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** When Richie tries to serve Spudgun an overcooked potato, it rolls off the table.
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** When Richie tries to serve Spudgun an overcooked potato, it smashes his plate and rolls off the table.
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-->'''Spudgun:''' I've changed... (Chris briefly break character as he laughs) I've changed my mind.
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-->'''Spudgun:''' I've changed... (Chris (Steve briefly break breaks character as he laughs) I've changed my mind.
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* They make a call to blackmail the Prime Minister and their flat is surrounded by the SAS within seconds.
* Treating it more like a hostage situation, Richie and Eddie start demanding food. They start with asking for sandwiches, then canapes, then when Eddie demands at least half a Curly-Wurly and a packet of Love Hearts the SAS respond with a burst of gunfire.
* Treating it more like a hostage situation, Richie and Eddie start demanding food. They start with asking for sandwiches, then canapes, then when Eddie demands at least half a Curly-Wurly and a packet of Love Hearts the SAS respond with a burst of gunfire.
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'''Eddie:''' ''(disgusted)'' I can't think that that's hygienic!...
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'''Eddie:''' ''(disgusted)'' I can't think that that's hygienic!...hygienic!
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* "Holy"
** When Richie tries to serve Spudgun an overcooked potato, it rolls off the table.
-->'''Rik:''' [[AgonyOfTheFeet Ow]]!
-->'''Spudgun:''' I've changed... (Chris briefly break character as he laughs) I've changed my mind.
* "'s Out"
** When Richie tries to serve Spudgun an overcooked potato, it rolls off the table.
-->'''Rik:''' [[AgonyOfTheFeet Ow]]!
-->'''Spudgun:''' I've changed... (Chris briefly break character as he laughs) I've changed my mind.
* "'s Out"
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* Eddie at the end of the first live show:
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* Eddie at At the end of the first live show:
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-->'''Richie''': I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that. (''gives it back'') Drink that up right now, young man. Kust drink it up right now! Or do I have to force it down your throat?! Aye? Aye?
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-->'''Richie''': I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that. (''gives it back'') Drink that up right now, young man. Kust drink it up right now! Or do I have to force it down your throat?! Aye? Aye? Eh? Eh?
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-->'''Richie''': Merry Christmas, one and all!
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-->'''Richie''': Yes! Merry Christmas, one and all!
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* The lads are doing the crossword and struggling with the clue 'Ironmonger'.
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-->'''Rik:''' Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken!
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-->'''Spudgun:''' (''in disgust'') What’s that???!
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-->'''Spudgun:''' (''in disgust'') What’s that???!that?!
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-->'''Spudgun:''' Gravy??!
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-->'''Spudgun:''' Gravy??!Gravy?!
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-->'''Richie''': I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that. (''gives it back'') Drink that up! Or do I have to force it down your throat?!
-->'''Spudgun:''' … What do you reckon, Dave?
-->'''Spudgun:''' … What do you reckon, Dave?
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-->'''Richie''': I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that. (''gives it back'') Drink that up! up right now, young man. Kust drink it up right now! Or do I have to force it down your throat?!
throat?! Aye? Aye?
-->'''Spudgun:'''… What do you reckon, Dave?
-->'''Spudgun:'''
-->'''Spudgun:''' Merry Christmas, everyone.
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* Accidentally recreating the Adoration of the Magi with a box of chocolates, a scary mask and a bottle of aftershave.
** Richie realises he must be Mary:
-->'''Richie:''' And I'm a virgin!
-->'''Eddie:''' I thought you said you weren't.
-->'''Richie:''' I know, but I am really. I was fibbing to look hunky.
* The landlord bursts in with a festive greeting for the ages:
-->'''Mr Harrison:''' Merry Christmas and all that bollocks!
** Richie realises he must be Mary:
-->'''Richie:''' And I'm a virgin!
-->'''Eddie:''' I thought you said you weren't.
-->'''Richie:''' I know, but I am really. I was fibbing to look hunky.
* The landlord bursts in with a festive greeting for the ages:
-->'''Mr Harrison:''' Merry Christmas and all that bollocks!
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* “BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAS!”
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* [[MemeticMutation “BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAS!”CHRISTMAS!”]]
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* When Richie serves Eddie, Spudgun and Hedgehog each a glass of gravy:
-->'''Spudgun:''' (''referring to Richie'') I thought you said he was being put away before Christmas.
-->'''Eddie:''' Don’t worry. She won’t last long. She lost a lot of blood this morning and I don’t think she’s got the stamina.
-->'''Spudgun:''' Shall we have a drink, then?
-->'''Richie''': Drinks are coming right up! (''serves everyone each a glass of gravy'')
-->'''Spudgun:''' (''in disgust'') What’s that???!
-->'''Richie''': Gravy.
-->'''Spudgun:''' Gravy??!
-->'''Richie''': Yes. ''Somebody'' drank all the sherry, didn’t they, Eddie?
-->'''Eddie:''' (''[[AlcoholHic hiccups]]'')
-->'''Spudgun:''' Well, I’m not drinking that. (''puts the glass down'')
-->'''Richie''': I beg your pardon? (''returns it to him'')
-->'''Spudgun:''' I said, I’m not drinking that. (''puts it down again'')
-->'''Richie''': I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that. (''gives it back'') Drink that up! Or do I have to force it down your throat?!
-->'''Spudgun:''' … What do you reckon, Dave?
-->'''Hedgehog:''' Drink it. He’s a psycho.
-->'''Richie''': Merry Christmas, one and all!
-->'''Eddie:''' (''tosses the gravy to one side while the others drink'')
-->'''Spudgun:''' (''referring to Richie'') I thought you said he was being put away before Christmas.
-->'''Eddie:''' Don’t worry. She won’t last long. She lost a lot of blood this morning and I don’t think she’s got the stamina.
-->'''Spudgun:''' Shall we have a drink, then?
-->'''Richie''': Drinks are coming right up! (''serves everyone each a glass of gravy'')
-->'''Spudgun:''' (''in disgust'') What’s that???!
-->'''Richie''': Gravy.
-->'''Spudgun:''' Gravy??!
-->'''Richie''': Yes. ''Somebody'' drank all the sherry, didn’t they, Eddie?
-->'''Eddie:''' (''[[AlcoholHic hiccups]]'')
-->'''Spudgun:''' Well, I’m not drinking that. (''puts the glass down'')
-->'''Richie''': I beg your pardon? (''returns it to him'')
-->'''Spudgun:''' I said, I’m not drinking that. (''puts it down again'')
-->'''Richie''': I’ll pretend I didn’t hear that. (''gives it back'') Drink that up! Or do I have to force it down your throat?!
-->'''Spudgun:''' … What do you reckon, Dave?
-->'''Hedgehog:''' Drink it. He’s a psycho.
-->'''Richie''': Merry Christmas, one and all!
-->'''Eddie:''' (''tosses the gravy to one side while the others drink'')
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-->'''Eddie:''' vysbkx.
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-->'''Eddie:''' vysbkx.Vysbkx.
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-->'''Richie:''' Alright, stop. Stop. Shall we start again??? Alright, off we go. (does an action symbolising a television)
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-->'''Richie:''' Alright, stop. Stop. Shall we start again??? again? Alright, off we go. (does an action symbolising a television)
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-->'''Spudgun:''' Yeah, she went on Thrusday. (realisation) Eh, it’s funnier in the pub...
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-->'''Spudgun:''' Yeah, she went on Thrusday. (realisation) Tuesday. (''realisation'') Eh, it’s funnier in the pub...
* The lads are doing the crossword and struggling with the clue 'Ironmonger'.
-->'''Eddie:''' "Ironmonger."
-->'''Richie:''' How many letters?
-->'''Eddie:''' Ten.
-->'''Richie:''' What does it begin with?
-->'''Eddie:''' Well… "I"…
-->'''Richie:''' Well, write it down.
-->'''Eddie:''' No. "Ironmonger" begins with "I". That’s the clue.
-->'''Richie:''' Well, put it down.
-->'''Eddie:''' There’s only room for six letters.
-->'''Richie:''' You’ll have to spell it wrong.
-->'''Eddie:''' (''writing'') v… z…
-->'''Richie:''' So, what have you got?
-->'''Eddie:''' vysbkx.
-->'''Richie:''' Good. How does that help us with "two, down"?
-->'''Eddie:''' Well, "fish", which begins with four letters, now begins with "x".
-->'''Richie:''' Xylophone fish!
-->'''Both:''' Nah, it would sink, wouldn’t it?
-->'''Richie:''' You know, I’m not sure "vysbkx" is right. Why don’t we think of another word that means "ironmonger" but only has six letters.
-->'''Richie:''' Oh, yes. Okay, "Harold" it is! Hang on, hang on. "Harold" only has five letters.
-->'''Eddie:''' Well, I could make the "Ha" part really big so that it filled out the first two squares.
-->'''Richie:''' Well, are there any words dangling the first two squares?
-->'''Eddie:''' Nope, the only word we’ve got so far is "vysbkx".
-->'''Richie:''' Well, fill it in, then.
-->'''Eddie:''' … There’s no room for the "d".
-->'''Richie:''' What is the point of having a clue if it doesn’t fit the little holes?!
-->'''Eddie:''' I think I’ll just put "bollocks".
-->'''Eddie:''' Well, I could make the "Ha" part really big so that it filled out the first two squares.
-->'''Richie:''' Well, are there any words dangling the first two squares?
-->'''Eddie:''' Nope, the only word we’ve got so far is "vysbkx".
-->'''Richie:''' Well, fill it in, then.
-->'''Eddie:''' … There’s no room for the "d".
-->'''Richie:''' What is the point of having a clue if it doesn’t fit the little holes?!
-->'''Eddie:''' I think I’ll just put "bollocks".
** And when Eddie ''does'' stick a bit of sellotape on the fridge:
-->'''Eddie:''' … Is that it, then?
-->'''Richie:''' … Yeah.
-->'''Eddie:''' Who won?
-->'''Richie:''' (''chuckles'') Eddie, it matters not who won or lost but how you play the game.
-->'''Eddie:''' So, I won?
-->'''Richie:''' Well, I suppose if it’s so important to you, then yes. You won. (''chuckles again'') For heaven’s sake, Eddie, it’s only a game. (''storms off, angrily'') Shit! Shit! Shit! VD! VD! VD! Why do I bloody lose everything?!
* When Richie is walking around the flat in a state of gloom:
-->'''Richie:''' What a sad and tragic waste of a young, attractive life…
-->'''Eddie:''' … Is that it, then?
-->'''Richie:''' … Yeah.
-->'''Eddie:''' Who won?
-->'''Richie:''' (''chuckles'') Eddie, it matters not who won or lost but how you play the game.
-->'''Eddie:''' So, I won?
-->'''Richie:''' Well, I suppose if it’s so important to you, then yes. You won. (''chuckles again'') For heaven’s sake, Eddie, it’s only a game. (''storms off, angrily'') Shit! Shit! Shit! VD! VD! VD! Why do I bloody lose everything?!
* When Richie is walking around the flat in a state of gloom:
-->'''Richie:''' What a sad and tragic waste of a young, attractive life…
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-->'''Eddie:''' (pause) ...no.
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-->'''Eddie:''' (pause) ...no.
… No.
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* Richie gets embarrassed buying condoms and ends up with piles cream:
-->'''Richie''': There's been no piles in this house since 1977!...That's what makes England great.
-->'''Eddie''': What, not having piles?
-->'''Richie''': Yes!
-->'''Richie''': There's been no piles in this house since 1977!...That's what makes England great.
-->'''Eddie''': What, not having piles?
-->'''Richie''': Yes!
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-->'''Eddie:''': What do you mean, (''clicks fingers'') "tweezers"? We’ve never had any tweezers.
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-->'''Eddie:''': What do you mean, (''clicks "(''clicks fingers'') "tweezers"? tweezers"? We’ve never had any tweezers.
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-->'''Richie''': It doesn't matter how much pheromone I put on, if some bird sees that coming at her out of the dark she's likely to pull on it and expect the butler to come in.
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-->'''Richie''': (''clicks fingers'') Tweezers?
-->'''Eddie:''': What do you mean, (''clicks fingers'') "tweezers"? We’ve never had any tweezers.
-->'''Richie''': (''annoyed'') Well, get some (''clicks fingers again'') pliers, then! It doesn't matter how much pheromone I put on, if some bird sees that coming at her out of the dark she's likely to pull on it and expect the butler to come in.
-->'''Eddie:''': What do you mean, (''clicks fingers'') "tweezers"? We’ve never had any tweezers.
-->'''Richie''': (''annoyed'') Well, get some (''clicks fingers again'') pliers, then! It doesn't matter how much pheromone I put on, if some bird sees that coming at her out of the dark she's likely to pull on it and expect the butler to come in.
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** When Richie spots it in the mirror:
-->'''Richie''': It doesn't matter how much pheromone I put on, if some bird sees that coming at her out of the dark she's likely to pull on it and expect the butler to come in.
* Their "shake and make up" - wobble your cheeks and mime putting on lipstick.
-->'''Richie''': It doesn't matter how much pheromone I put on, if some bird sees that coming at her out of the dark she's likely to pull on it and expect the butler to come in.
* Their "shake and make up" - wobble your cheeks and mime putting on lipstick.
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-->'''Eddie:''' Yes, I’m beginning to understand why Stephen Fry left that play…
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-->'''Eddie:''' Yes, I’m beginning to understand why ''why'' Stephen Fry left that play…
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** In the fifth live show, after Richie fishes his hand through one of Eddie’s trouser pockets:
-->'''Eddie:''' Yes, I’m beginning to understand why Stephen Fry left that play…
-->'''Eddie:''' Yes, I’m beginning to understand why Stephen Fry left that play…
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* Pretty much all of Richie and Eddie’s fights. Although over-the-top and violent, they’re hilarious at the same time.
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* Pretty much all of Richie and Eddie’s physical fights. Although over-the-top and violent, they’re hilarious at the same time.
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* The scene where Richie is trying to get Eddie, Spudgun and Hedgehog to play a game and even though they’re clearly sick of him.
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* The scene where Richie is trying to get Eddie, Spudgun and Hedgehog to play a game and even though they’re clearly sick of him.
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* Pretty much all of Richie and Eddie’s fights. Although over-the-top and violent, they’re hilarious at the same time.
* Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun are pretty funny at various points.
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* Pretty much all of Richie and Eddie’s fights. Although over-the-top and violent, they’re hilarious at the same time.
* Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun are pretty funny at various points.
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-->'''Richie:''' Well, why didn’t you tell me???
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-->'''Richie:''' Well, why didn’t you tell me???me?
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* The episode contains Spudgun and Dave Hedgehog’s first appearance. The characters, although strange, are really funny and a lot of their lines are just hilarious.
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-->'''Spudgun:''' She will on Tuesday... (realisation) Eh, it’s funnier in the pub...
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-->'''Spudgun:''' She will Yeah, she went on Tuesday...Thrusday. (realisation) Eh, it’s funnier in the pub...
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-->'''Richie:''' Yes, I suppose so... Night-night. Sleep tight. (Then, rythmically) ''Hope the bed bugs do not bite. If they do, do a poo, put it in a Cornish stew. Into the ambulance, dring, dring, dring, fish trousers elephant in Peking. Saw a busy bee, diddle-diddle-dee. Daddy’s an accountant, just like me!'' (speaking normally) Night-night. God bless.
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-->'''Richie:''' Yes, I suppose so...so. Night-night. Sleep tight. (Then, rythmically) ''Hope the bed bugs do not bite. If they do, do a poo, put it in a Cornish stew. Into the ambulance, dring, dring, dring, fish trousers elephant in Peking. Saw a busy bee, diddle-diddle-dee. Daddy’s an accountant, just like me!'' (speaking normally) Night-night. God bless.
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-->'''Richie:''' You ever been hang gliding, Eddie?
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-->'''Richie:''' You ever been hang gliding, hang-gliding, Eddie?
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-->'''Richie:''' Yes, I suppose so... Night-night. Sleep tight. (Then, rythmically) ''Hope the bed bugs no not bite. If they do, do a poo, put it in a Cornish stew. Into the ambulance, dring, dring, dring, fish trousers elephant in Peking. Saw a busy bee, diddle, diddle, dee. Daddy’s an accountant, just like me!'' (speaking normally) Night-night. God bless.
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-->'''Richie:''' Yes, I suppose so... Night-night. Sleep tight. (Then, rythmically) ''Hope the bed bugs no do not bite. If they do, do a poo, put it in a Cornish stew. Into the ambulance, dring, dring, dring, fish trousers elephant in Peking. Saw a busy bee, diddle, diddle, dee.diddle-diddle-dee. Daddy’s an accountant, just like me!'' (speaking normally) Night-night. God bless.
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-->'''Eddie:''' (saracastically) [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, my heart bleeds!]]
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-->'''Eddie:''' (saracastically) (sarcasticly) [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, my heart bleeds!]]
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* [[https://youtu.be/vyf2B5n_B2s "Don't you dare call me overweight young man!"]]
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* [[https://youtu.be/vyf2B5n_B2s "Don't you dare DARE call me overweight young man!"]]
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* One of the funniest moments of physical humour has to be the liposuction scene. Basically Richie asks Eddie to give him liposuction for their upcoming holiday using nothing but a vacuum cleaner. And while he's getting liposuction, in true ''Bottom'' fashion, the vacuum sucks his penis. Just Rik's expressions and the sound effects make the scene.
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* One of the funniest moments of physical humour has to be the liposuction scene. Basically Richie asks Eddie to give him liposuction for their upcoming holiday using nothing but a vacuum cleaner. And while he's getting liposuction, in true ''Bottom'' fashion, the vacuum sucks in his penis. Just Rik's expressions and the sound effects make the scene.
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-->'''Richie''': Steep? It's practically effing vertical!
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-->'''Richie''': Steep? It's practically effing vertical!
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* "Hello big tits. Looking for some action?" The quote just tells you everything you need to know about Richie’s goal in life.
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* "Hello big tits.Big-Tits. Looking for some action?" The quote just tells you everything you need to know about Richie’s goal in life.
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* When Richie and Eddie are trying to figure out what to do with the gas man’s body:
-->'''Richie:''' What are we gonna do with the body???
-->'''Eddie:''' What body? (''points to the floor to reveal that the body is no longer there'')
-->'''Richie:''' Eddie, that is absolutely- (''trips over the rug and realises that Eddie has hidden the body under there'') pathetic.
-->'''Eddie:''' Well, we’ve gotta flatten it out a bit.
-->'''Richie:''' Oh, right. (''Richie and Eddie then proceed to jump up and down on the gas man’s body lying underneath the rug'')
-->'''Richie:''' (''observing'') That’s not bad, actually. That’s pretty good. You know, I think we’re gonna get away with this.
-->'''Eddie:''' Alright, I’ll pretend to be a policeman.
-->'''Richie:''' Okay.
-->'''Eddie:''' (''opens the door, walks out, knocks on it and then walks back in'') 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what’s that dead body doing under the carpet?
-->'''Richie:''' What are we gonna do with the body???
-->'''Eddie:''' What body? (''points to the floor to reveal that the body is no longer there'')
-->'''Richie:''' Eddie, that is absolutely- (''trips over the rug and realises that Eddie has hidden the body under there'') pathetic.
-->'''Eddie:''' Well, we’ve gotta flatten it out a bit.
-->'''Richie:''' Oh, right. (''Richie and Eddie then proceed to jump up and down on the gas man’s body lying underneath the rug'')
-->'''Richie:''' (''observing'') That’s not bad, actually. That’s pretty good. You know, I think we’re gonna get away with this.
-->'''Eddie:''' Alright, I’ll pretend to be a policeman.
-->'''Richie:''' Okay.
-->'''Eddie:''' (''opens the door, walks out, knocks on it and then walks back in'') 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, what’s that dead body doing under the carpet?
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-->'''Eddie:''' (''writing'') ''Left in high spirits to indulge in my hobby of bus surfing.''
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-->'''Eddie:''' (''writing'') ''Left ''[[BlatantLies Left in high spirits to indulge in my hobby of bus surfing.''
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