History Funny / CriticalRoleExandriaUnlimited

--->'''Brennan:''' To quote our wonderful producer Kyle Shire, it's 1979 and [[DeaderThanDisco disco's never gonna die!]]

--->'''Fearne:''' Oleander, because it has multiple purposes. They're beautiful, they smell great, and [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers you can also]] [[BewareTheNiceOnes kill someone if you need to.]]

---> '''Announcer:''' And last, but not least! The prodigal daughter herself! You all know her, you all love her, some of you... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers were bullied by her in school]], she is ''Opal''!!

* The Age of Arcanum is ending, the city is in chaos, but when Loquatius is asked if he wants to work in an ad spot to their missive to the city... He does. It creates a massive MoodWhiplash when Loquatius reads the missive, paying DueToTheDead in the Ring of Brass, and then he suddenly segues into an ad spot. The entire table goes from crying in sadness to crying in laughter.

* Also in the dungeon masters' wrap-up, Brennan remarks on the prevalence of MedievalStasis in fantasy fiction:

-->'''Brennan:''' TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION; Almonds!

* During a roundtable wrap-up with the dungeon masters, Brennan is asked what sort of snacks he prefers when [=DMing=]. This sets him off on one of his legendary rants at his fellow dungeon masters, accusing them of being elevated beings comparable to the Ur-skeks from ''Film/TheDarkCrystal'' who don't need food to survive while looking down on his merely human self with smug elitism.

* The fight with Dark Fearne also puts them up against a version of Mister, whom Liam dubs [[JustForPun Twisted]] [[Music/TwistedSister Mister.]] A delighted Aabria grants him inspiration.

-->'''Brennan:''' We ''had'' to have caught it on camera.

** Loquatius tries to assure Laerryn there's nothing going on between him and his secretary Aria. She just happens to be [[NotHelpingYourCase young and attractive as it comes with the job]]. Cue Laerryn absolutely ''seething'' throughout this exchange.

* Brennan, unlike Matt and Aabria, opts to call the whole table out for their antics before the episode starts and when they come back from break.

* After Zerxus's dream ends as he wakes up, the table starts yelling at Brennan for the MoodWhiplash and ask how they're supposed to go about their day after seeing that nightmare of a dream. Brennan jokes that they knew what they were in for from the name.
-->'''Brennan:''' It's not EXU fuckin' Party Time!
-->'''Lou:''' Is it too late to change?

* Laerryn getting the news that her ex-husband Loquatius was here to speak with her. As Loquatius appears, he notes that he kept sending messages to Laerryn who ignored all of them. Then they start throwing barbs at one another, with the table laughing along with delight.
--> '''Laerryn:''' Well, you have my unadulterated attention.\\
'''Loquatius:''' That’s the first time ''that'' has ever happened.\\

* Nydas' men had apparently saved the enchanted glade home to a sphinx's maze, causing the sphinx to fell indebted to the man and offer him a boon. So if he needed anything, they would happily come to his aid and lay down their life for him. Nydas apparently used his boon to call the sphinx over for the "Parade of Beasts" [[MundaneUtility so he could roar at the crowd]]. The sphinx is both confused and a little insulted over this request, as he was an intelligent creature who could converse and think.

* By the time we get to Travis' character Cerrit it's become obvious that every one is in a disparately different situation, except Sam and Aabria who are the leads of the same RomCom, and Cerrit being the equivalent of a head detective leads Aabria to exclaim "you're in a different movie from the rest of us!"
* As they are leading into a big gala Aabria asks Sam if his character brought a date. Sam decides on the spot that he absolutely did. This leads to Brennan having to come up with Bolo the Aeoran news intern, who he gives a very heavy stilted Slavic accent.
** Then when Cerrit runs into Bolo, he introduces himself as Bolo is having an argument with a scarecrow automaton who won't give her drinks.

-->'''Laerryn:''' You wanna do this ''now''?

* Sam becomes incredibly smug when he learns that Loquatius and Zerxus inadvertently saved Purvon's life, and the rest of the started begging Marisha to not tell Loquatius.

-->'''Brennan:''' We ''had'' to have caught that on camera.
* The Ring of Brass go looking for information about Vespin Chloris. They find two of Loquatius' pre-recorded crystals. The first is a pre-recorded memorial for Eldamir the Wise. The second is an advertisement for [[ShoutOut Mulligan's]] Tavern.
-->'''Loquatius:''' The third best ale in Avalir, but the best place to make friends!\\
'''Brennan:''' I don't drink, so I'll take it.
* Brennan pulls out a map as the group (well, Laerryn and Patia) get into the first battle of the series. Sam asks if Brennan made it, but Brennan tells him that he and Matt had hung out all morning and Matt put that map together. Brennan says that Matt Mercer is a Map Master, but accidentally calls him "Map Mercer" as he does.

* [[AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachother Laerryn uses Arcane Ward to intercept all 20 points of damage coming towards Loquatius]]. Unfortunately for her, Zexus also intercepts some of the damage, and this is the only assist Loquatius notices.
* Findras Lightbreaker and his Spellguard arrive on the battlefield after Lacrytia just vanished. She howls at them, "Kill them all. Keep the blood of the Master's[[note]]The "Master" being Asmodeus[[/note]] chosen. He lives!". Luis's reactions are absolutely ''hysterical''.

--> '''Lou''': You're crushing me! And you think this is the time do bits?! ''(everyone erupts in laughter)'' Let me out of the fucking hand! I can't even see it!
* As Cerrit dashes towards the helm entrance, Sam asks if Cerrit would be able to see glass like a bird and mimes him running into it. Cue the entire table laughing.
--> '''Aabria:''' He can see grains of sand that are beneath his eyes, but windows are fucking nuts!

* Even as everyone is left in StunnedSilence by the ending, Sam still has this darkly humourous line to sum up the entirety of episode 3, said with a cheerful grin:
--> '''Sam:''' It had '''everything!'' We all betrayed each other, we betrayed the world, the world betrayed the world!

* Loquatius dies of his injuries and has a ShapeshifterSwanSong of a sort. Instead of taking on the faces of others, his penis shifts to various animal penis.
-->'''Sam:''' And before he dies, the last penis looks like [[TakeThat Brennan.]]\\
'''Brennan:''' People think I'm nice, but I really just conform to the genre.
* Marisha quietly takes out a box of tissues from under the table after Cerrit sends his children to their mother.
* After saving Nydas from a group of K'nauthi, the sphinx from episode 1 says "Consider this the boon, I want to be paid for the parade appearance".

* Lady Elmenore speaks to her children and offers them a way out. Lou and Marisha start having what can only be described as a slow-motion slap fight, clawing at each other. Travis keeps repeating incredulously to Sam in an undertone: "You're a child of the Seelie Court? You're a descendant of the [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Seelie Court?" Bear in mind that Loquatius' surname is ''Seelie'' and his catchphrase is ''"Seelie you later,"'' so he wasn't exactly hiding it.

-->'''Brennan:''' "All I'm saying is everyone loves it when Matt Mercer says two-thirds of Exandria is gone, but when it actually starts to happen and we're making saving throws for an hour of game time, all of a sudden people got some shit to say. That's all I'm saying!"

* During a roundtable wrapup with the dungeon masters, Brennan is asked what sort of snacks he prefers when [=DMing=]. This sets him off on one of his legendary rants at his fellow dungeon masters, accusing them of being elevated beings comparable to the Ur-skeks from ''Film/TheDarkCrystal'' who don't need food to survive while looking down on his merely human self with smug elitism.