History Funny / DrunkHistory

** He spends nearly the entirety of his Lord Gordon Gordon segment with the hiccups.

--->'''Fortune Feimster''': No respect. (to the neighborhood) This is a family neighborhood. You can't just eat Wendy's and [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbate]].

---->'''Bass Reeves''': The only thing I can say to you, is... ({{Beat}}) (while going to the ground) I'm gonna tape a- take a nap, [bleep] you.\\

* From the UK version, Joe Lycett, on the wrong side of a large quantity of prosecco, champagne, and sambuca, tells the story of how notorious London gangsters Ronnie and Reggie Kray were brought down in an operation spearheaded by Leonard "Nipper" Read. The operation suffers an early setback when the Kray twins invite Read into a party he is observing, and his reputation is immediately tarnished by his association with them. According to Joe Lycett, they celebrated their victory with another party. Cut to Ronnie (Dustin Demri-Burns) and Reggie (Seb Cardinal) dancing the twist to a suitably early '60s-sounding instrumental with [[TheComicallySerious very serious expressions]]; Joe mimics this by flailing his arms and legs in his chair. Eventually, Ronnie looks slightly embarrassed and walks out of shot. Reggie lingers for a moment, then begins doing the twist again (complete with the music starting up again), before finally getting a "Yeah, that's probably enough" look and walking off.

''[Cut back to Gardner, who's by now incredibly fed up]''\\

** "[[AskAStupidQuestion What do you mean, 'What happens after it explodes'?]] [[RealityEnsues It's a [bleep]ing disaster.]]"

** "If there's any lasting legacy of Wernher Von Braun, it's that he has these amazing ideas, [[ShockingSwerve but then he straight up [bleep] up and becomes a Nazi]]. (chuckles) Like, he's a complicated mother[bleep]."

--->'''Mark Gagliardi''': He says, "The Bash w-", hold on... "I'm gonna corner their dumb asses while they're sleepin'! I'll sleep you- I will sleep-clack you into my handcuffs, bitches! And I'm gonna grag you- I'm gonna grag you-," hold on. "I'm gonna drag your asses in jail, where I gathered up ''all'' the criminals!"\\

** Bonus points for Tom Parry's absolutely ''dreadful'' attempts at accents. His Scottish one could be considered as in the same hemisphere, but his German one somehow comes across as more Rastafarian. Even Julian Rhind-Tutt grimaces a bit after his last line of "Bear in mind, I'm German!"

** "Excuse me, it's me, Congress."
*** "Get out of here, Congress."

** While hanging out outside of her house, Fortune Feimster, she points out that, [[ThrowItIn as they were filming]], someone drove up to her house and put something in her trashcan. Derek checks it out... and discovers [[spoiler:a Wendy's bag containing some... ''[[{{Squick}} used]]'' Wet Ones]]. ''How'' exactly were they [[spoiler:used]]?
--->'''Fortune Feimster''': No respect. (to the neighborhood) This is a family neighborhood. You can't just [[spoiler:eat Wendy's and [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbate]]]].

* Only on this show can you have UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler be played by [[spoiler:Music/WeirdAlYankovic]].
-->[[http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2014/07/drunk-history-review-montgomery.html If you're unfamiliar with Drunk History]] and are wondering just what this show is all about, the phrase "[[spoiler:'Weird Al' Yankovic as Adolf Hitler]]" oughta catch you up pretty fast.

-->'''Rich Fulcher:''' Stanton saw Lincoln coming eya- coming up, and Stanton went to Harding "Oh my god, this guy is a lanky, gawky, awkward, ape-legged...ape l- armed...man. This guy is weird. This guy's like an ape. He's got ape arms. He's got like ape-awkward arms. THIS GUY IS LIKE AN APE awkward guy. THIS GUY...IS AN APE...AWK...AWKT...AWKS-WARD! HE'S LIKE AN APE MAN! THIS GUY IS LIKE AN APE-AWKWARD MAN!"

-->'''Rich Fulcher:''' In America, it was shown on bars throughout the country, so you would go into a bar, you'd see chess, and not the New York Mets, not the K...Klondike...Bars.
-->'''Derek Waters:''' But what would you do for a Klondike?
-->'''Rich Fulcher:''' I would do anything for a Klondike Bar, except ''Wikipedia my dingus''.

-->'''Rich Fulcher:''' That night, Mary falls asleep, and has a terrible nightmare. She wakes up with a start and goes, Oh! I have my story! You ''amazing puppet shits!''

-->'''Rich Fulcher:''' Mary's lover, Percy Shelley, one of the premiere poets-
-->'''Derek Waters:''' Wait, Percy Shelley? She was in love with someone that had her last name?
-->'''Rich:''' Two names. Shelley Percy?
-->'''Producer:''' Uh, Rich, her name is not Mary Shelley before she marries Percy.
-->'''Kirby Howell-Baptiste:''' ''(Laughs)'' Duh!
-->'''Producer:''' Her name is Mary Wollstonecraft Godwin.
-->'''Derek:''' ''(Laughs)'' Good luck.
-->'''Kirb:''' Nope! He is ''not'' gonna say it!
-->'''Rich:''' Mary Golonsw-
-->'''Producer:''' Wollstonecraft Godwin.
-->'''Rich:''' Okay. Her name is Mary Gollonswogoft.
-->'''Derek and Kirby:''' ''(Laughs)''
-->'''Producer:''' Wollstonecraft Godwin.
-->'''Rich:''' Her name is Mary Wollingodstroft Codwin. And she. Is. Bizarre.
-->'''Derek:''' ''(Laughs, gets up and walks away)''
-->'''Producer:''' So, one more time, Mary Wollstonecraft Godwin.
-->'''Derek:''' ''(Laughing)'' There is no...fucking way!
-->'''Kirby:''' ''(Laughs)''
-->'''Rich:''' ''(Laughs)'' I'll get it! I'm gonna get it!
-->'''Kirby:''' Why don't you throw in some more consonants, Greg! Okay, we got it, we got it, we got it.
-->'''Derek:''' What was her name?
-->'''Rich:''' Okay. Her name...is Wollingonstroft-
-->'''Derek:''' Mary.
-->'''Rich:''' Her name is Mary...Wollinstonecroft Godwin. Okay?
-->'''Derek:''' Gotcha.

* During the story of Stetson Kennedy, narrator Mark Gagliardi starts to have a sneezing fit. Cue the actors including it into the scene, with the Ku Klux Klan members [[ShamedbyaMob getting increasingly annoyed.]]
* BJ Porter slightly mispronounces William Jennings Bryan's name as "Williams Jenning Bryan," notes that it feels like he's saying it wrong...and then keeps saying it that way anyway for the rest of the Scopes Monkey Trial.

* During the story of Stetson Kennedy, narrator Mark Gagliardi starts to have a sneezing fit. Cue the actors including it into the scene, with the Ku Klux Klan members [[ShamedbyaMob getting increasingly annoyed.]]

* During the story of Stetson Kennedy, narrator Mark Gagliardi starts to have a sneezing fit. Cue the actors including it into the scene, with the Ku Klux Klan members getting increasingly annoyed.