History Funny / BeavisAndButtHeadDoAmerica

-->'''Beais:''' Enter-tain us, anus, yeah!

* One scene has Agent Fleming giving a dramatic speech about how fragile the X-5 unit is and how if it's broken or damaged, it'll wipe out huge swathes of America. The very next cut shows the X-5 unit sewn into the seat of Butthead's pants, with Beavis kicking it repeatedly.

-->'''Butthead:''' He said "anus".

-->'''Beavis:''' Uh, yeah. Anus.

-->'''Mr. Van Dressen:''' Did you even listen to a word I said?

* Mr. Van Dressen tells the boys "We don't need TV to entertain us."

* The "He said anus" exchange between the boys and Mr. Van Dressen.

-->'''Mike Judge:''' I remember when I was writing the script, I wrote that right there and thought, "okay, I've done a good day's work."

-->'''Butt-head (blithely walking away):''' Uhhh... that belongs to the school.
-->'''Beavis (following):''' Yeah, heh heh. [[ImplausibleDeniability It's supposed to be in the A/V room. Wasn't our fault.]]

* Butt-Head is not exactly Sherlock when it comes to gathering evidence. After observing broken glass, footprints leading up to where the TV was, and the open door, his brilliant deduction?? [[spoiler: "[[{{Understatement}} This]] [[FailedASpotCheck sucks]]."]]

** Beavis telling the older guy to hit himself is laced with FridgeBrilliance as it's kind of a riff on self-flagellation, practiced by some religions.

* Beavis' "We're Never Gonna Score" scene manages to be both [[TearJerker sad]] and [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments hilarious]] at the same time. Especially this part:

** This actually becomes a running gag, Agent Flemming orders cavity searches for nearly every person they interrogate during their investigation, including the elderly passengers on the America Tours bus, Mr Anderson and Butthead. This culminates in a brilliant punch line after Butt-Head's cavity search:

* Butthead is not exactly Sherlock when it comes to gathering evidence. After observing broken glass, footprints leading up to where the TV was, and the open door, his brilliant deduction?? [[spoiler: "[[{{Understatement}} This]] [[FailedASpotCheck sucks]]."]]
* The road trip montage on the America Tour bus, which includes such gems as Beavis and Butthead being more interested in a donkey taking a crap than the Grand Canyon, them laughing at various dirty-sounding road signs, such as "Butte" and "Big Piney" and "Bald Knob", and headbanging to the montage music.

--> '''Butthead''': "Huhuh, he said extend."
* Beavis and Butthead fighting over who "gets to go first" with Dallas. Its even more hilarious that Beavis doesnt have any pants on during the brawl.

* Their escape from Muddy's car, while its moving on the interstate. This involves Butthead pushing Beavis out of the trunk and then falling out himself when the car hits a road bump. They end up causing a huge car pileup, including crashing Tom Anderson's trailer.

* Butthead makes a pass at [[spoiler:Chelsea Clinton]]...[[DestinationDefenestration and promptly gets thrown out the window]].

* Butthead playing with a car jack while in the trunk of Muddy's car.
--> '''Butthead''': Huh huh, check it out Beavis. I'm jacking off.

--> '''Butthead''': This desert is stupid. They need to put a drinking fountain out here.

--> '''Butthead''': Really? Uh huh huh. Was she naked? Uh huh huh huh.

--> '''Butthead''': Cool! Uh huh huh. Could you, like, see her boobs??

** This actually becomes a running gag, Agent Flemming orders cavity searches for nearly every person they interrogate during their investigation, including the elderly passengers on the America Tours bus, Mr Anderson and Butthead. This culminates in a brilliant punch line after Butt-Head's cavity search: "Uhhh...did I just score?"

* Butthead is not exactly Sherlock when it comes to gathering evidence. After observing broken glass, footprints leading up to where the TV was, and the open door, his brilliant deduction?? [[spoiler: "This sucks."]]

* The road trip montage on the America Tour bus, which includes such gems as Beavis and Butthead being more interested in a donkey taking a crap than the Grand Canyon, them laughing at various dirty road signs, such as "Butte" and "Big Piney" and "Bald Knob", and headbanging to the montage music.

** Special mention goes to the music in that scene. It sounds uplifting, inspirational, and juxtaposes perfectly with Beavis ranting about how they're never gonna score.

* The deleted scene of Beavis using the Declaration Of Independence as toilet paper. It's even more hilarious that there was a security guard standing right there, who didn't notice Beavis smashing the display case with a flagpole and stealing the document until the alarm sounded.

--> '''Muddy''': Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this. [[AnyLastWords Any Last Words]] before I kill you?\\

--> '''Muddy''': Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this. AnyLastWords before I kill you?\\

--> '''Muddy''': Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this. Any last words before I kill you?\\

* Beavis thinking Seattle is in Washington, D.C. and suggesting that they go see Hole after they score.

** Afterwards, they both get struck with a BoltOfDivineRetribution...and don't even notice.

--> '''Older random dude''': [whack] AGH!!!

* The TitleSequence casts the boys in a 1970s cop show, where they [[ThePornomancer score with chicks]], [[{{Badass}} kick ass]] and [[StuffBlowingup escape big explosions]]. The very first image after the sequence ends? [[spoiler: The boys digging through the garbage looking for a TV.]]

** This actually becomes a running gag, Agent Flemming orders cavity searches for nearly every person they interogate during their investigation, including the elderly passengers on the America Tours bus, Mr Anderson and Butthead. This culminates in a brilliant punch line after Butt-Head's cavity search: "Uhhh...did I just score?"
* The exchange between Butt-Head & a pilot after [[FallingIntoTheCockpit Butt-Head falls into the cockpit]] while the plane is plummeting.

'''Pilot:''' [[CurseCutShort NOW!!!]] ''(pulls Butt-Head out of the way)''

'''[[InspectorJavert Agent Fleming]]''': Bork! You are a federal agent. You represent the United States government. ''[[PrepositionsAreNotToEndSentencesWith Never end a sentence with a preposition!]]''\\

* Butthead [[FailedASpotCheck is not exactly]] Series/{{Sherlock}} [[FailedASpotCheck when it comes to gathering evidence]]. After observing broken glass, footprints leading up to where the TV was, and the open door, his brilliant deduction?? [[spoiler: "This sucks."]]

* When they arrive at Yellowstone National Park, the duo are [[MundaneMadeAwesome absolutely]] ''[[MundaneMadeAwesome mesmerized]]'' by the motion controlled flushing for the park urinals, to the point where they stay in there so long that the bus leaves without them.

'''Butt-head''': We're gonna score now!

* The deleted scene of Beavis using the Declaration Of Independence as toilet paper. Its even more hilarious that there was a security guard standing right there, who didnt notice Beavis smashing the display case with a flagpole and stealing the document until the alarm sounded.
* The montage of the two arriving at the luxurious hotel and casino theyre staying at, and spending most of it staring and giggling at a topless egyptian statue, to the tunes of RedHotChiliPeppers's cover of "Love Rollercoaster."

* Their escape from Muddy's car, while its moving on the interstate. This involves Butthead pushing Beavis out of the trunk and then falling out himself when the car hits a road bump. They end up causing a huge car pileup, including crashing Tom Andersons trailer.

* Beavis' "We're Never Gonna Score" scene manages to be both [[TearJerker sad]] and [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments hilarious]] at the same time.

* Beavis/Cornholio having ADateWithRosiePalms in Anderson's camper, complete with music that makes the scene ten times funnier. And Anderson's reaction when he finds Beavis.

--> '''Random dude''': [punch] Ow!

--> '''Random dude''': [punch] Ow!!!
--> '''Beavis''': Do it again!! Heh.
--> '''Random dude''': [whack] AGH!!!

''[over in the other booth]''