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!!!The Town That Never Was
!!!The Village that Went Mad
* At the start of the stream, Helga introduces herself to have "lots of intercourse" with her husband, who smacks her in response. Then Karl has ''this'' to say:
-->'''Karl:''' [[GoshDarnItToHeck Bad]], explain your character other than '[[BlackComedy person that beats up their wife]]'.
* Helga, the wife of Jimmy the mayor, offering every man in the village her [[SexualEuphemism dunderhead services.]][[labelnote:*]] 'Dunderhead' is often used by [[GoshDangItToHeck BadBoyHalo]] as a replacement to curse words.
* Karl has some interesting things to say about each of the residents of the town gaining roles in the Town of Salem roleplay.
-->'''Karl:''' [The villagers] are now realizing they're being used! Could it be in the name of Satan? Or it could be in the name of content in Karl's stream. They don't know.
-->'''Robin (played by Tubbo):''' No difference!
* In the non-canonical practice round, someone is voted to die by a near-universal consensus.
-->'''Karl:''' In a vote of 5-1, you'll never guess who just got voted out. Quackity--\\
'''Helga (played by Quackity):''' Who got voted out?\\
'''Karl:''' Helga! More like ''Hell-dweller''! Begone! ''(shoves her into the prison to be executed)''\\
'''Helga:''' I'm gonna give Satan some dunderheads!
* Helga received [[EnsembleDarkHorse so much popularity in the fandom]] after the practice round that she was Trending #2 on Twitter, before the first day was even over in the canon round. What makes this funny is that Karl felt the need to point this out as the InteractiveNarrator.
* Helga couldn't decide whose house she should stay in for the night, so she barged into Miles' house. Cue a small fistfight between the two as Miles tried to remove the town whore from his house.
-->'''Helga:''' I want to stay with you!\\
'''Miles:''' Go somewhere else!
[[/labelnote]]
!!!The Beach Episode
* At the start of the episode, Dream, Sapnap, and Ranboo try to play beach volleyball using [=BadBoyHalo=] ''as'' the ball.
* Karl and George try to rally everyone else to gather at the back of the pirate ship to read the first clue, but struggle for a few moments to find the proper terminology. For the record, the word they were looking for is "stern", the stern of the ship.
* Dream and George halting the episode multiple times by trying to kill each other.
!!!The Lost City of Mizu
!!!The Masquerade
* The contrast in names of the original characters. [[AerithAndBob Compare]] James, Lord Sebastian, and Karl to Sir Billiam III, Lyaria, and [[OverlyLongName Oliver Argachtenshire Spitzeliest Cumbucket.]]
** After the group has gathered in the foyer, everyone in fancy dress and with their best posh accents, they're getting ready to start the party. Then a man runs in, wearing only a speedo with another speedo as a mask, shouts in a heavy Texan accent that he's here for the nudist party, and introduces himself as "[[TheProblemWithPenIsland Drew P. Wiener]]".
* After seeing Drew's antics, Sir Billiam tries to get the butler to throw him out. Drew responds by threatening to [[IncurableCoughOfDeath cough on them]], sending everyone running.
* This exchange when Sir Billiam tries to catch up with his old friend, James:
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' How's the wife?
-->'''James:''' ..Divorced.
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' How's the family?
-->'''James:''' Gone.
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' ....It's hard to talk to you.
* When Sir Billiam requests everyone to empty out their pockets, the butler inexplicably starts throwing out buckets of milk. As in, more milk than should be able to fit in his inventory.
* Sir Billiam requests at one point for Drew to spell "economy". Drew obliges, [[MisspellingOutLoud starting with A...]] and then falls silent, eventually giving up and retreating. Karl [[{{Corpsing}} ends up giggling]] halfway through, and Sir Billiam has to restrain from laughing as he sarcastically compliments Drew, [[InsultBackfire who thanks him in return]].
* At this fancy ball filled with rich aristocrats, all the attendees sit down and start playing ''Duck, Duck, Goose''.
** During the game, Lyaria, Oliver, and Sir Billiam outright [[SlobsVersusSnobs refuse to touch Drew]]. Oliver even groans in disgust when Drew so much as sits next to him.
!!!The Wild West
* A RunningGag throughout the episode is someone running into a thorny bush on the side of the road, whether it be one of the townspeople or a bandit on his horse.
* Karl tries to threaten the bandits into leaving John John alone by flapping a trapdoor and going into the "swimming position" under it.
* The fact that the bandits, the main antagonists of the episode, are known as the ''"Democrat Haters"''. Even Karl the content creator had to stop himself from {{corpsing}} in the livestream when he heard it.
** It gets even funnier in hindsight when you realize that the Democrats were the ''[[ArtisticLicenseHistory conservatives]]'' during the era of the Wild West.
* The leader of the bandits then introduces himself as "Jack Kanoff". Now read his name [[ADateWithRosiePalms quickly]].
* When Jack Kanoff claims that he's not leaving the saloon without the money he came there for, Karl retorts, "I think you are". Jack Kanoff immediately replies, "Okay", and ''walks right out of the saloon obediently''. Some might even wonder if he was having a gay moment right there.
* Apparently, [[NoodleIncident the last time]] someone played poker in John John's saloon, [[GamblingBrawl three guys got shot]] and the fourth person [[DestinationDefenestration went right out a window]].
* John John and Percy have a very intense conversation about the latter's gambling addiction and ability (or lack thereof) to play card games.
-->'''John:''' I don't think I spent that much money [on opening the saloon], I think it's just 'cause of your gambling addiction, if I'm totally honest.
-->'''Percy:''' ''(quietly, to John)'' [-You and your damn cards, your devilish cards...-]
-->'''John:''' I mean, [...] you said Go Fish, it was Blackjack. You just don't know how to play card games, we went over this multiple times.
-->'''Percy:''' ''(menacingly)'' I like ''Snap'', John.
* The Sheriff doesn't recognize Karl or trust outsiders of the town, so he pulls out a gun on him. Karl tries to convince John John to lie to him that he had always lived in the basement of the saloon, but John John doesn't oblige. Instead, he [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney passes a gold coin]] to the Sheriff, who takes it and replies, "[[DirtyCop Very good]]".
* When Crops is seen holding the head of the reverend/priest of the town, Sheriff Sherman Thompson laments that he had only let the known cannibal out of the prison for eight hours in the night.
** Later, the Sheriff also explains that he lets Crops roam the town because they didn't have the money to feed him.
--->'''Percy:''' Really?
--->'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' He is like, a free-range criminal.
--->'''Percy:''' Oh, [[ComedicSociopathy is that where that orphan child went?]]
--->'''Crops:''' I clean up the town.
--->'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' Oh, ''that's'' where the orphan went.[[note]]For anyone wondering, the orphan child is implied to be the Butler from "The Masquerade" as a child.[[/note]]
* In William's shop, John John notices that the leads were put in a format that made them look like the numbers [[LOL69 "6" and "9"]]. Michael then adds that he does it with his wife a lot.
* At the shooting range, Percy shoots Michael in return for the latter killing his pet Banking Bee.
-->'''Percy:''' MY REVENGE!
* After putting up [[AudienceParticipation a poll for the audience]] to vote on the third duelist against the bandits, Karl claims that 72% of his brain wanted Crops to participate in the middle duel.
* Percy giving Crops full permission to eat him if he dies.
* Karl tries to convince the bandits into fighting duels fairly.
-->''"I know you guys are killers and robbers and... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Republicans]], but you also have moral integrity."''
* Jack Kanoff naming anything and everything a Democrat or related to "Democrat dark magic", from the thorny bush that he rode his horse into, to Connor for [[{{Blooper}} mysteriously disappearing]], to the time of day suddenly changing to high noon.
* What Karl tells Connor before his DuelToTheDeath against the Sheriff.
-->'''Karl:''' I have a feeling you're gonna die pretty quick. One would say you [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog gotta go fast]].
* Connor's last conversation with his fellow bandits.
-->'''Connor:''' Boys, I'm gonna do this for you, for the boys, y'all been good friends to me, and I'm gonna represent ya here.\\
'''Jack:''' Lmao\\
''(Everyone else starts {{corpsing}})''\\
'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' Is that French?
** Jack and Mason then proceed to talk about bandit conlang (read: [[AnachronismStew emoticons]] like ":D", "XD", and "uwu"). Needless to say, Karl [[{{Corpsing}} almost chokes on his drink]] listening to them.
* This conversation before Crops and Jack's duel:
-->'''Karl:''' ''(instructing the two duelists to prepare for the [[TenPacesAndTurn duel]])'' Alright, turn around.
-->'''Jack:''' Unless you wanna keep starin'.
-->'''Karl:''' He doesn't like--
-->'''Mason:''' I think he likes lookin' at ya.
-->'''Karl:''' ''(from the bridge)'' You guys are so far to decide.
-->'''Mason:''' I mean, [[AmbiguouslyGay I like lookin' at ya]].
* When Jack apparently grabs Crops by the hips before the duel, the Sheriff vocally states that he "[[ThirdWheel don't wanna live on this planet no more]]".
* Speaking of the [[TenPacesAndTurn duel]], Crops turns around and shoots Jack on 6.
* Before Mason and John's duel, Karl tells Mason that he's ugly and all his friends are dead, and that he might as well [[DrivenToSuicide shoot himself]]... and quickly clarifies that it's in the video game.
* When John is shot to death, the townspeople were quick to mourn his death, but the Sheriff also asks why he had 63 anvils, and Karl asks why he had 64 buckets of milk... and they proceed to throw ''stacks upon stacks of milk'' out of their inventories.
* Karl tells Mason his full name when he asks for it before their duel.
-->'''Karl:''' You want my full name?
-->'''Mason:''' Yeah. Karl ''what''?
-->'''Karl:''' 'Kay, if you must. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall twitch.tv/karljacobs]].
** Mason eventually gets into a milk-drinking contest against Sheriff Sherman Thompson when the latter thinks he's disrespecting John John's memory by drinking the milk he prepared, with their motivations being 'revenge' for their respective "loved ones" that have been killed in the duels.
!!!The Haunted Mansion
!!!The Pit
* Porkius is quite insistent that the gladiators would only be knocked out and not killed at the end of their duels, which eventually culminates into ''this'' line:
-->''"THROW HIM TO THE WOLVES WHERE THEY WILL TEAR HIM-- unconscious."''
* A RunningGag is Porkius VII complaining about the layout of the coliseum, going as far as to threaten to have five architects executed for it. Karl's response is that [[ComicallyMissingThePoint there were only three architects for the coliseum in question]], so Porkius adds that he would have their ''firstborns'' killed as well.
* Before the fourth preliminary match, Karl and Porkius manage to go [[EpicFail the complete wrong way]] to the royal box from the cellar. Karl then falls into the water in the arena when failing to parkour over the flame cauldrons.
** During their journey to the royal box, Porkius points out that most of the coliseum audience is [[GogglesDoNothing wearing goggles]], and wonders if it is a dress code.
** When Karl is asked to pick out the audience member who looks the worst, he chooses a blond person wearing a [[NiceHat green and white striped hat]]. Porkius claims that he is a 6/10. Karl responds that the person in question reminds him of [[{{LetsPlay/Philza}} someone where he lives]], and proceeds to call the person a copycat.
* Just before the semi-finals, Karl asks Porkius if he could put the [[ItMakesSenseInContext rabbits in the arena]] back into their cages. Porkius' reaction was to [[BlackComedyAnimalCruelty fill the arena with lava]]. He then adds that the arena [[CrossesTheLineTwice smells good]].
* During the 1v1v1 semi-final between Bartholomew, Ran, and Grievous, Porkius attempts to make the match more exciting by activating "faceplant mode". This causes ''everyone'', [[EpicFail including Porkius and Karl]], to go into the mode. It took several minutes to fix this.
* Watson tempting [[TheAlcoholic Bartholomew]] back into the cage -- where Karl was gathering the people who lost their matches and are out of the running to become the general -- with root beer.
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!!!The Town That Never Was
!!!The Village that Went Mad
* At the start of the stream, Helga introduces herself to have "lots of intercourse" with her husband, who smacks her in response. Then Karl has ''this'' to say:
-->'''Karl:''' [[GoshDarnItToHeck Bad]], explain your character other than '[[BlackComedy person that beats up their wife]]'.
* Helga, the wife of Jimmy the mayor, offering every man in the village her [[SexualEuphemism dunderhead services.]][[labelnote:*]] 'Dunderhead' is often used by [[GoshDangItToHeck BadBoyHalo]] as a replacement to curse words.
* Karl has some interesting things to say about each of the residents of the town gaining roles in the Town of Salem roleplay.
-->'''Karl:''' [The villagers] are now realizing they're being used! Could it be in the name of Satan? Or it could be in the name of content in Karl's stream. They don't know.
-->'''Robin (played by Tubbo):''' No difference!
* In the non-canonical practice round, someone is voted to die by a near-universal consensus.
-->'''Karl:''' In a vote of 5-1, you'll never guess who just got voted out. Quackity--\\
'''Helga (played by Quackity):''' Who got voted out?\\
'''Karl:''' Helga! More like ''Hell-dweller''! Begone! ''(shoves her into the prison to be executed)''\\
'''Helga:''' I'm gonna give Satan some dunderheads!
* Helga received [[EnsembleDarkHorse so much popularity in the fandom]] after the practice round that she was Trending #2 on Twitter, before the first day was even over in the canon round. What makes this funny is that Karl felt the need to point this out as the InteractiveNarrator.
* Helga couldn't decide whose house she should stay in for the night, so she barged into Miles' house. Cue a small fistfight between the two as Miles tried to remove the town whore from his house.
-->'''Helga:''' I want to stay with you!\\
'''Miles:''' Go somewhere else!
[[/labelnote]]
!!!The Beach Episode
* At the start of the episode, Dream, Sapnap, and Ranboo try to play beach volleyball using [=BadBoyHalo=] ''as'' the ball.
* Karl and George try to rally everyone else to gather at the back of the pirate ship to read the first clue, but struggle for a few moments to find the proper terminology. For the record, the word they were looking for is "stern", the stern of the ship.
* Dream and George halting the episode multiple times by trying to kill each other.
!!!The Lost City of Mizu
!!!The Masquerade
* The contrast in names of the original characters. [[AerithAndBob Compare]] James, Lord Sebastian, and Karl to Sir Billiam III, Lyaria, and [[OverlyLongName Oliver Argachtenshire Spitzeliest Cumbucket.]]
** After the group has gathered in the foyer, everyone in fancy dress and with their best posh accents, they're getting ready to start the party. Then a man runs in, wearing only a speedo with another speedo as a mask, shouts in a heavy Texan accent that he's here for the nudist party, and introduces himself as "[[TheProblemWithPenIsland Drew P. Wiener]]".
* After seeing Drew's antics, Sir Billiam tries to get the butler to throw him out. Drew responds by threatening to [[IncurableCoughOfDeath cough on them]], sending everyone running.
* This exchange when Sir Billiam tries to catch up with his old friend, James:
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' How's the wife?
-->'''James:''' ..Divorced.
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' How's the family?
-->'''James:''' Gone.
-->'''Sir Billiam:''' ....It's hard to talk to you.
* When Sir Billiam requests everyone to empty out their pockets, the butler inexplicably starts throwing out buckets of milk. As in, more milk than should be able to fit in his inventory.
* Sir Billiam requests at one point for Drew to spell "economy". Drew obliges, [[MisspellingOutLoud starting with A...]] and then falls silent, eventually giving up and retreating. Karl [[{{Corpsing}} ends up giggling]] halfway through, and Sir Billiam has to restrain from laughing as he sarcastically compliments Drew, [[InsultBackfire who thanks him in return]].
* At this fancy ball filled with rich aristocrats, all the attendees sit down and start playing ''Duck, Duck, Goose''.
** During the game, Lyaria, Oliver, and Sir Billiam outright [[SlobsVersusSnobs refuse to touch Drew]]. Oliver even groans in disgust when Drew so much as sits next to him.
!!!The Wild West
* A RunningGag throughout the episode is someone running into a thorny bush on the side of the road, whether it be one of the townspeople or a bandit on his horse.
* Karl tries to threaten the bandits into leaving John John alone by flapping a trapdoor and going into the "swimming position" under it.
* The fact that the bandits, the main antagonists of the episode, are known as the ''"Democrat Haters"''. Even Karl the content creator had to stop himself from {{corpsing}} in the livestream when he heard it.
** It gets even funnier in hindsight when you realize that the Democrats were the ''[[ArtisticLicenseHistory conservatives]]'' during the era of the Wild West.
* The leader of the bandits then introduces himself as "Jack Kanoff". Now read his name [[ADateWithRosiePalms quickly]].
* When Jack Kanoff claims that he's not leaving the saloon without the money he came there for, Karl retorts, "I think you are". Jack Kanoff immediately replies, "Okay", and ''walks right out of the saloon obediently''. Some might even wonder if he was having a gay moment right there.
* Apparently, [[NoodleIncident the last time]] someone played poker in John John's saloon, [[GamblingBrawl three guys got shot]] and the fourth person [[DestinationDefenestration went right out a window]].
* John John and Percy have a very intense conversation about the latter's gambling addiction and ability (or lack thereof) to play card games.
-->'''John:''' I don't think I spent that much money [on opening the saloon], I think it's just 'cause of your gambling addiction, if I'm totally honest.
-->'''Percy:''' ''(quietly, to John)'' [-You and your damn cards, your devilish cards...-]
-->'''John:''' I mean, [...] you said Go Fish, it was Blackjack. You just don't know how to play card games, we went over this multiple times.
-->'''Percy:''' ''(menacingly)'' I like ''Snap'', John.
* The Sheriff doesn't recognize Karl or trust outsiders of the town, so he pulls out a gun on him. Karl tries to convince John John to lie to him that he had always lived in the basement of the saloon, but John John doesn't oblige. Instead, he [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney passes a gold coin]] to the Sheriff, who takes it and replies, "[[DirtyCop Very good]]".
* When Crops is seen holding the head of the reverend/priest of the town, Sheriff Sherman Thompson laments that he had only let the known cannibal out of the prison for eight hours in the night.
** Later, the Sheriff also explains that he lets Crops roam the town because they didn't have the money to feed him.
--->'''Percy:''' Really?
--->'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' He is like, a free-range criminal.
--->'''Percy:''' Oh, [[ComedicSociopathy is that where that orphan child went?]]
--->'''Crops:''' I clean up the town.
--->'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' Oh, ''that's'' where the orphan went.[[note]]For anyone wondering, the orphan child is implied to be the Butler from "The Masquerade" as a child.[[/note]]
* In William's shop, John John notices that the leads were put in a format that made them look like the numbers [[LOL69 "6" and "9"]]. Michael then adds that he does it with his wife a lot.
* At the shooting range, Percy shoots Michael in return for the latter killing his pet Banking Bee.
-->'''Percy:''' MY REVENGE!
* After putting up [[AudienceParticipation a poll for the audience]] to vote on the third duelist against the bandits, Karl claims that 72% of his brain wanted Crops to participate in the middle duel.
* Percy giving Crops full permission to eat him if he dies.
* Karl tries to convince the bandits into fighting duels fairly.
-->''"I know you guys are killers and robbers and... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Republicans]], but you also have moral integrity."''
* Jack Kanoff naming anything and everything a Democrat or related to "Democrat dark magic", from the thorny bush that he rode his horse into, to Connor for [[{{Blooper}} mysteriously disappearing]], to the time of day suddenly changing to high noon.
* What Karl tells Connor before his DuelToTheDeath against the Sheriff.
-->'''Karl:''' I have a feeling you're gonna die pretty quick. One would say you [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog gotta go fast]].
* Connor's last conversation with his fellow bandits.
-->'''Connor:''' Boys, I'm gonna do this for you, for the boys, y'all been good friends to me, and I'm gonna represent ya here.\\
'''Jack:''' Lmao\\
''(Everyone else starts {{corpsing}})''\\
'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' Is that French?
** Jack and Mason then proceed to talk about bandit conlang (read: [[AnachronismStew emoticons]] like ":D", "XD", and "uwu"). Needless to say, Karl [[{{Corpsing}} almost chokes on his drink]] listening to them.
* This conversation before Crops and Jack's duel:
-->'''Karl:''' ''(instructing the two duelists to prepare for the [[TenPacesAndTurn duel]])'' Alright, turn around.
-->'''Jack:''' Unless you wanna keep starin'.
-->'''Karl:''' He doesn't like--
-->'''Mason:''' I think he likes lookin' at ya.
-->'''Karl:''' ''(from the bridge)'' You guys are so far to decide.
-->'''Mason:''' I mean, [[AmbiguouslyGay I like lookin' at ya]].
* When Jack apparently grabs Crops by the hips before the duel, the Sheriff vocally states that he "[[ThirdWheel don't wanna live on this planet no more]]".
* Speaking of the [[TenPacesAndTurn duel]], Crops turns around and shoots Jack on 6.
* Before Mason and John's duel, Karl tells Mason that he's ugly and all his friends are dead, and that he might as well [[DrivenToSuicide shoot himself]]... and quickly clarifies that it's in the video game.
* When John is shot to death, the townspeople were quick to mourn his death, but the Sheriff also asks why he had 63 anvils, and Karl asks why he had 64 buckets of milk... and they proceed to throw ''stacks upon stacks of milk'' out of their inventories.
* Karl tells Mason his full name when he asks for it before their duel.
-->'''Karl:''' You want my full name?
-->'''Mason:''' Yeah. Karl ''what''?
-->'''Karl:''' 'Kay, if you must. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall twitch.tv/karljacobs]].
** Mason eventually gets into a milk-drinking contest against Sheriff Sherman Thompson when the latter thinks he's disrespecting John John's memory by drinking the milk he prepared, with their motivations being 'revenge' for their respective "loved ones" that have been killed in the duels.
!!!The Haunted Mansion
!!!The Pit
* Porkius is quite insistent that the gladiators would only be knocked out and not killed at the end of their duels, which eventually culminates into ''this'' line:
-->''"THROW HIM TO THE WOLVES WHERE THEY WILL TEAR HIM-- unconscious."''
* A RunningGag is Porkius VII complaining about the layout of the coliseum, going as far as to threaten to have five architects executed for it. Karl's response is that [[ComicallyMissingThePoint there were only three architects for the coliseum in question]], so Porkius adds that he would have their ''firstborns'' killed as well.
* Before the fourth preliminary match, Karl and Porkius manage to go [[EpicFail the complete wrong way]] to the royal box from the cellar. Karl then falls into the water in the arena when failing to parkour over the flame cauldrons.
** During their journey to the royal box, Porkius points out that most of the coliseum audience is [[GogglesDoNothing wearing goggles]], and wonders if it is a dress code.
** When Karl is asked to pick out the audience member who looks the worst, he chooses a blond person wearing a [[NiceHat green and white striped hat]]. Porkius claims that he is a 6/10. Karl responds that the person in question reminds him of [[{{LetsPlay/Philza}} someone where he lives]], and proceeds to call the person a copycat.
* Just before the semi-finals, Karl asks Porkius if he could put the [[ItMakesSenseInContext rabbits in the arena]] back into their cages. Porkius' reaction was to [[BlackComedyAnimalCruelty fill the arena with lava]]. He then adds that the arena [[CrossesTheLineTwice smells good]].
* During the 1v1v1 semi-final between Bartholomew, Ran, and Grievous, Porkius attempts to make the match more exciting by activating "faceplant mode". This causes ''everyone'', [[EpicFail including Porkius and Karl]], to go into the mode. It took several minutes to fix this.
* Watson tempting [[TheAlcoholic Bartholomew]] back into the cage -- where Karl was gathering the people who lost their matches and are out of the running to become the general -- with root beer.
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** Phil got up to the surface, only to immediately see blocks placed everywhere and the snow on the front lawn completely messed up. KSI started punching him and Phil, now angry, ''immediately'' killed him.
** Tommy pulls Phil aside and asks him for help. The reason? [=BadBoyHalo=]'s influence has gotten to KSI, and now he refuses to swear.
** Ranboo then steps out of his house, looks at KSI trying to fight his polar bear, then Ranboo himself, with his bare hands, while Tommy, Phil and Bad stand around looking sheepish, and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere decides he's going back inside]].
--->'''Ranboo:''' i hate this server
** Tommy pulls everyone into the room where Ranboo's cartographer villager lives and continues trying to get KSI to swear... And then Dream teleports in.
--->'''Dream:''' I am out of prison!\\
''(Tommy and Phil both crack up)''\\
'''Bad:''' What?!\\
'''Tommy:''' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Oh, hey Dream!]] Dream, KSI is afraid of your fans, he's a big pussy, and I'm--\\
'''Bad:''' LANGUAGE!\\
'''Tommy:''' --trying to get Phil to make him swear again, but he's too afraid!\\
'''KSI:''' Make your fans love me, please!\\
'''Dream:''' Uh... ''([[ScrewThisImOuttaHere logs off]])''
** Before they leave, KSI asks Dream to make him fly. Dream obliges, and KSI flies around for a little bit, amazed... before Dream undoes the command and KSI drops like a brick into the AAC's wheat farm, dying instantly.
--->'''Dream:''' ''(laughing)'' He's discovered what gravity is!
** One of Phil's donations sums up the events as such:
--->'''rnelody:''' They really just ran in, fucked up your lawn, yelled a bunch of swear words, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick broke out a convicted felon]], then left.
** Later from Tommy's perspective, he holds KSI at bowpoint in the Nether, threatening that he had to swear or get shot into the lava lakes beneath him. When Bad tells him not to comply, Dream knocks Bad into the lava as he screams "LANGUAGE!".
*** After teleporting back up, Dream and Bad respectively try to bribe KSI into swearing/not swearing.
---->'''Dream:''' KSI, I will give you $1.\\
'''KSI:''' What, if I swear?\\
'''Dream:''' Yeah!\\
'''Bad:''' I-I'll give you $2 if you don't swear.\\
'''Tommy:''' I'll give you $3 if you swear.\\
'''Dream:''' ''(at the same time)'' Oh no, I'll give you $5! $5 if you swear.\\
'''Bad:''' I'll give you $10 if you don't.\\
'''Tommy:''' What the fuck...\\
'''Dream:''' $50! $50 if you swear...\\
'''KSI:''' This is pretty good...\\
'''Bad:''' $60 if you don't!\\
'''KSI:''' He plays a hard bargain...\\
'''Dream:''' [[UpToEleven A THOUSAND DOLLARS!]]\\
'''[[EveryoneHasStandards Tommy]]:''' WHAT? [[RapidFireNo NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO]], WHAT THE FUCK?\\
'''KSI:''' Okay, yep, alright, FUCK!\\
'''Dream:''' ''(crosstalk)'' [[BigYes YEAH!!!]]\\
'''Bad:''' ''(crosstalk)'' [[BigNo NO!]] LANGUAGE!
*** Despite getting the money, KSI still gets knocked into the lava regardless... by an infuriated [=BadBoyHalo=]. Even after Dream teleports him back up to safety, KSI just ''[[TooDumbToLive keeps jumping off the aerial bridges into the lava]]''.
* Drista once again returns to the server to hang out with Tommy. As per usual, it's hilarious.
** Drista introduces herself like she normally does, by hitting Tommy off a cliff in an attempt to kill him. Tommy lands safely using a water bucket, but when Drista jumps off after him, she doesn't take fall damage due to being in Creative mode.
--->'''Tommy:''' You didn't take any damage...\\
'''Drista:''' I can deal with the pain, Tommy.
** At the start of the video, Tommy tells Drista that he needs seeds for his farm, since his food supply is running low. She gives him some, and the two go on their way. Later, as Tommy is showing Drista his secret chests, she decides to "help" him by [[BrickJoke filling every empty slot with stacks and stacks of seeds]].
** Once Tommy learns that Dream isn't actually in the room, he once again tries to get Drista to give him OP. Again, [[RunningGag she promptly kicks him from the server.]]
** Tommy shows Drista the prison at her request, telling her that her brother is supposed to be in there. In the middle of his story, Drista suddenly flies up and ''punches through the wall of the prison'', accessing an out of bounds area. Tommy and Drista have a few moments of fun looking around at all the redstone... before they're suddenly interrupted.
--->'''Drista:''' [[OhCrap Ohh, god]]...\\
'''Tommy:''' Wait, what is it?\\
'''Dream:''' ''(in the background)'' '''''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]'''''
*** Dream angrily escorts Tommy back out of the prison after wrestling control of his account back from Drista, all the while scolding him for even letting her in.
---->'''Dream:''' I told you before, there's only like a couple rules when you're messing around, and one of them is ''don't go in the prison!''\\
'''Tommy:''' No, Dri- Nonono, Drista asked, she said "Can we go in", and I'm not gonna tell a poor-\\
'''Dream:''' And what did you say?! "Yes, we can go in?!"\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Tommy:''' I'm not gonna tell an incredibly poor 13 year-old girl on her bro- her last legs, that no, she can't go and visit her dream... ''(giggle)'' place.\\
'''Dream:''' She- she asked me, "Can I use your computer?" And I was like "Sure, you can use my computer, like, just don't do anything stupid." And she was like "Okay!" And then I come back and she's playing with [=TommyInnit=], ''in the prison'' somehow...\\
'''Tommy:''' Don't say my name like that Dream, I'm more than just [=TommyInnit=]. [[RefugeInAudacity Call me "sir".]]\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Dream:''' ''(exasperated)'' Okay...
** After meeting with Ranboo, Tommy tries to get Drista to deafen so he can talk to Ranboo alone, insisting they're not gonna talk about her. Drista refuses, saying they're absolutely gonna talk about her.
--->'''Tommy:''' Me and Ranboo need to have a chat about... big manly things!\\
'''Ranboo:''' Exactly! Like taxes!
*** After Drista tried dropping Tommy into the void, he decides that she can listen in on their conversation if she wants.
---->'''Tommy:''' So, Ranboo.\\
''(Drista pours lava on his head)''\\
'''Tommy:''' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Oh my god.]]
** Drista manages to whitelist Tommy's alt, "[=BigManTommy=]". He manages to needle her into giving his alt Creative mode, and immediately spawns himself a set of netherite armor... Before he's put back into survival and killed with commands.
--->'''Tommy:''' Okay, yeah, I'll log back in on my other account to say "What the fuck?"
** Drista tries to figure out what weird blocks she can spawn in, and in the process, accidentally drops a dragon head. Ranboo picks it up and tries to run off with it, before Drista kills him with commands. Tommy then quickly sifts through Ranboo's belongings, picks up the dragon head, and runs off to try and find an ender chest, before Drista punches him to death.
** As Tommy, Drista and Ranboo are building a staircase out of barrier blocks (which are completely invisible), they're spotted by Sam. They add him to the call and pretend like nothing's out of the ordinary, all the while Sam is in complete hysterics at the sight of Tommy and Ranboo seemingly walking on air.
--->'''Sam:''' ''(laughing)'' I was like, "Bro, ''what?!"''\\
'''Ranboo:''' We're just going- we're just going up, you know how it is!\\
'''Tommy:''' We just float now, Sam, it's kind of our new quirk.
** While building their barrier block staircase, Tommy spots a single block of nether brick with a sign on it, just floating in the sky. He asks Drista to fly over and see what it says.
--->'''Drista:''' ''(reads the sign)'' Oh.\\
'''Tommy:''' What does it say, what does it say?\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Drista:''' ''(screams)''
*** In a later stream, Tommy got curious to what the sign actually said, and bridged over to it. Turns out it really does just say "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA".
** Tommy, Ranboo and Drista try to figure out what cool mobs Drista can spawn in.
*** Drista spawns in a polar bear. To test if it's fenced in, Tommy hits it a couple times... at which point it falls off the barrier block platform and about 100 blocks down to its death.
---->'''Tommy:''' ...insurance'll pay for that.
*** Drista spawns in [[UpToEleven the Ender Dragon]]. Tommy and Ranboo run away screaming while she quickly kills it.
*** Drista spawns in a giant zombie. Tommy and Ranboo are amazed... until Drista hits it off the platform as well.
** After making sure Dream isn't watching, Tommy quickly drags everyone over to the prison to spawn a giant zombie there. When Dream figures out what they're doing and scolds them, Tommy tries to find a way to talk about going into the prison without Dream figuring out what they're talking about.
--->'''Tommy:''' What should the code name for prison be?\\
'''Ranboo:''' Jail! [[VerbalBackspace No, wrong, sorry...]]
** Finally, Drista manages to put the giant zombie (which they've dubbed Burt) in a good place: the entry hall of Ranboo and Tubbo's mansion. Since giant zombies don't have AI and thus will never move or attack, Ranboo decides to just fence Burt in and turn him into a statue. The real problem arises when Tommy asks to speak to Dream.
--->'''Dream:''' Why is there a giant?!\\
'''Tommy:''' ''(stammering; starts building a wall in front of Dream)'' Object permanence, Dream! Object permanence! If you can't see it, it doesn't exist!
** Drista teleports Ranboo and Tommy to a village one million blocks away from spawn, then to the world border. Tommy tries to make his mark by placing some blocks there, but before he manages to do anything, Drista ''puts him in Spectator mode.'' Thing is, players in spectator mode get a greyed-out name on the tab-list, which Phil (who was live at the time) immediately notices.
--->'''Phil:''' ''(cackling)'' Caught in 4K, boys!
** After realizing that Spectator mode allows you to teleport to people, Tommy, Ranboo and Drista decide to torment Phil.
*** Tommy repeatedly attacks Phil, then gets switched back to Spectator before Phil can hit back. It turns into a game of Whack-A-Mole, with Phil repeatedly taking potshots at Tommy with his bow, and Tommy disappearing before he can land a hit. At one point, Phil even draws his bow while using third person mode to look behind him... then when Tommy appears there, [[MasterArcher he quickly turns around and snipes him]].
*** Phil follows them down into his basement and tries to get them to leave... at which point Drista tries to trap him in barrier blocks. He escapes by tunneling down, but Drista just constructs another barrier block prison and teleports him in. At this point, Phil is starting to realize something is up.
---->'''Phil:''' Wait, is that... that's not Dream, is it? ''(in chat)'' IS THAT FUCKING DRISTA\\
'''Drista:''' ''(places a sign saying "drista is awesome")''
*** Ranboo puts down a sign saying to not feed the animals, then another asking Phil if he bites. Phil answers no, but when Ranboo tells him he's an attraction now, he replies with "nvm i do".
*** Phil's chat gets a bit too confident in his abilities.
---->'''Phil:''' What do you ''mean'', "kill her"?! Kill God?! Okay!
*** Phil tries to barter for bedrock.
---->'''[=Ph1lzA=]:''' hey can I have some bedrock cheers\\
'''[=Ph1lzA=]:''' I am traumatised\\
'''[=Ph1lzA=]:''' and need compensation\\
'''Ranboo:''' lmao this is the dreamsmp\\
'''Ranboo:''' there is no compensation for trauma\\
'''Ranboo:''' just more trauma
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* While the whole server was in turmoil over all of the events surrounding the L'Manburg Election, WebVideo/MrBeast logged onto the server, and hid a chest containing a 10,000 dollar gift card to Taco Bell. Everyone ''immediately'' [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment dropped everything they were doing]] to go look for it.
** At one point, there were so many people online that the server couldn't handle it and stopped loading chunks entirely.
--->'''Techno:''' dream your server is trash\\
'''Techno:''' booo\\
'''Techno:''' cringe
** The thumbnail for Techno's stream was just white, with black text reading "NO TIME FOR THUMBNAIL I NEED TACO BELL".
** Sapnap found a chest that he believed to have the prize, not knowing Eret had found it earlier. So Sapnap celebrates for a bit, before reading the message "Haha, you're dumb. It's been found." Dream and Karl promptly start laughing like crazy.
* ''Everything'' about Drista, Dream's younger sister, who he allows to play on the server with Tommy for a bit.
** The simple fact that Drista can match Tommy's rude comments beat for beat. You can tell he doesn't quite know how to handle someone giving him a taste of his own medicine.
** Tommy makes some ridiculous faces when Dream tells him that his sister watches Tommy's streams.
** The first thing she does once she gains control of Dream's character is beat Tommy up with an axe. She continues doing this for a ''while.''
** At one point, while talking to Dream, Tommy jokingly tells him to hit Drista. Cue a loud smacking noise coming from Dream's end.
--->'''Tommy:''' OH GOD, NONONONONO, TWITCH, TWITCH, I'M SURE THAT WAS A JOKE, PLEASE DON'T BAN ME, PLEASE DON'T BAN ME-
*** Followed, of course, by the most classic of sibling arguments.
---->'''Dream:''' The joke is that they think that I hit you, because I made it look like I hit you.\\
'''Drista:''' You did hit me.\\
'''Dream:''' No, I did not! NO! N-WHAT?! I DID NOT- DISQUALIFIED, I DID NOT, I DID ''NOT!''
** At one point, Dream takes back his headset to give Drista a tour of the server, meaning Drista can't talk to Tommy anymore.
--->'''Tommy:''' Whyyy... Drista was more- Drista was cooler than you.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Dream:''' I'm gonna leave.\\
'''Drista:''' Why are you... Where are you going?\\
''(door slams, Tommy starts laughing)''\\
'''Drista:''' [[FirstNameBasis Clay?]] Where'd he go? Okay... anyway.
* The return of [[AnnoyingYoungerSibling Drista]] was, of course, hilarious.
** To prevent her from dying and losing all of Dream's gear, Drista is in creative mode the entire time. Tommy was given no heads-up, and is thus wholly unprepared when Drista flies in and starts breaking parts of his base.
*** Drista continually punches holes in Tommy's nether bridge in an attempt to send him falling into lava, but ends up [[HoistByHisOwnPetard walking into her own holes and falling]]... ''several times''.
*** She proceeds to pretty much ruin the server's economy by giving Tommy and Tubbo a piece of bedrock, and accidentally giving Punz a shulker box. It's when she's seconds away from handing Techno an Elytra that Dream manages to stop her.
** The RunningGag of Tommy encouraging Drista to stab Dream in the eye with a fork.
** Tommy constantly tries to goad Drista into using her admin abilities to give him more power. When she refuses to make him a server operator, Tommy tells her to type /ban Dream.
--->'''Drista:''' I'm not banning myself!\\
'''Tommy:''' ''(laughs)'' It's not you, you're Drista! Don't- You're having an identity crisis, it's okay! Puberty does these things to you, [[NoodleIncident I thought I was Tom Cruise for like a whole week!]]
*** Drista finally agrees... And then bans Techno.
---->'''Techno:''' You're so bad at spellin'. ''So'' bad at spellin'. None of those letters were the same at all.
*** Drista then proceeds to ban Sam and Tubbo as well. While she manages to unban Sam and Techno, she fails to unban Tubbo, who spends the rest of Tommy's stream angrily spamming the chat.
** At one point, while Tommy and Dream are arguing, Drista finds the first draft of How To Sex 3. Tommy and Dream fly into a panic and immediately drop everything to stop her from reading it.
** After getting back to Logstedshire, Tommy mentions the time Dream cut off a part of Drista's hair. However, Drista said that never happened, and that Tommy is thinking of the wrong sister.
--->'''Tommy:''' WOAH, WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT, HOLD ON! The wrong-\\
'''Drista:''' Yeah, that's the other sister, that's not me.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Tommy:''' WHAT?!\\
'''Dream:''' I said when I was young, you probably weren't even born then!\\
'''Tommy:''' ''THERE'S '''TWO''' OF YOU?!''
* Corpse Husband joins the server and gets a tour from Karl Jacobs. Karl spends time talking about how [[ItsAllAboutMe he built everything and how the whole server essentially revolved around him]]. Also during this, time, we see Corpse's skin; the cat Bingus that went viral earlier in 2020 wearing a Hooters outfit.
** While KSI's class on sexual education is hilarious, it's even more funny that Bad was silent most of the time in the classroom, too fearful of KSI's repeated NSFW words.
** KSI relearning how to play Minecraft on the SMP before the sex-ed class.
*** When KSI came across the [[HellGate nether portal]] in the Greater SMP, he went through it without hesitation, despite the fact that Quackity was warning him all the way that he was going to end up in Hell (since the Nether dimension is based around a FireAndBrimstoneHell setting) and that there were monsters in the Nether. On the other side, the two got ambushed by a medium-sized magma cube... to which KSI reacted by [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming]] and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere bolting back through the portal]], leaving Quackity to kill the mob. Upon returning to the Overworld, the duo were greeted by the two small magma cubes that have spawned from the dead medium-sized one. Cue more screaming. And KSI trying to destroy the portal by ''breaking the obsidian'' with his bare hands, which would take over ''four minutes''.
*** Shortly afterward, during a second trip to the Nether, Quackity warned KSI against hitting a zombified piglin, because it would enrage all the zombified piglins in the dimension and trigger a ZergRush. KSI responded by leaving the zombified piglin alone... and then hitting a different one behind him, pushing it off the aerial bridge, and thus prompting another zombified piglin near the portal to attack him.
*** Throughout this part of the tutorial, the fact that Quackity was being the CloudcuckoolandersMinder in general (as KSI's [[{{Malaproper}} "tourist"]][[note]]tour guide[[/note]]), since he is usually one of the resident {{Cloudcuckoolander}}s of the server.
*** He then came across Ranboo, who stares at him intently and then riptide-tridents away. KSI started screaming that Ranboo was a wizard. And then when Ranboo was seen hovering over the portal area, both KSI and Quackity started screaming that he was flying, and KSI quickly tried to go through the nether portal ''again'' (despite it being declared a no-go zone after the last misadventure), claiming that it was better to be in there than in the Overworld. Quackity's response was to hit him away from the portal... accidentally killing KSI, who was on low health, in the process.
*** Back at spawn, Dream gives an infuriated KSI a potion of strength and when Quackity finds them there, Dream tells KSI to kill Quackity in revenge for killing him. Cue the [[ChaseScene Benny Hill music]].
*** Quackity also asks KSI to give his chat advice. KSI's response is ''not to mastarbate too hard''.
** During the sex-ed class itself, the first topic KSI teaches is:
--->'''KSI:''' Sex can happen in different ways -- man on men, woman on woman, man on woman, and then you could also have [[AThreesomeIsHot men on men on women]] [[UpToEleven on women on women on men]]!
*** The fact that [[RunningGag throughout the class]], the only competent student who knew anything about the topics being taught is ''Dream''.
** At the end of the class, [[SadistTeacher KSI]] gives a final test to the students and tells them to draw him, and punishes those who did badly, with some very... ''unorthodox'' punishments.
*** George forgets to colour in KSI's face in his drawing, and is harshly told that he failed the class. When George brings up the fact that he was colourblind, KSI says that it changed everything... [[BaitAndSwitch and continues to berate]] George, giving him a -1/10 and screaming that he [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero hated colourblind people]], to the point that George ''flees'' from the classroom.
*** Antfrost makes an edit of KSI as Squidward, and is ushered out of the classroom to build a tall tower and jump from it, as punishment for "making fun of [him]". KSI claims that he was going to catch him, but "missed", killing Antfrost.
*** Bad makes a Minecraft skin of KSI, who says that it was a 10/10... [[BaitAndSwitch if]] he was ''blind''... but considering that KSI wasn't blind... he gives it a 1/10. KSI then tells Bad to bring them all to the Nether or vice versa, and when that fails, Bad gets turned into a mouse (actually an endermite) and is ''beat to death by the other students''.
*** Karl asks where KSI's bald spot is on Fundy's drawing (which is said to actually look alright), and gets told to survive in the Nether for five minutes... and quickly ''dies from fall damage''.
*** Punz' drawing are two stick figures, a smiling one of himself, and a frowning one of KSI, who is depicted to be shorter than Punz. KSI nonchalantly tells Dream to turn Punz into a chicken. Another chicken is brought in, and George ''breeds the two chickens, producing a chick''. That's right, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a student gets made to actually have sex in the classroom]], ''with the teacher declaring it "sexual education"''.
*** Karl's drawing is a penis with a black-and-white picture of KSI at the very end. KSI inquires to where Karl is, but then Dream reminds him that Karl's probably in the Nether because he just died in the dimension.
*** Niki draws a simplistic drawing of KSI's Minecraft skin (a default Alex skin), and flips it upside down to make KSI "[[ScrewYourself 69 himself]]". KSI declares that she [[ActuallyPrettyFunny wins]].
*** However, [=HBomb=] makes a similar drawing, and is declared to have [[PlagiarismInFiction copied Niki]], with H responding that he ''had'' to cheat off of her because she was the best in the class. H is then punished as a "plagiariser" by being ''teleported into space''.
*** The fact that by the end of the class, only ''three people'' (Niki, Dream, George) pass the class[[note]]it is implied that Dream did so by showing off his "helicoptering" skills, and George convinces him to let him pass for "creating life" (breeding [=chicken!Punz=] with another chicken)[[/note]], and four students have ''died'' by that point.
* While the whole server was in turmoil over all of the events surrounding the L'Manburg Election, WebVideo/MrBeast logged onto the server, and hid a chest containing a 10,000 dollar gift card to Taco Bell. Everyone ''immediately'' [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment dropped everything they were doing]] to go look for it.
** At one point, there were so many people online that the server couldn't handle it and stopped loading chunks entirely.
--->'''Techno:''' dream your server is trash\\
'''Techno:''' booo\\
'''Techno:''' cringe
** The thumbnail for Techno's stream was just white, with black text reading "NO TIME FOR THUMBNAIL I NEED TACO BELL".
** Sapnap found a chest that he believed to have the prize, not knowing Eret had found it earlier. So Sapnap celebrates for a bit, before reading the message "Haha, you're dumb. It's been found." Dream and Karl promptly start laughing like crazy.
* ''Everything'' about Drista, Dream's younger sister, who he allows to play on the server with Tommy for a bit.
** The simple fact that Drista can match Tommy's rude comments beat for beat. You can tell he doesn't quite know how to handle someone giving him a taste of his own medicine.
** Tommy makes some ridiculous faces when Dream tells him that his sister watches Tommy's streams.
** The first thing she does once she gains control of Dream's character is beat Tommy up with an axe. She continues doing this for a ''while.''
** At one point, while talking to Dream, Tommy jokingly tells him to hit Drista. Cue a loud smacking noise coming from Dream's end.
--->'''Tommy:''' OH GOD, NONONONONO, TWITCH, TWITCH, I'M SURE THAT WAS A JOKE, PLEASE DON'T BAN ME, PLEASE DON'T BAN ME-
*** Followed, of course, by the most classic of sibling arguments.
---->'''Dream:''' The joke is that they think that I hit you, because I made it look like I hit you.\\
'''Drista:''' You did hit me.\\
'''Dream:''' No, I did not! NO! N-WHAT?! I DID NOT- DISQUALIFIED, I DID NOT, I DID ''NOT!''
** At one point, Dream takes back his headset to give Drista a tour of the server, meaning Drista can't talk to Tommy anymore.
--->'''Tommy:''' Whyyy... Drista was more- Drista was cooler than you.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Dream:''' I'm gonna leave.\\
'''Drista:''' Why are you... Where are you going?\\
''(door slams, Tommy starts laughing)''\\
'''Drista:''' [[FirstNameBasis Clay?]] Where'd he go? Okay... anyway.
* The return of [[AnnoyingYoungerSibling Drista]] was, of course, hilarious.
** To prevent her from dying and losing all of Dream's gear, Drista is in creative mode the entire time. Tommy was given no heads-up, and is thus wholly unprepared when Drista flies in and starts breaking parts of his base.
*** Drista continually punches holes in Tommy's nether bridge in an attempt to send him falling into lava, but ends up [[HoistByHisOwnPetard walking into her own holes and falling]]... ''several times''.
*** She proceeds to pretty much ruin the server's economy by giving Tommy and Tubbo a piece of bedrock, and accidentally giving Punz a shulker box. It's when she's seconds away from handing Techno an Elytra that Dream manages to stop her.
** The RunningGag of Tommy encouraging Drista to stab Dream in the eye with a fork.
** Tommy constantly tries to goad Drista into using her admin abilities to give him more power. When she refuses to make him a server operator, Tommy tells her to type /ban Dream.
--->'''Drista:''' I'm not banning myself!\\
'''Tommy:''' ''(laughs)'' It's not you, you're Drista! Don't- You're having an identity crisis, it's okay! Puberty does these things to you, [[NoodleIncident I thought I was Tom Cruise for like a whole week!]]
*** Drista finally agrees... And then bans Techno.
---->'''Techno:''' You're so bad at spellin'. ''So'' bad at spellin'. None of those letters were the same at all.
*** Drista then proceeds to ban Sam and Tubbo as well. While she manages to unban Sam and Techno, she fails to unban Tubbo, who spends the rest of Tommy's stream angrily spamming the chat.
** At one point, while Tommy and Dream are arguing, Drista finds the first draft of How To Sex 3. Tommy and Dream fly into a panic and immediately drop everything to stop her from reading it.
** After getting back to Logstedshire, Tommy mentions the time Dream cut off a part of Drista's hair. However, Drista said that never happened, and that Tommy is thinking of the wrong sister.
--->'''Tommy:''' WOAH, WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT, HOLD ON! The wrong-\\
'''Drista:''' Yeah, that's the other sister, that's not me.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Tommy:''' WHAT?!\\
'''Dream:''' I said when I was young, you probably weren't even born then!\\
'''Tommy:''' ''THERE'S '''TWO''' OF YOU?!''
* Corpse Husband joins the server and gets a tour from Karl Jacobs. Karl spends time talking about how [[ItsAllAboutMe he built everything and how the whole server essentially revolved around him]]. Also during this, time, we see Corpse's skin; the cat Bingus that went viral earlier in 2020 wearing a Hooters outfit.
** While KSI's class on sexual education is hilarious, it's even more funny that Bad was silent most of the time in the classroom, too fearful of KSI's repeated NSFW words.
** KSI relearning how to play Minecraft on the SMP before the sex-ed class.
*** When KSI came across the [[HellGate nether portal]] in the Greater SMP, he went through it without hesitation, despite the fact that Quackity was warning him all the way that he was going to end up in Hell (since the Nether dimension is based around a FireAndBrimstoneHell setting) and that there were monsters in the Nether. On the other side, the two got ambushed by a medium-sized magma cube... to which KSI reacted by [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming]] and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere bolting back through the portal]], leaving Quackity to kill the mob. Upon returning to the Overworld, the duo were greeted by the two small magma cubes that have spawned from the dead medium-sized one. Cue more screaming. And KSI trying to destroy the portal by ''breaking the obsidian'' with his bare hands, which would take over ''four minutes''.
*** Shortly afterward, during a second trip to the Nether, Quackity warned KSI against hitting a zombified piglin, because it would enrage all the zombified piglins in the dimension and trigger a ZergRush. KSI responded by leaving the zombified piglin alone... and then hitting a different one behind him, pushing it off the aerial bridge, and thus prompting another zombified piglin near the portal to attack him.
*** Throughout this part of the tutorial, the fact that Quackity was being the CloudcuckoolandersMinder in general (as KSI's [[{{Malaproper}} "tourist"]][[note]]tour guide[[/note]]), since he is usually one of the resident {{Cloudcuckoolander}}s of the server.
*** He then came across Ranboo, who stares at him intently and then riptide-tridents away. KSI started screaming that Ranboo was a wizard. And then when Ranboo was seen hovering over the portal area, both KSI and Quackity started screaming that he was flying, and KSI quickly tried to go through the nether portal ''again'' (despite it being declared a no-go zone after the last misadventure), claiming that it was better to be in there than in the Overworld. Quackity's response was to hit him away from the portal... accidentally killing KSI, who was on low health, in the process.
*** Back at spawn, Dream gives an infuriated KSI a potion of strength and when Quackity finds them there, Dream tells KSI to kill Quackity in revenge for killing him. Cue the [[ChaseScene Benny Hill music]].
*** Quackity also asks KSI to give his chat advice. KSI's response is ''not to mastarbate too hard''.
** During the sex-ed class itself, the first topic KSI teaches is:
--->'''KSI:''' Sex can happen in different ways -- man on men, woman on woman, man on woman, and then you could also have [[AThreesomeIsHot men on men on women]] [[UpToEleven on women on women on men]]!
*** The fact that [[RunningGag throughout the class]], the only competent student who knew anything about the topics being taught is ''Dream''.
** At the end of the class, [[SadistTeacher KSI]] gives a final test to the students and tells them to draw him, and punishes those who did badly, with some very... ''unorthodox'' punishments.
*** George forgets to colour in KSI's face in his drawing, and is harshly told that he failed the class. When George brings up the fact that he was colourblind, KSI says that it changed everything... [[BaitAndSwitch and continues to berate]] George, giving him a -1/10 and screaming that he [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero hated colourblind people]], to the point that George ''flees'' from the classroom.
*** Antfrost makes an edit of KSI as Squidward, and is ushered out of the classroom to build a tall tower and jump from it, as punishment for "making fun of [him]". KSI claims that he was going to catch him, but "missed", killing Antfrost.
*** Bad makes a Minecraft skin of KSI, who says that it was a 10/10... [[BaitAndSwitch if]] he was ''blind''... but considering that KSI wasn't blind... he gives it a 1/10. KSI then tells Bad to bring them all to the Nether or vice versa, and when that fails, Bad gets turned into a mouse (actually an endermite) and is ''beat to death by the other students''.
*** Karl asks where KSI's bald spot is on Fundy's drawing (which is said to actually look alright), and gets told to survive in the Nether for five minutes... and quickly ''dies from fall damage''.
*** Punz' drawing are two stick figures, a smiling one of himself, and a frowning one of KSI, who is depicted to be shorter than Punz. KSI nonchalantly tells Dream to turn Punz into a chicken. Another chicken is brought in, and George ''breeds the two chickens, producing a chick''. That's right, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a student gets made to actually have sex in the classroom]], ''with the teacher declaring it "sexual education"''.
*** Karl's drawing is a penis with a black-and-white picture of KSI at the very end. KSI inquires to where Karl is, but then Dream reminds him that Karl's probably in the Nether because he just died in the dimension.
*** Niki draws a simplistic drawing of KSI's Minecraft skin (a default Alex skin), and flips it upside down to make KSI "[[ScrewYourself 69 himself]]". KSI declares that she [[ActuallyPrettyFunny wins]].
*** However, [=HBomb=] makes a similar drawing, and is declared to have [[PlagiarismInFiction copied Niki]], with H responding that he ''had'' to cheat off of her because she was the best in the class. H is then punished as a "plagiariser" by being ''teleported into space''.
*** The fact that by the end of the class, only ''three people'' (Niki, Dream, George) pass the class[[note]]it is implied that Dream did so by showing off his "helicoptering" skills, and George convinces him to let him pass for "creating life" (breeding [=chicken!Punz=] with another chicken)[[/note]], and four students have ''died'' by that point.
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* The naming of El Rapids, which was taken from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, had quite a story surrounding it. In late November 2020, while playing the horror game ''VideoGame/SlenderTheArrival'', Quackity referenced Hillary Clinton's viral 2015 Snapchat video where she said she was "chilling in Cedar Rapids". This was when ''then-President of the United States, UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump'', decided to ''vaguepost Quackity on Twitter'' about getting the phrase "Cedar Rapids" on Trending. Yes, [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer we're not kidding]], Alex Quackity got vaguetweeted by, and proceeded to have social media beef with, one of the most powerful men on Earth at the time, for making a joke referencing his former political opponent's election campaign.
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* The naming of El Rapids, which was taken from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, had quite a story surrounding it. In late November 2020, while playing the horror game ''VideoGame/SlenderTheArrival'', Quackity referenced Hillary Clinton's viral 2015 Snapchat video where she said she was "chilling in Cedar Rapids". This was when ''then-President of the United States, UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump'', decided to ''vaguepost ''[[https://twitter.com/Quackity/status/1332199583250870274 vaguepost Quackity on Twitter'' Twitter]]'' about getting the phrase "Cedar Rapids" on Trending. Yes, [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer we're not kidding]], Alex Quackity got vaguetweeted by, and proceeded to have social media beef with, one of the most powerful men on Earth at the time, for making a joke referencing his former political opponent's election campaign.
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* Karl tries to convince the bandits into fighting duels fairly.
-->''"I know you guys are killers and robbers and... [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Republicans]], but you also have moral integrity."''
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* Before Mason and John's duel, Karl tells Mason that he's ugly and all his friends are dead, and that he might as well [[DrivenToSuicide shoot himself]]... and quickly clarifies that it's in the video game.
* When John is shot to death, the townspeople were quick to mourn his death, but the Sheriff also asks why he had 63 anvils, and Karl asks why he had 64 buckets of milk... and they proceed to throw ''stacks upon stacks of milk'' out of their inventories.
* Karl tells Mason his full name when he asks for it before their duel.
-->'''Karl:''' You want my full name?
-->'''Mason:''' Yeah. Karl ''what''?
-->'''Karl:''' 'Kay, if you must. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall twitch.tv/karljacobs]].
** Mason eventually gets into a milk-drinking contest against Sheriff Sherman Thompson when the latter thinks he's disrespecting John John's memory by drinking the milk he prepared, with their motivations being 'revenge' for their respective "loved ones" that have been killed in the duels.
* When John is shot to death, the townspeople were quick to mourn his death, but the Sheriff also asks why he had 63 anvils, and Karl asks why he had 64 buckets of milk... and they proceed to throw ''stacks upon stacks of milk'' out of their inventories.
* Karl tells Mason his full name when he asks for it before their duel.
-->'''Karl:''' You want my full name?
-->'''Mason:''' Yeah. Karl ''what''?
-->'''Karl:''' 'Kay, if you must. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall twitch.tv/karljacobs]].
** Mason eventually gets into a milk-drinking contest against Sheriff Sherman Thompson when the latter thinks he's disrespecting John John's memory by drinking the milk he prepared, with their motivations being 'revenge' for their respective "loved ones" that have been killed in the duels.
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-->'''Karl:''' ''(instructing the two duelists to prepare for the [[TenPacesAndTurn duel]])'' Alright, turn around.
-->'''Jack:''' Unless you wanna keep starin'.
-->'''Karl:''' He doesn't like--
-->'''Mason:''' I think he likes lookin' at ya.
-->'''Karl:''' ''(from the bridge)'' You guys are so far to decide.
-->'''Mason:''' I mean, [[AmbiguouslyGay I like lookin' at ya]].
* When Jack apparently grabs Crops by the hips before the duel, the Sheriff vocally states that he "[[ThirdWheel don't wanna live on this planet no more]]".
* Speaking of the [[TenPacesAndTurn duel]], Crops turns around and shoots Jack on 6.
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* Connor's last conversation with his fellow bandits.
-->'''Connor:''' Boys, I'm gonna do this for you, for the boys, y'all been good friends to me, and I'm gonna represent ya here.\\
'''Jack:''' Lmao\\
''(Everyone else starts {{corpsing}})''\\
'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' Is that French?
** Jack and Mason then proceed to talk about bandit conlang (read: [[AnachronismStew emoticons]] like ":D", "XD", and "uwu"). Needless to say, Karl [[{{Corpsing}} almost chokes on his drink]] listening to them.
-->'''Connor:''' Boys, I'm gonna do this for you, for the boys, y'all been good friends to me, and I'm gonna represent ya here.\\
'''Jack:''' Lmao\\
''(Everyone else starts {{corpsing}})''\\
'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' Is that French?
** Jack and Mason then proceed to talk about bandit conlang (read: [[AnachronismStew emoticons]] like ":D", "XD", and "uwu"). Needless to say, Karl [[{{Corpsing}} almost chokes on his drink]] listening to them.
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* Jack Kanoff naming anything and everything a Democrat or related to "Democrat dark magic", from the thorny bush that he rode his horse into, to Connor for [[{{Blooper}} mysteriously disappearing]], to the time of day suddenly changing to high noon.
* What Karl tells Connor before his DuelToTheDeath against the Sheriff.
-->'''Karl:''' I have a feeling you're gonna die pretty quick. One would say you [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog gotta go fast]].
* What Karl tells Connor before his DuelToTheDeath against the Sheriff.
-->'''Karl:''' I have a feeling you're gonna die pretty quick. One would say you [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog gotta go fast]].
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* A RunningGag throughout the episode is someone running into a thorny bush on the side of the road, whether it be one of the townspeople or a bandit on his horse.
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* At the shooting range, Percy shoots Michael in return for the latter killing his pet Banking Bee.
-->'''Percy:''' MY REVENGE!
-->'''Percy:''' MY REVENGE!
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* In William's shop, John John notices that the leads were put in a format that made them look like the numbers [[LOL69 "6" and "9"]]. Michael then adds that he does it with his wife a lot.
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* When Crops is seen holding the head of the reverend/priest of the town, Sheriff Sherman Thompson laments that he had only let the known cannibal out of the prison for eight hours in the night.
** Later, the Sheriff also explains that he lets Crops roam the town because they didn't have the money to feed him.
--->'''Percy:''' Really?
--->'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' He is like, a free-range criminal.
--->'''Percy:''' Oh, [[ComedicSociopathy is that where that orphan child went?]]
--->'''Crops:''' I clean up the town.
--->'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' Oh, ''that's'' where the orphan went.[[note]]For anyone wondering, the orphan child is implied to be the Butler from "The Masquerade" as a child.[[/note]]
** Later, the Sheriff also explains that he lets Crops roam the town because they didn't have the money to feed him.
--->'''Percy:''' Really?
--->'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' He is like, a free-range criminal.
--->'''Percy:''' Oh, [[ComedicSociopathy is that where that orphan child went?]]
--->'''Crops:''' I clean up the town.
--->'''Sheriff Sherman Thompson:''' Oh, ''that's'' where the orphan went.[[note]]For anyone wondering, the orphan child is implied to be the Butler from "The Masquerade" as a child.[[/note]]
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* Apparently, [NoodleIncident the last time]] someone played poker in John John's saloon, three guys got shot and the fourth person [[DestinationDefenestration went right out a window]].
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* Apparently, [NoodleIncident [[NoodleIncident the last time]] someone played poker in John John's saloon, [[GamblingBrawl three guys got shot shot]] and the fourth person [[DestinationDefenestration went right out a window]].
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* The Sheriff doesn't recognize Karl or trust outsiders of the town, so he pulls out a gun on him. Karl tries to convince John John to lie to him that he had always lived in the basement of the saloon, but John John doesn't oblige. Instead, he [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney passes a gold coin]] to the Sheriff, who takes it and replies, "[[DirtyCop Very good]]".
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* When Jack Kanoff claims that he's not leaving the saloon without the money he came there for, Karl retorts, "I think you are". Jack Kanoff immediately replies, "Okay", and ''walks right out of the saloon obediently''. Some might even wonder if he was having a gay moment right there.
* Apparently, [NoodleIncident the last time]] someone played poker in John John's saloon, three guys got shot and the fourth person [[DestinationDefenestration went right out a window]].
* John John and Percy have a very intense conversation about the latter's gambling addiction and ability (or lack thereof) to play card games.
-->'''John:''' I don't think I spent that much money [on opening the saloon], I think it's just 'cause of your gambling addiction, if I'm totally honest.
-->'''Percy:''' ''(quietly, to John)'' [-You and your damn cards, your devilish cards...-]
-->'''John:''' I mean, [...] you said Go Fish, it was Blackjack. You just don't know how to play card games, we went over this multiple times.
-->'''Percy:''' ''(menacingly)'' I like ''Snap'', John.
* Apparently, [NoodleIncident the last time]] someone played poker in John John's saloon, three guys got shot and the fourth person [[DestinationDefenestration went right out a window]].
* John John and Percy have a very intense conversation about the latter's gambling addiction and ability (or lack thereof) to play card games.
-->'''John:''' I don't think I spent that much money [on opening the saloon], I think it's just 'cause of your gambling addiction, if I'm totally honest.
-->'''Percy:''' ''(quietly, to John)'' [-You and your damn cards, your devilish cards...-]
-->'''John:''' I mean, [...] you said Go Fish, it was Blackjack. You just don't know how to play card games, we went over this multiple times.
-->'''Percy:''' ''(menacingly)'' I like ''Snap'', John.
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* The leader of the bandits then introduces himself as "Jack Kanoff". Now read his name [[ADateWithRosiePalms quickly]].
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* The fact that the bandits, the main antagonists of the episode, are known as the ''"Democrat Haters"''. It gets even funnier in hindsight when you realize that the Democrats were the ''[[ArtisticLicenseHistory conservatives]]'' during the era of the Wild West.
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* The fact that the bandits, the main antagonists of the episode, are known as the ''"Democrat Haters"''. Even Karl the content creator had to stop himself from {{corpsing}} in the livestream when he heard it.
** It gets even funnier in hindsight when you realize that the Democrats were the ''[[ArtisticLicenseHistory conservatives]]'' during the era of the Wild West.
** It gets even funnier in hindsight when you realize that the Democrats were the ''[[ArtisticLicenseHistory conservatives]]'' during the era of the Wild West.
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* Karl tries to threaten the bandits into leaving John John alone by flapping a trapdoor and going into the "swimming position" under it.
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* The naming of El Rapids, which was taken from Cedar Rapids, had quite a story surrounding it. In late November, while playing the horror game ''VideoGame/SlenderTheArrival'', Quackity referenced Hillary Clinton's viral 2015 Snapchat video where she said she was "chilling in Cedar Rapids", Iowa. This was when ''then-President of the United States, UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump'', decided to ''vaguepost Quackity on Twitter'' about getting the phrase "Cedar Rapids" on Trending. Yes, [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer we're not kidding]], Alex Quackity got vaguetweeted by, and proceeded to have social media beef with, one of the most powerful men on Earth at the time, for making a joke referencing his former political opponent's election campaign.
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* The naming of El Rapids, which was taken from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, had quite a story surrounding it. In late November, November 2020, while playing the horror game ''VideoGame/SlenderTheArrival'', Quackity referenced Hillary Clinton's viral 2015 Snapchat video where she said she was "chilling in Cedar Rapids", Iowa.Rapids". This was when ''then-President of the United States, UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump'', decided to ''vaguepost Quackity on Twitter'' about getting the phrase "Cedar Rapids" on Trending. Yes, [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer we're not kidding]], Alex Quackity got vaguetweeted by, and proceeded to have social media beef with, one of the most powerful men on Earth at the time, for making a joke referencing his former political opponent's election campaign.
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* During the Doomsday War and the final Disc War, [[AbsenteeActor George was absent]]. Both times, he posted a video explaining where he's been... and both times, [[RunningGag it was just a video of him in bed, asleep]].
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* At the start of the episode, Dream, Sapnap, and Ranboo try to play beach volleyball using [=BadBoyHalo=] ''as'' the ball.
* Karl and George try to rally everyone else to gather at the back of the pirate ship to read the first clue, but struggle for a few moments to find the proper terminology. For the record, the word they were looking for is "stern", the stern of the ship.
* Karl and George try to rally everyone else to gather at the back of the pirate ship to read the first clue, but struggle for a few moments to find the proper terminology. For the record, the word they were looking for is "stern", the stern of the ship.
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* Helga received [[EnsembleDarkHorse so much popularity in the fandom]] after the practice round that she was Trending #2 on Twitter, before the first day was even over in the canon round. What makes this funny is that Karl felt the need to point this out as the InteractiveNarrator.
* Helga couldn't decide whose house she should stay in for the night, so she barged into Miles' house. Cue a small fistfight between the two as Miles tried to remove the town whore from his house.
-->'''Helga:''' I want to stay with you!\\
'''Miles:''' Go somewhere else!
* Helga couldn't decide whose house she should stay in for the night, so she barged into Miles' house. Cue a small fistfight between the two as Miles tried to remove the town whore from his house.
-->'''Helga:''' I want to stay with you!\\
'''Miles:''' Go somewhere else!
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* One certain Dream SMP fanfic ''Heatwaves'' has gotten so popular that it seems to create a problem: every time it updates, it ''crashes'' the Website/ArchiveOfOurOwn site due to the [[DemandOverload startlingly high numbers of readers flocking to the new chapter at the same time]].
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* One certain Dream SMP fanfic ''Heatwaves'' has gotten so popular that it seems seemed to create a problem: every time it updates, updated, it ''crashes'' ''crashed'' the Website/ArchiveOfOurOwn site due to the [[DemandOverload startlingly high numbers of readers flocking to the new chapter at the same time]].
