History Funny / DarkSeed

* ''Dark Seed II'' gives us THE GREATEST MOMENT IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY:
-->'''Mike Dawson:''' What do you know about your missing butcher knife? / What do you know about my shoes getting bloody?\\
'''Mike's Mother''': Here, Mike. This will explain ''everything''.\\
''([[spoiler:[[YourHeadAsplode Her head promptly explodes]]]], explaining precisely nothing)''
* Mike Dawson manages to show his credentials to the Dark World judge, proving he's allowed to be there, then [[spoiler: gets sentenced to death anyway]], giving us this gem:
-->'''Mike Dawson:''' [[spoiler:Oh no, not the Hall of Death again! [[CaptainObvious The only way out of here is death!]]]]
* Mike consistently [[EpicFail failing]] at the carnival games, despite only one of them being rigged. He ends up using ''alien technology'' simply to cheat at the games so he can win. His failure at the ring toss game is particularly funny just because of how pathetically weak his throw is.
* Meta-example: Retsupurae riffing on this in their Wrongpurae provides many gems, but perhaps the most unsung of them all is anytime slowbeef & Diabetus impersonate the Sheriff.
-->'''slowbeef:''' [[DeepSouth And now off to that ring toss game,]] [[TakeThat which I win consistently, heh-heh-heh.]]
* The "Boy Scout's" reaction to one of Mike Dawson's lines. [[http://youtu.be/1DJ1SFBHgv4?t=8m26s Words cannot even begin to describe.]]
* The fact that Rita had sex with nearly every notable man in town, EXCEPT [[LoserProtagonist Mike Dawson]].
** The fact that it takes [[WhatAnIdiot Mike the entire game to finally take a hint and realize Rita wasn't interested in him]]. And he only gets the hint when he reads a letter Rita was going to send to her mom, despite all the evidence throughout the game that Rita willingly banged everyone but him.
-->'''Mike Dawson:''' Why, that bitch! [[CaptainObviousReveal She was never really interested in me!]]

** The fact that it takes [[WhatAnIdiot Mike the entire game to finally take a hint and realize Rita wasn't interested in him]]. And he only gets the hint when he reads a letter Rita was going to send to her mom, despite all the evidence throughout the game that Rita was banging every other guy in town.

* The fact that Rita had sex with nearly every notable man in town, EXCEPT [[LoserProtagonist Mike Dawson]].

* The "Boy Scout's" reaction to one of Mike Dawson's lines. [[http://youtu.be/1DJ1SFBHgv4?t=8m26s Words cannot even begin to describe.]]

* Darkseed 2 gives us THE GREATEST MOMENT IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY:

-->'''slowbeef:''' [[DeepSouth And now off to that ring toss game,]] [[TakeThat which I win consistently, heh-heh-heh.]]

-->'''slowbeef''' [[DeepSouth And now off to that ring toss game,]] [[TakeThat which I win consistently, heh-heh-heh.]]

-->'''slowbeef''' [[DeepSouth And now off to that ring toss game,]] [TakeThat which I win consistently, heh-heh-heh.[]]

-->'''Mike Dawson:''' [[spoiler:Oh no, not the Hall of Death again! [[CaptainObvious The only way out of here is death!]]]]

''([[spoiler:[[YourHeadAsplode Her head promptly explodes]]]], explaining precisely nothing)''

--> '''Mike's Mother''': Here, Mike. This will explain everything.\\
'''''[[YourHeadAsplode (her head promptly explodes)]]'''''

* Dark Seed 2 gives us THE GREATEST MOMENT IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY:

Mikes mom: I think this will explain everything.
(beat)
BLAP