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'''Duckman''': *the lights flicker again* [[UpToEleven Oh right, his accomplice]].
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'''Duckman''': *the lights flicker again* [[UpToEleven Oh right, his accomplice]].accomplice.
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--->'''Cornfed:''' On the bright side, they hit you harder in ''[[Film/ALittlePrincess Little Princess]]''.
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--->'''Cornfed:''' On the bright side, they hit you harder in ''[[Film/ALittlePrincess ''[[Film/ALittlePrincess1995 Little Princess]]''.
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* Duckman has a magazine on the floor- the cover asks "Can ugly men find happiness- see page 54". He flips to page 54 which merely has in giant letters: "NO."
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* fter Bernice discovers she's been artificially inseminated with Duckman's sperm, Cornfed arrives at the door.
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* fter After Bernice discovers she's been artificially inseminated with Duckman's sperm, Cornfed arrives at the door.
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** This exchange between Bernice and Duckman as she quizzes him on the family, threatening to take the boys when she marries Baron von Dilweed:
--->'''Duckman''': Fine, so a few other people have heard of him. That doesn't make him good enough to be a father to my children!\\
'''Bernice''': I hope you don't mind a bit of constructive criticism Duckman, but those kids would be better off with a pack of rabid baboons than with you!\\
'''Duckman''': [[NoodleIncident We proved that wasn't true, Bernice! Even if Ajax does still get a Valentine from the dominant female every year]].\\
'''Bernice''': Okay, then. What grade are the twins in?\\
'''Duckman''': Uhhh... By twins, you mean the ones who look alike?\\
'''Bernice''': What color is Ajax's hair?\\
'''Duckman''': ''(thinking for several seconds)'' What, you're putting a time limit on it too?!\\
'''Bernice''': How about their dog, when was Gecko's last rabies shot?\\
'''Duckman''': HA! It was right after the last time Charles and Makimbo bit her!\\
'''Bernice''': Their names are Charles and ''Mambo'', Duckman, and Gecko is a ''him''.\\
'''Duckman''': Not since he peed in my slippers this morning.
--->'''Duckman''': Fine, so a few other people have heard of him. That doesn't make him good enough to be a father to my children!\\
'''Bernice''': I hope you don't mind a bit of constructive criticism Duckman, but those kids would be better off with a pack of rabid baboons than with you!\\
'''Duckman''': [[NoodleIncident We proved that wasn't true, Bernice! Even if Ajax does still get a Valentine from the dominant female every year]].\\
'''Bernice''': Okay, then. What grade are the twins in?\\
'''Duckman''': Uhhh... By twins, you mean the ones who look alike?\\
'''Bernice''': What color is Ajax's hair?\\
'''Duckman''': ''(thinking for several seconds)'' What, you're putting a time limit on it too?!\\
'''Bernice''': How about their dog, when was Gecko's last rabies shot?\\
'''Duckman''': HA! It was right after the last time Charles and Makimbo bit her!\\
'''Bernice''': Their names are Charles and ''Mambo'', Duckman, and Gecko is a ''him''.\\
'''Duckman''': Not since he peed in my slippers this morning.
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** "Everyone in Coopville's related... [[IncestIsRelative sometimes in two or three ways."]]
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** "Everyone in Coopville's related... [[IncestIsRelative sometimes in two or three ways."]]"
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** Fluffy and Uranus give Duckman a test on how to respect women in this new PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad society. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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** Fluffy and Uranus give Duckman a test on how to respect women in this new PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad PoliticalOvercorrectness society. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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* Duckman gets out a box of Ajax's old stuff, which includes ''Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs'' action figures:
--> '''Duckman''': ''(as Hannibal Lecter)'' Are the lambs silent, Clarice? ''(hisses)''\\
'''Bernice''': ''(as Clarice)'' Go eat a leg, Lecter!
--> '''Duckman''': ''(as Hannibal Lecter)'' Are the lambs silent, Clarice? ''(hisses)''\\
'''Bernice''': ''(as Clarice)'' Go eat a leg, Lecter!
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---> '''Bernice''': Then make our guests feel welcome and if anybody fails to do that, I'll make his life a living hell.\\
''(Duckman raises his hand)''\\
'''Bernice''': A worse one than it is now.
''(Duckman raises his hand)''\\
'''Bernice''': A worse one than it is now.
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** The implication that Duckman has stolen all the family's belongings from their neighbors, including ''the dog''.
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** The implication that Duckman has stolen all the family's belongings from their neighbors, including ''the dog''.dog'' and a Dialysis machine.
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'''Terry''': ...[[TakeOurWordForIt Well, it wasn't pretty]], and all because they didn't have the Interlopen Fuhrer 1500 home security system. ''(turns off the slides, leaving the room pitch black)'' But, hey, I'm not here to scare you. I'm just warning you what can happen when you value $5,999.95 ''(turns the lights back on)'' more than you do the safety of your own children. ''(pinches Ajax's cheek)''
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'''Terry''': ...[[TakeOurWordForIt Well, it wasn't pretty]], and all because they didn't have the Interlopen Fuhrer 1500 home security system. ''(turns off the slides, leaving the room pitch black)'' But, hey, I'm not here to scare you. I'm just warning you what can happen when you value $5,999.95 ''(turns the lights back on)'' more than you do the safety of your own children. ''(pinches Ajax's cheek)''
cheek then wipes his hand with a tissue)''
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---> '''Judge''': Court is in session! And allow me to introduce some close personal friends - American Cops, American Dicks, American Stenographers, American Court Janitors and our very own slap-happy singleton! *courtroom cheers*
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---> '''Judge''': Court is '''Judge:''' I hereby call this court to order... ''(cheesy organ music suddenly starts playing as he starts speaking in session! And allow me to introduce an upbeat manner)'' ...and welcome some very special guests and close personal friends - American Cops, American Dicks, American Stenographers, American Court Janitors Janitors, and of course our very own slap-happy singleton! *courtroom cheers*''(courtroom cheers)''
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* The whole story has a FramingDevice where it's being told as a bedtime story to a child in the far future where Duckman is apparently incredibly famous and a pop-culture phenomenon. Becomes a HilariousInHindsight joke considering the shows cancellation after season 4.
** The fact that ''Duckman'' of all people being considered in any way appropriate for children, which is of course part of the joke.
** According to one aside comment, baseball is apparently defunct in the future.
* The actual plot begins back at Duckman's office, where Cornfed has an important question for his boss:
--> '''Cornfed''': Duckman, have I ever hurt you, caused you great pain and/or humiliation?
--> '''Duckman''': Not anymore than anyone else, Cornilicious, why?
--> '''Cornfed''': *camera pans out, showing that Duckman is using Cornfed as a mannequin, dressing him up in womens lingerie with a truly massive case of GagBoobs* ...no reason...
** The fact that ''Duckman'' of all people being considered in any way appropriate for children, which is of course part of the joke.
** According to one aside comment, baseball is apparently defunct in the future.
* The actual plot begins back at Duckman's office, where Cornfed has an important question for his boss:
--> '''Cornfed''': Duckman, have I ever hurt you, caused you great pain and/or humiliation?
--> '''Duckman''': Not anymore than anyone else, Cornilicious, why?
--> '''Cornfed''': *camera pans out, showing that Duckman is using Cornfed as a mannequin, dressing him up in womens lingerie with a truly massive case of GagBoobs* ...no reason...
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** Not just the toothbrush stuff, it also includes other irresponsible and terrible behavior.
--> '''Sign''': ''I forgot Grandmama in Cleveland!''
--> '''Sign''': ''I forgot Grandmama in Cleveland!''
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* Duckman asks Ebony about the constant, antiquated 1970's blaxploitation dialogue she uses.
--> '''Ebony''': [[LampshadeHanging White writers...]]
--> '''Ebony''': [[LampshadeHanging White writers...]]
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* While trying to civilize the feral mail-order bride, Cornfed introduces her to such foreign concepts as soap and eating utensils. She keeps looking to Duckman for clarification, only for him to be just as stumped as she is.
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* Duckman sells his ''entire identity'' for [[ComicallySmallBribe a thousand dollars!]] And he's convinced this means he's "made it".
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* The story is told by Cornfed to his psychiatrist, who's confused why Cornfed keeps making period stops in the story (for commercial breaks).
** He's also utterly shocked that Cornfed is Duckman's partner, as many of his patients are people who've been traumatized just meeting the guy.
** He's also utterly shocked that Cornfed is Duckman's partner, as many of his patients are people who've been traumatized just meeting the guy.
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---> '''Bernice''': Duckman, arent you forgetting something?\\
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--> '''Cornfed''': He's in Nantucket, again...
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* Big Jack Macbastards UnexplainedRecovery during the climax, despite having been trampled to death by Duckman's horse, then devoured by vultures down to the skeleton in seconds.
--> '''Duckman''': How are you alive?!
--> '''Big Jack''': [[TheUnreveal Long story...]]
* The sheer FailedAttemptAtDrama during Duckman and Cornfeds duel at high noon, waiting for the town clock to strike 12... which never happens. Cue the two looking increasingly awkward as the last minute never seems to pass.
--> '''Mook''': Hey, my watch says 2:30! The clock must've stopped!
--> '''Duckman''': Shoddy American workmanship!
--> '''Duckman''': How are you alive?!
--> '''Big Jack''': [[TheUnreveal Long story...]]
* The sheer FailedAttemptAtDrama during Duckman and Cornfeds duel at high noon, waiting for the town clock to strike 12... which never happens. Cue the two looking increasingly awkward as the last minute never seems to pass.
--> '''Mook''': Hey, my watch says 2:30! The clock must've stopped!
--> '''Duckman''': Shoddy American workmanship!
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* Duckman walks into the living room, and runs into Ajax, Charles and Mambo dressed up as clowns.
--> '''Duckman''': I can only hope that you're just homicidal maniacs come to butcher me and my family, and not my boys dressed up as ''clowns!''
--> '''Mambo''': Hey dad!
--> '''Duckman''': *sobbing* NO!!
--> '''Duckman''': I can only hope that you're just homicidal maniacs come to butcher me and my family, and not my boys dressed up as ''clowns!''
--> '''Mambo''': Hey dad!
--> '''Duckman''': *sobbing* NO!!
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---> '''Duckman''': Letters! Thousands of 'em addressed to a man who would ''never'' commit fraud: Santa!\\
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---> '''Duckman''': Letters! Thousands of 'em 'em, delivered to my house, and addressed to a man who would ''never'' commit fraud: Santa!\\
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** Duckman realizes his community service is at Malthis High School, which is only half a block from his house.
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** Duckman realizes his community service is at Malthis High School, an underfunded, dilapidated DustbinSchool in the middle of a miserable slum... which is only half a block from his house.
** Duckman thinks 4000 hours of community service is 45 minutes. Cornfed points out it's more like 8 months.
--> '''Duckman''': WHAT?! Damn metric system...
--> '''Duckman''': WHAT?! Damn metric system...
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** Duckman insists on treating his community service like the movie ''DangerousMinds''. In his defense, the school IS a dilapidated slum. Unfortunatly, the class HE'S teaching are all college-bound honor students.
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** Duckman insists on treating his community service like the movie ''DangerousMinds''.''Film/DangerousMinds''. In his defense, the school IS a dilapidated slum. Unfortunatly, the class HE'S teaching are all college-bound honor students.
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** You have to defeat the owner in an insult contest. Problem is, you have to do it in his language, which Duckman doesn't know and has to make guesses based on random phrases he's learned throughout the game.
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** You have to defeat the Asian owner in an insult contest. Problem is, you have to do it in his language, which Duckman doesn't know and has to make guesses based on random words he got a handful of fortune cookie phrases he's learned throughout the game.from a Chinese takeout meal.
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'''Fluffy:''' No! When she gives you written permission certified by a Regine approved known republic! Let's move on to the word association part of the test.\\
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'''Fluffy:''' No! When she gives you written permission certified by a Regine approved known republic! notary public! Let's move on to the word association part of the test.\\
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* When Honey is making out with Duckman, King Chicken and Bernice walk in on them:
--> '''King Chicken''': What is going ''on'' here?! This is how you carry on a friendship?\\
'''Duckman''': Of course not. [[BadLiar I barely even like her.]] ''(pause)'' Oh, you meant with ''you''. Look, I wouldn't have gone through with it- another 20, 30 minutes, I would've put my foot down.
--> '''King Chicken''': What is going ''on'' here?! This is how you carry on a friendship?\\
'''Duckman''': Of course not. [[BadLiar I barely even like her.]] ''(pause)'' Oh, you meant with ''you''. Look, I wouldn't have gone through with it- another 20, 30 minutes, I would've put my foot down.
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* Bernice's "getting crap past the radar" rant to the bouncer:
--> '''Bouncer''': Maybe next show you should clear the fog from your consciousness.\\
'''Bernice''': I'll tell you what's fogging my consciousness. I have been cooling my fogging heels for two fogging hours, looking at your stupid fogging face and soaking up your snobby fogging attitude. Now if you don't find us a fogging table to sit, I am going to rip out your fogging spleen and shove it down your fogging throat! So move your fogging butt and get us a fogging table right fogging NOW!
--> '''Bouncer''': Maybe next show you should clear the fog from your consciousness.\\
'''Bernice''': I'll tell you what's fogging my consciousness. I have been cooling my fogging heels for two fogging hours, looking at your stupid fogging face and soaking up your snobby fogging attitude. Now if you don't find us a fogging table to sit, I am going to rip out your fogging spleen and shove it down your fogging throat! So move your fogging butt and get us a fogging table right fogging NOW!
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* Bernice's musical suggestions [[TakeThat get shot down]].
--> '''Bernice''': I'd like to start off with a song by one of our country's finest natural resources: Mr. Music/MarvinHamlisch.\\
''*the crowd panics*''\\
'''MC''': Sorry, lady, we don't have any Hamlisch.\\
''*the crowd returns to their seats*''\\
'''Bernice''': Then, perhaps something by, I don't know, Creator/AndrewLloydWebber?\\
''*another, even bigger panic*''\\
'''MC''': No Webber! No Webber!\\
''*back to normal again*''
--> '''Bernice''': I'd like to start off with a song by one of our country's finest natural resources: Mr. Music/MarvinHamlisch.\\
''*the crowd panics*''\\
'''MC''': Sorry, lady, we don't have any Hamlisch.\\
''*the crowd returns to their seats*''\\
'''Bernice''': Then, perhaps something by, I don't know, Creator/AndrewLloydWebber?\\
''*another, even bigger panic*''\\
'''MC''': No Webber! No Webber!\\
''*back to normal again*''
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* [[AbusiveParents Duckman's]] idea of "playing airplane" with Ajax.
-->'''Duckman''': ''*holding Ajax to the side of an airplane*'' Eat your vegetables or I push!
-->'''Duckman''': ''*holding Ajax to the side of an airplane*'' Eat your vegetables or I push!
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-->'''Geofredo''': Duckman, what would you say if I told you we had exclusive amateur videotape of your true activities in the crucial moments before the "rescue"?\\
*beat*\\
'''Duckman''': [[IWantMyMommy Mommy]]?
*beat*\\
'''Duckman''': [[IWantMyMommy Mommy]]?
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* Duckman's drooling so much from ogling Tamara's performance that he fills a bucket, which Cornfed has to replace.
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** After the riot at the show, Art is in the ambulance with a severely wounded Duckman, and actually ''unhooks his oxygen for a second''.
--> '''Art''': You sleep now.\\
'''Duckman''': I'm not tired.\\
'''Art''': How 'bout now? ''(unhooks the tube)''\\
'''Duckman''': ''(gasps, then passes out)''
--> '''Art''': You sleep now.\\
'''Duckman''': I'm not tired.\\
'''Art''': How 'bout now? ''(unhooks the tube)''\\
'''Duckman''': ''(gasps, then passes out)''
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[[caption-width-right:350:D'oh!]]
[[caption-width-right:350:D'oh!]]
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* Charles and Mambo's teacher: "Class is over. Please stop learning now."
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** The Arnold Schwarzenegger {{Expy}} ''snaps a random guy's neck'' who happens to be in his way while on his way to kill Duckman. Soon after, the sight of him squeezing into a tiny car.
** The climax, with the Arnold, Sylvester Stallone, and Bruce Willis lookalikes destroying half of L.A. while trying to kill Duckman. But they take a minute to address the audience:
--> '''Arnold''': We radio'd ahead to evacuate the buildings, so no innocent bystanders would be harmed.\\
'''Stallone''': We may destroy, but it doesn't mean we don't care.
** Also in the climax: "I can't see for..." [[CurseCutShort "SHIIIIIII- !!!"]]
** The climax, with the Arnold, Sylvester Stallone, and Bruce Willis lookalikes destroying half of L.A. while trying to kill Duckman. But they take a minute to address the audience:
--> '''Arnold''': We radio'd ahead to evacuate the buildings, so no innocent bystanders would be harmed.\\
'''Stallone''': We may destroy, but it doesn't mean we don't care.
** Also in the climax: "I can't see for..." [[CurseCutShort "SHIIIIIII- !!!"]]
** [[HairTriggerTemper "DAMN. STUPID. OXYGEN!!!"]]
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* Duckman noting he's going to give new meaning to the phrase "captain's log", [[ToiletHumour "if you get my drift. And if you get too close, you will."]]
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* An infomercial Duckman watches:
--> "Hi, I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV. And that's why I bikini wax with the new and improved "Gee, Your Groin Looks Well-Groomed"."
* The reveal that Cornfed was able to move from the mail room to an executive position within the course of a day.
--> "Hi, I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV. And that's why I bikini wax with the new and improved "Gee, Your Groin Looks Well-Groomed"."
* The reveal that Cornfed was able to move from the mail room to an executive position within the course of a day.
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-->'''TV Therapist:''' -is like sex without the costumes.\\
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* "The Gripes of Wrath":
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!!I, Duckman
!!TV or Not to Be
*"The Duckman flipping channels.
-->'''Coffee Commercial:''' We think it's time you tried Hill O' Beans decaf, because coffee without the caffeine-\\
-->'''TV Therapist:''' -is like sex without the costumes.\\
'''Cereal Commercial:''' And remember, Happy Tyme pure sucrose breakfast cereal gives you that-\\
'''TV Doctor:''' -large tumor-like growth on the wall of your stomach.\\
'''Detergent Salesman:''' But for cleaner, brighter, fluffier sheets-\\
'''Announcer:''' Tonight's episode; TheKlan.\\
'''Detergent Salesman:''' Have you ever seen anything so white?
!!The Gripes ofWrath":Wrath
!!TV or Not to Be
*
-->'''Coffee Commercial:''' We think it's time you tried Hill O' Beans decaf, because coffee without the caffeine-\\
-->'''TV Therapist:''' -is like sex without the costumes.\\
'''Cereal Commercial:''' And remember, Happy Tyme pure sucrose breakfast cereal gives you that-\\
'''TV Doctor:''' -large tumor-like growth on the wall of your stomach.\\
'''Detergent Salesman:''' But for cleaner, brighter, fluffier sheets-\\
'''Announcer:''' Tonight's episode; TheKlan.\\
'''Detergent Salesman:''' Have you ever seen anything so white?
!!The Gripes of
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* "TV or Not to Be" begins with Duckman flipping channels.
-->'''Coffee Commercial:''' We think it's time you tried Hill O' Beans decaf, because coffee without the caffeine-
-->'''TV Therapist:''' -is like sex without the costumes.
-->'''Cereal Commercial:''' And remember, Happy Tyme pure sucrose breakfast cereal gives you that-
-->'''TV Doctor:''' -large tumor-like growth on the wall of your stomach.
-->'''Detergent Salesman:''' But for cleaner, brighter, fluffier sheets-
-->'''Announcer:''' Tonight's episode; TheKlan.
-->'''Detergent Salesman:''' Have you ever seen anything so white?
* In "Psyche":
** It's hilarious whenever Cornfed acts out-of-character and drops his usual deadpan demeanor, which he does when offered a case in which he and Duckman have to date two [[GagBoobs ridiculously large breasted women]].
-->'''Coffee Commercial:''' We think it's time you tried Hill O' Beans decaf, because coffee without the caffeine-
-->'''TV Therapist:''' -is like sex without the costumes.
-->'''Cereal Commercial:''' And remember, Happy Tyme pure sucrose breakfast cereal gives you that-
-->'''TV Doctor:''' -large tumor-like growth on the wall of your stomach.
-->'''Detergent Salesman:''' But for cleaner, brighter, fluffier sheets-
-->'''Announcer:''' Tonight's episode; TheKlan.
-->'''Detergent Salesman:''' Have you ever seen anything so white?
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** It's hilarious whenever Cornfed acts out-of-character and drops his usual deadpan demeanor, which he does when offered a case in which he and Duckman have to date two [[GagBoobs ridiculously large breasted women]].
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!!Psyche
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-->'''Coffee Commercial:''' We think it's time you tried Hill O' Beans decaf, because coffee without the caffeine-
-->'''TV Therapist:''' -is like sex without the costumes.
-->'''Cereal Commercial:''' And remember, Happy Tyme pure sucrose breakfast cereal gives you that-
-->'''TV Doctor:''' -large tumor-like growth on the wall of your stomach.
-->'''Detergent Salesman:''' But for cleaner, brighter, fluffier sheets-
-->'''Announcer:''' Tonight's episode; TheKlan.
-->'''Detergent Salesman:''' Have you ever seen anything so white?
* In "Psyche":
**
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* In "Gland of Opportunity":
** The rollercoaster ride has a halfway point for riders to get out and throw up in bathrooms.
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!!Gland of
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* The rollercoaster ride has a halfway point for riders to get out and throw up in bathrooms.
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* In "Ride the High School":
** Ajax getting "stuck" on a stopped escalator.
** Ajax getting "stuck" on a stopped escalator.
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!!Ride the High
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* Ajax getting "stuck" on a stopped escalator.
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!!A Civil War
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* The Mockumentary episode "American Dicks" is one long Crowning Moment.
** Duckman attempting to come off like an expert detective to the camera, while overlooking or ignoring ridiculously obvious clues and leads to the case of the episode, finding the kidnapped mayor of the city. Among other things, he doesn't notice a picture of the mayor being held hostage by baseball manager Lance Le Francis on a milk carton he's drinking from, and doesn't notice the mayor being dragged kicking and screaming into a van across the street until Cornfed points it out to him.
** [[ConfessionCam The interview]] the American Dicks cameraman has with Cornfed.
---> '''Cornfed''': Before I met Duckman, I was at a crossroads, soul-searching, looking for my place in this endless puzzle we call life. You ever wake up in a Cambodian gaming parlor and realize you're living in a dark, dank abyss of emptiness and loneliness, then wander the mountains of Asia for two years until you became the chef in a Tibetan monastery?\\
'''Camera Man''': I just asked what kind of detective Duckman is.\\
'''Cornfed''': Oh... I have some clothes in the dryer.
** Ajax: "My dad swatted my face with a broom once. Of course, I was eating from the dustpan at the time."
** When Honiss is approached by a woman with a sick kid:
---> '''Woman''': He's your biggest fan. If you could just sign his oxygen tank, "Keep on fighting, little slugger. This one's going extra innings.", it would make his day.\\
'''Honiss''': That's five bucks a word for the inscription and ten for the signature.\\
'''Woman''': Oh. ''(leaves)''
** The scene in the court room:
---> '''Judge''': Court is in session! And allow me to introduce some close personal friends - American Cops, American Dicks, American Stenographers, American Court Janitors and our very own slap-happy singleton! *courtroom cheers*
** The cameraman accidentally walking into the office next to Duckman's, which turns out to house an erotic massage parlor.
** Duckman not noticing that his car has been stripped clean of parts while they were gone, including ''the exterior''. The only part he notices is askew is that his car air-freshener is gone, until he finds it on the floor.
** The cameraman tripping over Ajax who is bending down to pick up what he thinks is a chocolate bar from the ground, and accidentally smashes into Duckman with the camera.
---> '''Ajax''': ...ew, this isn't a chocolate bar...
* "It's the Thing of the Principal":
** When Duckman visits Ajax's school, some soldiers are nearby:
** Duckman attempting to come off like an expert detective to the camera, while overlooking or ignoring ridiculously obvious clues and leads to the case of the episode, finding the kidnapped mayor of the city. Among other things, he doesn't notice a picture of the mayor being held hostage by baseball manager Lance Le Francis on a milk carton he's drinking from, and doesn't notice the mayor being dragged kicking and screaming into a van across the street until Cornfed points it out to him.
** [[ConfessionCam The interview]] the American Dicks cameraman has with Cornfed.
---> '''Cornfed''': Before I met Duckman, I was at a crossroads, soul-searching, looking for my place in this endless puzzle we call life. You ever wake up in a Cambodian gaming parlor and realize you're living in a dark, dank abyss of emptiness and loneliness, then wander the mountains of Asia for two years until you became the chef in a Tibetan monastery?\\
'''Camera Man''': I just asked what kind of detective Duckman is.\\
'''Cornfed''': Oh... I have some clothes in the dryer.
** Ajax: "My dad swatted my face with a broom once. Of course, I was eating from the dustpan at the time."
** When Honiss is approached by a woman with a sick kid:
---> '''Woman''': He's your biggest fan. If you could just sign his oxygen tank, "Keep on fighting, little slugger. This one's going extra innings.", it would make his day.\\
'''Honiss''': That's five bucks a word for the inscription and ten for the signature.\\
'''Woman''': Oh. ''(leaves)''
** The scene in the court room:
---> '''Judge''': Court is in session! And allow me to introduce some close personal friends - American Cops, American Dicks, American Stenographers, American Court Janitors and our very own slap-happy singleton! *courtroom cheers*
** The cameraman accidentally walking into the office next to Duckman's, which turns out to house an erotic massage parlor.
** Duckman not noticing that his car has been stripped clean of parts while they were gone, including ''the exterior''. The only part he notices is askew is that his car air-freshener is gone, until he finds it on the floor.
** The cameraman tripping over Ajax who is bending down to pick up what he thinks is a chocolate bar from the ground, and accidentally smashes into Duckman with the camera.
---> '''Ajax''': ...ew, this isn't a chocolate bar...
* "It's the Thing of the Principal":
** When Duckman visits Ajax's school, some soldiers are nearby:
to:
** Duckman attempting to come off like an expert detective to the camera, while overlooking or ignoring ridiculously obvious clues and leads to the case of the episode, finding the kidnapped mayor of the city. Among other things, he doesn't notice a picture of the mayor being held hostage by baseball manager Lance Le Francis on a milk carton he's drinking from, and doesn't notice the mayor being dragged kicking and screaming into a van across the street until Cornfed points it out to him.
** [[ConfessionCam The interview]] the American Dicks cameraman has with Cornfed.
---> '''Cornfed''': Before I met Duckman, I was at a crossroads, soul-searching, looking for my place in this endless puzzle we call life. You ever wake up in a Cambodian gaming parlor and realize you're living in a dark, dank abyss of emptiness and loneliness, then wander the mountains of Asia for two years until you became the chef in a Tibetan monastery?\\
'''Camera Man''': I just asked what kind of detective Duckman is.\\
'''Cornfed''': Oh... I have some clothes in the dryer.
** Ajax: "My dad swatted my face with a broom once. Of course, I was eating from the dustpan at the time."
** When Honiss is approached by a woman with a sick kid:
---> '''Woman''': He's your biggest fan. If you could just sign his oxygen tank, "Keep on fighting, little slugger. This one's going extra innings.", it would make his day.\\
'''Honiss''': That's five bucks a word for the inscription and ten for the signature.\\
'''Woman''': Oh. ''(leaves)''
** The scene in the court room:
---> '''Judge''': Court is in session! And allow me to introduce some close personal friends - American Cops, American Dicks, American Stenographers, American Court Janitors and our very own slap-happy singleton! *courtroom cheers*
** The cameraman accidentally walking into the office next to Duckman's, which turns out to house an erotic massage parlor.
** Duckman not noticing that his car has been stripped clean of parts while they were gone, including ''the exterior''. The only part he notices is askew is that his car air-freshener is gone, until he finds it on the floor.
** The cameraman tripping over Ajax who is bending down to pick up what he thinks is a chocolate bar from the ground, and accidentally smashes into Duckman with the camera.
---> '''Ajax''': ...ew, this isn't a chocolate bar...
* "It's
!!It's the Thing of the
**
* When Duckman visits Ajax's school, some soldiers are nearby:
Changed line(s) 168,169 (click to see context) from:
* "Cellar Beware":
** Bernice resorting to capturing the rest of the family in a net just so she can get them to cooperate with her for holding the block association party.
** Bernice resorting to capturing the rest of the family in a net just so she can get them to cooperate with her for holding the block association party.
to:
!!Cellar Beware
*
**
Changed line(s) 180 (click to see context) from:
* "Joking the Chicken": Duckman learns that he has high blood pressure. The blood vein-filled expression that he makes when he finds out is funny enough, but then he goes ballistic:
to:
!!American Dicks
*
** Duckman attempting to come off like an expert detective to the
** [[ConfessionCam The interview]] the American Dicks cameraman has with Cornfed.
---> '''Cornfed''': Before I met Duckman, I was at a crossroads, soul-searching, looking for my place in this endless puzzle we call life. You ever wake up in a Cambodian gaming parlor and realize you're living in a dark, dank abyss of emptiness and loneliness, then wander the mountains of Asia for two years until you became the chef in a Tibetan monastery?\\
'''Camera Man''': I just asked what kind of detective Duckman is.\\
'''Cornfed''': Oh... I have some clothes in the dryer.
** Ajax: "My dad swatted my face with a broom once. Of course, I was eating from the dustpan at the time."
** When Honiss is approached by a woman with a sick kid:
---> '''Woman''': He's your biggest fan. If you could just sign his oxygen tank, "Keep on fighting, little slugger. This one's going extra innings.", it would make his day.\\
'''Honiss''': That's five bucks a word for the inscription and ten for the signature.\\
'''Woman''': Oh. ''(leaves)''
** The scene in the court room:
---> '''Judge''': Court is in session! And allow me to introduce some close personal friends - American Cops, American Dicks, American Stenographers, American Court Janitors and our very own slap-happy singleton! *courtroom cheers*
** The cameraman accidentally walking into the office next to Duckman's, which turns out to house an erotic massage parlor.
** Duckman not noticing that his car has been stripped clean of parts while they were gone, including ''the exterior''. The only part he notices is askew is that his car air-freshener is gone, until he finds it on the floor.
** The cameraman tripping over Ajax who is bending down to pick up what he thinks is a chocolate bar from the ground, and accidentally smashes into Duckman with the camera.
---> '''Ajax''': ...ew, this isn't a chocolate bar...
!!About Face
!!Joking the Chicken
* Duckman learns that he has high blood pressure. The blood vein-filled expression that he makes when he finds out is funny enough, but then he goes ballistic:
Changed line(s) 185,186 (click to see context) from:
* In "Papa Oom M.O.W. M.O.W.":
** After Duckman complains about getting a $200 parking ticket for parking in a handicapped space.
** After Duckman complains about getting a $200 parking ticket for parking in a handicapped space.
to:
**
* After Duckman complains about getting a $200 parking ticket for parking in a handicapped space.
Changed line(s) 200,201 (click to see context) from:
* "Married Alive":
** Duckman says that he and Cornfed are a team, like "Astaire and Rogers, Lewis and Clark, Norman Bates." [[labelnote:Note]](referencing how in ''Film/{{Psycho}}'', Norman Bates played the dual role of himself and his deceased mother.)[[/labelnote]]
** Duckman says that he and Cornfed are a team, like "Astaire and Rogers, Lewis and Clark, Norman Bates." [[labelnote:Note]](referencing how in ''Film/{{Psycho}}'', Norman Bates played the dual role of himself and his deceased mother.)[[/labelnote]]
to:
!!Married Alive
*
**
Changed line(s) 210,211 (click to see context) from:
* From "Days of Whining and Neurosis":
** after Dr. Milo shows a commercial for his rehab center:
** after Dr. Milo shows a commercial for his rehab center:
to:
!!Days of Whining and
** after
* After Dr. Milo shows a commercial for his rehab center:
Changed line(s) 239,240 (click to see context) from:
---> '''Duckman''': Join the club!
---> '''Stark''': I did, it's called the Senate!
---> '''Stark''': I did, it's called the Senate!
to:
---> '''Duckman''': Join the club!
--->club!\\
'''Stark''': I did, it's called the Senate!
--->
'''Stark''': I did, it's called the Senate!
Changed line(s) 252,253 (click to see context) from:
* "Inherit the Judgement: The Dope's Trial":
** Duckman says there's a town called "Gleen Bay" built beneath Green Bay by Chinese railroad workers.
** Duckman says there's a town called "Gleen Bay" built beneath Green Bay by Chinese railroad workers.
to:
!!Inherit the Judgement: The Dope's
**
* Everyone's baking in the hot car:
--> '''Mambo''': We're due next week. The sun.\\
'''Bernice''': What about... Ajax?\\
'''Charles''': Slack-jawed, glassy-eyed, drooling.\\
'''Bernice''': Good. Ajax, normal.
* Duckman says there's a town called "Gleen Bay" built beneath Green Bay by Chinese railroad workers.
Changed line(s) 289,290 (click to see context) from:
* "America the Beautiful":
** Duckman and Cornfed search for a model named America, and her former boyfriends who represent different decades of history. When entering a place called Appleville, a black and white town representative of the 1950's, all of the color leaks out of Duckman and Cornfed.
** Duckman and Cornfed search for a model named America, and her former boyfriends who represent different decades of history. When entering a place called Appleville, a black and white town representative of the 1950's, all of the color leaks out of Duckman and Cornfed.
to:
!!America the
**
* Duckman and Cornfed search for a model named America, and her former boyfriends who represent different decades of history. When entering a place called Appleville, a black and white town representative of the 1950's, all of the color leaks out of Duckman and Cornfed.
Changed line(s) 297,298 (click to see context) from:
* In "The Germ Turns":
** Duckman starts over-compensating for his lackluster parenting, and one big highlight is when he joins Ajax at football practice:
** Duckman starts over-compensating for his lackluster parenting, and one big highlight is when he joins Ajax at football practice:
to:
!!The Germ
**
* Duckman starts over-compensating for his lackluster parenting, and one big highlight is when he joins Ajax at football practice:
Changed line(s) 306,307 (click to see context) from:
* "In The Nam Of the Father":
** Duckman shows up to work wearing a coat made from a baby seal pelt, ''with a baby seal head still attached to the shoulder''. Fluffy and Uranus scream in horror. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Then Duckman reveals he's also wearing underwear made from spotted owls]].
** Duckman shows up to work wearing a coat made from a baby seal pelt, ''with a baby seal head still attached to the shoulder''. Fluffy and Uranus scream in horror. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Then Duckman reveals he's also wearing underwear made from spotted owls]].
to:
!!In the Nam
**
* Duckman shows up to work wearing a coat made from a baby seal pelt, ''with a baby seal head still attached to the shoulder''. Fluffy and Uranus scream in horror. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Then Duckman reveals he's also wearing underwear made from spotted owls]].
Changed line(s) 314,315 (click to see context) from:
* "Clip Job":
** The montage of Duckman saying "What the hell are YOU staring at?!"
** The montage of Duckman saying "What the hell are YOU staring at?!"
to:
!!Research and Destroy
!!Clip Job
*
**
Changed line(s) 336,337 (click to see context) from:
* "Forbidden Fruit":
** In addition to being awesome, Fluffy and Uranus' [[ClusterFBomb epic cuss-out of Duckman]] is just so jarring and [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness unexpected]] that it's hilarious.
** In addition to being awesome, Fluffy and Uranus' [[ClusterFBomb epic cuss-out of Duckman]] is just so jarring and [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness unexpected]] that it's hilarious.
to:
!!Noir Gang
!!Forbidden Fruit
*"Forbidden Fruit":
**In addition to being awesome, Fluffy and Uranus' [[ClusterFBomb epic cuss-out of Duckman]] is just so jarring and [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness unexpected]] that it's hilarious.
!!Forbidden Fruit
*
**
Changed line(s) 373 (click to see context) from:
* "Grandma-ma's Flatulent Adventure": Cornfed's parody of "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" at Grandma-ma's "funeral":
to:
!!Grandma-ma's Flatulent
* Cornfed's parody of "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" at Grandma-ma's "funeral":
Changed line(s) 375 (click to see context) from:
* "The Color of Naught": When King Chicken is asked why he did his evil plan, he starts to talk but is interrupted by a news bulletin:
to:
!!The Color of
* When King Chicken is asked why he did his evil plan, he starts to talk but is interrupted by a news bulletin:
Changed line(s) 377,378 (click to see context) from:
* "A Room With a Bellevue":
** Duckman's [[OverlyLongGag long rant to the two psychiatrists]], perhaps his most epic rant in the entire series:
** Duckman's [[OverlyLongGag long rant to the two psychiatrists]], perhaps his most epic rant in the entire series:
to:
!!Sperms of Endearment
*
-->'''Duckman:''' Uh, Corny, this isn't really a good-\\
'''Cornfed:''' My contract stipulates I must appear in every episode for at least ten seconds.\\
'''Duckman:''' Oh, alright. Work okay?\\
'''Cornfed:''' Fine.\\
'''Duckman:''' How's the wife?\\
'''Cornfed:''' Not married.\\
'''Duckman:''' Favorite Beatle?\\
'''Cornfed:''' Ringo. You know, [[StatingTheSimpleSolution if you let me stay I can easily solve whatever crisis you may]]-\\
''(Duckman looks at his watch and slams the door on him)''
!!A Room With a
**
* Duckman's [[OverlyLongGag long rant to the two psychiatrists]], perhaps his most epic rant in the entire series:
Changed line(s) 394,395 (click to see context) from:
* "Apocalypse Not":
** When a huge burst of water is headed for the townspeople in the sewer:
** When a huge burst of water is headed for the townspeople in the sewer:
to:
!!Apocalypse Not
*
**
Changed line(s) 406,407 (click to see context) from:
---> '''Bernice''': Why would an employment agency send a butler to a survival drill in a sewer?
---> '''Butler''': It's a very bad employment agency, madam. Canape?
---> '''Butler''': It's a very bad employment agency, madam. Canape?
to:
---> '''Bernice''': Why would an employment agency send a butler to a survival drill in a sewer?
--->sewer?\\
'''Butler''': It's a very bad employment agency, madam. Canape?
--->
'''Butler''': It's a very bad employment agency, madam. Canape?
Changed line(s) 410,411 (click to see context) from:
* "The Mallardian Candidate":
** The conversation between Bernice and the twins that Duckman and Cornfed overhears with their spy equipment about why they have to use a laundromat.
** The conversation between Bernice and the twins that Duckman and Cornfed overhears with their spy equipment about why they have to use a laundromat.
to:
!!Clear and Presidente Danger
!!The Girls of Route Canal
*
!!The Mallardian
**
* The conversation between Bernice and the twins that Duckman and Cornfed overhears with their spy equipment about why they have to use a laundromat.
Changed line(s) 422,423 (click to see context) from:
* "Pig Amok":
** The beginning, with Duckman attempting to comfort Miss Liebner at her husband's funeral:
** The beginning, with Duckman attempting to comfort Miss Liebner at her husband's funeral:
to:
!!Pig Amok
*
** The beginning, with
Changed line(s) 439,440 (click to see context) from:
* "The Once and Future Duck":
** The various [[FutureMeScaresMe future versions]] of Duckman are hilarious simply because [[NoodleIncident you wonder what on earth led to his]] becoming a psychiatrist (or psychopath), a SassyBlackWoman version of himself, or getting an I-Beam lodged through his skull.
** The various [[FutureMeScaresMe future versions]] of Duckman are hilarious simply because [[NoodleIncident you wonder what on earth led to his]] becoming a psychiatrist (or psychopath), a SassyBlackWoman version of himself, or getting an I-Beam lodged through his skull.
to:
!!The Once and Future
**
* The various [[FutureMeScaresMe future versions]] of Duckman are hilarious simply because [[NoodleIncident you wonder what on earth led to his]] becoming a psychiatrist (or psychopath), a SassyBlackWoman version of himself, or getting an I-Beam lodged through his skull.
Changed line(s) 447,448 (click to see context) from:
* "Aged Heat":
** Duckman attacking the blind man at the beginning of the episode because he assumed he was faking it to get Duckman to let his guard down.
** Duckman attacking the blind man at the beginning of the episode because he assumed he was faking it to get Duckman to let his guard down.
to:
!!The One With Lisa Kudrow in a Small Role
!!Aged Heat
*
**
Changed line(s) 452,453 (click to see context) from:
* "They Craved Duckman's Brain!":
** Duckman is being held hostage by Roland Thompson, and at one point Roland goes to the bathroom during his [[MotiveRant rant]]. Duckman just sits there looking bored, and when Roland exits the bathroom:
** Duckman is being held hostage by Roland Thompson, and at one point Roland goes to the bathroom during his [[MotiveRant rant]]. Duckman just sits there looking bored, and when Roland exits the bathroom:
to:
!!They Craved Duckman's
**
* Duckman is being held hostage by Roland Thompson, and at one point Roland goes to the bathroom during his [[MotiveRant rant]]. Duckman just sits there looking bored, and when Roland exits the bathroom:
Changed line(s) 470,472 (click to see context) from:
* "The Road to Dendron":
** Duckman is annoying Ben Stein the bus driver by singing "99 Bottles of Scotch".
---> '''Ben Stein''': Mr. Duckman, if you can't act with a modicum of decorum on your son's field trip, I'll rip out your heart and feed it to my dingo.\\
** Duckman is annoying Ben Stein the bus driver by singing "99 Bottles of Scotch".
---> '''Ben Stein''': Mr. Duckman, if you can't act with a modicum of decorum on your son's field trip, I'll rip out your heart and feed it to my dingo.\\
to:
!!The Road to
**
* Duckman is annoying Ben Stein the bus driver by singing "99 Bottles of Scotch".
---> '''Ben Stein''': Mr. Duckman, if you can't act with a modicum of decorum on your son's field trip, I'll rip out your heart and feed it to my dingo.
Changed line(s) 490,491 (click to see context) from:
* "The Longest Weekend":
** When Tad Venom tries to torture Duckman and company, he presses the button but it does other things instead, like opening and closing the garage door.
** When Tad Venom tries to torture Duckman and company, he presses the button but it does other things instead, like opening and closing the garage door.
to:
!!Exile in Guyville
!!The Longest
**
* When Tad Venom tries to torture Duckman and company, he presses the button but it does other things instead, like opening and closing the garage door.
Changed line(s) 497,498 (click to see context) from:
* "The Amazing Colossal Duckman":
** Duckman grows to immense sizes as he gets angrier and angrier. Knowing this would get him out of the house, Bernice deliberately sets him off by things like stabbing his foot with a pitchfork and tying his fingers together. Thus, when Duckman says his goodbyes to his family and sets off for his self-imposed exile, [[TheDogBitesBack he flicks Bernice off the roof]].
** Duckman grows to immense sizes as he gets angrier and angrier. Knowing this would get him out of the house, Bernice deliberately sets him off by things like stabbing his foot with a pitchfork and tying his fingers together. Thus, when Duckman says his goodbyes to his family and sets off for his self-imposed exile, [[TheDogBitesBack he flicks Bernice off the roof]].
to:
!!The Amazing Colossal
**
* Duckman grows to immense sizes as he gets angrier and angrier. Knowing this would get him out of the house, Bernice deliberately sets him off by things like stabbing his foot with a pitchfork and tying his fingers together. Thus, when Duckman says his goodbyes to his family and sets off for his self-imposed exile, [[TheDogBitesBack he flicks Bernice off the roof]].
Changed line(s) 503,504 (click to see context) from:
* "Cock Tales For Four":
** King Chicken and Duckman's huge simultaneous belch (followed by the two laughing hysterically) at the end of act two.
** King Chicken and Duckman's huge simultaneous belch (followed by the two laughing hysterically) at the end of act two.
to:
!!Cock Tales For
**
* King Chicken and Duckman's huge simultaneous belch (followed by the two laughing hysterically) at the end of act two.
Deleted line(s) 506,515 (click to see context) :
* "Sperms of Endearment", after Bernice discovers she's been artificially inseminated with Duckman's sperm, Cornfed arrives at the door.
-->'''Duckman:''' Uh, Corny, this isn't really a good-
-->'''Cornfed:''' My contract stipulates I must appear in every episode for at least ten seconds.
-->'''Duckman:''' Oh, alright. Work okay?
-->'''Cornfed:''' Fine.
-->'''Duckman:''' How's the wife?
-->'''Cornfed:''' Not married.
-->'''Duckman:''' Favorite Beatle?
-->'''Cornfed:''' Ringo. You know, [[StatingTheSimpleSolution if you let me stay I can easily solve whatever crisis you may]]-
-->''(Duckman looks at his watch and slams the door on him)''
-->'''Duckman:''' Uh, Corny, this isn't really a good-
-->'''Cornfed:''' My contract stipulates I must appear in every episode for at least ten seconds.
-->'''Duckman:''' Oh, alright. Work okay?
-->'''Cornfed:''' Fine.
-->'''Duckman:''' How's the wife?
-->'''Cornfed:''' Not married.
-->'''Duckman:''' Favorite Beatle?
-->'''Cornfed:''' Ringo. You know, [[StatingTheSimpleSolution if you let me stay I can easily solve whatever crisis you may]]-
-->''(Duckman looks at his watch and slams the door on him)''
Changed line(s) 519,520 (click to see context) from:
* "Dammit, Hollywood":
** The episode starts with Duckman getting chewed out by moviegoers after seeing ''[[Film/FreeWilly Lickety-Split's Oily Adventure]]'' for, among other things, [[ExcrementStatement urinating on the screen]] while screaming "Swim in ''this'', Lickety!"
** The episode starts with Duckman getting chewed out by moviegoers after seeing ''[[Film/FreeWilly Lickety-Split's Oily Adventure]]'' for, among other things, [[ExcrementStatement urinating on the screen]] while screaming "Swim in ''this'', Lickety!"
to:
!!Dammit, Hollywood
*"Dammit, Hollywood":
**The episode starts with Duckman getting chewed out by moviegoers after seeing ''[[Film/FreeWilly Lickety-Split's Oily Adventure]]'' for, among other things, [[ExcrementStatement urinating on the screen]] while screaming "Swim in ''this'', Lickety!"
*
**
Changed line(s) 523,525 (click to see context) from:
--->'''Duckman:''' Are you the manager?
--->'''Manager:''' No, I beat him senseless with my bare hands, then dumped his cement-laden body into a nearby lake just so I could wear his nametag.
--->'''Duckman:''' ''(beat)'' You're an odd little man, but you got away with a witty retort.
--->'''Manager:''' No, I beat him senseless with my bare hands, then dumped his cement-laden body into a nearby lake just so I could wear his nametag.
--->'''Duckman:''' ''(beat)'' You're an odd little man, but you got away with a witty retort.
to:
--->'''Duckman:''' Are you the manager?
--->'''Manager:'''manager?\\
'''Manager:''' No, I beat him senseless with my bare hands, then dumped his cement-laden body into a nearby lake just so I could wear hisnametag.
--->'''Duckman:'''nametag.\\
'''Duckman:''' ''(beat)'' You're an odd little man, but you got away with a witty retort.
--->'''Manager:'''
'''Manager:''' No, I beat him senseless with my bare hands, then dumped his cement-laden body into a nearby lake just so I could wear his
--->'''Duckman:'''
'''Duckman:''' ''(beat)'' You're an odd little man, but you got away with a witty retort.
Changed line(s) 530 (click to see context) from:
* "All About Elliott": When [[TheChewToy Fluffy and Uranus]] get ''[[IAmAHumanitarian eaten]]'' by Duckman and are left traumatized by the end of it.
to:
!!Coolio Runnings
!!Aged Heat 2: Women in Heat
!!All About
* When [[TheChewToy Fluffy and Uranus]] get ''[[IAmAHumanitarian eaten]]'' by Duckman and are left traumatized by the end of it.
Changed line(s) 532,533 (click to see context) from:
* In "Role With It":
** Cornfed ends up having to drive cross-country with Fluffy and Uranus. He rejoins the rest of the group, looking rather crazed and the duo nowhere in sight.
** Cornfed ends up having to drive cross-country with Fluffy and Uranus. He rejoins the rest of the group, looking rather crazed and the duo nowhere in sight.
to:
!!From Brad to Worse
!!Bonfire of the Panties
*
** This out-of-nowhere moment:
---> '''Ben Franklin''': The jig is up! Run, wastebasket, run!
!!Role With
**
* Cornfed ends up having to drive cross-country with Fluffy and Uranus. He rejoins the rest of the group, looking rather crazed and the duo nowhere in sight.
Changed line(s) 543 (click to see context) from:
* From "Ajax and Ajaxer":
to:
!!Ajax and
* This:
Changed line(s) 547,552 (click to see context) from:
* In "Bonfire of the Panties":
** Cornfed and Charles/Mambo communicate telepathically, with Cornfed admitting that he doesn't use his power very often because of a traumatic incident years ago. Flashback to Cornfed meeting Willard Scott and shaking his hand, only to convulse when he reads Scott's apparently disturbing thoughts.
** This out-of-nowhere moment:
---> '''Ben Franklin''': The jig is up! Run, wastebasket, run!
* "Haunted Society Plumbers":
** The ridiculously long name of Duckman and Cornfed's business, which they repeat many times: A-A-A-A-A-A-A- A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A- A-A-A-A-A-A-A-1 Plumbing.
** Cornfed and Charles/Mambo communicate telepathically, with Cornfed admitting that he doesn't use his power very often because of a traumatic incident years ago. Flashback to Cornfed meeting Willard Scott and shaking his hand, only to convulse when he reads Scott's apparently disturbing thoughts.
** This out-of-nowhere moment:
---> '''Ben Franklin''': The jig is up! Run, wastebasket, run!
* "Haunted Society Plumbers":
** The ridiculously long name of Duckman and Cornfed's business, which they repeat many times: A-A-A-A-A-A-A- A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A- A-A-A-A-A-A-A-1 Plumbing.
to:
!!With Friends Like These
*
**
!!A Trophied Duck
!!A Star is Abhorred
!!Bev Takes a Holiday
!!Love! Anger! Kvetching!
!!Duckman and Cornfed
** This out-of-nowhere moment:
---> '''Ben Franklin''': The jig is up! Run, wastebasket, run!
* "Haunted
**
* The ridiculously long name of Duckman and Cornfed's business, which they repeat many times: A-A-A-A-A-A-A- A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A- A-A-A-A-A-A-A-1 Plumbing.
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* "You've Come a Wrong Way, Baby":
** There's a moment when Duckman and Agnes are on the lam, handcuffed together, and Agnes hurts herself and can't go on. Duckman decides to lift her and carry her, but she misinterprets it at first:
** There's a moment when Duckman and Agnes are on the lam, handcuffed together, and Agnes hurts herself and can't go on. Duckman decides to lift her and carry her, but she misinterprets it at first:
to:
!!Ebony, Baby
!!Vuuck, as in Duck
!!Crime, Punishment, War, Peace, and the Idiot
!!Kidney, Popsicle and Nuts
!!The Tami Show
!!My Feral Lady
!!Westward, No!
!!Short, Plush and Deadly
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-->'''Cornfed:''' Duckman, listen carfully. I've only got a few seconds before my body swells up and I'm unable to speak or move. Luckily, you can fabricate the antidote using that moss over- ''(Duckman covers his mouth)''\\
'''Duckman:''' Save your strength, dear one. Don't spoil my last memory of you by spewing some delirious stream-of-consciousness gobbeldygook. Oh Corny, please, for once have some dignity. You owe me that much. ''(Cornfed's head inflates to several times its size)'' Hey, nice face, Corn...for Mardi Gras!\\
'''Cornfed:''' ''(Muffled gibberish)''\\
'''Duckman:''' What, old pal. What are you trying to say? "Thank you for being my friend"?\\
'''Cornfed:''' ''(Thinking)'' If I wasn't blind, paralyzed and almost dead, I'd be wearing your sphincter as a shoe.
** After the two escape an enraged, mutated Fluffy and Uranus down a waterfall...
--->'''Cornfed:''' ''(Muffled gibberish)''\\
'''Duckman:''' Poor Cornfed. I'd bet you'd have some helpful suggestion, if only there were some way for me to hear what you were thinking.\\
'''Cornfed:''' ''(Thinking)'' Kill Duckman, kill Duckman, kill Duckman.
** Duckman forcing Fluffy and Uranus to carry him and Cornfed around to look for a camp site, and keeps rejecting locations for reasons such as "too hilly", "too flat" and "too perfect".
** Duckman makes such a nusiance of himself at the original campsite that a park ranger forces him to leave because they've gotten complaints from "every living thing within 50 miles".
!!How to Suck in Business Without Really Trying
!!You've Come a Wrong Way,
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* There's a moment when Duckman and Agnes are on the lam, handcuffed together, and Agnes hurts herself and can't go on. Duckman decides to lift her and carry her, but she misinterprets it at first:
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* Tons from "Das Sub":
** Duckman making a complete mockery of his trial, and the judge getting angrier and angrier. First of all, his defense is nothing but him listing the plot for the various ''Film/{{Leprechaun}}'', ''Film/PuppetMaster'' and ''Film/ManiacCop'' movies, and he keeps adressing the jury despite the fact that this is a ''civil trial'' and thus there is no jury.
** Duckman making a complete mockery of his trial, and the judge getting angrier and angrier. First of all, his defense is nothing but him listing the plot for the various ''Film/{{Leprechaun}}'', ''Film/PuppetMaster'' and ''Film/ManiacCop'' movies, and he keeps adressing the jury despite the fact that this is a ''civil trial'' and thus there is no jury.
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!!Hamlet 2: This Time, It's Personal
!!Das Sub
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* In ''Short, Plush and Deadly":
** Cornfed is left completely helpless after being stung by a swarm of insects and bashed over the head with a tree branch (And a tree) by Duckman, and his attempts to get Duckman to help him are all in vein.
-->'''Cornfed:''' Duckman, listen carfully. I've only got a few seconds before my body swells up and I'm unable to speak or move. Luckily, you can fabricate the antidote using that moss over- ''(Duckman covers his mouth)''\\
'''Duckman:''' Save your strength, dear one. Don't spoil my last memory of you by spewing some delirious stream-of-consciousness gobbeldygook. Oh Corny, please, for once have some dignity. You owe me that much. ''(Cornfed's head inflates to several times its size)'' Hey, nice face, Corn...for Mardi Gras!\\
'''Cornfed:''' ''(Muffled gibberish)''\\
'''Duckman:''' What, old pal. What are you trying to say? "Thank you for being my friend"?\\
'''Cornfed:''' ''(Thinking)'' If I wasn't blind, paralyzed and almost dead, I'd be wearing your sphincter as a shoe.
** After the two escape an enraged, mutated Fluffy and Uranus down a waterfall...
--->'''Cornfed:''' ''(Muffled gibberish)''\\
'''Duckman:''' Poor Cornfed. I'd bet you'd have some helpful suggestion, if only there were some way for me to hear what you were thinking.\\
'''Cornfed:''' ''(Thinking)'' Kill Duckman, kill Duckman, kill Duckman.
** Duckman forcing Fluffy and Uranus to carry him and Cornfed around to look for a camp site, and keeps rejecting locations for reasons such as "too hilly", "too flat" and "too perfect".
** Duckman makes such a nusiance of himself at the original campsite that a park ranger forces him to leave because they've gotten complaints from "every living thing within 50 miles".
** Cornfed is left completely helpless after being stung by a swarm of insects and bashed over the head with a tree branch (And a tree) by Duckman, and his attempts to get Duckman to help him are all in vein.
-->'''Cornfed:''' Duckman, listen carfully. I've only got a few seconds before my body swells up and I'm unable to speak or move. Luckily, you can fabricate the antidote using that moss over- ''(Duckman covers his mouth)''\\
'''Duckman:''' Save your strength, dear one. Don't spoil my last memory of you by spewing some delirious stream-of-consciousness gobbeldygook. Oh Corny, please, for once have some dignity. You owe me that much. ''(Cornfed's head inflates to several times its size)'' Hey, nice face, Corn...for Mardi Gras!\\
'''Cornfed:''' ''(Muffled gibberish)''\\
'''Duckman:''' What, old pal. What are you trying to say? "Thank you for being my friend"?\\
'''Cornfed:''' ''(Thinking)'' If I wasn't blind, paralyzed and almost dead, I'd be wearing your sphincter as a shoe.
** After the two escape an enraged, mutated Fluffy and Uranus down a waterfall...
--->'''Cornfed:''' ''(Muffled gibberish)''\\
'''Duckman:''' Poor Cornfed. I'd bet you'd have some helpful suggestion, if only there were some way for me to hear what you were thinking.\\
'''Cornfed:''' ''(Thinking)'' Kill Duckman, kill Duckman, kill Duckman.
** Duckman forcing Fluffy and Uranus to carry him and Cornfed around to look for a camp site, and keeps rejecting locations for reasons such as "too hilly", "too flat" and "too perfect".
** Duckman makes such a nusiance of himself at the original campsite that a park ranger forces him to leave because they've gotten complaints from "every living thing within 50 miles".
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** Cornfed is left completely helpless after being stung by a swarm of insects and bashed over the head with a tree branch (And a tree) by Duckman, and his attempts to get
!!Where No Duckman
-->'''Cornfed:''' Duckman, listen carfully. I've only got a few seconds before my body swells up and I'm unable to speak or move. Luckily, you can fabricate the antidote using that moss over- ''(Duckman covers his mouth)''\\
'''Duckman:''' Save your strength, dear one. Don't spoil my last memory of you by spewing some delirious stream-of-consciousness gobbeldygook. Oh Corny, please, for once have some dignity. You owe me that much. ''(Cornfed's head inflates to several times its size)'' Hey, nice face, Corn...for Mardi Gras!\\
'''Cornfed:''' ''(Muffled gibberish)''\\
'''Duckman:''' What, old pal. What are you trying to say? "Thank you for being my friend"?\\
'''Cornfed:''' ''(Thinking)'' If I wasn't blind, paralyzed and almost dead, I'd be wearing your sphincter as a shoe.
** After the two escape an enraged, mutated Fluffy and Uranus down a waterfall...
--->'''Cornfed:''' ''(Muffled gibberish)''\\
'''Duckman:''' Poor Cornfed. I'd bet you'd have some helpful suggestion, if only there were some way for me to hear what you were thinking.\\
'''Cornfed:''' ''(Thinking)'' Kill Duckman, kill Duckman, kill Duckman.
** Duckman forcing Fluffy and Uranus to carry him and Cornfed around to look for a camp site, and keeps rejecting locations for reasons such as "too hilly", "too flat" and "too perfect".
** Duckman makes such a nusiance of himself at the original campsite that a park ranger forces him to leave because they've gotten complaints from "every living thing within 50 miles".
!!Four Weddings Inconceivable