History Funny / Bully

** [[BigBad Gary Smith]]: "'''[[Creator/MichealJackson OWWW!!]]''' ''[[HypocriticalHumor You can't do that!]]''"

** [[BigBad Gary Smith]]: "'''[[MichealJackson OWWW!!]]''' ''[[HypocriticalHumor You can't do that!]]''"

** Bo Jackson: ''"Oh no, MY CHILDREN!''"
** Gordon Wakefield: ''"AUGH, I'LL SUE YOUR ASS IF I HAVE DUMB KIDS!"''

** Vance Medici: "'''Oohhh''', ''right in the hot rod!''"
** Lefty Mancini: "''My girlfiend's... gonna kill you!''"

** Melvin: "ARUGGGHHH!!!!! OH RIGHT IN THE JABBERWOCKY UGGHHA!!!!!!"
** Tad Spencer: "Oh, ''daddy....''"
** Derby Harrington: "'''GARGHH!!! Ohhh, ''LORD!!!''''' (Gasps) ''I have to carry on the family name!'' (breaks down crying)"
** Kirby Olsen: "OH! THANK YOU, SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?"

* Hitting someone in the low-hanging fruit is one of the joys of this game. The fact that each person has something unique to say about their bruised testes just adds more wonderful to the game.

** Tad Spencer: "Oh, daddy...."
** Derby Harrington: "'''GAHHH!!!''' ''OHHHH, '''LORD!!!''''' (Gasps) I have to carry on the family name, ''ohhohoho...''"

* If you can get hold of the data files, there's some unused dialogue in the mission Jealous Johnny. Long story short, Gord and Lola are making out, and then Gord can't figure out how to unhook her bra.

--> ''I've tried many things: Yoga, meditation, acupuncture, [[TheInternetIsForPorn dubious sites]] on the Internet ... but nothing dulls the pain like [[INeedAFreakingDrink Scotch]].''

--> '''Galloway''': A parent?
* If you go to the Boys Bathrooms, you can see a random individual smoking a cigarette. What makes this funny is when you see [[ButtMonkey Algie of all people]] doing it, too!

-->Jimmy: I won't say anything, sir. In fact, I'll make it clear that I never saw you coming out of an adult store clutching illicit magazines.

* If you go to the Boys Bathrooms, you can see a random individual smoking a cigarette. What makes this funny is when you see [[ButtMonkey Algie of all people]] doing it, too!

** Wedgies are always good for a chuckle, but it gets laugh-out-loud funny when you give one to a prefect immediately after he says aloud "Man, I wish someone would start some trouble!" ''[[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor *yoink!]]*''

** Wedgies are always good for a chuckle, but it gets laugh-out-loud funny when you give one to a prefect immediately after he says aloud "Man, I wish someone would start some trouble!" ''*yoink!*''

* If you go to the Boys Bathrooms, you can see a random individual smoking a cigarette. What makes this funny is when you see [[ButtMonkey Algie of all people]] doing it, too!
--> '''Galloway''': A parent?

--> ''I've tried many things: Yoga, meditation, acupuncture, [[TheInternetIsForPorn dubious sites]] on the Internet ... but nothing dulls the pain like [[INeedAFreakingDrink Scotch]].''

* The opening cutscene of Hattrick vs. Galloway. After Jimmy takes Galloway's scotch and leaves to track down all of Galloway's stashes around the school, Galloway immediately pulls out another bottle of scotch.

* Hitting someone in the low-hanging fruit is one of the joys of this game. The fact that each person has something to unique say about their bruised testes just adds more wonderful to the game.

** Fatty: "Ugh, oh, please, no....My Legacy...."

** Tad Spencer: "OH, daddy...."

* If you can get hold of the data files, there's some unused dialogue in the mission Jealous Johnny. Long story short, Gord and Lola are making out, and then Gord can't figure out how to unhook her bra.

** Kirby Olsen: "OH! THANK YOU, SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?"

** Kirby Olsen: "OH! THANK YOU, SIR, MAY I HAVE MORE?"

** Fatty: Ugh, oh please no....My Legacy....
** Melvin: ARUGGGHHH!!!!! OH RIGHT IN THE JABBERWOCKY UGGHHA!!!!!!
** Tad Spencer: OH daddy....

** Melvin: ARUGGGHHH!!!!! OH RIGHT IN THE JABBERWOCKY UGGHHA!!!!!!

** Algernon (Algie) Papadopoulos: "Oooh, ''critical hit''!"

** Gordon Wakefield : ''"AUGH, I'LL SUE YOUR ASS IF I HAVE DUMB KIDS!"''
** Peanut Romano : "Ow, my ''johnson''! Augghh!"

* Let's face it, we've all wanted to grab a prefect and give him a swirly every once in a while.

--> Random townswoman: Do you ever sit alone in your room and eat ice cream and think about boys?
--> Random townsman: Yes! Absolutely!

* "Kick me" signs work in a very amusing way. The way they seem to be programmed is that people will see the sign and then run over to kick the person with the sign. Students might get kicked by their own clique members, kids will kick them, girls will run up and kick them, prefects will kick them, heck, if you're lucky, you can even get ''the gym teacher'' to run up and kick somebody with a sign on their back. Then a riot starts. It's kind of a shame that there's no way to make them and the only way you can get them is through lockpicking lockers and it's a random drop.