History Funny / CloneHigh

* After Abe crashes his shopping cart into an Animal Crackers display at the store, Joan warns him that the next time the box might be filled with ''real'' animals. Abe just scoffs at this; "Yeah Joan, I'm going to hit a big box of animals". Unfortunately for him, that day a local zoo is transporting a truck full of the world's remaining pandas... which of course Abe almost crashes into.

* Abe's response to the X-Stream Blu show [[spoiler: and the audience loving it]]:

** Double hilarious when it turns out the "voices" are actually [[spoiler:broadcasts from a Christian radio station that Joan has been picking up with her dented retainer.]]
** Joan goes to the only person who could help her with his problem, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovbL-HJY_3Q Jesús Christo]][[note]]Who's adopted by a Chicano family and wears a halo that attaches to his shirt[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the summary of a Joan of Arc film and tells Joan to calm down because "God has a plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." This line makes him more than a little bitter. At the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.
-->'''Caesar''': Be careful with that nail gun, Jesús.
* The theme for Cleopatra's awareness fair is [[spoiler:awareness.]]

* Abe's dreck of a movie ''It Takes A Hero'', which is basically every clichéd AintNoRule sports movie plot rolled into one mess. When screened at the festival, the audience is incredibly bored.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUaJFH252w "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!"]] [[spoiler:His car flips over.]]

* The constant repetition of the cliché "RaceForYourLove" trope, to the point that even Skunky Poo does it at the end... though only to call Scudworth "bitch" one last time.

** [[spoiler: Abe was talking about a small replica of the Abraham Lincoln animatronic figure he bought at the amusement park]]

* The reveal that the AggressiveDrugDealer The Pusher is really just [[spoiler: celebrity guest Creator/JackBlack, having been hired to drum up raisin sales]]

* JFK takes three backup dates to the prom: the Brontë Sisters. He ends up giving them to Film/TheThreeStooges.
* The DeletedScene, which appeared in animatic form on the show's now-defunct website, in which Joan is crowned prom queen and [[spoiler:[[BrickJoke John Dark]]]] is crowned king, forcing Joan to dance awkwardly [[spoiler:by herself]] with TranquilFury to "Caribbean Queen."

-->"And when you eat just sweets//
Make sure you try//
To limit your servings//
Or you'll...//
(''Music [[MoodWhiplash abruptly shifts]] from jaunty ragtime to industrial metal'')//
'''[[SuddenlyShouting DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!]]'''//
(''Back to jaunty'')//

* While Marilyn Manson's song sequence is pretty Nightmare-inducing, it's also pretty hilarious to see him do a song that is mostly the exact opposite of what he's usually known for. Albeit the lyrics are just as surreal.

** One of the things he spends money on is getting Mr Butlertron gold-plated and hydrualically lowered.

-->'''Narrator''': [[OnceAnEpisode Tonight, on a very special Clone High]]. One of the clones you've grown to love will be horribly killed! [[BlatantLies This is not some]] [[RatingsStunt cheap ass stunt where we]] [[WeHardlyKnewYe lamely introduce a new character just to kill 'em off]]. A CLONE DIES TONIGHT.

* The RunningGag about Abe injuring his mouth. First Napoleon forces him to eat a glass he dropped at the dish pit, then he cuts his cheek open with the Knork (knife+fork), and finally he eats one of the weenie tots that Joan hid razorblades in.
--> '''Abe''': WHY DO I KEEP CUTTING MY MOUTH?!!

** Scudworth's plot in the episode revolves around the Leader forcing him to write an essay on what it's like to be a student at Clone High to show he knows what he's doing. Scudworth first tries interrogating Joan of Arc by tying her to a chair, but flips his lid when she makes fun of JayLeno and drops her into his Death Maze as punishment. His second idea involves dressing up as teenagers and going undercover at JFK's party. It turns into a disaster (for him, Butlertron is accepted), and he ends the night being used as a pinata by Genghis Khan. When the Leader is about to kill him for failing his assignment, Scudworth's teary-eyed description of all the pain he suffered convinces him that Scudworth knows what it's like being a teenager. Scudworth pledges to be more understanding of the issues faced by his teenage students... which he almost immediately forgets about and casually makes fun of an obese student.

* The constant repetition of the cliché "RaceToTheAirport" trope, to the point that even Skunky Poo does it at the end... though only to call Scudworth "bitch" one last time.

* The show's use of Sigmund Freud. ''Literally''. After Joan presents her student film, the clone of Freud is the only one who gets its meaning (while everyone else in the audience let out a simultaneous [[FlatWhat "huh"]]) and starts mocking her for it.

** Bonus points for giving Freud a singsongy Bavarian child voice as he teases her.

** After, Marie says that he went off to teach Creator/OscarWilde how to play pool.

* JFK takes three backup dates to the prom: the Brontë Sisters. He ends up giving them to the {{Three Stooges|ShoutOut}}.

* Ghandi trying to help Abe out of having to get beer for JFK's party by suggesting he tell JFK that he misheard him, and that he'd "get the ''beards''." Followed by a CutawayGag of everyone at the party wearing fake beards and ''loving it!''

* Abe and Ghandi try to get Genghis Khan to pretend to be 21 and buy a keg of beer. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKO_cvXB9oI It goes as well as you would expect]].

* The clone of Elvis Presley is actually two twin brothers, one thin and one fat who apparently really let himself go over the summer and got addicted to junk food and tranquilizers.

--> '''Scudworth''': Why, creating a merchanical british servant is no more crazy than that tie your wearing!

** Scudworths plot in the episode revolves around the Leader forcing him to write an essay on what it's like to be a student at Clone High to show he knows what he's doing. Scudworth first tries interogating Joan Of Arc by tying her to a chair, but flips his lid when she makes fun of JayLeno and drops her into his Death Maze as punishment. His second idea involves dressing up as teenagers and going undercover at JFK's party. It turns into a disaster (for him, Butlertron is accepted), and he ends the night being used as a pinata by Genghis Khan. When the Leader is about to kill him for failing his assignment, Scudworths teary-eyed description of all the pain he suffered convinces him that Scudworth knows what it's like being a teenager. Scudworth pledges to be more understanding of the issues faced by his teenage students... which he almost immediatly forgets about and casually makes fun of an obese student.
* When Cleo talks to Abe, he immediatly freezes up, then tries to look cool by casually leaning against the school trophy case.. which shatters under his weight, slicing up his arm.
* Mr Sheepman, the school history teacher, is the worlds first (mostly) human clone; his creators spliced in sheep DNA, giving him sheep-like features and wool on his upper body. When he "gets ready for the weekend", he shaves the wool down to look like a tank top.

** Even better is Ghandi asking what's in the X-treme Blue and receiving a free t-shirt. His response?

* While Marilyn Manson's song sequence is pretty Nightmare-inducing ,but it's also pretty hilarious to see him do a song that is mostly the exact opposite of what he's usually known for. Albeit the lyrics are just as surreal.

* Ghandis crappy "impressions" (which Abe loves).

* The witch hunt against Ghandi for having ADD, which the parents have apparently mistaken for AIDS.

* Abe's dreck of a movie ''It Takes A Hero'', which is basically every cliched AintNoRule sports movie plot rolled into one mess. When screened at the festival, the audience is incredibly bored.

* After Abe crashes his shopping cart into an Animal Crackers display at the store, Joan warns him that the next time the box might be filled with ''real'' animals. Abe just scoffs at this; "Yeah Joan, I'm going to hit a big box of animals". Unfortunately for him, that day a local zoo is transporting a truck full of the worlds remaining pandas... which of course Abe almost crashes into.
* When Joan and Ghandi stage an intervention for Abe, Ghandi talks about how he was so excited to see ''Film/AmericanPie'' he couldnt sleep the night before, and fell asleep in the theater, and so he never got to see Jason Biggs have sex with the pie.
--> '''Abe''': Why dont you just rent it? \\
'''Ghandi''': *beat* *rushes out the door* (later in the episode, he did indeed rent the movie, and is loving it)

* Ghandis subplot about being nervous about the SAT tests, to the point where he wants to just skip taking them. He ends up befriending a weird trucker who teaches him various SAT problems through bad metaphors, only to find out that the trucker is actually DeadAllAlong, and is in fact the ghost of the Rhode scholar who invented the tests. What really makes this funny is that we see Ghandi have a sudden realization that he's just been talking to himself the whole time, and that both the trucker and his truck were invisible. This includes Ghandi pumping gas into nothing, and somehow ''floating down the road two feet off the ground!''
** Ghandi's foster mom threatening to kill herself when Ghandi says he wants to be a trucker. "I'm getting out the good noose!"

* After Joan reveals herself, she does indeed make the winning goal (well, A goal, GESH still won but Scudworths bet was that Clone High would score a point at all)... except everyone gives ''ABE'' the credit because he was the one who convinced Scudworth to let Joan throw.

** The scene where Scudworth sets up an anvil trap with bacon as the bait, [[LittleKnownFacts becaus everyone knows skunks love free bacon]]. He then forgets that he's the one who set the trap because Skunky scribbles in "For Scudworths" on the Free Bacon sign.
--> '''Scudworth''': Free Bacon for Scudworths? Why, I'M a Scudworth! *takes a bacon piece, only to get smashes by the anvil* OH MY GOD, THE AGONY!! NOTHING CAN BE WORSE THAN THE PAIN I FEEL AT THIS MOMENT!!

* The constant repetition of the cliche "RaceToTheAirport" trope, to the point that even Skunky Poo does it at the end... though only to call Scudworth "bitch" one last time.

--> '''Joan/Cleo/JFK/Ghandi/Everyone Else''': [[EyeTake O_O]]

** From the same episode, Cleo and Joan are forced to room together after Joans house burns down. They attempt to deal with the friction by painting a line across the entire room. The problem? They painted it HORIZONTALLY, meaning Joan ended up with the ceiling, where she crawls around like a spider, throwing things at Cleo.

--> '''Toots''': Now you dont need to worry about flooding Joanie. I built this house like Noah built his arc! Yep, [[ExactWords this house is floodproof!]]

--> '''Joan''': Its gone Toots... all gone...
--> '''Toots''': *drags a boat across dry land with an oar* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What a terrible flood!]] Holler when you see land, Joanie! (What makes this extra funny is that despite Toots insistance that there's a flood, its not even raining, much less flooding)

* The live action cat eating Ghandi.
* "Love is just an abstract concept! It cant knock down stuff!"
* Abe and Cleo talking about going to "2nd And a Half Base" (which is apparently under the shirt, over the bra). When Cleo asks if Abe brought protection, Abe shows that he's wearing oven mitts.

--> '''JFK''': The moon, it's chasing me! Everywhere I look, there it is! KNOCK IT OFF MOON! I'm coming up there! *attempts to jump up to the moon, but ends up crashing through the school skylight*
* At the PTA meeting, Abe's parents say that they found raisins in Abe's pocket, but he said they belonged to Ghandi.
--> '''Ghandi's Mother''': Our Ghandi would never do drugs! On an unrelated note, he's been missing for four days.
* The reveal that the AgressiveDrugDealer The Pusher is really just [[spoiler: celebrity guest Creator/JackBlack, having been hired to drum up raisin sales]]

* JFK having a massive breakdown in the back of Abe's car. Even playing a Gameboy isnt enough to take his mind off it.
--> '''JFK''': Now Mario's dead! Why couldnt Ponce have had three lives like Mario?!

* The ridiculous Knork Abe and Ghandi "invented" (it's clearly a cheese knife). The design process completely gets away from them until they end up with a coal-powered monstrosity you strap to your back. When they attempt to demonstrate it to potential customers, it goes haywire and carves up Abe's face.
* The homeless teenager who looks like MandyMoore that Joan meets. She insists she isnt Mandy Moore though.

* The sheer stupidity of Snowflake Day, which was created in a well-meaning but incompetent attempt at creating a non-exclusionary secular holiday, which ended up usurping all actual religious holidays. For one thing, the holidays mascot is Pirate Jake, who brings children "spices upon spices".

** '''Scudworth''': "Are you programed to be thinking what I'm thinking?"

** A well-meaning Toots makes Joans makeover even worse due to being blind.
* After Ghandi unknowingly rejects her, Marie Curie gets a new prom date... Rock Hudson. Yeah, good luck with that, Marie.

** Scudworth immediatly regaining all his memories after Butlertron reminds him of his feud with JohnStamos, except for the last 30 seconds before he passed out. Which is a problem, because it was the Shadowy Figures telling him they're terminating the project and seizing the clones.

* JFK takes three backup dates to the prom; the Bronte Sisters. He ends up giving them to The {{Three Stooges|ShoutOut}}.

* "Now I may be blind, but..." whatever follows is usually going to be hilarious.

* JFK takes three backup dates to the prom; the Bronte Sisters. He ends up giving them to TheThreeStooges.

* Scudworth wasting the sponsorship money on bling. When Mr Butlertron points out he should probably save some of it, Scudworth says that he watched the first two thirds of the ''MCHammer Behind The Music'' special, and if there's one thing he learned from that, it's that money never runs out.

* The reveal that the AgressiveDrugDealer The Pusher is really just [[spoiler: celebrity guest JackBlack, having been hired to drum up raisin sales]]

** After falling off Scudworth's wall, Abe hits his head and has a strange vision of AbrahamLincoln telling him to rally the teens against the "evil raisin", and if he does, Cleo will totally do him. When he comes to, he's made an important realization: "Man, I look like a ''jackass'' in these rainbow shorts!"

* After Ghandi unknowingly rejects her, Marie Curie gets a new prom date... RockHudson. Yeah, good luck with that, Marie.

* After Abe crashes his shopping cart into an Animal Crackers display at the store, Joan warns him that the next time the box might be filled with ''real'' animals. Abe just scoffs at this; "Yeah Joan, I'm going to hit a big box of animals". Unfortunatly for him, that day a local zoo is transporting a truck full of the worlds remaining pandas... which of course Abe almost crashes into.
* When Joan and Ghandi stage an intervention for Abe, Ghandi talks about how he was so excited to see ''AmericanPie'' he couldnt sleep the night before, and fell asleep in the theater, and so he never got to see Jason Biggs have sex with the pie.
--> '''Abe''': Why dont you just rent it?
--> '''Ghandi''': *beat* *rushes out the door* (later in the episode, he did indeed rent the movie, and is loving it)

* Ghandis subplot about being nervous about the SAT tests, to the point where he wnats to just skip taking them. He ends up befriending a weird trucker who teaches him various SAT problems through bad metaphors, only to find out that the trucker is actually DeadAllAlong, and is in fact the ghost of the rhode scholar who invented the tests. What really makes this funny is that we see Ghandi have a sudden realization that he's just been talking to himself the whole time, and that both the trucker and his truck were invisible. This includes Ghandi pumping gas into nothing, and somehow ''floating down the road two feet off the ground!''
** Ghandis foster mom threatening to kill herself when Ghandi says he wants to be a trucker. "I'm getting out the good noose!"
* The reveal for why test takers ''have'' to use Nr 2 Pencils; it's part of a 50-year plan by the Secret Board of Shadowy Figures to power up Scantron 3000, a robot that uses the Nr 2 Pencil lead as his power source to take over the world. Its especially funny because they never explain why they didnt just feed the lead directly to him and chose such a complex way of undertaking the plan. Not to mention that the plan is foiled at the last minute by Mr Butlertron feeding Scantron a test taken with a Nr 3 Pencil, then destroying him with a LogicBomb.

** '''Scudworth''': "Are you programed to be thinking what I'm thinking?"

* Abe and Ghandi try to get Genghis Khan to pretend to be 21 and by a keg of beer. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKO_cvXB9oI It goes as well as you would assume]].

** Joan goes to the only person who could help her with his problem, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovbL-HJY_3Q Jesús Christo]][[note]]Who's adopted by a Chicano family and wears a halo that attaches to his shirt[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the summary of a Jon of Arc film and tells Joan to calm down because "God has a plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." This line makes him more than a little bitter. At the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.

* Abe's dreck of a movie ''It Takes A Hero'', which is basically every cliched AintNoRule sports movie plot rolled into one mess.

* "'''''[[SayMyName STAMOS!!!!!!]]'''''"

* A subtle bit of FridgeBrilliance: Joan is never seen donning or removing her disguise, or even outright admitting that she's "John" before the end. Despite her [[PaperThinDisguise pitiful attempt at a disguise]], even ''the audience'' was supposed to be shocked by her reveal!

--> '''Toots''': *drags a boat across dry land with an oar* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Whata terrible flood!]] Holler when you see land, Joanie! (What makes this extra funny is that despite Toots insistance that there's a flood, its not even raining, much less flooding)

* A subtle bit of FridgeBrilliance: Joan is never seen donning or removing her disguise, or even outright admitting that she's "John" before the end. Despite her [[PaperThingDisguise pitiful attempt at a disguise]], even ''the audience'' was supposed to be shocked by her reveal!

-->'''General'''

-->'''Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand'''

-->'''Election Blu-Galoo'''

-->'''A.D.D.: The Last 'D' Is for Disorder'''

-->'''Film Fest: Tears of a Clone'''

-->'''Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening'''

-->'''Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc'''

-->'''Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations'''

-->'''A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm'''

-->'''Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts'''

-->'''Litter Kills: Litterally'''

-->'''Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode'''

--->'''Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode'''

-->General

-->Episode 1: '''Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand'''

-->Episode 2: '''Election Blu-Galoo'''

-->Episode 3: '''A.D.D.: The Last 'D' Is for Disorder'''

-->Episode 4: '''Film Fest: Tears of a Clone'''

-->Episode 5: '''Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening'''

-->Episode 6: '''Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc'''

-->Episode 7: '''Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations'''

-->Episode 8: '''A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm'''

-->Episode 9: '''Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts'''

-->Episode 10: '''Litter Kills: Litterally'''

-->Episode 11: '''Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode'''

--->Episode 12: '''Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode'''

* While Marilyn Manson's song sequence is pretty Nightmare-inducing ,but it's also pretty hilarious to see him do a song that is mostly the exact opposite of what he's usually known for. Albeit the lyrics are just as surreal.
* Almost everything [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Tom Green]] says probably qualifies. For example:
--> '''Tom Green:''' ''Touch the book. '''Lick the book.''''' Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Book. Book. Book.
--> '''Tom Green:''' ''BAAWWK! BAAAWWWK!'' I'm an albatross! I'm an albatross! [sing-songy voice] I'm flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiings, flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiiiings...[[note]]This was an [[HarpoDoesSomethingFunny ad lib]].[[/note]] ''(jumps out window)''
--> '''Tom Green:''' That's discrimination! Hey, you wanna go take a dump on my parents' bed?
--> '''Tom Green:''' So some of you may have been mean to a kid with ADD, that's not cool. Coffee? Anyone f- Coffee, anyone? Huh? Sorry. I like cotton candy, check out my muscle, potato chips, it's a Ferris Wheel! So I guess what I'm trying to say is...''(Spot a plastic bag blowing in the wind above and begins chasing it)'' Plastic bag! Plastic bag, plastic bag! Plastic bag! Plastic bag!
** Even funnier if you know Green's typical {{Cloudcuckoolander}} behavior.

* The Film Festival flyer Abe made in "Tears of a Clone", which not only features poorly assembled clip art, but he also spelled it "Flim Festival".
* The flyer that Abe distributed around the school advertising for someone to take Joan to the prom. It features a snarling Joan pointing at the viewer a la Uncle Sam with the caption "I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME TO THE PROM." And these delightful facts below.
-->Janeane Garofaloesque\\
Good birthing hips\\
Not religious\\
Shaved

* Joan's SanitySlippage when she thinks she's started hearing voices in her head like the original Joan of Arc.
** Double hilarious when it turns out the "voices" are actually [[spoiler:broadcasts from a Christian radio station that Joan has been picking up with her dented retainer.]]
** Joan goes to the only person who could help her with his problem, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovbL-HJY_3Q Jesús Christo]][[note]]Who's adopted by a Chicano family and wears a halo that attaches to his shirt[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the summary of a Jon of Arc film and tells Joan to calm down because "God has a plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." This line makes him more than a little bitter. At the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.
-->'''Caesar''': Be careful with that nail gun, Jesús.
* "Now I may be blind, but..." whatever follows is usually going to be hilarious.
** On the subject of Toots, his blindness makes him stumble around and make constant mistakes, but he is somehow still able to be a basketball prodigy.
* From the Snowflake Day episode, Toots goes out looking for Joan and brings home a mountain lion by mistake, which keeps attacking him. When the real Joan finally comes back, Toots has the lion's pelt draped over his shoulders:
-->'''Toots''': Joanie! I thought you were dead!
-->''(Joan is visibly shocked)''
-->'''Toots''': I shot ya for biting me so much!
** After Toots brings the mountain lion home and it starts biting him:
--->'''Toots''': You know my Achilles tendon is my ONE Achilles heel!
** Cleo is upset that Joan's not sticking around for her Snowflake Day party:
--->'''Cleo''': But you're serving the crackers! Where am I going to find a cracker girl at this late hour?!
--->'''Toots''': Uh, Fourth and Maple.
** Cleo's response to Joan's attempt at sabotaging her party:
--->'''Cleo''': You've just earned yourself a one-way ticket to Snowflake Jake's Ill-Mannered List.
--->'''Cleo's Drunk Foster Mom''' (''Slurring''): Your behavior is an emBARRAS-*passes out*
* Practically ''everything'' Mr. Butlertron says;
--> '''Mr. Butlertron''': Where are my bitches?!
** "Weeesley"
--->'''Scudworth:''' He calls everyone "Wesley". Don't know why.
* Abe's response to the X-Stream Blu show [[spoiler: and the audience loving it]]:
-->'''Abe:''' (while looking straight ahead) [[SelfServingMemory Man, the audience was]] ''[[SelfServingMemory not]]'' [[SelfServingMemory having that. Huh, guys?]]\\
'''Joan:''' Uh, Abe?\\
'''Abe:''' [[LampshadeHanging Just give me a]] ''[[LampshadeHanging few]]'' [[LampshadeHanging more minutes of denial]].
** Even better is Ghandi asking what's in the X-treme Blue and receiving a free t-shirt. His response?
--> ''"That'' totally ''answered my question!!"''
* Abe's dreck of a movie ''It Takes A Hero'', which is basically every cliched AintNoRule sports movie plot rolled into one mess.
* The entire plot of Raisins: A Rock Opera In Three Parts, but especially Abe adopting his Captain Lavender hippie persona after his first raisin bender, and Gandhi's strange spirit journey. Made even more hilarious when it turns out YourMindMakesItReal.
** "Abe's my slave name, square!"
* The way some of the clones relate to their adoptive families, such as Abe and his dad referring to each other as "Foster Dad" and "Foster Son", and JFK calling his adoptive homosexual fathers "Gay foster dads" rather than their names.
* Gandhi's brief journey into rap music as "G-Spot" and his hit single "G-Spot Rocks the G-Spot".
** And his follow up single/music video, "UR A G Old Flag"
* "You know what hurts the most, Joan? This nail I just stepped on."
* JFK referring to election judge Marilyn Manson as "scary androgynous white guy".
* A clone of Hitler pops up in the background of the film festival, but he wears a red armband with a peace sign on it.
* The clone of Elvis Presley is actually two twin brothers, one thin and one fat who apparently really let himself go over the summer and got addicted to junk food and tranquilizers.
* Abe asking if he can ride along on Buddy Holly's plane, but bows out after Holly says that the plane also has Richie Valens, The Big Bopper and half of Lynyrd Skynyrd on board, and is the aerial version of TheAllegedCar.

* Scudworth's feud with the ScrewySquirrel expy Skunky Poo in "Plane Crazy", [[{{Gorn}} including him receiving gruesome, bloody injuries from staple cartoonish explosions and anvils.]]
-->'''Skunky Poo:''' TRY AND CATCH ME, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH!]]

* JFK wants a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQU4bbPbr7w pahty platta]].
* The subconscious hallucination of Poncey trying to explain to JFK that he isn't a ghost. Then JFK thinks he's a genie instead.
--> '''Poncey:''' "This is so frustrating."
** From the same episode:
--->'''JFK:''' I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy!
** And during [[TheFunInFuneral the funeral]]:
--->'''JFK:''' I WAS IN A COFFIN WITH A DEAD GUY! ''[runs off screaming]''
* Julius Caesar eating popcorn at the funeral.
* "I'm going to eat this ... baby!"
-->'''Abe:''' How'd he get my spaghetti video?
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUaJFH252w "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!"]] [[spoiler:His car flips over.]]
* "'''''[[SayMyName STAMOS!!!!!!]]'''''"
* Scuddworth breaking the "No religion or politics at dinner" rule ''in the same statement'' when his bosses come to dinner!
--> "So, religion is for fools, eh? Fools and ''liberals''!"
* In the pilot, Abe and Ghandi try to get Genghis Khan to pretend to be 21 and by a keg of beer. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKO_cvXB9oI It goes as well as you would assume]].
--> '''Cashier''': You over 21?
--> '''Genghis''': No.
* Pretty much the entire episode ''The Pie of the Storm''. Especially the ending where all the characters have a giant pie fight, and Abe shows up to try and mediate, after having spent the third act at an amusement park THAT IS TOTALLY NOT DISNEYWORLD, learning conflict resolution from an animatronic Abraham Lincoln.

* Ponce's DeathByIrony, where so many things go wrong in only a matter of seconds.