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* Quaritch: [[spoiler: (After destroying the Home Tree) Nice work, boys; first round's on me.]] Of course he's the designated bad guy, so YourMileageMayVary on the humor in that.

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* Quaritch: [[spoiler: (After '''Quaritch:''' [[spoiler:(after destroying the Home Tree) Nice work, boys; first round's on me.]] Of course he's the designated bad guy, so YourMileageMayVary on the humor in that.



* Jake: Neytiri calls me "skxawng". It means "moron".

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* Jake: '''Jake:''' Neytiri calls me "skxawng". It means "moron".



-->'''Ripley''': How many drops is this for you lieutenant?

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-->'''Ripley''': How many drops is this for you you, lieutenant?

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* Oh come on, nobody? [[spoiler:"What the hell are you doing, Jake?"]]
* Jake: [[spoiler:Excuse me, this is my vid log.]]

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* Oh come on, nobody? [[spoiler:"What the hell are you doing, Jake?"]]
* Jake: [[spoiler:Excuse me, this is my vid log.]]Neytiri calls me "skxawng". It means "moron".
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-->'''Quaritch:''' "Oh you gotta be ''kidding'' me."

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-->'''Quaritch:''' "Oh Oh you gotta be ''kidding'' me."



-->'''Grace:''' "Those trees were sacred to the Omaticaya in a way you can't imagine."
-->'''Parker:''' "Oh, you know what, you throw a ''stick in the air'' around here, it's gonna land on some sacred fern for Christ's sake!"

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-->'''Grace:''' "Those Those trees were sacred to the Omaticaya in a way you can't imagine."
imagine.
-->'''Parker:''' "Oh, Oh, you know what, you throw a ''stick in the air'' around here, it's gonna land on some sacred fern for Christ's sake!"sake!
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---> '''Jake:''' "Hell yeah!"
---> '''Neytiri:''' *who has no idea what it means* "Hell yeah!"

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---> '''Jake:''' "Hell yeah!"
Hell yeah!
---> '''Neytiri:''' *who (who has no idea what it means* "Hell yeah!"means) Hell yeah!
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* Jake: [[spoiler:"Excuse me, this is my vid log."]]

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* Jake: [[spoiler:"Excuse [[spoiler:Excuse me, this is my vid log."]]]]

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* Oh come on, nobody? [[spoiler: "What the hell are you doing, Jake?"]]
* Jake: [[spoiler: "Excuse me, this is my vid log."]]

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* Oh come on, nobody? [[spoiler: "What [[spoiler:"What the hell are you doing, Jake?"]]
* Jake: [[spoiler: "Excuse [[spoiler:"Excuse me, this is my vid log."]]



-->'''Gorman''': Thirty eight... simulated.

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-->'''Gorman''': Thirty eight... simulated.



---->'''Grace:''' "They're just pissing on us without even giving us the courtesy of calling it rain."
* ''Crowning'' Moment of Funny? Reportedly, Sam Worthington, Jake's actor, emailed EntertainmentWeekly with his own ideas for a sequel.

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---->'''Grace:''' "They're They're just pissing on us without even giving us the courtesy of calling it rain."
rain.
* ''Crowning'' Moment of Funny? Reportedly, Sam Worthington, Jake's actor, emailed EntertainmentWeekly with his own ideas for a sequel.sequel:



* A hilarious moment from the deleted scenes of the collector's edition: Jake wakes up from his Avatar and goes looking for the others (Grace is outside) and he turns a corner, and Trudy and Norm appear to be in the middle of a love making session. Then Jake's voice over crowns the funny "Norm's attitude has improved lately"

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* A hilarious moment from the deleted scenes of the collector's edition: Jake wakes up from his Avatar and goes looking for the others (Grace is outside) and he turns a corner, and Trudy and Norm appear to be in the middle of a love making lovemaking session. Then Jake's voice over crowns the funny "Norm's attitude has improved lately"lately."



--->'''Neytiri:''' You call [it], beetle larvae.

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--->'''Neytiri:''' You call [it], [it] beetle larvae.



-->'''Parker:''' What the HELL have you people been smoking out there? They're just god damn trees!
* Chacon, during the final battle. "You're not the only one up here with a gun, bitch."

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-->'''Parker:''' What the HELL have you people been smoking out there? They're just god damn trees!
* Chacon, during the final battle. "You're not the only one up here with a gun, bitch."
goddamn trees!
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-->'''Parker:''' What the HELL have you people been smoking out there? They're just god damn trees!

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-->'''Parker:''' What the HELL have you people been smoking out there? They're just god damn trees!trees!
* Chacon, during the final battle. "You're not the only one up here with a gun, bitch."
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---> '''Sully:''' "Kiss the darkest part of my lily-white [[CurseCutShort * gets cut off* ]]."

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---> '''Sully:''' "Kiss the darkest part of my lily-white [[CurseCutShort * gets (gets cut off* ]].off)]]."
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* Quaritch: [[spoiler: * After destroying the Home Tree* Nice work, boys; first round's on me.]] Of course he's the designated bad guy, so YourMileageMayVary on the humor in that.

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* Quaritch: [[spoiler: * After (After destroying the Home Tree* Tree) Nice work, boys; first round's on me.]] Of course he's the designated bad guy, so YourMileageMayVary on the humor in that.
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* When asked how many hours he'd logged in the piloting simulator: "Uh, I read a manual."

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* When asked how many hours he'd logged in the piloting simulator: "Uh, "Zip, but I read a manual."

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** -->'''Grace:''' That's more connections than the human brain. You get it? It's a network — a global network. And the Na'vi can access it — they can upload and download data — memories — at sites like the one you just destroyed.

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** Likewise, Parkers retort to Graces lecture after bulldozing the Tree of Voices
-->'''Grace:''' That's more connections than the human brain. You get it? It's a network — a global network. And the Na'vi can access it — they can upload and download data — memories — at sites like the one you just destroyed.
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-->'''Parker:''' "Oh, you know what, you throw a ''stick in the air'' around here, it's gonna land on some sacred fern for Christ's sake!"

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-->'''Parker:''' "Oh, you know what, you throw a ''stick in the air'' around here, it's gonna land on some sacred fern for Christ's sake!"sake!"
** -->'''Grace:''' That's more connections than the human brain. You get it? It's a network — a global network. And the Na'vi can access it — they can upload and download data — memories — at sites like the one you just destroyed.
-->'''Parker:''' What the HELL have you people been smoking out there? They're just god damn trees!
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-->'''Grace:''' "Those trees were sacred to the Omaticaya in a way you cannot imagine."
-->'''Parker:''' "Oh for crying out loud, you throw a ''stick in the air'' around here, it's gonna land on some sacred fern for Christ's sake!"

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-->'''Grace:''' "Those trees were sacred to the Omaticaya in a way you cannot can't imagine."
-->'''Parker:''' "Oh for crying out loud, "Oh, you know what, you throw a ''stick in the air'' around here, it's gonna land on some sacred fern for Christ's sake!"
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-->''Parker:''' "Oh for crying out loud, you throw a ''stick in the air'' around here, it's gonna land on some sacred fern for Christ's sake!"

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-->''Parker:''' -->'''Parker:''' "Oh for crying out loud, you throw a ''stick in the air'' around here, it's gonna land on some sacred fern for Christ's sake!"

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---> '''Neytiri:''' "Hell yeah!"

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---> '''Neytiri:''' *who has no idea what it means* "Hell yeah!"yeah!"
* Parker Selfridge's reaction to being lectured by Grace (presumably for the umpteenth time) about having just bulldozed something holy is ''hilarious''.
-->'''Grace:''' "Those trees were sacred to the Omaticaya in a way you cannot imagine."
-->''Parker:''' "Oh for crying out loud, you throw a ''stick in the air'' around here, it's gonna land on some sacred fern for Christ's sake!"
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** Shortly afterwards: "''Jarhead clan?''"

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** Shortly afterwards: "''Jarhead clan?''"clan?'' And it worked?"
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---->'''Grace:''' "They're ''pissing'' on us and calling it rain!"

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---->'''Grace:''' "They're ''pissing'' just pissing on us and without even giving us the courtesy of calling it rain!"rain."

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* Jake and Neytiri go hunting in the SpecialEdition. Jake scores a kill, and...
---> '''Jake:''' "Hell yeah!"
---> '''Neytiri:''' "Hell yeah!"



--->'''Jake:''' Well, that's some damn fine Teylu. Just like Grandma's Teylu.

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--->'''Jake:''' Well, that's some damn fine Teylu. Just like Grandma's Teylu.Teylu.
* The Sturmbeest Hunt had this gem of an exchange:
---> '''Jake:''' "Hell yeah!"
---> '''Neytiri:''' "Hell yeah!"
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** 'They're ''pissing'' on us and calling it rain!'

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** 'They're Grace's indignation at Jake not being experienced anywhere in science can be hilarious.
---->'''Grace:''' "They're
''pissing'' on us and calling it rain!'rain!"
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** 'They're ''pissing'' on us and calling it rain!'
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** Shortly afterwards: "''Jarhead clan?''"

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* [[spoiler:"I was a warrior. Of the Jarhead clan."]]
* Quaritch: [[spoiler: * After destroying the Home Tree* Nice work, boys. First round's on me!]] Of course he's the designated bad guy, so YourMileageMayVary on the humor in that.

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* [[spoiler:"I was a "[I am] A warrior. Of the the...Jarhead clan."]]
"
* Quaritch: [[spoiler: * After destroying the Home Tree* Nice work, boys. First boys; first round's on me!]] me.]] Of course he's the designated bad guy, so YourMileageMayVary on the humor in that.that.
** More Quaritch, when he realizes that the Na'vi are attacking his gunship with [[RockBeatsLaser bows and arrows.]]
-->'''Quaritch:''' "Oh you gotta be ''kidding'' me."



** Also:
-->'''Grace:''' "How much lab experience do you have?"
-->'''Jake:''' "I dissected a frog once."



---> '''Grace:''' [[PrecisionFStrike "Oh, shit!"]]

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---> '''Grace:''' [[PrecisionFStrike "Oh, shit!"]]"[[PrecisionFStrike Oh,]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike shit.]]''"



* A hilarious moment from the deleted scenes of the collector's edition: Jake wakes up from his Avatar and goes looking for the others (Grace is outside) and he turns a corner, and Trudy and Norm appear to be in the middle of a love making session. Then Jake's voice over crowns the funny "Norm's attitude as improved lately"

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* A hilarious moment from the deleted scenes of the collector's edition: Jake wakes up from his Avatar and goes looking for the others (Grace is outside) and he turns a corner, and Trudy and Norm appear to be in the middle of a love making session. Then Jake's voice over crowns the funny "Norm's attitude as has improved lately"
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--->[[{{Beat}}]]

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--->[[{{Beat}}]]--->Beat
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* A hilarious moment from the deleted scenes of the collector's edition: Jake wakes up from his Avatar and goes looking for the others (Grace is outside) and he turns a corner, and Trudy and Norm appear to be in the middle of a love making session. Then Jake's voice over crowns the funny "Norm's attitude as improved lately"

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* A hilarious moment from the deleted scenes of the collector's edition: Jake wakes up from his Avatar and goes looking for the others (Grace is outside) and he turns a corner, and Trudy and Norm appear to be in the middle of a love making session. Then Jake's voice over crowns the funny "Norm's attitude as improved lately"lately"
* An even more hilarious moment from the deleted scenes occurs during the meal at the campfire:
--->'''Jake:''' These rock. What are they?
--->'''Ney'tiri:''' Teylu.
--->'''Jake:''' Teylu?
--->'''Neytiri:''' You call [it], beetle larvae.
--->[[{{Beat}}]]
--->'''Jake:''' Well, that's some damn fine Teylu. Just like Grandma's Teylu.

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--->'''Sam Worthington''': Jake should have abused his avatar and be fat and unfit and demand Neytiri to get him a beer.

A hilarious moment from the deleted scenes of the special edition:
Jake wakes up from his Avatar and goes looking for the others (Grace is outside) and he turns a corner, and Trudy and Norm appear to be in the middle of a love making session. Then Jake's voice over crowns the funny "Norm's attitude as improved lately"

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--->'''Sam Worthington''': Jake should have abused his avatar and be fat and unfit and demand Neytiri to get him a beer.

beer.*
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A hilarious moment from the deleted scenes of the special edition:
collector's edition: Jake wakes up from his Avatar and goes looking for the others (Grace is outside) and he turns a corner, and Trudy and Norm appear to be in the middle of a love making session. Then Jake's voice over crowns the funny "Norm's attitude as improved lately"
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Jake wakes up from his Avatar and goes looking for the others (Grace is outside) and he turns a corner, and Trudy and Norm appear to be in the middle of a love making session. The then voice over crowns the glory "Norm's attitude as improved lately"

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Jake wakes up from his Avatar and goes looking for the others (Grace is outside) and he turns a corner, and Trudy and Norm appear to be in the middle of a love making session. The then Then Jake's voice over crowns the glory funny "Norm's attitude as improved lately"
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Jake wakes up from his Avatar and goes looking for the others (Grace is outside) and he turns a corner, and Trudy and Norm appear to be in the middle of a love making session. The then voice overs, the crown the glory "Norm's attitude as improved lately"

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Jake wakes up from his Avatar and goes looking for the others (Grace is outside) and he turns a corner, and Trudy and Norm appear to be in the middle of a love making session. The then voice overs, the crown over crowns the glory "Norm's attitude as improved lately"
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A hilarious moment from the deleted scenes of the special edition:
Jake wakes up from his Avatar and goes looking for the others (Grace is outside) and he turns a corner, and Trudy and Norm appear to be in the middle of a love making session. The then voice overs, the crown the glory "Norm's attitude as improved lately"

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