History Funny / Brickleberry

** After Steve finds out all of his accomplishments in life were due to his mother sleeping with the people in charge (his driver's ed teacher, the basketball team opposing Steve's team, and so on), he decides to go back and earn everything the honest way. His first stop is his pee wee karate class. He does indeed pass it.... unfortunately, he does this by beating the CURRENT class, which are all little kids.

* "Cops And Bottoms"
** The opening scene with Steve harassing a little kid for littering in the park, and takes out his flashlight to beat him up. There is a GoryDiscretionShot, with the sound of a little kid crying and screaming... only for it to cut back and reveal that it's ''Steve'' crying while the kid is beating him to a pulp.

** TheReveal that ALL the bikers (including the one who has made frequent appearances on the show since "Two Weeks Notice"[[note]]the one who loves angel dust and tried to apply for a job as the replacement park ranger[[/note]]) are undercover cops.

* In "Crippleberry", the ringmaster Bosco assures that he treats his circus freaks as if he were his children. Immediately after he makes this claim, he's blatantly abusive to the freaks and he then says "Did I mention I fucking hate my children?"

** Woody believes that Steve is faking his paralyzes and sets off to prove it. He locks Steve in a room, talking how he's a war criminal due to what he did in Vietnam, and is about to do something to Steve that Woody clams is "banned by the Geneva Convention." Cut to Woody [[TickleTorture tickling Steve's feet with a feather]] while saying "Coochie-coochie" over and over again in a childish voice. Steve, who of course can't feel anything, just stares at Woody with a big "You've got to be kidding me" look on his face.

** Woody confessing his crimes to the court(I.E. pirating Mamma Mia).

** Denzel telling his assblasting master that there's no such thing as assblasting (he had misheard the name of the Bassmaster Tournament), and the master getting in a plane and crashing into a mountain. Later in the episode, Denzel and Connie arrives back at the park with a trophy, having somehow found an assblasting contest and won it.

*** Woody is terrified of his roommate, a pscyho who thinks he's NicolasCage. Or might just be the real NicolasCage, Woody isn't sure.

--> '''Malloy''': Well, at least you took gold in being a self-serving asshole.
--> '''Woody''': [[TakeThat It's called cycling!]]

--> '''Malloy''': Oh my God, I had no idea....[[BaitAndSwitch it was going to be this easy]]! *throws Chang out the window*

--> '''Woody''': He never said which hole he was going to put it in, but ''there is no good place to put a glowing hot glass rod!!''

** Denzel almost being forcibly married to a convict called [[BiggusDickus Meat Hammer]] in prison, because the warden doesn't allow premarital gay rape in his prison.

** Steve kissing a hallucinogenic toad and tripping during the montage of Steve trying to best Ethel as the park's best ranger.

** Steve getting high on Peyote.

** Steve's "I Fucked Ethel" musical, which [[WhatAnIdiot Ethel paid to see, despite wanting nothing to do with allegedly sleeping with Steve]].

--> '''Woody''': Todd Ford? The crackhead mayor?
--> '''Ford''': Ah, don't believe everything you read. The newspapers just gave me that nickname [[ComicallyMissingThePoint because I smoke crack all the time]]

--> '''Woody''': Don't worry, I had to do this three times last night.
--> '''Ford''': *wakes up* Did I die again?

--> '''Woody''': Jenner, you're either a really ugly man, or a ''very good looking woman!''

--> '''Bobby''': Now have him hump a coconut!
*** Gtes double funny if you notice that [[EpicFail the computer isn't plugged in]].

--> '''Camper''': But sir, that's a mine field.
--> '''Steve''': Mine field, your field, I don't care whose field it is, just get in there!

--> '''Woody''': *yelling at his dick* I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!! *starts punching himself in the dick*

--> '''Woody''': Would the shitstain wearing a hoodie in 90-degree weather please report to the ranger station?!

--> '''Rich Dad''': No son of mine is going to jerk off a racoon unless I get to watch with a hairbrush up my ass!

** Woody telling Steve [[CrossesTheLineTwice "f***ing Dachau killed less campers than him"]]