History Funny / EgoTrip

* While Executive!Mandark is taking his LiteralAssKicking, streams of money shoot out of his back pockets.

-->'''Kid!Mandark:''' No, I always wanted the core!
-->'''Executive!Mandark:''' No, I ''stole'' the core!
-->'''Overlord! Mandark:''' No, the core is ''mine!''
-->'''Brain!Mandark:''' No, just because I'm bitter and ''jealous!''

** And then, who should show up? Dee Dee! She comes out of the time machine that the Dexters welded into their nearby, now-trashed HumongousMecha, strolls straight towards to the Protocore's control panel-''completely ignoring the eight-man chain right next to her-'' and does her thing, heading straight back through the time machine without a second thought. She even puts her hands on her hips before leaving as if to say "Welp, my job here's done!"

** And then, who should show up? Deedee! The Dexters built the time door into their HumongousMecha, and out comes Deedee, who strolls right up to the Protocore machine (ignoring the eight-man chain completely), does her thing, and leaves without a second thought. She even puts her hands on her hips before leaving as if to say "Welp, my job here is done!"
-->'''Deedee:''' ''Ooh!'' WhatDoesThisButtonDo?

** And then, who should show up? Deedee! The Dexters built the time door into their HumongousMecha, and out comes Deedee, who strolls right up to the Protocore machine (''completely'' ignoring the eight-man chain), does her thing, and leaves without a second thought. She even puts her hands on her hips before leaving as if to say "Welp, my job here is done!"

** And then, who should show up? Deedee! The Dexters built the time door into their HumongousMecha, and out comes Deedee, who strolls right up to the Protocore machine without paying the eight-man chain, does her thing and leaves without a second thought. She even puts her hands on her hips before leaving as if to say "Welp, my job here is done!"

** And then, who should show up? Deedee! The Dexters built the time door into their HumongousMecha, and out comes Deedee, who strolls right up to the Protocore machine without paying the eight-man chain and does her thing.

** And then, who should show up? Deedee! The Dexters built the time door into their HumungousMecha, and out comes Deedee, who strolls right up to the Protocore machine without paying the eight-man chain and does her thing.

* "Ah cayant weet for thee fyoo-cur! ....The fyoo-chur's taking too long".

'''Action Dexter:''' ''([[ManChild In a whiny tone]])'' ''I'' wanted to be the one who saved the future!

-->'''Dexter:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Just out of curiosity]]- [[WhatTheHellHero did you become a wimp overnight, or was it a gradual process?]]

* The sight of all the Dexters and Mandarks locked in an eight- man chain, oldest to youngest, each Mandark holding their own Dexter back and each Dexter holding the next Mandark- after trying to get to the core and keep the other group from reaching the core, with the three older Dexters cheering the youngest on with a "Go, Dexter, go!" to press the button that will fix everything.

-->'''Dexter:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Just out of curiosity]], [[WhatTheHellHero did you become a wimp overnight, or was it a gradual process?]]

* While Boss!Mandark is taking his LiteralAssKicking, streams of money shoot out of his back pockets.

-->'''Kid!Mandark:''' No, I always ''wanted'' the core!
-->'''Exec!Mandark:''' No, I ''stole'' the core!

* The sight of all the Dexters and Mandarks locked in an eight- man chain, oldest to youngest, after trying to get to the core and keep the other group from reaching the core, with the three older Dexters cheering the youngest on with a "Go, Dexter, go!" to press the button that will fix everything.

-->'''Kid!Mandark:''' No, I always wanted the core!
-->'''Exec!Mandark:''' No, ''I'' stole the core!

-->'''Brain!Mandark:''' No, just because I'm bitter and jealous!

* The sight of all the Dexters and Mandarks locked in an eight- man chain after trying to get to the core and keep the other group from reaching the core, with the three older Dexters cheering the youngest on with a "Go, Dexter, go!" to press the button that will fix everything.

-->'''Exec!Mandark:''' No, I ''stole'' the core!

-->'''Exec!Mandark:'''No, I ''stole'' the core!

* The sight of all the Dexters and Mandarks locked in an 8- man chain trying to get to the core and keep the other group from reaching the core, with the three older Dexters cheering the youngest on with a "Go, Dexter, go!" to press the button that will fix everything.

-->'''Old Man Dexter:''' ''(Burst from the rubble)'' I remember! I remember! ''Dee Dee'' was the one who saved the future!\\

-->'''Dexter:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Just out of curiosity]], [[WhatTheHellHero did you become a wimp overnight or was it a gradual process?]]

'''12:''' That didn't happen!\\
'''Action Dexter:''' ''([[ManChild In a whiny tone for a little kid]])'' ''I'' wanted to be the one who saved the future!

-->'''Old Man Dexter:''' ''(Burst from the rubble)'' Now I remember! Now I remember! ''Dee Dee'' was the one who saved the future!\\

-->'''Dexter:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Just out of curiosity]], [[WhatTheHellHero did you become a wimp overnight or was it a gradual process?]]"

-->''Dexter:'' [[DeadpanSnarker Just out of curiosity]], [[WhatTheHellHero did you become a wimp overnight or was it a gradual process?]]"
-->'''Number 12:'' Oh, [[InsultBackfire I've always been like this.]]
-->''Dexter:'' WRRAAAAHHHNNNG!

'''Action Dexter:''' ''(In a whiny tone for a little kid)'' ''I'' wanted to be the one who saved the future!

* While Boss!Mandark is taking his LiteralAssKicking, streams of money shoot out of his back pockets.

* Dexter realizing he started a StableTimeLoop in the ending and subsequently giving up on figuring out how everything happened while trying to make sense of it.

-->''Dexter:'' WRRAAAAHHHNNNG!

* "[[DeadpanSnarker Just out of curiosity]], [[WhatTheHellHero did you become a wimp overnight or was it a gradual process?]]"

* "Ah cayant weet for thee fyoo-cur! ....The fyoo-chur's taking too long".

* The dramatic tone of the fight between Dexter and Mandark, two kids, in the beginning, especially next to how silly they fight later on.