History Funny / ChickenLittle

-->'''Runt''': Oh, poor Fish! He's probably stuffed and mounted like an intergalactic trophy, or...(''stutters'')...maybe he's an half-living host implanted with their [[ShoutOut face-hugging embryo babies]]! One thing's for sure, man: he's ''gone''! Gone, man!

--->'''Runt''': '''''[[FreakOut WHERE ARE YOU, FISH!]]'''''\\

'''Runt''': ''I can't handle the pressure!''

'''Chicken Little''': (''dramatic pause'') ... [[CanNotSpitItOut who are we talking about?]]\\

'''Runt''': Yeah, that's right, it's frozen pee. (''authoritatively'') It's frozen pee.\\
'''Chicken Little''': Could you stop saying that?\\

'''Chicken Little''': OK, [[TooMuchInformation subject change.]]\\
'''Runt''': (''pause'')...'make pishee'?\\

-->'''Runt''': Oh, poor Fish! He's probably stuffed and mounted like an intergalactic trophy; or been forcibly implanted with their [[ShoutOut face-hugging embryo babies!]] One thing's for sure, man: he's ''gone''!

--->'''Runt''': (''screams and panics'') ''WHERE ARE YOU, FISH?!''\\

** How does Runt calm himself down? By breathing into a paper bag - which, of course, he chokes on - and then singing to himself. What does he sing? 'Staying Alive'.

** They all end up tumbling down (in Fish's case, sliding down) a slope and end up in a cornfield. During the fall, Runt burps every time he bounces. At the cornfield, he lets out one last burp as they stop.

-->'''Melvin''': ''You have violated intergalactic law [[ShoutOut 90210!]] A charge punishable by immediate particle disintegration!''\\
(''laser guns surround Chicken Little and Buck'')\\

'''Melvin''': Hmm? What's that? I don't quite...\\

'''Tina''': Melvin? Honey?\\
'''Melvin''': Mmm?\\
'''Tina''': He's saying they're telling the truth.\\

'''Melvin''': Huh. Well, then; this is awkward.\\
'''Tina''': [[FlatYes Yes. Yes it is.]]\\
'''Melvin''': Maybe I should...\\

'''Tina''': Now turn off your big voice.\\
'''Melvin''': But I -\\

'''Melvin''': But I - \\

'''Chicken Little''': (''dramatic pause'') ... [[CanNotSpitItOut who are we talking about?]]\\

'''Runt''': Yeah, that's right, it's frozen pee. (''authoritatively'') It's frozen pee.\\
'''Chicken Little''': Could you stop saying that?\\

'''Chicken Little''': OK, [[TooMuchInformation subject change.]]\\
'''Runt''': (''pause'')...'make pishee'?\\

-->'''Runt''': Oh, poor Fish! He's probably stuffed and mounted like an intergalactic trophy; or been forcibly implanted with their [[ShoutOut face-hugging embryo babies!]] One thing's for sure, man: he's ''gone''!

--->'''Runt''': (''screams and panics'') ''WHERE ARE YOU, FISH?!''\\

** How does Runt calm himself down? By breathing into a paper bag - which, of course, he chokes on - and then singing to himself. What does he sing? 'Staying Alive'.

** They all end up tumbling down (in Fish's case, sliding down) a slope and end up in a cornfield. During the fall, Runt burps every time he bounces. At the cornfield, he lets out one last burp as they stop.

-->'''Melvin''': ''You have violated intergalactic law [[ShoutOut 90210!]] A charge punishable by immediate particle disintegration!''\\
(''laser guns surround Chicken Little and Buck'')\\

'''Melvin''': Hmm? What's that? I don't quite...\\

'''Tina''': Melvin? Honey?\\
'''Melvin''': Mmm?\\
'''Tina''': He's saying they're telling the truth.\\

'''Melvin''': Huh. Well, then; this is awkward.\\
'''Tina''': [[FlatYes Yes. Yes it is.]]\\
'''Melvin''': Maybe I should...\\

'''Tina''': Now turn off your big voice.\\
'''Melvin''': But I -\\

'''Melvin''': But I - \\

* Chicken Little and Abby presenting the Best Animated Short award at the Oscars. When he insisted that [[HalfDressedCartoonAnimal Abby should be wearing pants]], she hurriedly made some... out of the envelope they were supposed to be presenting from. When came time to announce the winner[[note]]''The Moon and the Son: An Imagined Conversation'', by the way[[/note]], she had to look inside of her "pants" to do so.

'''Third Reporter''': [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers How could you mistake a stop sign for an acorn?]]

-->'''Buck''': Now, where to begin? How about: "once upon a time?" (''music cuts out'') How many times have you heard ''that'' to begin a story? Let's do something else. Ooh, I know! I've got it, here we go. Here's how to open a movie! (''opening to ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994'' plays briefly, then dies out'') No, I don't think so. It sounds familiar, doesn't it to you? (''cut to a StorybookOpening'') Oh, no. Not the book. No. How many have seen 'opening the book' before? ''(screech)'' Close the book. We're not doing that. (''storybook closes awkwardly'') Here's what we're gonna do. Why don't I just go back to the day things took a turn for the worse?

(''excruciating camera pan from the bed to Chicken Little, who is about six feet away from it'')\\

* The aliens mow down a cornfield, creating a crop-circle reminiscent of those seen in ''[[ShoutOut Signs]]''.

* Attempting to defend the town from the aliens, Foxy Loxy and her friends begin pelting the invaders with rocks. But before she can get more than one shot in, one alien turns to her with an expression that just screams "really?" and promptly zaps her out of existence.[[note]]Or so it appears.[[/note]] [[DirtyCoward Goosey Loosey]] sheepishly drops the rock ''she'' was about to throw and runs off.

** A spherical water tower is knocked over, and bounces along a row of cars Creator/TexAvery style before crashing through a movie theatre screening the famous boulder scene from [[Franchise/IndianaJones Raiders of the Lost Ark]], which is HilariousInHindsight because Disney bought Lucasfilm not seven years later.

--->'''Chicken Little''': But it... big acorn lebefluh...\\

'''Chicken Little''': ...big acorn lebefluh...\\
'''Reporter''': It was a big acorn? An ape throwing coleslaw?\\
'''Chicken Little''': [[RuleOfThree ...big acorn lebefluh...]]\\

* ''Chicken Little: The '''True''' Story'': The [[ShowWithinAShow in-universe]] [[{{Biopic}} biographical movie adaptation]] of Chicken Little's adventure is hysterical [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory in its complete and utter twisting of what actually occurred]]. Just to start, the characters are given {{Historical Beauty Update}}s and [[HistoricalHeroUpgrade Hero Upgrades]] or [[AdaptationalPersonalityChange personality changes]]. {{Cloudcuckoolander}} Fish is a [[TheSpock Mr. Spock]] {{expy}}; panicky, obese Runt is a courageous, stalwart boar; the resourceful, UglyCute Abby is a [[BuxomIsBetter stunning]] but [[DamselInDistress helpless]] FauxActionGirl; and {{Adorkable}} wimp in NerdGlasses Chicken Little is a rugged, buff ActionHero in CoolShades (voiced by Creator/AdamWest no less). While the real climax was more-or-less a standard AlienInvasion, the movie adapts this into an all-out SpaceBattle. The whole thing with everyone giving [[LargeHam hammy]], [[ChewingTheScenery scenery-chewing]] performances comes off as ''Franchise/StarTrek'' [[JustForFun/XMeetsY meets]] ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014''.

* ''Chicken Little: The '''True''' Story'': The [[ShowWithinAShow in-universe]] [[{{Biopic}} biographical movie adaptation]] of Chicken Little's adventure is hysterical [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory in its complete and utter twisting of what actually occurred]]. Just to start, the characters are given {{Historical Beauty Update}}s and [[HistoricalHeroUpgrade Hero Upgrades]] or [[AdaptationalPersonalityChange personality changes]]. {{Cloudcuckoolander}} Fish is a [[TheSpock Mr. Spock]] {{expy}}; panicky, obese Runt is a courageous, stalwart boar; the resourceful, UglyCute Abby is a [[BuxomIsBetter stunning]] but [[DamselInDistress helpless]] FauxActionGirl; and {{Adorkable}} wimp in NerdGlasses Chicken Little is a rugged, buff ActionHero in CoolShades (voiced by Creator/AdamWest no less). While the real climax was more-or-less a standard AlienInvasion, the movie adapts this into an all-out SpaceBattle. The whole thing with everyone giving [[LargeHam hammy]], [[ChewingTheScenery scenery-chewing]] performances comes off as ''Franchise/StarTrek'' [[JustForFun/XMeetsY meets]] ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy''.

* Chicken Little and Abby presenting the Best Animated Short award at the Oscars. When he insisted that [[HalfDressedCartoonAnimal Abby should be wearing pants]], she hurriedly made some... out of the envelope they were supposed to be presenting from. When came time to announce the winner[[note]]''The Moon and the Son: An Imagined Conversation'', by the way[[/note]], she had to look inside of her "pants" to do so.

* When the aliens really ''do'' wreak havoc upon the town, Turkey Lurkey is the first to bail.
-->'''Turkey Lurkey''': We surrender! Here, take the key to the city! (''Alien zaps key'') The keys to my car? (''Alien zaps key and car at the same time'') ...Tic Tac? (''Alien zaps him'')

* Attempting to defend the town from the aliens, Foxy Loxy and her friends begin pelting the invaders with rocks. But before she can get more than one shot in, one alien turns to her with an expression that just screams "really?" and promptly zaps her out of existence.[[note]]Or so it appears.[[/note]] [[DirtyCoward Goosey Loosey]] sheepishly drops the rock ''she'' was about to throw and runs off.

* This exchange:
--> (Fish Out of Water says what he translated from Kirby)\\
'''Chicken Little''': His name is Kirby?\\
'''Abby''': They left him behind?!\\
'''Runt''': [[Franchise/StarWars DARTH]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking VADER'S]] [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack LUKE'S]] [[ItWasHisSled FATHER?!]]\\
(Chicken Little and Abby stare at him with a "Really?" look on their face)

** A rabbit mother removes what looks like only one baby from a pram, but a [[ExplosiveBreeder whole string of children]] emerges instead. And the chain is ''still'' [[UpToEleven going]] a couple of shots later.

-->'''Buck''': When? When will everyone forget your big mistake? First it was all over the papers, then they wrote a book about it, then the book on tape, then the board game, the spoons with your face on it, the website, the commemorative plates... you saw those, right?\\

-->'''First Reporter''': Chicken Little! What were you thinking?\\

* ''Chicken Little: The '''True''' Story'': The [[ShowWithinAShow in-universe]] [[{{Biopic}} biographical movie adaptation]] of Chicken Little's adventure is hysterical [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory in it's complete and utter twisting of what actually occurred]]. Just to start, the characters are given {{Historical Beauty Update}}s and [[HistoricalHeroUpgrade Hero Upgrades]] or [[AdaptationalPersonalityChange personality changes]]. {{Cloudcuckoolander}} Fish is a [[TheSpock Mr. Spock]] {{expy}}; panicky, obese Runt is a courageous, stalwart boar; the resourceful, UglyCute Abby is a [[BuxomIsBetter stunning]] but [[DamselInDistress helpless]] FauxActionGirl; and {{Adorkable}} wimp in NerdGlasses Chicken Little is a rugged, buff ActionHero in CoolShades (voiced by Creator/AdamWest no less). While the real climax was more-or-less a standard AlienInvasion, the movie adapts this into an all-out SpaceBattle. The whole thing with everyone giving [[LargeHam hammy]], [[ChewingTheScenery scenery-chewing]] performances comes off as ''Franchise/StarTrek'' [[JustForFun/XMeetsY meets]] ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy''.

-->'''Chicken Little''': But it... big acorn lebefluh...
-->'''Reporter''': What did he say?
-->'''Chicken Little''': ...big acorn lebefluh...
-->'''Reporter''': It was a big acorn? An ape throwing coleslaw?
-->'''Chicken Little''': [[RuleOfThree ...big acorn lebefluh...]]
-->'''[[FunnyBackgroundEvent Random Background Citizen]]''': Gesundheit!

-->'''Buck''': When? When will everyone forget your big mistake? First it was all over the papers, then they wrote a book about it, then the book on tape, then the board game, the spoons with your face on it, the website, the commemorative plates... you saw those, right?
-->'''Chicken Little''': Yeah. I saw them.
-->'''Buck''': You can't eat off of 'em, but they're there.
-->'''Chicken Little''': Well, they're not microwave safe.
-->'''Buck''': And the billboards. You see those?
-->'''Chicken Little''': I saw those too.
-->'''Buck''': (''looks out the window'') Oh, and there's a bumper sticker. I knew it was only a matter of time. Billboards I could live with. Posters I could even live with. But a bumper sticker; it's, like, glued on forever.
-->'''Chicken Little''': It doesn't matter, because I've got a plan.
-->'''Buck''': Yeah, about that. Remember when I told you you should just lay low for a while and not call attention to yourself? See, it's like a game. A game of hide and seek, except the goal is never to be found. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Ever.]] ''Now'' we've got a plan, right?

-->'''Dog Kid''': Look, momma! There's the crazy chicken!
-->'''Dog Mom''': (''dragging him away'') Yes, it is, crazy little chicken, you're so smart, we don't make eye contact, bye-bye!

-->'''Mr. Woolensworth''': (''calling the register'') Morkubine Porcupine?
-->'''Morkubine Porcupine''': Yo.

-->'''Coach''': (''to Chicken Little'') I said don't ''swing''!
-->'''Morkubine Porcupine''': No.

-->(''aliens descend on the town, their spotlights shine down on Morkubine'')
-->'''Morkubine Porcupine''': Whoa.

-->'''Abby''': Tough morning?
-->'''Chicken Little''': I had a run-in with my old nemesis.
-->'''Abby''': [[NoodleIncident Gum on the crosswalk?]]
-->'''Chicken Little''': He won this round.
-->'''Abby''': Your old foe.
-->'''Chicken Little''': Mm-hmm.

-->'''Runt''': Uh... coach?
-->'''Coach''': Yeah, unpopular?
-->'''Runt''': Shouldn't we review safety guidelines...?
-->'''Coach''': Sure. ''[[KidsAreCruel Hit the pig, kids!]]''

-->'''Chicken Little''': Prepare to hurt! And I don't mean emotionally like I do!

-->'''Runt''': Fall back! Mad goose!

-->'''Abby''': Runt. Should Chicken Little have a good talk with his dad and clear the air (''glaringly obvious smile and wink'') or keep searching for Band-Aid solutions and never deal with the problem? (''unsubtly shakes her head to give him the hint'')
-->'''Runt''': (''confidently'') Pfft! Band-Aid solutions!
-->'''Abby''': (''exasperated'') ''Runt!''
-->'''Runt''': Well, I'm sorry. I'm very bad at reading facial cues.

-->'''Sign''': STAND
-->'''Turkey Lurkey''': (''stands'')
-->'''Sign''': WAVE
-->'''Turkey Lurkey''': (''waves'')
-->'''Sign''': CHECK ZIPPER
-->'''Turkey Lurkey''': What?! (''looks down in shock'')

-->(''Chicken Little is called up to bat'')
-->'''Sign''': WEEP HOPELESSLY
-->'''Turkey Lurkey''': (''bawls'')

-->(''Chicken Little misses the ball twice, about to try for the third'')
-->'''Sign''': DISTANCE YOURSELF
-->'''Turkey Lurkey''': (''cowers beneath his hat'')

--> (''Chicken Little hits the ball'')
-->'''Announcer''': Well, take away my squeaky toy! It's a hit!
-->'''Sign''': SWITCH LOYALTY
-->'''Turkey Lurkey''': A hit?!

-->(''audience yells at Chicken Little to run for home'')
-->'''Audience''': Run, run!
-->'''Sign''': FOLLOW THE CROWD
-->'''Turkey Lurkey''': RUN!!!

-->'''Coach''': Chicken Little, you better have a good explanation for this!
-->'''Chicken Little''': There's... there's... it's a... you have to... d'oh! [[CanNotSpitItOut Doo-wah!]]
-->'''Reporter''': [[CallBack What did he say?!]]
-->'''Sign(s)''': THERE'S - THERE'S - IT'S A - YOU HAVE TO - D'OH - DOO-WAH
-->'''Turkey Lurkey''': (''confidently'') There's, there's, it's a, you have to, d'oh, doo-wah!

-->'''Chicken Little''': (''screams'') A piece of the sky? Shaped like a stop sign?! ''Not again!''
-->'''Buck''': Son! It's alright, I'm coming! I'm coming upstairs!
--> (''Chicken Little hides the sky piece under a rug behind him, his dad bursts in'')
-->'''Buck''': What's wrong?
-->'''Chicken Little''': Nothing.
-->'''Buck''': You sure? I thought I heard you yell.
-->'''Chicken Little''': (''nervous laugh'') No. (''discreetly kicks sky piece further under the rug'') I... uh... I... [[BlatantLies I fell out of bed]].
--> (''excruciating camera pan from the bed to Chicken Little, who is about six feet away from it'')
-->'''Buck''': Huh? Then how'd you get over there?
-->'''Chicken Little''': Over where?
-->'''Buck''': There!
-->'''Chicken Little''': (''shrugs'') Where?
-->'''Buck''': ''There!'' How'd you get over ''there''?!
-->'''Chicken Little''': (''pause'') Who are we talking about?
-->'''Buck''': (''visibly confused'') Never mind. What's the difference? Look, [[ExactWords the past is behind us]]. Tomorrow's gonna be a new day!
-->'''Chicken Little''': (''deranged and forced, with an awkward thumbs-up'') '''''HAHAHAHAHA'''''!

-->'''Abby''': Chicken Little has something to tell you! (''to Chicken Little'') Tell him! He can handle it!
-->'''Chicken Little''': (''dramatic pause'') ... [[CanNotSpitItOut who are we talking about?]]
-->'''Abby''': Ugh...
-->'''Chicken Little''': Gotta go, Dad! Bye!
--> (''Chicken Little yanks Abby away with him as he runs out the door'')
-->'''Buck''': (''chuckles'') You gotta be ready to listen to your children, even if they have ''nothing'' to say.

-->'''Abby''': I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation. It could be a piece of a weather balloon, or maybe it's part of some experimental communications satellite.
-->'''Chicken Little''': I don't care ''what'' it is, I just want it out of my life, gone for good. Everything back to ''normal''.
-->'''Abby''': (''ponders'') Hey, remember when that icy blue stuff fell from the sky and everyone thought it was from space and stuff? And it just turned out to be frozen pee from a jet airplane.
-->'''Runt''': Yeah, that's right, it's frozen pee. (''authoritatively'') It's frozen pee.
-->'''Chicken Little''': Could you stop saying that?
-->'''Runt''': What, pee?
-->'''Chicken Little''': Pee.
-->'''Abby''': What about 'tinkle'?
-->'''Runt''': 'Piddle'?
-->'''Abby''': 'Whiz'?
-->'''Fish''': (''gurgles'')
-->'''Runt''': 'Wee-wee'?
-->'''Chicken Little''': OK, [[TooMuchInformation subject change.]]
-->'''Runt''': (''pause'')...'make pishee'?
-->'''Chicken Little''': ''I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS!''

-->'''Runt''': (''screams and panics'') ''WHERE ARE YOU, FISH?!''
-->'''Abby''': Shh!
-->'''Runt''': ''I can't handle the pressure!''

-->'''Chicken Little''': Don't tap the glass. They hate it when you do that.

-->'''Runt''': Thanks. Curse these genetically tiny legs!

-->'''Turkey Lurkey''': [[CloudCuckoolander Oh, look.]] [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny A penny.]]
-->'''Chicken Little''': [[SuddenlyShouting GUYYYS!]]
-->'''Turkey Lurkey''': Oh, right. (''everyone continues running as though nothing happened'')

-->'''Turkey Lurkey''': Well, other than the penny, this whole evening was a ''wash''.

-->'''Chicken Little''': (''weakly'') OK. Now, I know this looks bad, but there's an ''invisible spaceship'' right there. (''points to a completely empty space'') With aliens who are here to invade Earth! Watch this. (''picks up a rock, throws it, it doesn't hit anything'') OK. Let me try that again. (''throws a second rock, it doesn't hit anything'') Alright, well, we all know I don't have a very good arm, but there's these cloaking panels on the bottom that make the ship disappear. I know this because one fell out of the sky and hit me on the head!
-->'''Reporter''': Oh, it's the acorn thing all over again!

-->'''Computer''': You have hate mail.
-->'''Computer''': You have more hate mail.
-->'''Computer''': Your hate mail box is full.

-->'''Buck''': [[DudeNotFunny I'm sorry. That wasn't very funny.]]

-->'''Buck''': What's that, buddy? Oh, yeah? Well, I'd like to see you try! Yeah! ...OK. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext I love you too, mom.]]

-->'''Buck''': Yes, I apologise. (''looks out the window'') Yes, I do see the skywriting there. Good thing that cloud [[CurseCutShort blocked the last letter]].
* When the aliens really ''do'' wreak havoc upon the town, Turkey Lurkey is the first to bail.

-->'''Chicken Little''': All we have to do is duck and weave through traffic, through town square, while avoiding the death rays from the evil alien robots. We get to the town hall, climb up to the roof, and give the kid back to its parents!
-->'''Buck''': (''forced and with a'' very ''fixed grin'') ...''[[ThisIsGonnaSuck yeah!]]''

-->'''Buck''': What? D'you have to go to the bathroom?
-->'''Kirby''': Nuh-uh.
-->'''Buck''': You want juice?
-->'''Kirby''': Nuh-uh.
-->'''Buck''': A snack? Corn dog on a stick?
-->'''Kirby''': (''frustrated grunt'')
-->'''Buck''': Want to play some golf?
-->'''Kirby''': (''[[FacePalm facepalms]]'')
-->'''Buck''': ''What do you want?!''

-->(''at the first floor'')
-->'''Buck''': (''enthusiastically'') Plan D!
-->'''Kirby''': Plan D!
--> (''at the third floor'')
-->'''Buck''': (''slightly less enthusiastic'') Yeah!
-->'''Kirby''': Yeah!
-->(''at the sixth floor'')
-->'''Buck''': (''out of breath'') Thighs hurting... drumsticks burning...
-->(''at the tenth floor'')
-->'''Buck''': (''weakly'') But... loving you! Full support! (''collapses'')

-->'''Melvin''': ''You have violated intergalactic law [[ShoutOut 90210!]] A charge punishable by immediate particle disintegration!''
-->(''laser guns surround Chicken Little and Buck'')
-->'''Buck''': Oh, ''snap''.
-->(''Kirby's face appears next to Melvin's'')
-->'''Kirby''': (''speaks alien language'')
-->'''Melvin''': Hmm? What's that? I don't quite...
-->(''Kirby's mother Tina's face appears'')
-->'''Tina''': Melvin? Honey?
-->'''Melvin''': Mmm?
-->'''Tina''': He's saying they're telling the truth.
-->'''Melvin''': (''sheepishly'') Uh-huh.
-->'''Tina''': It was all a misunderstanding.
-->'''Melvin''': Huh. Well, then; this is awkward.
-->'''Tina''': [[FlatYes Yes. Yes it is.]]
-->'''Melvin''': Maybe I should...
-->'''Tina''': Put the big guns away?
-->'''Melvin''': Yes, yes.
-->(''laser guns retract'')
-->'''Tina''': Now turn off your big voice.
-->'''Melvin''': But I -
-->'''Tina''': Turn it off.
-->'''Melvin''': But I -
-->'''Tina''': (''sternly'') Melvin.
-->'''Melvin''': But I don't get to use the big voice very often.
-->'''Tina''': (''exasperated sigh'') ''Melvin...''
-->'''Melvin''': (''disappointed'') Yes, dear...
--> (''the giant floating eyes disappear like a TV turning off, the lights come on, and Melvin reveals himself to be a tiny, fluffy red alien sat nearby'')
-->'''Melvin''': (''awkwardly'') Hi. Heh. Um.... anyone wanna try out the big voice?

-->'''Tina''': You can't return the panel, can you?
-->'''Melvin''': (''realizing he's been busted'') Now... now that's ridiculous.
-->'''Tina''': You threw away the receipt again.
-->'''Melvin''': (''in big voice'') ''Silence!''
-->'''Tina''': Melvin, did you just try to use the big voice on ''me''?
-->'''Melvin''': Uh...[[BorrowedCatchPhrase who are we talkin' about]]?

* ''Chicken Little: The '''True''' Story'': The [[ShowWithinAShow in-universe]] [[BioPic biographical movie adaptation]] of Chicken Little's adventure is hysterical [[VeryLooselyBasedOnATrueStory in it's complete and utter twisting of what actually occurred]]. Just to start, the characters are given {{Historical Beauty Update}}s and [[HistoricalHeroUpgrade Hero Upgrades]] or [[AdaptationalPersonalityChange personality changes]]. {{Cloudcuckoolander}} Fish is a [[TheSpock Mr. Spock]] {{expy}}; panicky, obese Runt is a courageous, stalwart boar; the resourceful, UglyCute Abby is a [[BuxomIsBetter stunning]] but [[DamselInDistress helpless]] FauxActionGirl; and {{Adorkable}} wimp in NerdGlasses Chicken Little is a rugged, buff ActionHero in CoolShades (voiced by Creator/AdamWest no less). While the real climax was more-or-less a standard AlienInvasion, the movie adapts this into an all-out SpaceBattle. The whole thing with everyone giving [[LargeHam hammy]], [[ChewingTheScenery scenery-chewing]] performances comes off as ''Franchise/StarTrek'' [[JustForFun/XMeetsY meets]] ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy''.

-->'''Buck''': I'd like to see the movie they make about you now!
-->'''Chicken Little''': I just hope they stick close to what really happened.
-->'''Buck''': Son, these guys are from Hollywood. The one thing they will ''[[TemptingFate never]]'' do is [[BitingTheHandHumor mess with a good story]].

-->'''Runt''': [[BlatantLies This is amazingly accurate.]]
-->'''Fish''': (''nods in agreement'')

--> (Fish Out of Water says what he translated from Kirby)
-->'''Chicken Little''': His name is Kirby?
-->'''Abby''': They left him behind?!
-->'''Runt''': [[Franchise/StarWars DARTH]] [[ArsonMurderandJaywalking VADER'S]] [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack LUKE'S]] [[ItWasHisSled FATHER?!]]
--> (Chicken Little and Abby stare at him with a "Really?" look on their face)

* When the [[spoiler: aliens really ''do'' wreak havoc upon the town]], Turkey Lurkey is the first to bail.

* Buck giving Chicken Little some ''really'' bad advice on his first day of high school.

** And, once the teacher is gone, all the kids [[TruthInTelevision simultaneously pull out their cellphones and start texting.]]

-->'''Reporter''': Oh, it's the acorn thing all over again.

-->'''Buck''': What's that, buddy? Oh, yeah? Well, I'd like to see you try! Yeah! ...OK. [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext I love you too, mom.]]

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* The [[ShowWithinAShow in-universe biographical movie adaptation]] of Chicken Little's adventure is hysterical in it's complete and utter twisting of what actually occurred. Just to start, the characters are given {{Historical Beauty Update}}s and [[HistoricalHeroUpgrade Hero Upgrade]]s or [[AdaptationalPersonalityChange personality changes]]. {{Cloudcuckoolander}} Fish is a [[TheSpock Mr. Spock]] {{expy}}; panicky, obese Runt is a courageous, stalwart boar; the resourceful, UglyCute Abby is a [[BuxomIsBetter stunning]] but [[DamselInDistress helpless]] FauxActionGirl; and {{Adorkabl|e}}y nerdy wimp Chicken Little is a rugged, buff ActionHero (voiced by Creator/AdamWest no less). The whole thing with everyone giving [[LargeHam hammy]], [[ChewingTheScenery scenery-chewing]] performances comes off as "''Franchise/StarTrek'' [[JustForFun/XMeetsY meets]] ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy''".

-->'''Melvin''': (''realising he's been busted'') Now... now that's ridiculous.

* Melvin [[DissonantSerenity casually]] mentions they would have "vaporised the whole planet" had it not been for Chicken Little. Nobody apart from his wife seems to react to this.

* The [[ShowWithinAShow in-universe movie adaptation]] of Chicken Little's story is hysterical in it's complete ''utter'' twisting of what actually occurred. Just to start the characters are given AdaptationalAttractiveness and [[AdaptationPersonalityChange personality changes]]. {{Cloudcuckoolander}} Fish is a [[TheSpock Mr. Spock]] {{expy}}; panicky Runt is a courageous, stalwart boar; the resourceful, UglyCute Abby is a [[BuxomIsBetter stunning]] but [[DamselInDistress helpless]] FauxActionGirl; and nerdy, {{Adorkable}} Chicken Little is a rugged, buff ActionHero (voiced by Creator/AdamWest no less). The whole thing with everyone giving [[LargeHam hammy]], [[ChewingTheScenery scenery-chewing]] performances gives off a "''Franchise/StarTrek'' [[JustForFun/XMeetsY meets]] ''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy''" vibe.

-->'''Buck''': Son, these guys are from Hollywood. The one thing they will ''never'' do is [[BitingTheHandHumor mess with a good story]].