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*** [[FridgeBrilliance One could interpret the scene]] as LaserGuidedKarma for Walter for putting the boys into this situation to begin with.
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*** When Drake asks for Walter's cellphone, the latter says he dropped it when the duo captured him. This prompts Drake to put the tape back on his mouth.

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*** When Drake asks for Walter's cellphone, the latter says he dropped it when the duo captured him. This He demands an explanation to what's going on; this prompts Drake to put the tape back on his mouth.mouth since explaining would take too long.
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'''Drake:''' They ''cannot'' find that out\\

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'''Drake:''' They ''cannot'' find that out\\out.\\
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** '''"CLOSE THE LAPTOP AND PUT DOWN THE GUITAR!"'''
** When the boys are sent to the SS program, Walter tells them that they need to start acting like men. [[HypocriticalHumour Says the guy wearing]] ''[[{{Irony}} a prom dress]]'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext for some reason.]]

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** When Blaze catches them using the phone, they cover up the real reason by saying that their calling their crime buddies to help them with the next scheme: kidnapping the governor of San Diego. This prompts Blaze to call his friends over.

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** When Blaze catches them using the phone, they cover up the real reason by saying that their they're calling their crime buddies to help them with the next scheme: kidnapping the [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger governor of San Diego. Diego]]. This prompts Blaze to call his friends over.over.
*** For a little bit of FridgeBrilliance, Arnold Schwarzenegger (former governor of California) used to be a bodybuilder. That would explain why Blaze is taken aback by the boys' "scheme".
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**** Later on, [[SomethingWeForgot Drake and Josh realize they forgot they left him there]] while they dealt with Blaze and his posse, and we're treated to a brief CutawayGag of Walter trying to break out.
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''(Drake yanks Josh's "arm" off with a SickeningCrunch. [[MassOhCrap Blaze and his gang react in horror]]. One of the thieves [[ICantLookGesture hides into the chest of another thief. Drake then takes a bite out of Josh's "finger" and spits it out]])''\\

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''(Drake yanks Josh's "arm" off with a SickeningCrunch. [[MassOhCrap Blaze and his gang react in horror]]. One of the thieves [[ICantLookGesture hides into the chest of another thief. ]] Drake then takes a bite out of Josh's "finger" and spits it out]])''\\out)''\\
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*** When the duo hatch a plan to drive Blaze and his gang out of the house, they leave Walter in the closest, to his ''immense displeasure''.

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*** When the duo hatch a plan to drive Blaze and his gang out of the house, they leave Walter in the closest, closet, to his ''immense displeasure''.
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'''Blaze:''' ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'M GETTING OUTTA THIS PLACE!!!]]''

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'''Blaze:''' ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere '''''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'M GETTING OUTTA THIS PLACE!!!]]''PLACE!!!]]'''''
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*** The sounds Josh makes when Drake does an AngryCollarGrab.
*** This. ''Just. This:''
----> '''Drake:''' How you gonna grab the governor with that?\\
''(Drake yanks Josh's "arm" off with a SickeningCrunch. [[MassOhCrap Blaze and his gang react in horror]]. One of the thieves [[ICantLookGesture hides into the chest of another thief. Drake then takes a bite out of Josh's "finger" and spits it out]])''\\
'''Blue Thief:''' [[AnArmAndALeg He yanked his hand right off!]]\\
'''Orange Thief:''' And ate his ''[[{{Fingore}} finger!]]''\\
'''Bald Thief:''' ''[[AxCrazy That dude is PSYCHO!]]''\\
'''Blaze:''' ''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'M GETTING OUTTA THIS PLACE!!!]]''
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** Josh asks one of Blaze's friends how he got the cuffs off. His answer?
---> '''Blue Thief:''' ''Never look me in the eye.''\\
'''Josh:''' ''(now looking away from him)'' Message received.
** When Walter pulls up to the house, one of the thieves describes him as "a goofy-lookin' dude in a really bad shirt", followed by the duo muttering "Dad..." under their breath.
** When Drake and Josh capture Walter ([[CruelToBeKind as a way to keep him safe from the criminals]]) Josh says: "Good call, good call! Let's go [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial old guy we don't know!]]"
** This exchange when the duo shove Walter in the closet:
---> '''Josh:''' What're we gonna do?!\\
'''Drake:''' I don't know!\\
'''Josh:''' If [Blaze and his gang] find out we're not real criminals--\\
'''Drake:''' They ''cannot'' find that out\\
'''Josh:''' ''(whining tone)'' BUT I DON'T WANNA KIDNAP THE GOVERNOR!\\
'''Walter:''' ''(BoundAndGagged)'' ''Kidnap the'' '''''Governor?!'''''
*** When Drake asks for Walter's cellphone, the latter says he dropped it when the duo captured him. This prompts Drake to put the tape back on his mouth.
*** When the duo hatch a plan to drive Blaze and his gang out of the house, they leave Walter in the closest, to his ''immense displeasure''.
----> '''Drake:''' Here. ''(gives him a ball of yarn)'' Play with this yarn.
** Drake and Josh's ''entire'' [[FakeAFight Fake Fight]] to drive the criminals away.
*** [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Don't beat that boy with a banana!"]]
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-->'''Josh:''' (barely restrained frustration) Drake?\\

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-->'''Josh:''' (barely (''barely restrained frustration) frustration'') Drake?\\
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'''Josh:''' I said cinnamon. ''Cinnamon!''\\

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'''Josh:''' I said cinnamon. ''Cinnamon!''\\cinnamon! '''''Cinnamon!'''''\\
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** What makes the scene even better is that when Josh finds out that Drake put cumin in the waffles, [[SkewedPriorities he decides to pull him outside the kitchen to berate him for his mistake]], while ''[[SkewedPriorities Walter has an allergy attack!]]'' During the above conversation, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent you can hear Walter's wheezing]].

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** What makes the scene even better is that when Josh finds out that Drake put cumin in the waffles, [[SkewedPriorities he decides to pull him outside the kitchen to berate him for his mistake]], while ''[[SkewedPriorities Walter has an allergy attack!]]'' You can even see Walter trying to get Josh's attention as he pulls Drake out of the kitchen. During the above conversation, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent you can hear Walter's wheezing]].
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** What makes the scene even better is that when Josh finds out that Drake put cumin in the waffles, [[SkewedPriorites he decides to pull him outside the kitchen to berate him for his mistake]], while ''[[SkewedPriorities Walter has an allergy attack!]]'' During the above conversation, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent you can hear Walter's wheezing]].

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** What makes the scene even better is that when Josh finds out that Drake put cumin in the waffles, [[SkewedPriorites [[SkewedPriorities he decides to pull him outside the kitchen to berate him for his mistake]], while ''[[SkewedPriorities Walter has an allergy attack!]]'' During the above conversation, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent you can hear Walter's wheezing]].
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** What makes the scene even better is that when Josh finds out that Drake put cumin in the waffles, [[SkewedPriorites he decides to pull him outside the kitchen to berate him for his mistake]], while ''[[SkewedPriorities Walter has an allergy attack!]]'' During the above conversation, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent you can hear Walter's wheezing]].
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'''Josh:''' A HUGE mistake! [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Alright, Dad's allergic to cumin, I mean, he's probably in there dying right now.]] ''(Beat; hears his dad's wheezing)'' '''''[[OhCrap DAD!]]'''''
** Walter's wheezing from his allergy attack. He sounds like a [[Literature/{{Carrie}} pig getting slaughtered by Chris Hargensen]].

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'''Josh:''' A HUGE mistake! [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Alright, Dad's allergic to cumin, I mean, he's probably in there dying right now.]] ''(Beat; [[SomethingWeForgot hears his dad's wheezing)'' wheezing]])'' '''''[[OhCrap DAD!]]'''''
** Walter's wheezing from his allergy attack. He sounds like a barking seal, mixed with a [[Literature/{{Carrie}} pig getting slaughtered by Chris Hargensen]].

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'''Audrey:''' ''(also in an angry tone)'' LATER!

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'''Audrey:''' ''(also in an angry tone)'' LATER!LATER!\\
(both leave in a huff and Drake takes a bite out of the waffle)\\
'''Drake:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I like it]].\\
[[EnragedByIdiocy (Josh takes the waffle and throws it into the living room)]]

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** Walter's wheezing from his allergy attack. He sounds like a [[Literature/Carrie pig getting slaughtered by Chris Hargensen]].

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** Walter's wheezing from his allergy attack. He sounds like a [[Literature/Carrie [[Literature/{{Carrie}} pig getting slaughtered by Chris Hargensen]].



'''Josh:''' It looks thicker.\\
'''Drake:''' Anyone want a tangelo?\\

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'''Josh:''' It looks thicker.\\
thicker.
--->'''Audrey:''' If you want to know why I'm not happy, it's because when I got in the shower this morning, I found one of these again. ''(holds out a clump of hair)''\\
'''Walter:''' So I left a little hair in the drain.\\
'''Josh:''' How 'bout those Red Sox? They're good, right?\\
'''Audrey:''' When I take my morning shower, I do not enjoy ''stepping on a hamster!''\\
'''Drake:''' Anyone ''(brings out a tangelo)'' Hey, anyone want a tangelo?\\



'''Drake:''' (fake British accent) Ello.

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'''Drake:''' (fake British accent) Ello.\\
'''Walter:''' ''(stands up)'' You know what? I'm going to work.\\
'''Audrey:''' Fine. Why don't you take this [the hair clump] with you? I think it might be "Take your Hairball to Work Day"!
--->'''Walter:''' ''(in an angry tone)'' SEE YA!\\
'''Audrey:''' ''(also in an angry tone)'' LATER!

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* The entire cumin waffle scene. Some highlights include:
-->'''Drake:''' You told me to put cumin in his waffles.\\
'''Josh:''' I said cinnamon. Cinnamon!\\
'''Josh:''' We were flavoring a waffle, not a chimichanga!\\

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* The entire cumin waffle scene. Some highlights include:
-->'''Drake:'''
To recap, Drake and Josh think that Walter is having an affair. To show him how much Audrey loves him, they make a waffle breakfast for him and claim that Audrey made it. The plan quickly goes awry when Drake [[SimilarItemConfusion uses cumin instead of cinnamon sugar]]. And to make matters worse, Walter is revealed to be allergic to cumin.
--> '''Josh:''' You put cumin in his waffles?!\\
'''Drake:'''
You told me to put cumin in his waffles.\\
waffles!\\
'''Josh:''' I said cinnamon. Cinnamon!\\
''Cinnamon!''\\
'''Drake:''' What's the difference?\\
'''Josh:''' EVERYTHING! Cinnamon is sweet and delicious, cumin is a Mexican spice! We were flavoring flavouring a waffle, not a chimichanga!\\''chimichanga!''\\
'''Drake:''' ''(stammering)'' So...I made a little mistake.\\
'''Josh:''' A HUGE mistake! [[ExplainExplainOhCrap Alright, Dad's allergic to cumin, I mean, he's probably in there dying right now.]] ''(Beat; hears his dad's wheezing)'' '''''[[OhCrap DAD!]]'''''
** Walter's wheezing from his allergy attack. He sounds like a [[Literature/Carrie pig getting slaughtered by Chris Hargensen]].
** The aftermath that follows:
---> '''Audrey:''' Walter. I am ''not'' happy.\\
'''Walter:''' Why, 'cause your ''demon waffles'' didn't kill me?!\\
'''Audrey:''' What?\\
'''Josh:''' Your hair looks pretty!\\
'''Walter:''' You know I'm allergic to cumin!\\
'''Audrey:''' So? What does that have to do with anything?\\
'''Drake:''' ''(examining his thumbs)'' You think my thumbs are the same size?\\
'''Josh:''' It looks thicker.\\



'''Josh:''' Mmm, half tangerine, half elo.\\

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'''Josh:''' Mmm, half tangerine, half half...elo.\\
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* In "Movie Job", Josh tries to sell more popcorn by [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory putting a golden ball in one of the popcorn buckets and whoever gets it, wins free movies for an entire month]]. Cue the Black-Friday-esque free-for-all brawl.

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* In "Movie Job", Josh tries to sell more popcorn by [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory putting a golden ball in one ten of the popcorn buckets buckets, and whoever gets it, one wins free movies for an entire month]]. Cue the Black-Friday-esque free-for-all brawl.
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** After the above gag, Drake says he'll try to pilot the copter himself since he played "Helicopter Rescue". There's just one problem...
---> '''Josh:''' That's a video game!\\
'''Drake:''' So?! [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext If I can land a military helicopter on the Empire State Building, rescue the princess while giant lobsters are shooting at me,]] I think I can land this thing on a freeway, alright?!\\
'''Josh:''' I won't argue with ''that'' [[InsaneTrollLogic logic]]!
*** Drake thinks that the first thing they should do is turn off the auto-pilot switch. The copter begins to tilt and the boys scream for dear life.
----> '''Josh:''' ''FLIP IT UP!!!'' [[MotorMouth Flipitup! Flipitup! Flipitup! Flipitup! Flipitup! Flipitup!]] '''FLIP IT UP!''' '''''FLIP IT UUUPPPP!!!'''''
**** The follow exchange after the ordeal:
----> '''Drake:''' Okay, [[ImNotDoingThatAgain let's never do that again]].\\
'''Josh:''' Deal.
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--> '''Josh:''' I'm ''not'' sticking my nose down there!

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--> ---> '''Josh:''' I'm ''not'' sticking my nose down there!
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*** When Josh complies, he ends up sneezing on the phone. His reason? [[PlotAllergy Allergy Season]].
** When Blaze catches them using the phone, they cover up the real reason by saying that their calling their crime buddies to help them with the next scheme: kidnapping the governor of San Diego. This prompts Blaze to call his friends over.

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[[NotSoAboveItAll Josh]]: I have heard that.

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[[NotSoAboveItAll Josh]]: '''[[NotSoAboveItAll Josh]]:''' I have heard that.that.
* In "Steered Straight", Drake and Josh get tangled with real criminals when the two get put into the aforementioned program.
** When a criminal named Blaze hijacks the police cruiser, Drake and Josh get him to drive them home so that they can call 9-1-1. The problem? The two are handcuffed, which makes it hard to dial, so Drake decides to hold the phone ''behind his butt'' and lets Josh dial the phone ''with his nose!''
--> '''Josh:''' I'm ''not'' sticking my nose down there!
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** Before getting in the copter, Vince (the pilot) shows Drake his method of skydiving: squat, pray, leap, [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud ahhh]] (scream all the way) and touchdown. He calls this [[FunWithAcronyms S.P.L.A.T.]].
---> '''[[DumbassHasAPoint Drake]]:''' That spells "splat".
---> '''Vince:''' [[DidntThinkThisThrough Aw, man...]]
*** Note that Vince forgets the important part of skydiving; ''activating the parachute''. Whoever follows this method would ''definitely'' go splat.
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* The ending of the "Dr. Phyllis Show" where Drake admits that he learned his lesson from using Liza Tupper back in "Playing The Field" since she was a bad kisser and unintelligent. Dr. Phyllis ''Tupper'' reveals that her daughter. Drake is clearly uncomfortable and tries to leave, only for Dr. Phyllis to assault him while on camera, and Josh for trying to break up the fight.
** Just the fact that Liza Tupper's reputation as a bad kisser is so notorious, it got back to [[UnconvincinglyUnpopularCharacter Josh]].
--> '''Drake:''' Liza Tupper, worst kisser ever.\\
[[NotSoAboveItAll Josh]]: I have heard that.
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----> '''Josh:''' Okay, okay ummm...Alright! I need ZBC, Chem 7, chest-filled---
----> '''Drake:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution JUST GIVE HIM CPR!!!]]

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----> '''Josh:''' Okay, okay ummm...Alright! I need ZBC, Chem 7, chest-filled---
chest-filled--
----> '''Drake:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution OH, JUST GIVE HIM CPR!!!]]

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