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** Funny/BatmanOdyssey
** Funny/BatmanRebirth
** Funny/{{Batwoman}}
** Funny/BirdsOfPrey

* Funny/DoomsdayClock

* From ''ComicBook/SupergirlCosmicAdventuresInThe8thGrade:

* GreenLantern is the best superhero in Franchise/TheDCU at overcoming fear. So of course, his counterpart on the BizarroWorld is a member of the fear-based Sinestro Corps. He often checks his [[GreenLanternRing power ring]] to make sure it's still working, only to end up blasting himself in the face.

* Funny/JLAAvengers

* Funny/{{Justice}}

* From Supergirl: Cosmic Adventures in the 8th Grade: [[AbusiveParents "Mother, Father, would you please be so kind as to pass the salt?"]]

-->'''Supergirl''': Ah...hey, guys. So, uh...what's going on?
-->'''Belinda''': I was trying to give a big, villainous speech, but apparently you're too busy being ''[[MyFutureSelfAndMe two people]]'' and having a [[CoolHorse horse]] to let me do that.

** Funny/LegionOfSuperHeroes

* The Giffen/[=DeMatteis=] ''ComicBook/JusticeLeagueInternational'' has a whole lot of these, but the [[http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/346463.html ultimate showdown of Batman and Guy Gardner]] really needs a mention.
** "One punch! ONE PUNCH!"
** "He's not '''dead'''. Just unconscious. '''Extremely''' unconscious."
*** Made even more funny by a much later future JLA issue that recounts the events afterwards, in which it is revealed [[http://i39.tinypic.com/4ic1ht.jpg Batman had bragged about it to Superman and Wonder Woman.]]

* ''ComicBook/BatmanNoMansLand'':
** The first thing The Joker does once he and Harley decide to leave Arkham is go to the local baseball stadium and recruit some new talent. Harley leads the team in prayer: [[AGodAmI "Joker is God."]]
** Bruce Wayne shamelessly hitting on Luthor's [[BattleButler chauffeur]], Mercy:
-->"I would rather dance alone, barefoot, on broken glass, than dance with you, Mister Wayne."
** Superman's (ill-fated) arrival and his subsequent pwning of the Mad Hatter.

* When ComicBook/{{Superboy}} discovers that ComicBook/LexLuthor was one of his gene donors, he begins to angst that he might turn evil when he grows up.
-->'''[[Comicbook/RobinSeries Robin]]:''' "It could be worse... You could go bald."

* ''ComicBook/EmperorJoker'': {{ComicBook/Darkseid}}, realizing the severity of the situation, tries to form an alliance with The Quintessence ([[Franchise/WonderWoman Zeus]], [[ComicBook/NewGods Highfather]], [[Franchise/GreenLantern Ganthet]], ComicBook/ThePhantomStranger, and ComicBook/{{Shazam}}), only to find that SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker has turned them into babbling idiots.

* The story "[[Franchise/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica JLA]]: World Without Grownups": Superboy, Impulse, and [[Comicbook/RobinSeries Robin]] are put into simulations that mimic their deepest fears. Superboy faces off with Metallo, Impulse faces [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Nazi dinosaurs]] and Gorilla Grodd, and Robin is faced with a combination of [[Film/SilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]] and SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker. Robin figures out that they need to switch off since the simulations are geared to defeat each of them. Thus, Superboy beats Grodd while Robin beats Metallo. Robin then [[OhCrap belatedly realizes that he left Impulse with the Hannibal-Joker]]...only to find that Impulse managed to drive the Hannibal-Joker crazy by asking him [[BrokenRecord "Why?" over and over again]]!

** On J'onn's page on TheOtherWiki, Booster Gold and Blue Beetle are ''actually listed'' in his RoguesGallery section, along with the sentence "They stole J'onn's cookies". Go look.

-->'''Robin''': "It could be worse... You could go bald."

* The story "[[Franchise/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica JLA]]: World Without Grownups": Superboy, Impulse, and Robin are put into simulations that mimic their deepest fears. Superboy faces off with Metallo, Impulse faces [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot Nazi dinosaurs]] and Gorilla Grodd, and Robin is faced with a combination of [[Film/SilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]] and SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker. Robin figures out that they need to switch off since the simulations are geared to defeat each of them. Thus, Superboy beats Grodd while Robin beats Metallo. Robin then [[OhCrap belatedly realizes that he left Impulse with the Hannibal-Joker]]...only to find that Impulse managed to drive the Hannibal-Joker crazy by asking him [[BrokenRecord "Why?" over and over again]]!

** Funny/{{Batgirl 2009}}
** Funny/{{Batgirl 2011}}

** Funny/ArkhamAsylumASeriousHouseOnSeriousEarth

** Funny/TheBatmanAdventures
** Funny/BatmanAndRobinEternal
** Funny/BatmanTheDarkKnightReturns
** Funny/BatmanEarthOne
** Funny/BatmanEternal
** Funny/BatmanNoMansLand

** Funny/CatwomanWhenInRome
** Funny/TheDarkKnightStrikesAgain
** Funny/DeathOfTheFamily
** Funny/DetectiveComicsRebirth
** Funny/GothamCentral
** Funny/GothamCitySirens

** Funny/{{Grayson}}

** Funny/{{Knightfall}}
** Funny/LilGotham
** Funny/TheLongHalloween
** Funny/{{Nightwing}}
** Funny/RobinSeries
*** Funny/RobinWar

* Due to a misunderstanding, the Justice League and the Teen Titans start fighting.
-->'''Superman''': "Everyone, calm down!" (gets shot in the back with heat vision) "Ow!!!"
-->'''Superboy''': "I did it! I learned how to use heat vision!" (Superman glares at him) "Uh, I didn't mean to...[[OhCrap Ah man]]."
** This is then made even more hilarious when they don't fight. Instead, we see Superman noting his mother made that cape, and Superboy looking really embarrassed.

* Miss Martian of Comicbook/TeenTitans fame has developed an EnemyWithin version of herself that demands that vengeance must be taken on the humans for cruel experiments. Miss Martian doesn't do vengeance. Puppies (we're within her mind, remember) are much nicer, so she conjures up some to attack (read: lick and play with) her evil side. A response that is implied to be a sufficient threat for keeping evil side in line in future encounters.

* Creator/GailSimone's run on ''Franchise/WonderWoman'' manages to deliver at least one of these every issue, often involving the mutant albino gorillas that accepted Diana as their leader. The issue they first appear in has them hanging around in her apartment and looking at her magazines while their leader apologizes for the "flinging incident" while saying that it was due to poor judgment.
** Later, when Diana comes home after a long day they're helping her get ready for a shower, and one of them asks if she would like "your usual flowery sludge for your hair."
** The entirety of Diana's trip to Japan with Black Canary is a big CMOF, especially when they are trying on {{Stripperiffic}} costumes to disguise themselves as wrestlers in a metahuman fighting ring while making a CallBack to Canary's comment that Diana has the "second most famous bosom" in the superhero community (after ComicBook/PowerGirl).
-->'''Black Canary:''' Ah, we look like high-end trashy hookers in a Tarantino nightmare. Perfect!
-->'''Wonder Woman:''' Do we need to expose ''quite'' so much of the second most famous...
-->'''Black Canary:''' Absolutely!
-->'''Wonder Woman:''' [[CombatStilettos And these boots seem completely impractical in a combat situation]]...
-->'''Black Canary:''' Could ''not'' agree more. Summon the plane, would ya? We're Tokyo-bound!

* In an early issue of ''ComicBook/YoungJustice'', Bart Allen takes a blow to the head and thinks he's Batman. The Creator/AdamWest Series/{{Batman}}.
** Robin asks him to vibrate at high speed to become intangible. Amnesiac Impulse tries to comply... with spasms.
-->'''Robin''': I ask for vibration, he gives me epileptic seizures.
** In another issue, after ComicBook/{{Superboy}} has [[BroughtDownToNormal lost his powers]], Impulse tries to come up with creative ways to give him new powers, each having their own MythologyGag. These include [[Franchise/SpiderMan putting a (non-radioactive) spider in his food]], [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica putting "super-soldier syrup" in his drink]], and [[Franchise/TheFlash dousing him in chemicals and blasting him with electricity]].
** In one of their first missions together, Superboy {{Lampshade}}s that he and Robin are more like [[ParentalSubstitute Impulse's parents]] than his teammates. Robin slyly says he knows which one of them is the "mom" to which Superboy violently replies:
-->'''Superboy''': Oh no! It's not me! I'm not the mom! I am NOT the MOM!
** {{M|eaningfulName}}ighty [[GagBoobs Endowed]].
-->'''Robin''': Wow. She's certainly got '''huge'''...[[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail tracts of land]].
-->'''Impulse''': We're supposed to fight '''her?'''
-->'''[[TheCasanova Superboy]]''': If there's a God, then yes!
-->'''Mighty Endowed''': I see you up there, trembling in fear!
-->'''Superboy''': This isn't fear! It's anticipation!
** Impulse, Superboy, and Ray all [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall complain about how "their" comics got canceled]]. Enter Robin who cheerfully asks them what they're talking about. All of them just glare at him.

** Funny/SupergirlCosmicAdventuresInTheEightGrade