History Funny / DraculaDeadAndLovingIt

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQtDFTUm370&feature=related The dance scene]].

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fFnJNC0K0w whole exchange]] between Jonathan and Van Helsing when Jonathan has to kill Lucy. Van Helsing tells Jonathan that he (Jonathan) must be the one to do it, and sets Jonathan up in front of the body with a stake and mallet. Van Helsing then goes to stand behind a pillar, and Jonathan bangs the stake into her heart and a veritable ''[[BloodyHilarious geyser]]'' [[BloodyHilarious of blood erupts, drenching him.]]

* Lucy, now a vampire, [[VampiresAreSexGods attempts to seduce Jonathan]]. Jonathan defends with BritishStuffiness! Lucy [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHUvta6_V-E counters]] with GagBoobs (which are also British)!

-->'''Dracula''': Renfield, ''I'' fly. ''You''... don't.

'''Van Helsing''': And gynaecology.\\

** ** From the same scene, Van Helsing tells Jonathan that Lucy has to be killed by someone who loved her in life. Jonathan protests that he merely liked Lucy, prompting a "close enough" from Van Helsing.

* The funniest moment in the entire movie may be the "hypnosis" scene as a whole, when Dracula, standing outside of the house, [[https://youtu.be/Z9nDB4kQVyw tries to guide Mina out of her bedroom.]] ("Walk to the door. ...Mina. [[AmbiguousSyntax You are in the closet]].")

-->'''Jonathan''': [''bangs the stake again and is further drenched'']
-->'''Van Helsing''': She's almost dead!
-->'''Jonathan''': She's ''dead enough.'' ''[chucks the hammer over his shoulder]''
** The scene was also, it should be noted, EnforcedMethodActing. Steven Weber had ''no idea'' how much stage blood was going to be shooting out, and you can tell he's struggling to keep a straight face. After the second burst, he's wearing a look that screams that "I should have seen it coming."

'''Van Helsing''': Such arrogance... it is easy to see why the [[DeadlyDecadentCourt decadent aristocracy]] is dying out in that part of the world. (''[[OverlyLongGag Opens the door to shout Moldavian]]'') Gentlemen, our work is not done. The vampire is still among us. You must remember, he is cunning, he has the wisdom of ''centuries'', and above-all, he will never give up!\\

*** Apparently, the "she's ''dead enough''" line was a ThrowItIn by Weber. Supported by him completely dropping his (otherwise serviceable) fake British accent.

* The epic nods to the two lines from [[Film/{{Dracula1931}} the original Bela Lugosi film]] that seem ''mandatory'' in any adaptation ever since:

** [[IDoNotDrinkWine "I never drink... wine."]] ''({{Beat}})'' [[SubvertedTrope "Oh, what the hell."]]

'''Dr. Seward''': Oh, I didn't know you had your hand in that, too.

* The funniest moment in the entire movie may be the "hypnosis" scene as a whole, when Dracula, standing outside of the house, [[https://youtu.be/Z9nDB4kQVyw tries to guide Mina out of her bedroom.]] ("Walk to the door. ...Mina, you are in the closet.")

'''Dracula:''' ''(fast and annoyed))'' ''[[MotorMouth Youwillbemybridethroughouteternity, we'llsharetheendlesspassionofimmortallove.]]''

--->'''Dracula:''' You will be my bride throughout eternity. We'll share the endless passion of immortal love.\\

'''Dracula:''' ''[[MotorMouth Youwillbemybridethroughouteternity, we'llsharetheendlesspassionofimmortallove.]]''

* Dracula's [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=468o-tZpYLA attempt to hypnotize the attendant]] at the opera, telling her to tell Dr. Seward there's a message for him in the lobby, as a pretense for Dracula to meet him. Then as she approaches the curtain to Seward's booth...

* Lucy, now a vampire, [[VampiresAreSexGods attempts to seduce Jonathan]]. Jonathan defends with BritishStuffiness! Lucy counters with GagBoobs (which are also British)!

* Dracula's attempt to hypnotize the attendant at the opera, telling her to tell Dr. Seward there's a message for him in the lobby, as a pretense for Dracula to meet him. Then as she approaches the curtain to Seward's booth...

* The whole exchange between Jonathan and Van Helsing when Jonathan has to kill Lucy. Van Helsing tells Jonathan that he (Jonathan) must be the one to do it, and sets Jonathan up in front of the body with a stake and mallet. Van Helsing then goes to stand behind a pillar, and Jonathan bangs the stake into her heart and a veritable ''[[BloodyHilarious geyser]]'' [[BloodyHilarious of blood erupts, drenching him.]]

*** Apparently, the "she's ''dead enough''" line was a ThrowItIn by Weber.

* The funniest moment in the entire movie may be the "hypnosis" scene as a whole, when Dracula, standing outside of the house, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vULYUy4buw tries to guide Mina out of her bedroom.]] ("Walk to the door. ...Mina, you are in the closet.")

* Renfield: Master! Master! (Beat) I mean, Mister! Mister!

** Just before that, Dracula walks by, casually glances in, goes on...then zips back when he realizes what's going on.

-->'''Dracula:''' You will be my bride throughout eternity. We'll share the endless passion of immortal love.\\

** "Children Of The Night!... What mess they make!"

* Lucy, now a vampire, [[VampiresAreSexGods attempts to seduce Jonathan]]. Jonathan defends with BritishStuffiness! Lucy counters with GagBoobs!