History Funny / BatmanTheTelltaleSeries

''(awkward silence as they both notice the guy at the next table staring at them)''
*** At one point, John mentioned that Harley always spelled his name J-O-N. If subtitles are turned on while Bruce is role playing as Harley, it'll actually spell his name that way in Bruce's line

* In the Villain route, Harley's demands for not setting off bombs throughout Gotham are: Batman's head on a pike, the Sanctus serum, a massive portrait of her and Joker painted on City Hall, and for the Agency to leave Gotham... with the exception of Waller, who she wants fired out of a cannon. When Waller relays these to Batman in a call, you can remark that she [[DeadpanSnarker better start looking for one]].

--->-'''Bruce:''' ''(Very slight lilting accent)'' What was yer favorite thing about Arkham, Puddin'? For me it was Sloppy Joe Fridays.\\

*** Bruce can then advise him that that came off as [[{{Understatement}} a little desperate]].

--->'''Bruce:''' ''(Very slight lilting accent)'' What was yer favorite thing about Arkham, Puddin'? For me it was Sloppy Joe Fridays.\\

** Saying that you CutYourselfShaving to explain a drop of blood on your shirt thanks to being Batman can be easily explained. Saying the same thing to explain losing a chunk of your ear is much less plausible, and it’s unlikely that Gordon would believe that.

* The fact that over 90% of players have chosen to sleep with Catwoman.

** He also planned to buy himself an ''island'' using Carmine Falcone's assets, and make it a tourist attraction called... ''[[IncrediblyLamePun Falcone Island.]]''

* When you first meet her, Tiffany notices something is different about Bruce. You have the option to suggest that it's that Bruce is "unbelievably badass." Tiffany scoffs, and Lucius then says he's the real badass.

* In the Batcave, if Bruce keeps activating the Batmobile's engine, he will slowly get tired of the noise until he can't perform the action anymore.

--> "Gotham's fate lies in the hands of an emotionally-distraught, drunken ex-Arkham inmate pursuing his violent ex-girlfriend...[[ThisIsGonnaSuck I might need a Plan B]]."

--> ‘’’Bruce:’’’ I just came by to check up on Selena.
--> ‘’’Harvey:’’’ What, with your pants down!!??

—-> ‘’’Bruce:’’’ I just came by to check up on Selena.
—-> ‘’’Harvey:’’’ What, with your pants down!!??

* For some reason, the boardroom at Wayne Enterprises still has a portrait of convicted terrorist Oswald Cobblepot hanging up on the wall among its many past [=CEOs=]. It was also likely commissioned by Oswald himself, [[CompensatingForSomething being noticeably larger than all the others]].

* In Episode 2, forgetting to use Catwoman's assistance in a fight - i.e. the entire reason she's there in the first place - will lead to her talking about doing something "next time", while Batman sheepishly looks away and shrugs.

* While the argument with Harvey in episode 3 is PlayedForDrama, Harvey throwing his mask to Bruce and Bruce swatting it away with a “Really, dude?” expression is downright comical.

* When confronting Harvey as Bruce in episode 4, if you chose to use "Putting a Dent in Crime" as his campaign slogan, you are given the choice to remark on the irony of that. Harvey is completely oblivious to it and continues ranting about damaging crime.

* In episode 5, what did Oswald do when he temporarily had the keys to Bruce's CEO account? [[PokeThePoodle He haphazardly plastered his name over the Wayne Enterprises logo.]] ''In Comic Sans.'' Bruce makes an actual {{facepalm}} when he figures this out.

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6nygTTOMR4 "Invisible Man" glitch]] in Episode 5.

* In season 2 episode 1, during Lucius Fox's funeral, John Doe suddenly shows up. One of the dialogue options has Bruce wonder how he left the Asylum. He then quickly follows up his question with a quick and panicked "Oh my god, did you break out?"

* Meeting John at the Stacked Deck in episode 2 starts off with one. John holds a therapy circle there every second Sunday, and Bruce walks in just as a guy, Willy, is complaining about Batman and Bruce Wayne. John hints that Bruce is standing [[RightBehindMe right behind him]] but it goes over the guy's head, leading to him stopping mid-rant when he finally notices Bruce's presence.

* A rather unexpected gem occurs in Harley's updated bio in Episode 4, referring to John:

--> '''Officer''': What the...
--> '''Penguin''': ''(In a resigned, defeated tone)'' Just cut me down, mate.
* Bruce's threats to the civilians holding him up in traffic are just so hilariously over the top [[spoiler: because of the HatePlague he's infected with]]. Particularly if you pick the "I don't want any trouble" option.

* In episode 5, what did [[spoiler:Oswald]] do when he temporarily had the keys to Bruce's CEO account? [[spoiler:[[PokeThePoodle He haphazardly plastered his name over the Wayne Enterprises logo.]] ''In Comic Sans.'']] Bruce makes an actual {{facepalm}} when he figures this out.
-->'''Alfred''': It seems Mr. Cobblepot's sense of humor hasn't changed much.\\
'''Bruce''': ''(facepalming)'' Let's just...figure out what Oswald's been doing.
** He also planned to buy himself an ''island'' using [[spoiler:Carmine Falcone's]] assets, and make it a tourist attraction called... [[spoiler:''[[IncrediblyLamePun Falcone Island.]]'']]
-->'''Bruce and Alfred''': ''(long awkward pause, as they try to parse what they just discovered)''\\
'''Bruce''': ...We should get back to figuring out Lady Arkham's next move.\\

--> '''Alfred''': Your degree is in...[[ADegreeInUseless sociology]]?

** Alfred, being a QuintessentialBritishGentleman, becomes angry only when he sees what alteration [[spoiler:Oswald]] made to his own records.
--> '''Alfred''': He was enrolled at...Cambridge?! Ridiculous!
* If you [[spoiler: have Bruce unmasked in the final fight with Lady Arkham and then go as Bruce to support Gordon,]] this exchange occurs:
-->'''Gordon''': Jesus, what happened to [[spoiler: your ear?]]\\
'''Bruce''': [[CallBack Cut myself shaving.]]\\
'''Gordon''': [[DeadpanSnarker What'd you use, a chainsaw?]]

* If Batman chooses to be just friends with Selina instead of anything romantic, [[spoiler:[[ManHug he gives her a sweet, if slightly awkward, lean-in hug]] rather than a kiss when she leaves Gotham. Selina's expression is touched, but still puzzled.]]

* [[spoiler: At Lucius' funeral Joker arrives unannounced and behaves awkwardly inappropriate for the funeral. Joker wanted to give Bruce a card and it's a cute ill teddy bear in bed with the words "sorry that you're sick". On the inside he's written "get well soon!" with a frowned face in his signature.]]
* In season 2 episode 1, during [[spoiler:Lucius Fox's funeral, John Doe suddenly shows up. One of the dialogue options has Bruce wonder how he left the Asylum. He then quickly follows up his question with a quick and panicked "Oh my god, did you break out?"]]
** If you [[spoiler: let John take a picture with you but don't smile]], the resulting look on Bruce's face just screams "I am done with this guy". [[spoiler: John still makes it his wallpaper]].
** If Bruce does smile, [[spoiler: Alfred will raise his eyebrow when he sees the wallpaper, and Bruce can only give him an awkward smile.]]

-->'''John''': Bruce is strong, and smart, and handsome -- like ''[[HoYay super-handsome]]'', it's nuts, you guys, and... where was I going with this?

-->'''Selina''': (''Second time'') Now you're just wasting gas.\\
'''Selina''': (''Third time'') If you keep showing it off like that, it might go missing.

* [[spoiler:When John tries to reason with Harley on Gotham Bridge]], it looks like they are flirting with each other. Waller even comments that it looks more like [[spoiler:John]] is proposing to [[spoiler:Harley]].
** The first meeting of [[spoiler: John and Waller]] in the same scene. If you tell the latter to 'play nice' [[spoiler: after she calls him a creature, then John will be emboldened to start lecturing her on how it's not right to call someone a creature. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Bruce shakes his head in horror and Avesta grits her teeth]] while John catches on with an OhCrap look as Waller shoots him a DeathGlare accompanied by a ScareChord.]]

-->'''Joker''': She's going to kill me... kill me, or [[BoxedCrook turn me into a slave like Bane]]. And look what happened to him! [[HypocriticalHumor I don't want to have some maniac stab me]]![[note]]John being the maniac[[/note]]

* [[spoiler: At one point, if you decide to bring Tiffany along, she'll use a voice modulator to artificially deepen her voice, only to turn it off when she's mortified by how deep it sounds.]] Specifically, it sounds uncomfortably similar to [[spoiler: Lady Arkham]].

--> '''Batman''': (in a petulant tone) It's not THAT bad...
* When Batman investigates the water tower to find where vigilante Joker [[spoiler:took Waller]], if he brought Tiffany along and investigates the upstairs first then Tiffany questions Gordon taking notes on paper rather than on a tablet like she does to Gordon's frustration.

--> ''(placing the Thomas Wayne sticker on [[spoiler: Lucius Fox’s]] grave)'' “Your dead father killed [[spoiler: Lucius Fox]]? Do you even know how time works?”
--> ''(placing the Joe Chill sticker on [[spoiler: Lucius Fox’s]] grave)'' “Your sense of history is bizarre. It’s just bizarre, Bruce.”
--> ''(placing the Thomas Wayne sticker on [[spoiler: John Doe’s]] grave)'' “Yes, Bruce. Zombie Thomas Wayne killed [[spoiler: John.]]”
* [[spoiler: During the fight with Joker and Harley Quinn in the Villain Route, Bruce and Joker end up getting close to a Test-Your-Strength machine. Bruce slams Joker towards the plate for it, but he stops himself. Only for Bruce to stomp Joker's head into the plate, apparently with enough force to ring the machine's bell.]]
* When Bruce has to [[spoiler:dislocate his thumb to escape from handcuffs that the villainous Joker put him in]] Selina has a darkly humorous line since she could be joking or actually have experience with that situation:
--> '''Selina''': I hate having to do that.

* [[spoiler: At one point, if you decide to bring Tiffany along, she'll use a voice modulator to artificially deepen her voice, only to turn it off when she's mortified by how deep it sounds.]] For reference, it sounds similar to Cyril Figgis' attempt to use one in ''{{WesternAnimation/Archer}}''.

'''John:''' BRUCE! This is just... UNCANNY!

* Visiting John's little "Ha-Hacienda", Bruce notices a number of framed selfies John has taken with unwilling subjects, including an annoyed Harley ("she really brightens up the room -- a thousand-watt face!"), an uneasy Dr. Leland, and a terrified random passerby [[StalkerWithACrush that John taped a picture of Bruce's face over]].

*** The first attempt doesn't go so well:

** During the following conversation, if you suggest John to be himself around Harley, he gets you to ''role-play as her'' so he can practice flirting.