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-->'''Pip:''' What devilry is this... [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holby_City "Holby City"?]]\\
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-->'''Pip:''' What devilry is this... [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holby_City "Holby City"?]]\\"Series/HolbyCity"?\\
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* Pip in Hell, subject to the worst torments Mr. Benevolent can devise - first, a wren picks at his spleen. Then a cat claws at his lap. Then his tie is tied too tied, and his trousers too lose, and finally, a strange, flickering screen is placed in front of him...
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* Pip in Hell, subject to the worst torments Mr. Benevolent can devise - first, a wren picks at his spleen. Then a cat claws at his lap. Then his tie is tied too tied, and his trousers too lose, loose, and finally, a strange, flickering screen is placed in front of him...
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-->'''Pip:''' What devilry is this... "Holby City"?\\
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-->'''Pip:''' What devilry is this... [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holby_City "Holby City"?\\City"?]]\\
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* Pip and Gently's FoeYay soars to new heights, reaching Chapter the Fifth, when they actually ''are'' a couple. Right in front of Ripely.
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* Pip and Gently's FoeYay sexual tension soars to new heights, reaching Chapter the Fifth, when they actually ''are'' a couple. Right in front of Ripely.
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[[AC:Chapter the Fifth: "An Already Bad Life Made Worse but Sort Of on Purpose"
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[[AC:Chapter the Fifth: "An Already Bad Life Made Worse but Sort Of on Purpose"Purpose"]]
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[[folder:Series 4:
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[[folder:Series 4:4]]
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* Series 1
** Agnes Bin's madness.
** Agnes Bin's madness.
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[[folder:Series 1]]
[[AC:Chapter the First: "A Childhood Cruelly Kippered"]]
*Series 1
**Agnes Bin's madness.
[[folder:Series 1]]
[[AC:Chapter the First: "A Childhood Cruelly Kippered"]]
*
**
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** Psychiatric care, Victorian style.
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[[AC:Chapter the Third: "A Youth Utterly Crocked"]]
* Psychiatric care, Victorian style.
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** Pip and Mr. Benevolent's face-off in episode 5, when Pip finds him irritating Pippa:
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[[AC:Chapter the Fifth: "A Young Love Cruelly Dismembered"]]
* Pip and Mr. Benevolent's
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** Sir Phillip gets fed up of Sourquill fumbling with his overly-elaborate bag, and has Servewell get rid of it:
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** The entire "secret letter" runner.
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** Harry killing Judge Hardthrasher by ''crapping out his own kidney''. Not to mention his nonchalance about it.
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[[AC:Chapter the Sixth: "A Life Sadly Smashed... Then Happily Restored a Bit"]]
* Harry killing Judge Hardthrasher by ''crapping out his own kidney''. Not to mention his nonchalance about it.
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** Thomas Bin explaining where he's been.
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** Pip distracting Mr. Benevolent in their duel:
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* From series 2:
** Sir Phillip telling Sourquil how he feels about him.
** Sir Phillip telling Sourquil how he feels about him.
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[[/folder]]
[[folder:Series 2]]
[[AC:Chapter the First: "A Happy Life, Cruelly Re-Kippered"]]
*From series 2:
**Sir Phillip telling Sourquil how he feels about him.
[[folder:Series 2]]
[[AC:Chapter the First: "A Happy Life, Cruelly Re-Kippered"]]
*
**
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** While close to death, Pip Bin hallucinates seeing Mr. Benevolent:
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[[AC:Chapter the Third: "A Recovery Made All Miserable"]]
* While close to death, Pip Bin hallucinates seeing Mr. Benevolent:
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** Reverend Fecund's treatment of Ripely is cruel. But his sheer malicious glee in telling everyone about it is another thing.
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** Pip ranting at an MP for seven hours before twigging that he might not be alive.
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** During the by-election for Poverty St. Mary and Dreadfulness North, Mr. Benevolent intervenes.
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** Pip, armed with a secret weapon, confronting the corrupt Speaker of the House of Commons, who sides with Mr. Benevolent and at this point is well drunk.
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** "An arsonist, in parliament? We usually only allow frauds, liars and talentless egomaniacs!"
** Facing down an angry mob of [=MPs=], Pip Bin decides to appeal to their highest principles:
** Facing down an angry mob of [=MPs=], Pip Bin decides to appeal to their highest principles:
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[[AC:Chapter the Fourth: "A Restoration Re-ruined, Only Even Worse"]]
* "An arsonist, in parliament? We usually only allow frauds, liars and talentless egomaniacs!"
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** The... "restaurant" scene.
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[[AC:Chapter the Fifth: "An Already Bad Life Made Worse but Sort Of on Purpose"
* The... "restaurant" scene.
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** "Abraham Bagel".
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** "Yes, we're not all money-grabbing Catholics like the books portray."
** The cockney thief boys and their subtle method of absconding with people's stuff. First, Pip Bin distracts them.
** The cockney thief boys and their subtle method of absconding with people's stuff. First, Pip Bin distracts them.
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** And Pip ''still'' doesn't catch on.
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* From series 3:
** Mr. Benevolent's cruel and unusual tortures of Pip.
** Mr. Benevolent's cruel and unusual tortures of Pip.
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[[/folder]]
[[folder:Series 3]]
[[AC: Chapter the Second: "A Now Grim Life De-Niced Completely"]]
*From series 3:
**Mr. Benevolent's cruel and unusual tortures of Pip.
[[folder:Series 3]]
[[AC: Chapter the Second: "A Now Grim Life De-Niced Completely"]]
*
**
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** When Mr. Benevolent reveals his latest disguise:
-->'''Pip Bin:''' How did I not notice?
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Do you know I have genuinely no idea?
** In "An Evil Life Sort of Explained", Pip takes a malicious glee in hearing about Benevolent's terrible childhood.
-->'''Pip:''' And was this new stepdad cruel to you as well?
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' He was.
-->'''Pip:''' Mega!
** Mother Benevolent revealing to Gently the truth of his origins:
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' I am descended from Judas Iscariot? '''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'''ooooooo!
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Mrs. Benevolent:''' ... no. You are not descended from Judas Iscariot, you are descended from his ''accountant''.
-->'''Pip Bin:''' How did I not notice?
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Do you know I have genuinely no idea?
** In "An Evil Life Sort of Explained", Pip takes a malicious glee in hearing about Benevolent's terrible childhood.
-->'''Pip:''' And was this new stepdad cruel to you as well?
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' He was.
-->'''Pip:''' Mega!
** Mother Benevolent revealing to Gently the truth of his origins:
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' I am descended from Judas Iscariot? '''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'''ooooooo!
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Mrs. Benevolent:''' ... no. You are not descended from Judas Iscariot, you are descended from his ''accountant''.
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[[AC:Chapter the Third: "A Sort-Of Fine Life De-Niced Completely]]
* When Mr. Benevolent reveals his latest disguise:
-->'''Pip Bin:''' How did I not
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Do you know I have genuinely no idea?
[[AC:Chapter the Fifth: "An Evil Life Sort of Explained"]]
* Pip takes a malicious glee in hearing about Benevolent's terrible childhood.
-->'''Pip:''' And was this new stepdad cruel to you as well?\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' He was.\\
'''Pip:''' Mega!
* Mother Benevolent revealing to Gently the truth of his origins:
-->'''Mr.
** In "An Evil Life Sort of Explained", Pip takes a malicious glee in hearing about Benevolent's terrible childhood.
-->'''Pip:''' And was this new stepdad cruel to you as well?
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' He was.
-->'''Pip:''' Mega!
** Mother Benevolent revealing to Gently the truth of his origins:
-->'''Mr.
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Mrs.
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Mrs. Benevolent:''' ... no. You are not descended from Judas Iscariot, you are descended from his ''accountant''.
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** Mr. Benevolent's true StartOfDarkness: After a miserable childhood, with abusive stepfathers, murdered friends, and just narrowly escaping Antarctic House, he gets back just to be told his childhood sweetheart is marrying another man, and he has ''just'' enough time to stop the wedding... were it not for her guardian wasting his time just long enough. Not having the heart to ruin her wedding, he hides around a corner, where an urchin finds him.
-->'''Urchin:''' 'ere, mister, don't the bride look beautiful?
-->'''Gently:''' She does.
-->'''Urchin:''' Bet you wish you could marry a cracker like that.
-->'''Gently:''' ''(strained)'' That would've been ''nice''.
-->'''Urchin:''' But, some other bloke's gone and done it.
-->'''Gently:''' ''I know.''
-->'''Urchin:''' And now you never will.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' ''(narrating)'' And at that moment, with that boy's words, said in such a whiny accent, all my misery settled on me like snow, and I became ''evil''. I punched the boy.
** Ripely killing a zombie. And Pip's reaction to Ripely killing a zombie.
-->'''Ripely:''' Everyone knows the old nursey rhyme: ''"Undead Georgie felt no pain, till Isabelle destroyed his brain!"''
-->'''Pip:''' What the hell... kind of a nursery rhyme... is ''that?''
** Evil Pippa proves how evil she is:
-->'''Urchin:''' 'ere, mister, don't the bride look beautiful?
-->'''Gently:''' She does.
-->'''Urchin:''' Bet you wish you could marry a cracker like that.
-->'''Gently:''' ''(strained)'' That would've been ''nice''.
-->'''Urchin:''' But, some other bloke's gone and done it.
-->'''Gently:''' ''I know.''
-->'''Urchin:''' And now you never will.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' ''(narrating)'' And at that moment, with that boy's words, said in such a whiny accent, all my misery settled on me like snow, and I became ''evil''. I punched the boy.
** Ripely killing a zombie. And Pip's reaction to Ripely killing a zombie.
-->'''Ripely:''' Everyone knows the old nursey rhyme: ''"Undead Georgie felt no pain, till Isabelle destroyed his brain!"''
-->'''Pip:''' What the hell... kind of a nursery rhyme... is ''that?''
** Evil Pippa proves how evil she is:
to:
-->'''Urchin:''' 'ere, mister, don't the bride look
-->'''Gently:'''
'''Gently:''' She
-->'''Urchin:'''
'''Urchin:''' Bet you wish you could marry a cracker like
-->'''Gently:'''
'''Gently:''' ''(strained)'' That would've been
-->'''Urchin:'''
'''Urchin:''' But, some other bloke's gone and done
-->'''Gently:'''
'''Gently:''' ''I know.
-->'''Urchin:'''
'''Urchin:''' And now you never
-->'''Mr.
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' ''(narrating)'' And at that moment, with that boy's words, said in such a whiny accent, all my misery settled on me like snow, and I became ''evil''. I punched the
**
[[AC:Chapter the Sixth: "Lives Lost, Loved, Ruined, and Redeemed"]]
* Ripely killing a zombie. And Pip's reaction to Ripely killing a zombie.
-->'''Ripely:''' Everyone knows the old nursey rhyme: ''"Undead Georgie felt no pain, till Isabelle destroyed his
-->'''Pip:'''
'''Pip:''' What the hell... kind of a nursery rhyme... is ''that?''
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* From series 4:
** Sourquill ''still'' hasn't caught on how Sir Phillip feels about his devices:
** Sourquill ''still'' hasn't caught on how Sir Phillip feels about his devices:
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[[folder:Series 4:
* Sourquill ''still'' hasn't caught on how Sir Phillip feels about his devices:
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** Harry and Pippa go to marital counselling, Victorian style.
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** Pip in Hell, subject to the worst torments Mr. Benevolent can devise - first, a ren picks at his spleen. Then a cat claws at his lap. Then his tie is tied too tied, and his trousers too lose, and finally, a strange, flickering screen is placed in front of him...
-->'''Pip:''' What devilry is this... "Holby City"?
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Enjoy!
-->'''Pip:''' What devilry is this... "Holby City"?
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Enjoy!
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-->'''Pip:''' What devilry is this... "Holby
-->'''Mr.
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Enjoy!
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** Mr. Benevolent's latest disguise being nearly undone by his new Saucy Evil Consort.
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[[AC:Chapter the Third: "A Miserable Life Made Much, Much Sadder"]]
* Mr. Benevolent's latest disguise being nearly undone by his new Saucy Evil Consort.
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** Pippa still takes a while to catch up, when an amnesiac Ripely shows up.
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** Mr. Benevolent's attempts to shoot Pip Bin at High Noon run into a little problem.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Right, high noon. Time to die, Pip Bin.
-->''(Beat)''
-->''(Another beat)''
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Any second now.
-->''(Yet another beat)''
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' [-Noon approaches.-]
-->''(One more beat)''
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Oh, for goodness's sake. What time is it?
-->'''Randolph Grimpunch:''' Just gone half past nine.
** Pippa learning that, in her absence, Harry wound up marrying ''ninety-three'' different women.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Right, high noon. Time to die, Pip Bin.
-->''(Beat)''
-->''(Another beat)''
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Any second now.
-->''(Yet another beat)''
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' [-Noon approaches.-]
-->''(One more beat)''
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Oh, for goodness's sake. What time is it?
-->'''Randolph Grimpunch:''' Just gone half past nine.
** Pippa learning that, in her absence, Harry wound up marrying ''ninety-three'' different women.
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-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Right, high noon. Time to die, Pip
-->''(Beat)''
-->''(Another beat)''
-->'''Mr.
''(Beat)''\\
''(Another beat)''\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Any second
-->''(Yet
''(Yet another
-->'''Mr.
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' [-Noon approaches.
-->''(One
''(One more
-->'''Mr.
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Oh, for goodness's sake. What time is
-->'''Randolph
'''Randolph Grimpunch:''' Just gone half past nine.
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** Mr. Benevolent and Harry being very disturbed by Juanita Hotchille's attractiveness even when she's a dinosaur.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' She's a dinosaur. Wouldn't it be wrong?
-->'''Harry:''' I've asked myself the same thing.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' She's a dinosaur. Wouldn't it be wrong?
-->'''Harry:''' I've asked myself the same thing.
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[[AC:Chapter the Fourth: "A Painful Life Re-Miserabled]]
* Stuck on a desert island, Pip tries keeping a journal of his thoughts... such as they are. Including losing track of time, and considering eating himself, only relenting because he figures this ''might'' be "a bit of an own goal".
* Mr. Benevolent and Harry being very disturbed by Juanita Hotchille's attractiveness even when she's a dinosaur.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' She's a dinosaur. Wouldn't it be
-->'''Harry:'''
'''Harry:''' I've asked myself the same thing.
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** After being dinosaur-ised, Harry decides he's got a chance.
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** The heroes getting a PaperThinDisguise to work for ''them'' for once, via Pippa's (admittedly impressive) Mr. Benevolent impression.
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[[AC:Chapter the Fifth: "A Now Tricky Life Woefully Miseried Up"]]
* Reverend Fecund does not have the best observational skills. Like, at all.
-->'''Harry Biscuit:''' I am now a Dinosaur.\\
''''Rev. Fecund:''' I thought it was a new type of jacket.
* The heroes getting a PaperThinDisguise to work for ''them'' for once, via Pippa's (admittedly impressive) Mr. Benevolent impression.
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'''French Guard:''' Okay, Monsieur Bein-Voluvant, because even zhough you look like a lady in a big cloak, your voice is ''formidablé''.
** The Grimpunch of the week pointing out the obvious in working in a mine:
** The Grimpunch of the week pointing out the obvious in working in a mine:
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'''French Guard:''' Okay, Monsieur Bein-Voluvant, Benevolent, because even zhough you look like a lady in a big cloak, your voice is ''formidablé''.
** * The Grimpunch of the week pointing out the obvious in working in a mine:
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** Pasqual Grimpunch doesn't mind death by cheese. "To die, swept away by cheese... this is every Frenchman's dream!"
* From series 5:
** At the end of Chapter the First, everyone pointing out Mr. Benevolent's disguise is ''really'' un-PC.
* From series 5:
** At the end of Chapter the First, everyone pointing out Mr. Benevolent's disguise is ''really'' un-PC.
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[[/folder]]
[[folder:Series 5]]
[[AC:Chapter the First: "A Pleasant Yet Dull Life Re-Eviled"]]
*
**
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** Captain Clampvulture soliciting explorers, helped by Geoffrey Whithead's utterly deadpan delivery, and the timing.
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[[AC:Chapter the Third: "An Alrightish Life Savagely Frozen to Bits"]]
* Captain Clampvulture soliciting explorers, helped by Geoffrey Whithead's utterly deadpan delivery, and the timing.
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** Pip and Gently's FoeYay soars to new heights, reaching Chapter the Fifth, when they actually ''are'' a couple. Right in front of Ripely.
** Evil Harry's method of destroying the world. Naturally, it involves swans. ''Lots'' of swans.
** Evil Harry's method of destroying the world. Naturally, it involves swans. ''Lots'' of swans.
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[[AC:Chapter the Fifth: "A Terrifying Life Made Even Scarier a Bit Some More"]]
* Pip and Gently's FoeYay soars to new heights, reaching Chapter the Fifth, when they actually ''are'' a couple. Right in front of Ripely.
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'''Pip:''' But this is red wine! With fish! You fiend!
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'''Pip:''' But this is [[Film/FromRussiaWithLove red wine! With fish! fish!]] You fiend!
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-->'''Sir Phillip:''' Another device. [[SarcasmMode Oh, joy and ecstasy with a cherry on top.]]\\
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-->'''Sir Phillip:''' Another A device. [[SarcasmMode Oh, joy and ecstasy with a cherry on top.]]\\
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'''Sir Phillip:''' NO! Misery and despair with a dead badger on top!
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'''Sir Phillip:''' NO! Misery and despair wretchedness with a dead badger on top!
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** Sir Phillip telling Sourquil how he feels about him.
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' You remind me of a two-headed cow.\\
'''Sourquill:''' I am a surprising miracle of nature?\\
'''Sir Phillip:''' You are one of God's great mistakes and you make me feel quite ill.
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' You remind me of a two-headed cow.\\
'''Sourquill:''' I am a surprising miracle of nature?\\
'''Sir Phillip:''' You are one of God's great mistakes and you make me feel quite ill.
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** Sir Phillip gets fed up of Sourquill fumbling with his overly-elaborate bag, and has Servewell get rid of it:
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' I will put your bag somewhere the sun does not shine! Servewell, put this bag [[TakeThat on a train to Scotland!]]
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' I will put your bag somewhere the sun does not shine! Servewell, put this bag [[TakeThat on a train to Scotland!]]
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** Sir Phillip telling Sourquil how he feels about him.
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' You remind me of a two-headed cow.\\
'''Sourquill:''' I am a surprising miracle of nature?\\
'''Sir Phillip:''' You are one of God's great mistakes and you make me feel quite ill.\\
'''Sourquill:''' Only feeling ill is an improvement. At our wedding, you were ''actually'' ill.
** While close to death, Pip Bin hallucinates seeing Mr. Benevolent:
-->'''Pip Bin:''' Mr. Benevolent, why are you so evil?\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Because every day, I take two evil pills, and some naughtiness supplements.\\
'''Pip:''' [[RealDreamsAreWeirder And why have you got the head of a purple lion?]]\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' ''(growls)''\\
'''Pip:''' ... good answer.
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' You remind me of a two-headed cow.\\
'''Sourquill:''' I am a surprising miracle of nature?\\
'''Sir Phillip:''' You are one of God's great mistakes and you make me feel quite ill.\\
'''Sourquill:''' Only feeling ill is an improvement. At our wedding, you were ''actually'' ill.
** While close to death, Pip Bin hallucinates seeing Mr. Benevolent:
-->'''Pip Bin:''' Mr. Benevolent, why are you so evil?\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Because every day, I take two evil pills, and some naughtiness supplements.\\
'''Pip:''' [[RealDreamsAreWeirder And why have you got the head of a purple lion?]]\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' ''(growls)''\\
'''Pip:''' ... good answer.
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** Evil Pippa proves how evil she is:
-->'''Pippa:''' Today, I put less postage on a parcel than its weight demanded! ... alsoikilledabishop.\\
'''Pip:''' Pretty sure that covers both ends of the evil spectrum.
-->'''Pippa:''' Today, I put less postage on a parcel than its weight demanded! ... alsoikilledabishop.\\
'''Pip:''' Pretty sure that covers both ends of the evil spectrum.
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-->'''Agnes:''' Fie upon you, I am not your mother, I am a piece of linen, and my children all all naughty little napkins. Now leave me, I am waiting for my husband to return, and he's a terribly dashing double-pleated curtain.\\
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-->'''Agnes:''' Fie upon you, I am not your mother, I am a piece of linen, and my children all are all naughty little napkins. Now leave me, I am waiting for my husband to return, and he's a terribly dashing double-pleated curtain.\\
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-->'''Agnes:''' Fie upon you, I am not your mother, I am a piece of linen. Now leave me, I am waiting for my husband to return, and he's a terribly dashing double-pleated curtain.\\
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-->'''Agnes:''' Fie upon you, I am not your mother, I am a piece of linen.linen, and my children all all naughty little napkins. Now leave me, I am waiting for my husband to return, and he's a terribly dashing double-pleated curtain.\\
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** Pip and Mr. Benevolent's face-off in episode 5, when Pip finds him irritating Pippa:
-->'''Pip:''' Get out of my house!\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' ''No.''\\
'''Pip:''' Then we are at a stalemate. ... damn.
** The entire "secret letter" runner.
-->'''Mr. Parsimonious:''' Dear Pip: Ow, ow, ow. I fear Mr. Benevolent has discovered my secret letter writing, and is holding my ear in some tongs.
** And then the letter-writing gets more ridiculous:
-->'''Pippa:''' Dear Pip, just letting you know I've found a spare pen.\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Just letting you know I've told Pippa to give me the pen or I shall kill Parsimonious.\\
'''Pippa:''' Just letting you know I'm going to do that, then.\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' She's done that, and I've said "good". Oh, must dash, as someone is dramatically hurtling through the window.
-->'''Pip:''' Get out of my house!\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' ''No.''\\
'''Pip:''' Then we are at a stalemate. ... damn.
** The entire "secret letter" runner.
-->'''Mr. Parsimonious:''' Dear Pip: Ow, ow, ow. I fear Mr. Benevolent has discovered my secret letter writing, and is holding my ear in some tongs.
** And then the letter-writing gets more ridiculous:
-->'''Pippa:''' Dear Pip, just letting you know I've found a spare pen.\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Just letting you know I've told Pippa to give me the pen or I shall kill Parsimonious.\\
'''Pippa:''' Just letting you know I'm going to do that, then.\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' She's done that, and I've said "good". Oh, must dash, as someone is dramatically hurtling through the window.
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-->'''Harry:''' I'll be fine, I've got loads. Well, two. One now."
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-->'''Harry:''' I'll be fine, I've got loads. Well, two. One now."
** Pip distracting Mr. Benevolent in their duel:
-->'''Pip:''' Look, a penguin flying above the altar!\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' What? A penguin, flying? But they're supposed to be flightless. Such an ornithological improbability I have to see, even though it will leave me perilously off-guard for a second!
** And then Harry does him in:
-->'''Harry:''' Mr. Benevolent is finally dead!\\
'''Pippa:''' Are we ''sure'' this time?\\
'''Harry:''' Well, I'm sitting on him, and I weight forty-seven stone. And [[NakedPeopleAreFunny I'm naked]], remember, so the embarrassment alone will be enough to kill him.
-->'''Pip:''' Look, a penguin flying above the altar!\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' What? A penguin, flying? But they're supposed to be flightless. Such an ornithological improbability I have to see, even though it will leave me perilously off-guard for a second!
** And then Harry does him in:
-->'''Harry:''' Mr. Benevolent is finally dead!\\
'''Pippa:''' Are we ''sure'' this time?\\
'''Harry:''' Well, I'm sitting on him, and I weight forty-seven stone. And [[NakedPeopleAreFunny I'm naked]], remember, so the embarrassment alone will be enough to kill him.
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-->'''Pip Bin:''' How much would it cost ''not'' to hang us?
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-->'''Pip Bin:''' How much would it cost ''not'' to hang us?us?\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' You ''dare'' bribe Parliament?! Though we would be willing to take an expense for ''not'' hanging you.
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' You ''dare'' bribe Parliament?! Though we would be willing to take an expense for ''not'' hanging you.
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** Harry killing Judge Hardthrasher by ''crapping out his own liver''. Not to mention his nonchalance about it.
-->'''Harry:''' I'll be fine, I've got two livers. Well, one liver now.
-->'''Harry:''' I'll be fine, I've got two livers. Well, one liver now.
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** Harry killing Judge Hardthrasher by ''crapping out his own liver''.kidney''. Not to mention his nonchalance about it.
-->'''Harry:''' I'll be fine, I've gottwo livers. loads. Well, one liver two. One now."
-->'''Harry:''' I'll be fine, I've got
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** Sourquill ''still'' hasn't caught on how Sir Phillip feels about his devices:
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' Another device. [[SarcasmMode Oh, joy and ecstasy with a cherry on top.]]\\
'''Sourquill:''' Really?\\
'''Sir Phillip:''' NO! Misery and despair with a dead badger on top!
** Harry and Pippa go to marital counselling, Victorian style.
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' Of course, in those days, counselling wasn't as developed as it is now...\\
'''Counsellor:''' ''(calmly)'' So, Harry, how do you feel?\\
'''Harry:''' Well, I feel hurt, and betrayed-\\
'''Counsellor:''' WRONG! You are man! You feel ''nothing!'' ''(goes back to being calm)'' And Pippa, what do you feel?\\
'''Pippa:''' Well, I think-\\
'''Counsellor:''' WRONG! You are a ''woman!'' Science tells us you cannot think!
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' Another device. [[SarcasmMode Oh, joy and ecstasy with a cherry on top.]]\\
'''Sourquill:''' Really?\\
'''Sir Phillip:''' NO! Misery and despair with a dead badger on top!
** Harry and Pippa go to marital counselling, Victorian style.
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' Of course, in those days, counselling wasn't as developed as it is now...\\
'''Counsellor:''' ''(calmly)'' So, Harry, how do you feel?\\
'''Harry:''' Well, I feel hurt, and betrayed-\\
'''Counsellor:''' WRONG! You are man! You feel ''nothing!'' ''(goes back to being calm)'' And Pippa, what do you feel?\\
'''Pippa:''' Well, I think-\\
'''Counsellor:''' WRONG! You are a ''woman!'' Science tells us you cannot think!
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** "Ah, cat! Ah, spleen! Ah, ''trousers!'' Oh, for goodness sake, that's not how a person talks in a ''real'' medical emergency!"
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** "Ah, cat! Ah, spleen! Ah, tie! Ah, ''trousers!'' Oh, for goodness sake, that's not how a person talks in a ''real'' medical emergency!"
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** The heroes getting a PaperThinDisguise to work for ''them'' for once, via Pippa's (admittedly impressive) Mr. Benevolent impression.
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' She used subtle manipulative techniques.\\
'''Pippa:''' ''(imitating Mr. Benevolent)'' Guards, move away.\\
'''French Guard:''' Okay, Monsieur Bein-Voluvant, because even zhough you look like a lady in a big cloak, your voice is ''formidablé''.
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' She used subtle manipulative techniques.\\
'''Pippa:''' ''(imitating Mr. Benevolent)'' Guards, move away.\\
'''French Guard:''' Okay, Monsieur Bein-Voluvant, because even zhough you look like a lady in a big cloak, your voice is ''formidablé''.
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** Sir Phillip Bin explaining where he's been.
-->'''Phillip Bin:''' In a word? Opium. In three words: ''Lots'' of opium.
-->'''Phillip Bin:''' In a word? Opium. In three words: ''Lots'' of opium.
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** Sir Phillip Thomas Bin explaining where he's been.
-->'''Phillip -->'''Thomas Bin:''' In a word? Opium. In three words: ''Lots'' of opium.
** Even Pip manages to catch on eventually. Though the deck is pretty stacked in that regard.
-->'''Pip Bin:''' Hang on... this is an opium den! Hence all the winking! [[LateToTheRealization And the opium!]]\\
'''Whackwallop:''' Sir is most astute. Would you care for a "liqueur"?\\
'''Pip Bin:''' Do you mean opium?\\
'''Whackwallop:''' You're catching on.
-->'''Pip Bin:''' Hang on... this is an opium den! Hence all the winking! [[LateToTheRealization And the opium!]]\\
'''Whackwallop:''' Sir is most astute. Would you care for a "liqueur"?\\
'''Pip Bin:''' Do you mean opium?\\
'''Whackwallop:''' You're catching on.
** The cockney thief boys and their subtle method of absconding with people's stuff. First, Pip Bin distracts them.
-->'''Pip Bin:''' Good day, the weather seems clement.\\
'''Man:''' Yes, the clementest day for a while.\\
''(shuffling sound)''\\
'''Thieves:''' NICK IT! NICK IT! NICK IT!\\
'''Man:''' I say, you don't think someone subtly absconded with my wallet and watch, do you?
-->'''Pip Bin:''' Good day, the weather seems clement.\\
'''Man:''' Yes, the clementest day for a while.\\
''(shuffling sound)''\\
'''Thieves:''' NICK IT! NICK IT! NICK IT!\\
'''Man:''' I say, you don't think someone subtly absconded with my wallet and watch, do you?
** Mr. Benevolent's latest disguise being nearly undone by his new Saucy Evil Consort.
-->'''"Edgar Allen Twain":''' This is mah associate, Miss Trixie-Belle Calico Candy.\\
'''"Trixie":''' Hello, dear brother.\\
'''"Edgar Allen Twain":''' Alas, [[BlatantLies she is mute]].\\
'''"Trixie":''' Really?\\
'''"Edgar Allen Twain":''' Oh, yes.
** Pippa still takes a while to catch up, when an amnesiac Ripely shows up.
-->'''"Trixie":''' Hello, Ripely!\\
'''Ripely:''' Do I know you?\\
'''"Edgar Allen Twain":''' Nope, and she is for the last time mute!\\
'''"Trixie":''' Sorry.\\
'''"Edgar Allen Twain:''' ''Mute!''\\
'''"Trixie":''' ''(murmured apology)''
-->'''"Edgar Allen Twain":''' This is mah associate, Miss Trixie-Belle Calico Candy.\\
'''"Trixie":''' Hello, dear brother.\\
'''"Edgar Allen Twain":''' Alas, [[BlatantLies she is mute]].\\
'''"Trixie":''' Really?\\
'''"Edgar Allen Twain":''' Oh, yes.
** Pippa still takes a while to catch up, when an amnesiac Ripely shows up.
-->'''"Trixie":''' Hello, Ripely!\\
'''Ripely:''' Do I know you?\\
'''"Edgar Allen Twain":''' Nope, and she is for the last time mute!\\
'''"Trixie":''' Sorry.\\
'''"Edgar Allen Twain:''' ''Mute!''\\
'''"Trixie":''' ''(murmured apology)''
** Pippa learning that, in her absence, Harry wound up marrying ''ninety-three'' different women.
-->'''Pippa:''' ''Ninety-three'' wives, Harry?\\
'''Harry:''' Pippa, you left me for Mr. Benevolent!\\
'''Pippa:''' Yes, but.... ninety-three!
-->'''Pippa:''' ''Ninety-three'' wives, Harry?\\
'''Harry:''' Pippa, you left me for Mr. Benevolent!\\
'''Pippa:''' Yes, but.... ninety-three!
** After being dinosaur-ised, Harry decides he's got a chance.
-->'''Harrysaur:''' Now that I'm a dinosaur... how about it, Juanita?\\
'''Juanitasaur:''' I am sorry, Harry, but you are a very ''ugly'' dinosaur, whereas I am a very ''hot'' dinosaur.
** The Grimpunch of the week pointing out the obvious in working in a mine:
-->'''French slave:''' Zees is workplace bullying!\\
'''Pasqual Grimpunch:''' You are slaves in a mine! Workplace bullying is basically the point!
** Pasqual Grimpunch doesn't mind death by cheese. "To die, swept away by cheese... this is every Frenchman's dream!"
-->'''Harrysaur:''' Now that I'm a dinosaur... how about it, Juanita?\\
'''Juanitasaur:''' I am sorry, Harry, but you are a very ''ugly'' dinosaur, whereas I am a very ''hot'' dinosaur.
** The Grimpunch of the week pointing out the obvious in working in a mine:
-->'''French slave:''' Zees is workplace bullying!\\
'''Pasqual Grimpunch:''' You are slaves in a mine! Workplace bullying is basically the point!
** Pasqual Grimpunch doesn't mind death by cheese. "To die, swept away by cheese... this is every Frenchman's dream!"
** At the end of Chapter the First, everyone pointing out Mr. Benevolent's disguise is ''really'' un-PC.
-->'''Pippa:''' Hang on... are we ''sure'' the accent isn't racist?\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' What? I may be evil, but that is a horrible accusation!\\
'''Pip Bin:''' It ''was'' a teeny bit ''dodgy''.\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Well it was supposed to be Welsh, but the accent kept drifting.
-->'''Pippa:''' Hang on... are we ''sure'' the accent isn't racist?\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' What? I may be evil, but that is a horrible accusation!\\
'''Pip Bin:''' It ''was'' a teeny bit ''dodgy''.\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Well it was supposed to be Welsh, but the accent kept drifting.
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-->'''Clampvulture:''' You want some ''(long pause, as the audience laughs)'' exploring?
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-->'''Clampvulture:''' You want some ''(long pause, as the audience laughs)'' exploring?exploring?
** Pip and Gently's FoeYay soars to new heights, reaching Chapter the Fifth, when they actually ''are'' a couple. Right in front of Ripely.
** Evil Harry's method of destroying the world. Naturally, it involves swans. ''Lots'' of swans.
** Pip and Gently's FoeYay soars to new heights, reaching Chapter the Fifth, when they actually ''are'' a couple. Right in front of Ripely.
** Evil Harry's method of destroying the world. Naturally, it involves swans. ''Lots'' of swans.
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** Sir Thomas Bin explaining where he's been.
-->'''Thomas Bin:''' In a word? Opium. In three words: ''Lots'' of opium.
-->'''Thomas Bin:''' In a word? Opium. In three words: ''Lots'' of opium.
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** Sir Thomas Phillip Bin explaining where he's been.
-->'''Thomas -->'''Phillip Bin:''' In a word? Opium. In three words: ''Lots'' of opium.
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-->'''Agnes:''' Fie upon you, I am not your mother, I am a piece of linen. Now leave me, I am waiting for my husband to return, and he's a terribly dashing double-pleated curtain.
-->'''Pip:''' But mama... father is dead.
-->'''Agnes:''' Yes. I may have to wait some time. HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA!
-->'''Pip:''' But mama... father is dead.
-->'''Agnes:''' Yes. I may have to wait some time. HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA!
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-->'''Agnes:''' Fie upon you, I am not your mother, I am a piece of linen. Now leave me, I am waiting for my husband to return, and he's a terribly dashing double-pleated curtain.
-->'''Pip:'''curtain.\\
'''Pip:''' But mama... father isdead.
-->'''Agnes:'''dead.\\
'''Agnes:''' Yes. I may have to wait some time. HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA!
-->'''Pip:'''
'''Pip:''' But mama... father is
-->'''Agnes:'''
'''Agnes:''' Yes. I may have to wait some time. HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA!
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-->'''Sir Phillip:''' You remind me of a two-headed cow.
-->'''Sourquill:''' I am a surprising miracle of nature?
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' You are one of God's great mistakes and you make me feel quite ill.
-->'''Sourquill:''' I am a surprising miracle of nature?
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' You are one of God's great mistakes and you make me feel quite ill.
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-->'''Sir Phillip:''' You remind me of a two-headed cow.
-->'''Sourquill:'''cow.\\
'''Sourquill:''' I am a surprising miracle ofnature?
-->'''Sirnature?\\
'''Sir Phillip:''' You are one of God's great mistakes and you make me feel quite ill.
-->'''Sourquill:'''
'''Sourquill:''' I am a surprising miracle of
-->'''Sir
'''Sir Phillip:''' You are one of God's great mistakes and you make me feel quite ill.
** Pip ranting at an MP for seven hours before twigging that he might not be alive.
-->'''Pip:''' Hang on a second. Are you even ''alive?''\\
'''Sir Phillip:''' In fact, he was not. He was in fact ''dead''. It was an easy mistake to make. The glassy stare, the utter immobility... these were all normal attributes of parliament.
** During the by-election for Poverty St. Mary and Dreadfulness North, Mr. Benevolent intervenes.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' If you are elected, it would foil my plans of corrupting parliament for my own ends. ... you didn't hear that.
** Pip, armed with a secret weapon, confronting the corrupt Speaker of the House of Commons, who sides with Mr. Benevolent and at this point is well drunk.
-->'''Speaker Whackwallop:''' The answer is simple... I hate you.\\
'''Pip Bin:''' And why do you let Mr. Benevolent get away with everything?\\
'''Speaker Whackwallop:''' 'cuz I love him, he's my best mate.\\
'''Pip Bin:''' What is he planning?\\
'''Whackwallop:''' I shall never tell!\\
'''Sir Phillip Bin:''' Now was the moment. Reaching into my pocket, I withdrew my secret weapon.\\
'''Pip Bin:''' Not even for this... kebab?\\
'''Whackwallop:''' You're alright, you are. Giz it 'ere.
** "An arsonist, in parliament? We usually only allow frauds, liars and talentless egomaniacs!"
** Facing down an angry mob of [=MPs=], Pip Bin decides to appeal to their highest principles:
-->'''Pip Bin:''' How much would it cost ''not'' to hang us?
-->'''Pip:''' Hang on a second. Are you even ''alive?''\\
'''Sir Phillip:''' In fact, he was not. He was in fact ''dead''. It was an easy mistake to make. The glassy stare, the utter immobility... these were all normal attributes of parliament.
** During the by-election for Poverty St. Mary and Dreadfulness North, Mr. Benevolent intervenes.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' If you are elected, it would foil my plans of corrupting parliament for my own ends. ... you didn't hear that.
** Pip, armed with a secret weapon, confronting the corrupt Speaker of the House of Commons, who sides with Mr. Benevolent and at this point is well drunk.
-->'''Speaker Whackwallop:''' The answer is simple... I hate you.\\
'''Pip Bin:''' And why do you let Mr. Benevolent get away with everything?\\
'''Speaker Whackwallop:''' 'cuz I love him, he's my best mate.\\
'''Pip Bin:''' What is he planning?\\
'''Whackwallop:''' I shall never tell!\\
'''Sir Phillip Bin:''' Now was the moment. Reaching into my pocket, I withdrew my secret weapon.\\
'''Pip Bin:''' Not even for this... kebab?\\
'''Whackwallop:''' You're alright, you are. Giz it 'ere.
** "An arsonist, in parliament? We usually only allow frauds, liars and talentless egomaniacs!"
** Facing down an angry mob of [=MPs=], Pip Bin decides to appeal to their highest principles:
-->'''Pip Bin:''' How much would it cost ''not'' to hang us?
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-->'''Confucius Whackwallop:''' Welcome to my... "restaurant".
-->'''Pip Bin:''' Why are there people sleeping on the floor?
-->'''Whackwallop:''' That is because they are... "full."
-->'''Pip Bin:''' Why are there people sleeping on the floor?
-->'''Whackwallop:''' That is because they are... "full."
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-->'''Confucius Whackwallop:''' Welcome to my... "restaurant".
-->'''Pip"restaurant".\\
'''Pip Bin:''' Why are there people sleeping on thefloor?
-->'''Whackwallop:'''floor?\\
'''Whackwallop:''' That is because they are... "full."
-->'''Pip
'''Pip Bin:''' Why are there people sleeping on the
-->'''Whackwallop:'''
'''Whackwallop:''' That is because they are... "full."
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-->'''"Bagel":''' ''(with ludicrously exaggerated Jewish accent)'' You are just in time for ten o'clock Mass.
-->'''Pip Bin:''' Mass? I thought you were Jewish.
-->'''"Bagel":''' Why would you think that? Oy vey! Sorry, one of the boys is called Vey, he keeps messing around.
-->'''Pip Bin:''' Mass? I thought you were Jewish.
-->'''"Bagel":''' Why would you think that? Oy vey! Sorry, one of the boys is called Vey, he keeps messing around.
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-->'''"Bagel":''' ''(with ludicrously exaggerated Jewish accent)'' You are just in time for ten o'clock Mass.
-->'''PipMass.\\
'''Pip Bin:''' Mass? I thought you wereJewish.
-->'''"Bagel":'''Jewish.\\
'''"Bagel":''' Why would you think that? Oy vey! Sorry, one of the boys is called Vey, he keeps messing around.
-->'''Pip
'''Pip Bin:''' Mass? I thought you were
-->'''"Bagel":'''
'''"Bagel":''' Why would you think that? Oy vey! Sorry, one of the boys is called Vey, he keeps messing around.
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-->'''Pip:''' This salmon is a little overdone.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Have some wine.
-->'''Pip:''' But this is red wine! With fish! You fiend!
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' His torments grew crueller. First, he would give me the latest best-selling novels, then spoil the ending.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' By the way, the first Mrs. Rochester still lives in the attic.
-->'''Pip:''' I WAS ENJOYING THAT!
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Have some wine.
-->'''Pip:''' But this is red wine! With fish! You fiend!
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' His torments grew crueller. First, he would give me the latest best-selling novels, then spoil the ending.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' By the way, the first Mrs. Rochester still lives in the attic.
-->'''Pip:''' I WAS ENJOYING THAT!
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-->'''Pip:''' This salmon is a little overdone.
-->'''Mr.overdone.\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Have somewine.
-->'''Pip:'''wine.\\
'''Pip:''' But this is red wine! With fish! You fiend!
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' His torments grew crueller. First, he would give me the latest best-selling novels, then spoil theending.
-->'''Mr.ending.\\
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' By the way, the first Mrs. Rochester still lives in theattic.
-->'''Pip:'''attic.\\
'''Pip:''' I WAS ENJOYING THAT!
-->'''Mr.
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Have some
-->'''Pip:'''
'''Pip:''' But this is red wine! With fish! You fiend!
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' His torments grew crueller. First, he would give me the latest best-selling novels, then spoil the
-->'''Mr.
'''Mr. Benevolent:''' By the way, the first Mrs. Rochester still lives in the
-->'''Pip:'''
'''Pip:''' I WAS ENJOYING THAT!
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-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Get a ''grip'', Gently. She's a dinosaur!
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-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Get a ''grip'', Gently. She's a dinosaur!dinosaur!
* From series 5:
** Captain Clampvulture soliciting explorers, helped by Geoffrey Whithead's utterly deadpan delivery, and the timing.
-->'''Clampvulture:''' You want some ''(long pause, as the audience laughs)'' exploring?
* From series 5:
** Captain Clampvulture soliciting explorers, helped by Geoffrey Whithead's utterly deadpan delivery, and the timing.
-->'''Clampvulture:''' You want some ''(long pause, as the audience laughs)'' exploring?
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*** "Would you care for some complimentary prawn ''crack''?"
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*** "Yes, we're not all money-grabbing Catholics like the books portray."
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** Mr. Benevolent's cruel and unusual tortures of Pip.
-->'''Pip:''' This salmon is a little overdone.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Have some wine.
-->'''Pip:''' But this is red wine! With fish! You fiend!
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' His torments grew crueller. First, he would give me the latest best-selling novels, then spoil the ending.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' By the way, the first Mrs. Rochester still lives in the attic.
-->'''Pip:''' I WAS ENJOYING THAT!
-->'''Pip:''' This salmon is a little overdone.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Have some wine.
-->'''Pip:''' But this is red wine! With fish! You fiend!
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' His torments grew crueller. First, he would give me the latest best-selling novels, then spoil the ending.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' By the way, the first Mrs. Rochester still lives in the attic.
-->'''Pip:''' I WAS ENJOYING THAT!
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-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Do you know I have genuinely no idea?
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-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Do you know I have genuinely no idea?idea?
** In "An Evil Life Sort of Explained", Pip takes a malicious glee in hearing about Benevolent's terrible childhood.
-->'''Pip:''' And was this new stepdad cruel to you as well?
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' He was.
-->'''Pip:''' Mega!
** Mother Benevolent revealing to Gently the truth of his origins:
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' I am descended from Judas Iscariot? '''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'''ooooooo!
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Mrs. Benevolent:''' ... no. You are not descended from Judas Iscariot, you are descended from his ''accountant''.
** "I am evil because of tax evasion? Slightly Smaller Noooooooo!"
** Mr. Benevolent's true StartOfDarkness: After a miserable childhood, with abusive stepfathers, murdered friends, and just narrowly escaping Antarctic House, he gets back just to be told his childhood sweetheart is marrying another man, and he has ''just'' enough time to stop the wedding... were it not for her guardian wasting his time just long enough. Not having the heart to ruin her wedding, he hides around a corner, where an urchin finds him.
-->'''Urchin:''' 'ere, mister, don't the bride look beautiful?
-->'''Gently:''' She does.
-->'''Urchin:''' Bet you wish you could marry a cracker like that.
-->'''Gently:''' ''(strained)'' That would've been ''nice''.
-->'''Urchin:''' But, some other bloke's gone and done it.
-->'''Gently:''' ''I know.''
-->'''Urchin:''' And now you never will.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' ''(narrating)'' And at that moment, with that boy's words, said in such a whiny accent, all my misery settled on me like snow, and I became ''evil''. I punched the boy.
** Ripely killing a zombie. And Pip's reaction to Ripely killing a zombie.
-->'''Ripely:''' Everyone knows the old nursey rhyme: ''"Undead Georgie felt no pain, till Isabelle destroyed his brain!"''
-->'''Pip:''' What the hell... kind of a nursery rhyme... is ''that?''
* From series 4:
** Pip in Hell, subject to the worst torments Mr. Benevolent can devise - first, a ren picks at his spleen. Then a cat claws at his lap. Then his tie is tied too tied, and his trousers too lose, and finally, a strange, flickering screen is placed in front of him...
-->'''Pip:''' What devilry is this... "Holby City"?
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Enjoy!
** "Ah, cat! Ah, spleen! Ah, ''trousers!'' Oh, for goodness sake, that's not how a person talks in a ''real'' medical emergency!"
** Mr. Benevolent's attempts to shoot Pip Bin at High Noon run into a little problem.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Right, high noon. Time to die, Pip Bin.
-->''(Beat)''
-->''(Another beat)''
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Any second now.
-->''(Yet another beat)''
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' [-Noon approaches.-]
-->''(One more beat)''
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Oh, for goodness's sake. What time is it?
-->'''Randolph Grimpunch:''' Just gone half past nine.
** Mr. Benevolent and Harry being very disturbed by Juanita Hotchille's attractiveness even when she's a dinosaur.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' She's a dinosaur. Wouldn't it be wrong?
-->'''Harry:''' I've asked myself the same thing.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Get a ''grip'', Gently. She's a dinosaur!
** In "An Evil Life Sort of Explained", Pip takes a malicious glee in hearing about Benevolent's terrible childhood.
-->'''Pip:''' And was this new stepdad cruel to you as well?
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' He was.
-->'''Pip:''' Mega!
** Mother Benevolent revealing to Gently the truth of his origins:
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' I am descended from Judas Iscariot? '''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'''ooooooo!
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Mrs. Benevolent:''' ... no. You are not descended from Judas Iscariot, you are descended from his ''accountant''.
** "I am evil because of tax evasion? Slightly Smaller Noooooooo!"
** Mr. Benevolent's true StartOfDarkness: After a miserable childhood, with abusive stepfathers, murdered friends, and just narrowly escaping Antarctic House, he gets back just to be told his childhood sweetheart is marrying another man, and he has ''just'' enough time to stop the wedding... were it not for her guardian wasting his time just long enough. Not having the heart to ruin her wedding, he hides around a corner, where an urchin finds him.
-->'''Urchin:''' 'ere, mister, don't the bride look beautiful?
-->'''Gently:''' She does.
-->'''Urchin:''' Bet you wish you could marry a cracker like that.
-->'''Gently:''' ''(strained)'' That would've been ''nice''.
-->'''Urchin:''' But, some other bloke's gone and done it.
-->'''Gently:''' ''I know.''
-->'''Urchin:''' And now you never will.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' ''(narrating)'' And at that moment, with that boy's words, said in such a whiny accent, all my misery settled on me like snow, and I became ''evil''. I punched the boy.
** Ripely killing a zombie. And Pip's reaction to Ripely killing a zombie.
-->'''Ripely:''' Everyone knows the old nursey rhyme: ''"Undead Georgie felt no pain, till Isabelle destroyed his brain!"''
-->'''Pip:''' What the hell... kind of a nursery rhyme... is ''that?''
* From series 4:
** Pip in Hell, subject to the worst torments Mr. Benevolent can devise - first, a ren picks at his spleen. Then a cat claws at his lap. Then his tie is tied too tied, and his trousers too lose, and finally, a strange, flickering screen is placed in front of him...
-->'''Pip:''' What devilry is this... "Holby City"?
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Enjoy!
** "Ah, cat! Ah, spleen! Ah, ''trousers!'' Oh, for goodness sake, that's not how a person talks in a ''real'' medical emergency!"
** Mr. Benevolent's attempts to shoot Pip Bin at High Noon run into a little problem.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Right, high noon. Time to die, Pip Bin.
-->''(Beat)''
-->''(Another beat)''
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Any second now.
-->''(Yet another beat)''
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' [-Noon approaches.-]
-->''(One more beat)''
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Oh, for goodness's sake. What time is it?
-->'''Randolph Grimpunch:''' Just gone half past nine.
** Mr. Benevolent and Harry being very disturbed by Juanita Hotchille's attractiveness even when she's a dinosaur.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' She's a dinosaur. Wouldn't it be wrong?
-->'''Harry:''' I've asked myself the same thing.
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Get a ''grip'', Gently. She's a dinosaur!
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* Series 1
** Agnes Bin's madness.
-->'''Agnes:''' Fie upon you, I am not your mother, I am a piece of linen. Now leave me, I am waiting for my husband to return, and he's a terribly dashing double-pleated curtain.
-->'''Pip:''' But mama... father is dead.
-->'''Agnes:''' Yes. I may have to wait some time. HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA!
** Psychiatric care, Victorian style.
-->'''Hardthrasher:''' Right, let's see if we can't burn the lunacy out of these madness addled insane-o-nauts.
** Sir Phillip telling Sourquil how he feels about him.
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' You remind me of a two-headed cow.
-->'''Sourquill:''' I am a surprising miracle of nature?
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' You are one of God's great mistakes and you make me feel quite ill.
** Harry killing Judge Hardthrasher by ''crapping out his own liver''. Not to mention his nonchalance about it.
-->'''Harry:''' I'll be fine, I've got two livers. Well, one liver now.
** Sir Thomas Bin explaining where he's been.
-->'''Thomas Bin:''' In a word? Opium. In three words: ''Lots'' of opium.
* From series 2:
** Reverend Fecund's treatment of Ripely is cruel. But his sheer malicious glee in telling everyone about it is another thing.
-->'''Reverend Fecund:''' In her presence, farm animals would ''die'', and the last words on their pig or cow lips would be "ugly! Ugly! Ugly!"
** The... "restaurant" scene.
-->'''Confucius Whackwallop:''' Welcome to my... "restaurant".
-->'''Pip Bin:''' Why are there people sleeping on the floor?
-->'''Whackwallop:''' That is because they are... "full."
*** "Would you care for some complimentary prawn ''crack''?"
** "Abraham Bagel".
-->'''"Bagel":''' ''(with ludicrously exaggerated Jewish accent)'' You are just in time for ten o'clock Mass.
-->'''Pip Bin:''' Mass? I thought you were Jewish.
-->'''"Bagel":''' Why would you think that? Oy vey! Sorry, one of the boys is called Vey, he keeps messing around.
*** "Yes, we're not all money-grabbing Catholics like the books portray."
** And Pip ''still'' doesn't catch on.
-->'''Pip Bin:''' Mr. Benevolent!
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Of course it's me, I haven't even been doing the accent the last two weeks!
* From series 3:
** When Mr. Benevolent reveals his latest disguise:
-->'''Pip Bin:''' How did I not notice?
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Do you know I have genuinely no idea?
** Agnes Bin's madness.
-->'''Agnes:''' Fie upon you, I am not your mother, I am a piece of linen. Now leave me, I am waiting for my husband to return, and he's a terribly dashing double-pleated curtain.
-->'''Pip:''' But mama... father is dead.
-->'''Agnes:''' Yes. I may have to wait some time. HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA!
** Psychiatric care, Victorian style.
-->'''Hardthrasher:''' Right, let's see if we can't burn the lunacy out of these madness addled insane-o-nauts.
** Sir Phillip telling Sourquil how he feels about him.
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' You remind me of a two-headed cow.
-->'''Sourquill:''' I am a surprising miracle of nature?
-->'''Sir Phillip:''' You are one of God's great mistakes and you make me feel quite ill.
** Harry killing Judge Hardthrasher by ''crapping out his own liver''. Not to mention his nonchalance about it.
-->'''Harry:''' I'll be fine, I've got two livers. Well, one liver now.
** Sir Thomas Bin explaining where he's been.
-->'''Thomas Bin:''' In a word? Opium. In three words: ''Lots'' of opium.
* From series 2:
** Reverend Fecund's treatment of Ripely is cruel. But his sheer malicious glee in telling everyone about it is another thing.
-->'''Reverend Fecund:''' In her presence, farm animals would ''die'', and the last words on their pig or cow lips would be "ugly! Ugly! Ugly!"
** The... "restaurant" scene.
-->'''Confucius Whackwallop:''' Welcome to my... "restaurant".
-->'''Pip Bin:''' Why are there people sleeping on the floor?
-->'''Whackwallop:''' That is because they are... "full."
*** "Would you care for some complimentary prawn ''crack''?"
** "Abraham Bagel".
-->'''"Bagel":''' ''(with ludicrously exaggerated Jewish accent)'' You are just in time for ten o'clock Mass.
-->'''Pip Bin:''' Mass? I thought you were Jewish.
-->'''"Bagel":''' Why would you think that? Oy vey! Sorry, one of the boys is called Vey, he keeps messing around.
*** "Yes, we're not all money-grabbing Catholics like the books portray."
** And Pip ''still'' doesn't catch on.
-->'''Pip Bin:''' Mr. Benevolent!
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Of course it's me, I haven't even been doing the accent the last two weeks!
* From series 3:
** When Mr. Benevolent reveals his latest disguise:
-->'''Pip Bin:''' How did I not notice?
-->'''Mr. Benevolent:''' Do you know I have genuinely no idea?