck it," unties her and goes out drinking. Bada bing bada boom, HeelFaceTurn.

** Sistah Spooky cosplayer: Meeting AlGore, who is President.

** And the only reason why nobody liked it was because it ''wasn't'' a slash fic.