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** "[[IntoxicationEnsues Don't worry]]! We'll save you some strawberry mousse!" Followed by Lady Joan's [[ReactionShot concerned glare]] at Brother Belcher.
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** "[[IntoxicationEnsues Don't worry]]! "Don't worry! We'll save you some strawberry mousse!" Followed by Lady Joan's [[ReactionShot concerned glare]] at Brother Belcher.
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* Ginger's FamousLastWords after Widdle covers him with a kilt.
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* Ginger's FamousLastWords last words after Widdle covers him with a kilt.
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* "For the last time, stop calling it a dangler! [[SuddenlyShouting IT'S A SPOLLUM]]!!"
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* "For the last time, stop calling it a dangler! [[SuddenlyShouting IT'S A SPOLLUM]]!!"SPORRAN]]!!"
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--->'''MAJ Shorthouse:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, at least it's a break from tiffin'.]]
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--->'''MAJ Shorthouse:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, at least it's a break from tiffin'.tiffin.]]
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-->'''Khasi of Khalabar:''' Nonsense, dear. ''[in [[BriefAccentImitation Cockney accent]]]'' [[TakeThat The British are used to cuts!]][[note]]The "cuts" referring to the right-wing Conservative power in the government at the time and cutting at the country's budgets.[[/note]]
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-->'''Khasi of Khalabar:''' Nonsense, dear. ''[in [[BriefAccentImitation Cockney accent]]]'' [[TakeThat The British are used to cuts!]][[note]]The "cuts" referring to the right-wing Conservative power in the cuts!]][[note]]This was a gag on government at spending cuts; the time and cutting at British Labour party, which was in power from 1964-70, imposed austerity measures in an attempt to ward off the country's budgets.devaluation of the pound.[[/note]]
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* McNutt finding out that the magazine of the Maxim gun has been replaced by a wind-up gramophone.
-->'''McNutt''': Have a taste of this, you swine! [''He cranks the handle; barrel organ music plays''] What the devil.. {''cranks it again; more barrel organ music. Opens up the magazine and takes out a 78.'']
-->'''McNutt''': Have a taste of this, you swine! [''He cranks the handle; barrel organ music plays''] What the devil.. {''cranks it again; more barrel organ music. Opens up the magazine and takes out a 78.'']
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* McNutt [=McNutt=] finding out that the magazine of the Maxim gun has been replaced by a wind-up gramophone.
-->'''McNutt''': -->'''[=McNutt=]''': Have a taste of this, you swine! [''He cranks the handle; barrel organ music plays''] What the devil.. {''cranks it again; more barrel organ music. Opens up the magazine and takes out a 78.'']
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'''CPT Keene:''' ''[awkwardly]'' ...[[WhamLine So am I]].
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'''CPT Keene:''' ''[awkwardly]'' ...[[WhamLine So am I]].I]].
* McNutt finding out that the magazine of the Maxim gun has been replaced by a wind-up gramophone.
-->'''McNutt''': Have a taste of this, you swine! [''He cranks the handle; barrel organ music plays''] What the devil.. {''cranks it again; more barrel organ music. Opens up the magazine and takes out a 78.'']
* McNutt finding out that the magazine of the Maxim gun has been replaced by a wind-up gramophone.
-->'''McNutt''': Have a taste of this, you swine! [''He cranks the handle; barrel organ music plays''] What the devil.. {''cranks it again; more barrel organ music. Opens up the magazine and takes out a 78.'']
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* "For the last time, stop calling it a dangler! [[SuddenlyShouting IT'S A SPOLLUM]]!!"
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* "For the last time, stop calling it a dangler! [[SuddenlyShouting IT'S A SPOLLUM]]!!"SPOLLUM]]!!"
* When Sid is trying to shrug off the soldiers-wearing-underwear "rumor" to the Khasi, this takes place:
--->'''Sir Sidney:''' Alright, Captain Keene, the Khasi wants to see -- you know what to do.\\
''(Keene gives a sheepish nod and quickly rushes over to [=MacNutt=])''\\
'''CPT Keene:''' Well, Sergeant-Major...\\
'''S.MJR [=MacNutt=]:''' ''[obviously pretending he didn't hear him]'' Well, what?\\
'''CPT Keene:''' You heard what the Khasi said.\\
'''S.MJR [=MacNutt=]:''' I'm afraid I can't, sir.\\
'''CPT Keene:''' ''[angrily under his breath]'' But... that's an order!\\
''[the S.MJR whispers in the CPT's ear, obvious to the audience that he's stating that he's wearing underwear]''\\
'''CPT Keene:''' ''[awkwardly]'' ...[[WhamLine So am I]].
* When Sid is trying to shrug off the soldiers-wearing-underwear "rumor" to the Khasi, this takes place:
--->'''Sir Sidney:''' Alright, Captain Keene, the Khasi wants to see -- you know what to do.\\
''(Keene gives a sheepish nod and quickly rushes over to [=MacNutt=])''\\
'''CPT Keene:''' Well, Sergeant-Major...\\
'''S.MJR [=MacNutt=]:''' ''[obviously pretending he didn't hear him]'' Well, what?\\
'''CPT Keene:''' You heard what the Khasi said.\\
'''S.MJR [=MacNutt=]:''' I'm afraid I can't, sir.\\
'''CPT Keene:''' ''[angrily under his breath]'' But... that's an order!\\
''[the S.MJR whispers in the CPT's ear, obvious to the audience that he's stating that he's wearing underwear]''\\
'''CPT Keene:''' ''[awkwardly]'' ...[[WhamLine So am I]].
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* Joan tries to use euphemisms to get the Khasi interested in making love in return for what she's done for, but she fails, leading to this:
-->'''Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond:''' Look, can't you tell from the quickness of my breathing, the heaving on my bosom ... the hot flush on my cheeks?
-->'''Khasi of Khalabar:''' My dear, are you requiring the Indian herbal laxative?
-->'''Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond:''' No. I had that last week.
-->'''Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond:''' Look, can't you tell from the quickness of my breathing, the heaving on my bosom ... the hot flush on my cheeks?
-->'''Khasi of Khalabar:''' My dear, are you requiring the Indian herbal laxative?
-->'''Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond:''' No. I had that last week.
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-->'''PVT Widdle:''' ''[scratching his chin]'' But it itches. What is it?
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-->'''PVT Widdle:''' ''[scratching ''(scratching his chin]'' chin)'' But it itches. What is it?
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* After the embarrassing display from the hypocritcal Keene and [=MacNutt=], Sid barks at them for disobeying the laws.
** It's also funny that Sid's bellowing is over a group of men wearing underwear, when you think about it logically. Knowing the situation, it wouldn't be surprising if he wasn't wearing underwear under his trousers.
** [=MacNutt=]'s justification:
--->'''S.MJR [=MacNutt=]:''' All I have to say, sir, is that I am only wearing them as a sense of duty.
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' ''[scoffs]'' "Sense of duty"?!
--->'''S.MJR [=MacNutt=]:''' Yes. They were handmade by my mother.
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' I DON'T CARE IF THEY WERE HAND-EMBROIDERED BY YOUR FATHER!!
--->'''S.MJR [=MacNutt=]:''' ''[quickly under his breath]'' Well, he did make the flowers.
** It's also funny that Sid's bellowing is over a group of men wearing underwear, when you think about it logically. Knowing the situation, it wouldn't be surprising if he wasn't wearing underwear under his trousers.
** [=MacNutt=]'s justification:
--->'''S.MJR [=MacNutt=]:''' All I have to say, sir, is that I am only wearing them as a sense of duty.
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' ''[scoffs]'' "Sense of duty"?!
--->'''S.MJR [=MacNutt=]:''' Yes. They were handmade by my mother.
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' I DON'T CARE IF THEY WERE HAND-EMBROIDERED BY YOUR FATHER!!
--->'''S.MJR [=MacNutt=]:''' ''[quickly under his breath]'' Well, he did make the flowers.
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-->'''PVT Widdle:''' ''[sniffs at the material]'' Pooh.
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-->'''PVT Widdle:''' ''[sniffs ''(sniffs at the material]'' material)'' Pooh.
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-->'''PVT Widdle:''' ''[points to a body off-screen]'' Ginger!!
-->'''Brother Belcher:''' ''[concerned look, slightly checking his hair]'' Who is?
-->'''Brother Belcher:''' ''[concerned look, slightly checking his hair]'' Who is?
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-->'''PVT Widdle:''' ''[points ''(points to a body off-screen]'' off-screen)'' Ginger!!
-->'''Brother Belcher:'''''[concerned ''(concerned look, slightly checking his hair]'' hair)'' Who is?
-->'''Brother Belcher:'''
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--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' ''[rubbing his face]'' You're telling me!
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--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' ''[rubbing ''(rubbing his face]'' face)'' You're telling me!
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-->'''Khasi of Khalabar:''' Oh, my child — you've not met war. And think how terrifying it'd be to see a man charging at you, with his skirt flying up in the air, and flashing his big, long... [[LastSecondWordSwap bayonet]] at you!
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-->'''Khasi of Khalabar:''' Oh, my child — you've not met war. And think how terrifying it'd be to see a man charging at you, with his skirt flying up in the air, and flashing his big, long... [[LastSecondWordSwap bayonet]] at you!you!
* "For the last time, stop calling it a dangler! [[SuddenlyShouting IT'S A SPOLLUM]]!!"
* "For the last time, stop calling it a dangler! [[SuddenlyShouting IT'S A SPOLLUM]]!!"
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** And this:
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' ''[about sleeping with the Khasi's wives]'' One must keep up to their duties.
--->'''MAJ Shorthouse:''' Yes. So do rabbits.
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' ''[about sleeping with the Khasi's wives]'' One must keep up to their duties.
--->'''MAJ Shorthouse:''' Yes. So do rabbits.
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-->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' You mean the Khasi.
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-->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' You mean the Khasi.Khasi.
** In the same scene:
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' That's Randy Lauw.
--->'''Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond:''' 'Oo?
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' Randy Lauw. The Khasi of Khalabar.
--->'''Joan Ruff-Diamond:''' Oh! How do you know he is, then?
--->'''Sid Ruff-Diamond:''' ''[irritably]'' How do I know he's what?
--->'''Joan Ruff-Diamond:''' Randy?
--->'''Sid Ruff-Diamond:''' ''[grumpily]'' That's his NAME!
* This moment, for one:
-->'''Princess Jelhi:''' I don't understand, my father. What is there to fear about a man wearing nothing underneath his skirt?
-->'''Khasi of Khalabar:''' Oh, my child — you've not met war. And think how terrifying it'd be to see a man charging at you, with his skirt flying up in the air, and flashing his big, long... [[LastSecondWordSwap bayonet]] at you!
** In the same scene:
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' That's Randy Lauw.
--->'''Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond:''' 'Oo?
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' Randy Lauw. The Khasi of Khalabar.
--->'''Joan Ruff-Diamond:''' Oh! How do you know he is, then?
--->'''Sid Ruff-Diamond:''' ''[irritably]'' How do I know he's what?
--->'''Joan Ruff-Diamond:''' Randy?
--->'''Sid Ruff-Diamond:''' ''[grumpily]'' That's his NAME!
* This moment, for one:
-->'''Princess Jelhi:''' I don't understand, my father. What is there to fear about a man wearing nothing underneath his skirt?
-->'''Khasi of Khalabar:''' Oh, my child — you've not met war. And think how terrifying it'd be to see a man charging at you, with his skirt flying up in the air, and flashing his big, long... [[LastSecondWordSwap bayonet]] at you!
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-->'''S.MJR. [=MacNutt=] Goat's hair.
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-->'''S.MJR. [=MacNutt=] [=MacNutt=]:''' Goat's hair.
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-->'''Brother Belcher:''' ''[concerned look, slightly checking his hair]'' Who?
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-->'''Brother Belcher:''' ''[concerned look, slightly checking his hair]'' Who?Who is?
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-->'''PVT Ginger Hale:''' Oh, that's right!! BLOOMIN' SUFFOCATE ME, WHY DON'CHA!! ''[collapses dead]''
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-->'''PVT Ginger Hale:''' Oh, that's right!! BLOOMIN' SUFFOCATE ME, WHY DON'CHA!! ''[collapses dead]''dead]''
* MAJ Shorthouse has a couple of moments too.
** Upon hearing Joan attack Sid with furniture:
--->'''MAJ Shorthouse:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, at least it's a break from tiffin'.]]
** Much later:
--->'''MAJ Shorthouse:''' Lady Joan's aim [[NoodleIncident seems to be improving.]]
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' ''[rubbing his face]'' You're telling me!
** In threatening climate:
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' And who asked you?
--->'''MAJ Shorthouse:''' Nobody, sir.
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' Well, belt up! ...I don't like this... I don't like it at all. An armed revolt like this could set the whole of India aflame!
--->'''CPT Keene:''' Exactly what Major Shorthouse just said, sir.
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' ''[angrily]'' And who asked him?
--->'''MAJ Shorthouse:''' ''[under his breath]'' [[OhCrap Oh,]] [[HereWeGoAgain fudge.]]
* Widdle suggests a thin red line that the Indians will think not to cross if they ever got past the gates.
-->'''S.MJR. [=MacNutt=]:''' If you don't get out here now, Widdle, you'll have a thin red line across your [[SuddenlyShouting THICK BACKSIDE!!!!]]
* One of the first jokes in the movie is literal ToiletHumor:
-->'''Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond:''' Who's the two of them on the throne?
-->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' You mean the Khasi.
* MAJ Shorthouse has a couple of moments too.
** Upon hearing Joan attack Sid with furniture:
--->'''MAJ Shorthouse:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, at least it's a break from tiffin'.]]
** Much later:
--->'''MAJ Shorthouse:''' Lady Joan's aim [[NoodleIncident seems to be improving.]]
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' ''[rubbing his face]'' You're telling me!
** In threatening climate:
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' And who asked you?
--->'''MAJ Shorthouse:''' Nobody, sir.
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' Well, belt up! ...I don't like this... I don't like it at all. An armed revolt like this could set the whole of India aflame!
--->'''CPT Keene:''' Exactly what Major Shorthouse just said, sir.
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' ''[angrily]'' And who asked him?
--->'''MAJ Shorthouse:''' ''[under his breath]'' [[OhCrap Oh,]] [[HereWeGoAgain fudge.]]
* Widdle suggests a thin red line that the Indians will think not to cross if they ever got past the gates.
-->'''S.MJR. [=MacNutt=]:''' If you don't get out here now, Widdle, you'll have a thin red line across your [[SuddenlyShouting THICK BACKSIDE!!!!]]
* One of the first jokes in the movie is literal ToiletHumor:
-->'''Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond:''' Who's the two of them on the throne?
-->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' You mean the Khasi.
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---->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' ''[concerned look]'' Whose?
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* When Bungit asks why the Khasi doesn't take picture from Lady Joan by force, the Khasi points out that "in India, the [[StealthInsult cow is sacred!"
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* When the heroes reach the Khyber Pass in the aftermath of a surprise ambush:
-->'''PVT Widdle:''' ''[points to a body off-screen]'' Ginger!!
-->'''Brother Belcher:''' ''[concerned look, slightly checking his hair]'' Who?
* When Bungit asks why the Khasi doesn't takepicture the photograph from Lady Joan by force, the Khasi points out that "in India, the [[StealthInsult cow is sacred!"sacred!]]"
* Ginger's FamousLastWords after Widdle covers him with a kilt.
-->'''PVT Ginger Hale:''' Oh, that's right!! BLOOMIN' SUFFOCATE ME, WHY DON'CHA!! ''[collapses dead]''
-->'''PVT Widdle:''' ''[points to a body off-screen]'' Ginger!!
-->'''Brother Belcher:''' ''[concerned look, slightly checking his hair]'' Who?
* When Bungit asks why the Khasi doesn't take
* Ginger's FamousLastWords after Widdle covers him with a kilt.
-->'''PVT Ginger Hale:''' Oh, that's right!! BLOOMIN' SUFFOCATE ME, WHY DON'CHA!! ''[collapses dead]''
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* "I've seen better-equipped men guarding a harem!"
* The [[DisguisedInDrag terrible disguises]] that Jheli gives the imprisoned British soldiers so that they can escape.
** Her explanation:
--->'''Princess Jheli:''' Don't worry. The guards aren't allowed to touch you.
--->'''Brother Belcher:''' [[DeadpanSnarker They'll get a nasty shock if they do.]]
** Being caught out by the Khasi and Bungdit after Widdle's skirt falls during the dance, followed by an {{undercrank}}ed sequence of the five heroes fighting the guards and running out of the palace.
** When the group look to the Fakir...
--->'''CPT Keene:''' Hey, Fakir, we need your help.
--->'''Fakir:''' Sorry, madam. Not working today.
--->'''CPT Keene:''' ''[in haughty high-pitched tone]'' [[IResembleThatRemark "Madam"?!]]
* "Fakir, off!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l_3-23zAWM The dinner scene. Dear God, the dinner scene.]]
** Also, the Khasi and Bungdit's UnstoppableRage as the British governors ignore the carnage.
--->'''Khasi of Khalabar:''' They think they're so powerful with their... st-starched uniforms and their... stiff upper-lips, and their dirty big flags hanging out! They think they OWN THE PLACE!!
--->'''Bungdit Din:''' ''[flatly]'' They do.
** And, from much later:
--->'''Khasi of Khalabar:''' What on earth can I do to arouse these idiots?! They're like, "put the tea in before the milk" and they go berserk!
--->'''Bungdit Din:''' They're like.... Sir Francis Drake and his bowls.
--->'''Khasi of Khalabar:''' Oh, don't talk "bowels" to me!
** The Fakir's head being served instead of the pork that the guests wanted.
--->'''Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond:''' [[SkewedPriorities Well, that's not what we ordered, is it, Sidney?]]
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' [[SkewedPriorities No, it's not.]] ''[to butler]'' Chindy, what were you thinking?
** A variety of Joan Sims' lines in this scene.
*** "I must say, the wind seems to be a little strong tonight."
*** "[[ThrowItIn Oh dear! I seem to have become a little plastered!]]"
** The dinner party's "IgnoringBySinging" attitude, while Brother Belcher has a breakdown.
** "[[IntoxicationEnsues Don't worry]]! We'll save you some strawberry mousse!" Followed by Lady Joan's [[ReactionShot concerned glare]] at Brother Belcher.
* Brother Belcher's FootPopping when he falls for Keene and [=MacNutt=]'s plan. Then later, Widdle's violent foot popping in the harem, looking like he's having a seizure.
* The Khasi tells his daughter about the "Death of a Thousand Cuts" punishment for the British prisoners, which makes her recoil in disgust.
-->'''Princess Jheli:''' Oh, that's so horrible.
-->'''Khasi of Khalabar:''' Nonsense, dear. ''[in [[BriefAccentImitation Cockney accent]]]'' [[TakeThat The British are used to cuts!]][[note]]The "cuts" referring to the right-wing Conservative power in the government at the time and cutting at the country's budgets.[[/note]]
* Although you [[TheWoobie might feel a bit sorry]] for [[ButtMonkey Widdle]], some of [=MacNutt=]'s verbal attacks can be seen as hilarious.
-->'''S.MJR. [=MacNutt=]:''' ''[after watching Widdle remove his beard disguise]'' WIDDLE!! REPLACE YOUR BEARD AT ONCE!!
-->'''PVT Widdle:''' ''[scratching his chin]'' But it itches. What is it?
-->'''S.MJR. [=MacNutt=] Goat's hair.
-->'''PVT Widdle:''' ''[sniffs at the material]'' Pooh.
-->'''S.MJR. [=MacNutt=]:''' Never mind the poo. PUT IT BACK!!
* When Bungit asks why the Khasi doesn't take picture from Lady Joan by force, the Khasi points out that "in India, the [[StealthInsult cow is sacred!"
* The [[DisguisedInDrag terrible disguises]] that Jheli gives the imprisoned British soldiers so that they can escape.
** Her explanation:
--->'''Princess Jheli:''' Don't worry. The guards aren't allowed to touch you.
--->'''Brother Belcher:''' [[DeadpanSnarker They'll get a nasty shock if they do.]]
** Being caught out by the Khasi and Bungdit after Widdle's skirt falls during the dance, followed by an {{undercrank}}ed sequence of the five heroes fighting the guards and running out of the palace.
** When the group look to the Fakir...
--->'''CPT Keene:''' Hey, Fakir, we need your help.
--->'''Fakir:''' Sorry, madam. Not working today.
--->'''CPT Keene:''' ''[in haughty high-pitched tone]'' [[IResembleThatRemark "Madam"?!]]
* "Fakir, off!"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l_3-23zAWM The dinner scene. Dear God, the dinner scene.]]
** Also, the Khasi and Bungdit's UnstoppableRage as the British governors ignore the carnage.
--->'''Khasi of Khalabar:''' They think they're so powerful with their... st-starched uniforms and their... stiff upper-lips, and their dirty big flags hanging out! They think they OWN THE PLACE!!
--->'''Bungdit Din:''' ''[flatly]'' They do.
** And, from much later:
--->'''Khasi of Khalabar:''' What on earth can I do to arouse these idiots?! They're like, "put the tea in before the milk" and they go berserk!
--->'''Bungdit Din:''' They're like.... Sir Francis Drake and his bowls.
--->'''Khasi of Khalabar:''' Oh, don't talk "bowels" to me!
** The Fakir's head being served instead of the pork that the guests wanted.
--->'''Lady Joan Ruff-Diamond:''' [[SkewedPriorities Well, that's not what we ordered, is it, Sidney?]]
--->'''Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond:''' [[SkewedPriorities No, it's not.]] ''[to butler]'' Chindy, what were you thinking?
** A variety of Joan Sims' lines in this scene.
*** "I must say, the wind seems to be a little strong tonight."
*** "[[ThrowItIn Oh dear! I seem to have become a little plastered!]]"
** The dinner party's "IgnoringBySinging" attitude, while Brother Belcher has a breakdown.
** "[[IntoxicationEnsues Don't worry]]! We'll save you some strawberry mousse!" Followed by Lady Joan's [[ReactionShot concerned glare]] at Brother Belcher.
* Brother Belcher's FootPopping when he falls for Keene and [=MacNutt=]'s plan. Then later, Widdle's violent foot popping in the harem, looking like he's having a seizure.
* The Khasi tells his daughter about the "Death of a Thousand Cuts" punishment for the British prisoners, which makes her recoil in disgust.
-->'''Princess Jheli:''' Oh, that's so horrible.
-->'''Khasi of Khalabar:''' Nonsense, dear. ''[in [[BriefAccentImitation Cockney accent]]]'' [[TakeThat The British are used to cuts!]][[note]]The "cuts" referring to the right-wing Conservative power in the government at the time and cutting at the country's budgets.[[/note]]
* Although you [[TheWoobie might feel a bit sorry]] for [[ButtMonkey Widdle]], some of [=MacNutt=]'s verbal attacks can be seen as hilarious.
-->'''S.MJR. [=MacNutt=]:''' ''[after watching Widdle remove his beard disguise]'' WIDDLE!! REPLACE YOUR BEARD AT ONCE!!
-->'''PVT Widdle:''' ''[scratching his chin]'' But it itches. What is it?
-->'''S.MJR. [=MacNutt=] Goat's hair.
-->'''PVT Widdle:''' ''[sniffs at the material]'' Pooh.
-->'''S.MJR. [=MacNutt=]:''' Never mind the poo. PUT IT BACK!!
* When Bungit asks why the Khasi doesn't take picture from Lady Joan by force, the Khasi points out that "in India, the [[StealthInsult cow is sacred!"
