History Funny / CoolRunnings

* The morning after he chews them out for getting into trouble in the bar brawl, saying that "I didn't come here to get my butt whipped, and maybe it's time I start doing a little whipping of my own!", Irv is shocked awake the next morning by an alarm clock being held next to his ear.

-->'''Irv''': Y'see, Sanka, the driver has to work harder than anyone. [''[[MeaningfulLook continues talking, but looks at Derrice]]''] He's the first to show up, and the last to leave. When his buddies are all out drinking beer, he's up in his room studying pictures of turns. Y'see, a driver must remain focused 100% at all times. Not only is he responsible for knowing every inch of every course he races, he's also responsible for the lives of the other men in the sled. Now do you want that responsibility?

-->'''Irv''': Y'see, Sanka, the driver has to work harder than anyone. He's the first to show up, and the last to leave. When his buddies are all out drinking beer, he's up in his room studying pictures of turns. Y'see, a driver must remain focused 100% at all times. Not only is he responsible for knowing every inch of every course he races, he's also responsible for the lives of the other men in the sled. Now do you want that responsibility?
-->'''Sanka''': -I say we make Derice the driver.

-->'''Derice''': Sanka, what's that 'cha smoking?
-->'''Sanka''': I'm not smoking, I'm ''breathing!''

** Not exactly beachwear - they are wearing jackets and sweatshirts. In other words, clothing for "Jamaica cold". Plenty fine for a winter in Kingston (average January low temperature being 73 degrees Fahrenheit), but not for the blizzard they walk into.
** Note that Irv is wearing basically the same thing, with only the addition of a wool coat. But having lived in the US and been a winter athlete for years, the only effect you see is him squinting because of the wind. His being bigger also gives him more cold tolerance than the four Jamaicans.

** Not exactly beachwear - they are wearing jackets and sweatshirts. In other words, clothing for "Jamaica cold". Plenty fine for a winter in Kingston (average January low temperature - 73 degrees Fahrenheit), but not for the blizzard they walk into.
*** Note that Irv is wearing basically the same thing, with only the addition of a wool coat. But having lived in the US and been a winter athlete for years, the only effect you see is him squinting because of the wind.

*** Note that Irv is wearing basically the same thing, with only the addition of a wool coat. But having lived in the US and been a winter athlete for years, the only affect you see is him squinting because of the wind.

-->'''Irv''': So do I, Sanka. So do I.

* Just after the team's first sled hits the police officer's car, Irv comes running down the hill to tell the team that they beat there best time. So what does he say to the now very stunned police?

* "Will ya shut up about the damn Swiss".

-->'''Sanka:''' How 'bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?

* Sanka, just Sanka, from turning up at a hotel room door wearing a maid's hat and brandishing a feather duster. To happily joining in a couples style Rodeo Dance, and later a bar room brawl, to kissing his "lucky egg".

* The Yul threatening Sanka:

* Irv getting ready to throw snowballs at the guys when they run past him. . .only to have them do exactly that to him.

--> '''Irv'': That's Josef Grool. He's one of the best drivers in the world.
--> '''Yul''': Yeah, and he's one of the biggest assholes in the world too.

* Sanka, just Sanka, form turning up at a hotel room door wearing a maid's hat and brandishing a feather duster. To happily joining in a couples style Rodeo Dance, and later a bar room brawl, to kissing his "lucky egg".
* The entire sequence of our boys arriving in the freezing Canadian weather, in beachwear.

* The entire sequence of our boys arriving in the freezing weather, in beachwear.

-->'''Irv''': So do I, Sanka. So do I.

* CrowningMomentOfFunny: Irv and Sanka's debate on his role on the team.