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*** And before that, she runs in laughing...before realizing Kodaka can see her and in slow-mo changing into an OhCrap expression and falling on her face. Kodaka just stares with a WTF expression and his eyes shadowed.
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-->'''Kodaka:''' Rika gross.'''\\

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-->'''Kodaka:''' Rika gross.'''\\
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-->'''Kodaka:''' Rika gross.\\

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-->'''Kodaka:''' Rika gross.\\

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-->'''Rika:''' ''(Grins and makes a shocker gesture)'' "Fuck."

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-->'''Rika:''' ''(Grins and makes a shocker rock gesture)'' "Fuck."


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** Then there's the dub version:
-->'''Rika:''' YOU ''BETTER'' EJACULATE FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT BECAUSE A PIG WHO CAN'T TRANSCEND SPACE/TIME MIGHT AS WELL '''BLOW IT IN HIS PANTS!'''\\
'''Kodaka:''' ''(Both terrified and confused of Rika's feargasm)'' WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
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-->'''Kodaka''': Rika's broken!
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** Cue the entire room being stunned that she actually pulled it off, and complimenting her for doing it... but in a fashion [[HoistByHisOwnPetard embarrasses her anyway]] and causes [[OnceAnEpisode her to run from the room crying. Again.]]

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** Cue the entire room being stunned that she actually pulled it off, and complimenting her for doing it... but in a fashion that [[HoistByHisOwnPetard embarrasses her anyway]] and causes [[OnceAnEpisode her to run from the room crying. Again.]]



-->'''Yozora''': *''looks at Rika''* "You're ''sick.'' Why would you want someone to read that out loud?
* Kodaka and Yozora going to see a foreign movie and the awkward looks they make when they get to the sex scene.

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-->'''Yozora''': *''looks ''(Looks at Rika''* Rika)'' "You're ''sick.'' Why would you want someone to read that out loud?
* Kodaka and Yozora going to see a foreign movie and the awkward mortified looks they make when they get to the sex scene.

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-->'''Yozora''': *''looks at Rika''* "You're ''sick.'' Why would you want someone to read that out loud?"

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-->'''Yozora''': *''looks at Rika''* "You're ''sick.'' Why would you want someone to read that out loud?"loud?
* Kodaka and Yozora going to see a foreign movie and the awkward looks they make when they get to the sex scene.
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** Don't forget Rika's orgasm. "PASS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND EJACULATE!"
* Aoi's reaction to Kodaka's AffectionateGestureToTheHead in the last episode of the second season, especially the after-… [[http://i.imgur.com/T2O3kQW.gif effect]].

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** Don't forget Rika's orgasm.Rika having what can only be described as a feargasm. "PASS AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT AND EJACULATE!"
* Aoi's reaction to Kodaka's AffectionateGestureToTheHead in the last episode of the second season, especially the after-… [[http://i.imgur.com/T2O3kQW.gif effect]].aftereffect]].



** After Kodaka sees Sena naked she calls him a number of things, cue Stella to come in and add "Noooo Kodaka you pervert" in her usual stoic voice.

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** After Kodaka sees Sena naked she calls him a number of things, cue Stella to come in and add "Noooo "Noooo. Kodaka you pervert" pervert." in her usual stoic voice.



-->'''Mother:''' Oh look over there, a weirdo!\\

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-->'''Mother:''' Oh Oh, look over there, a weirdo!\\



-->'''Maria''': "Let's see here... [[InnocentInnuendo Oh, that's so good. Yeah I'm close. I"m so close. Oh yeah, right there, give it to me harder... yeah, harder, oh yeah...]]"

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-->'''Maria''': "Let's see here... [[InnocentInnuendo Oh, that's so good. Yeah I'm close. I"m I'm so close. Oh yeah, right there, give it to me harder... yeah, harder, oh yeah...]]"
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-->'''Yozora''': "You're ''sick.'' Why would you want someone to read that out loud?"

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-->'''Yozora''': *''looks at Rika''* "You're ''sick.'' Why would you want someone to read that out loud?"
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* Season 2, during the King's Game party - where someone draws a request, and the person holding the number of it has to perform said request - a ''very'' inappropriate diatribe is written by Rika that #5 has to read out loud. The person who is #5? [[ChildrenAreInnocent Maria]].
-->'''Maria''': "Let's see here... [[InnocentInnuendo Oh, that's so good. Yeah I'm close. I"m so close. Oh yeah, right there, give it to me harder... yeah, harder, oh yeah...]]"
-->'''Yozora''': "You're ''sick.'' Why would you want someone to read that out loud?"
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** To top things off, the second visit in Season 2 Stella asks Kodaka how things are progressing he says "I'm getting here." Stella, clearly not understanding what he meant says, "I see. Please use this if you like" and hands him a '''Condom''' this is made even more amazing by Stella's exiting line "Please enjoy yourselves" as Kodaka shakes from surprise.
* One of the classic "something is weird" indicators of anime getting ''[[InvertedTrope inverted]]'': mother and child walking around and giving commentary. Like this:

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** To top things off, the second visit in Season 2 Stella asks Kodaka how things are progressing he says "I'm getting here.there." Stella, clearly not understanding what he meant says, "I see. Please use this if you like" like." and hands him a '''Condom''' this '''Condom!''' This is made even more amazing by Stella's exiting line "Please enjoy yourselves" yourselves." as Kodaka shakes from surprise.
* One of the classic "something is weird" indicators of anime getting ''[[InvertedTrope inverted]]'': A mother and child walking around and giving commentary. Like this:



* Yukimura's reaction to Sena wearing the maid outfit: "Fuck."

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* Yukimura's deadpan reaction to Sena wearing the maid outfit: "Fuck."
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-->'''Rika:''' ''(Makes a shocker gesture)'' "Fuck."

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-->'''Rika:''' ''(Makes ''(Grins and makes a shocker gesture)'' "Fuck."

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* When the cast gets on the Black Dragon roller coaster, Sena, Yozora, and Kobato are all confident because it was slowly taxiing them up the ramp. Then a sense of dread sets in as they get higher. Finally, the drop comes and everybody freaks out. "Fuck."

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* When the cast gets on the Black Dragon roller coaster, Sena, Yozora, and Kobato are all confident because it was slowly taxiing them up the ramp. Then a sense of dread sets in as they get higher. Finally, the drop comes and everybody freaks out.
-->'''Rika:''' ''(Makes a shocker gesture)''
"Fuck." "
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* Episode 2 of the second season has the Yaoi vs. Galge debate. Sena doesn't understand how Yozora can approve of an all ages Yaoi anime when she refers to her gal games as trash and has Yozora recite lines from the yaoi anime they watched. To her dismay, Yozora recites them perfectly and then forces Sena to once again recite lines from her game to prove it isn't shameful trash. This time, Sena actually reads them. Cut to Yozora blushing and apologizing, Yukimura calling her a pervert and Rika saying that even THAT was too much for her. Sena runs off, crying AGAIN and we get this little gem:

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* Episode 2 of the second season has the Yaoi vs. Galge debate. Sena doesn't understand how Yozora can approve of an all ages Yaoi anime when she refers to her gal games as trash and has Yozora recite lines from the yaoi anime they watched. To her dismay, Yozora recites them perfectly and then forces Sena to once again recite lines from her game to prove it isn't shameful trash. This time, Sena actually reads them. Cut to Yozora blushing and apologizing, Yukimura calling her a pervert and Rika saying that even THAT it was too much for even her. Sena runs off, crying AGAIN and we get this little gem:
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* In the OVA episode, where the characters take turns writing the same story, they each do things which either glamorize themselves, does WishFulfillment, or else insults their rival, such as Maria writing about Kobato smelling like poop and turning into ash when she gets purified at a church. Yozora writes about Sena getting gang-raped by ugly monsters and making pig noises [[note]]In case anyone's worried about an actual rape being depicted, Sena actually just appears to be sat on by one of the fat monsters[[/note]], and Sena returns the favor by making Yozora the BigBad and extremely stupid and fat, while she {{Ret Con}}s Yozora's depiction of her as simply a test and appears as [[AGodAmI a goddess]].

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* In the OVA episode, where the characters [[RoundRobin take turns writing the same story, story]], they each do things which either glamorize themselves, does WishFulfillment, or else insults their rival, such as Maria writing about Kobato smelling like poop and turning into ash when she gets purified at a church. Yozora writes about Sena getting gang-raped by ugly monsters and making pig noises [[note]]In case anyone's worried about an actual rape being depicted, Sena actually just appears to be sat on by one of the fat monsters[[/note]], and Sena returns the favor by making Yozora the BigBad and extremely stupid and fat, while she {{Ret Con}}s Yozora's depiction of her as simply a test and appears as [[AGodAmI a goddess]].
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* "The Honor of the Dejected Loser" from the ninth novel is probably ''the'' Crowning Moment of CringeComedy of the entire series so far. [[http://guhehe.wordpress.com/haganai/volume-9/chapter-9/ It has to be seen to be believed.]]

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* "The Honor of the Dejected Loser" from the ninth novel is probably ''the'' Crowning Moment of CringeComedy of the entire series so far. [[http://guhehe.wordpress.com/haganai/volume-9/chapter-9/ net/haganai/haganai-volume-9-chapter-9/ It has to be seen to be believed.]]



-->'''Sena''': *shouting at the top of her lungs* "Big brother I want you to give me your big juicy thick [[SoundEffectBleep c**k]] and drench me with your hot sticky [[SoundEffectBleep c**]] until I'm gasping for air! There I [[SoundEffectBleep f**king]] said it!"

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-->'''Sena''': *shouting at the top of her lungs* "Big brother I want you to give me your big juicy thick [[SoundEffectBleep c**k]] and drench me with your hot sticky [[SoundEffectBleep c**]] until I'm gasping for air! There There, I [[SoundEffectBleep f**king]] said it!"
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* In Season 2, Yozora and Sena argue about Yozora liking and appreciating Rika's BoysLove movie, but tormenting Sena for her Galge/H-Game habit. So, like in the first Season, Yozora forces Sena to read from it, out loud, to prove that [[ItsNotPornItsArt it actually is art]]. In the first season, Sena couldn't do it. Here, however...

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* In Season 2, Yozora and Sena argue about Yozora liking and appreciating Rika's BoysLove movie, but tormenting Sena for her Galge/H-Game habit. So, like in the first Season, Yozora forces Sena to read from it, it out loud, to prove that [[ItsNotPornItsArt it actually is art]].art]] and shouldn't be embarrassing at all. In the first season, Sena couldn't do it. Here, however...


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** Cue the entire room being stunned that she actually pulled it off, and complimenting her for doing it... but in a fashion [[HoistByHisOwnPetard embarrasses her anyway]] and causes [[OnceAnEpisode her to run from the room crying. Again.]]
-->'''Sena''': "You're all a bunch of dumb perverts, screw you!"
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* In Season 2, Yozora and Sena argue about Yozora liking and appreciating Rika's BoysLove movie, but tormenting Sena for her Galge/H-Game habit. So, like in the first Season, Yozora forces Sena to read from it, out loud, to prove that [[ItsNotPornItsArt it actually is art]]. In the first season, Sena couldn't do it. Here, however...
-->'''Sena''': "Big brother... give me your big...j-juicy...your, um... thick-"
-->'''Yozora''': "Louder, clearer and more feeling! How about using some emotion!?"
-->'''Sena''': *shouting at the top of her lungs* "Big brother I want you to give me your big juicy thick [[SoundEffectBleep c**k]] and drench me with your hot sticky [[SoundEffectBleep c**]] until I'm gasping for air! There I [[SoundEffectBleep f**king]] said it!"
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* Yukimura's reaction to Sena wearing the maid outfit: "Fuck."
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--> '''Rika:''' I think I can go for anything, as long as it's erotic.

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--> '''Rika:''' -->'''Rika:''' I think I can go for anything, as long as it's erotic.



--> '''Rika:''' EXCALIBUR!

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--> '''Rika:''' -->'''Rika:''' EXCALIBUR!



--> '''Kodaka:''' Let me guess. Bathroom?
--> '''Rika:''' Bathroom? I'm here to [[LoveableSexManiac sleep with you]].
--> *camera cuts to hallway, showing Rika being thrown out of the boys' room*
--> '''Kodaka:''' ''[[GetOut Get out]].''

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--> '''Kodaka:''' -->'''Kodaka:''' Let me guess. Bathroom?
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Bathroom?\\
'''Rika:''' Bathroom? I'm here to [[LoveableSexManiac sleep with you]].
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you]].\\
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room'']\\
'''Kodaka:''' ''[[GetOut Get out]].''GetOut.''



--> Maria: It's true that I have never done it before, but I could have secks whenever I want! If you want, I can do it with onii-chan (Kodaka) right now!

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--> Maria: -->'''Maria:''' It's true that I have never done it before, but I could have secks whenever I want! If you want, I can do it with onii-chan (Kodaka) right now!



* In the OVA episode, where the characters take turns writing the same story, they each do things which either glamorize themselves, does WishFulfillment, or else insults their rival, such as Maria writing about Kobato smelling like poop and turning into ash when she gets purified at a church. Yozora writes about Sena getting gang-raped by ugly monsters and making pig noises [[note]]In case anyone's worried about an actual rape being depicted, Sena actually just appears to be sat on by one of the fat monsters[[/note]], and Sena returns the favor by making Yozora the BigBad and extremely stupid and fat, while she {{RetCon}}s Yozora's depiction of her as simply a test and appears as [[AGodAmI a goddess]].

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* In the OVA episode, where the characters take turns writing the same story, they each do things which either glamorize themselves, does WishFulfillment, or else insults their rival, such as Maria writing about Kobato smelling like poop and turning into ash when she gets purified at a church. Yozora writes about Sena getting gang-raped by ugly monsters and making pig noises [[note]]In case anyone's worried about an actual rape being depicted, Sena actually just appears to be sat on by one of the fat monsters[[/note]], and Sena returns the favor by making Yozora the BigBad and extremely stupid and fat, while she {{RetCon}}s {{Ret Con}}s Yozora's depiction of her as simply a test and appears as [[AGodAmI a goddess]].



--> Sena: YOZORA'S A PERVERTED HOMO GAME LOVING MANIAC!
* The first episode of the second season has Sena looking up at her stalker collage of Yozora's pictures and smelling a wig Yozora wore to make fun of her, talking about how she plans to get revenge of Yozora...and then you notice her hand between her legs, her face all flustered and her eyes sparkling. This troper LOST it at that point.
* ...just Kate. An [[{{Gasshole}} openly burping]] and [[TheLadette farting]] [[NunTooHoly nun]] [[DirtyOldMan who makes sex jokes]]. The look on Kodaka's face during her introduction in the 2nd episode of Season 2 is just absolutely PRICELESS.
* When the cast gets on The Black Dragon roller coaster, Sena, Yozora, and Kobato are all confident because it was slowly taxiing them up the ramp. Then a sense of dread sets in as they get higher. Finally, the drop comes and everybody freaks out. "Fuck."

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--> Sena: -->'''Sena:''' YOZORA'S A PERVERTED HOMO GAME LOVING MANIAC!
* The first episode of the second season has Sena looking up at her stalker collage of Yozora's pictures and smelling a wig Yozora wore to make fun of her, talking about how she plans to get revenge of Yozora...and then you notice her hand between her legs, her face all flustered and her eyes sparkling. This troper LOST it at that point.
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* Kate ...
just Kate. An [[{{Gasshole}} openly burping]] and [[TheLadette farting]] [[NunTooHoly nun]] [[DirtyOldMan who makes sex jokes]]. The look on Kodaka's face during her introduction in the 2nd episode of Season 2 is just absolutely PRICELESS.
* When the cast gets on The the Black Dragon roller coaster, Sena, Yozora, and Kobato are all confident because it was slowly taxiing them up the ramp. Then a sense of dread sets in as they get higher. Finally, the drop comes and everybody freaks out. "Fuck."



** Lets start with Sena's Father's embarrassment at his name "Pegasus" to the point of blushing.

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** Lets start with Sena's Father's father's embarrassment at his name "Pegasus" to the point of blushing.



--> Mother: Oh look over there, a weirdo!
--> Son: Mom! Don't point at people!

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--> Mother: -->'''Mother:''' Oh look over there, a weirdo!
--> Son:
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'''Son:'''
Mom! Don't point at people!



---> '''Kodaka''': "Who knew such a [[LoveableSexManiac sex fiend]] could come across as naïve and innocent simply by taking off her glasses. As for whether I'd hit that or not, I'd have to say... '''''hells yeah.'''''"
** Cue Rika having a HighPressureEmotion moment and Kodaka realizing [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud he just said that out loud]]. The reactions of the other girls in the room is ''priceless.''

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---> '''Kodaka''': "Who -->'''Kodaka:''' Who knew such a [[LoveableSexManiac sex fiend]] could come across as naïve and innocent simply by taking off her glasses. As for whether I'd hit that or not, I'd have to say... '''''hells yeah.'''''"
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** Cue Rika having a HighPressureEmotion moment and Kodaka realizing [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud he just said that out loud]]. The reactions of the other girls in the room is ''priceless.''''priceless''.
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* During Rika's explanation on how friends (and men) can kiss anytime because it's human nature, pay attention to Yukimura in the back. [[HellIsThatNoise Where's that heavy breathing and moaning coming from?]] [[DoesThisRemindYouofAnything ...Yukimura, where are your hands?]]

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* During Rika's explanation on how friends (and men) can kiss anytime because it's human nature, pay attention to Yukimura in the back. [[HellIsThatNoise Where's that heavy breathing and moaning coming from?]] from? [[DoesThisRemindYouofAnything ...Yukimura, where are your hands?]]

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** "Please don't stare at me Kodaka, I might get pregnant"

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** Stella's "Please don't stare at me Kodaka, I might get pregnant" pregnant", delivered in perfect {{deadpan|Snarker}}.



** To top things off, the second visit in Season 2 Stella asks Kodaka how things are progressing he says "I'm getting here" So Stella, clearly not understanding what he meant says, "I see. Please use this if you like" and hands him a '''Condom''' this is made even more amazing by Stella's exiting line "Please enjoy yourselves" as Kodaka shakes from surprise.

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** To top things off, the second visit in Season 2 Stella asks Kodaka how things are progressing he says "I'm getting here" So here." Stella, clearly not understanding what he meant says, "I see. Please use this if you like" and hands him a '''Condom''' this is made even more amazing by Stella's exiting line "Please enjoy yourselves" as Kodaka shakes from surprise.


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* "The Honor of the Dejected Loser" from the ninth novel is probably ''the'' Crowning Moment of CringeComedy of the entire series so far. [[http://guhehe.wordpress.com/haganai/volume-9/chapter-9/ It has to be seen to be believed.]]
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* Episode 2 of the second season has the Yaoi vs. Galge debate. Sena doesn't understand how Yozora can approve of an all ages Yaoi anime when she refers to her gal games as trash and has Yozora recite lines from the yaoi anime they watched. To her dismay, Yozora recites them perfectly and then forces Sena to once again recite lines from her game to it isn't shameful trash. This time, Sena actually reads them. Cut to Yozora blushing and apologizing, Yukimura calling her a pervert and Rika saying that even THAT was too much for her. Sena runs off, crying AGAIN and we get this little gem:

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* Episode 2 of the second season has the Yaoi vs. Galge debate. Sena doesn't understand how Yozora can approve of an all ages Yaoi anime when she refers to her gal games as trash and has Yozora recite lines from the yaoi anime they watched. To her dismay, Yozora recites them perfectly and then forces Sena to once again recite lines from her game to prove it isn't shameful trash. This time, Sena actually reads them. Cut to Yozora blushing and apologizing, Yukimura calling her a pervert and Rika saying that even THAT was too much for her. Sena runs off, crying AGAIN and we get this little gem:
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---> '''Kodaka''': "Who knew such a [[LoveableSexManiac sex fiend]] could come across as naïve and innocent simply by taking off her glasses. As for whether I'd hit that or not, I'd have to say... ''hells yeah.''"

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---> '''Kodaka''': "Who knew such a [[LoveableSexManiac sex fiend]] could come across as naïve and innocent simply by taking off her glasses. As for whether I'd hit that or not, I'd have to say... ''hells '''''hells yeah.''" '''''"

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---> '''Kodaka''': "Who knew such a [[LoveableSexManiac sex fiend]] could come across as naïve and innocent simply by taking off her glasses. As for whether I'd hit that or not, I'd have to say... ''hells yeah.''" Cue Rika having a HighPressureEmotion moment and Kodaka realizing [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud he just said that out loud]]. The reactions of the other girls in the room is ''priceless.''

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---> '''Kodaka''': "Who knew such a [[LoveableSexManiac sex fiend]] could come across as naïve and innocent simply by taking off her glasses. As for whether I'd hit that or not, I'd have to say... ''hells yeah.''" Cue ''"
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Rika having a HighPressureEmotion moment and Kodaka realizing [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud he just said that out loud]]. The reactions of the other girls in the room is ''priceless.''
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* From the English dub.
---> '''Kodaka''': "Who knew such a [[LoveableSexManiac sex fiend]] could come across as naïve and innocent simply by taking off her glasses. As for whether I'd hit that or not, I'd have to say... ''hells yeah.''" Cue Rika having a HighPressureEmotion moment and Kodaka realizing [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud he just said that out loud]]. The reactions of the other girls in the room is ''priceless.''
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* The company that Rika works for is called [[{{Microsoft}} Large Hard]].

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* The company that Rika works for is called [[{{Microsoft}} Large Hard]].''Large Hard''.

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