History Funny / Castle2009

** Castle, in an attempt to get any leads around his disappearance, declares a money reward to however can get him a proper lead. [[RealityEnsues By the time he hits up the precinct, a very pissed off Gates confronts him for the pile upon pile of likely false leads pouring in.]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Castle is overjoyed]], and [[RefugeInAudacity kisses Gates right in front of Beckett]].

** Castle walks into Alexis and her boyfriend Ashley with a replica revolver in his hand.

** When they question a suspect whose into MethodActing and is acing like she's Ophelia, Castle and Ryan start trying to question her in Shakespearean prose (clearly enjoying it) before an annoyed Esposito threatens to arrest her for questioning unless she talks and she abruptly drops the persona.

** There's quite a bit of LaughablyEvil scenes with the drug lord El Oso. When Castle points out he's a murder suspect due to being associated with a "fair amount of violence" El Oso corrects him by menacingly saying that it's "epic" and "biblical" amounts of violence then suddenly [[MoodWhiplash gets all giddy talking about how he wants Castle to write the script for his life story]] and can keep him prisoner for the next several months until he does. Later, When Castle compares him to ''Theatre/RichardIII'' he angrily says "The Hunchback!" and puts his gun in Castle's face threatening before laughing that Castle should have seen his face. El Oso then claims that unlike Richard III he has a sense of humor and does on about how that is one of the facets of his character that Castle's script must capture.

* Alexis asks Castle if she can go on a college road trip with her friend, Buttons. Castle, like any [[PapaBear good]] [[BumblingDad dad]], asks who's going, who's driving, and who's chaperoning.

** Castle mockingly imitating a suggestive pose Kay is always making on the street, only for a bunch of Paparazzi to start snapping pictures of a horrified Castle, to Beckett's amusement. Adding to the hilarity is that the photographers stop hone they realize Castle isn't ''Creator/JasonBateman'' and leave, as Castle looks torn between being relieved and offended.

** The Same episode has Martha's feud with a critic from her Broadway Days who she initially truest butter up to for an endorsement for her acting school but quickly renews her old resentment of, leading to a fight which is only resolved her her promising the critic (an aspirin author) that Castle will get her "chick lit" book published.... without asking Castle first.

* In "Dead Again," low-level safety inspector Alan is poisioned, electrocuted and even shot in the head yet keeps coming back to the shock of everyone thanks to a freak body metabolism and sheer luck.

** When they question a suspect whose into MethodActing and is acing like she's Ophelia, Caslte and Ryan start trying to question her in Shakespearean prose (clearly enjoying it) before an annoyed Esposito threatens to arrest her for question gin unless she talks and she abruptly drops the persona.

** Ryan is becoming overly invested in his daughters preschool recital, trying to come up with some complicated choreography (with Esposito videotaping him doing the flower dance). Then when another parent protests he threatens to look into her unpaid parking tickets until Esposito makes his presence known and over him away.
** There's quite a bit of LaughablyEvil scenes with the drug lord El Oso. When Castle points out he's a murder suspect due to being associated with a "fair amount of violence" El Oso corrects him by menacingly saying that "epic" and "biblical" amounts of violence then suddenly [[MoodWhiplash gets all giddy talking about how he wants Castle to write the script for his life story]] and can keep him prisoner for the next several months until he does. Later, When Castle compares him to ''Theatre/RichardIII'' he angrily says "The Hunchback!" and puts his gun in Castle's face threatening before laughing that Castle should have seen his face. El Oso then claims that unlike Richard II he has a sense of humor and does on about ho that is one of the facets of his character that Castle's script must capture.

Here's some funny from ''Series/{{Castle}}'':

* In "Nanny [=McDead=]," Beckett tells Ryan and Esposito to check the names of all the maintenance workers on duty that day; Castle questions this and wonders why not run the names of all the neighbors, citing the fact people really don't know all that much about their neighbors:

'''Castle:''' Thank you. What about the guy in 8-B? Who? You see him every day, only you never notice him. But he noticed Sara. She's young, beautiful, The kind of girl that a guy like him would never have a chance with. We all know girls like that, don't we? Well, at first it's just a game. Figure out her schedule. When does she do her laundry? When is she alone? Until it becomes something more, something that he can't control. Well, he uses the stairs, obviously, to avoid the elevator's cameras. And then he just waits, Concealed in the shadows. When she comes into that laundry room, he pounces. When he looked into her vacant, lifeless eyes, He wanted to tell her he never meant to kill her. All he ever wanted was to be noticed. That's when he felt the heat of that dryer on his skin. So he picks up her limp body in his arms, and gently places it inside. He almost smiled at his good fortune when he found the quarter in his pocket, slipping it into the slot. Buying him the time to do what he does best: disappear. Just saying, better story. Coffee?\\

-->'''Castle:''' ''[to Beckett by phone]'' Guess who's got a date with a prostitute?

--->'''Castle:''' What turned you off, that he was wearing a rug? [{{Beat}}] Too soon?

---->'''Castle:''' You are lamey [=McLamster!=]

'''Beckett:''' It's a ''stripper name''.\\

'''Beckett:''' ''[Moving forward threateningly]'' Yes.\\
'''Castle:''' ''[Casually picking up a nearby cardboard cutout of himself and holding it in front of him like a shield]'' No. Sorry.\\
'''Beckett:''' Castle...\\

'''Beckett:''' 'Artistic integrity'?! Change the name!

'''Castle:''' Never... ''ever''... [[BrickJoke call me "kitten."]]\\

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'''Hunt:''' Given how you're feeling so broken up about your two-hundred buck phone, you may want to pick up that three million dollar briefcase. Take it with you.

* In "Hunt", when 'Jackson Hunt' wants him to get off his cell phone and into a car. He throws Castle's phone up in the air and shoots it. Castle takes a mental break from the stresses of the last two episodes to become distraught over the loss of his phone. Forgetting all about the three million in ransom money he has in a case on the ground.
-->'''Castle:''' What are you doing? That was a $200 phone!\\

'''Hunt:''' Given how you're feeling so broken up about your two-hundred buck phone, you may want to pick up that three million dollar briefcase.

* "Head Case" has Castle's startled reaction to finding the cryogenic pods with people actually inside them.
-->'''Castle''': Judging by by the size of 'em, you'd almost expect there to be--\\
''[wiped window reveals contents]''\\
'''Castle''': PEOPLE! Jeez!\\
''[The others look.]''\\
'''Castle''': ''[still reeling from the discovery]'' They're people. ''[turns to the others]'' They're people.
** The fire escape chase. "Talk about taking a header!"

* This exchange from "An Embarrassment of Bitches":

* Alexis asks Castle in "An Embarrassment of Bitches" if she can go on a college road trip with her friend, Buttons. Castle, like any [[PapaBear good]] [[BumblingDad dad]], asks who's going, who's driving, and who's chaperoning.

** [[EarWorm Panananah nanah nah nah, panananah nanah!]]

** A significant portion of the episode consists of Castle, Beckett and Esposito fretting over whether or not to tell Ryan that Jenny is logged in the book recording all of the victim's conquests (at a date after the two had started dating). When they try to carefully ease into bringing it up by mentioning the book, Ryan casually expresses curiosity if Jenny was in the book (her having already told him when he described the case to her), throwing the other three for a loop.

-->'''Beckett:''' "Okay, grab my legs." ''(sound of grabbing, Beckett gasps)'' "Castle! I said''legs''!"
-->'''Castle:''' "Oh, ''legs''. Sorry."

* In "Cops and Robbers", Ryan and Esposito might not have has had as much in the way of [[HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming]] and [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Awesome moments]] as the other characters, but they do get one of the funnier moments in the episode, when debating on whether to enter a potential person-of-interest's apartment without a warrant or probable cause:

-->'''Castle:''' "Get out of town! He's right down the crater from me!"\\

-->'''Producer:''' "Well, I will kill him again! I don't care, where's the corpse?!"

** Castle and the gang singing "Piano Man" from Creator/BillyJoel. They look to Beckett, and when you think she will just flat-out refuse, she joins in and sings, leading to a GotMeDoingIt moment.