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** When Russia's cornered by the Mongols, the Teutonic Knights, [[http://hetaliascreencaps.tumblr.com/post/118016785756 and Denmark and Sweden]], he calls upon the personification of winter to help him.

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** When Russia's cornered by the Mongols, the Teutonic Knights, [[http://hetaliascreencaps.[[http://25.media.tumblr.com/post/118016785756 com/44917deeab85f108d3ffd8a939d6f87f/tumblr_mi94qmLnTE1r206mio2_r1_400.gif and Denmark and Sweden]], he calls upon the personification of winter to help him.



* '''Episode 11:''' Adapted from the April Fool's 2011 strip, where much of the main cast have been blackmailed into dressing up in costume. Here's a rundown of the costumes: [[FanService England is in a nurse uniform, America is shirtless with a miniskirt and bear ears]], Prussia and Spain are half-naked [[PlayboyBunny playboy bunnies]], France is in nothing but cat ears, [[DudeLooksLikeALady China is dressed like a girl]], [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Germany is a cat maid (with fishnet tights, if Prussia is to believed), and Russia is in a frilly orange minidress]]
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* '''Episode 11:''' Adapted from the April Fool's 2011 strip, where much of the main cast have been blackmailed into dressing up in costume. Here's a rundown of the costumes: [[FanService England is in a [[NaughtyNurseOutfit nurse uniform, uniform]], America is [[FanService shirtless with a miniskirt and bear ears]], Prussia and Spain are half-naked [[PlayboyBunny playboy bunnies]], France [[ShamelessFanserviceGirl France]] is [[HandOrObjectUnderwear in nothing but cat ears, ears]], [[DudeLooksLikeALady China is dressed like a girl]], [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Germany is a cat maid (with fishnet tights, if Prussia is to believed), and Russia is in a frilly orange minidress]]
minidress.]]
** This exchange:



** China to Russia: "You look like you are breaking your own pro-hate law!"

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** China Russia actually hides in a sewer to Russia: avoid being seen. It doesn't work that well.
--> '''China to Russia:'''
"You look like you are breaking your own pro-hate law!"
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* '''Episode 9:''' Netherlands buys lots of fish from Poland and Lithuania every day, so Poland wonders, "How does he keep his place from smelling like red light district?"
** "My older brother Netherlands is tall, handsome, and aloof. Keep it in your pants, girl!"
* '''Episode 11:''' Adapted from the April Fool's 2011 strip, where much of the main cast have been blackmailed into dressing up in costume. Here's a rundown of the costumes: [[FanService England is in a nurse uniform, America is shirtless with a miniskirt and bear ears]], Prussia and Spain are half-naked [[PlayboyBunny playboy bunnies]], France is in nothing but cat ears, [[DudeLooksLikeALady China is dressed like a girl]], [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Germany is a cat maid (with fishnet tights, if Prussia is to believed), and Russia is in a frilly orange minidress]]
**
--> '''America:''' Why is France a midget and Britain dressed like he's about to torture [[OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest Jack Nicholson?]]
--> '''Britain:''' I DUNNO, WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE A GAY PRIDE PARADE FLOAT?
--> '''America:''' SHUT IT, LIMEY!
** China to Russia: "You look like you are breaking your own pro-hate law!"

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** When Russia's cornered by the Mongols, the Teutonic Knights, Sweden, and Denmark, he calls upon the personification of winter to help him.

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** When Russia's cornered by the Mongols, the Teutonic Knights, Sweden, [[http://hetaliascreencaps.tumblr.com/post/118016785756 and Denmark, Denmark and Sweden]], he calls upon the personification of winter to help him.



** Russia meets a hamster in the woods.
--> '''Russia:''' (Holding out his hands) Ha ha, come here! Don't you want to be friends?
--> '''Hamster:''' (Slaps his hand away)
--> '''Ukraine:''' (To the Teutonic Knights) I'm sorry. He's [[CornerOfWoe in shock]] right now, what with being rejected by a hamster.
--> '''Teutonic Knights:''' Lame-o!
** The Teutonic Knights pick a fight with Russia.

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** Russia meets a hamster in the woods.
--> '''Russia:''' (Holding out his hands) Ha ha, come here! Don't you want to be friends?
--> '''Hamster:''' (Slaps his hand away)
--> '''Ukraine:''' (To the Teutonic Knights) I'm sorry. He's [[CornerOfWoe in shock]] right now, what with being rejected by a hamster.
--> '''Teutonic Knights:''' Lame-o!
** The Teutonic Knights pick a another fight with Russia.Russia. [[https://imgflip.com/gif/o36ih#0kZXsC7wFeQCEdWY.32]] "Pledge your loyalty to the Teutonic Knights, although I am shopping around for a new name!"



** "Pledge your loyalty to the Teutonic Knights! Although I ''am'' shopping around for a new name." It's a callback to the narrator saying, "The Teutonic Knights later became known as [[SarcasmMode the delight known as Prussia]]," earlier in the episode.
** "Not so fast, Russia-boy. Sweden, attack!"

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* '''Episode 7:''' Japan and America explore more of their cultural differences.
** "Pledge your loyalty to For example, America tries blowfish for the Teutonic Knights! Although first time.
--> ''' America:''' (Shaky) DOIN' IT! 'KAY! YOLO, BRO! (Eats it)
--> '''Japan:''' There you go! So how does it taste-o?
--> '''America:''' THAT WAS WICKED RAD!
I ''am'' shopping around for LOOKED DEATH IN THE GILLS AND WON!
--> '''Narrator:''' To Americans, blowfish is
a new name." It's a callback food used to the narrator saying, "The Teutonic Knights later became known as [[SarcasmMode the delight known as Prussia]]," earlier in the episode.
** "Not so fast, Russia-boy. Sweden, attack!"
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** "PLEDGE YOUR LOYALTY TO THE TEUTONIC KNIGHTS! ALTHOUGH I ''AM'' SHOPPING AROUND FOR A NEW NAME." It's a callback to, "The Teutonic Knights later became known as [[SarcasmMode the delight known as Prussia]].

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** "PLEDGE YOUR LOYALTY TO THE TEUTONIC KNIGHTS! ALTHOUGH "Pledge your loyalty to the Teutonic Knights! Although I ''AM'' SHOPPING AROUND FOR A NEW NAME.''am'' shopping around for a new name." It's a callback to, to the narrator saying, "The Teutonic Knights later became known as [[SarcasmMode the delight known as Prussia]].Prussia]]," earlier in the episode.
** "Not so fast, Russia-boy. Sweden, attack!"
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* '''Episode 4:''' In his youth, Russia was the one who got bullied.
** When Russia's cornered by the Mongols, the Teutonic Knights, Sweden, and Denmark, he calls upon the personification of winter to help him.
--> '''Narrator:''' General Winter: A fearsome general with a killer jawline, who previously overcame insane armies who tried to invade Russia. However...
--> '''General Winters:''' (Flies back up into the sky) Laters!
--> '''Narrator:''' While General Winter brought down Napoleon and the Germans, he wasn't effective on these guys because they're used to cold weather too.
--> '''Russia:''' General Winter blows...
** So then he goes to his big sister Ukraine for help.
--> ''' Ukraine:''' Oh, brother, at times like this, why don't you try using a spell?
--> '''Russia:''' What kind spell?
--> '''Ukraine:''' One that I do all the time. It's good for telling them how you feel. All you have to do is show them your boobs. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW THEM YOUR BOOBS!
** Russia meets a hamster in the woods.
--> '''Russia:''' (Holding out his hands) Ha ha, come here! Don't you want to be friends?
--> '''Hamster:''' (Slaps his hand away)
--> '''Ukraine:''' (To the Teutonic Knights) I'm sorry. He's [[CornerOfWoe in shock]] right now, what with being rejected by a hamster.
--> '''Teutonic Knights:''' Lame-o!
** The Teutonic Knights pick a fight with Russia.
--> '''Teutonic Knights:''' Eat my holy sword with your butt!
--> ''' Russia:''' Ahhhhh! Wait, your sword's not that big.
** "PLEDGE YOUR LOYALTY TO THE TEUTONIC KNIGHTS! ALTHOUGH I ''AM'' SHOPPING AROUND FOR A NEW NAME." It's a callback to, "The Teutonic Knights later became known as [[SarcasmMode the delight known as Prussia]].
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** The Leave-Me-Aloners.
--> '''Switzerland:''' I don't like getting mixed up in other people's drama, so we don't ever have meetings. Basically, I just sit at home!
--> '''Germany:''' Und zat's... a club?
--> '''Switzerland:''' (Nods) Save me from you.
** The Lazy-Ass Romano Club.
--> '''Romano:''' (Lying on the floor) Going home is too much of a ballsuck.
--> '''Italy:''' Ahhh! What's the matter, big bro?
--> '''Romano:''' Drag me home, you bastard.
--> '''Germany:''' Your club sucks even vorse zan Switzerland's did!
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* '''World Series episode 43:''' A grave-voiced narrator details the various dangerous factions in fifteenth century Europe: [[UsefulNotes/TheNetherlands the Netherlands]], [[TheTeutonicKnights the Teutonic Knights]], [[HordesFromTheEast the Ulus of Jochi]], [[UsefulNotes/Turkey the Ottoman Empire]], and then, "The [[HolyRomanEmpire Holy Roman Empire]] isn't even worth our time." Ouch.

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* '''World Series episode 43:''' A grave-voiced narrator details the various dangerous factions in fifteenth century Europe: [[UsefulNotes/TheNetherlands the Netherlands]], [[TheTeutonicKnights the Teutonic Knights]], [[HordesFromTheEast the Ulus of Jochi]], [[UsefulNotes/Turkey [[UsefulNotes/TurksWithTroops the Ottoman Empire]], and then, "The [[HolyRomanEmpire Holy Roman Empire]] isn't even worth our time." Ouch.
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* '''Episode 3:''' The W Academy clubs continued.
** The Scandihoovians.
--> '''Germany:''' Close your legs, it smells like blue cheese.
--> '''Denmark:''' I want the camera to get my best side!
--> '''Norway:''' Must I flat-smack him?
--> '''Japan:''' Tell me about these hooves.
--> '''[[HotBlooded Denmark:]]''' (with a flaming fist and RedEyesTakeWarning) Our ultimate goal is [[TakeOverTheWorld conquering the Academy]], slowly, with [[ShoutOut cheap and easy-to-assemble furniture]]!
--> '''Norway:''' I'm so sorry.
--> '''Finland:''' Really, all we do is think of Viking names for tables and eat lingonberries. Honestly.
--> '''Japan:''' (writing furiously) I do not think I am spelling lingonberries correctly.
--> '''Denmark:''' I'll bet you didn't know THIS! In the times of great despair, Scandinavian furniture from all over the world combine to form [[HumongousMecha giant robot]]!
--> '''Sweden:''' (Putting Denmark in a headlock) [[CaptainObvious Not really.]]
--> '''Germany:''' No scheiße.

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* '''Episode 2:''' "The W Academy-- a unique school where the countries of the world [[Franchise/Xmen hone their mutant pow--]] ahem, I mean, live the student life."

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* '''Episode 2:''' "The W Academy-- a unique school where the countries of the world [[Franchise/Xmen [[Franchise/XMen hone their mutant pow--]] ahem, I mean, live the student life."



''[commence a [[Franchise/Pokemon Team Rocket-esque]] sequence where each character spins into a pose]

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--> '''England:''' But what sort of coven would we be if we blabbed our secrets to every stringer who came a-knocking? So, if you truly are dead set on talking to me, bend this spoon with the power of your mind and I guess I can allow.
--> '''Japan:''' I cannot help but wonder [[Franchise/HarryPotter which of the four Houses they had put you in.]]
--> '''Germany:''' (menacingly) You know, [[WeHaveWaysOfMakingYouTalk I have vays of making you talk]] (breaks the spoon in his fist)
--> '''England:''' WHAAA?
--> '''Italy:''' (cheering) Fork that spoon!
--> '''Japan:''' Your titanic prowess is the stuff of legend!
--> '''Romania:''' We having so much fun here. In fact, [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons we ventured down to the dungeon to fight band of orcs, and Britain leveled up as Wizard twice--]]
--> '''Italy:''' Oh! So you're nerds!
--> '''England:''' Bollocks! Now they know the truth about Hellfire Club! Now they'll know we just get together and tabletop...

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--> '''America:''' (shoves Russia's head down and talks over him) Bro, enough of that! Start asking questions about my daring dudes already! We do cool crap 380 days a year! You can quote me on that. What the-- WAUGH! (Russia's prehensile scarf wraps around him) The Cold War's over, dude, cut it out!

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--> '''America:''' (shoves Russia's head down and talks over him) Bro, enough of that! Start asking questions about my daring dudes already! We do cool crap 380 days a year! You can quote me on that. What the-- WAUGH! (Russia's prehensile scarf wraps around him) The [[ColdWar Cold War's War's]] over, dude, cut it out!out!
** The Gastronauts.
--> '''Italy:''' Awww! I wanted to be a Gastronaut, but you guys wouldn't let me!
--> '''France:''' Because, watching you drown everything in tomato sauce would be the death of me.
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--> '''Turkey:''' Roasting pigs on my food!
--> '''France:''' Paying too much for cheese!
--> '''China:''' Putting rare animal on menu!
--> '''All:''' Gastronaut powers activate!
** Hellfire Club. Don't let the name fool you.

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-->'''Germany:''' (shaking head) No, please. I can't even look at it— please, just— go avay!

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-->'''Germany:''' (shaking head) No, please. I can't even look at it— please, just— go avay!



* '''World Series episode 39:''' Hungary is injured, so Prussia offers to wrap her wounds with his [[MemeticMutation crotch cloth]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PetCT0fAPOY See it here.]]

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* '''World Series episode 39:''' Hungary is injured, so Prussia offers to wrap her wounds with his [[MemeticMutation crotch cloth]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PetCT0fAPOY See some of it here.]]



** Creator/JamieMarchi taking an incredibly long time to get certain lines down as the Narrator.

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** Creator/JamieMarchi taking an incredibly long time to get certain lines down as the Narrator.narrator.



* Episode 1: At Italy's behest, Germany invents a coffee substitute to address the coffee shortage.

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* Episode 1: '''Episode 1:''' At Italy's behest, Germany invents a coffee substitute to address the coffee shortage.


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* '''Episode 2:''' "The W Academy-- a unique school where the countries of the world [[Franchise/Xmen hone their mutant pow--]] ahem, I mean, live the student life."
** Germany lays out the premise of the episode:
--> '''Germany:''' Alright. The focus of our next issue is clubs.
--> '''[[TheDitz Italy:]]''' Awwww! [[LiteralMinded But blunt force trauma is such a downer]]!
** Madrigal Club:
--> '''Estonia:''' The one most important thing about the madrigals is that the Soviet bloc wants to lock us in the basement...
--> '''Russia:''' (Peering out from behind a wall, radiating his purple death aura) [[CuteButPsycho If you die, I get great pleasure-smile]].
--> '''Germany:''' Gott in Himmel!
--> '''America:''' (shoves Russia's head down and talks over him) Bro, enough of that! Start asking questions about my daring dudes already! We do cool crap 380 days a year! You can quote me on that. What the-- WAUGH! (Russia's prehensile scarf wraps around him) The Cold War's over, dude, cut it out!
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* Episode 1: At Italy's behest, Germany invents a coffee substitute to address the coffee shortage.
--> '''Germany:''' Here ve go, Italy! Zis is a coffee made from dandelions! [[LargeHam DO YOU LOVE IT?!]]
** Japan is [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness deeply unsettled]] when he walks in on Germany tenderly gathering dandelions for the coffee. [[http://orig10.deviantart.net/6f51/f/2013/070/3/0/motivational_poster__beautiful_world__2__by_shadowsatdusk-d5xp4xc.png]]
--> '''Japan:''' Why is Germany picking pletty frowers like France??

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* '''World Series episode 41:''' France crossdresses. He gets England in on the trend too.

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* '''World Series episode 41:''' [[WholesomeCrossdresser France crossdresses.crossdresses]]. He gets England in on the trend too.



** Further demonstrating his slavery to French fashion, England spies on France's people to find the latest fashion trends. What does he find himself face-to-face with? The cockpiece!
--> '''Narrator:''' Basically, what we got here is a pocket that doubles as a giant fake penis. Hooray fashion! I am personally daring anyone to bring that one back.
**On a different note, Chibi Romano gives Spain a rusty old sword. Spain's reaction? Panting with his tongue out like a dog.
--> '''Spain:''' I'll never let it out of my sight! [[InnocentInnuendo I'll sleep with it]] and name it Jorge!
--> '''Chibi Romano:''' It's just garbage...



* '''World Series episode 43:''' A grave-voiced narrator details the various dangerous factions in fifteenth century Europe: the Netherlands, the Teutonic Knights, the Ulus of Jochi, the Ottoman Empire, and then, "The Holy Roman Empire isn't even worth our time." Ouch.

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* '''World Series episode 43:''' A grave-voiced narrator details the various dangerous factions in fifteenth century Europe: [[UsefulNotes/TheNetherlands the Netherlands, Netherlands]], [[TheTeutonicKnights the Teutonic Knights, Knights]], [[HordesFromTheEast the Ulus of Jochi, Jochi]], [[UsefulNotes/Turkey the Ottoman Empire, Empire]], and then, "The [[HolyRomanEmpire Holy Roman Empire Empire]] isn't even worth our time." Ouch.



* '''World Series episode 47:''' America reads off his boss's demands to Japan. It includes "an area where Americans can walk freely and, uh, do some shopping and possibly get a nice haircut" and ends with, "They should be treated like royalty at all times because if you don't, they can get very loud and scary, which is really just another way of saying 'raining death upon your peaceful island nation'." Japan looks devastated. Japan's translator peeps out from behind the screen door and says, "Punch him, now! Come on! One-punch!"

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* '''World Series episode 47:''' America reads off his boss's demands to Japan. It includes "an area where Americans can walk freely and, uh, do some shopping and possibly get a nice haircut" and ends with, "They should be treated like royalty at all times because if you don't, they can get very loud and scary, [[AnOfferYouCantRefuse which is really just another way of saying 'raining death upon your peaceful island nation'." "]] Japan looks devastated. Japan's translator peeps out from behind the screen door and says, "Punch him, now! Come on! One-punch!"

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** "WHAT DID YOU DO TO PANDA?"



** Germany "proposing" to Italy. While a shocked waiter looks on. And Italy looking like completely like a fish out of water. It had to be Hungary [[LampshadeHanging Lampshading]] the fact that it would be so damn hilarious that really turned the funny up to 11. That is all.

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** Germany "proposing" to Italy. With a tomato-shaped ring. While a shocked waiter looks on. And Italy looking like completely like a fish out of water. It had to be Hungary [[LampshadeHanging Lampshading]] the fact that it would be so damn hilarious that really turned the funny up to 11. That is all.



-->'''England:''' I say, I've never broken out of jail as easily before! (Smirks)

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-->'''England:''' -->'''England:'''* *Sexy face* I'm so hot, I say, I've never broken out of jail as easily before! (Smirks)could kiss myself.



* '''World Series episode 41:''' France crossdresses. He gets England in on the trend too.
** "Now, are you going to tell me why you're dressed like my aunt Fanny?"
** Watching France twirl around, Young!England comments, "Pretty dresses aren't really my thing, but you go girl!"
** The narrator explains this phenomenon as, "In the 11th Century--I know, "snore"--but this involves fashion and crossdressing so it's ''like'' history but fun! In the 11th Century, dudes started dressing like girls, in long fluttering tunics that the intellectuals hated because they set the nethers free, if you catch my drift. Due to the Norman Conquest anything cool in France would end up in Britain where it got twisted into something somehow less fashionable but more gay. ^_^"



* Britain after escaping from the Italian prison the first time: *Sexy face* "I'm so hot, I could kiss myself."



* "No, I am not [[JapaneseRanguage Flance]]."
* The scene with France crossdressing. That is all.
** Young!England watching France spin around:
-->'''Young!England:''' Pretty dresses aren't really my thing, but you go girl!
** The Narrator's response:
-->'''Narrator:''' In the 11th Century--I know, "snore"--but this involves fashion and crossdressing so it's ''like'' history but fun! In the 11th Century, dudes started dressing like girls, in long fluttering tunics that the intellectuals hated because they set the nethers free, if you catch my drift. Due to the Norman Conquest anything cool in France would end up in Britain where it got twisted into something somehow less fashionable but more gay. ^_^

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* "No, I am not [[JapaneseRanguage Flance]]."
* The scene with France crossdressing. That is all.
** Young!England watching France spin around:
-->'''Young!England:''' Pretty dresses aren't really my thing, but you go girl!
** The Narrator's response:
-->'''Narrator:''' In the 11th Century--I know, "snore"--but this involves fashion and crossdressing so it's ''like'' history but fun! In the 11th Century, dudes started dressing like girls, in long fluttering tunics that the intellectuals hated because they set the nethers free, if you catch my drift. Due to the Norman Conquest anything cool in France would end up in Britain where it got twisted into something somehow less fashionable but more gay. ^_^

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* The BrickJoke in "Black Ships" about America making [[FriendToAllLivingThings friends with whales]] and England's subsequent emotional kick in the groin when America rejects his offer of friendship.

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* The BrickJoke in "Black Ships" about America making [[FriendToAllLivingThings America]] [[http://38.media.tumblr.com/b6542a2fb813d1bbca10fb5cc622cee5/tumblr_mmc60sH81M1rt302po1_500.gif making friends with whales]] and England's subsequent emotional kick in the groin when America rejects his offer of friendship.friendship.
--> '''America:''' Not on your life, sucker!



* The strip that describes how the Nordics band together to create a product. Finland designs, Sweden builds, Denmark sells, Norway criticizes. Iceland? He sits around with munchies. "What? Were you expecting me to do something?"



** Not to mention Germany's [[Maedo maid outfit]] with (if Prussia is to be believed) fishnet tights. He's shuddering just looking at it. [[http://orig02.deviantart.net/e477/f/2013/095/b/a/neko_maid_germany_by_hoozuki-d60j7oh.jpg See it here.]]

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** Not to mention Germany's [[Maedo maid outfit]] outfit with (if Prussia is to be believed) fishnet tights. He's shuddering just looking at it. [[http://orig02.deviantart.net/e477/f/2013/095/b/a/neko_maid_germany_by_hoozuki-d60j7oh.jpg See it here.]]



-->'''Guy:''' (Appearing from behind a wall) A thrashing for free? That sounds jolly! Can you see me? (Waves) I'm from Aberdeen, Scotland! (A fanfare plays) I'm studying espionage here in Rome with a minor in 14th-century homicide! They like to call me Oliver—

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-->'''Guy:''' -->'''[[GenkiGirl Guy:]]''' (Appearing from behind a wall) A thrashing for free? That sounds jolly! Can you see me? (Waves) I'm from Aberdeen, Scotland! (A fanfare plays) I'm studying espionage here in Rome with a minor in 14th-century homicide! They like to call me Oliver—



** On a different note, Japan and America are respectively horrified by the other's French fry serving sizes.
* '''World Series episode 39:''' Hungry, Prussia, and his crotch cloth.

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** On a different note, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCmUCV7QmM8 Japan and America are respectively horrified by the other's French fry serving sizes.
sizes.]]
* '''World Series episode 39:''' Hungry, Prussia, and Hungary is injured, so Prussia offers to wrap her wounds with his [[MemeticMutation crotch cloth. cloth]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PetCT0fAPOY See it here.]]

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**Not to mention Germany's [[Maedo maid outfit]] with (if Prussia is to be believed) fishnet tights. He's shuddering just looking at it. [[http://orig02.deviantart.net/e477/f/2013/095/b/a/neko_maid_germany_by_hoozuki-d60j7oh.jpg See it here.]]



* The "Red Devil" strip, when Germany has noticed that N. Italy has thrown the pin instead of the grenade.



* '''World Series episode 46:''' The translator explains baseball to Japan as, "It's some kind of game. You need a stick, a ball, [[{{Refuge in Audacity}} and steroids]]."
* '''World Series episode 47:''' America reads off his boss's demands to Japan. It includes "an area where Americans can walk freely and, uh, do some shopping and possibly get a nice haircut" and ends with, "They should be treated like royalty at all times because if you don't, they can get very loud and scary, which is really just another way of saying 'raining death upon your peaceful island nation'." Japan looks devastated. Japan's translator peeps out from behind the screen door and says, "Punch him, now! Come on! One-punch!"
** "Simple things, like... teaching them the secret to looking good in a kimono, unilateral most-favored nation treatment towards Americans, and calling them random superhero names."



* The way in which the translator explains baseball to Japan is: "It's some kind of game. You need a stick, a ball, [[{{Refuge in Audacity}} and steroids]]."

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* Sweden wants to take Estonia and Latvia with him, but they tell him he has to go through Poland first:
-->'''Poland:''' They filled me in. So, you're Sweden, huh? Do you have a pair on you or what? You can't just show up and try to take what's rightfully mine! Estonia and Latvia are staay-iiinng!"
-->'''Sweden:''' How come.
-->'''Poland:''' What? How come? Well...it's like this....I mean...I...they both belong to me...and I don't like you! So...I will never, like, ever, give them to you, so sit on that!
-->'''Sweden:''' I see...
** This is followed by a three-second stare-down from Sweden before Poland cowers behind Lithuania.



* '''World Series episode 26:''' Japan is worried about his high blood pressure, so Germany takes charge of his diet.

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* '''World Series episode 26:''' Japan is worried about his high blood pressure, so Germany [[DrillSergeantNasty Germany]] [[DietEpisode takes charge of his diet. diet.]]



-->'''Prussia:''' Tuh! (hovering around Germany) How can you turn down a perfectly good beer? Beer! BEER! (Tapping Germany on the head with the beer glass) Don't try to deny it— no, it's beer. Your favorite zing in the whole vorld! Okay, stop it. Now you're really starting to freak me out. I-I c-can't... (Drinking the beer) If you don't drink any, I'll have to make a new rule! One zat vill have you running srough ze streets naked! ...I can't believe that didn't work on you. You— you hate all zings that are nude-y und fun...

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-->'''Prussia:''' Tuh! (hovering around Germany) How can you turn down a perfectly good beer? Beer! BEER! (Tapping Germany on the head with the beer glass) Don't try to deny it— no, it's beer. Your favorite zing in the whole vorld! Okay, stop it. Now you're really starting to freak me out. I-I c-can't... (Drinking the beer) If you don't drink any, I'll have to make a new rule! One zat vill have you running srough ze streets naked! ...I can't believe that didn't work on you. You— you hate all zings that are nude-y und fun...



-->'''Prussia''' (Spitting out his beer and spraying Germany) GERMANY'S REFUSING TO DRINK BEER! Ahahaha hahaha! Aha.. oh my God... (Cut to a shot of a fresh bandage on Prussia's forehead with a fuming Germany in the background) You know, part of why I'm so awesome is because I drink beer. Ze awesome taste of zis stuff almost brings awesome tears to my awesome eyes. Yes, it's so true. I love it. (in a whisper) It's so salty zough.

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-->'''Prussia''' (Spitting out his beer and spraying Germany) GERMANY'S REFUSING TO DRINK BEER! Ahahaha hahaha! Aha.. oh my God... (Cut to a shot of a fresh bandage on Prussia's forehead with a fuming Germany in the background) You know, part of why I'm so awesome is because I drink beer. Ze awesome taste of zis stuff almost brings awesome tears to my awesome eyes. Yes, it's so true. I love it. (in a whisper) It's so salty zough.



** [[WatchingTheSunsetChina and America watch a sunset.]] After a moment of thoughtful reflection, THIS happens.

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** [[WatchingTheSunsetChina [[WatchingTheSunset China and America watch a sunset.]] After a moment of thoughtful reflection, THIS happens.



* This exchange:
-->'''Poland:''' They filled me in. So, you're Sweden, huh? Do you have a pair on you or what? You can't just show up and try to take what's rightfully mine! Estonia and Latvia are staay-iiinng!"
-->'''Sweden:''' How come.
-->'''Poland:''' What? How come? Well...it's like this....I mean...I...they both belong to me...and I don't like you! So...I will never, like, ever, give them to you, so sit on that!
-->'''Sweden:''' I see...
** This is followed by a three-second stare-down from Sweden before Poland cowers behind Lithuania.
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-->'''Austria:''' You don't have to spit. You could try asking me nicely. (Gets up and walks over to the telephone) I'll just see what Italy's doing— (surprised when Germany rushes over and plunks a cup of tea next to him)

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-->'''Austria:''' You don't have to spit. You could try asking me nicely. (Gets up and walks over to the telephone) I'll just see what Italy's doing— (surprised when Germany rushes over and plunks a cup of tea next to him)



-->'''Austria:''' (Sips from his tea) You know, it'd be even better if I could have some--

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-->'''Austria:''' (Sips from his tea) You know, it'd be even better if I could have some--



--> '''Hungary''': Shut up! Someone who is afraid of the ghost of a doughnut has no right to judge!

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--> '''Hungary''': Shut up! [[ItMakesSenseInContext Someone who is afraid of the ghost of a doughnut has no right to judge! judge!]]



--> '''Hungary''': Don't bother! I don't need help from a crap-sicle!

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--> '''Hungary''': [[DontYouDarePityMe Don't bother! I don't need help from a crap-sicle! crap-sicle!]]



--> '''Prussia''': (Holds up two strips of cloth, ripped from the very front of his coat) Show me to your vound! I'll wrap it!

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--> '''Prussia''': (Holds up two strips of cloth, ripped from the very front part of his coat) coat by his crotch) [[AfterActionPatchup Show me to your vound! I'll wrap it! it!]]



--> '''Prussia''': Come on, I'm going to help! Like it or not!
--> '''Hungary''': NO! Get avay from me!

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--> '''Prussia''': [[InvokedTrope Come on, I'm going to help! Like it or not!
not!]]
--> '''Hungary''': [[DefiedTrope NO! Get avay from me!me!]]



* '''World Series episode 45:''' China, about the food America had on him when they shipwrecked: "This is great. We'll die of type II diabetes before we ever starve to death."
** China reacts to America lifting up his shirt and having junk food pour out: "SPOM, AND SNACKERS?! Why were you only carrying piglets and sugar bar?"

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* '''World Series episode 45:''' China, about the food China and America had are shipwrecked on him when they shipwrecked: "This an island. Stereotypes abound.
** China reacts to America lifting up his shirt and having junk food pour out: "SPOM, AND SNACKERS?! Why were you only carrying piglets and sugar bar? This
is great. We'll die of type II diabetes before we ever starve to death."
** China reacts to America lifting up his shirt and having junk food pour out: "SPOM, AND SNACKERS?! Why were you only carrying piglets and sugar bar?"
"



** China and America watch a sunset. After a moment of thoughtful reflection, THIS happens.

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** China [[WatchingTheSunsetChina and America watch a sunset. sunset.]] After a moment of thoughtful reflection, THIS happens.

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* '''World Series episode 51:''' America can't find a European nation on his (America-only) map. He decides to check Google Maps.
-->'''England''': We can't Google stuff in 1942! You asshat!

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**This exchange:
-->'''China:''' If you not pay attention to what you eat, you die alone fat in front of TV.
-->'''America:''' (cheerfully) That's right, but I like it that way! How else am I supposed to numb myself to my impending financial self-destruction?
** China and America watch a sunset. After a moment of thoughtful reflection, THIS happens.
-->'''America:''' Hey, don't ya think if I put a crappy hotel here, I could make a ton of easy cash off of tourists?
-->'''China:''' That's great idea! You could build a hotel and I could supply you with [[BlackComedy political pris—]] I mean, cheap labor!
* '''World Series episode 51:''' America can't find a European nation on his (America-only) map. He [[InvokedTrope decides to check check]] [[AnachronismStew Google Maps.
Maps]].
-->'''England''': [[LampshadeHanging We can't Google stuff in 1942! 1942!]] You asshat!

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** With some advice, England [[PaperThinDisguse disguises himself as an Italian]] to blend in, including an Italian suit, slicked-back Austria hair, and a taped-on Italian IdiotHair. Seeing is believing: [[http://www.hetarchive.net/scanlations/files/itade7.gif]]

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** With some advice, England [[PaperThinDisguse [[PaperThinDisguise disguises himself as an Italian]] to blend in, including an Italian suit, slicked-back Austria hair, and a taped-on Italian IdiotHair. Seeing is believing: [[http://www.hetarchive.net/scanlations/files/itade7.gif]]



**On a different note, Japan and America are respectively horrified by the other's French fry serving sizes.



* '''World Series episode 42:''' Chibi Romano meets Belgium.
**-->'''Chibi Romano:''' Besame, baby! Kiss me, kiss me! Smoochy smoochy! Kissy kissy... Besame me! Kiss my face! Besame! Kiss my face right now! KIIIIISSSSS MMMMEEEEEEEE! KIIIIISSSSY FAAAAACE!
* '''World Series episode 43:''' A grave-voiced narrator details the various dangerous factions in fifteenth century Europe: the Netherlands, the Teutonic Knights, the Ulus of Jochi, the Ottoman Empire, and then, "The Holy Roman Empire isn't even worth our time." Ouch.



** SPOM, AND SNACKERS?!
** This is followed up by China described the food as "piglets and sugar bars".

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** SPOM, AND SNACKERS?!
** This is followed up by
China described the reacts to America lifting up his shirt and having junk food as "piglets pour out: "SPOM, AND SNACKERS?! Why were you only carrying piglets and sugar bars".bar?"
**"Unfortunately, if we don't find shelter before a storm blows in, we could die of exposure or be forced to share our body heat. This is a matter of gay or death."



* The dub of the "Besame!" scene. Chibi Romano may have been adorable in the original, but he's hilarious in the dub.
-->'''Chibi Romano:''' Besame, baby! Kiss me, kiss me! Smoochy smoochy! Kissy kissy... Besame me! Kiss my face! Besame! Kiss my face right now! KIIIIISSSSS MMMMEEEEEEEE! KIIIIISSSSY FAAAAACE!

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* '''World Series episode 34:''' England is trying to escape from Italy again. He seems quite confident, since he just got some unintentional advice from Germany, and then he orders something from a cafe. The moment he orders ale, Germany jumps at him and wraps the guy's head with the newspaper he was hidden behind.



* '''World Series episode 51:''' There's a polar bear gnawing on Russia's head. He has to call Canada for assistance.
-->'''Russia:''' Oh, Canada! Surprise, it's me! I'm wanting to know how one would get polar bear to stop gnawing on one's head... Yes. Right now would be preferable.



* '''World Series episode 34:''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA5e8Iwb3Mc "You're a big dream-killing liar face-hole!"]]
** "WHY IS MY HEAD COVERED IN NEWSPAPER?"

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* '''World Series episode 34:''' England is trying to escape from Italy again. He seems quite confident, since he just got some unintentional advice from Germany ("I got it now! Thanks for all the information, sucker!" "BRITAINNNN!"), and then he orders something stereotypically British from a cafe. The moment he orders ale, Germany jumps at him and wraps the guy's head with [[NewspaperThinDisguise the newspaper he was hidden behind]].
**-->'''England:''' WHY IS MY HEAD COVERED IN NEWSPAPER?
**And this:
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA5e8Iwb3Mc "You're a big dream-killing liar face-hole!"]]
** "WHY IS MY HEAD COVERED IN NEWSPAPER?"* '''World Series episode 38:''' The Axis meal-paying song. "And the Italian was thinking about how to appropriately say thank you to the sucker who ended up paying for his entire meal", indeed. Watch it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdYc6p9qegY here]] or [[http://www.watchcartoononline.com/hetalia-world-series-episode-38-english-dubbed here]]



** So there's a polar bear gnawing on Russia's head. He has to call Canada for assistance.
-->'''Russia:''' Oh, Canada! Surprise, it's me! I'm wanting to know how one would get polar bear to stop gnawing on one's head... Yes. Right now would be preferable.



* When Spain goes to "support" Romano after the latter finds out that there's no pasta or tomatoes to eat, and we see one of the few times where Romano is genuinely happy to see Spain instead of the verbal abuse he usually throws at him. And Spain's support? A [[ParodyMagicSpell cheering up magic spell]] in which he outsretches his arms and says three times: "Spell! Spell! Spell!" And the usually mouthy Romano? He's [[StunnedSilence stunned into silence.]]

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* When Spain goes to "support" Romano after the latter finds out that there's no pasta or tomatoes to eat, and we see one of the few times where Romano is genuinely happy to see Spain instead of the verbal abuse he usually throws at him. And Spain's support? A [[ParodyMagicSpell cheering up magic spell]] in which he outsretches outstretches his arms and says three times: "Spell! Spell! Spell!" And the usually mouthy Romano? He's [[StunnedSilence stunned into silence.]]
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** '''Russia:''' Oh, Canada! Surprise, it's me! I'm wanting to know how one would get polar bear to stop gnawing on one's head... Yes. Right now would be preferable.

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** '''Russia:''' -->'''Russia:''' Oh, Canada! Surprise, it's me! I'm wanting to know how one would get polar bear to stop gnawing on one's head... Yes. Right now would be preferable.



** With some advice, England disguises himself as an Italian to blend in, including slicked-back Austria hair and a taped-on Italian Idiot Hair. Seeing is believing: [[http://www.hetarchive.net/scanlations/files/itade7.gif]]
-->'''England:''' Kinda feels nice for a change. I might even start getting drunk at noon and flatulating publicly... Ah, this is the life. It's so much more fun than arguing about the next cricket roster for the ICC World Cup while drinking warm beer around ugly women. Seriously. (Noticing Germany looking for him, but passing him over) Mhmhm, Germany doesn't even notice me now. Look how stupid he looks. He's wearing steel blue wool in the summer. Tragic. Well, now that I'm super slick, I can slide across the border whenever I want, so I guess it wouldn't hurt to do a little more shopping in order to stock up for the fall. (Germany stops to scrutinize him for a long moment, while England smirks and does nothing. Cut to a scene where Germany is dragging England off to jail again, disguise and all.)

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** With some advice, England [[PaperThinDisguse disguises himself as an Italian Italian]] to blend in, including an Italian suit, slicked-back Austria hair hair, and a taped-on Italian Idiot Hair.IdiotHair. Seeing is believing: [[http://www.hetarchive.net/scanlations/files/itade7.gif]]
-->'''England:''' Kinda feels nice for a change. I might even start getting drunk at noon and flatulating publicly... Ah, this is the life. It's so much more fun than arguing about the next cricket roster for the ICC World Cup while drinking warm beer around ugly women. Seriously. (Noticing Germany looking for him, but passing him over) Mhmhm, Germany doesn't even notice me now. Look how stupid he looks. He's wearing steel blue wool in the summer. Tragic. Well, now that I'm super slick, I can slide across the border whenever I want, so I guess it wouldn't hurt to do a little more shopping in order to stock up for the fall. (Germany stops to scrutinize him for a long moment, while England smirks and does nothing. Cut to a scene where Germany is dragging England off to jail again, disguise and all.)
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**With some advice, England disguises himself as an Italian to blend in, including slicked-back Austria hair and a taped-on Italian Idiot Hair. Seeing is believing: [[http://www.hetarchive.net/scanlations/files/itade7.gif]]
-->'''England:''' Kinda feels nice for a change. I might even start getting drunk at noon and flatulating publicly... Ah, this is the life. It's so much more fun than arguing about the next cricket roster for the ICC World Cup while drinking warm beer around ugly women. Seriously. (Noticing Germany looking for him, but passing him over) Mhmhm, Germany doesn't even notice me now. Look how stupid he looks. He's wearing steel blue wool in the summer. Tragic. Well, now that I'm super slick, I can slide across the border whenever I want, so I guess it wouldn't hurt to do a little more shopping in order to stock up for the fall. (Germany stops to scrutinize him for a long moment, while England smirks and does nothing. Cut to a scene where Germany is dragging England off to jail again, disguise and all.)

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* '''World Series episode 34:''' In the World series, where England is trying to escape from Italy. He seems quite confident, since he just got some unintentional advice from Germany, and then he orders something from a cafe. The moment he orders ale, Germany jumps at him and wraps the guy's head with the newspaper he was hidden behind.

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* '''World Series episode 34:''' In the World series, where England is trying to escape from Italy.Italy again. He seems quite confident, since he just got some unintentional advice from Germany, and then he orders something from a cafe. The moment he orders ale, Germany jumps at him and wraps the guy's head with the newspaper he was hidden behind.



** ...Only for Germany to catch him three seconds later. The narrator explains this by saying, "They say British soldiers who escaped in Italy were easy to spot, probably because they weren't Italian and they didn't speak Italian. Also, they didn't smell like garlic."
* '''World Series episode 33:''' After Germany catches England escaping the first time, he begins to lecture Italy and Romano about how he has to train them some more. While he tells them this, [[ComicallySerious in a completely serious voice]], Italy is sobbing loudly and Romano is screaming while punching him. Germany breaks off mid-sentence to shout at them "AND WILL YOU SHUT UP WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU?"

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** ...** [[ThwartedEscape ...Only for Germany to catch him three seconds later. ]] The narrator explains this by saying, "They say British soldiers who escaped in Italy were easy to spot, probably because they weren't Italian and they didn't speak Italian. Also, they didn't smell like garlic."
* '''World Series episode 33:''' After Germany catches England escaping the first time, he begins to lecture Italy and Romano about how he has to train them some more. While he tells them this, [[ComicallySerious in a completely serious voice]], Italy is sobbing loudly and Romano is screaming while punching him. Germany breaks off mid-sentence to shout at them "AND WILL VILL YOU SHUT UP WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU?"YOU?" Then England escapes for the second time while his captors are being distracted by a lecture.
-->'''England:''' (With mice on his head) That's no good at all. My clothes look like I just dug a tunnel with my hands, teeth, and the help of some friendly mice.
-->'''Guy:''' (Offscreen) Britain, is that you?
-->'''England:''' Huh? Show yourself! But be warned, if you try and stop my escape, you'll get a sound thrashing!
-->'''Guy:''' (Appearing from behind a wall) A thrashing for free? That sounds jolly! Can you see me? (Waves) I'm from Aberdeen, Scotland! (A fanfare plays) I'm studying espionage here in Rome with a minor in 14th-century homicide! They like to call me Oliver—
-->'''England:''' YOU'RE THE WORST SPY I'VE EVER SEEN!



-->'''Tatum:''' Please uh, ladies and gentlemen, don't ever actually do that to anyone, uh, in loo of marriage.

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-->'''Tatum:''' Please uh, ladies and gentlemen, don't ever actually do that to anyone, uh, in loo lieu of marriage.

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* '''World Series episode 32:''' This exchange after the Italian brothers catch Britain:

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* '''World Series episode 32:''' This exchange after [[FunnyBackgroundEvent England tries to threaten the Italian Italy twins into letting him go]]:
-->'''England''': Damn you stupid macaroni brothers! You can't keep me locked up like this! I'm an Englishman! You better let me out right now, or I swear I'll make documentaries for your stupid radios! You hear me? DOCUMENTARIES!
** Meanwhile, the Italy
brothers catch Britain:are arguing with each other, completely ignoring England.



** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent England tries to threaten the Italy twins into letting him go]]:
-->'''England''': I'll make documentaries for your stupid radios! You hear me? DOCUMENTARIES!
** Earlier in that spiel:
-->'''England''': YOU CAN'T KEEP ME LOCKED IN HERE! I'M AN ENGLISHMAN!

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** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent England tries to threaten tunnels out of his cell while the Italys are distracted (and eventually out cold) with their argument.
-->'''England:''' I say, I've never broken out of jail as easily before! (Smirks)
**...Only for Germany to catch him three seconds later. The narrator explains this by saying, "They say British soldiers who escaped in
Italy twins into letting him go]]:
-->'''England''': I'll make documentaries for your stupid radios! You hear me? DOCUMENTARIES!
** Earlier in that spiel:
-->'''England''': YOU CAN'T KEEP ME LOCKED IN HERE! I'M AN ENGLISHMAN!
were easy to spot, probably because they weren't Italian and they didn't speak Italian. Also, they didn't smell like garlic."

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* '''World Series episode 17:''' "Running Away With Su-san" was amusing enough, but then it got animated. From the sparkly, [[{{HoYay}} dating sim-esque]] title, to Finland's amazing scream at Sweden's face (with ScareChord!), to the climax, in which Sweden drapes his arm over Finland as the first movement of Beethoven's 5th Symphony plays.

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* '''World Series episode 17:''' "Running Away With Su-san" was amusing enough, but then it got animated. From the sparkly, [[{{HoYay}} dating sim-esque]] title, to Finland's amazing scream at seeing Sweden's face inches from his (with ScareChord!), to the climax, in which Sweden drapes his arm over Finland as the first movement of Beethoven's 5th Symphony plays.



* '''World Series episode 39:''' After Italy modifies a car it shoots him into the sky and he screams "Ve!" the whole way. And then there's how Germany thinks Italy is gone forever when he just gets stuck in a tree.

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* '''World Series episode 39:''' After Italy modifies a car car, it shoots him into the sky and he screams "Ve!" the whole way. And then there's how Germany thinks Italy is gone forever when he just gets stuck in a tree.



** Chibi Romano asking Belgium for a kiss. Then when she agrees, he gets really shy and starts blushing.



**Lithuania wasn't up to it.



* '''World Series episode 51:''' The polar bear gnawing on Russia's head.

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* '''World Series episode 51:''' The There's a polar bear gnawing on Russia's head.head. He has to call Canada for assistance.
**'''Russia:''' Oh, Canada! Surprise, it's me! I'm wanting to know how one would get polar bear to stop gnawing on one's head... Yes. Right now would be preferable.

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-->'''One guy:''' Guys! Ve are in trouble! Germany just told me he didn't vant BEER!
-->'''Everyone:''' (collective gasp) Vhat? (ad libbing) Das ist schlecht! [[note]]meaning "This is bad!" in German[[/note]] This is serious! This vorld is coming to an end!

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-->'''One guy:''' -->'''Soldier''': Germany! You look awful man! Have a beer, that vill help!
-->'''Germany''': Hey, you know vhat? That does sound good! I think I vill have one! (Sees Japan eating and stops reaching for thebeer) No... Thank you, but, give it to my big brother instead.
-->'''Soldier:''' Vha? (Runs over to a group of people)
Guys! Ve are in trouble! Germany just told me he didn't vant BEER!
-->'''Everyone:''' (collective gasp) Vhat? (ad libbing) (talking among themselves) Das ist schlecht! [[note]]meaning "This is bad!" in German[[/note]] This is serious! This vorld is coming to an end!



* In one episode, all the Germans start to act like the world is ending when Germany won't drink beer (one of them even screams "THE VORLD IS COMING TO AN END!") only for [[CrazyAwesome Prussia]] to show up and try to prove them wrong. Needless to say, HilarityEnsues.
-->'''Soldier''': Germany! You look awful man! Have a beer, that vill help!
-->'''Germany''': Hey, you know vhat? That does sound good! I think I vill have one! *Hears Japan eating and stops reaching for beer* No... Thank you, but, give it to my big brother instead.
-->'''Soldier''': VHA!? *Runs over to a group of people* Guys! Ve're in trouble!
-->'''Other Soldiers''': Huh?
-->'''Soldier''': Germany just told me he didn't vant beer!
-->'''Other Soldiers''': Ah! *Yelling and Unintelligible words* The vorld is coming to an end!
-->'''Prussia''': Calm down, freaks! Him und I share the same awesome blood, vhich is made of beer! No vay Germany turned it down! I'll check on him und show you! Vatch and see losers! *Goes up to Germany* Hey, brohas! Rumor has it your not drinking beer! Vhat's that about? A-HA-HA-HA-HA! Did someone threaten you? How fun.
-->'''Germany''': Don't take it personally, but could you please stay away from me vith that?
-->'''Prussia''': HUH!? But today's beer is better than it normally is! Come on! You at least have to have a taste!
-->'''Germany''': No, please! I can't even look at it! Just go away!
-->'''Prussia''': Uh!? Vait! How can you turn down a perfectly good beer! BEER! BEER! Don't try to deny it! Nope! It's beer! Your favorite thing in the whole vorld! O-okay, stop it. Now you're really starting to freak me out! I can't take it! If you don't drink any I'll make a new rule! One that vill have you running through the streets naked! ... I can't believe that didn't vork on you... You hate all things that are nude und fun... *Drinks his beer*
-->'''Germany''': Go away... Just leave me alone!
-->'''Prussia''': *Spits beer on Germany's face* Germany refusing to drink beer! A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! *Reappears with a bandaid on his head* You know, part of vhy I'm so awesome is because I drink beer. The awesome taste of this stuff almost brings awesome tears to my awesome eyes! ...yep...it's so true...I love it... This one's salty, though.
** This Troper always cracks up when he hears Prussia shouting "CALM DOWN, FREAKS!" (due to how randomly he called them "freaks").
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--> '''Hungry''': Hey.

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--> '''Hungry''': '''Hungary''': Hey.



--> '''Hungry''': Shut up! Someone who is afraid of the ghost of a doughnut has no right to judge!
--> '''Prussia''': Oh no! You heard! Like really badly too!
--> '''Hungry''': Shut up, again, I'm just fine!

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--> '''Hungry''': '''Hungary''': Shut up! Someone who is afraid of the ghost of a doughnut has no right to judge!
--> '''Prussia''': Oh no! You heard! You're hurt! Like really badly too!
--> '''Hungry''': '''Hungary''': Shut up, again, I'm just fine!



--> '''Hungry''': Don't bother! I don't need help from a crap-sicle!

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--> '''Hungry''': '''Hungary''': Don't bother! I don't need help from a crap-sicle!



--> '''Hungry''': Yeah, well blame Turkey and his crew. And, seriously, don't help me. Go away. *ripping noise*
--> '''Prussia''': Show me to your vound! I'll wrap it!
--> '''Hungry''': Of all the parts you could have torn, why did you tear the cloth from that area!?

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--> '''Hungry''': '''Hungary''': Yeah, well vell blame Turkey and his crew. And, seriously, don't help me. Go away. *ripping noise*
--> '''Prussia''': (Holds up two strips of cloth, ripped from the very front of his coat) Show me to your vound! I'll wrap it!
--> '''Hungry''': '''Hungary''': Of all the parts you could have torn, why vhy did you tear the cloth from that area!?



--> '''Hungry''': NO! Get away from me!

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--> '''Hungry''': '''Hungary''': NO! Get away avay from me!



--> '''Hungry''': No means no! I don't want what's been down there close to me!

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--> '''Hungry''': '''Hungary''': No means no! I don't want vant what's been down there zhere close to me!



--> '''Hungry''': Get that nasty tainted fabric away from me!
--> '''Prussia''': Vhy? It's just an innocent crotch cloth! AHAHAHA- Oh?
--> '''Hungry''': Huh?
--> '''Prussia''': Aah.... boobies...

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--> '''Hungry''': '''Hungary''': Get that zat nasty tainted fabric away avay from me!
--> '''Prussia''': Vhy? It's just an innocent crotch cloth! AHAHAHA- Oh?
Oh? (Stops, looking dazed)
--> '''Hungry''': '''Hungary''': Huh?
--> '''Prussia''': Aah....(Hungary's shirt has fallen open) Um... ah.... boobies...
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* '''World Series episode 27:''' Germany refuses an offer of beer, and everyone in the pub (who are all German, seeing as their uniforms are identical to Germany's) [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness freaks out]].
'''One guy:''' Guys! Ve are in trouble! Germany just told me he didn't vant BEER!
'''Everyone:''' (collective gasp) Vhat? (ad libbing) Das ist schlecht! [[note]]meaning "This is bad!" in German[[/note]] This is serious! This vorld is coming to an end!

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* '''World Series episode 27:''' [[NationalStereotypes/WesternEurope Germany refuses an offer of beer, beer]], and everyone in the pub (who are all German, seeing as their uniforms are identical to Germany's) [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness freaks out]].
'''One -->'''One guy:''' Guys! Ve are in trouble! Germany just told me he didn't vant BEER!
'''Everyone:''' -->'''Everyone:''' (collective gasp) Vhat? (ad libbing) Das ist schlecht! [[note]]meaning "This is bad!" in German[[/note]] This is serious! This vorld is coming to an end!



-->'''Prussia:''' Calm down, fweaks! He und I share the same awesome blood, vhich is made of beer! Zere's no vay he turned it down! I'll check on him und show you. Vatch und see, losers *winks* (Approaches Germany with a glass of beer in hand, with his pet bird flying around his head) Hey, brouhas! Rumor has it you're not drinking beer! Vhat's zat about? Ahahahaha! Did someone sreaten you? How fun!

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-->'''Prussia:''' Calm down, fweaks! He und I share the same awesome blood, vhich is made of beer! Zere's no vay he turned it down! I'll check on him und show you. [[AwesomeEgo Vatch und see, losers *winks* *winks*]] (Approaches Germany with a glass of beer in hand, with his pet bird flying around his head) Hey, brouhas! Rumor has it you're not drinking beer! Vhat's zat about? Ahahahaha! Did someone sreaten you? How fun!



-->'''Prussia:''' Tuh!(hovering around Germany) How can you turn down a perfectly good beer? Beer! BEER! (Tapping Germany on the head with the beer glass) Don't try to deny it— no, it's beer. Your favorite zing in the whole vorld! Okay, stop it. Now you're really starting to freak me out. I-I c-can't... (Drinking the beer) If you don't drink any, I'll have to make a new rule! One zat vill have you running srough ze streets naked! ...I can't believe that didn't work on you. You— you hate all zings that are nude-y und fun...

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-->'''Prussia:''' Tuh!(hovering Tuh! (hovering around Germany) How can you turn down a perfectly good beer? Beer! BEER! (Tapping Germany on the head with the beer glass) Don't try to deny it— no, it's beer. Your favorite zing in the whole vorld! Okay, stop it. Now you're really starting to freak me out. I-I c-can't... (Drinking the beer) If you don't drink any, I'll have to make a new rule! One zat vill have you running srough ze streets naked! ...I can't believe that didn't work on you. You— you hate all zings that are nude-y und fun...



-->'''Prussia''' (Spitting out his beer and spraying Germany) GERMANY'S REFUSING TO DRINK BEER! Ahahaha hahaha! Aha.. oh my God... (Cut to a fresh bandage on Prussia's forehead with a fuming Germany in the background) You know, part of why I'm so awesome is because I drink beer. Ze awesome taste of zis stuff almost brings awesome tears to my awesome eyes. Yes, it's so true. I love it. (in a whisper) It's so salty zough.

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-->'''Prussia''' (Spitting out his beer and spraying Germany) GERMANY'S REFUSING TO DRINK BEER! Ahahaha hahaha! Aha.. oh my God... (Cut to a shot of a fresh bandage on Prussia's forehead with a fuming Germany in the background) You know, part of why I'm so awesome is because I drink beer. Ze awesome taste of zis stuff almost brings awesome tears to my awesome eyes. Yes, it's so true. I love it. (in a whisper) It's so salty zough.
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* '''World Series episode 27:''' Germany refuses an offer of beer, and everyone in the pub (who are all German by their uniforms being identical to Germany's) [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness freaks out]].

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* '''World Series episode 27:''' Germany refuses an offer of beer, and everyone in the pub (who are all German by German, seeing as their uniforms being are identical to Germany's) [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness freaks out]].



-->'''Germany:''' (looks away) Don't take it personal, but could you please stay avay from me viz that?

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-->'''Germany:''' (looks (looking away) Don't take it personal, but could you please stay avay from me viz that?



-->'''Prussia:''' Tuh!(hovering around Germany) How can you turn down a perfectly good beer? Beer! BEER! (Tapping Germany on the head with the beer glass) Don't try to deny it— no, it's beer. Your favorite zing in the whole vorld! Okay, stop it. Now you're really starting to freak me out. I-I c-can't... (Drinking the beer) If you don't drink any, I'll have to make a new rule! One zat vill have you running srough ze streets naked! ...I can't believe that didn't work on you. You— you hate all zings that are nude-y and fun...

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-->'''Prussia:''' Tuh!(hovering around Germany) How can you turn down a perfectly good beer? Beer! BEER! (Tapping Germany on the head with the beer glass) Don't try to deny it— no, it's beer. Your favorite zing in the whole vorld! Okay, stop it. Now you're really starting to freak me out. I-I c-can't... (Drinking the beer) If you don't drink any, I'll have to make a new rule! One zat vill have you running srough ze streets naked! ...I can't believe that didn't work on you. You— you hate all zings that are nude-y and und fun...



-->'''Prussia''' (Spitting out his beer and spraying Germany) GERMANY'S REFUSING TO DRINK BEER! Ahahaha hahaha! Aha.. oh my God... (Cut to a fresh bandage on Prussia's forehead with a fuming Germany in the background) You know, part of why I'm so awesome is because I drink beer. Ze awesome taste of zis stuff almost brings tears to my awesome eyes.

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-->'''Prussia''' (Spitting out his beer and spraying Germany) GERMANY'S REFUSING TO DRINK BEER! Ahahaha hahaha! Aha.. oh my God... (Cut to a fresh bandage on Prussia's forehead with a fuming Germany in the background) You know, part of why I'm so awesome is because I drink beer. Ze awesome taste of zis stuff almost brings awesome tears to my awesome eyes. eyes. Yes, it's so true. I love it. (in a whisper) It's so salty zough.

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