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---> '''Josh:''' [[WorstWhateverEver This is my worst.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Birthday. Ever.]]

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---> '''Josh:''' [[WorstWhateverEver This is my worst.]] [[ABirthdayNotABreak Birthday.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Birthday. Ever.]]
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---> '''Josh:''' [[WorstWhateverEver This is my worst.]] [[PunctuatedFor Birthday. Ever.]]

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---> '''Josh:''' [[WorstWhateverEver This is my worst.]] [[PunctuatedFor [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Birthday. Ever.]]
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* Josh running over Oprah in "Josh runs into Oprah". Here's the full scene:
--> '''Drake:''' ''(points offscreen)'' Hey, park there.
--> '''Josh:''' No, I wanna find a spot closer to the door.
--> '''Drake:''' Why?
--> '''Josh:''' Because, if we park far away, then we might have to walk too far and I could get sweaty. And I am ''not'' meeting Oprah with pit stains!
--> '''Drake:''' ''({{Beat}}; Grabs the wheel)'' Just park the car already!
--> ''(The two start fighting over the wheel)''
--> '''Josh:''' Would you let go of my wheel?
--> '''Drake:''' No! Just park!
--> '''Josh:''' ''(unintentionally hits the gas pedal)'' Dude! ''COME ON!!''
--> '''Drake:''' Hey watch it! '''WATCH IT!!!'''
--> ''(The car runs into Oprah, to Josh's horror and Drake's shock. Oprah's supporters gasp at the sight.)''
--> '''Female Agent:''' OPRAH!!! Oprah! Somebody call for help!
--> '''Josh:''' '''I RAN OVER''' '''''OPRAH!!!'''''
** The following scene after:
---> '''Josh:''' [[WorstWhateverEver This is my worst.]] [[PunctuatedFor Birthday. Ever.]]
---> '''Drake:''' [[CaptainObvious 'Cause you ran over Oprah?]]
---> '''Josh:''' [[SarcasmMode No, 'cause it's a little humid--]] [[BigYes YES!]] 'CAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!

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--> '''Josh''': One one-thousand, two one-thousand, three one-thousand. '''BREATHE!'''

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--> ---> '''Josh''': One one-thousand, two one-thousand, three one-thousand. '''BREATHE!''''''BREATHE!'''
*** Prior to that...
----> '''Drake:''' No, that hamster ''cannot'' be dead! If that hamster's dead, ''we're'' dead, 'cause Megan's gonna kill us!
----> '''Josh:''' ''(stammering)'' What can ''I'' do about it?!
----> '''Drake:''' I don't know! You watch ''O.R''! Fix him!
----> '''Josh:''' Okay, okay ummm...Alright! I need ZBC, Chem 7, chest-filled---
----> '''Drake:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution JUST GIVE HIM CPR!!!]]
----> '''Josh:''' Oh, alright!
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*** Josh tries to attach the note to the squirrel's tail. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=navu3Nbb_rs Then it attacks him.]]
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** One guy knocking out another moviegoer.

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** One During the fight, one guy knocking knocks out another moviegoer.
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** One guy sucker punches another guy so hard, he gets knocked out.

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** One guy sucker punches knocking out another guy so hard, he gets knocked out.moviegoer.
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** This exchange:

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** This exchange:This:
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* In "Movie Job", Josh tries to sell more popcorn by [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory putting a golden ball in one of the popcorn buckets and whoever gets it, wins free movies for an entire month]]. Cue the Black-Friday-esque free-for-all brawl.
** Just about everything Josh says during the fight.
---> THIS IS ''NOT'' ORDERLY!!!
---> PUT THE KERNEL DOWN!
** This exchange:
---> '''Male Moviegoer:''' WHERE'S THE GOLDEN BALL?!
---> '''Josh:''' REMAIN CALM!
---> ''(Moviegoer throws popcorn into Josh's face)''
---> '''Josh:''' ''That's not calm!''
** Drake just watches the whole thing go down. Then he says this:
---> '''Drake:''' ''(to Josh)'' I'm watching...when do I start learning?
** One guy sucker punches another guy so hard, he gets knocked out.
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** Before that, the boys were working on a model rocket, but have have some trouble assembling it, so they go to Megan for help. When they turn their backs away to get a hammer, Josh accidentally sets off the rocket and it flies out the window into their neighbor’s kid’s treehouse. And then…
-->'''Drake:''' [[TemptingFate Let’s just go next door and get it back]].
-->''(the rocket explodes inside the treehouse, while Drake and Josh watch on, sporting the funniest OhCrap faces yet)''
-->'''Megan:''' Treehouse on fire?
-->'''Both boys:''' [[BigYes YEAH!!!]]
-->''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere (they run out of the room)]]''
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---> '''Josh:''' ''(takes a bag of cheese balls and imitates Drake.)'' Ooh, I'm Drake! Nutrition? Not for me! I'm just gonna eat me a whole bag of cheese balls! ''(scarfs down cheeseballs)''

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---> '''Josh:''' ''(takes a bag of cheese balls and imitates Drake.)'' Ooh, I'm Drake! Nutrition? Not for me! I'm just gonna eat me a whole big 'ol bag of cheese balls! ''(scarfs down cheeseballs)''
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---> '''Josh:''' ''(takes a bag of cheese balls and imitates Drake.'' Ooh, I'm Drake! Nutrition? Not for me! I'm just gonna eat me a whole bag of cheese balls! ''(scarfs down cheeseballs)''

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---> '''Josh:''' ''(takes a bag of cheese balls and imitates Drake.'' )'' Ooh, I'm Drake! Nutrition? Not for me! I'm just gonna eat me a whole bag of cheese balls! ''(scarfs down cheeseballs)''



---> ''[[OhCrap (Josh proceeds to take out a vacuum to suck the cheeseball crumbs off his mouth)]]''

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---> ''[[OhCrap (Josh proceeds to take out a vacuum to suck the cheeseball crumbs off his mouth)]]''tongue)]]''
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--> '''Drake:''' ''(imitating Josh)'' Ooh, look at me, I'm Josh! I play video games all day long! Girls? No, thank you, man! I got me a video game!
--> '''Josh:''' ''(takes a bag of cheese balls and imitates Drake.'' Ooh, I'm Drake! Nutrition? Not for me! I'm just gonna eat me a whole bag of cheese balls! ''(scarfs down cheeseballs)''
--> '''Drake:''' [[NowYouTellMe Which you're allergic to.]]
--> ''[[OhCrap (Josh proceeds to take out a vacuum to suck the cheeseball crumbs off his mouth)]]''

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--> ---> '''Drake:''' ''(imitating Josh)'' Ooh, look at me, I'm Josh! I play video games all day long! Girls? No, thank you, man! I got me a video game!
--> ---> '''Josh:''' ''(takes a bag of cheese balls and imitates Drake.'' Ooh, I'm Drake! Nutrition? Not for me! I'm just gonna eat me a whole bag of cheese balls! ''(scarfs down cheeseballs)''
--> ---> '''Drake:''' [[NowYouTellMe Which you're allergic to.]]
--> ---> ''[[OhCrap (Josh proceeds to take out a vacuum to suck the cheeseball crumbs off his mouth)]]''

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** In the same episode, Drake and Josh mock each other for their habits, eating junk food and videogame playing respectively.
--> '''Drake:''' ''(imitating Josh)'' Ooh, look at me, I'm Josh! I play video games all day long! Girls? No, thank you, man! I got me a video game!
--> '''Josh:''' ''(takes a bag of cheese balls and imitates Drake.'' Ooh, I'm Drake! Nutrition? Not for me! I'm just gonna eat me a whole bag of cheese balls! ''(scarfs down cheeseballs)''
--> '''Drake:''' [[NowYouTellMe Which you're allergic to.]]
--> ''[[OhCrap (Josh proceeds to take out a vacuum to suck the cheeseball crumbs off his mouth)]]''



'''Helen:''' ''(Impressed)'' Pip pip da doodly-doo! ''(To Crazy Steve)'' I'm gonna start sayin that.

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'''Helen:''' ''(Impressed)'' Pip pip da doodly-doo! ''(To Crazy Steve)'' I'm gonna start sayin sayin' that.
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* In "Tree House", the boys build a new treehouse for the neighbor kid, only for them to get trapped inside because Drake didn't put in a door. What follows is [[MemeticMutation one of the most famous scenes of the show]]:

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* In "Tree House", the boys build a new treehouse for the neighbor kid, only for them to get trapped inside because Drake didn't put in a door.door and [[FailedaSpotCheck Josh thought the drawing was a real door]]. What follows is [[MemeticMutation one of the most famous scenes of the show]]:
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'''Josh:'''[[SarcasmMode Oh]], '''''[[SarcasmMode DO YA]]!?'''''

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'''Josh:'''[[SarcasmMode '''Josh:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh]], '''''[[SarcasmMode DO YA]]!?'''''
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'''Josh:'''Oh, '''''DO YA!?'''''

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'''Josh:'''Oh, '''''DO YA!?''''''''Josh:'''[[SarcasmMode Oh]], '''''[[SarcasmMode DO YA]]!?'''''
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'''Josh:'''[[SarcasmMode Oh, '''''DO YA!?''''']]

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'''Josh:'''[[SarcasmMode Oh, '''Josh:'''Oh, '''''DO YA!?''''']]YA!?'''''
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'''Josh:'''[[SarcasmMode Oh, '''''DO YA]]!?'''''

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'''Josh:'''[[SarcasmMode Oh, '''''DO YA]]!?'''''YA!?''''']]
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'''Josh:''' Oh, '''''DO YA!?'''''

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'''Josh:''' '''Josh:'''[[SarcasmMode Oh, '''''DO YA!?'''''YA]]!?'''''
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'''Josh:''' ''(interrupting)'' I told you how important this was to me. I told you that this was my last chance to impress Mindy's parents! I spent like two days working on this dinner, and 300 bucks on a dumb harpist (turning to address her) '''who at this point should [[PunctuatedForEmphasis STOP. PLAYING!]]''' ''(the harpist stops)'' And I don't even care what you think of Mindy, 'cause she is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, and I can't date her because you wrecked it! Alright? You wrecked my dinner, you wrecked my $100 ice sculpture, and you wrecked my relationship!\\

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'''Josh:''' ''(interrupting)'' I told you how important this was to me. I told you that this was my last chance to impress Mindy's parents! I spent like two days working on this dinner, and 300 bucks on a dumb harpist (turning to address her) '''who at this point should [[PunctuatedForEmphasis STOP. PLAYING!]]''' ''(the harpist stops)'' And I don't even care what you think of Mindy, 'cause she is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, and I can't date her because you wrecked it! Alright? You wrecked my dinner, you wrecked my $100 ice sculpture, {{sculpture|s}}, and you wrecked my relationship!\\
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'''Drake:''' It goes right there. See? [[WhatAnIdiot I drew it with a magic marker.]]\\

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'''Drake:''' It goes right there. See? [[WhatAnIdiot I drew it with a magic marker.]]\\\\



'''Josh:''' (interrupting) I told you how important this was to me. I told you that this was my last chance to impress Mindy's parents! I spent like two days working on this dinner, and 300 bucks on a dumb harpist (turning to address her) '''who at this point should [[PunctuatedForEmphasis STOP. PLAYING!]]''' (the harpist stops) And I don't even care what you think of Mindy, 'cause she is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, and I can't date her because you wrecked it! Alright? You wrecked my dinner, you wrecked my $100 ice sculpture, and you wrecked my relationship!\\
'''Drake:''' (beat) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You spent $100 on ice?]]\\
'''Josh:''' (Yells and attacks Drake)

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'''Josh:''' (interrupting) ''(interrupting)'' I told you how important this was to me. I told you that this was my last chance to impress Mindy's parents! I spent like two days working on this dinner, and 300 bucks on a dumb harpist (turning to address her) '''who at this point should [[PunctuatedForEmphasis STOP. PLAYING!]]''' (the ''(the harpist stops) stops)'' And I don't even care what you think of Mindy, 'cause she is the greatest thing that ever happened to me, and I can't date her because you wrecked it! Alright? You wrecked my dinner, you wrecked my $100 ice sculpture, and you wrecked my relationship!\\
'''Drake:''' (beat) ''(beat)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You spent $100 on ice?]]\\
'''Josh:''' (Yells ''(Yells and attacks Drake)Drake)''
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'''Crazy Steve:''' Come on Dora! Andale, andale! Mas rapido! You call yourself an explora!?\\

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'''Crazy Steve:''' Come on Dora! [[GratuitousSpanish Andale, andale! Mas rapido! rapido]]! You call yourself an explora!?\\
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* When sneaking into a club, Drake devises some fake names: [[AwesomeMcCoolname Jefferson Steelflex and Alvin Yakitori]].

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* When sneaking into a club, Drake devises some fake names: [[AwesomeMcCoolname [[WhoNamesTheirKidDude Jefferson Steelflex and Alvin Yakitori]].
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** "Awwww. He's playing dead!"

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** "Awwww. [[PlayingPossum He's playing dead!"dead!"]]
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** "THERE WAS NO NOTE!"
** "I THOUGHT WE SETTLED THIS!"

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** *** "THERE WAS NO NOTE!"
** *** [[HereWeGoAgain "I THOUGHT WE SETTLED THIS!"THIS!"]]
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--> '''Drake''': Why are you dressed like, Queen Latifa?

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--> '''Drake''': Why are you dressed like, Queen Latifa?Latifah?
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--> '''Drake''': Why are you dressed like, Queen Latifa?

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