History Funny / Bone

-->[[spoiler: '''AC:PHONCIBLE P. BONE WILL GET YOU'''[[note]]Here, the marquee is missing the rest of the message that says, "...R VOTE!"[[/note]]]]

-->[[spoiler: '''PHONCIBLE P. BONE WILL GET YOU'''[[note]]Here, the marquee is missing the rest of the message that says, "...R VOTE!"[[/note]]]]

-->[[spoiler: PHONCIBLE P. BONE WILL GET YOU[[note]]Here, the marquee is missing the rest of the message that says, "...R VOTE!"[[/note]]]]

-->'''Phoney Bone, [[ItMakesSenseInContext who is desperately holding onto Jonathan's collar with a smiling Gran'ma Ben next to him]]:''' Jon, ''please'' don't tell me Gran'ma Ben is the Queen of The Valley! ''PLEASE!''

-->[[spoiler: PHONCIBLE P. BONE IS OUT TO GET YOU[[note]]Here, the marquee is missing the rest of the message that says, "...R VOTE!"[[/note]]]]

-->'''Fone Bone:''' After we save him, let's kill him.
** And before that, Phoney's reaction;

'''Rat Creature:''' Hello, small mammal.

-->'''Lucius:''' [[WeirdnessMagnet Is]] ''[[WeirdnessMagnet everything]]'' [[WeirdnessMagnet I do with you boys]] [[LampshadeHanging gonna be like this?]]

-->[[spoiler: PHONCIPLE P. BONE IS OUT TO GET YOU[[note]]Here, the marquee is missing the rest of the message that says, "...R VOTE!"[[/note]]]]

-->'''Gran'ma Ben:''' I want you boys to catch yourselves four chickens! When Smiley's got that water nice an' hot, dip th' birds in it! I want every one of them feathers gone, so soak 'em good! I better be smellin' wet feathers back here! Foo! There's a smell you don't forget too quick!
-->'''Fone Bone:''' Omygosh. We're gonna boil 'em alive?!

-->'''Gran'ma Ben:''' Oh fer heaven's sakes! If ya can't handle a little flappin' around, just grab th' chicken by th' neck an' give her a good crank over your head -- that'll kill her first!

''You have ten toes.''\\

''[[PainfulRhyme Po-ta-toes]].''\\

''[[PainfulRhyme po-ta-toes]].''\\

* [[OhCrap The look]] on Phoney's face when he realizes that Lucius has outwitted him at the Cow Race.

-->[[spoiler: PHONCIPLE P. BONE WILL GET YOU]]

-->'''Phoney Bone, [[ItMakesSenseInContext who is desperately holding onto Jonathan's collar with a smiling Gran'ma Ben next to him:''']] Jon, ''please'' don't tell me Gran'ma Ben is the Queen of The Valley! ''PLEASE!''

-->'''Lucius:''' [[WeirdnessMagnet Is ''everything'' I do with you boys]] [[LampshadeHanging gonna be like this?]]

-->'''Gran'ma Ben:''' What's th' matter? Ain't you boys ever choppped th' head off a chicken before?

-->'''Smiley Bone:''' [[DumbassHasAPoint HEY! Nothing we've done so far has been '''un-stupid,''' and we're still '''alive,''' aren't we?!]]

-->'''Smiley Bone:''' [[CrowningMomentofFunny '''Carry on, Fone Bone! Make a stupid decision!''']]

-->[[spoiler: PHONCIPLE P. BONE WILL '''GET''' YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]

* Smiley is the living embodiment of this trope. Especially in one particular chapter added to certain compilations in which him and Lucius fix Grandma Ben's roof.

-->'''Rat Creature #2:''' [[YourInsane It's stupid!]]

-->'''Smiley Bone:''' '''Carry on, Fone Bone! Make a stupid decision!'''
* The quiches. *Dear Lord,* the '''quiches.'''

-->'''Lucius:''' Is ''everything'' I do with you boys gonna be like this?
-->'''Smiley:''' Like what?

* The revelation of just what The Hooded One's omen to go after Phoney was.

-->'''Smiley:''' Like what?

-->'''Smiley:''' Like what?
* The story has taken a ''very'' serious turn and when it's revealed why they were looking for Phone Bone so much...it's a huge balloon of him saying "Phone Bone will get you". Bone and Smiley say, "When we save him from this sacrifice, let's kill him!"

-->'''Smiley:''' Like what?

-->'''Gran'ma Ben:''' *grabbing a hatchet and marching out of panel* Hmmf. City boys!

-->'''Gran'ma Ben:''' Oh fer heaven's sakes! If ya can't handle a little flappin' around, just grab th' chicken by th' neck an' giver her a good crank over your head -- that'll kill her first!

-->'''Gran'ma Ben:''' Now, pluck off ''all'' them feathers before you put them in the pot. I better not smell wet feathers back here! Phoo, now that's a smell you don't forget real quick."
-->'''Fone Bone:''' We're...we're gonna boil 'em alive?!
-->'''Gran'ma Ben:''' Well of course not, dear, you're gonna cut the heads off first.
-->'''Phoney:''' W-With what?
-->'''Gran'ma Ben:''' With the ''hatchet.''
-->'''Phoney:''' Th-They're not gonna be runnin' around the place, squirtin' blood everywhere and stuff, are they?
-->'''Gran'ma Ben:''' Ain't ya boys ever cut the head off a chicken before?
-->'''Phoney, Fone Bone:''' Uh...uh....uh...
-->'''Gran'ma Ben:''' Oh for cryin' out loud, if ya can't handle a little blood, then give 'em a good crank on the neck, that'll kill 'em!

-->'''Gran'ma Ben:''' *grabbing a hatchet and marching out of panel* Hmph...city boys.

* The entirety of the Great Cow Race...especially when the Rat Creatures collide with the racing cows and come out of the woods with them. Not to mention flying past Gran'ma Ben when she wins the race.

* Smiley is the living embodiment of this trope.