History Funny / CriticalRoleExandriaUnlimited

** To add more fuel to fire, Aabria asks Matt to roll an animal handling check to see if he can feed the pigeon. The pigeon doesn't take it.

---> '''Dariax:''' "Hey, Opal!"\\
'''Opal:''' ''(brightly)'' "Yeah?"\\
'''Dariax:''' "Did you pee on my spear?"\\
'''Opal:''' ''(exact same tone)'' "Yeah!"\\
'''Dariax:''' "Nice!"

** Omar's struggling is described by a Critter in chat as "Unhand me, father!" Matt managed to stop him for a while by flipping him upside down and carrying him like a baby with his legs in the air, upon which the puppy just stares at the ceiling in exhaustion. [[HereWeGoAgain He resumed struggling near the end of the segment.]]

--> '''Dorian:''' Jokes on you, I love hugs!

* While the others are in a scuffle with a Nameless One, Opal opts to take the charmed Arthur out for drinks away from the crew. Somehow, this all leads to Opal tying him up with her silk rope, with many throwaway comments dedicated to how amazing her tying skills are.

--> '''Liam:''' Whitestone, is it drugs yet?
* Ted and Opal's conversation when Opal is asleep is a rather realistic depiction of siblings, as they both argue about the circlet. As such, Ted decides to ''[[DisproportionateRetribution take away her powers]]'' as a punishment until she apologizes. Opal, being as petty as she is, does not, and even brings her attention forward before she apologizes to Mister for throwing a dagger at him to really rub it in.

* When making their way through the Mesa, Liam/Orym quips that they're [[Film/TheWizardOfOz not in Kansas anymore]]. Aabria notes down that a place named Kansas now exists in the canon of Exandria, much to Matt's dismay.

* Thanks to a failed saving throw when touching the circlet (actually an evil Vestige of the Spider Queen), Dariax spends the last part of the episode with BlackEyesOfEvil. [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight No one comments.]]

* Dariax tries to kill Mister on the spot. Orym's quick reflexes allow him to stab the dwarf in the leg while Fearne was able to save Mister from his fate.
* At one point, Liam hesitates before saying Dorian's name, since he previously accidentally called him Darian (due to Dariax being another party member). Matt's response:
->'''Matt:''' [[TakeThat How does that feel]], ''Vax'ildan?!''\\

->'''Matt:'' [[TakeThat How does that feel]], ''Vax'ildan?!''//
''Liam:'' I know, it's my punishment, it's fine.

* Matt's bad luck with dice come in handy once again when Aabria asks for a history check. His result? A Modded 1.

* This week's ad skit features Comfy Matt in a glitter beard still trying to keep Omar contained within the bit. When it cuts back to the group, Aabria comments how amazing his glitter beard was. Matt yells out a "Damn it!" in response.[[note]]To elaborate, since these skits are filmed after the episode, this was Aabria strong-arming Matt into doing a glitter beard.[[/note]]

* This week's title comes from Dorian, as the group is about to climb up the mesa that has popped up in the middle of Pyrah. Robbie instantly receives inspiration from Aabria.

* This week's ad skit features Comfy Matt in a glitter beard still trying to keep Omar contained within the bit. When it cuts back to the group, Aabria comments how amazing his glitter beard was. Matt yells out a "Damn it!" in response.[[note]]To elaborate, since these skits are filmed after the episode, this was Aabria strong-holding Matt into doing a glitter beard.[[/note]]

* Ted and Opal's conversation when Opal is asleep is a rather realistic depiction of siblings, as they both argue about the circlet. As such, Ted decides to ''[[DisproportionateRetribution take away her powers]]'' until she apologizes. Opal, being as petty as she is, does not, and even bringing her attention forward before she apologizes to Mister for throwing a dagger at him to really rub it in.

* This week's ad skit features Comfy Matt in a glitter beard still trying to keep Omar contained within the bit. When it cuts back to the group, Aabria comments how amazing his glitter beard was. Matt yells out a "Damn it!" in response.

---> '''Dariax:''' "Hey, Opal!"
--->'''Opal:''' ''(brightly)'' "Yeah?"
--->'''Dariax:''' "Did you pee on my spear?"
--->'''Opal:''' ''(exact same tone)'' "Yeah!"
--->'''Dariax:''' "Nice!"

* Ted and Opal's conversation when Opal is asleep is a rather realistic depiction of siblings, as they both argue about the circlet. As such, Ted decides to ''[[DisproportionateRetribution take away her powers]]'' until she apologizes. Opal, being as petty as she is, does not, and even apologizes to Mister for throwing a dagger at him to really rub it in.

--> '''Matt:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Is shibari an action?

* This week's ad skit features Comfy Matt in a glitter beard still trying to keep Omar contained within the bit. When it cuts back to the group, Aabria comments how amazing his glitter beard was. Matt yells out a "dammit" in response.

* Thanks to a failed saving throw when touching the circlet (actually an evil Vestige of the Spider Queen), Dariax spends the last part of the episode with BlackEyesOfEvil. [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight No-one comments.]]
* Aabria gets to suffer as all [=DMs=] do, as the players take her cool elemental rift and turn it into... the [[{{Pun}} Ash Hole]]. [[{{Corpsing}} No-one can converse in-character with a straight face for several minutes.]]

* Thanks to a failed saving throw when touching the circlet (actually an evil Vestige of the Spider Queen), Dariax spends the last part of the episode with BlackEyesOfEvil. [[UnusuallyInterestingSight No-one comments.]]
* Aabria gets to suffer as all DMs do, as the players take her cool elemental rift and turn it into... the [[{{Pun}} Ash Hole]]. [[{{Corpsing}} No-one can converse in-character with a straight face for several minutes.]]

[[folder:Episode 1: The Oh No Plateau]]

* In the absence of Sam's ads, we instead get Comfy Matt (which is just Matt in pajamas with his iconic red robe) and Omar in the future. Matt desperately tries to keep Omar from running away by feeding him treats and incorporating him into the bit at some points.

* Apparently, the party decided to get into a ''peeing contest'' to see who can pee on Dariax's spear. Opal, having the highest roll of 23, managed to win the contest. Fearne, with a result of 7, [[ToiletHumor got a "little dookie" in her attempt]]. Mister decides to stick his hand in Fearne's poop and draws a beard on Dariax's beard with said poop. Matt can barely contain himself throughout the whole scene, faceplanting into the table when it turns out Fearne pooped.

* Apparently, the party decided to get into a ''peeing contest'' to see who can pee on Dariax's spear. Opal, having the highest roll of 23, managed to win the contest. Fearne, with a result of 7, got a "little dookie" in her attempt. Mister decides to stick his hand in Fearne's poop and draws a beard on Dariax's beard with said poop. Matt can barely contain himself throughout the whole scene, faceplanting into the table at one point.

* Dariax is introduced as waking up on a roof after a massive hangover, and his first action when he sees a pigeon is to feed it whatever is in his flask. The fact his stats show single digits in both wisdom and intelligence firmly establishes him as TheDitz.

* Apparently, the party decided to get into a ''peeing contest'' to see who can pee on Dariax's spear. Opal, having the highest roll of 23, managed to win the contest. Fearne, with a result of 7, got a "little dookie" in her attempt. Mister decides to stick his hand in Fearne's poop and draws a beard on Dariax's beard with said poop.

* Liam suddenly remembers that he had Halfing Luck during the battle sequence, despite the fact that he had been heckling Sam about using his Halfing Luck during the campaign.

* Opal's first instinct when waking up? Realizing she looks like a mess and frantically fixing herself like a panicked college girl.