History Funny / CaptainUnderpantsTheFirstEpicMovie

'''Harold:''' ''(still monotone)'' Captain Underpants Watches Cement Dry.

--->'''Poopypants:''' [[DidISayThatOutLoud …how much of that was out loud?]]

--> '''Professor Poopypants:''' Oh really, Oprah?! Is that my problem?

--> '''George:''' ''(has a WTH expression)''

-->'''Krupp:''' [[BigWHAT WHAT?!]]

-->'''Poopypants:''' More or less, except the emphasis is on zee "poop".

'''Captain Underpants:''' [[ExactWords What page are you on? I'm on page nine!]]

--> '''Poopypants:''' I can't believe it! Poopypants has no gas! [[DramaticIrony You can't write this stuff!]]

-->'''Krupp:''' Where is the respect?! I AM YOUR PRINCIPAL! ''(slams fists on desk, catching George and Harold's attention)''

* During the scene in Krupp's office after he finally catches the boys in the act of pulling a prank, he starts off with his usual scowl, when it suddenly cracks into a SlasherSmile. George and Harold are visibly unnerved by this.

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---> '''Harold:''' To keep things dramatic...''(flips page)'' they didn't quite make it. And then... ''(flips the page, only to find out he used up all the pages.)'' [[OhCrap And then-uh...]] And then...\\

--> '''Harold:''': ''(groans)'' You are just ''so annoying!''

---> '''George:''' (''holding onto Harold's hand for dear life as the former hangs from the top of the Turbo Toilet 2000'') What happened to the Flip-O-Rama!?

*** What makes their OhCrap moment even funnier is that as they're announcing their latest issue, George already notices Poopypants and tries to get Harold to stop, only for Harold [[ExplainExplainOhCrap to announce Poopypants name]] [[FailedASpotCheck as he sees the mad scientist is right in front of them]]. The boys' faces ''scream'' ThisIsGonnaSuck.
*** When Poopypants takes the boys to Principal Krupp (really Captain Underpants incognito), he drags them by their shirts. When he lets go, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent they can be seen adjusting them. Harold in particular, ends up having the collar of his shirt cover most of his mouth and is seen pulling it down.]]
*** How George and Harold escape punishment for this is hysterical. Poopypants brings them to see the principal and shows him their comic, but because it's Captain Underpants he's talking to:
---->'''Captain Underpants:''' This is not a comic! This…is a HISTORY BOOK!\\

'''George:''' What-what-why would you do that? You just let the bad guy get away!\\

* From the "Resume" clip on 20th Century Fox's website:

* The trailer has a brief montage of some of the pranks George and Harold have pulled, capped by terrifying a teacher with a ''tiger''. The tiger may be fake, but the teacher's (hilarious) scream of terror sure isn't. The boys are unrepentant.

'''Captain Underpants''': Why, thank you, vehicle person! ''(jumps over a fence, followed by a crash and a [[ThatPoorCat cat yowl]])'' Ow!

* As much of a TearJerker it is during the scene where it starts raining after the carnival goes disastrously wrong, which leads to George and Harold being separated, [[http://biolizardboils.tumblr.com/post/166044589239/how-to-ruin-the-depressing-carnival-scene a keen-eyed fan]] noticed that when Krupp lands in front of them and is understandably pissed, there’s ''steam'' coming off of him. That’s right; Krupp is literally [[BurningWithAnger “steaming mad”]].

-->'''Harold:''' Wow. That's a nanny cam… it's got really good picture quality.
-->'''George:''' Is that high def? 'Cause you can really tell that's us…huh.

-->'''Edith:''' I just made this tuna casserole and I noticed it had your name in it…in jalapeño peppers.
-->'''Krupp:''' (''sniffs it'') Well, it smells…spicy!
-->'''Edith:''' Yep…that's 'cause it's been dry-aged for a week.

-->'''George:''' ''Ewwww!!'' They like each other!
-->'''Harold:''' Oh, no, George, I think it's much worse. They "like-like" each other!
-->'''George:''' What are you talking about? Adults don't "like-like" other adults!
-->'''Harold:''' Well, you probably haven't seen it at your home [[HarsherInHindsight since your parents are married]]. In my studies, like-liking seems to end with marriage.

-->'''Captain Underpants:''' HALT! Do you sense that?!
-->'''Harold:''' Noooooo…?
-->'''Captain Underpants:''' (''scoffs'') Well ''of course'' you don't! You're not a superhero like me! Come, sidekicks! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Evil! Lurks! WITHIN!]]

-->'''Captain Underpants:''' That will be interesting to put my eye up to!

-->'''Harold:''' Just sit there and look angry for no reason!\\

-->'''Mr. Krupp''': Well, if it isn't George Beard and Harold Hutchins. To what do I owe the pleasure? Is it perhaps... THIS!? ''(Lifts his pant leg to reveal the Tattle Turtle taped to his leg, which happens to contain evidence incriminating the boys)''\\

-->'''Krupp:''' Our science teacher, Mr. Fyde, is NoLongerWithUs.\\

-->'''Professor Poopypants:''' What's wrong with your faces? Are you choking? Do you have to sneeze?

-->'''Poopypants:''' WHY DON'T YOU GO INVENT YOUR OWN SHRINKING AND ENLARGING RAY IF YOU THINK YOU'RE SO '''''SMART'''''!
-->(''flashback ends and the scene cuts back to the cafeteria full of students looking at him in stunned silence'')
-->'''Poopypants:''' [[DidISayThatOutLoud …how much of that was out loud?]]

-->'''George:''' Harold, I ''really'' want some sugar.
-->'''Harold:''' Me too!
-->([[GilliganCut cut to the two spazzing out on a sugar high]])
-->'''Harold:''' (''uncontrollably fidgeting in a fetal position'') WE MADE THE WRONG CHOICE!
-->'''George:''' (''running laps around Harold so fast, he creates a mini trench'') THIS DID ''NOT'' SOLVE ANYTHING!

--> '''George:''' (''holding onto Harold's hand for dear life as the former hangs from the top of the Turbo Toilet 2000'') What happened to the Flip-O-Rama!?
-->'''Harold:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue I ran out of paper.]]

-->'''George:''' ...Oops. (''awkwardly sets the invention down and steps away from it'')

-->'''Poopypants:''' [[TakeThat Look at the tiny school, filled with tiny children, and tiny teachers, whose tiny paychecks reflect their size and the value SOCIETY PUTS ON EDUCATION!]]

-->'''Poopypants:''' Did you just slap me?!
-->'''Harold:''' Yes, I ''did''! And ''you'' deserved it!
-->'''Poopypants:''' NO I DIDN'T! Your hand is HUGE! That hurt a lot! Give it back! It's mine!
-->'''Harold:''' No! Hands off!
-->'''Poopypants:''' No fair! No backsies!
-->'''Harold:''' Give it to me!
-->'''Poopypants:''' Just give me that--
-->(''ray gun goes off and shrinks his head'')
-->'''Poopypants:''' (''high pitched'') AH! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!

-->'''Egg Salad Sandwich:''' And guess what? I'm ''rotten!'' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

** The fact that the conversation between the two brains starts off with Harold's brain sleeping, prompting George's brain to wake up the former.

'''Harold:''' (''hushed disbelief'') Sir... are you saying your FULL NAME... is [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Pee Pee.]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Diaharreastein.]]'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Poopypants. '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Esquire!?]]''''']] (''eyes shining with unadulterated joy'')\\

--> '''George:''' Your problem is [[spoiler:that you can't laugh at yourself!]]

--> '''Professor Poopypants:''' [[EvilIsHammy THERE'S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT]] [[spoiler: [[ToiletHumor Professor Pee Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants Esquire!!!]]]]\\

'''Harold:''' (''hushed disbelief'') Sir... are you saying your FULL NAME... is [[spoiler: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Pee Pee.]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Diaharreastein.]]'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Poopypants.]] '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Esquire!?]]''''']] (''eyes shining with unadulterated joy'')\\

** Even funnier: somehow they took his name from the original series and made it ''so much worse.'' [[spoiler: It was originally "Professor Pippy Pee-Pee Poopypants." Congrats, film team, on going up to eleven on that one!]]
* George and Harold prove to be harder to crack when [[spoiler: Professor Poopypants uses his Anti-Humor machine to zombify them, as they keep finding things to laugh about such as the Professor's name and hair.]]
-->'''Professor Poopypants:''' [[spoiler:WHAT?! My hair's cool, I thought!]]
-->'''George:''' [[spoiler: Are you kidding me!? It's almost as funny as [[FunnyAfro my hair back in kindergarten! Remember that afro!?]] (''continues laughing with Harold'')]]
* [[spoiler: This exchange between [[GhostInTheMachine George and Harold's brains]]:]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Harold's brain:''' Potty humor?! Ugh! That is, like, the ''lowest'' form of comedy!]]
-->[[spoiler: '''George's brain:''' (''appalled'') DON'T YOU SAY THAT, HAROLD!]]
** [[spoiler: The fact that the conversation between the two brains starts off with Harold's brain sleeping, prompting George's brain to wake up the former.]]
* When Poopypants later traps George and Harold again… [[spoiler:in a makeshift cage of his enlarged lip balms.]]
-->'''George:''' [[spoiler: Why does one person have so much lip balm!?]]
* There's a moment where [[spoiler: Melvin briefly debates between [[SkewedPriorities getting extra credit and survival]] when the Anti-Humor machine starts to malfunction.]]
-->'''Melvin:''' [[spoiler: Extra credit or survival? Extra credit or survival?! I CHOOSE SURVIVAL!!!]]
** [[spoiler: Poopypants being knocked around like a pinball inside the Turbo Toilet 2000 after it starts going haywire.]]
* George tries to [[spoiler:return a shrunken Captain Underpants back to his normal size and has the latter stand on top of Harold's finger to get a good shot, only to miss entirely and enlarge Harold's entire right hand instead.]]
-->'''Professor Poopypants:''' [[spoiler:Ha ha! Give him a ''big hand'' for that one, everybody!]]
** George then tries to [[spoiler: shrink the now giant Professor Poopypants, but misses AGAIN and shrinks the school.]]
-->'''George:''' [[spoiler:...Oops. (''awkwardly sets the invention down and steps away from it'')]]

-->'''Poopypants:''' [[spoiler: [[TakeThat Look at the tiny school, filled with tiny children, and tiny teachers, whose tiny paychecks reflect their size and the value SOCIETY PUTS ON EDUCATION!]]]]
** Harold later using [[spoiler: his enlarged hand]] to his advantage in the fight against Poopypants over the Shrinking/Enlarging Ray doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.

-->'''Poopypants:''' NO I DIDN'T! [[spoiler: Your hand is HUGE!]] That hurt a lot! Give it back! It's mine!

-->[[spoiler: (''ray gun goes off and shrinks his head'')]]

* [[spoiler:The majority of the hijinks that ensue with the Sizerator 2000 with various people and objects being shrunk or enlarged.]]
* Also counts as a [[Sugarwiki/AwesomeMoments Moment of Awesome]]. [[spoiler:The captain accidentally ingesting some of the [[FoulCafeteriaFood toxic leftovers inside of the Turbo Toilet 2000]] and gaining superpowers, complete with him becoming more muscular... only to go striaght back to being [[{{Acrofatic}} flabby]] moments later]].
* [[spoiler: Captain Underpants putting the school back down ''sideways''.]]
-->'''Captain Underpants:''' [[spoiler: There we go! Back to normal, like it never happened!]]\\

* [[spoiler:A shrunken Poopypants escapes on a bee and is unintentionally abetted by Captain Underpants.]]
-->'''Captain Underpants:''' [[spoiler: AAAAHHH! A BEE!! GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!(''swats both bee and Poopypants far away into the distance'')]]\\
'''Poopypants:''' [[spoiler: (distantly) I'm freeeeeeeee!]]\\
'''George:''' [[spoiler: What-what-why would you do that? You just let the bad guy get away!]]\\
'''Captain Underpants:''' [[spoiler: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Come on, guys! Pretty sure the bee wasn't the bad guy]].]]
* The policeman only sounds mildly annoyed [[spoiler: seeing the leftover mess from a (albeit very bizarre) near-successful world domination attempt.]]

* George, Harold and Captain Underpants fleeing from the [[spoiler: aftermath of Poopypants' laughter eradication attempt.]]
--> [[spoiler: ''(as Captain Underpants flies away with George and Harold)'']]
--> '''Captain Underpants''': [[spoiler: You're welcome Peacekeeper!]]
--> '''Harold''': [[spoiler: ''(hushed)'' Shhhh! Would you keep it down?!]]
* [[spoiler: The police running away screaming in terror from the enlarged blue bird.]]

* George and Harold deciding on how to affirm their friendship [[spoiler: despite remaining in separate classes]]:

* This exchange when [[spoiler:George and Harold watch Krupp and Edith after they set them up on a date.]]
-->'''George:''' You know, it feels good to [[spoiler:[[ThrowTheDogABone do something nice for Mr. Krupp]]]].\\

* The ending where [[spoiler:George and Harold decide not to bring back Captain Underpants again after all the trouble he caused… [[CallBack only for Mr. Krupp to snap his fingers,]] [[HereWeGoAgain summoning the Captain Underpants persona, and the two having to chase after him again]]. That's right, in his panic at the attack of the Talking Toilets, Mr. Krupp accidentally turned ''himself'' into Captain Underpants!]]

* The RunningGag of Ms. Anthrope waiting on hold for a chance to win a billion dollars because George and Harold used that to distract her so they can sneak into Mr. Krupp's office. [[spoiler:During the credits, the boys see she's ''still'' on hold and has been for the whole movie. They go back to the phone, which startles her and she accidentally hangs up. Cue her [[BigNO scream of rage]].]]
** The best part? [[spoiler:[[ComedicSociopathy It cuts to a new]] ''[[ComedicSociopathy Captain Underpants]]'' [[ComedicSociopathy comic book called "Captain Underpants and the Attack of Stuck-On-Hold Woman". This clearly demonstrates that George and Harold had the]] '''[[ComedicSociopathy audacity]]''' [[ComedicSociopathy to make a comic of this moment, rather than consider the mental consequences it had on her state of mind]]]].

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* After enlarging the Turbo Toilet 2000, Prof. Poopypants prepares to rampage, only for it to run out of fuel.

* Also counts as a [[Sugarwiki/AwesomeMoments Moment of Awesome]]. [[spoiler:The captain accidentally ingesting some of the [[FoulCafeteriaFood toxic leftovers inside of the Turbo Toilet 2000]] and gaining superpowers, complete with him becoming more muscular... only to go striaght back to being [[Acrofatic flabby]] moments later]].

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[[caption-width-right:350:'''''[[FirstNameUltimatum "GEORGE!!]] [[UnstoppableRage HAROLD!!!!!"]]''''']]

** Also this gem:

* Also counts as a [[Sugarwiki/AwesomeMoments Moment of Awesome]]. [[spoiler:The captain accidentally ingesting some of the [[FoulCafeteriaFood toxic leftovers inside of the Turbo Toilet 2000]] and gaining superpowers, complete with him becoming more muscular... only to go striaght back to being flabby moments later]].

*** When Poopypants takes the boys to Principal Krupp (really Captain Underpants incognito), he drags them by their shirts. When he lets go, they can be seen adjusting them. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Harold in particular, ends up having his shirt cover most of his mouth, so naturally, he has to pull it down.]]

*** When Poopypants takes the boys to Principal Krupp (really Captain Underpants incognito), he drags them by their shirts. When he lets go, they both have to adjust them. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Harold in particular, ends up having his shirt cover most of his mouth, so naturally, he has to pull it down.]]