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***And all the reasons I give.
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** And I sure gave a new meaning to the phrase "Dancing with death".

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** And I sure gave a new meaning to the phrase "Dancing with death".death".
* When Cable came and bored me to death with his warnings from the future. "Press X To make it stop."

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** Like when I called up NolanNorth on the phone. Weirdest conversation I've had in a while.
** Or how about that time when I bitchslapped Wolverine for like a minute straight while trying to wake him up? Turns out the dude's a heavy sleeper. Who knew?

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** Like when I called up NolanNorth on the phone. Weirdest conversation I've had in a while.
while. And when that guy tells me he wants to create and altenative version where I don't like boobs :
--> '''Me''': Well, [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck You]] Nolah.
** "Dude, [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck]] Math!!"
** Or how about that time when I bitchslapped Wolverine for like a minute straight while trying to wake him up? Turns out the dude's a heavy sleeper. Who knew?knew? And if you slap him longer you get a trophy!!
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* [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine "Okay, the people are dead."]]

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* [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine "Okay, the people are dead."]]"]]
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!!Deadpool, the video game:
* Can't I just say "all of it" and save space? No? Fine. My game had tons of funny moments ...
** Like when I called up NolanNorth on the phone. Weirdest conversation I've had in a while.
** Or how about that time when I bitchslapped Wolverine for like a minute straight while trying to wake him up? Turns out the dude's a heavy sleeper. Who knew?
** Normally budgets aren't something to joke about, but you gotta admit, it was pretty funny when the budget ran out and the game turned 8-bit for a while.
** Also:
-->'''White Speech Bubble''': "What's the sound of one robotic arm clapping?"
-->'''Deadpool''': "Dubstep?"
** And I sure gave a new meaning to the phrase "Dancing with death".
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* [[http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/1808/546533-deadpool29p14_super.jpg "The - chicken - said - peep!"]]

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* [[http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/1808/546533-deadpool29p14_super.[[http://i381.photobucket.com/albums/oo252/Belthizor/546533-deadpool29p14_super.jpg "The - chicken - said - peep!"]]
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* In a recent Deadpool Team Up, I was paired with Machine Man, aka [[{{Nextwave}} Aaron (@*&! Stack]]. The issue started with me working on [[AbnormalAmmo a gun that shoots rabid hamsters into people's faces.]] And things only get nuttier from there. The issue included the following, in no particular order: Machine Man bursting into my not so secret anymore headquarters to make me pay the money I owe an insurance company for all the money I've cost them, me shooting Machine Man in the face with the previously mentioned Rabid Hamster Gun, him convincing me to work with him to take on a villain that was about to cost the insurance company in one day more than I have in all of my illustrious career (thus far, but then, I haven't actually been trying to make them lose money... yet), me and Machine Man causing more than a little property damage taking on a Puppet Master wannabe, me considering working with the puppet master (I could have had Osborne and Cable have a slap fight to the death for my entertainment, or have the cast of The Facts Of Life hold a lingerie pillow fight... TO THE DEATH!!!), both of us picking on the wannabe for looking like a girl, me getting mind controlled and nearly eating a grenade,(not really, I was just kidding around. Besides, have you ever eaten a grenade? I have. It's actually kinda neat. After like a second, it quits hurting until I regenerate most of my nervous system), then Machine Man ruining my fun by stopping the puppet master by [[BodyHorror remodeling one of the Puppet Master's puppets to work on him, causing one hostage unbearable agony in the process]], me throwing the puppet out the window, and finally, me using the puppet master's magic puppets to hold a rabid hamster dance party. Ah, good times, good times.

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* In a recent one Deadpool Team Up, I was paired with Machine Man, aka [[{{Nextwave}} Aaron (@*&! Stack]]. The issue started with me working on [[AbnormalAmmo a gun that shoots rabid hamsters into people's faces.]] And things only get nuttier from there. The issue included the following, in no particular order: Machine Man bursting into my not so secret anymore headquarters to make me pay the money I owe an insurance company for all the money I've cost them, me shooting Machine Man in the face with the previously mentioned Rabid Hamster Gun, him convincing me to work with him to take on a villain that was about to cost the insurance company in one day more than I have in all of my illustrious career (thus far, but then, I haven't actually been trying to make them lose money... yet), me and Machine Man causing more than a little property damage taking on a Puppet Master wannabe, me considering working with the puppet master (I could have had Osborne and Cable have a slap fight to the death for my entertainment, or have the cast of The Facts Of Life hold a lingerie pillow fight... TO THE DEATH!!!), both of us picking on the wannabe for looking like a girl, me getting mind controlled and nearly eating a grenade,(not really, I was just kidding around. Besides, have you ever eaten a grenade? I have. It's actually kinda neat. After like a second, it quits hurting until I regenerate most of my nervous system), then Machine Man ruining my fun by stopping the puppet master by [[BodyHorror remodeling one of the Puppet Master's puppets to work on him, causing one hostage unbearable agony in the process]], me throwing the puppet out the window, and finally, me using the puppet master's magic puppets to hold a rabid hamster dance party. Ah, good times, good times.



* In a recent Deadpool Team-up, I got to work with one of my favorite heroes (asides from myself, of course, but hey, I get to work with me whether I want to or not, so that doesn't count), Thor! I got to be pummeled by The Mighty Thor! [[{{Squee}} *Fanboy Squee!*]]

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* In a recent one Deadpool Team-up, I got to work with one of my favorite heroes (asides from myself, of course, but hey, I get to work with me whether I want to or not, so that doesn't count), Thor! I got to be pummeled by The Mighty Thor! [[{{Squee}} *Fanboy Squee!*]]
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* This exchange in a recent Cable (he's so dreamy!) comic:

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* This exchange in a recent Cable (he's so dreamy!) comic:
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* Two words: [[http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/36724/791891-deadpool_super.gif RESPAWN LOL.]] Me 1, Norman Osborn: 0.
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* [[XMenOriginsWolverine "Okay, the people are dead."]]

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* [[XMenOriginsWolverine [[Film/XMenOriginsWolverine "Okay, the people are dead."]]
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* "It was a routine assignment...", said one of my little yellow boxes. Cue me garroting a guy in a Santa outfit with barbed wire.

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* "It was a routine assignment...", said one of my little yellow boxes. Cue me [[http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/1376/resizeofdeadpool34p11ca8.jpg garroting a guy in a Santa outfit with barbed wire.]]
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* Let's just face it, kids, when I'm not funny, the situation's gotten ''really'' serious!

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* Let's just face it, kids, when I'm not funny, the situation's gotten ''really'' serious!serious!
* [[XMenOriginsWolverine "Okay, the people are dead."]]

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* The part in Cable and Deadpool where I get caught by Black Mamba and am forced to reveal my deepest darkest desire. A violent sociopath like me must have some really messed up fantasies, right? ...Cue me rubbing suntan lotion on Cable's back at the beach. And asking if I can use WD-40 on his techno-organic arm.

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* The part in Cable and Deadpool where I get caught by Black Mamba and am forced to reveal my deepest darkest desire. A violent sociopath like me must have some really messed up fantasies, right? ...Cue me rubbing suntan lotion on Cable's back at the beach. And asking if I can use WD-40 on his techno-organic arm.
* Performing a [[StreetFighter Shoryuken]] punch on Kitty Pryde.
* Writing "Point this end at enemy" on my guns.
*One of Blind Al's best moments, in the issue where she's sabotaged all of Deadpool's weapons and is telling Weasel about it.
** Added: Proving to the B.A.D. Girls that I didn't have that one HoYay moment with Cable by [[PantyShot dropping my pants]] in front of the girls, completely forgetting I was wearing his Silver Age Jean Grey girl panties at that time.
* When I played detective in "A Murder In Paradise": "My name's Wade Wilson. I'm a dick."
* Also, Deadpool arguing with myself ''within my own bio''.
* "No! Not even for a bigger badge could I betray my Uncle Sam!"
* "Buuuuuulllllleeeeettttttsssss!!!!!!"
** [[http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/234814.html#cutid1 The famous death trap wherein l break all my limbs AND KEEP RIGHT ON TALKIN'.]]
* And the time I challenged Captain America (or that EldritchAbomination who was squatting in his body) to a match of Rochambeau for the fate of the world.
* Fighting Bullseye in a meat freezer, I needed to think of a way to keep Bullseye from killing him with arrows, when one of my voices tells me to "Be the meat". Outta the freezer I come, in a makeshift armor made of frozen pork announcing, "I am the meat!"
** And then we get flashback showing that even as a child I wanted to dress up in a meat suit and fight somebody.
** "He's beating our meat!" when Bullseye attacks the armor with a power saw.
** "Say it! SAY IT!" "GET YOUR MEATHOOKS OFFA ME!"
* Then there was the time I got sent back to the SilverAge Spider-Man universe..
--> '''Harry Osborn:''' What's the scam, hip cat? I thought I'd find you singin' with the squares!
--> '''Me:''' What?
--> '''Harry Osborn:''' Hangin' with the hard cases--
--> '''Me:''''' Excuse'' me?
--> '''Harry Osborn:''' Rappin' with the rubes--
--> '''Me:''' Are you having a ''stroke''? Speak English!
* Issue 13 of my latest series has me agreeing to rid a resort island of pirates (which he himself was trying to be) if the gal I was talking to [[OnePiece would become his navigator]].. the blind gal. What? she had already shown that she knew how to navigate the island better than anyone!
* I once bought a tug boat for the price of a nuclear sub and then sank it.
* When an AIM minion comments that he prefers the StarWars prequels to the original trilogy, I blew his head off, pointed my gun at another minion and commanded him to shout, "JAR-JAR BINKS IS AN ABOMINATION!" .
* Issue 15. I talk to the shark I had just eaten most of (Not a hobby or anything, I was adrift at sea), had a crazy hallucination about being on a cruise with a bunch of heroes, asks my inner voice to confirm whether or not San Fransisco was being attacked by breakfast cereal mascots to see if I was still hallucinating (I was, no surprise there), roller bladed around in a [[CampGay stereotypical]] outfit and when I attempted to fit in, I walked into a Navy bar still dressed like that (complete with HelloSailor and IsItHotInHere in an attempt to save face), and then ended up in a hostage situation in said bar. [[spoiler:Then I joined the X-Men.]]
* Similar to the OnePiece navigator shout out above, in my team-up with Iron Fist, I make an even more blatant anime/manga reference (gotta hit you people over the head, don't I?). As the villain and his ninja mooks surrounded me:
-->'''Me:''' I will make you and everyone in this village recognize me for one day... [[{{Naruto}} I will be hokage!]]
-->'''bystander:''' Does anything he says ever make any sense?
* Two words: [[http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/3/36724/791891-deadpool_super.gif RESPAWN LOL.]] Me 1, Norman Osborn: 0.
* In a more family-friendly retelling of the Weapon X story, I narrate and present my team in a photo laid out like The Brady Bunch. Alice is still in the middle.
* And that time when I insisted on calling every vampire "Dracula." Other characters get caught up in my.. enthusiasm, yeah, and adopt the terminology. Even some of the vampires!
* Let's just face it, kids, when I'm not funny, the situation's gotten ''really'' serious!
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--->'''Domino:''' Okay, what's the plan?
--->'''Cable:''' [[AttackAttackAttack Charge the citadel. Take out Stryfe. Get Hope back. That's the plan.]]
--->'''Me:''' [[LeeroyJenkins AWESOME PLAN.]]

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--->'''Domino:''' -->'''Domino:''' Okay, what's the plan?
--->'''Cable:''' -->'''Cable:''' [[AttackAttackAttack Charge the citadel. Take out Stryfe. Get Hope back. That's the plan.]]
--->'''Me:''' -->'''Me:''' [[LeeroyJenkins AWESOME PLAN.]]
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* I get to meet my idol [[GIJoe STORM SHADOW]] [[http://www.the-gutters.com/comic/36-william-dean-blankenship-jr in this comic!]] [[{{Squee}} *Fanboy Squee!*]]

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* I get to meet my idol [[GIJoe STORM SHADOW]] [[http://www.the-gutters.com/comic/36-william-dean-blankenship-jr com/comic/27-william-dean-blankenship-jr in this comic!]] [[{{Squee}} *Fanboy Squee!*]]
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** Dub of that scene [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKNZEoXE13s&feature=channel&list=UL here.]]
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* Doning a classic Marvel Girl outfit when I teamed up with the X-Men to attack Cable, since he'd have been too distracted by my sexy legs to fight back. Sadly, I ended up not going through with it, but I did keep the yellow panties.

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* Doning Donning a classic Marvel Girl outfit when I teamed up with the X-Men to attack Cable, since he'd have been too distracted by my sexy legs to fight back. Sadly, I ended up not going through with it, but I did keep the yellow panties.
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* During my "Let's make Weasel miserable again" arc, Weasel lures me outside to fight by having the managers announce that the participants of a Bea Arthur lookalike contest are just arriving outside. I get outside and all I see is a gigantic suit of power armor. My reaction? [[CompletelyMissingThePoint "This guy doesn't look ANYTHING like Bea Arthur!"]]

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* During my "Let's make Weasel miserable again" arc, Weasel lures me outside to fight by having the managers announce that the participants of a Bea Arthur lookalike contest are just arriving outside. I get outside and all I see is a gigantic suit of power armor. My reaction? [[CompletelyMissingThePoint [[ComicallyMissingThePoint "This guy doesn't look ANYTHING like Bea Arthur!"]]
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* The part in Cable and Deadpool where he gets caught by Black Mamba and is forced to reveal his deepest darkest desire. A violent sociopath like Deadpool must have some really messed up fantasies, right? ...Cue Deadpool rubbing suntan lotion on Cable's back at the beach. And asking if he can use WD-40 on his techno-organic arm.

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* The part in Cable and Deadpool where he gets I get caught by Black Mamba and is am forced to reveal his my deepest darkest desire. A violent sociopath like Deadpool me must have some really messed up fantasies, right? ...Cue Deadpool me rubbing suntan lotion on Cable's back at the beach. And asking if he I can use WD-40 on his techno-organic arm.
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* As discussed in my Awesome section, [[http://www.dadsbigplan.com/images/uploads/2009/07/deadpool-12.jpg this]] encounter I had with Bullseye. Do you have to ask why it's here, too? Seriously? Have you SEEN his facial expression after what I did?!

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* As discussed in my Awesome section, [[http://www.dadsbigplan.com/images/uploads/2009/07/deadpool-12.jpg this]] encounter I had with Bullseye. Do you have to ask why it's here, too? Seriously? Have you SEEN his facial expression after what I did?!did?!
* Doning a classic Marvel Girl outfit when I teamed up with the X-Men to attack Cable, since he'd have been too distracted by my sexy legs to fight back. Sadly, I ended up not going through with it, but I did keep the yellow panties.
** In a team-up with Wolverine, I got to wear another one of Jeannie's fabulous outfits to distract an evil robot. (I was wearing my uniform under it this time though.)
* The part in Cable and Deadpool where he gets caught by Black Mamba and is forced to reveal his deepest darkest desire. A violent sociopath like Deadpool must have some really messed up fantasies, right? ...Cue Deadpool rubbing suntan lotion on Cable's back at the beach. And asking if he can use WD-40 on his techno-organic arm.
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** "Notice the lateral movement as he easily evades this blow--" "Notice how I rearrange your face so that solid food is no longer an option--"

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** "Notice the lateral movement as he easily evades this blow--" "Notice how I rearrange your face so that solid food is no longer an option--"option--"
* As discussed in my Awesome section, [[http://www.dadsbigplan.com/images/uploads/2009/07/deadpool-12.jpg this]] encounter I had with Bullseye. Do you have to ask why it's here, too? Seriously? Have you SEEN his facial expression after what I did?!
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* There was a team-up with Captain Britain where the two of us ended up switching cultures, so that Captain Britain ended up Canadian/American, and I ended up -sigh- British. However, thanks to my healin' factor I eventually became SUPA-BRITISH!!! All of the strengths of being British (honor, chivalry, a knightly attitude), with none of the weaknesses (like bad grammar, self-deprecating humor, poor [[BritishTeeth dentistry]]), except for the one where [[OhCrap I couldn't finish off a downed and defenseless opponent]].

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* There was a team-up with Captain Britain where the two of us ended up switching cultures, so that Captain Britain ended up Canadian/American, and I ended up -sigh- British. However, thanks to my healin' factor I eventually became SUPA-BRITISH!!! All of the strengths of being British (honor, chivalry, a knightly attitude), with none of the weaknesses (like bad grammar, self-deprecating humor, poor [[BritishTeeth poor dentistry]]), except for the one where [[OhCrap I couldn't finish off a downed and defenseless opponent]].
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* There was a team-up with Captain Britain where the two of us ended up switching cultures, so that Captain Britain ended up Canadian/American, and I ended up -sigh- British. However, thanks to my healin' factor I eventually became SUPA-BRITISH!!! All of the strengths of being British (honor, chivalry, a knightly attitude), with none of the weaknesses (like bad grammar, self-deprecating humor, poor dentistry), except for the one where [[OhCrap I couldn't finish off a downed and defenseless opponent]].

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* There was a team-up with Captain Britain where the two of us ended up switching cultures, so that Captain Britain ended up Canadian/American, and I ended up -sigh- British. However, thanks to my healin' factor I eventually became SUPA-BRITISH!!! All of the strengths of being British (honor, chivalry, a knightly attitude), with none of the weaknesses (like bad grammar, self-deprecating humor, poor dentistry), [[BritishTeeth dentistry]]), except for the one where [[OhCrap I couldn't finish off a downed and defenseless opponent]].
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--->'''Cable:''' [[AttackAttackAttack Charge the citadel. Take out Stryfe. Get Hope back. That's the plan]].

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--->'''Cable:''' [[AttackAttackAttack Charge the citadel. Take out Stryfe. Get Hope back. That's the plan]].plan.]]



** When I trigger good ol' X-Factor in MarvelVsCapcom 3: "Anime power up!!"

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** When I trigger the good ol' X-Factor in MarvelVsCapcom 3: "Anime power up!!"
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* My fight with Taskmaster in the second issue of my first ongoing! I kick his butt using my phat dance moves!

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* My fight with Taskmaster in the second issue of my first ongoing! I kick his butt using my phat dance moves!moves!
** "Notice the lateral movement as he easily evades this blow--" "Notice how I rearrange your face so that solid food is no longer an option--"
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* [[http://community.livejournal.com/cabledeadpool/144700.html In which]] I got [[CaptainAmerica CAPTAIN AMERICA]] to [[ItMakesSenseInContext sit on my lap.]]

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* [[http://community.livejournal.com/cabledeadpool/144700.html In which]] I got [[CaptainAmerica CAPTAIN AMERICA]] to [[ItMakesSenseInContext sit on my lap.]]]]
* Narrating my own life out loud in the first issue of my first ongoing, and using that as a distraction to take out the southern banana republic goons that were after me. Also, my wisecracks about the battle armor I bump into. Also, the wisecracks I throw at Sasquatch during my fight with him. Also, my funeral plans as I shared them with Sasquatch. Aw, hell, the entire first issue of my first ongoing. Except the part where I get stiffed on my payment.
* My fight with Taskmaster in the second issue of my first ongoing! I kick his butt using my phat dance moves!
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* [[http://community.livejournal.com/cabledeadpool/144700.html In which]] I got CAPTAIN AMERICA to [[ItMakesSenseInContext sit on my lap.]]

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* [[http://community.livejournal.com/cabledeadpool/144700.html In which]] I got [[CaptainAmerica CAPTAIN AMERICA AMERICA]] to [[ItMakesSenseInContext sit on my lap.]]
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* So Norman Osborne thinks he can get rid of me, eh? [[http://api.ning.com/files/rIBjlgszFRMyhvvGiuTa1grwVlDomeRguAgaLV0b2U5V*nXrF3kx62AOJ1ShkBvmkhTLx76NSVUx59h3aHnO8UckUI**Ygdu/Respawn.jpg LOL]].

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* So Norman Osborne thinks he can get rid of me, eh? [[http://api.ning.com/files/rIBjlgszFRMyhvvGiuTa1grwVlDomeRguAgaLV0b2U5V*nXrF3kx62AOJ1ShkBvmkhTLx76NSVUx59h3aHnO8UckUI**Ygdu/Respawn.jpg LOL]].LOL]].
* [[http://community.livejournal.com/cabledeadpool/144700.html In which]] I got CAPTAIN AMERICA to [[ItMakesSenseInContext sit on my lap.]]
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* I get to meet my idol [[GIJoe STORM SHADOW]] [[http://www.the-gutters.com/comic/36-william-dean-blankenship-jr in this comic!]] [[{{Squee}} *Fanboy Squee!*]]

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* I get to meet my idol [[GIJoe STORM SHADOW]] [[http://www.the-gutters.com/comic/36-william-dean-blankenship-jr in this comic!]] [[{{Squee}} *Fanboy Squee!*]]Squee!*]]
* So Norman Osborne thinks he can get rid of me, eh? [[http://api.ning.com/files/rIBjlgszFRMyhvvGiuTa1grwVlDomeRguAgaLV0b2U5V*nXrF3kx62AOJ1ShkBvmkhTLx76NSVUx59h3aHnO8UckUI**Ygdu/Respawn.jpg LOL]].
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** During my sword Hyper combo from MarvelVsCapcom 3: "Anime powerup [[{{Mondegreen}} shit]]! CUTTING TIME! La la la la la, la la laaa~"

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** During my sword Hyper combo from When I trigger good ol' X-Factor in MarvelVsCapcom 3: "Anime powerup [[{{Mondegreen}} shit]]! CUTTING TIME! La la la la la, la la laaa~"power up!!"
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** Aside from the fact that my backwards walk is [[MichaelJackson the Moonwalk]], my winquotes are also a bit of a riot. I even quote Yipes [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTUYj_BOwx8 here]], albeit a slightly edited version of Yipes' original words (stupid [=ESRB=] rules). I also ask Capcom to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XLsfpkP-xs give me the cover]] of the next StreetFighter! In other news, I totally do not like "Chun Li-Pool". Those hips DO NOT go with my mask. AT ALL.

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