History Funny / ElCamino

* While Jesse surrendering to the fake cops is a sad scene, it quickly turns into hilarity as the "cops" panic over having to pretend to arrest somebody. Instead of cuffing Jesse, they grab a nearby lamp cord and tie his hands up.

'''Aaron''': YES! It was an entire episode! [[Recap/BreakingBadS3E6Sunset A guy named Gale makes really good coffee]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS3E13FullMeasure and I shoot him in the face!]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS4E5Shotgun Skyler buys a car wash]], [[Recap/BreakingBadS4E11CrawlSpace gives all of their money away! Walt cries in a crawl space!]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS4E13FaceOff Creepy wheelchair uncle blows up scary chicken man!]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E1LiveFreeOrDie We destroy evidence with a magnet! I say "SCIENCE, BITCH!"]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E3HazardPay Meth labs in fumigation tents!]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E5DeadFreight Train robbery!]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E8GlidingOverAll Prison murders! Hank figures out Walt is Heisenberg while taking a]] '''[[SoundEffectBleep $#!*]]'''! Spoiler alert: [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E14Ozymandias Hank dies]], [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E7SayMyName Mike dies]], [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E16Felina Lydia dies]], [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E15GraniteState my new girlfriend dies]], [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E14Ozymandias I get kidnapped by neo-Nazis]], [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E16Felina the Nazis die because Walt kills them with a cool robot gun in the trunk of his car]], because again, ''science, bitch''! [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E16Felina Then Walt dies while I drive away in an El Camino]], which is also the name of the movie where this all picks up.

--->'''Badger:''': You drive like a blind guy with no legs!\\

* After Jesse tries (and fails) to blackmail Ed the Vacuum Cleaner Repair Guy, Ed calls the cops on him. Jesse spends about a minute listing various points that "prove" that the call was obviously bullshit; as soon as he finishes, [[MeaningfulBackgroundEvent a cop car comes to a stop outside the shop.]]

* Todd's chatty neighbour routinely breaking the tension by showing up and talking the person he finds ear off.

* The showdown between Jesse and Neil is an awesome moment for Jesse, his gunfight with Casey has a touch of BlackComedy as [[ATeamFiring both wildly firing at each other from a short distance and missing]] until Jesse finally gets a somewhat lucky headshot on Casey.

*** FridgeBrilliance combined with FridgeHorror kicks in when you remember when this takes place. Jesse is suffering from severe dehydration still.

** The entire sequence of him singing "Sharing the night together" and trying to get a truck driver to blow his horn. We're treated to a long tracking shot focusing on Todd in the driver's seat and when the camera finally pans over to the Passengers seat, it reveals that Jesse isn't there, but instead hidden in the back of his car with the corpse.

*** FridgeBrillince combined with FridgeHorror kicks in when you remember when this takes place. Jesse is suffering from severe dehydration still.

** In the same flashback, Jesse loads up a plate at the salad bar, then asks the waiter to "leave the pitcher" of water.

--> '''Jesse:''' I totally graduated high school, dick.

-->'''Neil:''' ''(through the phone)''Don't react, just listen. I got the money! Just keep him talking for the next five minutes.
-->''(Casey looks at the neighbour who is pouring water through a filter and not paying any attention to the phone call)''
-->'''Neighbour:''' Since I got the Britta I find the tea tastes ''noticeably'' better!
-->'''Casey:''' ''(into the phone)'' [[DeadpanSnarker Not a problem]].

-->'''Aaron''': So there's this chemistry teacher named Walt, who gets cancer. His wife Skyler is pregnant, and his son Walt Jr. really loves breakfast. Then Walt starts cooking meth to pay for his medical bills with the help of his former student Jesse. We cook meth in a Winnebago, [[VerbalTic I say "BITCH" a lot]], [[Recap/BreakingBadS1E1Pilot we kill some people with science]], [[Recap/BreakingBadS1E2TheCatsInTheBag I dissolve a body in a bathtub which falls through a ceiling and it was super gross]], did I mention Walt's son loves breakfast? Walt's brother-in-law Hank is a DEA agent and he's after us, so is a drug dealer named Tuco, [[Recap/BreakingBadS1E6CrazyHandfulOfNothin Walt blows up Tuco's hideout with science]], [[Recap/BreakingBadS2E2Grilled then kills Tuco]], who has a weird uncle in a wheelchair that rings a bell. Then [[Recap/BreakingBadS2E3BitByADeadBee Walt gets naked in a grocery store]], [[Recap/BreakingBadS2E7NegroYAzul I fall in love with Jessica Jones]], my friends are Skinny Pete and Badger (but not a real badger, a person), [[Recap/BreakingBadS4E1BoxCutter Hank starts collecting rocks]], his wife loves the color purple, [[Recap/BreakingBadS2E8BetterCallSaul Walt hires a lawyer named Saul]] ([[Series/BetterCallSaul who gets his own show]] [[Recap/BetterCallSaulS1E1Uno where he works at a Cinnabon]]), [[Recap/BreakingBadS2E11Mandala there's a scary chicken man named Gus]]. [[Recap/BreakingBadS2E7NegroYAzul Danny Trejo's decapitated head on a turtle!]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS2E12Phoenix Jessica Jones chokes on her own vomit!]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS2E13ABQ Her dad gets sad and crashes two planes into each other, and we meet a grumpy bald guy named Mike!]] Pink teddy bear, one eye hanging out! [[Recap/BreakingBadS3E2CaballoSinNombre Walt throws a pizza on a roof!]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS3E5Mas Pimped-out meth lab under a laundromat!]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS3E7OneMinute Creepy Mexican murder twins shoot Hank!]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS3E10Fly We kill a fly!]]\\

'''Aaron''': YES! It was an entire episode! [[Recap/BreakingBadS3E6Sunset A guy named Gale makes really good coffee]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS3E13FullMeasure and I shoot him in the face!]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS4E5Shotgun Skyler buys a car wash]], [[Recap/BreakingBadS4E11CrawlSpace gives all of their money away! Walt cries in a crawl space!]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS4E13FaceOff Creepy wheelchair uncle blows up scary chicken man!]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E1LiveFreeOrDie We destroy evidence with a magnet! I say "SCIENCE, BITCH!"]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E3HazardPay Meth labs in fumigation tents!]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E5DeadFreight Train robbery!]] [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E8GlidingOverAll Prison murders! Hank figures out Walt is Heisenberg while taking a]] '''[[SoundEffectBleep $#!*]]'''! Spoiler alert: [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E14Ozymandias Hank dies]], [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E7SayMyName Mike dies]], [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E16Felina Lydia dies]], [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E15GraniteState my new girlfriend dies]], [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E14Ozymandias I get kidnapped by neo-Nazis]], [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E16Felina the Nazis die because Walt kills them with a cool robot gun in the trunk of his car]], because again, ''science, bitch''! [[Recap/BreakingBadS5E16Felina Then Walt dies while I drive away in an El Camino]], which is also the name of the movie where this all picks up.

* In an incredible bit of BlackComedy, [s[TheSociopath Todd]] says that he was thinking of buying Jesse [[ComicallySmallBribe some pizza and beer]] because he "earned it" [[DissonantSerenity while Jesse has a loaded gun practically pointed at him]].

* In an incredible bit of BlackComedy, [[spoiler: [[TheSociopath Todd]]]] says that he was thinking of buying Jesse [[ComicallySmallBribe some pizza and beer]] because he "earned it" [[DissonantSerenity while Jesse has a loaded gun practically pointed at him]].

* In a flashback, [[spoiler: Walt]] suggests that Jesse get his GED and study business and marketing. The only problem is that Jesse already had his diploma. In fact, [[spoiler: Walt was there when Jesse got it.]] [[spoiler: Walt]] just forgot.

* The whole sequence of Todd and Jesse at Todd's apartment has comedy so black light can't escape. [[spoiler: The reason Todd has Jesse out there is that he's murdered his housekeeper because she found his secret money stash and needs to get rid of the body. Todd casually offers to make him soup with her body lying on the kitchen floor. They start to wrap the body in a rug, before Todd realizes he left his belt around her neck, nonchalantly putting it back on. Then he has Jesse toss the body in the rug down from his balcony. After driving out into the desert and arduously burying the body, Jesse looks exhausted. You can tell he wished Walt was still around so they could have just dissolved the body in acid.]]

** Even better is that Skinny Pete doesn't get the reference.

--->'''Skinny Pete:''' You drive like my dead grandma.\\
'''Badger:''' That's disrespectful.

-->'''Skinny Pete''': You drive like my dead grandma.
-->'''Badger''': That's disrespectful.