History Funny / Crossed

* ''Five Bloody Fingers'' has Boss Yamada retrieve Kawamata's flayed skin from Ishiguro's corpse and nonchalantly hand it back to Kawamata, as if he were simply giving him back his shirt.
--> '''Yamada''': ''Here. In the future, take better care of it.''

'''Jack:''' ... Sure.

** And at the end of the same issue, after [[spoiler:Lewis accidentally trips an explosive trap and alerts the Crossed]], there is this exchange:

** [[spoiler: He only gets the first two.]]

* At the end of ''Badlands: Shrink'', [[spoiler:Jack finally just decides to just lock himself inside the room with his infected brother, Clancy. Being a crossed, you would expect Clancy to just jump on Jack immediately, but nope. Jack barricades the door and calmly sits down next to his brother, who laughs and asks him if he wants to fuck.]]
-->'''Clancy:''' [[spoiler:Hehe. ...Wanna fuck?]]\\
'''Jack:''' [[spoiler:... Sure.]]

* A Crossed throws a knife while yelling [[StreetFighter 'hadouken']]. It's so unexpected, it's hilarious.

* In ''Yellow Belly,'' the Crossed attack a circus. At one point, they [[BolivianArmyEnding corner a pair of tiger tamers in the cage with the tigers]] and they [[CasualDangerDialogue proceed to squabble.]]
-->'''Performer 1''': Madame Zara [[TarotTroubles drew the death card on this place]], but you had to come anyway.
-->'''Performer 2''': Madame Zara's a hooker and a fraud, you asshole.

* Harry calling out Father Dennis on his plan to deceive the Crossed by [[WhatAnIdiot painting Crossed scars on him and the children's faces.]] While grinning widely.

* Chapter 13 of Volume one of "Wish You Were Here" introduces the CrazyAwesome Jackson, a man who's somehow managed to survive the world on his own. He comes to Cava hoping to trade supplies and info. What does he want in return?

* One of the "American History X" covers in +100 #7 shows a group of people in 2050 (apparently descendants of a [[TheRemnant military remnant]] given how some but not all of them are wearing military uniforms) in a fenced off airport, with some of them shooting Crossed attacking at the fence while others (relatively nonchalantly) look at the blueprints for the plane, apparently trying to figure out how to get it off the ground.

* One scene of ''Gore Angels'' has Cody (the one in Japan, [[OneSteveLimit not the bunker guy]].) getting a call from Ryan and Natalie on Day zero of the outbreak, as they're are on the run from "psychotic perverted monks" and do a poor job try gin to explain what's happening before accidentally dropping their phone. Cody turns to Emiko and when she asks what that's about, replies with the following.
--> Cody: I have weird friends.

* Shaky mentions at one point that he has erotic dreams about Elisa... which usually end with him being castarated, causing Shaky to wonder if his dreams are smarter than he is.

* Shaky gushing about how much he wants cheese again when he finds out that Mark form Jasper's group is a cheesemaker, both in the main story and Mark's character bio in the back of volume two.
* Rab and Don arguing about whether or not to go and take a cow that floated up (and turns out to be boobytrapped by the Crossed), each of them using the other mans arguements. Shaky observ s at the end how Don won, but only be being a jerk and using Rabs own arguements against him, describing that as the closest they get to sharing power.

-->'''Washington''': Lewis. Survivalist and hermit. Was expecting for NWO to come for his guns. [[SelfDeprecation Has since admitted]] that his paranoia [[{{Understatement}} didn't accurately cover the full extent of life's horrors]].

* Shaky mentions at one point that gen has erotic dreams about Elisa... which usually end with him being castarated, causing Shaky to wonder if his dreams are smarter than he is.

-->'''Washington''': Put it like this... [[DeadpanSnarker Unless there's a choir out there singing variations on "Murder cunt rape cock fuck"]], [[ThisIsGonnaSuck we're in trouble]].

-->'''Washington''': Lewis. Survivalist and hermit. Was expecting for NWO to come for his guns. [[SelfDeprecation Has since admitted]] that his paranoia [[{{Understatement}} didn't accurately cover the full extent of life's horrors]].

* In Issue 5 of ''Crossed +100,'' we are introduced to Beauregard Salt. When he goes to a cafe the Crossed are brutally attacking, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight he just notes he had to ask people to keep it down and that the day's paper indicates "the business with the banks is getting serious."]] He also took the time to grab coffee and a danish amidst this carnage. The SceneryDissonance is rather amusing.

* In Issue 5 of ''Crossed +100,'' we are introduced to Beauregard Salt. When he goes to a cafe the Crossed are brutally attacking, [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight he just notes he had to ask people to keep it down and that the day's paper indicates "the business with the banks is getting serious."]] [[SkeweredPriorities He also took the time to grab coffee and a danish amidst this carnage.]] The SceneryDissonance is rather amusing.

-->'''Washington''': Lewis. Survivalist and hermit. Was expecting for NWO to come for his guns. [[SelfDeprecation Has since admitted]] that his paranoia [[Understatement didn't accurately cover the full extent of life's horrors]].

* In Issue 5 of ''Crossed +100,'' we are introduced to Beauregard Salt. When he goes to a cafe the Crossed are brutally attacking, he just notes he had to ask people to keep it down and that the day's paper indicates "the business with the banks is getting serious." He also took the time to grab coffee and a danish amidst this carnage. The SceneryDissonance is rather amusing.