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* Dr. Hulksano. This is all.
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* Warrior!Spoony's confrontation with Dr. Hulksano. This is all.Hulksano:
-->'''Hulksano:''' Whatcha gonna do when I unleash these 24-inch pythons of SCIENCE on ''you'', dude?!
-->'''Hulksano:''' Whatcha gonna do when I unleash these 24-inch pythons of SCIENCE on ''you'', dude?!
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* Linkara's suggestion, probably correct, that the entire point of the crossover was to put Beast and Bones in a room together and have someone call out "Dr [=McCoy=]!"
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* {{The Teaser}} when Linkara finds the comic with a note on it.
--> '''Linkara:''' "Huh, [[WalkyVerse Willis]], I thought you were made of sterner stuff, why throw away these comics so recklessly?"
--> '''[[GilliganCut Ten Minutes Later...]]'''
--> '''Linkara:''' ''*tosses the comic recklessly into a wall*'' "That's a question I didn't have to ask."
--> '''Linkara:''' "Huh, [[WalkyVerse Willis]], I thought you were made of sterner stuff, why throw away these comics so recklessly?"
--> '''[[GilliganCut Ten Minutes Later...]]'''
--> '''Linkara:''' ''*tosses the comic recklessly into a wall*'' "That's a question I didn't have to ask."
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* The ColdOpen which features [[spoiler: Mechakara]] finding the comic book and wondering why anyone would throw it away.
--> *Ten minutes later appears on the screen*
--> *Comic book is thrown against the wall from off screen* '''[[spoiler: Mechakara]]''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards That was a question I didn't have to ask]]...
--> *Ten minutes later appears on the screen*
--> *Comic book is thrown against the wall from off screen* '''[[spoiler: Mechakara]]''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards That was a question I didn't have to ask]]...
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* [[MarvelComics Marvel]] [[CrossOver Team-Up]] #127 - Comparing SpiderMan to [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]]. What really makes it funny is that Linkara isn't exactly known for being an Otaku, so this just seems to come out of nowhere.
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* [[MarvelComics Marvel]] [[CrossOver Team-Up]] #127 - Comparing SpiderMan to [[NeonGenesisEvangelion [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]]. What really makes it funny is that Linkara isn't exactly known for being an Otaku, so this just seems to come out of nowhere.
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* The ColdOpen which features [[spoiler: Mechkara]] finding the comic book and wondering why anyone would throw it away.
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* The ColdOpen which features [[spoiler: Mechkara]] Mechakara]] finding the comic book and wondering why anyone would throw it away.
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--> *Comic book is thrown against the wall from off screen* '''[[spoiler: Mechkara]]''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards That was a question I didn't have to ask]]...
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--> *Comic book is thrown against the wall from off screen* '''[[spoiler: Mechkara]]''': Mechakara]]''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards That was a question I didn't have to ask]]...
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* Linkara summoning a [[PowerRangersInSpace Battlizer]] and performing his "I AM A MAN!!" punch on the aforementioned comic, causing it so be set on fire.
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* Linkara summoning a [[PowerRangersInSpace Battlizer]] and performing his "I AM A MAN!!" punch on the aforementioned comic, causing it so to be set on fire.
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** Near the end, Linkara sums up the way the message of the comic was delivered by showing a clip of [[SouthPark Mr. Mackey]] saying over and over "DrugsAreBad".
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** Near the end, Linkara sums up the way the message of the comic was delivered by showing a clip of [[SouthPark [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Mr. Mackey]] saying over and over "DrugsAreBad".
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* "That son of a BITCH! Trying to help out homeless kittens! Let's go burn his freaking house down!
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* From ''The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 3'' there's: Linkara summoning a [[PowerRangersInSpace Battlizer]] and performing his "I AM A MAN!!" punch on the aforementioned comic, causing it so be set on fire.
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* From ''The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 3'' there's: Linkara summoning a [[PowerRangersInSpace Battlizer]] and performing his "I AM A MAN!!" punch on the aforementioned comic, causing it so be set on fire.
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** Not to mention Linkara's freakout leading to him creating "Beppo the Invisible Monkey" (while obviously disoriented).
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** ''Linkara'': Hello and Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn! Say... * Pulls out his pocket watch as the Miller Time music starts* It's- * [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Gets up and tries to make a break for it as the Miller Time music screeches to a halt]]*
** In response to Miller naming a porn star to who takes up the name Big Barda "Hot Gates" in a reference to ''300'', Linkara plays the clip of Benzaie explaining that ''[[ThreeHundred 300]]'' is really about '''constipation''' while driving to film ''{{Kickassia}}'' just to show how great interpretation of symbolism is. Best. TakeThat. Ever.
*** Made even better by JewWario's reaction.
** "[[INeedAFreakingDrink Back to the bottle]]." ''(chugs from a brown-bagged liquor bottle)''
** "So here's a [[CuteKitten video of a kitten instead]]!"
** TheStinger at the end. "Eh, who are you people? Where's my soup? You want to see pictures of my grandchildren?"
** Linkara saying that FrankMiller has "all the subtlety of an elephant singing Ave Maria while doing the can-can," just for the imagery.
** In response to Miller naming a porn star to who takes up the name Big Barda "Hot Gates" in a reference to ''300'', Linkara plays the clip of Benzaie explaining that ''[[ThreeHundred 300]]'' is really about '''constipation''' while driving to film ''{{Kickassia}}'' just to show how great interpretation of symbolism is. Best. TakeThat. Ever.
*** Made even better by JewWario's reaction.
** "[[INeedAFreakingDrink Back to the bottle]]." ''(chugs from a brown-bagged liquor bottle)''
** "So here's a [[CuteKitten video of a kitten instead]]!"
** TheStinger at the end. "Eh, who are you people? Where's my soup? You want to see pictures of my grandchildren?"
** Linkara saying that FrankMiller has "all the subtlety of an elephant singing Ave Maria while doing the can-can," just for the imagery.
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** Another moment of pure hilarity - "You're giving the slash ficcers material!" lampshading the FoeYay that many will be pointing out.
*** Not to mention that in this universe, both Linkara and Spoony are Johnny from ''TheRoom''. The outtakes take it even further, with both of them improvising further lines in-character after a mistake.
** Pretty much all of the battle royale at the end, from the Robotic Grabby Thing Mark Two to Dr. Bearsano.
** The ShoutOut to ''1408''.
*** Not to mention that in this universe, both Linkara and Spoony are Johnny from ''TheRoom''. The outtakes take it even further, with both of them improvising further lines in-character after a mistake.
** Pretty much all of the battle royale at the end, from the Robotic Grabby Thing Mark Two to Dr. Bearsano.
** The ShoutOut to ''1408''.
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** Dr. Hulksano. This is all.
** The review continues the proud tradition of random time-dimension crossover cameos... with a few twists.
*** Angry Joe rants angrily about the section he has just read, only to be revealed to be neither Linkara nor Insano. He just snuck in.
** The review continues the proud tradition of random time-dimension crossover cameos... with a few twists.
*** Angry Joe rants angrily about the section he has just read, only to be revealed to be neither Linkara nor Insano. He just snuck in.
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*** Iron Liz asks everyone's immediate question. "Who the hell am I?"
** This bit, with Spoony and Linkara's voices over the Nostalgia Chick and Marzgurl, respectively:
** This bit, with Spoony and Linkara's voices over the Nostalgia Chick and Marzgurl, respectively:
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-->'''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': (promptly [[ManIFeelLikeAWoman fondles hirself]] then feels her face)
** Or this bit:
** Or this bit:
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-->'''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': (promptly [[ManIFeelLikeAWoman fondles hirself]] herself]] then feels her face)
** * Or this bit:
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*** The outtakes reveal that it took a while for everyone to stop cracking up at Bennett popping up in the foreground and suddenly blocking out half the screen. Then they hit on the idea that his head in profile would be even funnier, and it starts all over again.
** Dr. Linksano's attempt to explain how his universe is different from ours.
** Dr. Linksano's attempt to explain how his universe is different from ours.
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** Dr. Bearsano: "I've done things I'm not proud of, but they were all very adorable."
** There's also Linkara's "our hero, ladies and gentlemen" RunningGag. However, thanks to the dimension shifts, this line is instead delivered by [[spoiler:[[EnsembleDarkHorse M]][[KillerRobot ec]][[AIIsACrapshoot h]][[EvilIsCool a]][[KnightOfCerebus k]][[NightmareFuel a]][[EvilerThanThou r]][[ArchEnemy a]]]].
** The Silent Movie universe, complete with black and white, piano, AntiquatedLinguistics, and title cards to let you know what they just said.
** There's also Linkara's "our hero, ladies and gentlemen" RunningGag. However, thanks to the dimension shifts, this line is instead delivered by [[spoiler:[[EnsembleDarkHorse M]][[KillerRobot ec]][[AIIsACrapshoot h]][[EvilIsCool a]][[KnightOfCerebus k]][[NightmareFuel a]][[EvilerThanThou r]][[ArchEnemy a]]]].
** The Silent Movie universe, complete with black and white, piano, AntiquatedLinguistics, and title cards to let you know what they just said.
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* Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1: " That's why I printed this huuuuuuuuuuge picture of you. HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!! * {{Beat}}* [[FoeYay Marry me.]]
** He comments on the logo of the comic with words "ChuckNorris" taking up a third of the page and on the superhero-like outfit of Chuck Norris. He continues with "Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this won't be an [[{{Sidekicks}} ego trip]] for old Chucky." Cue the first page with a thought bubble "Chuck Norris is the best!"
** He comments on the logo of the comic with words "ChuckNorris" taking up a third of the page and on the superhero-like outfit of Chuck Norris. He continues with "Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this won't be an [[{{Sidekicks}} ego trip]] for old Chucky." Cue the first page with a thought bubble "Chuck Norris is the best!"
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* Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1: " That's "That's why I printed this huuuuuuuuuuge picture of you. HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!! * {{Beat}}* [[FoeYay Marry me.]]
**]]"
* He comments on the logo of the comic with words "ChuckNorris" taking up a third of the page and on the superhero-like outfit of Chuck Norris. He continues with "Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this won't be an [[{{Sidekicks}} ego trip]] for old Chucky." Cue the first page with a thought bubble "Chuck Norris is the best!"
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* He comments on the logo of the comic with words "ChuckNorris" taking up a third of the page and on the superhero-like outfit of Chuck Norris. He continues with "Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this won't be an [[{{Sidekicks}} ego trip]] for old Chucky." Cue the first page with a thought bubble "Chuck Norris is the best!"
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** When TM prays for something to save him from having to talk about the book he hasn't read - the Cult of the Klaw attack the school.
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** The return of Ninja Style Dancer, as an example of a REAL ninja, instead of the losers in the comic. "You make me feel like dancing..."
** His rant at the end of the video, in which he says how Chuck Norris is overrated as an "All-Seeing Badass God"... which ends with him saying: "Besides, we all know Creator/MrT has more superpowers than Chuck Norris!"
** His comment on the use of "Bammo!" as an UnsoundEffect.
** His rant at the end of the video, in which he says how Chuck Norris is overrated as an "All-Seeing Badass God"... which ends with him saying: "Besides, we all know Creator/MrT has more superpowers than Chuck Norris!"
** His comment on the use of "Bammo!" as an UnsoundEffect.
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* From his review of ''The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet [[ArchieComics Archie]]'' - "Oh dear god, what the hell is up with the art!? No, seriously, what the hell is up with the art on the turtles?!? They look like they're melting!"
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* From his review of ''The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet [[ArchieComics Archie]]'' - "Oh dear god, what the hell is up with the art!? No, seriously, what the hell is up with the art on the turtles?!? They look like they're melting!"
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** After one of the turtles says "Next you'll we'll be trying to understand the middle east.": [[SarcasmMode "Yeah because it's not like they have culture or speak English or eat pizza!]] Seriously what's up with that line?"
** His reaction to the turtles being summoned by a cow head: "(holds up a bottle of beer) Man, what's in this stuff?"
** "I own your asses! You will dance when I command you to dance!"
** After having [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome quoted an entire monologue of "Dante's Inferno"]] (specifically the bit about entering Hell), what's his response to the audience's (possible) reactions? "...''Read a book, people!''"
** "Oh dear god, they've found the [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Ark of the Covenant]]! (covers his eyes) Nobody look at it!"
** The combination of a freaked out Linkara staring at the cow head '''apparently about to swallow the Turtles and Archie''' set to the TMNT theme.
** "See how he just lays there in the tube? Clearly his power is increasing!!!"
** "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Man Ray?" [[PinkyAndTheBrain "I think so, Brain. But if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?"]]
** "Well, let's dig into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet Archie and- wow, I really just said that, didn't I?"
** "''Gasp''! [[StandardFemaleGrabArea You have grabbed my arms in an awkward manner]]! ''I surrender immediately''!
** His reaction to the turtles being summoned by a cow head: "(holds up a bottle of beer) Man, what's in this stuff?"
** "I own your asses! You will dance when I command you to dance!"
** After having [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome quoted an entire monologue of "Dante's Inferno"]] (specifically the bit about entering Hell), what's his response to the audience's (possible) reactions? "...''Read a book, people!''"
** "Oh dear god, they've found the [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Ark of the Covenant]]! (covers his eyes) Nobody look at it!"
** The combination of a freaked out Linkara staring at the cow head '''apparently about to swallow the Turtles and Archie''' set to the TMNT theme.
** "See how he just lays there in the tube? Clearly his power is increasing!!!"
** "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Man Ray?" [[PinkyAndTheBrain "I think so, Brain. But if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?"]]
** "Well, let's dig into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet Archie and- wow, I really just said that, didn't I?"
** "''Gasp''! [[StandardFemaleGrabArea You have grabbed my arms in an awkward manner]]! ''I surrender immediately''!
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* Sultry Teenage Super Foxes #2:
** "[[spoiler: Mechakara]]! It's Morphing Time!" (fails to find morpher).
** [[spoiler: Mechakara]] [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] [[spoiler: its]] own status as EnsembleDarkHorse.
** So it was [[AllJustADream all a dream]]... [[TemptingFate they didn't]] ''really'' make a second issue of... (notices what he's holding in his hand, starts hyperventilating, screams in fear... only to cut to the theme song)
** "Cornered by the [[BreakingTheFourthWall fourth wall-breakers]]"/"Can Whatshername get out of this corner?"/"[[ItMakesSenseInContext You stay in that corner and think about what you've done, young lady!]]"
** ""Now!" What? What about "Now!"?"
** "Oh god, I'm in Sultry Teenage Super Foxes! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Somebody get me outta here!]]"
** "It's almost as if women were people or somethin'!"
** "We suspect that [women] are actually some kind of butter."
** "No screams for ice cream? I imagine if I was a hellish woman inflicting terror upon my co-pilot, I would go for some Haagen-Dasz."
** "Heh, heh. I have no way of controlling them, no way of proving that they ''have'' this power I claim they do, and they could easily roast me, toast me and burn me to a crisp if they so desired. Damn, I got it sweet."
** "Naturally, two of the girls laugh out loud at the suggestion. And why wouldn't they? After all, it's not like [[Literature/{{Twilight}} they sparkle or are creepy stalkers]], like ''real'' vampires."
** "Man, this is the worst episode of ''Series/LawAndOrder'' ever."
** Continuously referring to the alien mothership as a "Space Calzone".
** "Poor Linkara, having to ''read'' this tripe!"
** "[[CompletelyMissingThePoint Oh my god, I want that hair!]]"
** "Yeah, what an asshole! Going out with another woman even you clearly established earlier that you weren't even dating and that he was just being nice to you, especially since [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking you're not even eighteen years old]]! ...wait, what?"
** "No! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Less! Less! Less!]]"
** "[[spoiler: Mechakara]]! It's Morphing Time!" (fails to find morpher).
** [[spoiler: Mechakara]] [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] [[spoiler: its]] own status as EnsembleDarkHorse.
** So it was [[AllJustADream all a dream]]... [[TemptingFate they didn't]] ''really'' make a second issue of... (notices what he's holding in his hand, starts hyperventilating, screams in fear... only to cut to the theme song)
** "Cornered by the [[BreakingTheFourthWall fourth wall-breakers]]"/"Can Whatshername get out of this corner?"/"[[ItMakesSenseInContext You stay in that corner and think about what you've done, young lady!]]"
** ""Now!" What? What about "Now!"?"
** "Oh god, I'm in Sultry Teenage Super Foxes! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Somebody get me outta here!]]"
** "It's almost as if women were people or somethin'!"
** "We suspect that [women] are actually some kind of butter."
** "No screams for ice cream? I imagine if I was a hellish woman inflicting terror upon my co-pilot, I would go for some Haagen-Dasz."
** "Heh, heh. I have no way of controlling them, no way of proving that they ''have'' this power I claim they do, and they could easily roast me, toast me and burn me to a crisp if they so desired. Damn, I got it sweet."
** "Naturally, two of the girls laugh out loud at the suggestion. And why wouldn't they? After all, it's not like [[Literature/{{Twilight}} they sparkle or are creepy stalkers]], like ''real'' vampires."
** "Man, this is the worst episode of ''Series/LawAndOrder'' ever."
** Continuously referring to the alien mothership as a "Space Calzone".
** "Poor Linkara, having to ''read'' this tripe!"
** "[[CompletelyMissingThePoint Oh my god, I want that hair!]]"
** "Yeah, what an asshole! Going out with another woman even you clearly established earlier that you weren't even dating and that he was just being nice to you, especially since [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking you're not even eighteen years old]]! ...wait, what?"
** "No! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Less! Less! Less!]]"
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* Sultry Teenage Super Foxes #2:
**"[[spoiler: Mechakara]]! It's Morphing Time!" (fails to find morpher).
** * [[spoiler: Mechakara]] [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] [[spoiler: its]] own status as EnsembleDarkHorse.
** * So it was [[AllJustADream all a dream]]... [[TemptingFate they didn't]] ''really'' make a second issue of... (notices what he's holding in his hand, starts hyperventilating, screams in fear... only to cut to the theme song)
** * "Cornered by the [[BreakingTheFourthWall fourth wall-breakers]]"/"Can Whatshername get out of this corner?"/"[[ItMakesSenseInContext You stay in that corner and think about what you've done, young lady!]]"
** * ""Now!" What? What about "Now!"?"
** * "Oh god, I'm in Sultry Teenage Super Foxes! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Somebody get me outta here!]]"
** * "It's almost as if women were people or somethin'!"
** * "We suspect that [women] are actually some kind of butter."
** * "No screams for ice cream? I imagine if I was a hellish woman inflicting terror upon my co-pilot, I would go for some Haagen-Dasz."
** * "Heh, heh. I have no way of controlling them, no way of proving that they ''have'' this power I claim they do, and they could easily roast me, toast me and burn me to a crisp if they so desired. Damn, I got it sweet."
** * "Naturally, two of the girls laugh out loud at the suggestion. And why wouldn't they? After all, it's not like [[Literature/{{Twilight}} they sparkle or are creepy stalkers]], like ''real'' vampires."
** * "Man, this is the worst episode of ''Series/LawAndOrder'' ever."
** * Continuously referring to the alien mothership as a "Space Calzone".
** * "Poor Linkara, having to ''read'' this tripe!"
** * "[[CompletelyMissingThePoint Oh my god, I want that hair!]]"
** * "Yeah, what an asshole! Going out with another woman even you clearly established earlier that you weren't even dating and that he was just being nice to you, especially since [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking you're not even eighteen years old]]! ...wait, what?"
** * "No! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Less! Less! Less!]]"
**
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* From his Batman: [=DK2=] comic- "Ok, who captured [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Missingno?]]"
** "What do you want from me, Jay Leno? Why are you staring at me?!"
** The ending where Linkara discovers [[spoiler:There's a second issue of Sultry Teenage Super Foxes]].
** Pollo telling Linkara that [[spoiler:"some mad scientist" (IE: Linksano) is plotting his downfall]]. Linkara responds with-
** "What do you want from me, Jay Leno? Why are you staring at me?!"
** The ending where Linkara discovers [[spoiler:There's a second issue of Sultry Teenage Super Foxes]].
** Pollo telling Linkara that [[spoiler:"some mad scientist" (IE: Linksano) is plotting his downfall]]. Linkara responds with-
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* From his Batman: [=DK2=] comic- "Ok, who captured [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Missingno?]]"
** * "What do you want from me, Jay Leno? Why are you staring at me?!"
** * The ending where Linkara discovers [[spoiler:There's a second issue of Sultry Teenage Super Foxes]].
**Pollo telling tells Linkara that [[spoiler:"some mad scientist" (IE: Linksano) is plotting his downfall]]. Linkara responds with-
**
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** In attempting to do a serious analysis, he puts on the brainy specs and holds the book upside down.
** "'''Jack''' Kirby and '''Joe''' Simon, moron."
** Don't forget this funny bit:
** "'''Jack''' Kirby and '''Joe''' Simon, moron."
** Don't forget this funny bit:
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* From ''Doom's IV ½''
** Linkara taking Liefeld's cereal metaphor and twisting it to fit his purposes.
** The ending, where [[spoiler:Dr. Linksano is catching up on this universe's Dr. Insano, finds out he got his AntiMagic Field Generator Kit to work, and vows revenge. Cue Pollo telling him to be quiet, and Linkara assumes 90's Kid is crashing in his storage room yet again, so he turns on the poison gas...]]
** Linkara taking Liefeld's cereal metaphor and twisting it to fit his purposes.
** The ending, where [[spoiler:Dr. Linksano is catching up on this universe's Dr. Insano, finds out he got his AntiMagic Field Generator Kit to work, and vows revenge. Cue Pollo telling him to be quiet, and Linkara assumes 90's Kid is crashing in his storage room yet again, so he turns on the poison gas...]]
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* From ''Doom's IV ½''
**Linkara taking Liefeld's cereal metaphor and twisting it to fit his purposes.
** * The ending, where [[spoiler:Dr. Linksano is catching up on this universe's Dr. Insano, finds out he got his AntiMagic Field Generator Kit to work, and vows revenge. Cue Pollo telling him to be quiet, and Linkara assumes 90's Kid is crashing in his storage room yet again, so he turns on the poison gas...]]
**
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** There's also Linkara's "our hero, ladies and gentlemen" RunningGag. However, thanks to the dimension shifts, this line is instead delivered by [[spoiler:[[EnsembleDarkHorse M]][[KillerRobot e]][[CompleteMonster c]][[AIIsACrapshoot h]][[EvilIsCool a]][[KnightOfCerebus k]][[NightmareFuel a]][[EvilerThanThou r]][[ArchEnemy a]]]].
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** There's also Linkara's "our hero, ladies and gentlemen" RunningGag. However, thanks to the dimension shifts, this line is instead delivered by [[spoiler:[[EnsembleDarkHorse M]][[KillerRobot e]][[CompleteMonster c]][[AIIsACrapshoot ec]][[AIIsACrapshoot h]][[EvilIsCool a]][[KnightOfCerebus k]][[NightmareFuel a]][[EvilerThanThou r]][[ArchEnemy a]]]].
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** ''Linkara'': Hello and Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn! Say... * Pulls out his pocket watch as Miller Time music starts* It's- * [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Gets up and tries to make a break for it as the Miller Time music screeches to a halt]]*
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** ''Linkara'': Hello and Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn! Say... * Pulls out his pocket watch as the Miller Time music starts* It's- * [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Gets up and tries to make a break for it as the Miller Time music screeches to a halt]]*
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** ''Linkara'': Hello and Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn! Say... * Pulls out his pocket watch* It's Mill- * [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Gets up and tries to make a break for it]]*
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** ''Linkara'': Hello and Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn! Say... * Pulls out his pocket watch* It's Mill- watch as Miller Time music starts* It's- * [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Gets up and tries to make a break for it]]*it as the Miller Time music screeches to a halt]]*
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--> ''cut to the Cinema Snob''
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--> '''Linkara:''' A Superman exploitation porno? This sounds like something the Cinema Snob should be reviewing!
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--> *Ten minutes later appears on the screen*
--> *Comic book is thrown against the wall from off screen* '''[[spoiler: Mechkara]]''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards That was a question I didn't have to ask]]...
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* The {{Montage}}s of the various security teams from Franchise/StarTrek getting [[RedShirt repeatedly]] [[TheWorfEffect worfed]] during his review of the ''StarTrekEliteForce'' comic book, set to the end credits music from ''Film/DawnOfTheDead''.
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* From his review of ''Pitt #1''- "[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries Harley Quinn]], Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn...Oh, look, a bunny!"
** "Looks like someone got... [[CSIMiami * sunglasses* ]] [[QuipToBlack Bent out of shape.]] [[MemeticMutation YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]]
** And his response to some terrible bickering dialogue: a long string of unrelated references and jokes delivered from either end of the couch as a mock-argument, culminating in [[CallBack "I was frozen today!"]]
** "No! Save tonight, fight the break of dawn! Come tomorrow, tomorrow I'll be gone!"
** “Do you see what I see?” “A star, a star, dancing in the night.”
** "If I see one mention of destrucity or skronking, then I'm calling it quits."
* Spoony's frequent cameos as the Ultimate Warrior, including one initiated by the mention of "Warrior" in ''Pitt #1''.
-->'''Linkara:''' "A warrior"? Oh, no. OH, NO!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: THAT'S RIGHT HOAKOGAN!! THE TUPPERWARES OF VICTORY HAVE BEEN FILLED!! [[PumaMan AND THE PUMA GOD, IN THEIR HOLY SPACESHIP]], HAVE SENT THE POWER OF THE WARRIORS TO FOKE AT ARBY'S!!!'''
-->'''Linkara:''' Not you!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: WILL YOU NOT MEET THE CHALLENGE OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR??!! I WILL PARACHUTE IN FROM THE WATERS OF THE SUN TO WRESTLEMANIA, HOAKOGAN, AND THERE I WILL UNITE THE POWER OF THE HULKAMANIACS WITH THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR AND TOGETHER THEY WILL BE''' '''''DESTRUCILICIOUS!!!'''''
-->'''Linkara:''' You're gonna warp space and time again. Go away!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: IIIIIIIIII WILL WEAR YOUR HAT LIKE A PIÑATA, HOAKOGAN, I THINK ESPERANTO IS A LEGITIMATE LANGUAGE, AND SOON--'''
-->'''Linkara:''' ''Leave!''
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: ''* Skroooooooonk* '' '''
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[[folder:Scarlett #1]]
* Scarlett # 1: * flashes back to his Wolverine video game review, failing to crushed a beer can on the skull.* show off.
** "Punk is like death and crime and a rage of a beast, [[ValleyGirl Ya know?]]"
** "Uh sir, I think you've got the wrong room. This is about planning Steve's bachelor party."
** "[[GreenEggsAndHam I will not drink it at sunset; I will not drink it on a leaflet; I will not drink blood, Sam-I-Am; Now get your teeth off me before I spray you with pam]]"
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[[folder:Future Five #1]]
* "Oh hey, my student loan bill. Wait, my student loan bill!? [[CurseCutShort OH FU-!]]"
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[[folder:Ultimates 3]]
* Quicksilver and Magneto's father-son chat.
--> In my day, I would have been ''happy'' to get bullets in my kneecaps!
** [[LittleKuriboh Hello.]] * shoots him* Hello.
** His reaction to this line:
-->"Wasp, goin' to eat you up."
** The voices used for Magneto and Quicksilver.
** "OH MY GOD, HE ATE TOO MUCH PUDDING!!!"
** "All I did was swallow a Tic-Tac, how the hell did ''this'' happen?"
** Linkara singing [[Film/TheWizardOfOz "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"]]... in his Wolverine voice
** Grabbing a violin in preparation for a Wolverine backstory segment.
** Iron [[TheAlcoholic Drunk]], full stop.
** [[CrossesTheLineTwice "How do we know we can trust you?" "Well, you got AIDS!" * terrified expression* "Yeah, PWND you real good!"]]
** "[[PorkyPigPronunciation Sophistici-... sophisti-... Super mystified stuff.]] D.N.A.-specific. Designed to [[RunningGag assassissassissinate]] the Scarlet Witch."
** "And you can have your D.N.A.-specific bullet that only kills the Scarlet Witch overnight to you for 29.95 plus shipping and handling!"
** "Issue 4 opens with a flashback showing Magneto and Charles Xavier. And knowing the Ultimates, I'm quite surprised they aren't [[HoYay having]] [[FoeYay sex]] [[CovertPervert yet.]]"
** "And so our comic ends with the secret revelation of who ''really'' made the robots gain sentience... '''Granny Goodness!'''"
** This bit:
--> Valkyrie: Listen up, you bitch. I knew a girl like you in high school. Played all the boys 'cause she was this hottie. She even went after a guy I liked.
--> Linkara (as Valkyrie): And that girl's name was [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella Swan]]!
** From part 2
--> Linkara: BY DIEHARDS CROTCH! GOOD GOD WOMAN WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH YOUR SPINE?
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[[folder:Youngblood #2]]
* Linkara begins his review when Mechakara interrupts him, annoyed that he's ignoring him despite the ominous ending last time, so Linkara unceremoniously shoots him.
** All of Linkara's cutaways during Prophet's backstory.
*** "Someday I shall prove to ze world that ''Vonderbras'' should shoot ''laser beams!''"
*** Also in need of mention: "It vasn't outlandish, it vas [[CampGay FAAAAB-U-LOOOUS!!!]]"
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[[folder:Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers #1]]
* The final showdown with Black Lantern Spoony. "I'm not in your fucking way! Oh Jesus Christ, I think I just broke my foot in your ass!"
** Ninja-Style Dancer VS Mechakara. Pure freakin' hilarity.
*** Likewise [[spoiler:Pollo's]] final defeat at the hands of [[spoiler:[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Dr. Insano]]]]. Why? Because [[spoiler:[[DisproportionateRetribution he made Dr. Insano cut his beautiful hair!]]]]
---> [[spoiler: '''Dr. Insano''']]: "Eat this, robo-bitch!"
** Linkara's first reaction to finding himself tied up. "Oh, great. [[OldShame What did Bennett find this time]]?"
** Linkara using the I AM A MAN punch on [[spoiler: Mechakara. It doesn't work, and he clutches his hand in pain and shouts, "Why, why, WHY do I always try to punch robots?! It never works!"]]
** When Linkara puts in a plug for the prop guy who made his Green Ranger dagger, Mechakara gets even more annoyed.
--->'''Mechakara:''' Are you honestly doing a commercial in the middle of your review?\\
'''Linkara:''' Screw you, hippy! He gave me a discount!
** "Now back to that delightful Chocolate Rain song! And then I shall go and listen to why we should [[ChrisCrocker leave Britney alone]]! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"
** "[[TheRoom Oh hai]], robot version of me."
** "[[Series/RedDwarf Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide]], yaaaaaay!!!"
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[[folder:Strange Adventures #136]]
* "Wow, this situation is really getting serious. I'd better switch to my ''[[RussianFashion serious hat!]]''
** The first appearance of [[spoiler:Linksano]]... who promptly gets smacked in the face by the door thanks to Linkara.
*** "Huh, could've sworn I heard something. Oh well...TIME TO MAKE WAFFLES!"
** I LOVE HIS [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Serious_Hat.jpg SERIOUS HAT]]!!!!
*** [[{{Firefly}} Pretty cunning, don't ya think?]]
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[[folder:Doom's IV #½]]
* From ''Doom's IV ½''
** Linkara taking Liefeld's cereal metaphor and twisting it to fit his purposes.
** The ending, where [[spoiler:Dr. Linksano is catching up on this universe's Dr. Insano, finds out he got his AntiMagic Field Generator Kit to work, and vows revenge. Cue Pollo telling him to be quiet, and Linkara assumes 90's Kid is crashing in his storage room yet again, so he turns on the poison gas...]]
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[[folder:X-Men #1]]
* His review of ''XMen #1''. Particularly the RunningGag over Professor Xavier's attempt to justify his school budget's more... unorthodox items to the loan officer.
--> "Also, this thing about exploding robots...what's that all about?"
** Likewise, his impersonation of Rogue and Magneto.
-->'''Magneto:''' Uh, Rogue, why are you cocking your hip to one side?
-->'''Rogue:'''Oh, that's 'cause I'm like fish. When I'm up in the air flyin', I have to push my hips from side to side in order to move!
-->'''Magneto:'''But… then why are you ''standing'' like that?
-->'''Rogue:''' ([[HeroicBSOD breaks]]) [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "I! DON'T! KNOW!"]]
** "Honk if you like pancakes!"
** His shock at the artwork of Gambit and Beast coming out of the plane.
*** "AHHH! When did Beast and Gambit get possessed!"
** "Cyclops! How DARE you engage in good-natured ribbing, you're supposed to be an asshole!"
** "Ah, Gambit! Blows stuff up, wears a huge coat, is Cajun, and one of his lesser known abilities is his ''keen'' political insight.
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[[folder:Darker Image #1]]
* 90s Kid pointing how awesome it would be if Bludwolf's mohawk could decapitate people.
** And later-"Death-Blow is [[AwesomeMCCoolName awesome]]! He's got death! And blow! And...wait, that is [[FailOSuckyName kind of a stupid name, isn't it]]?"
** Linkara's utter surprise at seeing both Lobo AND Cable making pointless cameos in the comic.
** The character Mr. Butt's (yes, seriously) first name is [[spoiler:Seymour]]. Linkara responds to this IncrediblyLamePun by...pointing his magic gun at his own head.
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[[folder:The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 2]]
* From his Batman: [=DK2=] comic- "Ok, who captured [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Missingno?]]"
** "What do you want from me, Jay Leno? Why are you staring at me?!"
** The ending where Linkara discovers [[spoiler:There's a second issue of Sultry Teenage Super Foxes]].
** Pollo telling Linkara that [[spoiler:"some mad scientist" (IE: Linksano) is plotting his downfall]]. Linkara responds with-
--->'''Linkara''': Who the hell cares! They [[spoiler:made ANOTHER issue of Sultry Teenage Super Foxes]]! (Screams in horror at the comic in his hand).
** In attempting to do a serious analysis, he puts on the brainy specs and holds the book upside down.
** "'''Jack''' Kirby and '''Joe''' Simon, moron."
** Don't forget this funny bit:
---> '''Manga looking newscaster girl''': Hugely large alien spaceship attack whole big planet!!! Coming up next on Super Manga Giant Big News!! Now, baby, tonight!!! I'm cool and hard-boiled!!
---> '''Linkara''': Oh, how I wish Manga/SailorMoon would just walk out, twirl around fifty times and release a whole bunch of sparkly things to make this end.
* In response to Superman and Wonder Woman's "relationship"
---> '''Linkara:''' *indignant fury*
---> '''SNL 'Hardball' Sketch:''' ''"I'm gonna go ahead and assume you know why that's stupid and move on..."''
* When Batman talks about Carrie's plan to use a concert to start a revolution.
---> '''Batman''': I never would've conceived it. Not in a million years.
---> '''Linkara''': Of course not. Your undying hatred of rock n' roll would never allow you to take advantage of a concert Batman.
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[[folder:Sultry Teenage Super-Foxes #2]]
* Sultry Teenage Super Foxes #2:
** "[[spoiler: Mechakara]]! It's Morphing Time!" (fails to find morpher).
** [[spoiler: Mechakara]] [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] [[spoiler: its]] own status as EnsembleDarkHorse.
** So it was [[AllJustADream all a dream]]... [[TemptingFate they didn't]] ''really'' make a second issue of... (notices what he's holding in his hand, starts hyperventilating, screams in fear... only to cut to the theme song)
** "Cornered by the [[BreakingTheFourthWall fourth wall-breakers]]"/"Can Whatshername get out of this corner?"/"[[ItMakesSenseInContext You stay in that corner and think about what you've done, young lady!]]"
** ""Now!" What? What about "Now!"?"
** "Oh god, I'm in Sultry Teenage Super Foxes! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Somebody get me outta here!]]"
** "It's almost as if women were people or somethin'!"
** "We suspect that [women] are actually some kind of butter."
** "No screams for ice cream? I imagine if I was a hellish woman inflicting terror upon my co-pilot, I would go for some Haagen-Dasz."
** "Heh, heh. I have no way of controlling them, no way of proving that they ''have'' this power I claim they do, and they could easily roast me, toast me and burn me to a crisp if they so desired. Damn, I got it sweet."
** "Naturally, two of the girls laugh out loud at the suggestion. And why wouldn't they? After all, it's not like [[Literature/{{Twilight}} they sparkle or are creepy stalkers]], like ''real'' vampires."
** "Man, this is the worst episode of ''Series/LawAndOrder'' ever."
** Continuously referring to the alien mothership as a "Space Calzone".
** "Poor Linkara, having to ''read'' this tripe!"
** "[[CompletelyMissingThePoint Oh my god, I want that hair!]]"
** "Yeah, what an asshole! Going out with another woman even you clearly established earlier that you weren't even dating and that he was just being nice to you, especially since [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking you're not even eighteen years old]]! ...wait, what?"
** "No! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Less! Less! Less!]]"
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[[folder:Star Trek/X-Men #1]]
* His 30-second summary of the second ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "Where No Man Has Gone Before"- "I AM THE GOD! I AM THE GOD!"
** "Watch me move this Styrofoam cup!" * cup moves with a humming noise* "ISN'T THAT AWESOME?!"
** Or this exchange:
--->'''Dehner:''' So what if he's got godlike powers? Maybe he's really nice and having godline powers will help the species and he WON'T try to take over the universe!
--->* ChirpingCrickets*
--->'''Kirk:''' Lady, you've just totally reinvented stupid.
** From that same review, [[RobotBuddy Pollo]] in a hilariously oversized Starfleet uniform, singing the "Star Trekkin'" song.
** "The planet starts tearing itself apart..."
--->'''[[TheRoom Johnny:]]''' You're tearing me ''apart'', Lisa!
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[[folder:Athena #1]]
* "They should have just called this ''Athena's Butt'', it gets more panel time than her!"
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[[folder:JLA - Act of God Part 01]]
* From ''JLA Act of God - Part 1'':
-->'''Linkara:''' At the bar of Guy Gardner, former Green Lantern, then former superhero called Warrior...
-->'''Ultimate Warrior:''' Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, ''load it with the words!''
-->'''Linkara:''' Dammit, not '''''that''''' Warrior!
** "Maybe I'll put salami on my sandwich. ...''and maybe not''."
** "Maxi-extreme ultra normal."
** The continuity alarm's message when it finally goes off near the end.
-->'''Linkara:''' Oh, what, '''now''' you decide to pipe up?
-->'''Continuity Alarm:''' ''(via text)'' You switched me off before the review. I'm back, baby!
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[[folder:JLA - Act of God Part 02]]
* In part 2, when [[Comicbook/GreenLantern Kyle]] is still [[{{Wangst}} wangsting]] about the loss of his powers:
-->'''Kyle:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
-->'''Neighbor:''' Shut up! We're trying to sleep! Go whine about your superpowers somewhere else!
** Linkara punching the comic.
** In response to Lois leaving Superman after he loses his powers:
--> '''Linkara:''' (to the continuity alarm) Are you going to shut me down for this?
--> '''Continuity Alarm:''' *''Nah, I'm gonna sit this one out.''*
--> '''Linkara:''' ''(deep breath)'' "'''BUUUUUULLLLLLLL.''' '''''CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!'''''" (goes on long rant about the nature of Clark Kent and his relationship with Lois to demonstrate just how bad the CharacterDerailment is)
** "Were we too arrogant, Clark-" "NO. YOU WEREN'T. ''SHUT UP.''"
** "Just look at Superman here, trying to seal that dam. You can just tell that he's thinking 'Hot damn, it's awesome to be exalted by humanity. I feel just like God. Maybe I should let this dam burst just to spite them all!'"
** "I have Booster Gold's ''entire first series'' in my hand, and I assure you he didn't save Ronald Reagan's life just for ''cash!'' ...Though it did help."
** [[{{Wangst}} I'm an alien, no-one understands me, wah, wah, wah!]]
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[[folder:JLA - Act of God Part 03]]
* His entire response to Act of God Part 3, with him declaring himself never having been this angry since Superman: At Earth's End.
*** Leading to another funny moment: his near insanity thanks to [[spoiler: Dr. Linksano's "Black Light Event Generator"]].
** The reaction to seeing WonderWoman praying to the Christian god, despite the facts that her whole origin story is heavily based on the Greek mythology, and she frequently invokes the Greek pantheon.
--->'''Linkara''': Y' know, this comic is actually quite the argument for ''Satan's'' existence!
** Linkara comparing Doug Moench's knowledge of all non-Batman characters to his knowledge of Greek line dances, which is '''nothing'''.
** "Maybe the powers were a crutch." [[{{Scrubs}} "(to the tune of Westminster Chimes) WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. YOU'RE WRONG."]]
*** Hell, ANY gag-clip involving/relating to calling out the comic's stupidity.
** "Nine, eight, seven, si- BOOOM." [[Series/DoctorWho "You said 'ten seconds'." "Nobody's perfect, professor."]]
** "While the power of heroes may fade, it can never die... except for, you know, when Superman became a drunk, and Wonder Woman became a Catholic, and Guy Gardner became a shill, and Billy Batson became a radio announcer, and Blue Beetle and Booster Gold sold their tech, and Green Lantern became an obsessed freak... you know, ''besides'' for all of that."
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[[folder:TMNT Meets Archie]]
* From his review of ''The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet [[ArchieComics Archie]]'' - "Oh dear god, what the hell is up with the art!? No, seriously, what the hell is up with the art on the turtles?!? They look like they're melting!"
--> Actually, ALL of his comments on the art are [=CMoF=], especially with lines like "SWEET JIMINY CHRISTMAS!"
** After one of the turtles says "Next you'll we'll be trying to understand the middle east.": [[SarcasmMode "Yeah because it's not like they have culture or speak English or eat pizza!]] Seriously what's up with that line?"
** His reaction to the turtles being summoned by a cow head: "(holds up a bottle of beer) Man, what's in this stuff?"
** "I own your asses! You will dance when I command you to dance!"
** After having [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome quoted an entire monologue of "Dante's Inferno"]] (specifically the bit about entering Hell), what's his response to the audience's (possible) reactions? "...''Read a book, people!''"
** "Oh dear god, they've found the [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Ark of the Covenant]]! (covers his eyes) Nobody look at it!"
** The combination of a freaked out Linkara staring at the cow head '''apparently about to swallow the Turtles and Archie''' set to the TMNT theme.
** "See how he just lays there in the tube? Clearly his power is increasing!!!"
** "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Man Ray?" [[PinkyAndTheBrain "I think so, Brain. But if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?"]]
** "Well, let's dig into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet Archie and- wow, I really just said that, didn't I?"
** "''Gasp''! [[StandardFemaleGrabArea You have grabbed my arms in an awkward manner]]! ''I surrender immediately''!
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[[folder:Lunatik #1]]
* Lunat!k #1; 'Because poor literacy is- ({{Beat}})- '''COMPLETELY NONSENSICAL'''
** The shout-out to Kickassia happening that same week.
-->"That's a good idea! Let's take a little vacation, I'll finish the review when I get back."
--> Three months later...
-->(Linkara sits back down) "They caught up with me outside [[{{Kickassia}} Molossia]]."
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[[folder:Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1]]
* Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1: " That's why I printed this huuuuuuuuuuge picture of you. HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!! * {{Beat}}* [[FoeYay Marry me.]]
** He comments on the logo of the comic with words "ChuckNorris" taking up a third of the page and on the superhero-like outfit of Chuck Norris. He continues with "Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this won't be an [[{{Sidekicks}} ego trip]] for old Chucky." Cue the first page with a thought bubble "Chuck Norris is the best!"
---> '''Linkara:''' Well, that didn't take long.
** When TM prays for something to save him from having to talk about the book he hasn't read - the Cult of the Klaw attack the school.
---> '''Linkara''' (acting overjoyed): Thank God - TERRORISTS!
** The return of Ninja Style Dancer, as an example of a REAL ninja, instead of the losers in the comic. "You make me feel like dancing..."
** His rant at the end of the video, in which he says how Chuck Norris is overrated as an "All-Seeing Badass God"... which ends with him saying: "Besides, we all know Creator/MrT has more superpowers than Chuck Norris!"
** His comment on the use of "Bammo!" as an UnsoundEffect.
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[[folder:Warrior 2-3]]
* The reveal that Dr. Linksano is one of the Schlumper brothers from Spoony's Party Mania review.
** Another moment of pure hilarity - "You're giving the slash ficcers material!" lampshading the FoeYay that many will be pointing out.
*** Not to mention that in this universe, both Linkara and Spoony are Johnny from ''TheRoom''. The outtakes take it even further, with both of them improvising further lines in-character after a mistake.
** Pretty much all of the battle royale at the end, from the Robotic Grabby Thing Mark Two to Dr. Bearsano.
** The ShoutOut to ''1408''.
--->[[spoiler:"We've Only Just Begun" starts playing]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Insano''': Kill it! Keel et! Keel et! {Attacks radio}]]
** Dr. Hulksano. This is all.
** The review continues the proud tradition of random time-dimension crossover cameos... with a few twists.
*** Angry Joe rants angrily about the section he has just read, only to be revealed to be neither Linkara nor Insano. He just snuck in.
--->'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]''': My GOD this comic blows! I can't believe anyone let this thing see print, much less FOUR ISSUES of it!
--->'''Linkara''': Joe, what the hell are you doing? I went to take a bathroom break for a minute, and now you're doing my review?
--->'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]''': (A few seconds of silence, followed by him throwing the comic away and running off)
*** Iron Liz asks everyone's immediate question. "Who the hell am I?"
** This bit, with Spoony and Linkara's voices over the Nostalgia Chick and Marzgurl, respectively:
-->'''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': Yeah, the slow ass route. (Pause) Hey, do I look weird to you?
-->'''Marzgurl/Linkara''': No, just as masculine as ever.
-->'''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': (promptly [[ManIFeelLikeAWoman fondles hirself]] then feels her face)
** Or this bit:
-->'''Linkara''': [[TheMatrix Because as you know, Mr. Anderson, it is purpose that created us.]]
-->'''Dr. Insano''': Purpose that connects us.
-->'''Nostalgia Chick''': Purpose that pulls us.
-->'''Benzaie''': That guides us.
-->'''Bhargo''': That drives us.
-->'''LordKat''': That defines.
-->'''Bennett the Sage''': It is purpose that binds us.
-->'''Linkara''': We're here because of you, Mr. Anderson, we're here to take from you-- (looks around) Wait, where the hell did you all come from?!
*** The outtakes reveal that it took a while for everyone to stop cracking up at Bennett popping up in the foreground and suddenly blocking out half the screen. Then they hit on the idea that his head in profile would be even funnier, and it starts all over again.
** Dr. Linksano's attempt to explain how his universe is different from ours.
-->'''Dr. Linksano''': For example, in ''my'' universe, Wayne Brady is ''black!''
-->'''Spoony:''' He's black in this universe, too...
-->'''Dr. Linksano:''' Silence, you sad, silly bastard!
** Dr. Bearsano: "I've done things I'm not proud of, but they were all very adorable."
** There's also Linkara's "our hero, ladies and gentlemen" RunningGag. However, thanks to the dimension shifts, this line is instead delivered by [[spoiler:[[EnsembleDarkHorse M]][[KillerRobot e]][[CompleteMonster c]][[AIIsACrapshoot h]][[EvilIsCool a]][[KnightOfCerebus k]][[NightmareFuel a]][[EvilerThanThou r]][[ArchEnemy a]]]].
** The Silent Movie universe, complete with black and white, piano, AntiquatedLinguistics, and title cards to let you know what they just said.
---> '''Spoonkara''': I say, dear boy, if the hues were incorrect in the starting collection, perhaps you should simply have stayed the course for the next one!
---> '''Dr. Linksano''': By George, [[MediumAwareness where IS that piano noodling coming from]]?
---> '''Spoonkara''': [[MediumAwareness And why do we seem to vanish after we open our mouths]]?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 3]]
* From ''The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 3'' there's: Linkara summoning a [[PowerRangersInSpace Battlizer]] and performing his "I AM A MAN!!" punch on the aforementioned comic, causing it so be set on fire.
-->'''Linkara''': I told you I was saving it.
** Not to mention Linkara's freakout leading to him creating "Beppo the Invisible Monkey" (while obviously disoriented).
--->'''Linkara''': WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, FRANK?! WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS MINISERIES?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING ME REVIEW THIS?! ''(lunges for the camera)'' ''WHY?!'' SOMEBODY, SEND HELP! '''''GAAAAAAAAAA'''''--\\
''(Feed cuts off; a [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties "Please Stand By" screen]] displays for several seconds)''\\
'''Linkara''': ''(clothes and hat disheveled)'' You know, people often ask me how I can cope with such horrible comics...well, it's all thanks to the help of Beppo, the invisible monkey! ''(off to the side)'' Isn't that right, Beppo?\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Linkara''': ''(to the camera)'' [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Beppo says 'yes']]".
** Also worth noting is that Beppo is also a ShoutOut to Silver Age Superman's pet Kryptonian monkey.
** ''Linkara'': Hello and Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn! Say... * Pulls out his pocket watch* It's Mill- * [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Gets up and tries to make a break for it]]*
** In response to Miller naming a porn star to who takes up the name Big Barda "Hot Gates" in a reference to ''300'', Linkara plays the clip of Benzaie explaining that ''[[ThreeHundred 300]]'' is really about '''constipation''' while driving to film ''{{Kickassia}}'' just to show how great interpretation of symbolism is. Best. TakeThat. Ever.
*** Made even better by JewWario's reaction.
** "[[INeedAFreakingDrink Back to the bottle]]." ''(chugs from a brown-bagged liquor bottle)''
** "So here's a [[CuteKitten video of a kitten instead]]!"
** TheStinger at the end. "Eh, who are you people? Where's my soup? You want to see pictures of my grandchildren?"
** Linkara saying that FrankMiller has "all the subtlety of an elephant singing Ave Maria while doing the can-can," just for the imagery.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: Fit to Win]]
* In ''Tandy Computer Wiz Kids'', the teacher asks her students what this great new enterprise is that will energize the economy like never before. Linkara gives a gleeful shout of "Prostitution!"
** The appearances of VideoGame/DukeNukem and {{Popeye}}.
** The Stinger: [[spoiler: DID YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM?! YOU DID, YOU SONS OF BITCHES!]]
** Him making fun of the blatant ProductPlacement: "Alec, why are you doing a commercial? I know all this, I BOUGHT it!"
** He decides that the main characters are all undercover policemen.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Anita Blake: The Laughing Corpse #1-2]]
* Linkara doing ''AnitaBlake: The Laughing Corpse'' as Harvey Finevoice. You'd think it gets old after a while, but...
** "The kids were playing with ''Jell-O'' again!"
** "No, that's a Barbie doll."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Freak Force #1]]
* Freak Force #1; 90's Kid's SuspiciouslySimilarSong version of the theme song. That is all.
--> "90's Kid! He is a man! NO... wait, he is a kid! Uh, wait! Aren't I 90's Kid? Wh-Why am I talking about 90's Kid as if I'm not actually here?"
** Also his alternate version of the normal second lines:
--->"Brodsky, you are a genius! [[RobLiefeld Liefeld]], [[LikeAGodToMe you are my god]]! What's another word that rhymes with genius...?"
** The voices he gives to the characters. [[LargeHam Good]] ''[[LargeHam Lord]]''.
** All of 90's Kid's complaints of the book.
--->"I believe they should add ''guns'' to the American flag."\\
"A redhead walks down the street wearing striped pants that kinda make her look mint flavored."\\
"Clearly he was pondering if it would be wise to add more pouches to his huge shoulder pads. For the record, the answer is ''CHA!!''"\\
"Cha! Big red dudes go on top of the Christmas tree, not the fire escape."\\
"Whoa, this guy can make an Ace of Base album of out of old beer cans!"\\
"Dude, no ones' gonna take you serious with a name like Mighty Man! You should add "blood" to it! Or at least Strike. That's Stryke with a Y."
** 90's Kid doing the comic's sound effects.
--->''[[DoomyDoomsOfDoom DOOM DOOM DOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!]]''
** When 90's Kid gets bored and decides to play Justice League Task Force on his Megadrive instead, the fact that the cartridge that was previously in was ''Shaq Fu''. (And in the credits, Linkara says he owns ''two'' copies).
*** It gets better: He plays the game on the highest difficulty because it's "Hard Core" and then gets curb stomped... and promptly gets curb stomped again and proclaims the game awesome.
*** And in lieu of an ending 90's kid just keeps playing. and according to Pollo it just goes on like that for an hour.
** The look of sheer shock and horror at 90's Kid's performance that Harvey Finevoice gives is absolutely hysterical as he asks Pollo what he was thinking asking 90s Kid to do the show and can he take over next week, please.
** It's a cliche to call something a "Crowning X Of Awesome", but in this case it's true. 90s Kid's appearances are usually [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moments Of Funny]] on their own, so giving him ADayInTheLimelight makes the whole episode a Crowning Episode Of Awesome.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Chain Gang War #1]]
* From Chain Gang war #1:
-->'''Iron Liz:''' * holds up a huge Nerf gun* We're here to tell you about {{Scientology}}.
** The [[TheMuppets "Get the animal"]] RunningGag. That is all.
** When your silencer is THAT long, it's reached "CompensatingForSomething" territory...
** Harvey's line in the stinger: "Ya did good, kid. But ditch [[TheVoiceless the ninja]], he doesn't shut up."
** Liz's ill-fated attempt to put on Linkara's glasses, all as [[Series/DoctorWho Song For Ten]] plays uninterrupted.
** "Which, according to my calculations is . . . $59.98 before tax. I think this calculator is broken."
** Ninja Dancer's cards, used instead of talking.
---> I am silent as the ballerina.
*** [[ThrowItIn "As a ninja, my cards are out of order to confuse my enemies."]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Ewoks #9]]
* From Ewoks #9: "I'm distracting you so she can stab you."
** A StealthHiBye... from [[spoiler:Bear]].
** Regarding the foot soldiers:
-->'''Linkara:''' It gets better. They're robots!\\
'''Iron Liz:''' Cool! That means [[StuffBlowingUp they can blow up]]!\\
'''Linkara:''' I know!
** Linkara and Liz go through a whole triumphant post-battle ending scene, complete with ''PoliceSquad'' style freeze-frame gag... then realize they still have to review the second half of the comic.
*** Best part? ''They're just holding still.'' They hold that pose for 20 seconds with those goofy expressions.
** Pollo asking Harvey Finevoice if he ever lights up his cigarette at all.
** Liz doing a happy victory dance to the Ewok celebration song from ''Return of the Jedi''... as a confused Linkara looks on.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Cable #2]]
* From Cable #2; [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yes, I'm Dan Green; voice actor extraordinaire. And apparently I ink comic books too.]]
** Pollo telling other more obscure past characters that Linkara returned and they won't be needing any more special guests.
** In response to the sentence "The sounds work my spinal column like a piano" [[spoiler: Linkara plays the piano piece "The Entertainer" on his spine.]]
** "Never, ever let '90s Kid host my show ever again! Ever!"
** "Damn you, ancient Egypt! When will your evil tendrils let go of present day America?" Then cut to a picture of pyramids played to [[StarWars the imperial march]].
** "Oh my God, [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} The Companion Cube is out for revenge!]]"
** "Well, I'm back from being imprisoned on Lord Vyce's ship and I'm ready to review again. That's why today we're digging into Cable #2." {{beat}} "I quit."
*** His face also melts into total disgust during that beat! And doooon't you forget it!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The California Raisins 3-D #2]]
* From California Raisins 3D: "I just said 'heroic raisin.' My dignity will never be the same again."
** The title card, featuring two 3D-ified California Raisins confronting Linkara while doing the "L for Loser" thing with their hands. It's pretty funny.
** The female raisins. That is all.
** His obsession with the FridgeLogic associated with the biology of living food products.
---> Ah, so here we're getting some details on the biology; when he was young, he was just a burger patty. If that's the case, then where did the buns come from- did they grow out of him like hair? If that's the case, then why are his eyes embedded in the bun?
** "Now let's play some better music." * No music plays* "You can't hear it because it's in 3-D, wait."
** After the raisins get a letter informing them about an anonymous gift of a mansion:
---> '''Linkara:''' P.S.: I am a Nigerian prince and I wish to send you my fortune.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Hardcore Station #1]]
* From Hardcore Station #1: "Space Stalin has a tiny penis." ItMakesSenseInContext, I swear!
--->90's Kid: Dude! [[BrickJoke I just beat Justice League Task Force]]!
** His CallBack to the Ultimates 3 review [[spoiler: where Tony Stark has been replaced by a robot]]: "Ahm totally bein' serious! One time * while showing two fingers, then fixing the number* I-I got replaced by a robot, who drank even more then I did. * beat* You're a very pretty man..."
** So let's dig into Hardcore Station #1 and see if this place is that hardcore! * beat* Of course it isn't, what show do you think you're watching?
** "So that dream I had where I was fighting evil alongside the [[Series/DoctorWho Seventh Doctor]] on board the [[Franchise/StarTrek Enterprise]] was because I wanted a sandwich?"
** "[...] and savor the end of your quest" [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Dun-dun-dun-DUN!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Brute Force #1]]
* From Brute Force #1; [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/it_looked_good_on_paper_i_swear_5048.PNG The interpretation of the scientist's plan of bio-mech animals as a means of saving the environment.]]
** Set off by triumphant music. Just imagine the old Windows "shutdown" noise or something.
** '''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome ROBO-BEAR]] [[UpToEleven VERSUS]] [[SoBadItsGood CYBER]] GORILLA.''' That is all.
*** No, it isn't. '''ROBO-BEAR VERSUS CYBER-GORILLA ''WITH [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome GHOST]] [[Music/{{Nightwish}} LOVE]] SCORE'''''. [[SoCoolItsAwesome You're welcome]].
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Does Flipper need to choke a bitch]]?"
** When the doctor tells his son that Tastee Burgers are funded by the organization cutting down the rain forest, this exchange happens.
--> Kid: But Tastee Burgers are cool! Tastee Tony says so and he's neat.
--> [[Series/DoctorWho Cyberman]]: There is logic in what he says.
** Shortly followed by:
--> Doctor: But if they work for Flex, and Flex is clearing rain forests, then... [[InsaneTrollLogic that's where they've taken him!]]
--> Linkara: *shocked expression*
--> Cyberman: There is logic in what he s-
--> Linkara: NO THERE ISN'T!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Amazing Spider-Man: Skating on Thin Ice #1]]
* In ''SpiderMan: Skating on Thin Ice'', a literal interpretation of the phrase "alcohol abuse."
** In reference to the cover, asking whether Spidey is a dealer and whether one of the drugs he's peddling is hydrochloric acid.
---> "I can't get the ''buzz'' without the ''burn'', man!"
** Linkara's take on Electro's {{Mook}} noting his boss' BondVillainStupidity?
** "What does Aces stand for?" * pictures of AceVentura, [[Series/DoctorWho Ace]], and [[Series/RedDwarf Ace Rimmer]]* .
---> "Pff. My ideas were cooler."
** "Wait, you're letting the kids have independent thought? What the hell kind of PSA ''is'' this?"
** "Sneak into their bedrooms at night and loudly proclaim ''[[NoIndoorVoice "HI! I'M SPIDERMAN AND I'M IN YOUR ROOM!"]]''."
** [extremely over-exaggerated dramatic reveal music] "OH MY GOD, HE HAS SWEETARTS!"
** Linkara's GenreSavvy-ness.
---> '''Spiderman''': That's a decision only you can make, but I want to help you make an ''informed'' decision. Interested?
---> '''Linkara''': Oh, boy. He better not start singing...
** Linkara's take on SpiderMan's explanation for his knowledge
---> '''Kid''': How do you know so much about me, Spidey?
---> '''SpiderMan''': (cheerfully) Please, [[OneMoreDay I've consorted with]] {{Satan}}. I know stuff about you that'd destroy your already fragile psyche!
** This:
--> '''Electro''': Turn around, Spider-Man. I want to see your face before you die.
--> '''Linkara''': ...''[[FridgeLogic He's wearing a mask]]!''
** "Right round! Like a record, baby!"
** "Just as I suspected, petrified urinal cakes."
** Near the end, Linkara sums up the way the message of the comic was delivered by showing a clip of [[SouthPark Mr. Mackey]] saying over and over "DrugsAreBad".
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force]]
* The {{Montage}}s of the various security teams from Franchise/StarTrek getting [[RedShirt repeatedly]] [[TheWorfEffect worfed]] during his review of the ''StarTrekEliteForce'' comic book, set to the end credits music from ''Film/DawnOfTheDead''.
** Ensign Munro's LampshadeHanging on the Vohrsoth's crappy animation.
** "I am Captain Linkara of the USS...uh...* looks around* ...[[LineOfSightName Green Futon!]]"
** "...Science is EVIL."
** After Tuvok says that the assimilated Foster couldn't be saved, a cut to a title card that says "And now a short list of people who have been assimilated but were saved" including Picard, Janeway, Torres and Tuvok himself with the caption "Yes, you too, jackass."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Action Comics #592]]
** Linkara's ShoutOut in the opening narration:
---> '''Narrator:''' ''"...the sort of mistake almost anyone could make."''
---> '''Linkara:''' (as Big Barda) ''"What do you mean Chik-fil-A isn't open on Sundays!?"''
---> '''Narrator:''' ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E11TurnLeft "A right turn, instead of a left."]]''
---> '''Linkara:''' ''"Oh great; now [[Series/DoctorWho David Tennant's]] dead and [[ApocalypseHow the stars are going out!]]"''
** Darkseid considers the greater workings of the universe: "Where does string come from?"
** Linkara's reaction to Superman's "WonderWoman under all that glop" comment after he rescues Barda from Sleez's mind control.
** "Puberty was not fun for Darkseid."
** The description that Barda comes from an environment "where [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour 1984]] is considered a lighthearted comedy".
** "Oh, a big metal tube that shoots lasers. No one can stop you now. Unless, you know, they have guns... or bombs... or stabbing objects... [[RockBeatsLaser really hard rock]]..."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Action Comics #593]]
* The PreviouslyOn sequence in ''Action Comics'' #593 occasionally cuts to That Jewish Guy nonchalantly eating a sandwich. Which is eventually revealed as [[spoiler:just two pieces of bread.]] ''That Jewish Guy keeps eating it''.
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis After. Dinner. Mint.]]
** "I remember a goat, salad dressing, and a traffic cone. After that it gets ''weird''."
** Pollo asking [[spoiler:[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Tom Servo]]]] if he ever feels "not so fresh".
** Linkara pointing out how, if Big Barda watched TheRing, the video would consist of Barda beating up Samara.
** When Grossman shouts that {{Superman}} has got "all the sex appeal of a side of beef":
---> '''Linkara:''' That's not what [[SlashFic slashficcers]] seem to think...
** Bennett the Sage wanting to be the only Frenchman on the site. Complete with [[LargeHam hammy accent]]
** The FridgeLogic that, given the timeline, Darkseid has been sitting on Mr. Miracle's comfy chair for ''two days'' before Mr. Miracle realized that he was there, and then going on to wonder if Mr. Miracle ''thought Darkseid was his wife''.
** The sheer impracticality of the locking mechanism.
---> '''Mr. Miracle:''' Honey, I left the little mirror things in the kitchen, we'll have to sleep on the lawn again tonight!
** Superman, hunting Sleez, can't use XRayVision because the sewer pipes are made of lead: "I can track Sleez by smell, if I have to!"
--> '''Linkara (as Superman)'': "Oh, geez! Oh, oh, man, that was a mistake! Why did I try to do that in a sewer?!?"
** "Tonight, on MasterpieceTheater, Darkseid brings you LaurenceOlivier as Theatre/RichardIII.
** "Is that a [[AfterLastSeason cardboard MRI machine?]]
** Just the tagline in and of itself is funny - [[DudeNotFunny "Anyone who says 'bow-chicka-wow-wow' to what's happening in this garbage will be punched in the face"]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Top 15 Comics I'll Never Review]]
* From his Top 15 Comics I'll Never Review video: [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Boner. Boner boner. Boner boning a boner. Boner boner. Erect penis."]]
** "I'm not paying a hundred bucks for porn! [[TheInternetIsForPorn I have the internet, dangit]]!"
*** "Comicbook/LostGirls. It's porn~!"
** His dad showing up as the AnthropomorphicPersonification of The Internet and Linkara's Fandom
** After categorially refusing to trash ''MarvelZombies'': "Is there anything more awesome than BruceCampbell taking out zombie superheroes?" ({{Beat}}) "Well, okay, yes, but you gotta admit it's hard to top Robo-Bear Versus Cyber-Gorilla."
** "I don't want to see [[BarackObama President Obama]] fighting zombies or John [=McCain=] riding a ''[[TyrannosaurusRex T.Rex]]''. ...I do want to see [[MemeticBadass Teddy Roosevelt]] doing that, though."
** The {{Nextwave}} RunningGag.
** His ''utter horror and revulsion'' at the abomination that is {{Sonichu}}. Completely understandable, yet still somehow hilarious.
** The face he makes at the thought of what Hollywood would do to ''Comicbook/LostGirls''.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:100th Episode]]
* His 100th Review:
** [[Series/{{Angel}} And one world with nothing but shrimp. I tired of that one quickly.]]
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext ZOMG, Sonic is a]] [[Series/BattlestarGalacticaReimagined Cylon]]!
** The ending of the 100th review [[spoiler:has almost all his characters along with the entire TGWTG crew singing his theme song...including Ninja Style Dancer and the Bear.]]
*** And Dr. Insano gets the "Of course! Don't you know anything about ''science''?" line.
*** When the Cinema Snob says "He has a magic gun!" in an ''incredibly angry voice''.
** [[DeathTrap His little surprise for anyone that decides to try to take over his old place]] - Which leads to Phelous needing to come BackFromTheDead, again.
** PowerRangers toys as GRatedDrug - "I can quit whenever I want!"
** "All are one in Darkseid."
** [[HypocriticalHumor "It'd be like if I suddenly had access to the technology of]] PowerRangers and Franchise/StarTrek [[HypocriticalHumor without any kind of explanation of how I did" as he holds up his phaser and one of his morphers.]]
*** (realising what he's holding) "OK, moving on".
** A sketch following Robotnik's NonSequitur reply to Sonic:
---> '''Linkara!Sonic:''' I've super speed, you weird mustached bastard!
---> '''Linkara!Robotnik:''' Oh, is that so? Well, it just so happens that [[CardCarryingVillain I am evil, and sick, and twisted]]...
---> '''Linkara!Sonic:''' (holding an energy drink) Mm? Oh, sorry, while you were talking how evil you are, I rescued everybody, got something to drink, AND gave you a wedgie.
---> '''Linkara!Robotnik:''' (checks his back) ({{beat}}) So you have...
** "I'll make them play [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Sonic 2006]], I'm that twisted!"
** "It's so real, that you'll think you're part of the adventure! It's so real, that you'll be wetting yourself in fear!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Nolan Ryan #1]]
* Due to the subject of [[spoiler: ''Tony the Tiger'' and ''Nolan Ryan'' helping a depressed kid ''with '''baseball''''']], the entirety of the "Nolan Ryan in 'The Winning Pitch'" review.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Transformers #4-5]]
* {{Transformers}} #4 and 5 - The DullSurprise RunningGag
** Optimus Prime says that "retreat and surrender don't compute" with the Autobots.
---> Linkara!Optimus: "They really need to download the update."
** Megatron says that he and Optimus Prime need to have a talk. Cue Linkara saying in his Megatron voice [[TheTalk "When two robots love each other very much..."]]
** Supply your own dialogue, because the writers forgot to!
** "Faster, Superion!" (Said by Optimus as he clings to a flying Superion.)
-->'''Linkara!Optimus''': WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! This is the most fun I've had in my entire life.
** [[TakeThat Seriously Sir!]] [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella's daughter]] [[StrangledByTheRedString reverse imprints on that werewolf guy!]] [[TakeThat This thing is messed up!]]
** The [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome "You got the touch"]] transformation [[AwesomeMoments scene]], followed by:
--> Optimus Prime: I am Optimus Prime. I am a soldier. I fight. That's what I do. I shoot down [[HumongousMecha giant robots]] single-handed straight through the face because [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I am Optimus Prime]]. ({{Beat}}) [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]].
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #1-2]]
* SilentHill Dead/Alive #1 and 2 - Linkara's reaction to the fact that Christabella can feel pain, particularly wanting to get popcorn when she was going to be punished.
** The TimBurton movie description
** "Hi Trapezoid Head!"
** Still bothered by how Loren got a copy of demonic book at Ebay, as well as drifting off to Captain Picard playing poker.
** [[EldritchAbomination Pyramid Head]] being more properly described as [[OffModel Door Stopper Head]]
** The Insert Your Own ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' TakeThat because he feels like it's getting old with him making them.
** Ash dosn't like it when you steal his catchphrase...
*** Neither does Linkara, for that matter...
-->'''"Hero" of the Comic:''' "Groovy."
-->'''Linkara:''' "You did NOT. '''Just. ''Say that.'''''
** The ensuing UnstoppableRage.
-->'''Linkara:''' THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST COMICS I'VE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
** "Who the hell calls their dog 'Bear'?" *''[[StealthHiBye notices his teddybear sitting next to him]]''* "[[TheRoom Oh hi, doggie]]."
** Playing cheery "1950s commercial" music over a particularly stupid BigLippedAlligatorMoment sequence to turn it into BlackComedy.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #3-4]]
* And then in the review of issues #3 and #4, defeating the OminousFog of SilentHill...with a ''hand-held electric fan.''
--> "It pays to be prepared."
** The [[spoiler:delusion of the]] [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Critic's]] reaction to Linkara's pushing his [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Bat Credit Card]] BerserkButton.
--> Normal voice - "Well that's just immature." ({{Beat}}) "[[UnstoppableRage A Bat credit card!!]]"
** Linkara!Lenora: "Could someone please pass the visine?!"
** The MortalKombat BrickJoke.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #5]]
* The outtake at the end of #5: Lewis has trouble getting something out of his jacket, briefly tries to salvage the take, and then runs off camera to Liz singing him out Looney Tunes style.
** The comment at the end of the credits, where Linkara apologizes for the {{Dallas}} joke, and notes that he is really to young to be making jokes like that. Hits particularly close to home if you found it funny, but are really too young to be ''getting'' jokes like that.
*** For that matter, the {{Dallas}} joke in the first place.
** Christabella: "Let's just call him "Bones" shall we?"
--> [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Leonard "Bones" McCoy]] - "I'm quaking, but I don't know if it's with laughter or terror."
** After a character talks about giving someone "a gift":
--->[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Here, have a bag of money.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive Review Alternate Endings]]
* His alternate ending to his Dead/Alive review where he dances to Michael Jackson's "Thriller".
** The entire alternate ending video. Besides the Thriller dance, which is arguably also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for the fact that he did it, there was also the entirety of the phone calls interupting his BadassBoast, concluding with the part telling WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob that he had the Manimal comic, finally getting his attention and then hanging up on him.
** The first comment on the TGWTG posting of the video: "Never wear that shirt again."
** The ''Silent Hill'' trademark UFO Ending getting derailed when the [=UFOs=] are shot down by [[spoiler:[[PowerRangersInSpace the Astro Megaship]]]].
** Also, his battle with Pyramid Head being interrupted by freaking [[PowerRangers Zordon]]!
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[[folder:Spider-Man: The Greatest Responsibility]]
* During the review of ''Spider-Man: The Greatest Responsibility'', Mary Jane explains to Peter that regardless of what crap they face, they'll be together forever. Cut to Linkara glaring at ''OneMoreDay''.
-->'''Linkara:''' ....'''I HATE YOU'''.
** SpiderMan - "So what's the plan?" Scarlet Spider: "I was thinking, maybe, staying alive."
--> Linkara!Spider-Man: "[[WaxingLyrical Well, you can tell by the way I walk I'm a woman's man]], but how is that supposed to help?"
** The title card is pretty funny by and of itself.
** "I'm reading blogs while watching [[RuleThirtyFour three different kinds]] of [[TheInternetIsForPorn porn]] and [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil pirating video games]] directly into my brain!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Action Comics #1]]
* During his review of Action Comics #1, the first appearance of Superman, he uses the 'I am a MAN!' punch and pulls Liz into the review.
--> '''Linkara:''' "Liz? What are you doing here?
--> '''Liz:''' "I don't know."
** And in the outtake: "Those are my sunglasses!"
** When he reaches the "scientific explanation" for Superman's powers: "Oh, this oughta be good".
** The romantic flying scene of Superman 1 done by "bouncing".
** His reaction to the "embroiled with Europe" line was priceless.
--> Linkara: "[[SarcasmMode That son of a bitch wants America to oppose]] [[AdolfHitler Hitler]]! [[SarcasmMode Stop him]] {{Superman}}!
** When Superman properly explains how electric wires work, cut to Linkara reading ''The Physics of Superheroes''. "Dear God, he's ''right!''"
** At the beginning of the review: "Basically, a thought occurred to me a few months ago: [[NonSequitur grape G2 gatorade is really good. Yeah that has nothing to do with this but it really does taste good.]] Anyway, I was wondering about the superheroes that I love so much and got to thinking how much has changed over the years..."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Amazing Fantasy #15]]
* [[SpiderMan Amazing Fantasy #15]]- Peter Parker's honking fingers.
** Linkara!SpiderMan: "Haven't you heard? I'm a science major!" [[MemeticMutation YEAAA]][[CSIMiami HHHHHH!!!]]
** The Acme Warehouse? My God! He's got access to the advanced technology of [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Wile E. Coyote!]]
** The Title card in and of itself is hilarious - SpiderMan carrying Linkara under his arm and swinging around, forcing Linkara to listen to all of his angsting, all expressed in one giant word balloon.
** Any time he insinuates that Peter will probably commit murder.
--> Peter: Some day they'll be sorry! Sorry that they laughed at me!
--> Linkara: I see a killing spree in his future!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Detective Comics #27]]
* [[{{Batman}} Detective Comics #27]]- Linkara using his [[GutturalGrowler Batman voice]] for Bruce Wayne...as a ''child''.
** The Batman musical from ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond'' playing over (well under) the end credits. [[EarWorm "A superstitious cowardly lot..."]]
** All the callbacks to Batman's other appearances on the show, like "Bees, my god" and hating rock and roll.
** A creature of the night... a... a...
--> Linkara!Bruce: A possum, that's it, I shall become a possum!
** Batman's VagueAge
-->So for the nerds out there, that would make batman roughly 23 or so when he started crimefighting. Now a days he's... thri... orty... ish?
** "I'm not Batman! No, n-no! I'm not Batman!"
-->"..."
-->"I'm Batman."
** His reaction to yet ''another'' cover with the hero carrying some guy in his arms.
-->'''Linkara!Batman:''' Huh, Spiderman's carrying some guy as well. And there goes Superman with Vincent Price. Must be Wednesday.
** "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot."
-->"Franky, don't step on that crack, you'll break your mother's back!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The X-Men #1]]
* [[XMen The X-Men #1]]: the CallBack to his XMen #1 review, with Professor X trying to explain expenses for the school to the Board of Directors.
--> Linkara!Professor X: Look, I can explain the wheel of death and the chompers... I thought my students needed more encouragement to do their homework.
--> Board Of Directors dude: ...Actually, we were going to ask you about the vending machines and the nutrition of your students... Spinning wheel of death you say?
** The book describe Professor X's thoughts as "indescrible".
--->'''Linkara!Professor X (thinking):''' ''I wonder, if I used Jell-O as a toothpaste, would it turn my teeth green?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Brute Force #2]]
* From Brute Force #2
-->'''Linkara:''' So, in your view, observe and do nothing can be reinterpreted as RocksFallEveryoneDies.
** 90's Kid's idea of how to save the environment.
-->'''90's Kid''': Duuuude! I know how we can stop pollution! We can use guns! And shoot all the garbage!
** When describing [[PsychoRangers Heavy Metal's]] last two members:
-->'''Linkara''': "Up top, there's a vulture with a metal mohawk, and finally there's..."
-->'''[[AustinPowers Dr. Evil]]''': "Sharks witth frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:New Kids on the Block #4]]
* From his review of NewKidsOnTheBlock #4:
** After learning that Mark Wahlberg was briefly in the NewKidsOnTheBlock: "For those of you unfamiliar with Mark Wahlberg, here's a movie he was in." (runs the "talking to a plastic plant" scene from ''TheHappening'').
** Linkara's comment about him having the feeling that the artist alley at the New Kids convention would contain {{yaoi}}/slash pictures of the New Kids members.
** Linkara's reaction to New Kids FanGirl Fanny Tweetersweet having a New Kids Toenail Analyzer:
-->'''Linkara:''' SECURITY!!!
** -->'''Caption:''' Our stockings were hung by the CD machine, in hopes that ol' Santa would soon make the scene.
-->'''Linkara:''' That won't work, for you see, it's a tight fit - SANTA COMES DOWN ''CHIMNEYS'', YOU BONEHEADED TWIT!
*** And then he continues the rest of the review in rhymes.
** [[IncrediblyLamePun That is quite possibly the worst pun I've ever heard in my entire life.]]
** "Santa doesn't fly!" *Cue the picture of Bearded Idiot* "That does not count!"
** [[spoiler: [[BrickJoke "Look at the pretty bunny!"]]]]
** In response to a couple of puns the band makes about vampires:
-->'''Linkara:''' Why are you talking? Everytime you talk, you only prove why you shouldn't.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Marvel Team-Up #127]]
* [[MarvelComics Marvel]] [[CrossOver Team-Up]] #127 - Comparing SpiderMan to [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]]. What really makes it funny is that Linkara isn't exactly known for being an Otaku, so this just seems to come out of nowhere.
** Linkara suggesting that Bette and her roommate were celebrating the holiday season by offering cocaine to their own god: Snowflame.
--> '''Linkara!Snowflame:''' Snowflame feels no pain.
** Mr. Chekov, the grandfather of the VictimOfTheWeek, [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome can't find any nuclear wessels.]]
** Uatu narrating with Linkara's impression of [[TwilightZone Rod Sirling]].
** "Oh, geez, are they gonna make me speak in rhyme again?"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]
* "Yes Virginia, there is a SantaClausConquersTheMartians comic."
** From the credits: [[FridgeLogic Why was there an air vent in the airlock?]]
** "Mmm, nothing like cabbage s'mores."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Top 15 Screw-Ups of AT4W]]
* Top 15 Screw Ups of Atop the Fourth Wall - [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Douchey McNitpick]] showing up to comment on Linkara's video. Turns into a CrowningMomentOfAwesome when Linkara participates in some OffscreenTeleportation to where he is and totally wails on the guy!
** Regarding Mark Wahlberg quickly quitting from New Kids on the Block, he plays again the scene from TheHappening with an added caption: "He was probably just talking to all the plants at the studio."
** "Zombie [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Not-Elvis]] would have GREATLY improved Batman: Fortunate Son".
** "[[TheInternetIsForPorn The Internet - It's For Porn!]]"
*** "Yes, my [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow research]] forced me to watch a woman taking off her clothes. [[SarcasmMode Truly, I have the worst job in the universe]]."
** Regarding Naked News, this particular joke, which he does while undressing (in parody of said Naked News): "In the weather today, a cold front at the upper areas of Minnesota, but then again, who should be suprised by that? [[SelfDeprecation It's Minnesota, we only have two seasons up here - winter and road construction]]. In the world of sports..."
** "So there you have it: the sciencs of bizarre creatures made out of sugary drinks and how they ''should'' act in the vaccum of space. ({{beat}}) We are a bunch of nerds."
** Douchey's subsequent beatdown after the video:
--> '''Douchey:''' Wait, how'd you find me?
--> '''Linkara:''' What is it about magic you people don't understand?!
* Referencing Sci Spy as a non-superhero comic, then realizing that the comic he's holding is a trade.
--> '''Linkara:''' Somebody collected '''''SCI-SPY?''''' *''{{Beat}}''* We'll get back to Sci-Spy next year.
* Said to Douchey: "So by swearing, I'd look as mature as you do, huh?" It actually confuses Douchey enough that he's silent until the end of the review.
* Regarding his Minnesota accent: "There are traces here and there, particularly when I say 'rum' or 'ruf'. It's just the way it is, and it isn't gonna change unless I spend every day saying ''ryoooooom'' and ''ryoooooof''."
[[/folder]]
* From his review of ''Pitt #1''- "[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries Harley Quinn]], Harley Quinn, Harley Quinn...Oh, look, a bunny!"
** "Looks like someone got... [[CSIMiami * sunglasses* ]] [[QuipToBlack Bent out of shape.]] [[MemeticMutation YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]]
** And his response to some terrible bickering dialogue: a long string of unrelated references and jokes delivered from either end of the couch as a mock-argument, culminating in [[CallBack "I was frozen today!"]]
** "No! Save tonight, fight the break of dawn! Come tomorrow, tomorrow I'll be gone!"
** “Do you see what I see?” “A star, a star, dancing in the night.”
** "If I see one mention of destrucity or skronking, then I'm calling it quits."
* Spoony's frequent cameos as the Ultimate Warrior, including one initiated by the mention of "Warrior" in ''Pitt #1''.
-->'''Linkara:''' "A warrior"? Oh, no. OH, NO!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: THAT'S RIGHT HOAKOGAN!! THE TUPPERWARES OF VICTORY HAVE BEEN FILLED!! [[PumaMan AND THE PUMA GOD, IN THEIR HOLY SPACESHIP]], HAVE SENT THE POWER OF THE WARRIORS TO FOKE AT ARBY'S!!!'''
-->'''Linkara:''' Not you!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: WILL YOU NOT MEET THE CHALLENGE OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR??!! I WILL PARACHUTE IN FROM THE WATERS OF THE SUN TO WRESTLEMANIA, HOAKOGAN, AND THERE I WILL UNITE THE POWER OF THE HULKAMANIACS WITH THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR AND TOGETHER THEY WILL BE''' '''''DESTRUCILICIOUS!!!'''''
-->'''Linkara:''' You're gonna warp space and time again. Go away!
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: IIIIIIIIII WILL WEAR YOUR HAT LIKE A PIÑATA, HOAKOGAN, I THINK ESPERANTO IS A LEGITIMATE LANGUAGE, AND SOON--'''
-->'''Linkara:''' ''Leave!''
-->'''Ultimate Warrior: ''* Skroooooooonk* '' '''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Scarlett #1]]
* Scarlett # 1: * flashes back to his Wolverine video game review, failing to crushed a beer can on the skull.* show off.
** "Punk is like death and crime and a rage of a beast, [[ValleyGirl Ya know?]]"
** "Uh sir, I think you've got the wrong room. This is about planning Steve's bachelor party."
** "[[GreenEggsAndHam I will not drink it at sunset; I will not drink it on a leaflet; I will not drink blood, Sam-I-Am; Now get your teeth off me before I spray you with pam]]"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Future Five #1]]
* "Oh hey, my student loan bill. Wait, my student loan bill!? [[CurseCutShort OH FU-!]]"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Ultimates 3]]
* Quicksilver and Magneto's father-son chat.
--> In my day, I would have been ''happy'' to get bullets in my kneecaps!
** [[LittleKuriboh Hello.]] * shoots him* Hello.
** His reaction to this line:
-->"Wasp, goin' to eat you up."
** The voices used for Magneto and Quicksilver.
** "OH MY GOD, HE ATE TOO MUCH PUDDING!!!"
** "All I did was swallow a Tic-Tac, how the hell did ''this'' happen?"
** Linkara singing [[Film/TheWizardOfOz "Somewhere Over the Rainbow"]]... in his Wolverine voice
** Grabbing a violin in preparation for a Wolverine backstory segment.
** Iron [[TheAlcoholic Drunk]], full stop.
** [[CrossesTheLineTwice "How do we know we can trust you?" "Well, you got AIDS!" * terrified expression* "Yeah, PWND you real good!"]]
** "[[PorkyPigPronunciation Sophistici-... sophisti-... Super mystified stuff.]] D.N.A.-specific. Designed to [[RunningGag assassissassissinate]] the Scarlet Witch."
** "And you can have your D.N.A.-specific bullet that only kills the Scarlet Witch overnight to you for 29.95 plus shipping and handling!"
** "Issue 4 opens with a flashback showing Magneto and Charles Xavier. And knowing the Ultimates, I'm quite surprised they aren't [[HoYay having]] [[FoeYay sex]] [[CovertPervert yet.]]"
** "And so our comic ends with the secret revelation of who ''really'' made the robots gain sentience... '''Granny Goodness!'''"
** This bit:
--> Valkyrie: Listen up, you bitch. I knew a girl like you in high school. Played all the boys 'cause she was this hottie. She even went after a guy I liked.
--> Linkara (as Valkyrie): And that girl's name was [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella Swan]]!
** From part 2
--> Linkara: BY DIEHARDS CROTCH! GOOD GOD WOMAN WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH YOUR SPINE?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Youngblood #2]]
* Linkara begins his review when Mechakara interrupts him, annoyed that he's ignoring him despite the ominous ending last time, so Linkara unceremoniously shoots him.
** All of Linkara's cutaways during Prophet's backstory.
*** "Someday I shall prove to ze world that ''Vonderbras'' should shoot ''laser beams!''"
*** Also in need of mention: "It vasn't outlandish, it vas [[CampGay FAAAAB-U-LOOOUS!!!]]"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers #1]]
* The final showdown with Black Lantern Spoony. "I'm not in your fucking way! Oh Jesus Christ, I think I just broke my foot in your ass!"
** Ninja-Style Dancer VS Mechakara. Pure freakin' hilarity.
*** Likewise [[spoiler:Pollo's]] final defeat at the hands of [[spoiler:[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Dr. Insano]]]]. Why? Because [[spoiler:[[DisproportionateRetribution he made Dr. Insano cut his beautiful hair!]]]]
---> [[spoiler: '''Dr. Insano''']]: "Eat this, robo-bitch!"
** Linkara's first reaction to finding himself tied up. "Oh, great. [[OldShame What did Bennett find this time]]?"
** Linkara using the I AM A MAN punch on [[spoiler: Mechakara. It doesn't work, and he clutches his hand in pain and shouts, "Why, why, WHY do I always try to punch robots?! It never works!"]]
** When Linkara puts in a plug for the prop guy who made his Green Ranger dagger, Mechakara gets even more annoyed.
--->'''Mechakara:''' Are you honestly doing a commercial in the middle of your review?\\
'''Linkara:''' Screw you, hippy! He gave me a discount!
** "Now back to that delightful Chocolate Rain song! And then I shall go and listen to why we should [[ChrisCrocker leave Britney alone]]! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"
** "[[TheRoom Oh hai]], robot version of me."
** "[[Series/RedDwarf Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide]], yaaaaaay!!!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Strange Adventures #136]]
* "Wow, this situation is really getting serious. I'd better switch to my ''[[RussianFashion serious hat!]]''
** The first appearance of [[spoiler:Linksano]]... who promptly gets smacked in the face by the door thanks to Linkara.
*** "Huh, could've sworn I heard something. Oh well...TIME TO MAKE WAFFLES!"
** I LOVE HIS [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Serious_Hat.jpg SERIOUS HAT]]!!!!
*** [[{{Firefly}} Pretty cunning, don't ya think?]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Doom's IV #½]]
* From ''Doom's IV ½''
** Linkara taking Liefeld's cereal metaphor and twisting it to fit his purposes.
** The ending, where [[spoiler:Dr. Linksano is catching up on this universe's Dr. Insano, finds out he got his AntiMagic Field Generator Kit to work, and vows revenge. Cue Pollo telling him to be quiet, and Linkara assumes 90's Kid is crashing in his storage room yet again, so he turns on the poison gas...]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:X-Men #1]]
* His review of ''XMen #1''. Particularly the RunningGag over Professor Xavier's attempt to justify his school budget's more... unorthodox items to the loan officer.
--> "Also, this thing about exploding robots...what's that all about?"
** Likewise, his impersonation of Rogue and Magneto.
-->'''Magneto:''' Uh, Rogue, why are you cocking your hip to one side?
-->'''Rogue:'''Oh, that's 'cause I'm like fish. When I'm up in the air flyin', I have to push my hips from side to side in order to move!
-->'''Magneto:'''But… then why are you ''standing'' like that?
-->'''Rogue:''' ([[HeroicBSOD breaks]]) [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "I! DON'T! KNOW!"]]
** "Honk if you like pancakes!"
** His shock at the artwork of Gambit and Beast coming out of the plane.
*** "AHHH! When did Beast and Gambit get possessed!"
** "Cyclops! How DARE you engage in good-natured ribbing, you're supposed to be an asshole!"
** "Ah, Gambit! Blows stuff up, wears a huge coat, is Cajun, and one of his lesser known abilities is his ''keen'' political insight.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Darker Image #1]]
* 90s Kid pointing how awesome it would be if Bludwolf's mohawk could decapitate people.
** And later-"Death-Blow is [[AwesomeMCCoolName awesome]]! He's got death! And blow! And...wait, that is [[FailOSuckyName kind of a stupid name, isn't it]]?"
** Linkara's utter surprise at seeing both Lobo AND Cable making pointless cameos in the comic.
** The character Mr. Butt's (yes, seriously) first name is [[spoiler:Seymour]]. Linkara responds to this IncrediblyLamePun by...pointing his magic gun at his own head.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 2]]
* From his Batman: [=DK2=] comic- "Ok, who captured [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Missingno?]]"
** "What do you want from me, Jay Leno? Why are you staring at me?!"
** The ending where Linkara discovers [[spoiler:There's a second issue of Sultry Teenage Super Foxes]].
** Pollo telling Linkara that [[spoiler:"some mad scientist" (IE: Linksano) is plotting his downfall]]. Linkara responds with-
--->'''Linkara''': Who the hell cares! They [[spoiler:made ANOTHER issue of Sultry Teenage Super Foxes]]! (Screams in horror at the comic in his hand).
** In attempting to do a serious analysis, he puts on the brainy specs and holds the book upside down.
** "'''Jack''' Kirby and '''Joe''' Simon, moron."
** Don't forget this funny bit:
---> '''Manga looking newscaster girl''': Hugely large alien spaceship attack whole big planet!!! Coming up next on Super Manga Giant Big News!! Now, baby, tonight!!! I'm cool and hard-boiled!!
---> '''Linkara''': Oh, how I wish Manga/SailorMoon would just walk out, twirl around fifty times and release a whole bunch of sparkly things to make this end.
* In response to Superman and Wonder Woman's "relationship"
---> '''Linkara:''' *indignant fury*
---> '''SNL 'Hardball' Sketch:''' ''"I'm gonna go ahead and assume you know why that's stupid and move on..."''
* When Batman talks about Carrie's plan to use a concert to start a revolution.
---> '''Batman''': I never would've conceived it. Not in a million years.
---> '''Linkara''': Of course not. Your undying hatred of rock n' roll would never allow you to take advantage of a concert Batman.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Sultry Teenage Super-Foxes #2]]
* Sultry Teenage Super Foxes #2:
** "[[spoiler: Mechakara]]! It's Morphing Time!" (fails to find morpher).
** [[spoiler: Mechakara]] [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] [[spoiler: its]] own status as EnsembleDarkHorse.
** So it was [[AllJustADream all a dream]]... [[TemptingFate they didn't]] ''really'' make a second issue of... (notices what he's holding in his hand, starts hyperventilating, screams in fear... only to cut to the theme song)
** "Cornered by the [[BreakingTheFourthWall fourth wall-breakers]]"/"Can Whatshername get out of this corner?"/"[[ItMakesSenseInContext You stay in that corner and think about what you've done, young lady!]]"
** ""Now!" What? What about "Now!"?"
** "Oh god, I'm in Sultry Teenage Super Foxes! [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Somebody get me outta here!]]"
** "It's almost as if women were people or somethin'!"
** "We suspect that [women] are actually some kind of butter."
** "No screams for ice cream? I imagine if I was a hellish woman inflicting terror upon my co-pilot, I would go for some Haagen-Dasz."
** "Heh, heh. I have no way of controlling them, no way of proving that they ''have'' this power I claim they do, and they could easily roast me, toast me and burn me to a crisp if they so desired. Damn, I got it sweet."
** "Naturally, two of the girls laugh out loud at the suggestion. And why wouldn't they? After all, it's not like [[Literature/{{Twilight}} they sparkle or are creepy stalkers]], like ''real'' vampires."
** "Man, this is the worst episode of ''Series/LawAndOrder'' ever."
** Continuously referring to the alien mothership as a "Space Calzone".
** "Poor Linkara, having to ''read'' this tripe!"
** "[[CompletelyMissingThePoint Oh my god, I want that hair!]]"
** "Yeah, what an asshole! Going out with another woman even you clearly established earlier that you weren't even dating and that he was just being nice to you, especially since [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking you're not even eighteen years old]]! ...wait, what?"
** "No! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Less! Less! Less!]]"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Star Trek/X-Men #1]]
* His 30-second summary of the second ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' episode "Where No Man Has Gone Before"- "I AM THE GOD! I AM THE GOD!"
** "Watch me move this Styrofoam cup!" * cup moves with a humming noise* "ISN'T THAT AWESOME?!"
** Or this exchange:
--->'''Dehner:''' So what if he's got godlike powers? Maybe he's really nice and having godline powers will help the species and he WON'T try to take over the universe!
--->* ChirpingCrickets*
--->'''Kirk:''' Lady, you've just totally reinvented stupid.
** From that same review, [[RobotBuddy Pollo]] in a hilariously oversized Starfleet uniform, singing the "Star Trekkin'" song.
** "The planet starts tearing itself apart..."
--->'''[[TheRoom Johnny:]]''' You're tearing me ''apart'', Lisa!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Athena #1]]
* "They should have just called this ''Athena's Butt'', it gets more panel time than her!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:JLA - Act of God Part 01]]
* From ''JLA Act of God - Part 1'':
-->'''Linkara:''' At the bar of Guy Gardner, former Green Lantern, then former superhero called Warrior...
-->'''Ultimate Warrior:''' Load the spaceship with the rocket fuel, ''load it with the words!''
-->'''Linkara:''' Dammit, not '''''that''''' Warrior!
** "Maybe I'll put salami on my sandwich. ...''and maybe not''."
** "Maxi-extreme ultra normal."
** The continuity alarm's message when it finally goes off near the end.
-->'''Linkara:''' Oh, what, '''now''' you decide to pipe up?
-->'''Continuity Alarm:''' ''(via text)'' You switched me off before the review. I'm back, baby!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:JLA - Act of God Part 02]]
* In part 2, when [[Comicbook/GreenLantern Kyle]] is still [[{{Wangst}} wangsting]] about the loss of his powers:
-->'''Kyle:''' Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
-->'''Neighbor:''' Shut up! We're trying to sleep! Go whine about your superpowers somewhere else!
** Linkara punching the comic.
** In response to Lois leaving Superman after he loses his powers:
--> '''Linkara:''' (to the continuity alarm) Are you going to shut me down for this?
--> '''Continuity Alarm:''' *''Nah, I'm gonna sit this one out.''*
--> '''Linkara:''' ''(deep breath)'' "'''BUUUUUULLLLLLLL.''' '''''CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!'''''" (goes on long rant about the nature of Clark Kent and his relationship with Lois to demonstrate just how bad the CharacterDerailment is)
** "Were we too arrogant, Clark-" "NO. YOU WEREN'T. ''SHUT UP.''"
** "Just look at Superman here, trying to seal that dam. You can just tell that he's thinking 'Hot damn, it's awesome to be exalted by humanity. I feel just like God. Maybe I should let this dam burst just to spite them all!'"
** "I have Booster Gold's ''entire first series'' in my hand, and I assure you he didn't save Ronald Reagan's life just for ''cash!'' ...Though it did help."
** [[{{Wangst}} I'm an alien, no-one understands me, wah, wah, wah!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:JLA - Act of God Part 03]]
* His entire response to Act of God Part 3, with him declaring himself never having been this angry since Superman: At Earth's End.
*** Leading to another funny moment: his near insanity thanks to [[spoiler: Dr. Linksano's "Black Light Event Generator"]].
** The reaction to seeing WonderWoman praying to the Christian god, despite the facts that her whole origin story is heavily based on the Greek mythology, and she frequently invokes the Greek pantheon.
--->'''Linkara''': Y' know, this comic is actually quite the argument for ''Satan's'' existence!
** Linkara comparing Doug Moench's knowledge of all non-Batman characters to his knowledge of Greek line dances, which is '''nothing'''.
** "Maybe the powers were a crutch." [[{{Scrubs}} "(to the tune of Westminster Chimes) WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. YOU'RE WRONG."]]
*** Hell, ANY gag-clip involving/relating to calling out the comic's stupidity.
** "Nine, eight, seven, si- BOOOM." [[Series/DoctorWho "You said 'ten seconds'." "Nobody's perfect, professor."]]
** "While the power of heroes may fade, it can never die... except for, you know, when Superman became a drunk, and Wonder Woman became a Catholic, and Guy Gardner became a shill, and Billy Batson became a radio announcer, and Blue Beetle and Booster Gold sold their tech, and Green Lantern became an obsessed freak... you know, ''besides'' for all of that."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:TMNT Meets Archie]]
* From his review of ''The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet [[ArchieComics Archie]]'' - "Oh dear god, what the hell is up with the art!? No, seriously, what the hell is up with the art on the turtles?!? They look like they're melting!"
--> Actually, ALL of his comments on the art are [=CMoF=], especially with lines like "SWEET JIMINY CHRISTMAS!"
** After one of the turtles says "Next you'll we'll be trying to understand the middle east.": [[SarcasmMode "Yeah because it's not like they have culture or speak English or eat pizza!]] Seriously what's up with that line?"
** His reaction to the turtles being summoned by a cow head: "(holds up a bottle of beer) Man, what's in this stuff?"
** "I own your asses! You will dance when I command you to dance!"
** After having [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome quoted an entire monologue of "Dante's Inferno"]] (specifically the bit about entering Hell), what's his response to the audience's (possible) reactions? "...''Read a book, people!''"
** "Oh dear god, they've found the [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Ark of the Covenant]]! (covers his eyes) Nobody look at it!"
** The combination of a freaked out Linkara staring at the cow head '''apparently about to swallow the Turtles and Archie''' set to the TMNT theme.
** "See how he just lays there in the tube? Clearly his power is increasing!!!"
** "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Man Ray?" [[PinkyAndTheBrain "I think so, Brain. But if we give peas a chance, won't the lima beans feel left out?"]]
** "Well, let's dig into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles meet Archie and- wow, I really just said that, didn't I?"
** "''Gasp''! [[StandardFemaleGrabArea You have grabbed my arms in an awkward manner]]! ''I surrender immediately''!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Lunatik #1]]
* Lunat!k #1; 'Because poor literacy is- ({{Beat}})- '''COMPLETELY NONSENSICAL'''
** The shout-out to Kickassia happening that same week.
-->"That's a good idea! Let's take a little vacation, I'll finish the review when I get back."
--> Three months later...
-->(Linkara sits back down) "They caught up with me outside [[{{Kickassia}} Molossia]]."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1]]
* Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos #1: " That's why I printed this huuuuuuuuuuge picture of you. HATE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!! * {{Beat}}* [[FoeYay Marry me.]]
** He comments on the logo of the comic with words "ChuckNorris" taking up a third of the page and on the superhero-like outfit of Chuck Norris. He continues with "Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this won't be an [[{{Sidekicks}} ego trip]] for old Chucky." Cue the first page with a thought bubble "Chuck Norris is the best!"
---> '''Linkara:''' Well, that didn't take long.
** When TM prays for something to save him from having to talk about the book he hasn't read - the Cult of the Klaw attack the school.
---> '''Linkara''' (acting overjoyed): Thank God - TERRORISTS!
** The return of Ninja Style Dancer, as an example of a REAL ninja, instead of the losers in the comic. "You make me feel like dancing..."
** His rant at the end of the video, in which he says how Chuck Norris is overrated as an "All-Seeing Badass God"... which ends with him saying: "Besides, we all know Creator/MrT has more superpowers than Chuck Norris!"
** His comment on the use of "Bammo!" as an UnsoundEffect.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Warrior 2-3]]
* The reveal that Dr. Linksano is one of the Schlumper brothers from Spoony's Party Mania review.
** Another moment of pure hilarity - "You're giving the slash ficcers material!" lampshading the FoeYay that many will be pointing out.
*** Not to mention that in this universe, both Linkara and Spoony are Johnny from ''TheRoom''. The outtakes take it even further, with both of them improvising further lines in-character after a mistake.
** Pretty much all of the battle royale at the end, from the Robotic Grabby Thing Mark Two to Dr. Bearsano.
** The ShoutOut to ''1408''.
--->[[spoiler:"We've Only Just Begun" starts playing]]
--->[[spoiler:'''Insano''': Kill it! Keel et! Keel et! {Attacks radio}]]
** Dr. Hulksano. This is all.
** The review continues the proud tradition of random time-dimension crossover cameos... with a few twists.
*** Angry Joe rants angrily about the section he has just read, only to be revealed to be neither Linkara nor Insano. He just snuck in.
--->'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]''': My GOD this comic blows! I can't believe anyone let this thing see print, much less FOUR ISSUES of it!
--->'''Linkara''': Joe, what the hell are you doing? I went to take a bathroom break for a minute, and now you're doing my review?
--->'''[[WebVideo/TheAngryJoeShow Angry Joe]]''': (A few seconds of silence, followed by him throwing the comic away and running off)
*** Iron Liz asks everyone's immediate question. "Who the hell am I?"
** This bit, with Spoony and Linkara's voices over the Nostalgia Chick and Marzgurl, respectively:
-->'''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': Yeah, the slow ass route. (Pause) Hey, do I look weird to you?
-->'''Marzgurl/Linkara''': No, just as masculine as ever.
-->'''Nostalgia Chick/Spoony''': (promptly [[ManIFeelLikeAWoman fondles hirself]] then feels her face)
** Or this bit:
-->'''Linkara''': [[TheMatrix Because as you know, Mr. Anderson, it is purpose that created us.]]
-->'''Dr. Insano''': Purpose that connects us.
-->'''Nostalgia Chick''': Purpose that pulls us.
-->'''Benzaie''': That guides us.
-->'''Bhargo''': That drives us.
-->'''LordKat''': That defines.
-->'''Bennett the Sage''': It is purpose that binds us.
-->'''Linkara''': We're here because of you, Mr. Anderson, we're here to take from you-- (looks around) Wait, where the hell did you all come from?!
*** The outtakes reveal that it took a while for everyone to stop cracking up at Bennett popping up in the foreground and suddenly blocking out half the screen. Then they hit on the idea that his head in profile would be even funnier, and it starts all over again.
** Dr. Linksano's attempt to explain how his universe is different from ours.
-->'''Dr. Linksano''': For example, in ''my'' universe, Wayne Brady is ''black!''
-->'''Spoony:''' He's black in this universe, too...
-->'''Dr. Linksano:''' Silence, you sad, silly bastard!
** Dr. Bearsano: "I've done things I'm not proud of, but they were all very adorable."
** There's also Linkara's "our hero, ladies and gentlemen" RunningGag. However, thanks to the dimension shifts, this line is instead delivered by [[spoiler:[[EnsembleDarkHorse M]][[KillerRobot e]][[CompleteMonster c]][[AIIsACrapshoot h]][[EvilIsCool a]][[KnightOfCerebus k]][[NightmareFuel a]][[EvilerThanThou r]][[ArchEnemy a]]]].
** The Silent Movie universe, complete with black and white, piano, AntiquatedLinguistics, and title cards to let you know what they just said.
---> '''Spoonkara''': I say, dear boy, if the hues were incorrect in the starting collection, perhaps you should simply have stayed the course for the next one!
---> '''Dr. Linksano''': By George, [[MediumAwareness where IS that piano noodling coming from]]?
---> '''Spoonkara''': [[MediumAwareness And why do we seem to vanish after we open our mouths]]?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 3]]
* From ''The Dark Knight Strikes Again Part 3'' there's: Linkara summoning a [[PowerRangersInSpace Battlizer]] and performing his "I AM A MAN!!" punch on the aforementioned comic, causing it so be set on fire.
-->'''Linkara''': I told you I was saving it.
** Not to mention Linkara's freakout leading to him creating "Beppo the Invisible Monkey" (while obviously disoriented).
--->'''Linkara''': WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY, FRANK?! WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS MINISERIES?! WHY ARE THEY MAKING ME REVIEW THIS?! ''(lunges for the camera)'' ''WHY?!'' SOMEBODY, SEND HELP! '''''GAAAAAAAAAA'''''--\\
''(Feed cuts off; a [[WeAreExperiencingTechnicalDifficulties "Please Stand By" screen]] displays for several seconds)''\\
'''Linkara''': ''(clothes and hat disheveled)'' You know, people often ask me how I can cope with such horrible comics...well, it's all thanks to the help of Beppo, the invisible monkey! ''(off to the side)'' Isn't that right, Beppo?\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Linkara''': ''(to the camera)'' [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Beppo says 'yes']]".
** Also worth noting is that Beppo is also a ShoutOut to Silver Age Superman's pet Kryptonian monkey.
** ''Linkara'': Hello and Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn! Say... * Pulls out his pocket watch* It's Mill- * [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Gets up and tries to make a break for it]]*
** In response to Miller naming a porn star to who takes up the name Big Barda "Hot Gates" in a reference to ''300'', Linkara plays the clip of Benzaie explaining that ''[[ThreeHundred 300]]'' is really about '''constipation''' while driving to film ''{{Kickassia}}'' just to show how great interpretation of symbolism is. Best. TakeThat. Ever.
*** Made even better by JewWario's reaction.
** "[[INeedAFreakingDrink Back to the bottle]]." ''(chugs from a brown-bagged liquor bottle)''
** "So here's a [[CuteKitten video of a kitten instead]]!"
** TheStinger at the end. "Eh, who are you people? Where's my soup? You want to see pictures of my grandchildren?"
** Linkara saying that FrankMiller has "all the subtlety of an elephant singing Ave Maria while doing the can-can," just for the imagery.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: Fit to Win]]
* In ''Tandy Computer Wiz Kids'', the teacher asks her students what this great new enterprise is that will energize the economy like never before. Linkara gives a gleeful shout of "Prostitution!"
** The appearances of VideoGame/DukeNukem and {{Popeye}}.
** The Stinger: [[spoiler: DID YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM?! YOU DID, YOU SONS OF BITCHES!]]
** Him making fun of the blatant ProductPlacement: "Alec, why are you doing a commercial? I know all this, I BOUGHT it!"
** He decides that the main characters are all undercover policemen.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Anita Blake: The Laughing Corpse #1-2]]
* Linkara doing ''AnitaBlake: The Laughing Corpse'' as Harvey Finevoice. You'd think it gets old after a while, but...
** "The kids were playing with ''Jell-O'' again!"
** "No, that's a Barbie doll."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Freak Force #1]]
* Freak Force #1; 90's Kid's SuspiciouslySimilarSong version of the theme song. That is all.
--> "90's Kid! He is a man! NO... wait, he is a kid! Uh, wait! Aren't I 90's Kid? Wh-Why am I talking about 90's Kid as if I'm not actually here?"
** Also his alternate version of the normal second lines:
--->"Brodsky, you are a genius! [[RobLiefeld Liefeld]], [[LikeAGodToMe you are my god]]! What's another word that rhymes with genius...?"
** The voices he gives to the characters. [[LargeHam Good]] ''[[LargeHam Lord]]''.
** All of 90's Kid's complaints of the book.
--->"I believe they should add ''guns'' to the American flag."\\
"A redhead walks down the street wearing striped pants that kinda make her look mint flavored."\\
"Clearly he was pondering if it would be wise to add more pouches to his huge shoulder pads. For the record, the answer is ''CHA!!''"\\
"Cha! Big red dudes go on top of the Christmas tree, not the fire escape."\\
"Whoa, this guy can make an Ace of Base album of out of old beer cans!"\\
"Dude, no ones' gonna take you serious with a name like Mighty Man! You should add "blood" to it! Or at least Strike. That's Stryke with a Y."
** 90's Kid doing the comic's sound effects.
--->''[[DoomyDoomsOfDoom DOOM DOOM DOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!]]''
** When 90's Kid gets bored and decides to play Justice League Task Force on his Megadrive instead, the fact that the cartridge that was previously in was ''Shaq Fu''. (And in the credits, Linkara says he owns ''two'' copies).
*** It gets better: He plays the game on the highest difficulty because it's "Hard Core" and then gets curb stomped... and promptly gets curb stomped again and proclaims the game awesome.
*** And in lieu of an ending 90's kid just keeps playing. and according to Pollo it just goes on like that for an hour.
** The look of sheer shock and horror at 90's Kid's performance that Harvey Finevoice gives is absolutely hysterical as he asks Pollo what he was thinking asking 90s Kid to do the show and can he take over next week, please.
** It's a cliche to call something a "Crowning X Of Awesome", but in this case it's true. 90s Kid's appearances are usually [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moments Of Funny]] on their own, so giving him ADayInTheLimelight makes the whole episode a Crowning Episode Of Awesome.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Chain Gang War #1]]
* From Chain Gang war #1:
-->'''Iron Liz:''' * holds up a huge Nerf gun* We're here to tell you about {{Scientology}}.
** The [[TheMuppets "Get the animal"]] RunningGag. That is all.
** When your silencer is THAT long, it's reached "CompensatingForSomething" territory...
** Harvey's line in the stinger: "Ya did good, kid. But ditch [[TheVoiceless the ninja]], he doesn't shut up."
** Liz's ill-fated attempt to put on Linkara's glasses, all as [[Series/DoctorWho Song For Ten]] plays uninterrupted.
** "Which, according to my calculations is . . . $59.98 before tax. I think this calculator is broken."
** Ninja Dancer's cards, used instead of talking.
---> I am silent as the ballerina.
*** [[ThrowItIn "As a ninja, my cards are out of order to confuse my enemies."]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Ewoks #9]]
* From Ewoks #9: "I'm distracting you so she can stab you."
** A StealthHiBye... from [[spoiler:Bear]].
** Regarding the foot soldiers:
-->'''Linkara:''' It gets better. They're robots!\\
'''Iron Liz:''' Cool! That means [[StuffBlowingUp they can blow up]]!\\
'''Linkara:''' I know!
** Linkara and Liz go through a whole triumphant post-battle ending scene, complete with ''PoliceSquad'' style freeze-frame gag... then realize they still have to review the second half of the comic.
*** Best part? ''They're just holding still.'' They hold that pose for 20 seconds with those goofy expressions.
** Pollo asking Harvey Finevoice if he ever lights up his cigarette at all.
** Liz doing a happy victory dance to the Ewok celebration song from ''Return of the Jedi''... as a confused Linkara looks on.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Cable #2]]
* From Cable #2; [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yes, I'm Dan Green; voice actor extraordinaire. And apparently I ink comic books too.]]
** Pollo telling other more obscure past characters that Linkara returned and they won't be needing any more special guests.
** In response to the sentence "The sounds work my spinal column like a piano" [[spoiler: Linkara plays the piano piece "The Entertainer" on his spine.]]
** "Never, ever let '90s Kid host my show ever again! Ever!"
** "Damn you, ancient Egypt! When will your evil tendrils let go of present day America?" Then cut to a picture of pyramids played to [[StarWars the imperial march]].
** "Oh my God, [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} The Companion Cube is out for revenge!]]"
** "Well, I'm back from being imprisoned on Lord Vyce's ship and I'm ready to review again. That's why today we're digging into Cable #2." {{beat}} "I quit."
*** His face also melts into total disgust during that beat! And doooon't you forget it!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The California Raisins 3-D #2]]
* From California Raisins 3D: "I just said 'heroic raisin.' My dignity will never be the same again."
** The title card, featuring two 3D-ified California Raisins confronting Linkara while doing the "L for Loser" thing with their hands. It's pretty funny.
** The female raisins. That is all.
** His obsession with the FridgeLogic associated with the biology of living food products.
---> Ah, so here we're getting some details on the biology; when he was young, he was just a burger patty. If that's the case, then where did the buns come from- did they grow out of him like hair? If that's the case, then why are his eyes embedded in the bun?
** "Now let's play some better music." * No music plays* "You can't hear it because it's in 3-D, wait."
** After the raisins get a letter informing them about an anonymous gift of a mansion:
---> '''Linkara:''' P.S.: I am a Nigerian prince and I wish to send you my fortune.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Hardcore Station #1]]
* From Hardcore Station #1: "Space Stalin has a tiny penis." ItMakesSenseInContext, I swear!
--->90's Kid: Dude! [[BrickJoke I just beat Justice League Task Force]]!
** His CallBack to the Ultimates 3 review [[spoiler: where Tony Stark has been replaced by a robot]]: "Ahm totally bein' serious! One time * while showing two fingers, then fixing the number* I-I got replaced by a robot, who drank even more then I did. * beat* You're a very pretty man..."
** So let's dig into Hardcore Station #1 and see if this place is that hardcore! * beat* Of course it isn't, what show do you think you're watching?
** "So that dream I had where I was fighting evil alongside the [[Series/DoctorWho Seventh Doctor]] on board the [[Franchise/StarTrek Enterprise]] was because I wanted a sandwich?"
** "[...] and savor the end of your quest" [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Dun-dun-dun-DUN!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Brute Force #1]]
* From Brute Force #1; [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/it_looked_good_on_paper_i_swear_5048.PNG The interpretation of the scientist's plan of bio-mech animals as a means of saving the environment.]]
** Set off by triumphant music. Just imagine the old Windows "shutdown" noise or something.
** '''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome ROBO-BEAR]] [[UpToEleven VERSUS]] [[SoBadItsGood CYBER]] GORILLA.''' That is all.
*** No, it isn't. '''ROBO-BEAR VERSUS CYBER-GORILLA ''WITH [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome GHOST]] [[Music/{{Nightwish}} LOVE]] SCORE'''''. [[SoCoolItsAwesome You're welcome]].
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Does Flipper need to choke a bitch]]?"
** When the doctor tells his son that Tastee Burgers are funded by the organization cutting down the rain forest, this exchange happens.
--> Kid: But Tastee Burgers are cool! Tastee Tony says so and he's neat.
--> [[Series/DoctorWho Cyberman]]: There is logic in what he says.
** Shortly followed by:
--> Doctor: But if they work for Flex, and Flex is clearing rain forests, then... [[InsaneTrollLogic that's where they've taken him!]]
--> Linkara: *shocked expression*
--> Cyberman: There is logic in what he s-
--> Linkara: NO THERE ISN'T!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Amazing Spider-Man: Skating on Thin Ice #1]]
* In ''SpiderMan: Skating on Thin Ice'', a literal interpretation of the phrase "alcohol abuse."
** In reference to the cover, asking whether Spidey is a dealer and whether one of the drugs he's peddling is hydrochloric acid.
---> "I can't get the ''buzz'' without the ''burn'', man!"
** Linkara's take on Electro's {{Mook}} noting his boss' BondVillainStupidity?
** "What does Aces stand for?" * pictures of AceVentura, [[Series/DoctorWho Ace]], and [[Series/RedDwarf Ace Rimmer]]* .
---> "Pff. My ideas were cooler."
** "Wait, you're letting the kids have independent thought? What the hell kind of PSA ''is'' this?"
** "Sneak into their bedrooms at night and loudly proclaim ''[[NoIndoorVoice "HI! I'M SPIDERMAN AND I'M IN YOUR ROOM!"]]''."
** [extremely over-exaggerated dramatic reveal music] "OH MY GOD, HE HAS SWEETARTS!"
** Linkara's GenreSavvy-ness.
---> '''Spiderman''': That's a decision only you can make, but I want to help you make an ''informed'' decision. Interested?
---> '''Linkara''': Oh, boy. He better not start singing...
** Linkara's take on SpiderMan's explanation for his knowledge
---> '''Kid''': How do you know so much about me, Spidey?
---> '''SpiderMan''': (cheerfully) Please, [[OneMoreDay I've consorted with]] {{Satan}}. I know stuff about you that'd destroy your already fragile psyche!
** This:
--> '''Electro''': Turn around, Spider-Man. I want to see your face before you die.
--> '''Linkara''': ...''[[FridgeLogic He's wearing a mask]]!''
** "Right round! Like a record, baby!"
** "Just as I suspected, petrified urinal cakes."
** Near the end, Linkara sums up the way the message of the comic was delivered by showing a clip of [[SouthPark Mr. Mackey]] saying over and over "DrugsAreBad".
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force]]
* The {{Montage}}s of the various security teams from Franchise/StarTrek getting [[RedShirt repeatedly]] [[TheWorfEffect worfed]] during his review of the ''StarTrekEliteForce'' comic book, set to the end credits music from ''Film/DawnOfTheDead''.
** Ensign Munro's LampshadeHanging on the Vohrsoth's crappy animation.
** "I am Captain Linkara of the USS...uh...* looks around* ...[[LineOfSightName Green Futon!]]"
** "...Science is EVIL."
** After Tuvok says that the assimilated Foster couldn't be saved, a cut to a title card that says "And now a short list of people who have been assimilated but were saved" including Picard, Janeway, Torres and Tuvok himself with the caption "Yes, you too, jackass."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Action Comics #592]]
** Linkara's ShoutOut in the opening narration:
---> '''Narrator:''' ''"...the sort of mistake almost anyone could make."''
---> '''Linkara:''' (as Big Barda) ''"What do you mean Chik-fil-A isn't open on Sundays!?"''
---> '''Narrator:''' ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoNSS4E11TurnLeft "A right turn, instead of a left."]]''
---> '''Linkara:''' ''"Oh great; now [[Series/DoctorWho David Tennant's]] dead and [[ApocalypseHow the stars are going out!]]"''
** Darkseid considers the greater workings of the universe: "Where does string come from?"
** Linkara's reaction to Superman's "WonderWoman under all that glop" comment after he rescues Barda from Sleez's mind control.
** "Puberty was not fun for Darkseid."
** The description that Barda comes from an environment "where [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour 1984]] is considered a lighthearted comedy".
** "Oh, a big metal tube that shoots lasers. No one can stop you now. Unless, you know, they have guns... or bombs... or stabbing objects... [[RockBeatsLaser really hard rock]]..."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Action Comics #593]]
* The PreviouslyOn sequence in ''Action Comics'' #593 occasionally cuts to That Jewish Guy nonchalantly eating a sandwich. Which is eventually revealed as [[spoiler:just two pieces of bread.]] ''That Jewish Guy keeps eating it''.
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis After. Dinner. Mint.]]
** "I remember a goat, salad dressing, and a traffic cone. After that it gets ''weird''."
** Pollo asking [[spoiler:[[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Tom Servo]]]] if he ever feels "not so fresh".
** Linkara pointing out how, if Big Barda watched TheRing, the video would consist of Barda beating up Samara.
** When Grossman shouts that {{Superman}} has got "all the sex appeal of a side of beef":
---> '''Linkara:''' That's not what [[SlashFic slashficcers]] seem to think...
** Bennett the Sage wanting to be the only Frenchman on the site. Complete with [[LargeHam hammy accent]]
** The FridgeLogic that, given the timeline, Darkseid has been sitting on Mr. Miracle's comfy chair for ''two days'' before Mr. Miracle realized that he was there, and then going on to wonder if Mr. Miracle ''thought Darkseid was his wife''.
** The sheer impracticality of the locking mechanism.
---> '''Mr. Miracle:''' Honey, I left the little mirror things in the kitchen, we'll have to sleep on the lawn again tonight!
** Superman, hunting Sleez, can't use XRayVision because the sewer pipes are made of lead: "I can track Sleez by smell, if I have to!"
--> '''Linkara (as Superman)'': "Oh, geez! Oh, oh, man, that was a mistake! Why did I try to do that in a sewer?!?"
** "Tonight, on MasterpieceTheater, Darkseid brings you LaurenceOlivier as Theatre/RichardIII.
** "Is that a [[AfterLastSeason cardboard MRI machine?]]
** Just the tagline in and of itself is funny - [[DudeNotFunny "Anyone who says 'bow-chicka-wow-wow' to what's happening in this garbage will be punched in the face"]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Top 15 Comics I'll Never Review]]
* From his Top 15 Comics I'll Never Review video: [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Boner. Boner boner. Boner boning a boner. Boner boner. Erect penis."]]
** "I'm not paying a hundred bucks for porn! [[TheInternetIsForPorn I have the internet, dangit]]!"
*** "Comicbook/LostGirls. It's porn~!"
** His dad showing up as the AnthropomorphicPersonification of The Internet and Linkara's Fandom
** After categorially refusing to trash ''MarvelZombies'': "Is there anything more awesome than BruceCampbell taking out zombie superheroes?" ({{Beat}}) "Well, okay, yes, but you gotta admit it's hard to top Robo-Bear Versus Cyber-Gorilla."
** "I don't want to see [[BarackObama President Obama]] fighting zombies or John [=McCain=] riding a ''[[TyrannosaurusRex T.Rex]]''. ...I do want to see [[MemeticBadass Teddy Roosevelt]] doing that, though."
** The {{Nextwave}} RunningGag.
** His ''utter horror and revulsion'' at the abomination that is {{Sonichu}}. Completely understandable, yet still somehow hilarious.
** The face he makes at the thought of what Hollywood would do to ''Comicbook/LostGirls''.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:100th Episode]]
* His 100th Review:
** [[Series/{{Angel}} And one world with nothing but shrimp. I tired of that one quickly.]]
** [[ItMakesSenseInContext ZOMG, Sonic is a]] [[Series/BattlestarGalacticaReimagined Cylon]]!
** The ending of the 100th review [[spoiler:has almost all his characters along with the entire TGWTG crew singing his theme song...including Ninja Style Dancer and the Bear.]]
*** And Dr. Insano gets the "Of course! Don't you know anything about ''science''?" line.
*** When the Cinema Snob says "He has a magic gun!" in an ''incredibly angry voice''.
** [[DeathTrap His little surprise for anyone that decides to try to take over his old place]] - Which leads to Phelous needing to come BackFromTheDead, again.
** PowerRangers toys as GRatedDrug - "I can quit whenever I want!"
** "All are one in Darkseid."
** [[HypocriticalHumor "It'd be like if I suddenly had access to the technology of]] PowerRangers and Franchise/StarTrek [[HypocriticalHumor without any kind of explanation of how I did" as he holds up his phaser and one of his morphers.]]
*** (realising what he's holding) "OK, moving on".
** A sketch following Robotnik's NonSequitur reply to Sonic:
---> '''Linkara!Sonic:''' I've super speed, you weird mustached bastard!
---> '''Linkara!Robotnik:''' Oh, is that so? Well, it just so happens that [[CardCarryingVillain I am evil, and sick, and twisted]]...
---> '''Linkara!Sonic:''' (holding an energy drink) Mm? Oh, sorry, while you were talking how evil you are, I rescued everybody, got something to drink, AND gave you a wedgie.
---> '''Linkara!Robotnik:''' (checks his back) ({{beat}}) So you have...
** "I'll make them play [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Sonic 2006]], I'm that twisted!"
** "It's so real, that you'll think you're part of the adventure! It's so real, that you'll be wetting yourself in fear!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Nolan Ryan #1]]
* Due to the subject of [[spoiler: ''Tony the Tiger'' and ''Nolan Ryan'' helping a depressed kid ''with '''baseball''''']], the entirety of the "Nolan Ryan in 'The Winning Pitch'" review.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Transformers #4-5]]
* {{Transformers}} #4 and 5 - The DullSurprise RunningGag
** Optimus Prime says that "retreat and surrender don't compute" with the Autobots.
---> Linkara!Optimus: "They really need to download the update."
** Megatron says that he and Optimus Prime need to have a talk. Cue Linkara saying in his Megatron voice [[TheTalk "When two robots love each other very much..."]]
** Supply your own dialogue, because the writers forgot to!
** "Faster, Superion!" (Said by Optimus as he clings to a flying Superion.)
-->'''Linkara!Optimus''': WHEEEEEEEEEEEE! This is the most fun I've had in my entire life.
** [[TakeThat Seriously Sir!]] [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Bella's daughter]] [[StrangledByTheRedString reverse imprints on that werewolf guy!]] [[TakeThat This thing is messed up!]]
** The [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome "You got the touch"]] transformation [[AwesomeMoments scene]], followed by:
--> Optimus Prime: I am Optimus Prime. I am a soldier. I fight. That's what I do. I shoot down [[HumongousMecha giant robots]] single-handed straight through the face because [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I am Optimus Prime]]. ({{Beat}}) [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]].
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[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #1-2]]
* SilentHill Dead/Alive #1 and 2 - Linkara's reaction to the fact that Christabella can feel pain, particularly wanting to get popcorn when she was going to be punished.
** The TimBurton movie description
** "Hi Trapezoid Head!"
** Still bothered by how Loren got a copy of demonic book at Ebay, as well as drifting off to Captain Picard playing poker.
** [[EldritchAbomination Pyramid Head]] being more properly described as [[OffModel Door Stopper Head]]
** The Insert Your Own ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' TakeThat because he feels like it's getting old with him making them.
** Ash dosn't like it when you steal his catchphrase...
*** Neither does Linkara, for that matter...
-->'''"Hero" of the Comic:''' "Groovy."
-->'''Linkara:''' "You did NOT. '''Just. ''Say that.'''''
** The ensuing UnstoppableRage.
-->'''Linkara:''' THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST COMICS I'VE EVER READ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
** "Who the hell calls their dog 'Bear'?" *''[[StealthHiBye notices his teddybear sitting next to him]]''* "[[TheRoom Oh hi, doggie]]."
** Playing cheery "1950s commercial" music over a particularly stupid BigLippedAlligatorMoment sequence to turn it into BlackComedy.
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[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #3-4]]
* And then in the review of issues #3 and #4, defeating the OminousFog of SilentHill...with a ''hand-held electric fan.''
--> "It pays to be prepared."
** The [[spoiler:delusion of the]] [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Critic's]] reaction to Linkara's pushing his [[Film/BatmanAndRobin Bat Credit Card]] BerserkButton.
--> Normal voice - "Well that's just immature." ({{Beat}}) "[[UnstoppableRage A Bat credit card!!]]"
** Linkara!Lenora: "Could someone please pass the visine?!"
** The MortalKombat BrickJoke.
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[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive #5]]
* The outtake at the end of #5: Lewis has trouble getting something out of his jacket, briefly tries to salvage the take, and then runs off camera to Liz singing him out Looney Tunes style.
** The comment at the end of the credits, where Linkara apologizes for the {{Dallas}} joke, and notes that he is really to young to be making jokes like that. Hits particularly close to home if you found it funny, but are really too young to be ''getting'' jokes like that.
*** For that matter, the {{Dallas}} joke in the first place.
** Christabella: "Let's just call him "Bones" shall we?"
--> [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Leonard "Bones" McCoy]] - "I'm quaking, but I don't know if it's with laughter or terror."
** After a character talks about giving someone "a gift":
--->[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Here, have a bag of money.]]
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[[folder:Silent Hill: Dead/Alive Review Alternate Endings]]
* His alternate ending to his Dead/Alive review where he dances to Michael Jackson's "Thriller".
** The entire alternate ending video. Besides the Thriller dance, which is arguably also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for the fact that he did it, there was also the entirety of the phone calls interupting his BadassBoast, concluding with the part telling WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob that he had the Manimal comic, finally getting his attention and then hanging up on him.
** The first comment on the TGWTG posting of the video: "Never wear that shirt again."
** The ''Silent Hill'' trademark UFO Ending getting derailed when the [=UFOs=] are shot down by [[spoiler:[[PowerRangersInSpace the Astro Megaship]]]].
** Also, his battle with Pyramid Head being interrupted by freaking [[PowerRangers Zordon]]!
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[[folder:Spider-Man: The Greatest Responsibility]]
* During the review of ''Spider-Man: The Greatest Responsibility'', Mary Jane explains to Peter that regardless of what crap they face, they'll be together forever. Cut to Linkara glaring at ''OneMoreDay''.
-->'''Linkara:''' ....'''I HATE YOU'''.
** SpiderMan - "So what's the plan?" Scarlet Spider: "I was thinking, maybe, staying alive."
--> Linkara!Spider-Man: "[[WaxingLyrical Well, you can tell by the way I walk I'm a woman's man]], but how is that supposed to help?"
** The title card is pretty funny by and of itself.
** "I'm reading blogs while watching [[RuleThirtyFour three different kinds]] of [[TheInternetIsForPorn porn]] and [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil pirating video games]] directly into my brain!"
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[[folder:Action Comics #1]]
* During his review of Action Comics #1, the first appearance of Superman, he uses the 'I am a MAN!' punch and pulls Liz into the review.
--> '''Linkara:''' "Liz? What are you doing here?
--> '''Liz:''' "I don't know."
** And in the outtake: "Those are my sunglasses!"
** When he reaches the "scientific explanation" for Superman's powers: "Oh, this oughta be good".
** The romantic flying scene of Superman 1 done by "bouncing".
** His reaction to the "embroiled with Europe" line was priceless.
--> Linkara: "[[SarcasmMode That son of a bitch wants America to oppose]] [[AdolfHitler Hitler]]! [[SarcasmMode Stop him]] {{Superman}}!
** When Superman properly explains how electric wires work, cut to Linkara reading ''The Physics of Superheroes''. "Dear God, he's ''right!''"
** At the beginning of the review: "Basically, a thought occurred to me a few months ago: [[NonSequitur grape G2 gatorade is really good. Yeah that has nothing to do with this but it really does taste good.]] Anyway, I was wondering about the superheroes that I love so much and got to thinking how much has changed over the years..."
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[[folder:Amazing Fantasy #15]]
* [[SpiderMan Amazing Fantasy #15]]- Peter Parker's honking fingers.
** Linkara!SpiderMan: "Haven't you heard? I'm a science major!" [[MemeticMutation YEAAA]][[CSIMiami HHHHHH!!!]]
** The Acme Warehouse? My God! He's got access to the advanced technology of [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes Wile E. Coyote!]]
** The Title card in and of itself is hilarious - SpiderMan carrying Linkara under his arm and swinging around, forcing Linkara to listen to all of his angsting, all expressed in one giant word balloon.
** Any time he insinuates that Peter will probably commit murder.
--> Peter: Some day they'll be sorry! Sorry that they laughed at me!
--> Linkara: I see a killing spree in his future!
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[[folder:Detective Comics #27]]
* [[{{Batman}} Detective Comics #27]]- Linkara using his [[GutturalGrowler Batman voice]] for Bruce Wayne...as a ''child''.
** The Batman musical from ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond'' playing over (well under) the end credits. [[EarWorm "A superstitious cowardly lot..."]]
** All the callbacks to Batman's other appearances on the show, like "Bees, my god" and hating rock and roll.
** A creature of the night... a... a...
--> Linkara!Bruce: A possum, that's it, I shall become a possum!
** Batman's VagueAge
-->So for the nerds out there, that would make batman roughly 23 or so when he started crimefighting. Now a days he's... thri... orty... ish?
** "I'm not Batman! No, n-no! I'm not Batman!"
-->"..."
-->"I'm Batman."
** His reaction to yet ''another'' cover with the hero carrying some guy in his arms.
-->'''Linkara!Batman:''' Huh, Spiderman's carrying some guy as well. And there goes Superman with Vincent Price. Must be Wednesday.
** "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot."
-->"Franky, don't step on that crack, you'll break your mother's back!"
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[[folder:The X-Men #1]]
* [[XMen The X-Men #1]]: the CallBack to his XMen #1 review, with Professor X trying to explain expenses for the school to the Board of Directors.
--> Linkara!Professor X: Look, I can explain the wheel of death and the chompers... I thought my students needed more encouragement to do their homework.
--> Board Of Directors dude: ...Actually, we were going to ask you about the vending machines and the nutrition of your students... Spinning wheel of death you say?
** The book describe Professor X's thoughts as "indescrible".
--->'''Linkara!Professor X (thinking):''' ''I wonder, if I used Jell-O as a toothpaste, would it turn my teeth green?
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[[folder:Brute Force #2]]
* From Brute Force #2
-->'''Linkara:''' So, in your view, observe and do nothing can be reinterpreted as RocksFallEveryoneDies.
** 90's Kid's idea of how to save the environment.
-->'''90's Kid''': Duuuude! I know how we can stop pollution! We can use guns! And shoot all the garbage!
** When describing [[PsychoRangers Heavy Metal's]] last two members:
-->'''Linkara''': "Up top, there's a vulture with a metal mohawk, and finally there's..."
-->'''[[AustinPowers Dr. Evil]]''': "Sharks witth frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!"
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[[folder:New Kids on the Block #4]]
* From his review of NewKidsOnTheBlock #4:
** After learning that Mark Wahlberg was briefly in the NewKidsOnTheBlock: "For those of you unfamiliar with Mark Wahlberg, here's a movie he was in." (runs the "talking to a plastic plant" scene from ''TheHappening'').
** Linkara's comment about him having the feeling that the artist alley at the New Kids convention would contain {{yaoi}}/slash pictures of the New Kids members.
** Linkara's reaction to New Kids FanGirl Fanny Tweetersweet having a New Kids Toenail Analyzer:
-->'''Linkara:''' SECURITY!!!
** -->'''Caption:''' Our stockings were hung by the CD machine, in hopes that ol' Santa would soon make the scene.
-->'''Linkara:''' That won't work, for you see, it's a tight fit - SANTA COMES DOWN ''CHIMNEYS'', YOU BONEHEADED TWIT!
*** And then he continues the rest of the review in rhymes.
** [[IncrediblyLamePun That is quite possibly the worst pun I've ever heard in my entire life.]]
** "Santa doesn't fly!" *Cue the picture of Bearded Idiot* "That does not count!"
** [[spoiler: [[BrickJoke "Look at the pretty bunny!"]]]]
** In response to a couple of puns the band makes about vampires:
-->'''Linkara:''' Why are you talking? Everytime you talk, you only prove why you shouldn't.
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[[folder:Marvel Team-Up #127]]
* [[MarvelComics Marvel]] [[CrossOver Team-Up]] #127 - Comparing SpiderMan to [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]]. What really makes it funny is that Linkara isn't exactly known for being an Otaku, so this just seems to come out of nowhere.
** Linkara suggesting that Bette and her roommate were celebrating the holiday season by offering cocaine to their own god: Snowflame.
--> '''Linkara!Snowflame:''' Snowflame feels no pain.
** Mr. Chekov, the grandfather of the VictimOfTheWeek, [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome can't find any nuclear wessels.]]
** Uatu narrating with Linkara's impression of [[TwilightZone Rod Sirling]].
** "Oh, geez, are they gonna make me speak in rhyme again?"
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[[folder:Santa Claus Conquers the Martians]]
* "Yes Virginia, there is a SantaClausConquersTheMartians comic."
** From the credits: [[FridgeLogic Why was there an air vent in the airlock?]]
** "Mmm, nothing like cabbage s'mores."
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[[folder:Top 15 Screw-Ups of AT4W]]
* Top 15 Screw Ups of Atop the Fourth Wall - [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Douchey McNitpick]] showing up to comment on Linkara's video. Turns into a CrowningMomentOfAwesome when Linkara participates in some OffscreenTeleportation to where he is and totally wails on the guy!
** Regarding Mark Wahlberg quickly quitting from New Kids on the Block, he plays again the scene from TheHappening with an added caption: "He was probably just talking to all the plants at the studio."
** "Zombie [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Not-Elvis]] would have GREATLY improved Batman: Fortunate Son".
** "[[TheInternetIsForPorn The Internet - It's For Porn!]]"
*** "Yes, my [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow research]] forced me to watch a woman taking off her clothes. [[SarcasmMode Truly, I have the worst job in the universe]]."
** Regarding Naked News, this particular joke, which he does while undressing (in parody of said Naked News): "In the weather today, a cold front at the upper areas of Minnesota, but then again, who should be suprised by that? [[SelfDeprecation It's Minnesota, we only have two seasons up here - winter and road construction]]. In the world of sports..."
** "So there you have it: the sciencs of bizarre creatures made out of sugary drinks and how they ''should'' act in the vaccum of space. ({{beat}}) We are a bunch of nerds."
** Douchey's subsequent beatdown after the video:
--> '''Douchey:''' Wait, how'd you find me?
--> '''Linkara:''' What is it about magic you people don't understand?!
* Referencing Sci Spy as a non-superhero comic, then realizing that the comic he's holding is a trade.
--> '''Linkara:''' Somebody collected '''''SCI-SPY?''''' *''{{Beat}}''* We'll get back to Sci-Spy next year.
* Said to Douchey: "So by swearing, I'd look as mature as you do, huh?" It actually confuses Douchey enough that he's silent until the end of the review.
* Regarding his Minnesota accent: "There are traces here and there, particularly when I say 'rum' or 'ruf'. It's just the way it is, and it isn't gonna change unless I spend every day saying ''ryoooooom'' and ''ryoooooof''."
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