History Funny / BatmanRebirth

** Damian tries to threaten Superman by pointing out he could kill him if he wanted by simply making a DeathWithTheDevil. Superman agrees that's a possibility but points out of Damian did kill him, Jon wouldn't want to be his friend anymore. And that's enough to make Damian back off.

--->'''Damian:''' What the '''hell''' did you just say?

** Alfred gets Dick, Jason, Damian and Duke in one room again and tries to tell them about something Bruce didn't want them to know. They all nonchalantly assume Bruce's been keeping some sort of DarkSecret that now threatens to destroy everything ''again''.

'''Swamp Thing:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Heh]]

** The fact that Bruce wanted a katana when he was ten. Damian [[LikeFatherLikeSon really didn't fall far from tree.]]

** The fact that Bruce wanted a katana when he was ten. Damian really didn't fall far from tree.

** Bruce invites Swamp Thing to Wayne Manner to discuss a case. Alfred is seen trying to clean up all the dirt he has dragged in the entire time

'''Batman:''' We'll take my car.

'''Batman:''' We'll take my car.\\

--->'''Swamp Thing:''' He is currently...entering the...Gotham Museum of Art.
'''Batman:''' (Gives biggest what the hell face)
'''Swamp Thing:''' The grass...told me.
(Beat)
'''Batman:''' We'll take my care.

'''Swamp Thing:''' He is currently...entering the...Gotham Museum of Art.

'''Dick''': No, no, this is him. Mr. raised-by-the-butler. It's, like, a thing.

-->'''Gotham''': What---who are you?
-->'''Alfred''': [[CatchPhrase I'm Batman]].
-->'''Gotham''':...No...no...you're... You're just a man. A man in a mask. And what is that? What is that?
-->'''Alfred''': Yes, well---
-->'''Batman''': Alfred, I'm here.
-->'''Alfred''': Oh, thank ''god''. (''[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Runs away]]'')
-->'''Gotham''': [[FlatWhat What?]]
* "[[MemeticMutation Kite Man. Hell yeah.]]"

-->'''Bruce''': Jokerize?
-->'''Mark''': It's, like. special seasoning they put on it. But it's, like, white and red and y' know green.
-->'''Bruce''': The Joker is a homicidal maniac. An agent of pure chaos. He wants to kill us all just so he can laugh over our graves.
-->'''Mark''': So, uh. You don't want to Jokerize your fries?
-->'''Bruce''': (DeathGlare}
-->'''Duke''': Yeah, no, man. I think he's good.

-->'''Jason''': I know I shouldn't, [[ComicBook/ADeathInTheFamily after the crowbar and all]], but [[RefugeInAudacity I love me some Jokerized seasoning]].

-->'''Damian''': This is not what I asked you to purchase, Richard.
-->'''Dick''': It comes with a toy.
-->'''Damian''': I hate you.
-->'''Jason''': I'll take the toy, if you don't want it.
-->'''Damian''': The toy is mine!
-->'''Jason''': (mimicking Damian) The toy isth mine!
-->'''Damian''': I hate both of you...if this is a Red Hood action figure, I'm going to kill someone.
-->(Damian pulls out Red Hood action figure of Bat-Happy Meal)
-->'''Damian''': ''Dammit.''

-->'''Jason''': First, Damian You're Dead. Again.
-->'''Damian''': No. First, Jason you're dead. Again.
-->'''Dick''': I like that in all of it, at least I'm not dead. Again.
-->'''Duke''': Wait, ''all'' of you have been dead? Am I going to be dead?

-->'''Jason''': Dick, look at my hair. It's fine, right?
-->'''Damian''': Don't worry, Todd, I'm sure Alfred can teach you the lost art of the comb-over.
-->'''Jason''': I'm killing you now, Damian. This is happening.
-->'''Damian''': Many have tried. Many with much more hair.

-->'''Duke''': I can't...is this really happening? Is this really how you eat a burger?
-->'''Dick''': You haven't seen that yet?
-->'''Duke''': It's a joke, right?
-->'''Dick''': No, no, this is him. Mr. raised-by-the-butler. It's, like, a thing.

** The fact that Bruce wanted a katana when he was ten. Damian really didn't fall from tree.

-->'''Jason''': I know I shouldn't, [[ComicBook/ADeathInTheFamily after the crowbar and all]], but I love me some Jokerized seasoning.

-->'''Dick''': I like that in all of it, at least I'm not dead. [[ComicBook/Grayson Again]].

** Everyone making light of how DeathIsCheap.

-->'''Dick''': I like that in all of it, at least I'm not dead. Again.

* The entire dining sequence in ''Batman'' #16. Basically, what happens when Batman takes all the Robins (with Luke Fox, aka Batwing, filling in for Tim Drake) to a Batman themed [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds McDonald's]].

-->'''Luke''': Yeah, no, man. I think he's good.

-->'''Damien''': I hate you.

-->'''Damien''': The toy is mine!

-->'''Damian''': Dammit.

-->'''Luke''': Wait, ALL of you have been dead? Am I going to be dead?
*** Doubles in hilarity because Luke is only there because Tim Drake was killed in Detective Comics, but was brought back to life and captured, unbeknown to the group.

** Luke's reaction at seeing Bruce eat a burger with a knife and fork.
-->'''Luke''': I can't...is this really happening? Is this really how you eat a burger?

* The entire dining sequence in ''Batman'' #16. Basically, what happens when Batman takes all the Robins (minus Tim Drake) to a Batman themed [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds McDonald's]].

-->'''Duke''': Yeah, no, man. I think he's good.

-->'''Duke''': Wait, ALL of you have been dead? Am I going to be dead?

** Duke's reaction at seeing Bruce eat a burger with a knife and fork.
-->'''Duke''': I can't...is this really happening? Is this really how you eat a burger?

** The non-stop bickering between Damian and Jason.

* The entire dining sequence in ''Batman'' #16. Basically, what happens when Batman takes all the Robins (minus Tim Drake) to a Batman themed McDonald's.

* The entire dining sequence in ''Batman'' #16.

-->'''Dick''': No, no, this is him. Mr. raised-by-the-butler. It's, like, a thing.
** Jason talks how much he loves "the Joker flavoring" the burger place puts on its french fries, but probably shouldn't after the whole thing with the crowbar.

** First the non-stop bickering between Damian and Jason and making light of how DeathIsCheap.

** Bruce's reaction at the commercialization of Gotham's most dangerous killers and the stoned cashier in a Batman costume.

-->'''Bat Cashier''': It's, like. special seasoning they put on it. But it's, like, white and red and y' know green.

-->'''Bat Cashier''': So, uh. You don't want to Jokerize your fries?

** Bruce's reaction at the commercialization of Gotham's most dangerous killers and the cashiers in a Batman costume.

* The entire dining sequence in ''Batman'' #16. From the non-stop bickering between Damian and Jason, to Bruce's reaction at the commercialization of Gotham's most dangerous killers, to Duke's reaction at seeing Bruce eat a burger with a knife and fork.

* The entire dining sequence in ''Batman'' #16. From the non-stop bickering between Damian and Jason, to Bruce's reaction at the commercialization of Gotham's most dangerous killers, to Duke's reaction at seeing Bruce eat a burger with a knife and fork.