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--> '''Tom Green:''' So some of you may have been mean to a kid with ADD, that's not cool. Coffee? Anyone f- Coffee, anyone? Huh? Sorry. I like cotton candy, check out my muscle, potato chips, it's a Ferris Wheel! So I guess what I'm trying to say is...''(Spot a plastic bag blowing in the wind above and begins chasing it)'' Plastic bag! Plastic bag, plastic bag! Plastic bag! Plastic bag!
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-->'''Abe:''' (while looking straight ahead) [[SelfServingMemory Man, the audience was]] ''[[SelfServingMemory not]]'' [[SelfServingMemory having that. Right guys?]]\\

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-->'''Abe:''' (while looking straight ahead) [[SelfServingMemory Man, the audience was]] ''[[SelfServingMemory not]]'' [[SelfServingMemory having that. Right Huh, guys?]]\\
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** "Abe's my slave name, square!"
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** And the fact that [[ActualPacifist Buddha]] was the one to state "Let's destroy property to show how much we appreciate the team!"

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* The Film Festival flyer Abe has made in Tears Of a Clone, which not only features poorly assembled clip art, but he also spelled it "Flim Festival".
* The flyer that Abe distributed around the school advertising for someone to take Joan to the Prom. It features a snarling Joan pointing at the viewer with the caption "I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME TO THE PROM." And these delightful facts below.

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* The Film Festival flyer Abe has made in Tears "Tears Of a Clone, Clone", which not only features poorly assembled clip art, but he also spelled it "Flim Festival".
* The flyer that Abe distributed around the school advertising for someone to take Joan to the Prom.prom. It features a snarling Joan pointing at the viewer with the caption "I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME TO THE PROM." And these delightful facts below.



--->'''Scudworth:''' He calls everyone "Wesley". Don't know why.



* Abe's dreck of a movie, It Takes A Hero, which is basically every cliched AintNoRule sports movie plot rolled into one mess.

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* Abe's dreck of a movie, It movie ''It Takes A Hero, Hero'', which is basically every cliched AintNoRule sports movie plot rolled into one mess.



* Clone High and GESH (Genetically Engineered Super Human) High's rivalry, especially Scudworth's and Colonel Principal (the GESH principal) betting on the outcome of the game. The year before, Colonel Principal won Scudworth's ''firstborn son''. [[ImAHumanitarian Whom he apparently promptly ate]].

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* Clone High and GESH (Genetically Engineered Super Human) High's rivalry, especially Scudworth's Scudworth and Colonel Principal (the GESH principal) betting on the outcome of the game. The year before, Colonel Principal won Scudworth's ''firstborn son''. [[ImAHumanitarian Whom he apparently promptly ate]].



* "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!"

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* "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!"Kennedys!"
* "'''''[[SayMyName STAMOS!!!!!!]]'''''"

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* Clone High and GESH (Genetically Engineered Super Human) High's rivalry, especially Scudworth's and Colonel Principal, the GESH principals betting on the outcome of the game. The year before, Colonel Principal won Scudworth's ''firstborn son''. [[ImAHumanitarian Whom he apparently promptly ate]].
* Scudworths feud with the ScrewySquirrel expy Skunky Poo in Plane Crazy, [[{{Gorn}} including him receiving gruesome, bloody injuries from staple cartoonish explosions and anvils.]]

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* Clone High and GESH (Genetically Engineered Super Human) High's rivalry, especially Scudworth's and Colonel Principal, the Principal (the GESH principals principal) betting on the outcome of the game. The year before, Colonel Principal won Scudworth's ''firstborn son''. [[ImAHumanitarian Whom he apparently promptly ate]].
* Scudworths Scudworth's feud with the ScrewySquirrel expy Skunky Poo in Plane Crazy, [[{{Gorn}} including him receiving gruesome, bloody injuries from staple cartoonish explosions and anvils.]]



--->'''JFK:''' I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy!"

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--->'''JFK:''' I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy!"tragedy!
** And during [[TheFunInFuneral the funeral]]:
--->'''JFK:''' I WAS IN A COFFIN WITH A DEAD GUY! ''[runs off screaming]''

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---> '''Tom Green:''' ''Touch the book. '''Lick the book.''''' Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Book. Book. Book.
---> '''Tom Green:''' ''BAAWWK! BAAAWWWK!'' I'm an albatross! I'm an albatross! [sing-songy voice] I'm flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiings, flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiiiings... ''(jumps out window)''
---> '''Tom Green:''' That's discrimination! Hey, you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed?

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---> --> '''Tom Green:''' ''Touch the book. '''Lick the book.''''' Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Book. Book. Book.
---> --> '''Tom Green:''' ''BAAWWK! BAAAWWWK!'' I'm an albatross! I'm an albatross! [sing-songy voice] I'm flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiings, flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiiiings... ''(jumps out window)''
---> --> '''Tom Green:''' That's discrimination! Hey, you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed?



---> Janeane Garofaloesque
---> Good birthing hips
---> Not religious
---> Shaved

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---> Janeane Garofaloesque
--->
-->Janeane Garofaloesque\\
Good birthing hips
--->
hips\\
Not religious
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religious\\
Shaved



*** "Those loveable scamps! They're rioting at a ''college level!''"

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*** "Those loveable lovable scamps! They're rioting at a ''college level!''"



-->'''Sigmund Freud''': Ha ha! You love Abe! Could it be any more obvious?
-->'''Joan''': Shut up, Sigmund Freud!

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-->'''Sigmund Freud''': Ha ha! You love Abe! Could it be any more obvious?
-->'''Joan''':
obvious?\\
'''Joan''':
Shut up, Sigmund Freud!



** Double hilarious when it turns out the "voices" is actually broadcasts from a Christian radio station that Joan has been picking up with her dented retainer.

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** Double hilarious when it turns out the "voices" is actually broadcasts [[spoiler:broadcasts from a Christian radio station that Joan has been picking up with her dented retainer.]]



-->'''Toots''': Joanie! Ah Joanie I thought you were dead!
-->(''Joan is visibly shocked'')
-->'''Toots''': I shot ya for biting me so much!

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-->'''Toots''': Joanie! Ah Joanie I thought you were dead!
-->(''Joan
dead!\\
''(Joan
is visibly shocked'')
-->'''Toots''':
shocked)''\\
'''Toots''':
I shot ya for biting me so much!



--->'''Cleo''': But you're serving the crackers! Where am I going to find a cracker girl at this late hour?!
--->'''Toots''': Uh, Fourth and Main.

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--->'''Cleo''': But you're serving the crackers! Where am I going to find a cracker girl at this late hour?!
--->'''Toots''':
hour?!\\
'''Toots''':
Uh, Fourth and Main.



--->'''Abe:''' (while looking straight ahead) [[SelfServingMemory Man, the audience was]] ''[[SelfServingMemory not]]'' [[SelfServingMemory having that. Right guys?]]
--->'''Joan:''' Uh, Abe?
--->'''Abe:''' [[LampshadeHanging Just give me a]] ''[[LampshadeHanging few]]'' [[LampshadeHanging more minutes of denial]].
* Abes dreck of a movie, It Takes A Hero, which is basically every cliched AintNoRule sports movie plot rolled into one mess.
* The entire plot of Raisins: A Rock Opera In Three Parts, but especially Abe adopting his Captain Lavender hippie persona after his first raisin bender, and Ghandis strange spirit journey. Made even more hilarious when it turns out YourMindMakesItReal.

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--->'''Abe:''' -->'''Abe:''' (while looking straight ahead) [[SelfServingMemory Man, the audience was]] ''[[SelfServingMemory not]]'' [[SelfServingMemory having that. Right guys?]]
--->'''Joan:'''
guys?]]\\
'''Joan:'''
Uh, Abe?
--->'''Abe:'''
Abe?\\
'''Abe:'''
[[LampshadeHanging Just give me a]] ''[[LampshadeHanging few]]'' [[LampshadeHanging more minutes of denial]].
* Abes Abe's dreck of a movie, It Takes A Hero, which is basically every cliched AintNoRule sports movie plot rolled into one mess.
* The entire plot of Raisins: A Rock Opera In Three Parts, but especially Abe adopting his Captain Lavender hippie persona after his first raisin bender, and Ghandis Gandhi's strange spirit journey. Made even more hilarious when it turns out YourMindMakesItReal.



* Ghandis brief journey into rap music as "G-Spot" and his hit single "G-Spot Rocks the G-Spot".

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* Ghandis Gandhi's brief journey into rap music as "G-Spot" and his hit single "G-Spot Rocks the G-Spot".



* Abe asking if he can ride along on Richie Valens plane, but bows out after Valens says that the plane also has Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper and half of Lynard Skynard on board, and is the aerial version of TheAllegedCar.
* The Clone High basketball team doesn't allow women or animals on it. An awful lot of their players have bushy moustaches...
* Abes embarassingly poor performance at school sports, especially his basketball playing, despite somehow having ended up team captain, presumably because he is one of the tallest kids at Clone High. Of note is his dedication shot to Cleo, which not only misses the net, but flies out the window and causes a car crash.
* Clone Highs and GESH(Genetically Engineered Super Human)Highs rivalry, especially Scudworths and Colonel Principal, the GESH principals betting on the outcome of the game. The year before, Colonel Principal won Scudworths ''firstborn son''. [[ImAHumanitarian Whom he apparently promptly ate]]

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* Abe asking if he can ride along on Richie Valens Valen's plane, but bows out after Valens Valen's says that the plane also has Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper and half of Lynard Skynard on board, and is the aerial version of TheAllegedCar.
* The Clone High basketball team doesn't allow women or animals on it. An awful lot of their players have bushy moustaches...
mustaches...
* Abes embarassingly Abe's embarrassingly poor performance at school sports, especially his basketball playing, despite somehow having ended up team captain, presumably because he is one of the tallest kids at Clone High. Of note is his dedication shot to Cleo, which not only misses the net, but flies out the window and causes a car crash.
* Clone Highs High and GESH(Genetically GESH (Genetically Engineered Super Human)Highs Human) High's rivalry, especially Scudworths Scudworth's and Colonel Principal, the GESH principals betting on the outcome of the game. The year before, Colonel Principal won Scudworths Scudworth's ''firstborn son''. [[ImAHumanitarian Whom he apparently promptly ate]]ate]].



* The cute and cuddly Geshi, the mascot of GESH High, turns out to be a vicious predator when Ghandi sets him free, devouring everything in its path, including the trees, while Ghandi backs away slowly, whistling innocently.

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-->'''Skunky Poo:''' TRY AND CATCH ME, BITCH!
* The cute and cuddly Geshi, the mascot of GESH High, turns out to be a vicious predator when Ghandi Gandhi sets him free, devouring everything in its path, including the trees, while Ghandi Gandhi backs away slowly, whistling innocently.



* The subconscious hallucination of Poncey trying to explain to JFK that he isnt a ghost. Then JFK thinks he's a genie instead.
--> '''Poncey:''' "This is so frustrating"

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* The subconscious hallucination of Poncey trying to explain to JFK that he isnt isn't a ghost. Then JFK thinks he's a genie instead.
--> '''Poncey:''' "This is so frustrating"frustrating."
** From the same episode:
--->'''JFK:''' I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy!"



-->'''Abe:''' How'd he get my spaghetti video?

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-->'''Abe:''' How'd he get my spaghetti video?video?
* "Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!"
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** JFK threw a ''plate glass window'' through a brick wall.''

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** JFK threw a ''plate glass window'' through a brick wall.''''brick wall''.



*** "Those loveable scamps! They're rioting at a college level!"

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*** "Those loveable scamps! They're rioting at a college level!"''college level!''"

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** JFK threw a plate glass window through a brick wall.

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** JFK threw a plate ''plate glass window window'' through a brick wall.''


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*** "Those loveable scamps! They're rioting at a college level!"
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** And his follow up single/music video, "UR A G Old Flag"
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--> '''Poncey:''' "This is so frustrating"

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--> '''Poncey:''' "This is so frustrating"frustrating"
* "I'm going to eat this ... baby!"
-->'''Abe:''' How'd he get my spaghetti video?
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* JFK wants a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQU4bbPbr7w&feature=related pahty platta]].

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* JFK wants a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQU4bbPbr7w&feature=related pahty platta]].platta]].
* The subconscious hallucination of Poncey trying to explain to JFK that he isnt a ghost. Then JFK thinks he's a genie instead.
--> '''Poncey:''' "This is so frustrating"
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* The way some of the clones relate to their adoptive families, such as Abe and his dad refering to eachother as "Foster Dad" and "Foster Son", and JFK calling his adoptive homosexual fathers "Gay foster dads" rather than their names.

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* The way some of the clones relate to their adoptive families, such as Abe and his dad refering referring to eachother each other as "Foster Dad" and "Foster Son", and JFK calling his adoptive homosexual fathers "Gay foster dads" rather than their names.



* JFK refering to election judge Marilyn Manson as "scary androgynous white guy".

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* JFK refering referring to election judge Marilyn Manson as "scary androgynous white guy".



* The clone of Elvis Presley is actually two twin brothers, one thin and one fat who apparently really let himself go over the summer and got addicted to junk food and tranquilisers.

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* The clone of Elvis Presley is actually two twin brothers, one thin and one fat who apparently really let himself go over the summer and got addicted to junk food and tranquilisers.tranquilizers.



* The Clone High basketball team doesnt allow women or animals on it. An awful lot of their players have bushy moustaches...

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* The Clone High basketball team doesnt doesn't allow women or animals on it. An awful lot of their players have bushy moustaches...



* Scudworths feud with the ScrewySquirrel expy Skunky Poo in Plane Crazy, [[{{Gorn}} including him recieving gruesome, bloody injuries from staple cartoonish explosions and anvils.]]
* The cute and cuddly Geshi, the mascot of GESH High, turns out to be a vicious predator when Ghandi sets him free, devouring everything in its path, including the trees, while Ghandi backs away slowly, whistling innocently.

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* Scudworths feud with the ScrewySquirrel expy Skunky Poo in Plane Crazy, [[{{Gorn}} including him recieving receiving gruesome, bloody injuries from staple cartoonish explosions and anvils.]]
* The cute and cuddly Geshi, the mascot of GESH High, turns out to be a vicious predator when Ghandi sets him free, devouring everything in its path, including the trees, while Ghandi backs away slowly, whistling innocently.innocently.
* JFK wants a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQU4bbPbr7w&feature=related pahty platta]].
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* The Clone High basketball team doesnt allow women or animals on it. An awful lot of their players have bushy moustaches...

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* The Clone High basketball team doesnt allow women or animals on it. An awful lot of their players have bushy moustaches...moustaches...
* Abes embarassingly poor performance at school sports, especially his basketball playing, despite somehow having ended up team captain, presumably because he is one of the tallest kids at Clone High. Of note is his dedication shot to Cleo, which not only misses the net, but flies out the window and causes a car crash.
* Clone Highs and GESH(Genetically Engineered Super Human)Highs rivalry, especially Scudworths and Colonel Principal, the GESH principals betting on the outcome of the game. The year before, Colonel Principal won Scudworths ''firstborn son''. [[ImAHumanitarian Whom he apparently promptly ate]]
* Scudworths feud with the ScrewySquirrel expy Skunky Poo in Plane Crazy, [[{{Gorn}} including him recieving gruesome, bloody injuries from staple cartoonish explosions and anvils.]]
* The cute and cuddly Geshi, the mascot of GESH High, turns out to be a vicious predator when Ghandi sets him free, devouring everything in its path, including the trees, while Ghandi backs away slowly, whistling innocently.
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* JFK refering to election judge Marilyn Manson as "scary androgynous white guy".

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* JFK refering to election judge Marilyn Manson as "scary androgynous white guy".guy".
* A clone of Hitler pops up in the background of the film festival, but he wears a red armband with a Peace Sign on it.
* The clone of Elvis Presley is actually two twin brothers, one thin and one fat who apparently really let himself go over the summer and got addicted to junk food and tranquilisers.
* Abe asking if he can ride along on Richie Valens plane, but bows out after Valens says that the plane also has Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper and half of Lynard Skynard on board, and is the aerial version of TheAllegedCar.
* The Clone High basketball team doesnt allow women or animals on it. An awful lot of their players have bushy moustaches...
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* The Film Festival flyer Abe has made in Tears Of a Clone, which not only features poorly assembled clip art, but he also spelled it "Flim Festival".


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** "Flip the pool!" *sets it on fire as well* "Thank you!"


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** Double hilarious when it turns out the "voices" is actually broadcasts from a Christian radio station that Joan has been picking up with her dented retainer.


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** On the subject of Toots, his blindness makes him stumble around and make constant mistakes, but he is somehow still able to be a basketball prodigy.


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** "Weeesley"


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* Abes dreck of a movie, It Takes A Hero, which is basically every cliched AintNoRule sports movie plot rolled into one mess.
* The entire plot of Raisins: A Rock Opera In Three Parts, but especially Abe adopting his Captain Lavender hippie persona after his first raisin bender, and Ghandis strange spirit journey. Made even more hilarious when it turns out YourMindMakesItReal.
* The way some of the clones relate to their adoptive families, such as Abe and his dad refering to eachother as "Foster Dad" and "Foster Son", and JFK calling his adoptive homosexual fathers "Gay foster dads" rather than their names.
* Ghandis brief journey into rap music as "G-Spot" and his hit single "G-Spot Rocks the G-Spot".
* "You know what hurts the most, Joan? This nail I just stepped on."
* JFK refering to election judge Marilyn Manson as "scary androgynous white guy".
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--->'''Abe:''' (while looking straight ahead) [[SelfServingMemory Man, the audience was]] ''[[SelfServingMemory not]]' [[SelfServingMemory having that. Right guys?]]

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--->'''Abe:''' (while looking straight ahead) [[SelfServingMemory Man, the audience was]] ''[[SelfServingMemory not]]' not]]'' [[SelfServingMemory having that. Right guys?]]
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--->'''Abe:''' (while looking straight ahead) [[SelfServingMemory Wow, the audience ain't having none of that. Right guys?]]

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--->'''Abe:''' (while looking straight ahead) [[SelfServingMemory Wow, Man, the audience ain't was]] ''[[SelfServingMemory not]]' [[SelfServingMemory having none of that. Right guys?]]
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* Abe's response to the X-Stream Blu show [[spoiler: and the audience loving it]]:
--->'''Abe:''' (while looking straight ahead) [[SelfServingMemory Wow, the audience ain't having none of that. Right guys?]]
--->'''Joan:''' Uh, Abe?
--->'''Abe:''' [[LampshadeHanging Just give me a]] ''[[LampshadeHanging few]]'' [[LampshadeHanging more minutes of denial]].
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--->'''Toots''': Uh, Fourth and Main.

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--->'''Toots''': Uh, Fourth and Main.Main.
* Practically ''everything'' Mr Butlertron says;
--> '''Mr. Butlertron''': Where are my bitches?!
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** JFK threw a plate glass window through a brick wall.



-->'''Toots''': I shot ya for biting me so much!

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-->'''Toots''': I shot ya for biting me so much!much!
** Cleo is upset that Joan's not sticking around for her Snowflake Day party:
--->'''Cleo''': But you're serving the crackers! Where am I going to find a cracker girl at this late hour?!
--->'''Toots''': Uh, Fourth and Main.
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* "Now I may be blind, but..." whatever follows is usually a CMOF.

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* "Now I may be blind, but..." whatever follows is usually a CMOF.CMOF.
* From the Snowflake Day episode, Toots goes out looking for Joan and brings home a mountain lion by mistake, which keeps attacking him. When the real Joan finally comes back:
-->'''Toots''': Joanie! Ah Joanie I thought you were dead!
-->(''Joan is visibly shocked'')
-->'''Toots''': I shot ya for biting me so much!
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** "Riot!"



-->'''Joan''': Shut up, Sigmund Freud!

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-->'''Joan''': Shut up, Sigmund Freud!Freud!
* Joan's SanitySlippage when she thinks she's started hearing voices in her head like the original Joan of Arc.
* "Now I may be blind, but..." whatever follows is usually a CMOF.
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---> '''Tom Green:''' ''BAAWWK! BAAAWWWK!'' I'm an albatross! I'm an albatross! [sing-songy voice] I'm flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiings, flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiiiings...

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---> '''Tom Green:''' ''BAAWWK! BAAAWWWK!'' I'm an albatross! I'm an albatross! [sing-songy voice] I'm flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiings, flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiiiings... ''(jumps out window)''
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* Almost everything [[AttentionDefecitOohShiny Tom Green]] says probably qualifies. For example:

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* Almost everything [[AttentionDefecitOohShiny [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny Tom Green]] says probably qualifies. For example:
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* "Unacceptable?! Did you see the pool? They FLIPPED THE BITCH!"

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* "Unacceptable?! Did you see the pool? They FLIPPED THE BITCH!"BITCH!"
* The show's use of FreudWasRight. ''Literally''. After Joan presents her student film, the clone of Freud is the only one who gets its meaning (while everyone else in the audience let out a simultaneous [[FlatWhat "huh"]]) and starts mocking her for it.
-->'''Sigmund Freud''': Ha ha! You love Abe! Could it be any more obvious?
-->'''Joan''': Shut up, Sigmund Freud!
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---> Shaved

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---> ShavedShaved
* "Unacceptable?! Did you see the pool? They FLIPPED THE BITCH!"
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---> '''Tom Green:''' That's discrimination! Hey, you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed?

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---> '''Tom Green:''' That's discrimination! Hey, you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed?bed?
* The flyer that Abe distributed around the school advertising for someone to take Joan to the Prom. It features a snarling Joan pointing at the viewer with the caption "I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME TO THE PROM." And these delightful facts below.
---> Janeane Garofaloesque
---> Good birthing hips
---> Not religious
---> Shaved

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---> '''Tom Green:''' Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lick. Lick. Lickthebook.
---> '''Tom Green:''' ''BAAWWK! BAAAWWWK!'' I'm an albatross! I'm an albatross! [sing-songy voice] I'm flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiings, flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiiiings...

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---> '''Tom Green:''' ''Touch the book. '''Lick the book.''''' Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lick. Lick. Lickthebook.
Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Book. Book. Book.
---> '''Tom Green:''' ''BAAWWK! BAAAWWWK!'' I'm an albatross! I'm an albatross! [sing-songy voice] I'm flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiings, flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiiiings...wiiiings...
---> '''Tom Green:''' That's discrimination! Hey, you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed?
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* Almost everything [[AttentionDefecitOohShiny Tom Green]] says probably qualifies. For example:
---> '''Tom Green:''' Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lickthebook. Lick. Lick. Lickthebook.
---> '''Tom Green:''' ''BAAWWK! BAAAWWWK!'' I'm an albatross! I'm an albatross! [sing-songy voice] I'm flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiings, flap, flap, flapping my albatross wiiiings...

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