History Funny / CatTales

* Most of Jean Paul's (AzBat) internal monologues with Azrael. Also, "Pheromones!"

* Joker, Riddler, Two-Face, and Catman go on a road trip to Key West. HilarityEnsues. Highlights include Catman getting abandoned along the side of the road with "a neo-Nazi hillbilly", Joker almost drowning and receiving "the kiss of life" from a lifeguard, Two-Face (NOT Harvey Dent!) graffiting the south most point in America with "tWoFacE woS HEre", Catman getting into a brawl over pizza and a disrespected cat, and the whole crew getting literally locked into shackles and chains - upside down.

Dick suddenly felt like he was playing a LucasArts Adventure Game. He imagined four possible responses to Bruce’s question appearing under his chin:

* A recent story had [[spoiler: Susannah Pelacci]] and [[spoiler: Anthony Marcuso]] getting married while Rogues, convinced it was Catty's wedding, ran around messing it up or trying to fix it, as their natures entailed. This leads to [[HijinksEnsue hilarious events]] such as Clayface running around as Catwoman (never getting her breast size right), the Riddler getting his pants frozen to the ice sculpture, and Poison Ivy and Mad Hatter trying to thwart each other's efforts at mind-controlling the guests. But the high point comes when the priest starts reading the vows that Joker "improved."

* Joker, Riddler, Two-Face, and Catman go on a road trip to Key West. [[HilarityEnsues]]. Highlights include Catman getting abandoned along the side of the road with "a neo-Nazi hillbilly", Joker almost drowning and receiving "the kiss of life" from a lifeguard, Two-Face (NOT Harvey Dent!) graffiting the south most point in America with "tWoFacE woS HEre", Catman getting into a brawl over pizza and a disrespected cat, and the whole crew getting literally locked into shackles and chains - upside down.
** From the same story - Twoface kidnaps Nightwing because he thought that Nightwing and Poison Ivy were together (it was a Gotham Post story - don't ask). He flips the coin to determine Nightwing's fate. Harvey Dent ends up giving Nightwing romantic advice on how to win Poison Ivy's good side. Cue [[BrainBleach]] for Nightwing.

* The {{Batman}}/[[DatingCatwoman Catwoman]] shipper arc "[[http://catwoman-cattales.com/ Cat Tales]]" is consistently funny. In the first book, "A Girl's Gotta Protect Her Reputation", Catwoman decides to set the record straight regarding various falsehoods and rumors circulating around her(in other words, a fix-fic for everything that's happened to her since the "Officer Down" arc), by telling her side of the story...in a stand-up routine. A passage from her stage show:

-> “Dearly beloved,” Father Ercolani read, “We are gathered here today to join this man and this woman in passionate bliss as he thrusts the throbbing arrowhead of his love-spear through the honeyed petals of womanhood into her quivering love pudding…”
-> “If anyone here has an objection,” he read confidently, “to this man and this woman being united in holy matrimony, let him bite down on a batarang and take it like a man. Ha. Ha. Ha…”

* Selina: “No concussion, no Brainiac chip… Fop. No ditzypoof, no coldhearted, thieving bitch… Tea. I think I’m getting the hang of it. You’re both very strange, but that’s okay, ‘cause it’s a lovable strange, and normal is overrated anyway.”