History Funny / DailyLifeWithMonsterGirl

* After Tionishia successfully talks Kimihito into using her lap as a pillow, she proceeds to crush his head between her breasts and thighs while reaching for a snack.

* Rachnera [[DrunkOnMilk drunk on coffee]]. Which is [[JustifiedTrope based on actual scientific studies of the effects of drugs on spiders; the study shows that spiders react to caffeine the same way humans react to alcohol.

* The entire chapter can be boiled down to the single sentence of "''How deep can Kimihito dig his own grave just to escape the satyrs''"?

* Before leaving, Kimihito asks Saane why the satyrs weren't affected by the full moon. She tells him that satyrs are[[ExtremeLibido always horny]].

** On that note, there is the [[Film/TheShining Shining-esque]] entrance Miru made, which is equal parts hilarious and terrifying.

* Just as they start to pay back Kimihito for milking him by doing the same for him, Zaane suddenly strips two of the fauns.
* Mil attempts to stop Zaane, but she gets stripped and milked in the process. Cara and Chizu step in to avenge their fallen comrade, only to meet the same fate.

* Before leaving, Kimihito asks Zaane why the satyrs weren't affected by the full moon. She tells him that satyrs are[[ExtremeLibido always horny]].

* Lala's head continues its vacation in Italy, taking photos of the sights with its [[PrehensileHair prehensile]] IdiotHair... only to have the film run out.

** The echidna pride themselves on strength and toughness, and regarded Kimihito as a weakling. He gets them to drop their guard by complimenting them for their necklaces and earrings, and then finishes them by massaging the tips of their tails.
** For the melusine, Kimihito tries massaging their tails and massaging their breasts like he was milking them, but it just ends up turning the melusine on even more. They eventually pin Kimihito to try and have their way with him, only to find out that Kimihito has grown so used to the advances of nearly every extra-species female he’s ever met (not to mention the multitude of times his housemates have been topless around him), that he doesn’t get “excited” by it anymore. The melusine representives are so perplexed by this, that they think he’s just holding out for a special someone and let him go.
* Lala is enjoying some great local food in Rome, using her hair to eat, but accidentally burns her tongue and cheek on a hot slice of pizza.

** For the melusine, Kimihito tries massaging their tails and milking them, but it just ends up turning the melusine on even more. They eventually pin Kimihito to try and have their way with him, only to find out that Kimihito has grown so used to the advances of nearly every extra-species female he’s ever met (not to mention the multitude of times his housemates have been topless around him), that he doesn’t get “excited” by it anymore. The melusine representives are so perplexed by this, that they think he’s just holding out for a special someone and let him go.

-->'''Manako:''' *nursing a bump on her head* "I thought you needed a little space..."
-->'''Papi:''' *holding rifle* "Papi doesn't need a SNIPER!!"

-->'''Rachnera:''' "What's the matter? You're '''beet''' red."
-->'''Miia:''' "O-oh, nothing?! What makes you think I was remembering something ''weird''?!"

-->'''Miia:''' Darling! Don’t get the wrong idea! We lamias don’t do that...very often, that is ♥
-->'''Kimihito:''' '''''VERY OFTEN!?!'''''
-->'''Miia:''' It's just... well... We only do it when we want to keep someone all to ourselves or they’re '''so cute''' we could just eat them up... *''blushing''* When that happens, if you would at least give me a teensy taste—
-->'''Kimihito:''' THIS IS A VORE-FREE HOUSEHOLD!!

--> '''Lilith:''']] Hey, who's there? Be quiet, they'll see us! (later) [[LampshadeHanging Why is there a boar here!?]]
** Later on, the look on its face after Centorea drills it with a slab of wood.]]

* Centorea breaks Miia's special sofa, and in a panic decides to use Suu as a substitute while she orders a new one. Then Rachnera decides to give the "sofa" a try, and realises it's the one housemate she's powerless against just a little too late...]]

* Miia wakes up from the nightmare to find Rachnera next to her bed. Because she'd slipped into Miia's room to [[FaceDoodling write on her face]]]].

** On a related note, MON are shocked at the end to see Doppel actually wearing clothes]].

* Miia, acting as a fitness instructor, leads the customers through some stretching exercises, '''lamia''' style.

* Centorea didn't do so well as a kendo instructor, since her training is for war, not sport.]]

* After Kimihito finishes sucking out the poison from Centorea's breast, Kii pops up to ask if [[RunningGag sucking on boobs]] is his hobby or something.]]

* Kimihito overhears Lala and Miia fighting, and worries they've snapped thanks to the MushroomSamba. Turns out they were playing a video game.]]

* Miia can't handle the heat after the air conditioning breaks, so Suu's solution is to refrigerate herself to cool Miia down. Unfortunately, Suu's PersonalityPowers kick in, turning her into an IceQueen...]]

** As part of her contract as the model, Draco has to strip down and put on a swimsuit to demonstrate the room's heating capabilities. Unfortunately, due to being {{Bifauxnen}}, the room operators thought she was male and left her nothing but a pair of swim trunks, shocking her to the point that she's still naked by the time the glass clears up.]]

* After Lala exorcises Curie's father]] we get a shot of Miia curled up in a corner freaking out over seeing a ghost]].
* Kimihito is such a NiceGuy that when he brought Curie a bunch of food even though she attacked him while she was possessed, Curie thought she turned him into TheRenfield.]]

* The RunningGag of the milking being a lot less lewd than imagined continues. And then Kimihito is roped into doing the lewd milking anyway.]]

* Rachnera trying out tying up the girls with jump-ropes, even putting Suu's bucket in shibari]]. It is followed by a strung-up Polt who simply says she got caught.

* Kimihito giving Miia a snake pendant coiled in the shape of a heart]] and the resulting hug. At first it's heartwarming, but it goes right into funny as Miia's hug [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength starts breaking Kimihito's skeleton.

* [[spoiler:Kimihito's Chapter 1 nightmare about what would happen if he ever tried to have sex with Miia [[BrickJoke actually happens for real.]]]]

--> [[spoiler:[[ShesGotLegs "Legs."]]]]

** [[spoiler:[[HilariousInHindsight This gets even funnier when Rachnera is introduced.]] [[CallBack Leg man indeed.]]]]

** And to top it off, [[spoiler:while Mero may be romantically interested in Kimihito, she wants to have a "[[UnrequitedTragicMaiden tragic romance]]".]]

* After all the talk of virus transference, the only person to catch Kimihito's cold is [[spoiler:Ms. Smith.]]

* After overexerting themselves swimming and suffering from cold/chlorinated water, Miia and Mero claim their prize at the finish line: [[spoiler: A [[DopeSlap bop on the head]] and a scolding from Kimihito for nearly hurting themselves in this race.]]
** Then they find out [[spoiler: Centorea won the race, despite her body not being built for swimming at all.]]

* Suu chugging a water bottle she swiped while [[spoiler: pretending to be Papi's outfit.]]
* Miia picking a super bad time to call Papi. Namely, [[spoiler:when her cellphone falls into her panties. Yes, the phone vibrates when it goes off...]]

* TheReveal of [[spoiler: Draco's [[{{Bifauxnen}} gender.]] Suddenly, lingerie!]]
* Kimihito [[spoiler: giving Miia a snake pendant coiled in the shape of a heart]] and the resulting hug. At first it's heartwarming, but it goes right into funny as Miia's hug [[DoesNotKnowHisOwnStrength starts breaking Kimihito's skeleton]].

** Followed up by her reaction to [[spoiler: Giant Suu and Giant Kii]] about to fall on her. It's her [[DullSurprise expression]] that makes it.

* What seems like a lovely barbecue in the beautiful outdoors is revealed to be [[spoiler:an illegal dumping site.]]

--> '''Papi:''' [[spoiler:Beats me! I forgot all about her after I planted her!]]\\

* [[spoiler:Giant!]]Suu.
* How do you shrink a giant Dryad who's been enlarged by illegal super fertilizer? Suck it out of her. Through where, exactly? [[spoiler:Her breasts.]]
* [[spoiler:Kii can't write.]]
* TheStinger: [[spoiler:they forgot about Zombina this time.]]

** Later on, her blazing hot dedication to her master's safety.

** Getting trolled by [[spoiler:Lilith, the demon girl]]

* [[spoiler:Hypnotized!]]Centorea giving Kimihito MarshmallowHell.
* [[spoiler:Boar Ex Machina]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Lilith:''']] Hey, who's there? Be quiet, they'll see us! (later) [[spoiler:[[LampshadeHanging Why is there a boar here!?]]]]
** Later on, the look on [[spoiler:its face after Centorea drills it with a slab of wood.]]
* Rachnera [[spoiler:got a new toy: Lilith.]]
-->'''Rachnera:''' Okay, then. [[spoiler:Now what should I do with you~?]]
* [[spoiler:Lilith]] realizing it was a bad idea to push Rachnera's buttons like that.

* Tionisha dragging Kimihito around (by the leg at one point) on their "date".

* The dullahan's body has its own speech bubbles, in case she is beheaded. Its reaction to being offered cookies is just priceless. [[spoiler:(≻∀≺)]]

* Kimihito decides to prove [[spoiler:he isn't actually going to die by raising as many [[EventFlag Death Flags]] as possible. When he walks into the street, it looks like he's about to get hit by a truck. Instead, he gets hit by a toy truck that's only as tall as his knee. There's also a guy with a remote controller in the background saying "Sorry!" for hitting him.]]
* Kimihito's Dark Past. [[spoiler:[[IHatePastMe In middle school]], [[OldShame he basically tried to]] {{invoke|d Trope}} as many cool tropes as possible, like EyepatchOfPower, HandwrapsOfAwesome, CoatCape, and GratuitousForeignLanguage, to no avail.]]

* Kimihito [[spoiler:''shoves his head inside Suu's body and screams his lungs out''--blowing bubbles in her, no less!--after Ms. Smith tells him that all living expenses for his household will be reimbursed and covered by The Organization, and thus his worries about the food budget have all been for nothing.]]

-->[[spoiler:''The next day, they ate out for all three meals. They ate at a steak restaurant during a half-off sale. Cerea had a salad.'']]\\
[[spoiler:''[[NoodleIncident They were then banned from the restaurant.]]'']]

* Centorea's SpitTake [[spoiler:at Kimihito refusing to let Rachnera go with Ren]], and [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Miia's ensuing molestation by Suu]].
* Rachnera [[DrunkOnMilk drunk on coffee]]. Which is [[JustifiedTrope based on actual scientific studies of the effects of drugs on spiders; the study shows that spiders react to caffeine the same way humans react to alcohol]].
* The MassOhCrap from Centorea, Papi and Miia when they read their letters [[spoiler: and find out their mothers are coming]].

* [[spoiler:Centorea breaks Miia's special sofa, and in a panic decides to use Suu as a substitute while she orders a new one. Then Rachnera decides to give the "sofa" a try, and realises it's the one housemate she's powerless against just a little too late...]]
-->'''[[spoiler: Rachnera]]''': Ahh, it's so soft~! But why does it feel like I've felt this many times before?\\
'''[[spoiler: Sofa!Suu]]''': ''*GlowingEyesOfDoom*''

* Miia wakes up from the nightmare to find Rachnera next to her bed. [[spoiler:Because she'd slipped into Miia's room to [[FaceDoodling write on her face]]]].

* The '''handshake''', [[spoiler:which immediately turns into Miia's mom groping Kimihito.]]

* Miia's reactions when dealing with [[spoiler:a drugged up Kimihito]] essentially go like this:
-->OH NO! [[spoiler:Darling's going to ravish me!]]

-->[[spoiler:And I'm okay with this.]]
* Kimihito's phone call where he learns that Rachnera got drunk on the caffeine in the tea becomes a BrickJoke when [[spoiler: Rachnera ties up both Miia and her mother since they were being loud and she had a hangover]].
** The ''signs'' on [[spoiler:the tied up lamias]] make it.
-->'''[[spoiler:I tried to cheat my tribe]]'''
-->'''[[spoiler:I'm too old for booty calls]]'''

** Turns out she messed up the translation, and was asking where her husband was [[spoiler: since he's the police chief.]]

* The opening page, featuring Miia having an ImagineSpot where she's a MagicalGirlWarrior, Kimihito's the [[Franchise/SailorMoon Tuxedo Mask-style]] hero, and Rachnee's the villain, while the real Kimihito's expression is on the verge of a sweatdrop and the real Rachnee's expression is "Seriously?". [[spoiler:For bonus points, in the main story, ''Miia'' ends up playing the villain.]]

* [[spoiler:The shrine master gets mad.]]

* Cathyl's lack of being able to remember names becomes a BrickJoke where [[spoiler: the Manager was MistakenForCheating by her because she didn't realize the girls' names he was calling out were actually the names of the sheep of the farm that he was milking]].

* Sebasstian and Flounnder utterly embarrassing Meroune with the reveal [[spoiler: that she is a princess]] to the point Mero knocks them unconscious with her trusty conch shell.

* Rachnera's bondage duel with Octo is this and Awesome in its own way. What drives it home into Funny, however, is the conclusion. [[spoiler: Suu wins. Both Rachnera and Octo end up being ''terrified'' of the thought of Suu absorbing seawater.]]
* [[spoiler: Mature Suu.]]

* The reason Mero's mom tried to ruin the extraspecies exchange act? [[spoiler:Because she wanted to make her romance with her human lover tragic by making it so they couldn't be together. Even her own daughter thinks this is crazy.]]

* Lala wants to have a private conversation with Kimihito, [[spoiler:so she whacks him over the head with her scythe in order to give him a near-death experience]].

* Lilith tries to hypnotize Kimihito into releasing his carnal desires, resulting in [[spoiler: the hypnotized Kimihito telling her to knock it off with the seduction, then telling Doppel [[PleasePutSomeClothesOn she should put some clothes on]].]]
** On a related note, MON are shocked at the end [[spoiler:to see Doppel actually wearing clothes]].
*** Even better, [[spoiler:she's actually ''more'' embarrassed about wearing clothes than her being completely naked, which she usually is.]]

* A interesting plot point in the chapter: no one, not even ''Kii'', can get any cleaning done in the forest because [[spoiler:Tio is ''too nice'' and ''has too warm of a personality'', causing everyone to completely and fully relax, almost to the point of ''passing out in her lap''.]]

* Centorea didn't do so well as a kendo instructor, [[spoiler:since her training is for war, not sport.]]

* After Kimihito [[spoiler: finishes sucking out the poison from Centorea's breast, Kii pops up to ask if [[RunningGag sucking on boobs]] is his hobby or something.]]

* Kimihito overhears Lala and Miia fighting, and worries they've snapped thanks to the MushroomSamba. [[spoiler:Turns out they were playing a video game.]]

* [[spoiler:Lala holding her head up to spew out water as the house drains.]]
* Suu's still under the effects of the MushroomSamba by the end... so they pop her in a jar with a sign saying [[spoiler:"Under jar arrest during spore decontamination".]] It's the blissed-out Suu that makes it, really.

* [[spoiler:Miia can't handle the heat after the air conditioning breaks, so Suu's solution is to refrigerate herself to cool Miia down. Unfortunately, Suu's PersonalityPowers kick in, turning her into an IceQueen...]]

** [[spoiler:As part of her contract as the model, Draco has to strip down and put on a swimsuit to demonstrate the room's heating capabilities. Unfortunately, due to being {{Bifauxnen}}, the room operators thought she was male and left her nothing but a pair of swim trunks, shocking her to the point that she's still naked by the time the glass clears up.]]
* Cathyl and Merino have set up a "milking booth" at the expo, and the obvious implications have resulted in a massive line of perverts waiting to milk them. Then the event starts and [[spoiler: it turns out they brought along actual cows and sheep for the milking part.]]

* After [[spoiler: Lala exorcises Curie's father]] we get a shot of Miia curled up in a corner freaking out over seeing [[spoiler: a ghost]].
* Kimihito is such a NiceGuy that [[spoiler:when he brought Curie a bunch of food even though she attacked him while she was possessed, Curie thought she turned him into TheRenfield.]]

* An omake explains why no-one tries to molest Kimihito at night anymore. [[spoiler:Spider beats snake, snake beats centaur, centaur beats spider...and Suu beats EVERYONE]].

* Kimihito comes up with a new way to use Lala's disembodied head. [[spoiler:To get past a locked door, he lowers Lala's head over a wall so she can unlock it. Unfortunately, he tied the rope around Lala's IdiotHair, causing the poor girl so much pain she cries buckets (and completely loses her chuuni speech patterns) while her body thrashes in pain in the background. When Lala unlocks it, Kimihito opens the door so quickly he accidentally smacks Lala's head away.]]

* [[spoiler:Suu lives!]] Unfortunately, Kimihito has to vomit her up.

* The RunningGag of the milking being a lot less lewd than imagined continues. [[spoiler:And then Kimihito is roped into doing the lewd milking anyway.]]

** Lala accidentally leaves her head in her luggage, [[spoiler:and it ends up in Italy enjoying a beverage]].

** And the type of competition: [[spoiler: a stud tournament.]]

* Lala's head [[spoiler: continues its vacation in Italy, taking photos of the sights with its [[PrehensileHair prehensile]] IdiotHair... only to have the film run out.]]

* Rachnee makes it clear that real or not, she doesn't like ghosts. [[spoiler: Because she can't tie them up.]]

* Doppel and Lala having a {{Chuunibyou}} duel. [[spoiler:Doppel wins.]]

* Polt enthusiastically shaking everyone's hands, including [[spoiler:shaking Lala's head.]]
* Rachnera trying out tying up the girls with jump-ropes, [[spoiler:even putting Suu's bucket in shibari]]. It is followed by a strung-up Polt who simply says she got caught.
* Zombina lifting weights [[spoiler:only for her hands to fall off.]]

* The ending of chapter: Miia, Cerea and Mero helped themselves to more food than they should at the buffet and have gotten fat as a result. The Broker asks if he could check their fat percentages ([[ForScience for science]], of course). Miia furiously refuses the offer, and Cerea and Mero lament that they'll be going to the gym for a while.

* Kimihito is brought to the Hall of Tribulation to train for the stud tournment, there, Miia's mother tells him to memorize four numbers (1215) and wears what is in the bag once he enters the hall... which is packed full of naked lamia.

** Then, there are the satyrs, who are absolutely void of any kind of filter, and tell Kimihito to milk them, saying he'll probably be hooked and never want to leave. The look on his face says it all.
* Kimihito's [[GoodAngelBadAngel shoulder angel and devil]] fighting over whether he should leave the farm or stay is pretty amusing in its own right.
* Rachnera furiously calls Kimihito, realizing that he was working on an all-girl farm, and that they're selling their milk. Clearly, she's not very happy about the implications.

'''Kimihito:''' (''hiding under a table, next to buckets with "milk" printed on all of them'') Um... ha-ha-ha.. You see, it's a funny story...
* At night, Kimihito gets a rather panicked phone call from Merino, demanding he lock his room. The farmhands learned that he has to leave tomorrow and are approaching his room at this very moment. Kimihito doubts such a thing will happen... until Merino points out that it's a full moon, causing Kimihito to suffer PTSD from [[CallBack remembering what he went through on such a night.]]
* Fully aware of the danger he is in, Kimihito wastes no time in barricading his door. One of the farmhands knocks and tries opening it, but to no avail. Kimihito believes they left... until he hears them attempting to break the door down.
** On that note, there is [[Film/TheShining the Shining-esque]] entrance Miru made, which is equal parts hilarious and terrifying.

* Just as they start to pay back Kimihito for milking him by doing the same for him, one of the satyrs suddenly strips two of the fauns.
* Mil attempts to stop the satyr, but she gets stripped and milked in the process. Cara and Chizu step in to avenge their fallen comrade, only to meet the same fate.

* The morning after, Rachnera arrives at the farm to pick up Kimihito and is surprised to see its... development.
* Before leaving, Kimihito asks why the satyrs weren't affected by the full moon. Turns out, they're [[ExtremeLibido always horny]].

** On that note, there is [[Film/TheShining the Shining-esque]] entrance one farmhand made, which is equal parts hilarious and terrifying.

** On that note, there is [[Film/TheShining the Shining-esque]] entrance one farmhand made, which is equal parts hiliarious and terrifying.
* Now, a lot of people are wondering what the farmhands plan to do with Kimihito. Well, it's simple: they were throwing him a going-away party for him. Relieved that nothing drastic would go down, Kimihito opens the door... and is promptly tackled by two of the farmhands.

* This is when the satyrs reveal their motive: they wanted to be with the fauns and minotaurs, milking them and not having to do any other work on the farm. They had been studying Kimihito's technique for days now. Their coup is successful.

* This is when the saytrs reveal their motive: they wanted to be with the fauns and minotaurs, milking them and not having to do any other work on the farm. They had been studying Kimihito's technique for days now. Their coup is successful.

* Centorea dons '''[[CrazyPrepared full armour]]''' for her date with Kimihito so she can protect him. According to one line, she even wanted to [[UpToEleven put on more]] -- lance, shield, bow, and full quiver.

* This is when the saytrs reveal their motive: they wanted to be with the fauns.

* At night, Kimihito gets a rather panicked phone call Merino, demanding he lock his room. The farmhands learned that he has to leave tomorrow and are approaching his room at the very moment. Kimihito doubts such a thing will happen... until Merino points out that it's a full moon, causing Kimihito to suffer PTSD from [[CallBack remembering what he went through on such a night.]]
* Fully aware of the danger he is in, Kimihito wastes no time in barricading his door. One of the farmhands knock and try opening it, but to no avail. Kimihito believes they left... until he hears them attempting to break the door down.
** On that note, there is [[Film/TheShining Shining-esque]] entrance one farmhand made, which is equal parts hiliarious and terrifying.

* At the party, Kimihito is basically akin to a foreign prince surrounded beautiful women.

* Just as they start to pay back Kimihito for milking him by doing the same for him, one of the satyrs suddenly strip two of the fauns.

At that point, the saytrs reveal their motive: they wanted to be with the fauns.
* The morning after, Rachnera arrives at the farm to pick up Kimihito and was surprised to see its... development.

** On that note, let's not forget the [[Film/TheShining Shining-esque]] entrance one farmhand made, which is equal parts hiliarious and terrifying.

* Mil attempts to stop the satyr, but she gets stripped and milked in the process.

** Then, there're the satyrs, who are absolutely void of any kind of filter, and tell Kimihito to milk them, saying he'll probably be hooked and never want to leave. The look on his face says it all.
* Kimihito's shoulder angel and devil fighting over whether he should leave the farm or stay is pretty amusing in its own right.

** Lala accidentally leaves her head in her luggage, [[spoiler:and it ends up in Italy]].

** Centorea ''brought her full plate armor'' which is too heavy to be allowed as a carry on and her horseshoes sets off the metal detector.
** Papi wants to fly on her own and has to be restrained.
** The airports rules against bringing liquids aboard runs into Suu.
** Lala's head drops into her luggage [[spoiler:and ends up in Italy]].

** Centorea's armor is too heavy and her horseshoes sets of the metal detector.

-->'''Fifth panel:''' ''(unintelligible noises as she attempts to force Mia's "creation" down by tipping her plate towards her mouth)''

-->'''Miia:''' Darling! Don’t get the wrong idea! We lamias don’t do that...very often, that is &#9829

* Papi freaking out Kyurii by trying out all the vampire repellants at the same time, eating garlic dishes under the UV-lights while wearing about a dozen silver crosses.

* After [[spoiler: Lala exorcises Kyurii's father]] we get a shot of Miia curled up in a corner freaking out over seeing [[spoiler: a ghost]].
* Kimihito is such a NiceGuy that [[spoiler:when he brought Kyurii a bunch of food even though she attacked him while she was possessed, Kyurii thought she turned him into TheRenfield.]]