History Funny / BarRescue

* The "Back to the Bar" episode that revisited Underground Wonderbar ends with Lonie performing a special hippie TakeThat song for Taffer live in her bar with a full band, complete with FollowTheBouncingBall. The show then closes with DJ Blue Steel ([[CatchPhrase "All in!"]]) ''remixing it''.

* During the ZanZbar episode (and that is not a typo; the sign contains that misspelling), one of the first things that happens to the poor undercover patrons is that a guy who has been way over-served sits next to them and tries to talk to them. What comes out is [[TheUnintelligible complete gibberish]]. What does it mean? God only knows.

* During the Zanzbar episode (and that is not a typo; the sign contains that misspelling), one of the first things that happens to the poor undercover patrons is that a guy who has been way over-served sits next to them and tries to talk to them. What comes out is [[TheUnintelligible complete gibberish]]. What does it mean? God only knows.

* In the episode featuring Dimples, Jon Taffer and his experts watched as a cook was cooking a medium burger and ended up burning it. Near the end, they were yelling, "Flip the burger!"

** It's particularly easy to hate him because he's an emotionally-stunted ManChild who took advantage of his friend, the owner, to get a job [[UltimateJobSecurity he couldn't be fired from.]]

** The raccoon plopping down from the ceiling into the bar and running out the door. During service. Just like the horse from Chilleen's, he finds the time to leave a little present behind.

** The raccoon plopping down from the ceiling into the bar and running out the door. During service. Just like the horse from Chilleen's. He finds the time to leave a little present behind.

* In the episode featuring Piratz Tavern, the head "[[LethalChef chef]]" Jucianno attempts to show his "signature dish" to the chef Taffer brings in, having never tasted it himself. The dish is just chicken strips [[FireBreathingDiner with enough red-hot pepper spices on it to qualify as chemical weapons]]. The chef is nearly overwhelmed just by getting a scent of it, and when he tries a bite, he has to instantly spit it out. Then the chef tells Jucianno to try it, at which point he almost immediately wheels around and spits it out into a trash bin.

--> '''Drunk Guy''': It's a good job, cleaning video.
--> '''Mystery Diner''': Absolutely.
--> '''Drunk Guy''': [[NonSequitur Because we all gotta' pee.]]

* In the episode featuring Piratz Tavern, the head "[[LethalChef chef]]" Jucianno attempts to show his "signature dish" to the chef Taffer brings in, having never tasted it himself. The dish was just chicken strips [[FireBreathingDiner with enough red-hot pepper spices on it to qualify as chemical weapons]]. The chef is nearly overwhelmed just by getting a scent of it, and when he tries a bite, he has to instantly spit it out. Then the chef tells Jucianno to try it, at which point he almost immediately wheels around and spits it out into a trash bin.

* In the episode featuring Piratz Tavern, the head [[LethalChef "chef"]] Jucianno attempts to show his "signature dish" to the chef Taffer brings in, having never tasted it himself. The dish was just chicken strips [[FireBreathingDiner with enough red-hot pepper spices on it to qualify as chemical weapons]]. The chef is nearly overwhelmed just by getting a scent of it, and when he tries a bite, he has to instantly spit it out. Then the chef tells Jucianno to try it, at which point he almost immediately wheels around and spits it out into a trash bin.

* In the episode featuring Dimples, Jon and his experts watched as a cook was cooking a medium burger and ended up burning it. Near the end, they were yelling, "Flip the burger!"
* In the episode featuring Piratz Tavern, the head [[LethalChef "chef"]] Jucianno attempts to show his "signature dish" to the chef Taffer brings in, having never tasted it himself. They are basically strips of chicken [[FireBreathingDiner with enough red-hot pepper spices on it to qualify as chemical weapons]]. The chef is nearly overwhelmed just by getting a scent of it, and when he tries a bite he has to instantly spit it out. Then the chef tells Jucianno to try it, at which point he almost immediately wheels around and spits it out into a trash bin.
* In the episode featuring Chilleen's, a horse walked into a bar. Yes, someone rode a live horse into the bar, right in front of Jon.

* James' antics throughout the Cashmere episode, which included walking in the '''''women's restroom''''', ripping off his shirt while [=DJing=], sitting on the bar top itself and pretty much acting like a tool to everyone he interacts with. All while saying [[CatchPhrase "All in!"]].

* During ''Critters and Quitters'', Jon and his experts are watching one of the spies trying to chew poorly made mozzarella sticks. Jon actually times her to see if she'll get to sixty seconds before spitting it out. To the spy's credit, [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing she does]].

** The raccoon plopping down from the ceiling into the bar and running out the door. Just like the horse from Chilleen's, he finds the time to leave a little present behind.

* In the episode featuring Dimples, Jon and his experts watched as a cook was cooking a medium burger and ended up burning it. Near the end, they were yelling, "Flip the burger!".

* In the episode featuring Chilleen's, a horse walked into a bar. Yes, a live horse was rode into the bar in front of Jon.

* During the Zanzbar's episode (and that is not a typo; the sign contains that misspelling), one of the first things that happens to the poor undercover patrons is that a guy who has been way over-served sits next to them and tries to talk to them. What comes out is [[TheUnintelligible complete gibberish]]. What does it mean? God only knows.

* In the episode featuring Chileen's, a horse walked into a bar. Yes, a live horse was rode into the bar in front of Jon.

* During "Zanzibar's", one of the first things that happens to the poor undercover patrons is that a guy who has been way over-served sits next to them and tries to talk to them. What comes out is [[TheUnintelligible complete gibberish]]. What does it mean? God only knows.

** The raccoon plopping down from the ceiling into the bar and running out the door. Just like the horse from Chileen's, he finds the time to leave a little present behind.

* In the episode "Piratz Tavern", the head [[LethalChef "chef"]] Jucianno attempts to show his "signature dish" to the chef Taffer brings in, having never tasted it himself. They are basically strips of chicken [[FireBreathingDiner with enough red-hot pepper spices on it to qualify as chemical weapons]]. The chef is nearly overwhelmed just by getting a scent of it, and when he tries a bite he has to instantly spit it out. Then the chef tells Jucianno to try it, at which point he almost immediately wheels around and spits it out into a trash bin.

* James' antics throughout the Cashmere episode, which included walking in the '''''women's restroom''''', ripping off his shirt while DJing, sitting on the bar top itself and pretty much acting like a tool to everyone he interacts with. All while saying [[CatchPhrase "All in!"]].
** The Whip noise effect that plays everytime he says it just makes it funnier.

* James' antics throughout the Cashmere episode, which included walking in the '''''women's restroom''''', ripping off his shirt while DJing, sitting on the bar top itself and pretty much acting like a tool to everyone he interacts with. All while saying [[CatchPhrase "All in!"]].

--> ''Drunk Guy leans back like he just imparted great worldly wisdom. Mystery Diner turns away with a "what the hell was that" look aimed right the camera.''

--> '''Mystery Diner''' Absolutely.

** And then [[RoadApples it crapped on the floor]].

* In the episode featuring Chileen's, a horse walked into a bar. Yes, a live horse was rode into the bar in front of Jon.

* In the episode "Piratz Tavern", the head [[LethalChef "chef"]] Jucianno attempts to show his "signature dish" to the chef Taffer brings in, having never tasted it himself. They are basically strips of chicken [[FireBreathingDiner with enough red-hot pepper spices on it to qualify as chemical weapons]]. The chef is nearly overwhelmed just by getting a scent of it, and when he tries a bite he has to instantly spit it out. Then the chef tells Jucianno to try it, at which point he almost immediately wheels around and spits it out into a trash bin.

* In the episode "Piratz Tavern", the head [[LethalChef "chef"]] Jucianno attempts to show his "signature dish" to the chef Taffer brings in, having never tasted it himself. They are basically strips of chicken [[FireBreathingDinner with enough red-hot pepper spices on it to qualify as chemical weapons]]. The chef is nearly overwhelmed just by getting a scent of it, and when he tries a bite he has to instantly spit it out. Then the chef tells Jucianno to try it, at which point he almost immediately wheels around and spits it out into a trash bin.

In the episode featuring Dimples, Jon and his experts watched as a cook was cooking a medium burger and ended up burning it. Near the end, they were yelling, "Flip the burger!".