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* While hunting for Four in a snow-capped mountain, Dito tries to warn Zero not to shout but she refuses to take the hint and causes an avalanche. [[FissionMailed THE END promptly appears]] [[NoFourthWall before Zero pushes the screen aside and claims she says when it ends.]]
** And her commentary shortly thereafter doesn't help her moment.
-->'''Zero:''' Stupid pussy snow. [[NeverMyFault I wasn't yelling that loudly.]]
-->'''Dito:''' [[LampshadeHanging Seriously? She's blaming the snow?]]
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* The English dub's complete and utter shamelessness at the characters' many nasty and insane personalities as well as Zero's psychopathic comments are quite funny, compelled with her hatred of timed jump puzzles. They make it almost worth the depressing parts throughout the game.

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* The English dub's complete and utter shamelessness at the characters' many nasty and insane personalities as well as Zero's psychopathic comments are quite funny, compelled coupled with her hatred of timed jump puzzles. They make it almost worth the depressing parts throughout the game.
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-->'''Zero:''' OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! NOW I'VE LOST MY PLACE! *proceeds to murder everyone*

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-->'''Zero:''' OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! NOW I'VE LOST MY PLACE! *proceeds to murder everyone*everyone*
* Mikhail's EstablishingCharacterMoment. The player hears a strange noise and goes outside to find... a dragon rolling around in the mud while laughing like a small child. Zero then yells at him, which causes him to freeze and piss himself.
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-->'''Mikhail:''' Waah! You killed him! Are you sure you should of done that? I mean there's a certain order we gotta go through here right!? [[OnceAnEpisode First we get information, then we run off to some place, then we get more information, then-]]

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-->'''Mikhail:''' Waah! You killed him! Are you sure you should of have done that? I mean there's a certain order we gotta go through here right!? [[OnceAnEpisode First we get information, then we run off to some place, then we get more information, then-]]
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*** And then Zero does exactly what the player is thinking and [[DynamicEntry jump-kicks one of the soldiers]], making him crash into the others.

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*** And then Zero does exactly what the player is thinking and [[DynamicEntry jump-kicks dive-kicks one of the soldiers]], making him crash into the others.
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-->'''Mikhail:''' Waah! You killed him! Are you sure you should of done that? I mean there's a certain order we gotta go through here right!? [[OnceAnEpisode First we get information, then we run off to some place, then we get more information, then-]]

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-->'''Mikhail:''' Waah! You killed him! Are you sure you should of done that? I mean there's a certain order we gotta go through here right!? [[OnceAnEpisode First we get information, then we run off to some place, then we get more information, then-]]then-]]
* Near the end of Route D, Zero makes a GrandEntrance among several soldiers and proclaims a BadassBoast to her lesser beings:
-->'''Zero:''' My name is Zero, the original Intoner, and the immortal--
-->*[[DangerouslyGenreSavvy the soldiers]] [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim immediately attacks Zero as she speaks]], who then blows them all away with magic*
-->'''Zero:''' KNOCK IT OFF! I'm trying to make a speech here! Now...um...
-->*beat*
-->'''Zero:''' OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! NOW I'VE LOST MY PLACE! *proceeds to murder everyone*
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*** And then Zero does exactly what the player is thinking and [[DynamicEntry jump-kicks one of the soldiers]], making him crash into the others.

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-->*[[OverlyLongGag It doesn't work, and there's even more awkard silence]]. Dito sneezes -- ''again''.*

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-->*[[OverlyLongGag It doesn't work, and there's even more awkard awkward silence]]. Dito sneezes -- ''again''.*



-->'''Zero:''' Uh... sure. Whatever.

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-->'''Zero:''' Uh... sure. Whatever.Whatever.
* Before the above is Zero meeting the Fairy King. After the King [[GenreSavvy refuse to explain where Three is, knowing Zero will kill them if they do]], Zero has a AwkwardSilence and says she will promise not to. The Fairies again say they won't, so Zero again says she won't. When the Fairies refuse a final time, [[DoNotTauntCthulhu they begin]] [[WrongGenreSavvy laughing at her]]. Zero simply punches them, which kills them. Que Mikhail [[DelayedReaction blinking, then reacting in shock]].
-->'''Mikhail:''' Waah! You killed him! Are you sure you should of done that? I mean there's a certain order we gotta go through here right!? [[OnceAnEpisode First we get information, then we run off to some place, then we get more information, then-]]
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* Also the random chatter that you pick up from the mook's can be pretty funny. "Is that Zero? I heard she was skinny but, damn!!!" "And I heard she was pretty but damn!!!" "Well I heard she'd kill you in your sleep, so shut it."

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* Also the random chatter that you pick up from the mook's mooks can be pretty funny. "Is that Zero? I heard she was skinny but, skinny, but damn!!!" "And I heard she was pretty pretty, but damn!!!" "Well "Well, I heard she'd kill you in your sleep, so shut it."



* No one can remember the name of Mount... er, whatever, not even Michael who simply says,"It's a sacred mountain, okay."
* In route B, Zero encounters Three and is maimed by her enhanced creations. No big deal, since the flower in her eye allows her to regenerate...except then she gets pinned to a rock before she can finish.

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* No one can remember the name of Mount... er, whatever, not even Michael Michael, who simply says,"It's says, "It's a sacred mountain, okay."
* In route B, Zero encounters Three and is maimed by her enhanced creations. No big deal, since the flower in her eye allows her to regenerate... except then she gets pinned to a rock before she can finish.



*** And ''then'' the sword detaches itself in the middle of one of Mikhail's pain-induced flip. Cue Zero [[{{Faceplant}} Faceplanting]].
* The cutscene after Zero acquires an airship after [[spoiler: killing Four and taking Decadus as her Disciple]]. The whole scene plays out as an GrandEntrance:

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*** And ''then'' the sword detaches itself in the middle of one of Mikhail's pain-induced flip.flips. Cue Zero [[{{Faceplant}} Faceplanting]].
* The cutscene after Zero acquires an airship after [[spoiler: killing [[spoiler:killing Four and taking Decadus as her Disciple]]. The whole scene plays out as an GrandEntrance:



* Four's death also counts, in a [[BlackComedy really messed-up way]]. It looks like Zero has 'come to her senses', and the two have a touching, rose-tinted reunion...until Four spills the location of their other sisters, at which point Zero eviscerates her while ranting about how dumb she must be to fall for that sort of cliche.

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* Four's death also counts, in a [[BlackComedy really messed-up way]]. It looks like Zero has 'come to her senses', and the two have a touching, rose-tinted reunion... until Four spills the location of their other sisters, at which point Zero eviscerates her while ranting about how dumb she must be to fall for that sort of cliche.



-->'''Octa:''' If you only knew the surprise...I've got in store...for you!
-->*Octa raises his weapons...and then drops them.*

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-->'''Octa:''' If you only knew the surprise... I've got in store...store... for you!
-->*Octa raises his weapons... and then drops them.*



-->*[[OverlyLongGag It doesn't work, and there's even more awkard silence]]. Dito sneezes- ''again''.*

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-->*[[OverlyLongGag It doesn't work, and there's even more awkard silence]]. Dito sneezes- sneezes -- ''again''.*



-->'''Zero:''' Uh...sure. Whatever.

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-->'''Zero:''' Uh... sure. Whatever.

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-->'''Octa:''' I surrender. I came here because I want to join your cause.
-->*Another, longer awkward silence. Dito sneezes. Mikhail tries to break the awkard silence by enthusiastically noting that now they don't have to fight. [[OverlyLongGag It doesn't work, and there's even more awkard silence]]. Dito sneezes- ''again''. Octa stares hopefully at Zero, who is still holding him at swordpoint.*

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-->'''Octa:''' I surrender. I came here because I want to join your cause.
cause.*
-->*Another, longer awkward silence. Dito sneezes. Mikhail *
-->*Mikhail
tries to break the awkard silence by enthusiastically noting that now they don't have to fight. [[OverlyLongGag fight.*
-->*[[OverlyLongGag
It doesn't work, and there's even more awkard silence]]. Dito sneezes- ''again''. Octa *
-->*Octa
stares hopefully at Zero, who is still ''still'' holding him at swordpoint.*
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-->*[[OverlyLongGag Another, longer awkward silence]]. Dito sneezes (twice). Octa stares hopefully at Zero, who is still holding him at swordpoint.*

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-->*[[OverlyLongGag Another, -->*Another, longer awkward silence. Dito sneezes. Mikhail tries to break the awkard silence by enthusiastically noting that now they don't have to fight. [[OverlyLongGag It doesn't work, and there's even more awkard silence]]. Dito sneezes (twice).sneezes- ''again''. Octa stares hopefully at Zero, who is still holding him at swordpoint.*

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* Four's death also counts, in a [[BlackComedy really messed-up way]]. It looks like Zero has 'come to her senses', and the two have a touching, rose-tinted reunion...until Four spills the location of their other sisters, at which point Zero eviscerates her while ranting about how dumb she must be to fall for that sort of cliche.

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* Four's death also counts, in a [[BlackComedy really messed-up way]]. It looks like Zero has 'come to her senses', and the two have a touching, rose-tinted reunion...until Four spills the location of their other sisters, at which point Zero eviscerates her while ranting about how dumb she must be to fall for that sort of cliche.cliche.
* Zero's first encounter with Octa.
-->'''Octa:''' If you only knew the surprise...I've got in store...for you!
-->*Octa raises his weapons...and then drops them.*
-->'''Octa:''' I surrender.
-->*[[{{Beat}} Awkward silence]]*
-->'''Zero:''' ...You what?
-->'''Octa:''' I surrender. I came here because I want to join your cause.
-->*[[OverlyLongGag Another, longer awkward silence]]. Dito sneezes (twice). Octa stares hopefully at Zero, who is still holding him at swordpoint.*
-->'''Zero:''' Uh...sure. Whatever.
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** And the player had only just acquired an airship for just five minutes...

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** And the player had only just acquired an airship for just five minutes...minutes...
* Four's death also counts, in a [[BlackComedy really messed-up way]]. It looks like Zero has 'come to her senses', and the two have a touching, rose-tinted reunion...until Four spills the location of their other sisters, at which point Zero eviscerates her while ranting about how dumb she must be to fall for that sort of cliche.

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* Also the random chatter that you pick up from the mook's can be pretty funny. "Is that Zero? I heard she was skinny but, damn!!!" "And I heard she was pretty but damn!!!" "Well I heard she'd kill you in your sleep, so shut it."

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* Also the random chatter that you pick up from the mook's can be pretty funny. "Is that Zero? I heard she was skinny but, damn!!!" "And I heard she was pretty but damn!!!" "Well I heard she'd kill you in your sleep, so shut it." "
* [[http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140506232802/drakengard/images/f/f5/DOD3_Intoner_Artwork.png This image]].
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*** And ''then'' the sword detaches itself in the middle of one of Mikhail's pain-induced flip. Cue Zero [[{{Faceplant}} Faceplanting]].

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*** And ''then'' the sword detaches itself in the middle of one of Mikhail's pain-induced flip. Cue Zero [[{{Faceplant}} Faceplanting]].Faceplanting]].
* The cutscene after Zero acquires an airship after [[spoiler: killing Four and taking Decadus as her Disciple]]. The whole scene plays out as an GrandEntrance:
-->'''Zero:''' Alright! Today's a new day, we've got a new ship...it's time to set sail and conquer the world!
-->*Airship is shot down by cannons immediately afterwards*
** And the player had only just acquired an airship for just five minutes...
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** Then Zero grabs a hold of Mikhail... by [[BlackComedy stabbing him in the head]]. ''Ouch''.

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** Then Zero grabs a hold of Mikhail... by [[BlackComedy stabbing him in the head]]. ''Ouch''.''Ouch''.
*** And ''then'' the sword detaches itself in the middle of one of Mikhail's pain-induced flip. Cue Zero [[{{Faceplant}} Faceplanting]].
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-->'''Zero:''' You [=DUMBAAAAaaaaaaaass=]...

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-->'''Zero:''' You [=DUMBAAAAaaaaaaaass=]...[=DUMBAAAAaaaaaaaass=]...
** Then Zero grabs a hold of Mikhail... by [[BlackComedy stabbing him in the head]]. ''Ouch''.
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-->'''Zero:''' You DUMBAAAAaaaaaaaass...

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-->'''Zero:''' You DUMBAAAAaaaaaaaass...[=DUMBAAAAaaaaaaaass=]...
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* The mission objective for Five's boss battle, which has Zero go up against a giant golden crab monster: "Kill this tacky [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch S.O.B.]]"

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* The mission objective for Five's boss battle, which has Zero go up against a giant golden crab monster: "Kill this tacky [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch S.O.B.]]"]]"
* As Mikhail has just destroyed a barricade blocking the way... and the entire bridge...
-->'''Zero:''' You DUMBAAAAaaaaaaaass...
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* In route B, Zero encounters Three and is maimed by her enhanced creations. No big deal, since the flower in her eye allows her to regenerate...except then she gets pinned to a rock before she can finish.

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* In route B, Zero encounters Three and is maimed by her enhanced creations. No big deal, since the flower in her eye allows her to regenerate...except then she gets pinned to a rock before she can finish.finish.
* The mission objective for Five's boss battle, which has Zero go up against a giant golden crab monster: "Kill this tacky [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch S.O.B.]]"
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\n* In route B, Zero encounters Three and is maimed by her enhanced creations. No big deal, since the flower in her eye allows her to regenerate...except then she gets pinned to a rock before she can finish.
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* The English dubs complete and utter shamelessness at the Characters many nasty and insane personality's as well as Zero's psychopathic comments are quite funny on there own, compelled with her hatred of timed jump puzzles make it almost worth the depressing parts throughout the game.

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* The English dubs dub's complete and utter shamelessness at the Characters characters' many nasty and insane personality's personalities as well as Zero's psychopathic comments are quite funny on there own, funny, compelled with her hatred of timed jump puzzles puzzles. They make it almost worth the depressing parts throughout the game.
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* Also the random chatter that you pick up from the mook's can be pretty funny. "Is that Zero? I heard she was skinny but, damn!!!" "And I heard she was pretty but damn!!!" "Well I heard she'd kill you in her sleep so shut it."

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* Also the random chatter that you pick up from the mook's can be pretty funny. "Is that Zero? I heard she was skinny but, damn!!!" "And I heard she was pretty but damn!!!" "Well I heard she'd kill you in her sleep your sleep, so shut it."
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* Also the random chatter that you pick up from the mook's can be pretty funny. "Is that Zero? I heard she was skinny but, damn!!!" "And I heard she was pretty but damn!!!"
"Well I heard she'd kill you in her sleep so shut it."

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* Also the random chatter that you pick up from the mook's can be pretty funny. "Is that Zero? I heard she was skinny but, damn!!!" "And I heard she was pretty but damn!!!"
damn!!!" "Well I heard she'd kill you in her sleep so shut it."

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* Also the random chatter that you pick up from the mook's can be pretty funny.
"Is that Zero? I heard she was skinny but, damn!!!"
"And I heard she was pretty but damn!!!"

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* Also the random chatter that you pick up from the mook's can be pretty funny. \n "Is that Zero? I heard she was skinny but, damn!!!"
damn!!!" "And I heard she was pretty but damn!!!"




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*No one can remember the name of Mount... er, whatever, not even Michael who simply says,"It's a sacred mountain, okay."

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The English dubs complete and utter shamelessness at the Characters many nasty and insane personality's as well as Zero's psychopathic comments are quite funny on there own, compelled with her hatred of timed jump puzzles make it almost worth the depressing parts throughout the game.

Also the random chatter that you pick up from the mook's can be pretty funny. "Is that Zero? I heard she was skinny but, damn!!!"

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The *The English dubs complete and utter shamelessness at the Characters many nasty and insane personality's as well as Zero's psychopathic comments are quite funny on there own, compelled with her hatred of timed jump puzzles make it almost worth the depressing parts throughout the game.

Also *Also the random chatter that you pick up from the mook's can be pretty funny. funny.
"Is that Zero? I heard she was skinny but, damn!!!"


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The English translations complete shamelessness at the Characters many nasty and insane personality's as well as Zero's complete psychopathic comments, compelled with her hatred of timed jump puzzles make it almost worth the depressing parts throughout the game.

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The English translations dubs complete and utter shamelessness at the Characters many nasty and insane personality's as well as Zero's complete psychopathic comments, comments are quite funny on there own, compelled with her hatred of timed jump puzzles make it almost worth the depressing parts throughout the game.
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The English translations complete shamelessness at the Characters many nasty and insane personality's as well as Zero's complete psychopathic comments, compelled with her hatred of timed jump puzzles make it almost worth the depressing parts throughout the game.

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The English translations complete shamelessness at the Characters many nasty and insane personality's as well as Zero's complete psychopathic comments, compelled with her hatred of timed jump puzzles make it almost worth the depressing parts throughout the game.game.

Also the random chatter that you pick up from the mook's can be pretty funny. "Is that Zero? I heard she was skinny but, damn!!!"
"And I heard she was pretty but damn!!!"
"Well I heard she'd kill you in her sleep so shut it."
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The English translations complete shamelessness at the Characters many nasty and insane things as well as Zero's complete psychopathic comments, compelled with her hatred of timed jump puzzles make it almost worth the depressing parts throughout the game.

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The English translations complete shamelessness at the Characters many nasty and insane things personality's as well as Zero's complete psychopathic comments, compelled with her hatred of timed jump puzzles make it almost worth the depressing parts throughout the game.
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The English translations complete shamelessness at the Characters many nasty and insane things as well as Zero's complete psychopathic comments, compelled with her hatred of timed jump puzzles make it almost worth the depressing parts throughout the game.

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