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** And the best part is that Bond actually shuts up and looks chastised.

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** And the best part is that Bond [[KnowWhenToFoldThem actually shuts up and looks chastised.]]


* Bond gives his drink order at the poker table - two measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet, shaken well over ice until chilled, and served with a thin slice of lemon (which is pretty much how the original novel had it!). That wouldn't be funny if not for the fact that ''half the players at the table'' (the cool-looking ones who last to the final round, no less) immediately decide they'd like to have one as well to tide them over, much to Le Chiffre's annoyance.

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* Bond gives his drink order at the poker table - two three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet, shaken well over ice until chilled, and served with a thin slice of lemon (which is pretty much how the original novel had it!). That wouldn't be funny if not for the fact that ''half the players at the table'' (the cool-looking ones who last to the final round, no less) immediately decide they'd like to have one as well to tide them over, much to Le Chiffre's annoyance.


* Bond, at The Ocean Club trying to trace a message, gets [[MistakenForServant mistaken for a valet]] by a rude German tourist. He then proceeds to crash the car in the parking lot to create a distraction for security. For good measure, he then throws the key into a set of nearby bushes.

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* Bond, at The Ocean Club trying to trace a message, gets [[MistakenForServant mistaken for a valet]] by a rude German tourist. He then proceeds to crash the car in the parking lot lot[[note]]''after'' parking perfectly [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall as if to show us he could]][[/note]] to create a distraction for security. For good measure, he then throws the key into a set of nearby bushes.


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* When Vesper expresses surprise at James telling her he loves her he proves it in his own unique way.
-->'''Vesper:''' You love me?\\
'''James:''' Enough to quit the service and float around the world with you until one of us has to get an honest job. But I think that's gonna have to be you because I've got no idea what an honest job is.


-->'''Vesper:''' Do I have to worry about you, Mr Bond?
-->'''Bond:''' No. Don't worry you're not my type.
-->'''Vesper:''' Smart?
-->'''Bond:''' Single.

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-->'''Vesper:''' --->'''Vesper:''' Do I have to worry about you, Mr Bond?
-->'''Bond:'''
Bond?\\
'''Bond:'''
No. Don't worry you're not my type.
-->'''Vesper:''' Smart?
-->'''Bond:'''
type.\\
'''Vesper:''' Smart?\\
'''Bond:'''
Single.

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* Meta: During a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuti0OpVJUU reunion Zoom call]], Mads Mikkelsen recalls to Daniel Craig on how they talked to each other for the first time during the casting of ''Casino Royale.'' Mikkelsen's audition scene would have been the chair-torturing scene and Craig was to be involved with it. After a heavy auditioning for the Bond Girls (which Craig was also involved with), they were having a smoke break where the director Martin Campbell (also tired after the audition) came up to Mikkelsen and said that he automatically got the role as Le Chiffre. What came next was a mixture of surprise and TranquilFury from Craig:
-->'''Craig''': Who did you [[PrecisionFStrike fuck?]] I did six castings for this...


-->'''Bond:''' Do I look like I give a damn?

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-->'''Bond:''' [[INeedAFreakingDrink Do I look like I give a damn? damn?]]


* Bond chasing through Madagascar, smashing through or simply avoiding obstacles while his quarry leaps and slides. Later on the crane he throws his empty gun at Bond who nonchalantly snatches it out of the air and throws it back at his face, nearly knocking him off.



-->'''Bond:''' ''(reading his orders)'' Apparently we're very much in love.
-->'''Vesper:''' Do you always leave it to valets to tell you such things?
** When it turns out they'll share a hotel room Bond tries to reassure.
-->'''Vesper:''' Do I have to worry about you, Mr Bond?
-->'''Bond:''' No. Don't worry you're not my type.
-->'''Vesper:''' Smart?
-->'''Bond:''' Single.



* When Bond is very nearly poisoned, Vesper saves him at the last moment. Both her and [=MI6=] suggest that he goes to a Hospital, but Bond insists on completing the Poker Game. Vesper disbelievingly asks if he's seriously considering going back inside, and his sarcastic response sells it.

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* When Bond is very nearly poisoned, Vesper saves him at the last moment. Both her and [=MI6=] suggest that he goes to a Hospital, hospital, but Bond insists on completing the Poker Game.poker game. Vesper disbelievingly asks if he's seriously considering going back inside, and his sarcastic response sells it.


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** Indeed, Felix looks utterly fed-up by the time he bets the last of his money.


* It's not that Bond gives his drink order at the poker table - two measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet, shaken well over ice until chilled, and served with a thin slice of lemon (which is pretty much how the original novel had it!) - it's that ''half the players at the table'' (the cool-looking ones who last to the final round, no less) decide they'd like to have one as well to tide them over, much to Le Chiffre's annoyance.

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* It's not that Bond gives his drink order at the poker table - two measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet, shaken well over ice until chilled, and served with a thin slice of lemon (which is pretty much how the original novel had it!) - it's it!). That wouldn't be funny if not for the fact that ''half the players at the table'' (the cool-looking ones who last to the final round, no less) immediately decide they'd like to have one as well to tide them over, much to Le Chiffre's annoyance.



* Bond, at The Ocean Club trying to trace a message, gets [[MistakenForServant mistaken for a valet]] by a German tourist. He then proceeds to crash the car in the parking lot to create a distraction for security. For good measure, he then throws the key into a set of nearby bushes.

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* Bond, at The Ocean Club trying to trace a message, gets [[MistakenForServant mistaken for a valet]] by a rude German tourist. He then proceeds to crash the car in the parking lot to create a distraction for security. For good measure, he then throws the key into a set of nearby bushes.



** Followed by an almost comical OhCrap face from Carlos when he hits the trigger on his cell phone, only to discover that Bond clipped the bomb to the back of his belt when they were fighting, and Bond getting a sadistic grin on his face when the guy blows his own butt off.

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** Followed by an almost comical OhCrap face from Carlos when he hits the trigger on his cell phone, only to discover that Bond clipped the bomb to the back of his belt when they were fighting, and Bond getting a sadistic grin on his face when the guy blows his own butt ass off.


* When Bond has a chip installed so MI6 knows where he is he lets out a deadpan ‘Ow’. He then spends the rest of the film getting beaten, poisoned, crashed, tortured and gets a nail in his back without complaint.

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* When Bond has a chip installed so MI6 [=MI6=] knows where he is he lets out a deadpan ‘Ow’. He then spends the rest of the film getting beaten, poisoned, crashed, tortured and gets a nail in his back without complaint.



* When Bond is very nearly poisoned, Vesper saves him at the last moment. Both her and MI6 suggest that he goes to a Hospital, but Bond insists on completing the Poker Game. Vesper disbelievingly asks if he's seriously considering going back inside, and his sarcastic response sells it.

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* When Bond is very nearly poisoned, Vesper saves him at the last moment. Both her and MI6 [=MI6=] suggest that he goes to a Hospital, but Bond insists on completing the Poker Game. Vesper disbelievingly asks if he's seriously considering going back inside, and his sarcastic response sells it.


* Felix Leiter introduces himself to Bond after [[spolier:Bond loses his money and is about to kill Le Chiffre]]. Leiter says he is doing so badly that he is willing to [[spoiler:bankroll Bond back into the game]].

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* Felix Leiter introduces himself to Bond after [[spolier:Bond [[spoiler:Bond loses his money and is about to kill Le Chiffre]]. Leiter says he is doing so badly that he is willing to [[spoiler:bankroll Bond back into the game]].

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* Felix Leiter introduces himself to Bond after [[spolier:Bond loses his money and is about to kill Le Chiffre]]. Leiter says he is doing so badly that he is willing to [[spoiler:bankroll Bond back into the game]].
-->'''Bond:''' What about the winnings?
-->'''Felix:''' Does it look like we need the money?


** Cinemasins actually ''subtracted'' a sin for that one.


* When Bond has a chip installed so MI6 knows where he is, his deadpan "Ow" is sure to cause a laugh.

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* When Bond has a chip installed so MI6 knows where he is, his is he lets out a deadpan "Ow" is sure to cause ‘Ow’. He then spends the rest of the film getting beaten, poisoned, crashed, tortured and gets a laugh.nail in his back without complaint.

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** Cinemasins actually ''subtracted'' a sin for that one.

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