History Funny / Elementary

-->'''Sherlock:''' Opinions are like ani; everybody's got one.

* While questioning a man about the disappearance of his black sheep sister's ex-boyfriend, Sherlock describes him as "tall, tattoos, [[BiggusDickus phallus to make a Clydesdale blush.]]"

* Bell is called to the brownstone as Sherlock figured out an important clue to the case...to which he finds several crash test dummies one of which is set up in some elaborate harness.[[note]]To prove the killer had literally ripped the victim's hand off[[/note]]
--> '''Bell''': If you called me here for some messed up puppet show-
** Bell expressing his doubts the test dummies proves Sherlock's theory while at the same time stating he doesn't want to be the reason the latter breaks into morgue to prove said theory in the same breathe. Which you know since its [[BunnyEarsLawyer Sherlock]] and he ''has'' [[ContinuityNod actually done that on the show before]], its not outside the realm of possibility.

--> '''Watson''': Well call me if you're going crazy, and think about the roommate! ''[She leaves, leaving Bell and Holmes alone.]''
--> ''[{{beat}}]''
--> '''Bell''': ''[hurriedly]'' I ain't moving in with you.

''[{{Beat}}.]]''\\
'''Sherlock:''' ''[very put out]'' That’s not the point.

* The opening, where Sherlock helps Joan out on a homeless clothes drive . . by making six members of Everyone strip down.
** Even better; it's all done so nonchalantly, that only Joan seems disturbed.

-->'''Sherlock''': There are two things you should know: First is that I'm going to punch you in the face ''[He does exactly that]'' Second is that we will be taking your case.

* One of the clues to the killer was that one of those who died had an allergic reaction to soemthing on him, being a mountain lion. Sherlock suggests that perhaps he owns one which [[DeadpanSnarker Joan points out is illegal]]; its his ''tone'' that really sells his response:

* And then it works, with a car pulling up and a man asking them to get in. When Sherlock asks who they are, the man simply points to one of the mug shots and says “That one”.
* After all the suspicions about gangs, drugs and guns, the smuggling operation? [[spoiler: (Black market Canadian maple syrup)]]
** The writers are not making this up, there has actually been some infamous heists involving [[spoiler: maple syrup]], google it.

-->'''Sherlock:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke That's because Ms. Winters' foot devestated your testicles,]] [[SarcasmMode very funny, yes.]]

--> '''Marcus''': ''([[{{Beat}} beat]] a little freaked out)'' I was '''joking'''.

--> '''Sherlock''': Well you were quite understanding about the extra sleep [[TapOnTheHead I required during]] [[SubvertedTrope my bout]] [[RealityEnsues with [=PCS=]]]. [[PetTheDog I thought I'd return the favor]]...[[{{Troll}} once]]

--> Sherlock: ''*entering interview room*'' "Victor Nardin; think fast!" ''*throws orange at the suspect's face, bouncing it off his left eye*'' "This man is innocent." ''*leaves*''

--> Sherlock: I left some urine in your room.
--> [[DeadpanSnarker Joan: Please tell me it was in a cup.]]

--> Sherlock: The thieves made off with $33 million in cash in an ambulance, American made, from the mid-90's. *begins walking off*
--> Joan: And the driver had a lazy eye, the other two met at basketball camp, and one has canine lupus. *Sherlock stares at her*
--> Joan: See how it feels?

-->'''Sherlock:''' My father is a Lovecraftian horror who uses his money to bludgeon his way to ever-more-obscene profits.

-->'''Sherlock:''' (pause)Yes. Well parried.

--> '''[[DeadpanSnarker Sherlock]]: A legally blind private eye. No comment.

* While in a warehouse where the state stores the items of those who die without any heirs (whice is ''filled'' with large wooden crates), Marcus asks if he's the only one keeping an eye out for the [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Ark of the Covenant]]
--> '''Sherlock''': Nah, that's in a warehouse in Yemen.

** Bell's reaction is actually really hilarious as after five years, he has absolutely ''no reason'' Sherlock couldn't be able to find it. Then you realize the implication that Sherlock has seen the Franchise/IndianaJones movies.

* The VictimOfTheWeek being a man whom Sherlock considered the ''worst'' private investigator in all of New York. One of the other vicitms is identified as the man's buissness partner who started as his driver when Kirby (the P.I.) [[NotHelpingYourCase was starting to lose his vision]].

* Both victims were killed by being thrown in a cemetery oven leaving only large bones and dust; but thanks to one of the men's prosthetic foot and gold tooth, Sherlock is able to hazard a guess to who it is.
-->'''Marcus''': Which means it took you all of ten minutes [[SherlockScan to identify a John Doe]] who'd been burnt to powder. That's got ot be a record.

* The episode opens with Sherlock dressed as an opera conductor. Then he starts waving his baton and the music starts. What piece are they playing? The Jam's "Town Called Malice".

* At the beginning of the episode, Sherlock dresses up as a burglar and "attacks" Watson in order to test her. She's not happy about it.
-->'''Holmes''': ''Now'' you hit me?

-->'''Detective Bell''': What would you do with a... you know what, I don't want to know.

---> '''Sherlock''': [[spoiler:Books on bomb building...]]

--> '''Sherlock''': [[spoiler:Books on bomb building...]]

-->'''Sherlock:''' I'm meant to record myself singing the songs from something called ''Disney/{{Frozen}}''.