History Funny / CloneHigh

* The show's use of FreudWasRight. ''Literally''. After Joan presents her student film, the clone of Freud is the only one who gets its meaning (while everyone else in the audience let out a simultaneous [[FlatWhat "huh"]]) and starts mocking her for it.

** JFK threw a ''plate glass window'' through a ''brick wall''.

* The flyer that Abe distributed around the school advertising for someone to take Joan to the prom. It features a snarling Joan pointing at the viewer with the caption "I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME TO THE PROM." And these delightful facts below.

--> '''Tom Green:''' ''BAAWWK! BAAAWWWK!'' I'm an albatross! I'm an albatross! [sing-songy voice] I'm flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiings, flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiiiings... ''(jumps out window)''

-->'''Skunky Poo:''' TRY AND CATCH ME, BITCH!

** Joan goes to the only person who could help her with his problem, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovbL-HJY_3Q Jesús Christo]][[note]]Who's adopted by a Chicano family and wears a halo that attaches to his shirt[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the summary of a Jon of Arc film and tells Joan to calm down because "God has a plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." This line makes him more than a little bitter. A the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.

* "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!" [[spoiler:His car flips over.]]

** Joan goes to the only person who could help her with his problem, Jesús Christo[[note]]Who's adopted by a Chicano family and wears a halo that attaches to his shirt.[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the summary of a Jon of Arc film and tells Joan to calm down because "God has a plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." A the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.

* "Now I may be blind, but..." whatever follows is usually a CMOF.

* "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!"

* Jesús Christo's sole time shown in the show is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovbL-HJY_3Q pure gold.]]
** Jesús seeming to be a tad bit bitter over having to follow God's "painful, painful plan".

** Joan goes to the only person who could help her with his problem, Jesús Christo[[note]]Who's adopted by a a Chicano family and wears a halo that attaches to his shirt.[[/note]]. Who winds up being no help as he just gives the summary of a Jon of Arc film and tells Joan to calm down because "God has a plan for all of us. A painful, ''painful'' plan." A the end of the scene, he (nearly?) shoots himself in the hand with a nail.

** "Flip the pool!" *sets it on fire as well* "Thank you!"

* From the Snowflake Day episode, Toots goes out looking for Joan and brings home a mountain lion by mistake, which keeps attacking him. When the real Joan finally comes back:
-->'''Toots''': Joanie! Ah Joanie I thought you were dead!\\
''(Joan is visibly shocked)''\\
'''Toots''': I shot ya for biting me so much!
''' Toots: You know my Achilles tendon is my ONE Achilles heel!

--->'''Cleo''': But you're serving the crackers! Where am I going to find a cracker girl at this late hour?!\\
'''Toots''': Uh, Fourth and Main.

* Abe asking if he can ride along on Ritchie Valens' plane, but bows out after Valens says that the plane also has Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper and half of Lynyrd Skynyrd on board, and is the aerial version of TheAllegedCar.

* The live action cat eating Ghandi.

** From the same episode, Cleo and Joan are forced to room together after Joans house burns down. They attempt to deal with the friction by painting a line across the entire room. The problem? They painted it HORIZONTALLY, meaning Joan ended up with the ceiling, where she crawls around like a spider, throwing things at Cleo.

* Ghandi trying to help Abe out of having to get beer for JFK's party by suggesting he tell JFK that he misheard him, and that he'd "get the ''beards''. Followed by a CutawayGag of everyone at the party wearing fake beards and ''loving it!''

--> '''Genghis''': No.

--> "So, religion is for fools, eh? Fools and ''liberals''!"

* "'''''[[SayMyName STAMOS!!!!!!]]'''''"

* The Film Festival flyer Abe has made in "Tears Of a Clone", which not only features poorly assembled clip art, but he also spelled it "Flim Festival".

** Double hilarious when it turns out the "voices" is actually [[spoiler:broadcasts from a Christian radio station that Joan has been picking up with her dented retainer.]]

* Practically ''everything'' Mr Butlertron says;

* A clone of Hitler pops up in the background of the film festival, but he wears a red armband with a Peace Sign on it.

* Abe asking if he can ride along on Richie Valen's plane, but bows out after Valen's says that the plane also has Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper and half of Lynard Skynard on board, and is the aerial version of TheAllegedCar.

* Scudworth's feud with the ScrewySquirrel expy Skunky Poo in Plane Crazy, [[{{Gorn}} including him receiving gruesome, bloody injuries from staple cartoonish explosions and anvils.]]

* JFK wants a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQU4bbPbr7w&feature=related pahty platta]].

--> '''Tom Green:''' That's discrimination! Hey, you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed?