History Funny / CodexEquus

--> -- Attributed to '''Prince Crimson Star, the Red Scholar''', who reportedly ran out of the royal Terran palace screaming after his father, '''Emperor Golden Scepter''', started telling his sons stories about the Alicorn Civilization's "[[TooMuchInformation free-love future]]" as well as [[ParentalSexualitySquick his own sex life]].

* The scholarly Prince Crimson Star, eighth son of the Radiant Emperor of Ponykind Golden Scepter, believes that all knowledge should be pursued no matter what the subject is. Then the entry adds "Give or take a few exceptions."
--> '''''[[WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice LA LA LA LA LA, I CAN'T HEAR THIS, I DON'T WANT TO BE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE!!!]]'''''
--> -- Attributed to '''Prince Crimson Star, the Red Scholar''', who reportedly ran out of the royal Terran palace screaming after his father, '''Emperor Golden Scepter''', started telling his sons stories about the Alicorn Civilization's "free-love future" as well as his own sex life.

* After the Changelings' aeons-long masquerade was finally broken, Crown Prince Bramble of Thicket started musing on how likely it is for a Changeling, like Emperor Blackthorn, to hide in the Alvslog Forest Realm in plain sight as one of them until the time came to strike. It just so happened that [[CanonForeigner CAPTAIN]] [[NamesTheSame Blackthorn]] arrives at the wrong time in the middle of the conversation, causing the royal family to imprison him for two days, under heavy guard and constantly probed by Seers and Druids until everyone was fully convinced that he ''wasn't'' a Changeling Emperor in disguise.

* After the Changelings' aeons-long masquerade was finally broken, Crown Prince Bramble of Thicket started musing on how likely it is for a Changeling, like Emperor Blackthorn, to hide in the Alvslog Forest Realm in plain sight as one of them until the time came to strike. It just so happened that [[NamesTheSame CAPTAIN Blackthorn]] arrives at the wrong time in the middle of the conversation, causing the royal family to imprison him for two days, under heavy guard and constantly probed by Seers and Druids until everyone was fully convinced that he ''wasn't'' a Changeling Emperor in disguise.

--> "[[EvilLaugh Mwahahaha]]! [[YouFool You FOOLS!]]" Flœrð declared, [[LargeHam with all his dramatic flair]], [[ReadingIn holding and reading a script]] in his telekinetic field, "[[CaptainObvious I had fooled you all]], for [[FaceHeelTurn I had intended to betray you]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment foolish fools]] [[EvilAllAlong all along]]! Now I shall [[KillItWithFire cast down Hoygard in flames]] and [[TakeOverTheWorld plunge Cervidia in mischief and mayhem]]! I will [[BigEater feast upon the delicious mortals by the hundred thousands]], [[ReallyGetsAround sleep with all the]] [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty beautiful queens and princesses]], [[PokeThePoodle kick every puppy I come across]] and... and..." He snorted, and then collapsed in utter hilarity, joined by the laughter of his siblings.

--> "[[EvilLaugh Mwahahaha]]! [[YouFool You FOOLS!]]" Flœrð declared, [[LargeHam with all his dramatic flair]], [[ReadingIn holding and reading a script]] in his telekinetic field, "[[CaptainObvious I had fooled you all]], for [[FaceHeelTurn I had intended to betray you]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment foolish fools]] [[EvilAllAlong all along]]! Now I shall [[KillItWithFire cast down Hoygard in flames]] and [[TakeOverTheWorld drown Cervidia in mischief and mayhem]]! I will [[BigEater feast upon the delicious mortals by the hundred thousands]], [[ReallyGetsAround sleep with all the]] [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty beautiful queens and princesses]], [[PokeThePoodle kick every puppy I come across]] and... and..." He snorted, and then collapsed in utter hilarity, joined by the laughter of his siblings.

--> "[[EvilLaugh Mwahahaha]]! [[YouFool You FOOLS!]]" Flœrð declared, [[LargeHam with all his dramatic flair]], [[ReadingIn holding and reading a script]] in his telekinetic field, "I had fooled you all, for [[FaceHeelTurn I had intended to betray you]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment foolish fools]] [[EvilAllAlong all along]]! Now I shall [[KillItWithFire cast down Hoygard in flames]] and [[TakeOverTheWorld drown Cervidia in mischief and mayhem]]! I shall [[BigEater feast upon the delicious mortals by the thousands]], [[ReallyGetsAround sleep with]] [[ChivalrousPervert all the]] [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty beautiful queens and princesses]], [[PokeThePoodle kick every puppy I come across]] and... and..." He snorted, and then collapsed in utter hilarity, joined by the laughter of his siblings.
** Doubly hilarious when you consider he prank/trick people, eats whole kingdoms (That are corrupt/evil) and sleep with females (With consent and genuine affection) a lot, meaning he's basically boasting about doing what he is ''already doing'' on a regular basis when he turns evil.

* Flœrð, Ljoss and Mjolna couldn't keep a straight face for much of the rehearsal for Flœrð's 'betrayal' while preparing for 'Final Ragnarok', especially when he said lines for his FaceHeelTurn. It's implied Flœrð was merely joking to ease tension leading up to the struggle ahead. And [[ThePrankster trolling Changeling Queen Ithomii]], who's helping .

--> "Mwahaha! You FOOLS!" Flœrð declared, [[LargeHam with all his dramatic flair]], [[ReadingIn holding and reading a script]] in his telekinetic field, "I had fooled you all, for [[FaceHeelTurn I had intended to betray you]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment foolish fools]] [[EvilAllAlong all along]]! Now I shall [[KillItWithFire cast down Hoygard in flames]] and [[TakeOverTheWorld drown Cervidia in mischief and mayhem]]! I shall [[BigEater feast upon the delicious mortals by the thousands]], [[ReallyGetsAround sleep with]] [[ChivalrousPervert all the]] [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty beautiful queens and princesses]], [[PokeThePoodle kick every puppy I come across]] and... and..." He snorted, and then collapsed in utter hilarity, joined by the laughter of his siblings.

-> "[[LargeHam Mwahaha! You FOOLS!]]" Flœrð declared, with all his dramatic flair, holding and reading a script in his telekinetic field, "I had fooled you all, for [[FaceHeelTurn I had intended to betray you]] [[YouFool foolish]] [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment fools]] [[EvilAllAlong all along]]! Now I shall cast down Hoygard in flames and drown Cervidia in mischief and mayhem! I shall [[BigEater feast upon the delicious mortals by the thousands]], [[ReallyGetsAround sleep with]] [[ChivalrousPervert all the]] [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty beautiful queens and princesses]], [[PokeThePoodle kick every puppy]] I come across and... and..." He snorted, and then collapsed in utter hilarity, joined by the laughter of his siblings.

* One canonized drabble has Quarter Hearts aka [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Gleaming Shield, the Hero of Time]] facing off against a platoon of Storm Warriors led by a Yeti captain. The Yeti mocks the 'prissy pansy' Pony for daring to face them, thinking he's just a pacifistic pushover who doesn't even know what's a weapon like the other Equestrians. Quarter hearts responded by bringing out [[ImprobableWeaponUser a strange bird]], throwing it at them, and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere running like demons are on his tail]]. One smash-cut later, the SoleSurvivor of the platoon is reduced to a quivering mess on the floor of his cell, [[MadnessMantra repeating over and over again]] about "The beaks... the beaks...!". That's right, the Hero of Time just defeated an entire platoon of the Storm Empire's forces by having the Codexverse's expy of [[TheDreaded the]] [[LethalJokeCharacter Cuccos]] [[ZergRush swarm]] and ''[[DeathByAThousandCuts peck them]] [[CurbstompBattle to death]]''.

* One canonized drabble has Quarter Hearts aka [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Gleaming Shield, the Hero of Time]] facing off against a platoon of Storm Warriors led by a Yeti captain. The Yeti mocks the 'prissy pansy' Pony for daring to face them, thinking he's just a pacifistic pushover who doesn't even know what's a weapon like the other Equestrians. Quarter hearts responded by bringing out [[ImprobableWeaponUser a strange bird]], throwing it at them, and [[ScrewThisIAmOuttaHere running like demons are on his tail]]. One smash-cut later, the SoleSurvivor of the platoon is reduced to a quivering mess on the floor of his cell, [[MadnessMantra repeating over and over again]] about "The beaks... the beaks...!". That's right, the Hero of Time just defeated an entire platoon of the Storm Empire's forces by having the Codexverse's expy of [[TheDreaded the]] [[LethalJokeCharacter Cuccos]] ''peck them to death''.

* On top of being heroic and cunning, Flœrð the Hoyklan God of Trickery, Deceit and Mischief is famous/infamous for being a ChivalrousPervert who ReallyGetsAround. So much, in fact, that in a canonical drabble, When during the events of the 'Final Ragnarok' he called in his children and grandchildren to aid them in their greatest hour of need, A WHOLE ARMY of gods and demigods turned up as reinforcements. And the kicker was that it's still ''barely a splinter of the whole tree''. His baffled siblings are left stunned and wondering just how many partners had Flœrð slept with.
** Which leads to this gem from Flœrð: "The same answer to how many I had tricked, pranked or eaten: [[UpToEleven I've LOST COUNT]]."

* On top of being heroic and cunning, Flœrð the Hoyklan God of Trickery, Deceit and Mischief is famous/infamous for being a ChivalrousPervert who ReallyGetsAround. So much, in fact, that in a canonical drabble, When during the events of the 'Final Ragnarok' he called in his children and grandchildren to aid them in their greatest hour of need, A WHOLE ARMY of gods and demigods turned up as reinforcements. His baffled siblings are left stunned and wondering just how many partners had Flœrð slept with.

* Valefor, an enemy of future Dragon Lord Pyro II, had for his ultimate goal awakening and unleashing an ancient primordial demon to ravage the world. And he wanted to do this because... actually, nobody knows for sure exactly ''why'' he wants to do it, not even Pyro II. It seems for all his evil and the threat he poised, [[ForTheEvulz Valefor apparently had no logical motive for his apocalyptic ambitions]], which confused everyone to no end.

* Valefor, an enemy of future Dragon Lord Pyro II, had for his ultimate goal awakening and unleashing an ancient primordial demon to ravage the world. And he wanted to do this because... actually, nobody knows for sure exactly ''why'' he wants to do it, not even Pyro II. It seems for all his evil and the threat he poised, [[ForTheEvulz Valefor apparently had NO logical motive for his apocalyptic ambitions]], which confused everyone to no end.
--> '''Pyro II:''' [[LampshadeHanging Honestly, it made NO thrice-damned sense whatsoever]].

* Valefor, an enemy of future Dragon Lord Pyro II, had for his ultimate goal awakening and unleashing an ancient primordial demon to ravage the world. And he wanted to do this because... actually, nobody knows for sure exactly ''why'' he wants to do it, not even Pyro II. It seems for all his evil and the threat he poised, [[ForTheEvulz Valefor had apparently ''no'' logical motive for his apocalyptic ambitions]], which confused everyone to no end.
--> '''Pyro II:''' [[LampshadeHanging Honestly, it made ''no'' thrice-damned ''sense'' whatsoever]].

* Valefor, an enemy of future Dragon Lord Pyro II, had for his ultimate goal awakening and unleashing an ancient primordial demon to ravage the world. And he wanted to do this because... actually, nobody knows for sure exactly ''why'' he wants to do it, not even Pyro II. It seems for all his evil and the threat he poised, Valefor had apparently ''no'' logical motive for his apocalyptic ambitions, which confused everyone to no end.

--> '''Pyro II:''' Honestly, it made ''no'' thrice-damned ''sense'' whatsoever.

--> '''Pyro II:''' Honestly, it made ''no'' thrice-damned ''sense''.

* Valefor, an enemy of future Dragon Lord Pyro II, had for his ultimate goal awakening and unleashing an ancient primordial demon to ravage the world. And he wanted to do this because... actually, nobody knows for sure exactly ''why'' he wants to do it, not even Pyro II. It seems for all his evil and the threat he poised, Valefor had apparently ''no'' logical motive for wanting to do this, which confused everyone to no end.
--> '''Pyro II:''' Honestly, it made ''no'' thrice-damned sense.

* After the Changelings' eons-long masquerade was finally broken, Crown Prince Bramble started musing on how likely it is for a Changeling, including Emperor Blackthorn, to hide in the Alvslog Thicket as one of them until the time came to strike. It just so happened that Captain Blackthorn arrives at the wrong time in the middle of the conversation, causing the royal family to imprison him for two days, under heavy guard and constantly probed by Seers and Druids until everyone was fully convinced that he ''wasn't'' a Changeling Emperor in disguise.
--> '''Emperor Blackthorn:''' We are very much amused.