History Funny / BorderlandsThePreSequel

"Are you gonna let whatever killed you get away with it? '''HELL NO!''' Get you some vengeance, soldier!"\\
"Get back out there -- and this time ''keep your god-damn head down!''"

"Dying's good fer ya! It puts hair on yer chest!"\\

"Dying is just God's way of making you angrier! YOU ANGRY YET, SOLDIER?"\\

"DOUBLE-TIME! HUT HUT!"\\
"THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE, ONLY AN ETERNITY OF DUTY!"

** Playing through the sidequest as Claptrap adds another level of hilarity: with each poster he places, his self-esteem rises, [[YankTheDogsChain until the penultimate one trips one of his safeguards]], [[LaserGuidedAmnesia wiping his memory of the whole thing]] to prevent him from becoming self-aware. [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers The final poster uses a cat photo instead]] (Janey overexposed the final batch of photos you took).

'''"Jack":''' ''(activating Expendable Assets)'' Let's get sexy! ... Ugh.\\

-->'''"Jack:"''' ''Wow'', you're...really pretty. Are you...sure we're not still dating?\\

--> '''"Jack":''' Just a little...completely..deathly afraid of them, yeah.

-->'''"Jack":''' (in the inventory screen) It's like choosing between the ladies! ...Or something, I dunno. ''God'', I hate this guy.
-->'''"Jack":''' (idle quote) How egocentric does this guy have to be to hire body doubles? The dude's just a programmer. That’s like a grocery store clerk wearing kevlar. You’re not important enough to kill, man, hello!
-->'''"Jack":''' (activating Expendable Assets) Let's get sexy! ...Ugh.

'''Athena''': [[StopHelpingMe Stop trying to help!]]\\

** During one of his missions, you kill a Thresher named [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuyPresentsLaughItUpFuzzball Meg]]. Meg has a blonde wig and a bowler hat on her head, thresher-sized. Even more amusing (or infuriating) is when Nakayama [[WhatAnIdiot accidentally causes the worst case scenario]] he had ''specifically'' shut down the trash-compactor for, by throwing his burger wrapper down the trash chute and reactivating the machine.

[[folder: Aurelia ]]

* In the "Home Delivery" side mission, Alistair enlists the Vault Hunters to capture some Threshers for him. She tries to fool her brother by using a fake Truxican accent just to avoid arguing with him.

* You would assume the later missions that introduce you to lasers, and the elemental damages would continue onto Shock, you would be wrong. [[CrazyAwesome Mr. Torgue]] tells you again to destroy the abomination to explosions that are lasers, and your character, without your choice, agrees. How, exactly? [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Send fifty barrels of high explosives crashing down on the gun, via spaceship, so it explodes the bridge it is on and makes it fall into a river of lava]]. All to an epic guitar riff.

'''Dopple!Jack''': ''STOP SCREWING AROUND, '''YOU IDIOT!'''''\\

'''Nisha''': NO IT ISN'T!\\
'''Fragtrap''': NO! IT ISN'T!\\

'''Aurelia''': It ''absolutely'' is NOT!

** Athena is quick to say she didn’t, by then she says “not counting that time...”

* Claptrap voices EvilIsCool in regards to 5H4D0W-TP while the Vault Hunters chase after him, much to his allies irritation.

'''Nisha:''' Like I care! ''(Eclipse appears)'' Ah, [[PrecisionFStrike S***!]]

-->'''Nisha:''' WHERE'S THE LEGENDARY?

* When you enter Moxxi's secret room, you find her singing in her natural redneck accent and in a still sexy mechanic outfit. It's her cheerful tune and her horrified reaction that sells it, alongside your character's reaction. And then she says that her son Scooter will bury them in a shallow grave if they tell anyone.
-->'''Moxxi:''' Good luck out there! And remember: ''[sing-song voice]'' Shallow grave!
** And because the game is Athena telling a story, she just told ''everyone'' about it. [[EverybodyKnewAlready Nobody even reacts to it.]] Except [[{{Squee}} Tiny Tina]] on TVHM.

--> '''Fragtrap''': (''Under his.. [[ForgotHeWasARobot uh, breath]]'') You have ''no idea'' how lucky you are. Rolling around on your non-stair climbing wheel, opening doors like it's no big deal! You have ''no idea'' how good you've got it; YOU disgust me!\\

--> '''Claptrap''': Hmm, the door's locked! [[TemptingFate I can easily open it at a panel nearby by!]]\\

--> '''Fragtrap''': That was the wrong door! You call yourself a Claptrap!?\\

--> '''Claptrap''': Oh look! It's snowing!\\

--> '''Claptrap''': [[SpoofAesop I may screw up from time to time, but I love myself and that's what really matters!]]\\

** And finally after all of that, he goes to another fuel box and tries to use two work-arounds to bypass the scan: the Birthday Cat and the Racist Hot Dog. Both are as bizarre and hilarious as you would expect them to be, with the former being incredibly deadpan and as unethusiastic as possible, the second a parody of Texans who have a problem with "Truxican" immigrants.
-->'''Birthday Cat''': Meow. Where's the party?\\

--> '''Claptrap''': (''Nervously'') O-oh gee! I don't know about that! Integration can be kind of dangerous!\\

--> '''Claptrap''': I'M DYING! ''I'M DYING!''\\

--> '''Tina''': WORST STORY EVER!

-->'''Jack''': Are KIDDING me!? I swear to god! If I ever become [=CEO=] I'm gonna ''destroy'' every last one of those frigging things!\\

-->'''Wilhelm''': That was on purpose.\\

** After making the posters, you then are sent to deliver them to Deadlift, who apparently has motivational issues and who you are supposed to be killing right now. You then have them signed by a Scav (who is strangely delighted to do so, wondering if the package has a kitten, a knife, or [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs a small kitten holding a knife]]), then you kill him because he's a asshole and proceed to slap the posters all over the place.
-->'''Scav''': "[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Tell me your secrets, knife-kitten]]!"

--> '''Athena''': Just hard work out, you know? Just practice and hard work. I was out there on the courts every day taking it to the hole and it finally paid off.\\

* You meet expies of [[Franchise/StarWars C3P-0 and R2-D2]] and escort them to deliver a message to Toby Van Adobe for their mistress. What is this message? That the man took her exfoliating soap, one of three bottles in the known universe, and that she had already found the other two, making the whole trip pointless. "[[{{Feghoot}} Screw you, Toby Van Adobe, you've got my only soap!]]" Even before that is TheUnintelligible R2-D2 parody's supposed potty mouth.
** The [=C3P=]-0 robot is named [[ToiletHumor ICU-P]].

* Claptrap also accidentally burned down a church with wounded and dying townsfolk inside it. His defense boils down to [[ImplausibleDeniability asking who hasn't done that,]] which may [[TearJerker/BorderlandsThePresequel or may not qualify]] as ComedicSociopathy. While various Vault Hunters express disgust, (Even Willhelm, though whether or not this means he has [[EvenEvilHasStandards standards]] or is just annoyed is a good question) [[TokenEvilTeammate Nisha]] [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike actually considers this]] [[ComedicSociopathy a valid defense.]]

* When 5H4D0W-TP tells him that he accrues the hatred of others with his every cycle, Claptrap defensively states that theres' an indifference, which is sad on it's own.

--> '''Claptrap''': I gotta say, this guy's kinda cool! He nails the A in Ambition, and he played ''you'' like a n00b!\\
'''Athena''': WHO THE HELL'S SIDE ARE YOU ON!?\\
'''Claptrap''': I was just sayin'.

** His quest "Paint Job" afterwards from this has him go about trying to "woo" Jack. The disturbing comments, the stupidity of his plans, and watching all his attempts fail horribly make for a good time.

** Aurelia is also positively ''delighted'' by Moxxi's breasts.

* Just before the RK-5 fight, you find a Dahl Soldier who has surrendered and will take but one shot to finish off. Jack orders you to kill him, and, if playing as Nisha and you decide ''not'' to shoot him, she will say it's better to let him live so she can come back several months later and choke him in his sleep. The dialog not altered from the other characters, the soldier will happily scream "THANK YOU!"

* The Racist Hot Dog returns!
* When 5H4D0W-TP tells him that he accrues the hatred of others with his every cycle, Claptrap defensively states that theres' an indifference, which is sad on it's own.
** Fragtrap agrees (citing ''himself'' as an example), Athena says she ''wants'' to think he's right, and the other Vault Hunters straight up tell him it's only hate.

-->'''5H4D0W-TP:''' I'll tap into the power of the H-Source!\\

'''Nisha:''' Like I care! ''(Eclipse appears)'' Ah, [[PrecisionFStrike F***!]]

* Her ECHO recorder is [[BlackComedy just the sound of a guy getting whipped repeatedly while begging ''someone'' to stop.]]

* Claptrap accidentally inspired Mr. Torgue to create the Campaign Of Carnage in ''Borderlands 2''.

-->'''Nisha:''' WHERE'S THE FUCKING LEGENDARY?

--> '''Fragtrap''': YOU ARE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO THE FAMILY!!

'''Doppleganger Jack''': Awesome.

'''Aurelia''': Oh, FOR THE [[CurseCutShort F-! Ahem...]]

* When the Vault Hunter encounter yet another roadblock on their way to the laser's power core (In the form of a force field), Moxxi directs them into destroying a series of fusion reactors that each just happen to be a set of rotating canisters, 2 red and 1 blue. But we're in a video game. Moxxi advises that you destroy the blue ones so that the reactors don't blow up in your face, buuut you ''could'' destroy the red ones just to hear the frustration of the Vault Hunters. You'll progress either way.

'''Aurelia''': Oh, for the [[CurseCutShort f-! Ahem...]]

** At the end of the mission, she's so angry by that her StepfordSmiler starts to crack little .
---> '''Voice of Hyperion''': '''I'm so pissed right now.'''

** In True Vault Hunter Mode, Tiny Tina claims this section as her favorite part so far. Even better is when she asks if the Racist Hot Dog ever comes back and Athena answers her with a flat "No."
-->'''Tina''': WORST STORY EVER!
** HilariousInHindsight: Athena's lying and the hot dog makes an appearance in the Claptastic Voyage DLC.

'''Aurelia''': Oh, for the [[CurseCutShort f-! Ahem.]]

'''Claptrap''': Jokes on you! I WANTED to get horribly maimed!\\

'''Wilhelm''': That was on purpose./ Wanted that to happen.
'''Nisha''': Meant to do that!
'''Claptrap''': Jokes on you! I WANTED to get horribly maimed!

--> '''Athena''' : '''Damn. ''It!'''''\\
'''Wilhelm''': Dammit!
'''Nisha''': That one felt kinda good.
'''Claptrap''': FRUSTRATION!
'''Jack''': Hate this space station!

--->Main engine jettisoned! Switching to crappy emergency power!

** First he opens the wrong door, alerting the Lost Legion to their location and forcing the Vault Hunters to fight them off.
--> '''Claptrap''': YOU ARE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO THE FAMILY!!
** The Vault Hunters steadily getting more and more exasperated with the Claptrap trying to open the door. It's especially hilarious if you're playing as Claptrap the Fragtrap, he will say this:
--> '''Claptrap''': I'm moving to another fuse box! Follow me!\\
'''Fragtrap''': STOP! TALKING! AND GET IT DONE!

'''Claptrap''': I ''HATE'' SNOW! HURRY THE HELL UP!\\

'''Claptrap''': NO! IT ISN'T!\\

** In True Vault Hunter Mode, Tiny Tina claims this section is her favourite part so far. Even better is when she asks if the Racist Hot Dog ever comes back and Athena answers her with a flat "No."

*** HilariousInHindsight: Athena's lying and the hot dog makes an appearance in the Claptastic Voyage DLC.

** [[DevelopersForesight And why couldn't Claptrap the Fragtrap open the door?]] Jack removed his door opening subroutines to make room for [[KillerRobot combat programming]] and [[CantUseStairs stair climbing subroutines.]] He's somewhat upset when informed of the fact:
--->'''Fragtrap''': WHAT HAVE I BECOOOOOOOOOME?!