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* In one episode Frylock makes a ray that can shrink or grow anything to any size. Carl wants to use it on his dick. At the end, he finally does.
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* In one The episode begins with Frylock makes giving a ray presentation about technology to the other Aqua Teens, with predictable results:
-->'''Frylock''': So, the real question is, how do we improve computer chip technology faced with microscopic size limitations? And I know we've all asked ourselves thatcan at one time or another, right?\\
''[cut to Shake and Meatwad, who have fallen asleep]''
* When Frylock reveals the shrinkor grow anything ray to any size. the other Aqua Teens, Shake immediately runs over to it and begins shrinking random objects with it, leading to this exchange:
-->'''Frylock:''' It's not a toy, Shake.\\
'''Shake:''' You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun!
* As a demonstration of the shrink ray's uses, Frylock shrinks a giant computer chip down to microscopic size, intending to use it for microtechnology. Meatwad has other ideas.
-->'''Frylock:''' Amazing! Do you realize that now this chip can be inserted into a microbot, that could enter into someone's skin-\\
'''Meatwad:''' ''[grabs the chip]'' Or it can be inserted into the mouth manually. And digested. So it can battle hunger. And taste good.\\
''[Frylock's eyes open wide in shock as Meatwad eats the chip]''\\
'''Shake:''' Ooh!\\
'''Frylock:''' Tell me you didn't just eat that freakin'-\\
'''Meatwad:''' Well, you said it was a chip. So where's the dip? Or am I looking at him?\\
'''Shake:''' ''Ooooooooh'', you did not even just do that! You are so dead! Oh, no, you didn't! Oh, my god!
* Frylock tries to make Meatwad vomit up the chip by giving him a mixture of mustard, vinegar, and oyster sauce. Meatwad [[BizarreTasteInFood enjoys it]] and demands another, which he obliges, this time having urinated in it. Shake, mistaking the beverage for a "delicious, sugary energy shake", snatches it out of his potato and drinks it himself, causing him to spend ten seconds explosively vomiting on Frylock and Meatwad.
* After Meatwad reveals that Frylock's idea of making him defecate out the chip won't work because his body doesn't produce waste material:
-->'''Frylock:''' Are you serious?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Yup!\\
'''Frylock:''' You don't...\\
'''Meatwad:''' Don't what?\\
'''Frylock:''' Uh...\\
'''Meatwad:''' Come on.\\
'''Frylock:''' You... you know.\\
'''Meatwad:''' Look, we're adults here, you can say it.\\
'''Frylock:''' ... Uh, poop?\\
'''Meatwad:''' ''[immediately starts cracking up]'' You said "poop!" Hey, Shake! Frylock said "poop" in here!\\
''[cut to Shake lying down in Meatwad's room]''\\
'''Shake:''' Poop! Hehe — ''[projectile vomits]'' Ahahahaha! Poop!
* Carl wants to useit the size-changing ray on his dick. At the end, he finally does.
-->'''Frylock''': So, the real question is, how do we improve computer chip technology faced with microscopic size limitations? And I know we've all asked ourselves that
''[cut to Shake and Meatwad, who have fallen asleep]''
* When Frylock reveals the shrink
-->'''Frylock:''' It's not a toy, Shake.\\
'''Shake:''' You say that about everything you own. You should own toys. They're fun!
* As a demonstration of the shrink ray's uses, Frylock shrinks a giant computer chip down to microscopic size, intending to use it for microtechnology. Meatwad has other ideas.
-->'''Frylock:''' Amazing! Do you realize that now this chip can be inserted into a microbot, that could enter into someone's skin-\\
'''Meatwad:''' ''[grabs the chip]'' Or it can be inserted into the mouth manually. And digested. So it can battle hunger. And taste good.\\
''[Frylock's eyes open wide in shock as Meatwad eats the chip]''\\
'''Shake:''' Ooh!\\
'''Frylock:''' Tell me you didn't just eat that freakin'-\\
'''Meatwad:''' Well, you said it was a chip. So where's the dip? Or am I looking at him?\\
'''Shake:''' ''Ooooooooh'', you did not even just do that! You are so dead! Oh, no, you didn't! Oh, my god!
* Frylock tries to make Meatwad vomit up the chip by giving him a mixture of mustard, vinegar, and oyster sauce. Meatwad [[BizarreTasteInFood enjoys it]] and demands another, which he obliges, this time having urinated in it. Shake, mistaking the beverage for a "delicious, sugary energy shake", snatches it out of his potato and drinks it himself, causing him to spend ten seconds explosively vomiting on Frylock and Meatwad.
* After Meatwad reveals that Frylock's idea of making him defecate out the chip won't work because his body doesn't produce waste material:
-->'''Frylock:''' Are you serious?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Yup!\\
'''Frylock:''' You don't...\\
'''Meatwad:''' Don't what?\\
'''Frylock:''' Uh...\\
'''Meatwad:''' Come on.\\
'''Frylock:''' You... you know.\\
'''Meatwad:''' Look, we're adults here, you can say it.\\
'''Frylock:''' ... Uh, poop?\\
'''Meatwad:''' ''[immediately starts cracking up]'' You said "poop!" Hey, Shake! Frylock said "poop" in here!\\
''[cut to Shake lying down in Meatwad's room]''\\
'''Shake:''' Poop! Hehe — ''[projectile vomits]'' Ahahahaha! Poop!
* Carl wants to use
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!!MC Pee Pants
* Shake's terrible attempts at writing music and singing ("You make me feel... ''emotional!''") followed by his histrionic rage at being disrupted by Meatwad.
-->'''Shake''': Look, I am out there trying to write new material-\\
'''Frylock''': Shake, you don't even have ''old'' material.\\
''[Shake slams his guitar into the ground, causing the body to break off]''\\
'''Shake''': Now who has the material? Nobody! 'Cause ''he just made me do this!''
* Frylock confronting Meatwad:
-->'''Frylock:''' Meatwad, you know there's other people that live in this house.\\
'''Meatwad:''' Why, I know that, that's why I got it cranked up so loud. You know, so everybody can get down with the Pee Pants!\\
'''Frylock:''' You've been dancing to this crap for three days straight. We all know you like ''candy''! You've eaten every piece that's in the house!\\
'''Meatwad:''' I did? Well, somebody better get me some more, then, 'cause I'm starting to fade!
* Frylock tries to get the rap to stop by getting Meatwad to listen to classical music instead (or, as he describes it, "get down with some real gangsters from the fifteenth century"). "Spring" by Music/AntonioVivaldi starts playing, and a clearly dismayed Meatwad flatly expresses approval for it before asking Frylock to leave the room. Sure enough, once he does so, Meatwad almost immediately starts playing "I Want Candy" again.
* Frylock's second plan is to give Meatwad headphones so he can listen to the song without disrupting his roommates. This fails as he proceeds to blast the song ''so loudly'' that they can hear it even with him wearing the headphones, which also results in him being deafened.
-->'''Frylock:''' You are gonna damage your ears for life, and—\\
''[cut to a shot of Frylock talking from Meatwad's perspective, a loud ringing drowning out his voice]''\\
'''Frylock:''' —That's not gonna be a pretty sight!\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Meatwad:''' What?\\
'''Frylock:''' ''Just get a new album, or I'm gonna send Shake in here with that damn guitar!''
* Shake's version of "I Want Candy", and Frylock and Meatwad's reaction to it:
-->'''Shake:''' ''[bangs on the door to Meatwad's room with his broken guitar]'' I like BEATINGS! I'll beat ya all day!\\
'''Meatwad:''' I'll just take the window.\\
'''Frylock:''' Yeah, I think you'd better.
* Carl confronts Shake and Frylock while they're trying to sneak past him:
-->'''Carl:''' Hey, which one of you guys have been playing "I like candy!" for a frickin' week?!\\
'''Frylock:''' ... Your other neighbors.\\
'''Shake:''' Meatwad.\\
'''Carl:''' You know what? At this point, it doesn't matter, because it keeps running inside my head and it won't leave unless I blow it out! With a bullet!
* Meatwad getting so desperate for candy that he goes trick-or-treating (despite it being May) as an ElvisImpersonator.
* When Carl calls Meatwad out for forcing him to listen to "I Want Candy," Meatwad reveals that he's gotten tired of the song and moved on to "the adult jams." Specifically, MC Pee Pants' new song "I ''Need'' Candy."
--> '''Meatwad:''' See, check it. MC Pee Pants doesn't just want candy now, that's childish. He needs it. And when you need something, that's a responsibility.
** The cover for "I Need Candy" is the exact same as the one for "I Want Candy", but more zoomed-in and with the word "want" replaced with "need" in pink for emphasis. When Meatwad and Carl are shown listening to it, it's the same song with only the lyrics changed [[note]]out of universe, they're both just different parts of one song[[/note]].
* When Carl and Meatwad arrive to meet MC Pee Pants at the abandoned warehouse, he appears in the form of a cutout on a stick being puppeted by the real MC Pee Pants. When Carl questions why his lips aren't moving, he pauses before explaining that his movement is impaired because he had a "strizzoke in [his] brizzain".
* Shake's terrible attempts at writing music and singing ("You make me feel... ''emotional!''") followed by his histrionic rage at being disrupted by Meatwad.
-->'''Shake''': Look, I am out there trying to write new material-\\
'''Frylock''': Shake, you don't even have ''old'' material.\\
''[Shake slams his guitar into the ground, causing the body to break off]''\\
'''Shake''': Now who has the material? Nobody! 'Cause ''he just made me do this!''
* Frylock confronting Meatwad:
-->'''Frylock:''' Meatwad, you know there's other people that live in this house.\\
'''Meatwad:''' Why, I know that, that's why I got it cranked up so loud. You know, so everybody can get down with the Pee Pants!\\
'''Frylock:''' You've been dancing to this crap for three days straight. We all know you like ''candy''! You've eaten every piece that's in the house!\\
'''Meatwad:''' I did? Well, somebody better get me some more, then, 'cause I'm starting to fade!
* Frylock tries to get the rap to stop by getting Meatwad to listen to classical music instead (or, as he describes it, "get down with some real gangsters from the fifteenth century"). "Spring" by Music/AntonioVivaldi starts playing, and a clearly dismayed Meatwad flatly expresses approval for it before asking Frylock to leave the room. Sure enough, once he does so, Meatwad almost immediately starts playing "I Want Candy" again.
* Frylock's second plan is to give Meatwad headphones so he can listen to the song without disrupting his roommates. This fails as he proceeds to blast the song ''so loudly'' that they can hear it even with him wearing the headphones, which also results in him being deafened.
-->'''Frylock:''' You are gonna damage your ears for life, and—\\
''[cut to a shot of Frylock talking from Meatwad's perspective, a loud ringing drowning out his voice]''\\
'''Frylock:''' —That's not gonna be a pretty sight!\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Meatwad:''' What?\\
'''Frylock:''' ''Just get a new album, or I'm gonna send Shake in here with that damn guitar!''
* Shake's version of "I Want Candy", and Frylock and Meatwad's reaction to it:
-->'''Shake:''' ''[bangs on the door to Meatwad's room with his broken guitar]'' I like BEATINGS! I'll beat ya all day!\\
'''Meatwad:''' I'll just take the window.\\
'''Frylock:''' Yeah, I think you'd better.
* Carl confronts Shake and Frylock while they're trying to sneak past him:
-->'''Carl:''' Hey, which one of you guys have been playing "I like candy!" for a frickin' week?!\\
'''Frylock:''' ... Your other neighbors.\\
'''Shake:''' Meatwad.\\
'''Carl:''' You know what? At this point, it doesn't matter, because it keeps running inside my head and it won't leave unless I blow it out! With a bullet!
* Meatwad getting so desperate for candy that he goes trick-or-treating (despite it being May) as an ElvisImpersonator.
* When Carl calls Meatwad out for forcing him to listen to "I Want Candy," Meatwad reveals that he's gotten tired of the song and moved on to "the adult jams." Specifically, MC Pee Pants' new song "I ''Need'' Candy."
--> '''Meatwad:''' See, check it. MC Pee Pants doesn't just want candy now, that's childish. He needs it. And when you need something, that's a responsibility.
** The cover for "I Need Candy" is the exact same as the one for "I Want Candy", but more zoomed-in and with the word "want" replaced with "need" in pink for emphasis. When Meatwad and Carl are shown listening to it, it's the same song with only the lyrics changed [[note]]out of universe, they're both just different parts of one song[[/note]].
* When Carl and Meatwad arrive to meet MC Pee Pants at the abandoned warehouse, he appears in the form of a cutout on a stick being puppeted by the real MC Pee Pants. When Carl questions why his lips aren't moving, he pauses before explaining that his movement is impaired because he had a "strizzoke in [his] brizzain".
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* It's common in the series for the characters to treat many of the bizarre and surreal situations as {{Unusually Uninteresting Sight}}s. One notable example would be in "T-Shirt of the Living Dead," where [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Meatwad uses his magical T-Shirt to summon a giant monster in the shape of an Easter egg out of his mind into Carl's front yard]]. Carl's response?
-->'''Carl:''' Hey! THERE'S A FRIGGIN' EASTER EGG IN MY YARD!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Well, that's probably Eggzilla, Carl. He's that fire breathin' Easter egg, come out of my mind.\\
'''Carl:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Of course]].
** Afterwards, once Eggzilla and his new girlfriend that Meatwad conjured up for him destroy Carl's house, Carl practically loses it and aids them in the destruction of his own property.
--->'''Carl:''' Hey, make sure the house is completely crushed if you could!
** All of this occurs while Santa Claus, brought in by Meatwad ''in the middle of July'' because he wanted early Christmas presents, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent is burning alive after having been set ablaze by Eggzilla.]]
--->'''Santa:''' [[ManOnFire Oh, the suit is melting into my skin!]]
* [[Music/BlackLabelSociety Zakk Wylde]]'s appearance in "Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary" after recording a terrible new version of the birthday song with Master Shake.
-->'''Zakk Wylde:''' Why did I even get wasted and work with [Shake]? I mean, this isn't even a real microphone! It's a stick with a marshmallow on it!
** Shake also roped Geddy Lee of ''Music/{{Rush|Band}}'' into singing on it, and he practically craps himself when he sees Lee's plane with the "Fly By Night" artwork sitting in his driveway.
** Shake has Wylde perform with a pair of animatronic scorpions. Shake's song is so bad that they become sentient, announce their desire to embark on "solo careers," whip out missiles and blow each other up (and Wylde, who was literally caught in the middle).
--->'''Shake:''' ''[charred from the explosion]'' Can I just say when I bought them, I didn't know they came armed with laser cannons? They probably charged me extra.\\
'''Frylock:''' ''[also charred]'' So, uh, what are you going to tell Zack's wife and children?\\
'''Shake:''' You saw him. The man was drunk and out of control.
* Anything and ''everything'' that Dr. Weird ever says or does, but the moment most would nominate for the top spot is when he announces "GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD... CORN!"
** Oh! Hey, you know this is pretty nice! I am kind of hungry.
** Good. THEN LET THE MATING BEGIN!
* It manages to be just as hilarious the second time, too;
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' GENTLEMEN! I BRING YOU... ''[shutter opens up]'' MORE CORN!\\
'''Steve:''' Uh, gee, I dunno man... I mean, after [[CallBack last time]]--\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' THIS TIME SHALL BE DIFFERENT! ''[cackles]''\\
* ''{{beat}}''*\\
'''Steve:''' Well, alright... cause I am hungry again--\\
''[corn launches at him and pins him to the wall]''\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' [[ILied IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT, STEVE?]] AAAHAHAHAHAHA!
* The first appearance of the Mooninites:
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' Gentleman... BEHOLD! ''[shutter opens, revealing a wall of amps]'' Are you ready to '''ROCK?'''\\
''(awkward silence)''\\
'''Steve:''' U-um, I-I'm ready to ro--\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' THEN I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HAIR TO THE BACK OF THIS AUDITORIUM! 1, 2, 3, 4! ''[starts shredding]'' THIS ONE IS CALLED, "ROBOT AFFLICTION!"
* Then there was that time Dr. Weird somehow got (or put) a ''rattlesnake'' inside of his hair helmet.
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' *The snake is coiled around his neck* Steve...
-->'''Steve:''' Yeah?
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' Pick up that stick... and slowly... and carefully now... '''''[[BaitAndSwitch AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!]]'''''
-->'''Steve:''' Aw hell no!
-->'''Carl:''' Hey! THERE'S A FRIGGIN' EASTER EGG IN MY YARD!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Well, that's probably Eggzilla, Carl. He's that fire breathin' Easter egg, come out of my mind.\\
'''Carl:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Of course]].
** Afterwards, once Eggzilla and his new girlfriend that Meatwad conjured up for him destroy Carl's house, Carl practically loses it and aids them in the destruction of his own property.
--->'''Carl:''' Hey, make sure the house is completely crushed if you could!
** All of this occurs while Santa Claus, brought in by Meatwad ''in the middle of July'' because he wanted early Christmas presents, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent is burning alive after having been set ablaze by Eggzilla.]]
--->'''Santa:''' [[ManOnFire Oh, the suit is melting into my skin!]]
* [[Music/BlackLabelSociety Zakk Wylde]]'s appearance in "Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary" after recording a terrible new version of the birthday song with Master Shake.
-->'''Zakk Wylde:''' Why did I even get wasted and work with [Shake]? I mean, this isn't even a real microphone! It's a stick with a marshmallow on it!
** Shake also roped Geddy Lee of ''Music/{{Rush|Band}}'' into singing on it, and he practically craps himself when he sees Lee's plane with the "Fly By Night" artwork sitting in his driveway.
** Shake has Wylde perform with a pair of animatronic scorpions. Shake's song is so bad that they become sentient, announce their desire to embark on "solo careers," whip out missiles and blow each other up (and Wylde, who was literally caught in the middle).
--->'''Shake:''' ''[charred from the explosion]'' Can I just say when I bought them, I didn't know they came armed with laser cannons? They probably charged me extra.\\
'''Frylock:''' ''[also charred]'' So, uh, what are you going to tell Zack's wife and children?\\
'''Shake:''' You saw him. The man was drunk and out of control.
* Anything and ''everything'' that Dr. Weird ever says or does, but the moment most would nominate for the top spot is when he announces "GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD... CORN!"
** Oh! Hey, you know this is pretty nice! I am kind of hungry.
** Good. THEN LET THE MATING BEGIN!
* It manages to be just as hilarious the second time, too;
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' GENTLEMEN! I BRING YOU... ''[shutter opens up]'' MORE CORN!\\
'''Steve:''' Uh, gee, I dunno man... I mean, after [[CallBack last time]]--\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' THIS TIME SHALL BE DIFFERENT! ''[cackles]''\\
* ''{{beat}}''*\\
'''Steve:''' Well, alright... cause I am hungry again--\\
''[corn launches at him and pins him to the wall]''\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' [[ILied IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT, STEVE?]] AAAHAHAHAHAHA!
* The first appearance of the Mooninites:
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' Gentleman... BEHOLD! ''[shutter opens, revealing a wall of amps]'' Are you ready to '''ROCK?'''\\
''(awkward silence)''\\
'''Steve:''' U-um, I-I'm ready to ro--\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' THEN I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HAIR TO THE BACK OF THIS AUDITORIUM! 1, 2, 3, 4! ''[starts shredding]'' THIS ONE IS CALLED, "ROBOT AFFLICTION!"
* Then there was that time Dr. Weird somehow got (or put) a ''rattlesnake'' inside of his hair helmet.
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' *The snake is coiled around his neck* Steve...
-->'''Steve:''' Yeah?
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' Pick up that stick... and slowly... and carefully now... '''''[[BaitAndSwitch AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!]]'''''
-->'''Steve:''' Aw hell no!
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!!Bus of the
-->'''Carl:''' Hey! THERE'S A FRIGGIN' EASTER EGG IN MY YARD!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Well, that's probably Eggzilla, Carl. He's that fire breathin' Easter egg, come out of my mind.\\
'''Carl:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Of course]].
** Afterwards, once Eggzilla and his new girlfriend that Meatwad conjured up for him destroy Carl's house, Carl practically loses it and aids them in the destruction of his own property.
--->'''Carl:''' Hey, make sure the house is completely crushed if you could!
** All of this occurs while Santa Claus, brought in by Meatwad ''in the middle of July'' because he wanted early Christmas presents, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent is burning alive after having been set ablaze by Eggzilla.]]
--->'''Santa:''' [[ManOnFire Oh, the suit is melting into my skin!]]
* [[Music/BlackLabelSociety Zakk Wylde]]'s appearance in "Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary" after recording a terrible new version of the birthday song with Master Shake.
-->'''Zakk Wylde:''' Why did I even get wasted and work with [Shake]? I mean, this isn't even a real microphone! It's a stick with a marshmallow on it!
** Shake also roped Geddy Lee of ''Music/{{Rush|Band}}'' into singing on it, and he practically craps himself when he sees Lee's plane with the "Fly By Night" artwork sitting in his driveway.
** Shake has Wylde perform with a pair of animatronic scorpions. Shake's song is so bad that they become sentient, announce their desire to embark on "solo careers," whip out missiles and blow each other up (and Wylde, who was literally caught in the middle).
--->'''Shake:''' ''[charred from the explosion]'' Can I just say when I bought them, I didn't know they came armed with laser cannons? They probably charged me extra.\\
'''Frylock:''' ''[also charred]'' So, uh, what are you going to tell Zack's wife and children?\\
'''Shake:''' You saw him. The man was drunk and out of control.
* Anything and ''everything'' that Dr. Weird ever says or does, but the moment most would nominate for the top spot is when he announces "GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD... CORN!"
** Oh! Hey, you know this is pretty nice! I am kind of hungry.
** Good. THEN LET THE MATING BEGIN!
* It manages to be just as hilarious the second time, too;
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' GENTLEMEN! I BRING YOU... ''[shutter opens up]'' MORE CORN!\\
'''Steve:''' Uh, gee, I dunno man... I mean, after [[CallBack last time]]--\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' THIS TIME SHALL BE DIFFERENT! ''[cackles]''\\
* ''{{beat}}''*\\
'''Steve:''' Well, alright... cause I am hungry again--\\
''[corn launches at him and pins him to the wall]''\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' [[ILied IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT, STEVE?]] AAAHAHAHAHAHA!
* The first appearance of the Mooninites:
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' Gentleman... BEHOLD! ''[shutter opens, revealing a wall of amps]'' Are you ready to '''ROCK?'''\\
''(awkward silence)''\\
'''Steve:''' U-um, I-I'm ready to ro--\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' THEN I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HAIR TO THE BACK OF THIS AUDITORIUM! 1, 2, 3, 4! ''[starts shredding]'' THIS ONE IS CALLED, "ROBOT AFFLICTION!"
* Then there was that time Dr. Weird somehow got (or put) a ''rattlesnake'' inside of his hair helmet.
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' *The snake is coiled around his neck* Steve...
-->'''Steve:''' Yeah?
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' Pick up that stick... and slowly... and carefully now... '''''[[BaitAndSwitch AGITATE THE HELL OUT OF THIS SNAKE!]]'''''
-->'''Steve:''' Aw hell no!
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-->'''Dr. Weird:''' HAHAHAHAHA! GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! ''[doors open, Moth-Monster-man is revealed...]'' Moth-Monst-''[...and he immediately flies out through the rabbit hole]'' OH NO! MOTH-MONSTERMAN NO! COME BACK!\\
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-->'''Dr. Weird:''' HAHAHAHAHA! GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! ''[doors open, Moth-Monster-man is revealed...]'' Moth-Monst-''[...and he immediately flies out through the rabbit hole]'' OH NO! MOTH-MONSTERMAN MOTH-MONSTERMAN, NO! COME BACK!\\
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* The opening of "Balloonenstein":
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' Gentlemen, feast your eyes!\\
''[the gate goes up revealing a vortex]''\\
'''Steve:''' What the hell?!\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' Don't feast, run! Dammit! ''(he and Steve get sucked in)''
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' Gentlemen, feast your eyes!\\
''[the gate goes up revealing a vortex]''\\
'''Steve:''' What the hell?!\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' Don't feast, run! Dammit! ''(he and Steve get sucked in)''
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!!Mayhem of
* Dr. Weird opens the shutter to reveal a set of amps, punctuated with a guitar chord.
-->'''Dr. Weird:'''
''[the gate goes up revealing a vortex]''\\
''(awkward silence)''\\
'''Steve:'''
'''Dr. Weird:''' THEN I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HAIR TO THE BACK OF THIS AUDITORIUM! 1, 2, 3, 4! ''[starts shredding]'' THIS ONE'S CALLED "ROBOT AFFLICTION!"
* The Mooninites' completely opposing reactions to seeing Frylock's EyeBeams for the first time.
-->'''Ignignokt''': What was that?\\
'''Err''': Whoa, did those just come out of your eyes?\\
'''Ignignokt''': They're primitive.\\
'''Err''': Damn, those are fast, man.\\
'''Ignignokt''': We are not impressed.\\
'''Err''': Hey, wasn't that cool?
!!Balloonenstein
* As soon as the shutters in Dr. Weird's lair open, a vortex starts sucking in the doctor and Steve.
-->'''Steve:''' What the hell-''[gets sucked in]]''\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' Don't
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Grab my potatoes, Carl!"]]
* The scene where Shake tricks Meatwad into getting in the dryer.
--> '''Shake:''' Meatwad, it's spaghetti time! Oh boy, spaghetti!\\
'''Meatwad:''' All right, spaghetti! Now ''that's'' Italian!\\
'''Shake:''' There it is, eat it! (cuts to some cords)\\
'''Meatwad:''' That doesn't look like any spaghetti I know.\\
(Shake adds dinner plates and silverware underneath the cords)\\
'''Shake:''' There, now it's spaghetti.\\
'''Meatwad:''' You're messin' with me, aren't you?!\\
'''Shake:''' You're right, I'm sorry. The real spaghetti got wet when I was boiling it so... it's in the dryer!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Why didn't you say so! It's probably dry by now, let's go get it. (hops in the dryer) Now remember, I like it spicy!\\
'''Shake:''' (laughs as he turns the dryer on) So ''stupid''!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Hey, wait a second! Why's it spinnin'?\\
'''Schoolly D:''' (narrating) Come on, think about it, Meatwad. It's a dryer, man. Of course it's gonna spin.
* Meatwad getting DrunkWithPower:
-->'''Meatwad:''' Shake. Where is my popsicle?\\
'''Shake:''' Please-\\
'''Meatwad:''' I require a popsicle every fifteen minutes. You obviously did not read the memo.\\
'''Shake:''' This is your memo?! ''[holds up sheet of paper with [[StylisticSuck crudely-drawn]] picture of a bizarre, mouse-like creature on it]'' I don't even know what this is!\\
'''Meatwad:''' ''[pins Shake to the wall with Force lightning]'' You sicken me with your lies.\\
'''Shake:''' I'll make you some right away!\\
'''Meatwad:''' ''Make'' me some? Please do not insult [[SelfDeprecation what little intelligence I have]]. I need it now.\\
'''Shake:''' Then I'll go to the store! Please, sir!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Yes, you will. Now what is the magic word, ''bitch?''\\
'''Shake:''' PLEASE let me go to the store and get popsicles for you! Thank you, sire!\\
'''Meatwad:''' That's right!\\
''[Meatwad stops electrocuting Shake and lets him leave]''\\
'''Meatwad:''' You better run, boy! And bring back some chocolate syrup too, or your fate is sealed.
!!Revenge of the Mooninites
* This line after the Mooninites ask Carl for porno magazines:
-->'''Carl''': Oh, I'll give you a magazine there, buddy. Hey, it's full of hollow points. You're gonna love it when I put those in a gun, and then put 'em in your brain!
* The Mooninites get their hands on a "Music/{{Foreigner|Band}} Belt" and cause all kinds of trouble for Frylock and the gang. When Err tries to use the belt on Shake, he finds that it doesn't work as intended:
-->'''Err:''' Are you ready to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_for_the_Weekend Work for the Weekend]]? 'Cuz I'm gonna [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turn_Me_Loose_(Loverboy_song) Turn You Loose]] to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Girls_in_Love Hot Girls in Love]]!\\
(Shake stands in the middle of the street waiting for his promised "hot girls," but no one comes)\\
'''Err:''' Man, how come it ain't workin' on him?\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Because those are Music/{{Loverboy|Band}} songs, Err...and Loverboy has always sucked.\\
'''Carl:''' (shouting from offscreen) No they don't! I saw them in '85 at Madison Square and they kicked ass!
!!Circus
* Dr. Weird's experiment this time is... a plate of corn cobs on a picnic table.
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' Gentlemen, behold... ''corn!''\\
'''Steve: ''' Oh, well, hey... you know, this is pretty nice! Yeah, I am kinda hungry.\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' Good.\\
''[The cobs begin laughing evilly as four of them jump off the plate]''\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' THEN LET THE MATING BEGIN!\\
''[A corn husk latches onto Steve's face like a [[Franchise/{{Alien}} Facehugger]] as several cobs impale him in the chest, pinning him to the wall]''
!!Dumber Days
* Steve catches Dr. Weird encouraging someone named Terry (revealed in a later episode to be a friend of Carl's who works for the mafia) to "mine for brains" over the phone. When Steve asks him to explain, Dr. Weird pulls out a syringe which he claims is [[BlatantLies intended to highlight his hair]] and injects him with it, knocking him unconscious. The cold open ends with him ominously saying "IT BEGINS!"
* The episode ends with Meatwad being brought down to normal... while he was in the middle of giving out "Flying Car Rides" (with Carl's car), making the car land on Carl's roof.
-->'''Carl:''' Oh, do not tell me that THAT IS MY CAR UP THERE ON THE ROOF!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Okay, we won't.\\
'''Carl:''' Get it down!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Okay.\\
'''Carl:''' Wait, no, don't--''[Carl's car lands with a loud crash, totaled in the process]'' DAMN IT!
!!Love Mummy
* The cold open from "Circus" gets a sequel:
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' GENTLEMEN! I BRING YOU... ''[shutter opens up]'' MORE CORN!\\
'''Steve:''' Gee, I dunno man. I mean, after [[CallBack last time]]--\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' THIS TIME... SHALL BE DIFFERENT! ''[cackles]''\\
''[[[{{beat}} Steve silently stares at the plate of corn]]]''\\
'''Steve:''' Well, alright... cause I am hungry again--\\
''[corn launches at him and pins him to the wall]''\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' [[ILied IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL, IS IT, STEVE?]] AAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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* The entire live-action episode is comic gold. There's something about seeing Meatwad as a faceless inanimate exercise ball that's really funny for some reason.
** In particular, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apg3DttFqt0 David Long Jr. as Carl]]. Fan opinion was somewhat divided on the rest, but ''everyone'' agreed he absolutely nailed it.
* [[EscalatingWar Spacecataz.]] That is all.
** "[[BoringInsult Everything you say is boring]]."
** When the Plutonians begin their prank war with the Mooninites:
--->'''Oglethorpe:''' Oh no, he did not do that!\\
'''Emory:''' What was--\\
'''Oglethorpe:''' That dude back there just [[FlippingTheBird flipped me off]]!\\
'''Emory:''' Really? Y-You saw that?\\
''[Back at the Mooninites' ship, Ignignokt is flashing an extra-large middle finger.]''\\
'''Err:''' Did he see it?\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Oh yes, Err. He saw the finger. My question is, does he know what to do with it?\\
''[Back to the Plutonians]''\\
'''Oglethorpe:''' Stop this ship!\\
'''Emory:''' Okay, but we're not supposed to stop at this speed...\\
'''Oglethorpe:''' STOP IT AT THIS SPEED!\\
''[The ship [[BrakeAngrily comes to an abrupt halt]], and they both crash through the window.]''\\
'''Err:''' Oh man, that's just gonna--[[OhCrap oh man, he's backin' up!]] ''[[SoundEffectBleep (beep)]]''IN FLY' HE'S BACKIN' UP! COME ON!\\
'''Ignignokt:''' No. ''(flashes a second extra-large middle finger)'' We'll double his pleasure.\\
'''Err:''' Take TWO, muddamuchacos!\\
'''Ignignokt:''' And call us in the morning.\\
'''Err:''' [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Yeah, call us! We'll be drunk!]]
** The Plutonians ordering 50 million pizzas to be delivered to the Mooninites. It backfires because [[ThirtyMinutesOrItsFree the pizzas arrived 1.3 seconds late, meaning that they're free]].
* Ignignokt doing roll call at the meeting for all the villains seen so far:
-->'''Ignignokt:''' Romulox...?\\
'''Romulox:''' [[WaxingLyrical Here I am, rock you like a hurricane]].\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Happy Time Harry...?\\
''[Happy Time Harry vomits.]''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' The Trees...? [[{{Beat}} (Beat)]] [[ARareSentence Did anyone see a large tree in the bathroom?]]\\
'''Err:''' Oh yeah...they left a message, they're runnin' late, they're hitchin' a ride with Flargin and Dingle.\\
'''Ignignokt:''' ''Flargin and what?''\\
'''(Later)'''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' [[LargeHam Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future]]...?\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' ''[as smoke blows around him]'' [[AC:Thousands of years ago, before Creator/SigourneyWeaver--]]\\
'''Ignignokt:''' ''"Here" will work just fine. Thank you.''\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' [[AC:...Here.]]\\
'''Err:''' And NO SMOKING! ''[jumping up and down in place]'' ''GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE,'' '''''GIMME A SMOKE!'''''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Err, stay with the patch. Your blood pressure.\\
'''Err:''' ''[to the Ghost]'' ''You tell another story!''\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost''': ''[as smoke blows around him]'' [[AC:Thousands of years ago, I survived the quickening of the dragonoid's crusade...]]\\
'''Err:''' ''(breathing in)'' Mmmm... smooth and menthol-y.\\
'''Brownie Monsters:''' '''(Hellish roaring and screeching)'''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' I know, I know, we're getting to you, just wait your turn. You're coming up on the list.\\
'''[[{{Beat}} (Extended Beat)]]'''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' ...'kay, Brownie Monsters.\\
'''Brownie Monsters:''' '''(Hellish roaring and screeching)'''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Emory and Oglethorpe...?\\
''[awkward silence]''\\
'''Err:''' Ha-HA!\\
'''Ignignokt:''' "...were not invited" is the correct end to that sentence.\\
'''Err:''' Put a period on that!\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Plutonians are teh suck.[[note]]This is how the closed captioning reads for this statement.[[/note]]
* In "Revenge of the Mooninites," the Mooninites get their hands on a "Music/{{Foreigner|Band}} Belt" and cause all kinds of trouble for Frylock and the gang. When Err tries to use the belt on Shake, he finds that it doesn't work as intended:
-->'''Err:''' Are you ready to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_for_the_Weekend Work for the Weekend]]? 'Cuz I'm gonna [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turn_Me_Loose_(Loverboy_song) Turn You Loose]] to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Girls_in_Love Hot Girls in Love]]!\\
(Shake stands in the middle of the street waiting for his promised "hot girls," but no one comes)\\
'''Err:''' Man, how come it ain't workin' on him?\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Because those are Music/{{Loverboy|Band}} songs, Err...and Loverboy has always sucked.\\
'''Carl:''' (shouting from offscreen) No they don't! I saw them in '85 at Madison Square and they kicked ass!
* Dr. Weird interrupting the shot of South Jersey Island by popping up in front of the screen and shouting "BULL SH[[SoundEffectBleep [bleep]]]!"
* With Shake, Frylock and Meatwad out of their home, a handful of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren sirens]] move in. Two beautiful women... and [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kruk John Kruk]]. (Which is even funnier not because he was on the '93 NL champion Phillies, but because he's a local demigod in the South Jersey/Philadelphia area). His attempts at "singing" are one of the funniest things seen on ATHF.
** And the sirens were Music/NekoCase and Kelly Hogan, which is a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for indie rock/alt country fans.
** If you think that's funny, you should see [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFx6cnoBXY Carl's attempts at "dancing."]] The Sirens' and John Kruk's reactions seal the deal.
--->'''Sirens:''' [Singing] ~[[NoJustNoReaction We do not like it]]...~\\
'''John Kruk:''' [Moves toward Carl] ...That kinda [[CaptainObvious means they don't like it]], Carl.
* At the end of one episode, Frylock buys a new television after spending the whole episode talking about how TV is bad for you, resulting in this gem.
-->'''Meatwad:''' I thought you said TV was bad.\\
'''Frylock:''' Oh it is... ''but we f***ing need it!''
* The end of "Dumber Days" when Meatwad is brought down to normal... while he was in the middle of giving out "Flying Car Rides" (with Carl's car), making the car land on Carl's roof.
-->'''Carl:''' Oh, do not tell me that THAT IS MY CAR UP THERE ON THE ROOF!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Okay, we won't.\\
'''Carl:''' Get it down!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Okay.\\
'''Carl:''' Wait, no, don't--''[Carl's car lands with a loud crash, totaled in the process]'' DAMN IT!
* Pretty much the entirety of "Super Spore."
** This classic gem after Frylock sends Travis of the Cosmos to timeout for swearing:
--->'''Meatwad:''' Only adults like us are allowed to say damn, bitch, ass, and hell. [[ClusterFBomb So get your helling, damning ass in that bitching damn room, damn it!]]\\
** In particular, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apg3DttFqt0 David Long Jr. as Carl]]. Fan opinion was somewhat divided on the rest, but ''everyone'' agreed he absolutely nailed it.
* [[EscalatingWar Spacecataz.]] That is all.
** "[[BoringInsult Everything you say is boring]]."
** When the Plutonians begin their prank war with the Mooninites:
--->'''Oglethorpe:''' Oh no, he did not do that!\\
'''Emory:''' What was--\\
'''Oglethorpe:''' That dude back there just [[FlippingTheBird flipped me off]]!\\
'''Emory:''' Really? Y-You saw that?\\
''[Back at the Mooninites' ship, Ignignokt is flashing an extra-large middle finger.]''\\
'''Err:''' Did he see it?\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Oh yes, Err. He saw the finger. My question is, does he know what to do with it?\\
''[Back to the Plutonians]''\\
'''Oglethorpe:''' Stop this ship!\\
'''Emory:''' Okay, but we're not supposed to stop at this speed...\\
'''Oglethorpe:''' STOP IT AT THIS SPEED!\\
''[The ship [[BrakeAngrily comes to an abrupt halt]], and they both crash through the window.]''\\
'''Err:''' Oh man, that's just gonna--[[OhCrap oh man, he's backin' up!]] ''[[SoundEffectBleep (beep)]]''IN FLY' HE'S BACKIN' UP! COME ON!\\
'''Ignignokt:''' No. ''(flashes a second extra-large middle finger)'' We'll double his pleasure.\\
'''Err:''' Take TWO, muddamuchacos!\\
'''Ignignokt:''' And call us in the morning.\\
'''Err:''' [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Yeah, call us! We'll be drunk!]]
** The Plutonians ordering 50 million pizzas to be delivered to the Mooninites. It backfires because [[ThirtyMinutesOrItsFree the pizzas arrived 1.3 seconds late, meaning that they're free]].
* Ignignokt doing roll call at the meeting for all the villains seen so far:
-->'''Ignignokt:''' Romulox...?\\
'''Romulox:''' [[WaxingLyrical Here I am, rock you like a hurricane]].\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Happy Time Harry...?\\
''[Happy Time Harry vomits.]''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' The Trees...? [[{{Beat}} (Beat)]] [[ARareSentence Did anyone see a large tree in the bathroom?]]\\
'''Err:''' Oh yeah...they left a message, they're runnin' late, they're hitchin' a ride with Flargin and Dingle.\\
'''Ignignokt:''' ''Flargin and what?''\\
'''(Later)'''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' [[LargeHam Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future]]...?\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' ''[as smoke blows around him]'' [[AC:Thousands of years ago, before Creator/SigourneyWeaver--]]\\
'''Ignignokt:''' ''"Here" will work just fine. Thank you.''\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' [[AC:...Here.]]\\
'''Err:''' And NO SMOKING! ''[jumping up and down in place]'' ''GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE,'' '''''GIMME A SMOKE!'''''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Err, stay with the patch. Your blood pressure.\\
'''Err:''' ''[to the Ghost]'' ''You tell another story!''\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost''': ''[as smoke blows around him]'' [[AC:Thousands of years ago, I survived the quickening of the dragonoid's crusade...]]\\
'''Err:''' ''(breathing in)'' Mmmm... smooth and menthol-y.\\
'''Brownie Monsters:''' '''(Hellish roaring and screeching)'''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' I know, I know, we're getting to you, just wait your turn. You're coming up on the list.\\
'''[[{{Beat}} (Extended Beat)]]'''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' ...'kay, Brownie Monsters.\\
'''Brownie Monsters:''' '''(Hellish roaring and screeching)'''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Emory and Oglethorpe...?\\
''[awkward silence]''\\
'''Err:''' Ha-HA!\\
'''Ignignokt:''' "...were not invited" is the correct end to that sentence.\\
'''Err:''' Put a period on that!\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Plutonians are teh suck.[[note]]This is how the closed captioning reads for this statement.[[/note]]
* In "Revenge of the Mooninites," the Mooninites get their hands on a "Music/{{Foreigner|Band}} Belt" and cause all kinds of trouble for Frylock and the gang. When Err tries to use the belt on Shake, he finds that it doesn't work as intended:
-->'''Err:''' Are you ready to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_for_the_Weekend Work for the Weekend]]? 'Cuz I'm gonna [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turn_Me_Loose_(Loverboy_song) Turn You Loose]] to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Girls_in_Love Hot Girls in Love]]!\\
(Shake stands in the middle of the street waiting for his promised "hot girls," but no one comes)\\
'''Err:''' Man, how come it ain't workin' on him?\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Because those are Music/{{Loverboy|Band}} songs, Err...and Loverboy has always sucked.\\
'''Carl:''' (shouting from offscreen) No they don't! I saw them in '85 at Madison Square and they kicked ass!
* Dr. Weird interrupting the shot of South Jersey Island by popping up in front of the screen and shouting "BULL SH[[SoundEffectBleep [bleep]]]!"
* With Shake, Frylock and Meatwad out of their home, a handful of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren sirens]] move in. Two beautiful women... and [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kruk John Kruk]]. (Which is even funnier not because he was on the '93 NL champion Phillies, but because he's a local demigod in the South Jersey/Philadelphia area). His attempts at "singing" are one of the funniest things seen on ATHF.
** And the sirens were Music/NekoCase and Kelly Hogan, which is a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for indie rock/alt country fans.
** If you think that's funny, you should see [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFx6cnoBXY Carl's attempts at "dancing."]] The Sirens' and John Kruk's reactions seal the deal.
--->'''Sirens:''' [Singing] ~[[NoJustNoReaction We do not like it]]...~\\
'''John Kruk:''' [Moves toward Carl] ...That kinda [[CaptainObvious means they don't like it]], Carl.
* At the end of one episode, Frylock buys a new television after spending the whole episode talking about how TV is bad for you, resulting in this gem.
-->'''Meatwad:''' I thought you said TV was bad.\\
'''Frylock:''' Oh it is... ''but we f***ing need it!''
* The end of "Dumber Days" when Meatwad is brought down to normal... while he was in the middle of giving out "Flying Car Rides" (with Carl's car), making the car land on Carl's roof.
-->'''Carl:''' Oh, do not tell me that THAT IS MY CAR UP THERE ON THE ROOF!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Okay, we won't.\\
'''Carl:''' Get it down!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Okay.\\
'''Carl:''' Wait, no, don't--''[Carl's car lands with a loud crash, totaled in the process]'' DAMN IT!
* Pretty much the entirety of "Super Spore."
** This classic gem after Frylock sends Travis of the Cosmos to timeout for swearing:
--->'''Meatwad:''' Only adults like us are allowed to say damn, bitch, ass, and hell. [[ClusterFBomb So get your helling, damning ass in that bitching damn room, damn it!]]\\
to:
!!Bad Replicant
*
--> '''Shake''': You look at him and tell me there's a
'''Meatwad''': He made me in His own image.\\
'''Shake''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah, that's right. God's a big meatball! I forgot!]]
!!PDA
* Dr. Weird proudly announces that he's lost weight. After Steve congratulates him, it's revealed that he did this by ''cutting his legs to the bone with a bloody chainsaw.''
-->'''Steve''': Okay, uh... I think I'm gonna go to lunch.\\
'''Dr. Weird''': I need to lose twenty more pounds, or I'll never be pretty! ''[hunkers down and continues mutilating himself with the chainsaw, his lower body mercifully offscreen]''
!!Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future
* When the titular robot enters Carl's room, Carl is [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight completely calm throughout the entire "conversation" he has with him]].
* Child-Carl's Christmas gift. Which is a piece of carpet. Which is also his dinner.
* Child-Carl is only ''a little less'' bald than adult Carl and already has his pot belly and wife beater.
* That Carl's house was built upon elfin graves, hence why his pool was filled with elfin blood.
** [[NoodleImplements It somehow creates babies.]]
* "Wait, who unionized?" "[[AC:Wouldn't you like to know? Probably [[YourMom your mama]]!]]"
* "[[AC:You must give up yourself to the Great Red Ape.]]" "Okay, how much?" ''"[[AC:Sexually.]]"''
-->'''Frylock''': You don't need to go Carl! You could do that....''other'' thing...\\
'''Carl''': Yeah, no thanks, Fryman. I'm not gonna get ''humped'' by a ''red gorilla in space''.
* Cybernetic Ghost ''hiding'' from Danzig and his sprinklers of blood.
* Danzig buying the house specifically because it's haunted by a cybernetic ghost and has blood dripping from the walls.
-->'''Danzig:''' Is there any chance we could get the blood to flow UP the walls?\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' "[[AC:I don't see why not.]]"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 2]]
!!Super Computer
* When Frylock reveals his supercomputer:
-->'''Frylock:''' Gentlemen... the ''[[http://aqua-teen-hunger-force.wikia.com/wiki/OoGhiJ_MIQtxxXA OoGhiJ MIQtxxXA!]]''\\
'''Shake:''' Frylock. Come on. You're really
'''Frylock:''' Well, yeah! I mean, that's the [[Franchise/StarTrek Klingon]] word for
** In particular,
'''Shake:''' "Superior galactic grandma after eatin' a block of cheese, smokin' three packs of cigarettes, and drinkin' a quart of milk." Disgusting, that's the word!\\
'''Frylock:''' Well, I invented it, and I can call it what I want!\\
'''Shake:''' Fine! Hey, good luck with the casual sex! I mean it. No, 'cause you won't get it, not with that name. Anyway, go on. I'm sorry to interrupt.\\
'''Frylock:''' ''(sighs)'' Meatwad, what do you think?\\
'''Meatwad:''' ''({{beat}})'' [[CloudCuckoolander My butt itches.]]\\
'''Frylock:''' All right, all right, fine! What should I call it, then?!\\
'''Shake:''' [[SuddenlyShouting "BAD-ASS MUTHA!!"]]\\
'''Meatwad:''' No, [[Franchise/{{Peanuts}} "Snoopy!" Or... or "Schroeder."]] One of them two.\\
'''Shake:''' No. "Bad-Ass Mutha 4000!"\\
'''Meatwad:''' "The Red Baron."\\
'''Shake:''' Twice as fast as your ass! Yeah, baby!
* This exchange when Shake accuses Frylock of being a witch when Frylock's new supercomputer vanishes into thin air:
-->'''Frylock:''' I had to suspend the RAM in a colloidal fluid, [[TechnoBabble (etc...)]]\\
'''Shake:''' Because you're a ''witch'' and you made it disappear with your evil magic!\\
'''Meatwad:''' He's a witch?!\\
'''Frylock:''' *deadpan* I'm not a witch.\\
'''Shake:''' Oh yeah!\\
'''Frylock:''' I'm ''not'' a witch!\\
'''Shake:''' Don't look at him wrong, he'll shrink your head to the size of a pea, I've seen it!\\
'''Frylock:''' Look, the hard drive spun so fast, it send the computer back in time.\\
'''Shake:''' To the time of ''witches'', where you once lived! Bring forth the stakes! You shall burn for your beliefs, WITCH! *the door buzzer rings* My pizza's here! Pizza time pizza time pizza time!... *hops out of the room, still duct-taped to the chair*\\
'''Meatwad:''' It's all startin' to add up now, isn't it? The levitation. The ''eeevil'' book readin'. Dem cream cookies you always eatin'...''you a damn witch!''\\
'''Frylock:''' Oh yeah? Well whatcha you gonna do about it?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Eat pizza. Pizza time pizza time pizza time!... *exit*
* Shake tells Meatwad Oog is his dad.
-->'''Shake:''' Hey Meatwad, your dad's here! He wants to make amends!\\
'''Meatwad:''' That ain't my daddie.\\
'''Shake:''' Sure he is. I asked "are you Meatwad's dad?", he said "How'd you know? Yes I am."
!!Super Birthday Snake
* The where Meatwad's pet "rabbit" turns out to be a huge snake. [[https://www.youtube.
* [[EscalatingWar Spacecataz.]] That
** "[[BoringInsult Everything you say
** When the Plutonians begin their prank war with the Mooninites:
--->'''Oglethorpe:''' Oh no, he did not do that!\\
'''Emory:''' What was--\\
'''Oglethorpe:''' That dude back there just [[FlippingTheBird flipped me off]]!\\
'''Emory:''' Really? Y-You saw that?\\
''[Back at the Mooninites' ship, Ignignokt is flashing an extra-large middle finger.]''\\
'''Err:''' Did he see it?\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Oh yes, Err. He saw the finger. My question is, does he know what
''[Back
'''Oglethorpe:''' Stop
-->'''Meatwad:''' Hold still, Nathan, this
'''Emory:''' Okay, but we're not supposed to stop at this speed...\\
'''Oglethorpe:''' STOP IT AT THIS SPEED!\\
''[The ship [[BrakeAngrily comes to an abrupt halt]], and they both crash through the window.]''\\
'''Err:''' Oh man, that's just gonna--[[OhCrap oh man, he's backin' up!]] ''[[SoundEffectBleep (beep)]]''IN FLY' HE'S BACKIN' UP! COME ON!\\
'''Ignignokt:''' No. ''(flashes a second extra-large middle finger)'' We'll double his pleasure.\\
'''Err:''' Take TWO, muddamuchacos!\\
'''Ignignokt:''' And call us in the morning.\\
'''Err:''' [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Yeah, call us! We'll be drunk!]]
** The Plutonians ordering 50 million pizzas to be delivered to the Mooninites. It backfires because [[ThirtyMinutesOrItsFree the pizzas arrived 1.3 seconds late, meaning that they're free]].
* Ignignokt doing roll call at the meeting for all the villains seen so far:
-->'''Ignignokt:''' Romulox...?\\
'''Romulox:''' [[WaxingLyrical Here I am, rock you like a hurricane]].\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Happy Time Harry...?\\
''[Happy Time Harry vomits.]''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' The Trees...? [[{{Beat}} (Beat)]] [[ARareSentence Did anyone see a large tree in the bathroom?]]\\
'''Err:''' Oh yeah...they left a message, they're runnin' late, they're hitchin' a ride with Flargin and Dingle.\\
'''Ignignokt:''' ''Flargin and what?''\\
'''(Later)'''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' [[LargeHam Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future]]...?\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' ''[as smoke blows around him]'' [[AC:Thousands of years ago, before Creator/SigourneyWeaver--]]\\
'''Ignignokt:''' ''"Here"
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' [[AC:...Here.]]\\
'''Err:''' And NO SMOKING! ''[jumping up and down in place]'' ''GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE,'' '''''GIMME A SMOKE!'''''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Err, stay with the patch. Your blood pressure.\\
'''Err:''' ''[to the Ghost]'' ''You tell another story!''\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost''': ''[as smoke blows around him]'' [[AC:Thousands of years ago, I survived the quickening
* The finale of the
'''Err:''' ''(breathing in)'' Mmmm... smooth and menthol-y.\\
'''Brownie Monsters:''' '''(Hellish roaring and screeching)'''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' I know, I know, we're getting to you, just wait your turn. You're coming up on the list.\\
'''[[{{Beat}} (Extended Beat)]]'''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' ...'kay, Brownie Monsters.\\
'''Brownie Monsters:''' '''(Hellish roaring and screeching)'''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Emory and Oglethorpe...?\\
''[awkward silence]''\\
'''Err:''' Ha-HA!\\
'''Ignignokt:''' "...were not invited"
'''Err:''' Put a period on that!\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Plutonians are teh suck.[[note]]This is how
* In "Revenge
-->'''Err:''' Are you ready to [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_for_the_Weekend Work for
(Shake stands in the middle
'''Err:''' Man, how come it ain't workin' on him?\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Because those are Music/{{Loverboy|Band}} songs, Err...and Loverboy has always sucked.\\
'''Carl:''' (shouting from offscreen) No they don't! I saw them in '85 at Madison Square and they kicked ass!
!!Super Hero
* Dr. Weird
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' *The snake is coiled around his neck* Steve...
-->'''Steve:''' Yeah?
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' Pick up
* With Shake, Frylock and Meatwad out of their home, a handful of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren sirens]] move in. Two beautiful women... and [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kruk John Kruk]]. (Which is even funnier not because he was on the '93 NL champion Phillies, but because he's a local demigod in the South Jersey/Philadelphia area). His attempts at "singing" are one of the funniest things seen on ATHF.
** And the sirens were Music/NekoCase and Kelly Hogan, which is a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for indie rock/alt country fans.
** If you think that's funny, you should see [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFx6cnoBXY Carl's attempts at "dancing."]] The Sirens' and John Kruk's reactions seal the deal.
--->'''Sirens:''' [Singing] ~[[NoJustNoReaction We do not like it]]...~\\
'''John Kruk:''' [Moves toward Carl] ...That kinda [[CaptainObvious means they don't like it]], Carl.
* At the end of one episode, Frylock buys a new television after spending the whole episode talking about how TV is bad for you, resulting in this gem.
-->'''Meatwad:''' I thought you said TV was bad.\\
'''Frylock:''' Oh it is... ''but we f***ing need it!''
* The end of "Dumber Days" when Meatwad is brought down to normal... while he was in the middle of giving out "Flying Car Rides" (with Carl's car), making the car land on Carl's roof.
-->'''Carl:''' Oh, do not tell me
'''Meatwad:''' Okay, we won't.\\
'''Carl:''' Get it down!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Okay.\\
'''Carl:''' Wait, no, don't--''[Carl's car lands with a loud crash, totaled in the process]'' DAMN IT!
-->'''Steve:''' Aw hell no!
!!Super Spore
*
**
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** Carl discovers Travis urinating all over his house, and needless to say he is not pleased.
--->'''Carl:''' (feigning excitement) Hey! Who's your dead friend? He's dead!
* When Meatwad gets into the medicine cabinet in the "Robositter" episode. Not only does he turn into a flower and speak like some kind of guru, but when Meatwad's trip goes bad... well, his image of Frylock is something that must be seen to be believed.
** '''GENTLEMEN, [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/jhirsch/532813468/ BEHOLD!]]'''
*** GeniusBonus: Hallucination!Frylock is based on the schizophrenic cat art of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Wain Louis Wain.]]
---->'''Frylock:''' Meatwad, look at me. Look at me. ''(distorted)'' How many fries am I holding up?\\
'''Meatwad:''' You come here to kill me! Bullfrog king!
* In the episode where Meatwad gets the ability to see the future, he has a vision in which Frylock walks out the door and suddenly explodes. Frylock decides to go outside to prove Meatwad wrong. Cue an explosion from outside. Frylock suddenly comes back in and says, in a perfectly deadpan voice:
--->'''Carl:''' (feigning excitement) Hey! Who's your dead friend? He's dead!
* When Meatwad gets into the medicine cabinet in the "Robositter" episode. Not only does he turn into a flower and speak like some kind of guru, but when Meatwad's trip goes bad... well, his image of Frylock is something that must be seen to be believed.
** '''GENTLEMEN, [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/jhirsch/532813468/ BEHOLD!]]'''
*** GeniusBonus: Hallucination!Frylock is based on the schizophrenic cat art of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Wain Louis Wain.]]
---->'''Frylock:''' Meatwad, look at me. Look at me. ''(distorted)'' How many fries am I holding up?\\
'''Meatwad:''' You come here to kill me! Bullfrog king!
* In the episode where Meatwad gets the ability to see the future, he has a vision in which Frylock walks out the door and suddenly explodes. Frylock decides to go outside to prove Meatwad wrong. Cue an explosion from outside. Frylock suddenly comes back in and says, in a perfectly deadpan voice:
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!!The Meat Zone
*
-->'''Steve''': Y-your...what?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': ''MY HAIR HELMET!!''\\
'''Steve''': Oh... well, that-that's right there... on your head.\\
'''Dr. Weird''': Oh...({{beat}})...''BULLS**T!''
* Meatwad
** '''GENTLEMEN, [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/jhirsch/532813468/ BEHOLD!]]'''
*** GeniusBonus: Hallucination!Frylock is based on the schizophrenic cat art of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Wain Louis Wain.]]
---->'''Frylock:''' Meatwad, look at me. Look at me. ''(distorted)'' How many fries am I holding up?\\
'''Meatwad:''' You come here to kill me! Bullfrog king!
* In the episode where Meatwad gets the ability to see the future, he
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* The scene in "Balloonenstein" where Shake tricks Meatwad into getting in the dryer.
--> '''Shake:''' Meatwad, it's spaghetti time! Oh boy, spaghetti!\\
'''Meatwad:''' All right, spaghetti! Now ''that's'' Italian!\\
'''Shake:''' There it is, eat it! (cuts to some cords)\\
'''Meatwad:''' That doesn't look like any spaghetti I know.\\
(Shake adds dinner plates and silverware underneath the cords)\\
'''Shake:''' There, now it's spaghetti.\\
'''Meatwad:''' You're messin' with me, aren't you?!\\
'''Shake:''' You're right, I'm sorry. The real spaghetti got wet when I was boiling it so... it's in the dryer!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Why didn't you say so! It's probably dry by now, let's go get it. (hops in the dryer) Now remember, I like it spicy!\\
'''Shake:''' (laughs as he turns the dryer on) So ''stupid''!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Hey, wait a second! Why's it spinnin'?\\
'''Schoolly D:''' (narrating) Come on, think about it, Meatwad. It's a dryer, man. Of course it's gonna spin.
** Meatwad getting DrunkWithPower:
--->'''Meatwad:''' Shake. Where is my popsicle?\\
'''Shake:''' Please-\\
'''Meatwad:''' I require a popsicle every fifteen minutes. You obviously did not read the memo.\\
'''Shake:''' This is your memo?! ''[holds up sheet of paper with [[StylisticSuck crudely-drawn]] picture of a bizarre, mouse-like creature on it]'' I don't even know what this is!\\
'''Meatwad:''' ''[pins Shake to the wall with Force lightning]'' You sicken me with your lies.\\
'''Shake:''' I'll make you some right away!\\
'''Meatwad:''' ''Make'' me some? Please do not insult [[SelfDeprecation what little intelligence I have]]. I need it now.\\
'''Shake:''' Then I'll go to the store! Please, sir!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Yes, you will. Now what is the magic word, ''bitch?''\\
'''Shake:''' PLEASE let me go to the store and get popsicles for you! Thank you, sire!\\
'''Meatwad:''' That's right!\\
''[Meatwad stops electrocuting Shake and lets him leave]''\\
'''Meatwad:''' You better run, boy! And bring back some chocolate syrup too, or your fate is sealed.
* The entirety of "Multiple Meat."
** Especially "3 Million Bottles of Beer on the Wall":
--->'''Meatwad #17''': Wait, I got mixed up. Start over!
** And when they finally finish the song ''27 years later'':
--->'''Meatwad #1''': Hehehe, that was fun!\\
'''Meatwad #2''': Yep, that was fun!\\
'''Meatwad #3''': That was fun.\\
'''Meatwad #4''': Well now what do we do?\\
'''Meatwad #1''': I suppose we can sit here and get to know each other. Or we could sing that song one more cotton-picking time!
** [[HereWeGoAgain And with that, they do.]] As the POV zooms out from the house, [[SuicideAsComedy a gunshot is heard]] from the other room, because in 27 years Shake ''still hasn't left.''
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Grab my potatoes, Carl"]]
* The ending of "{{Juggalo}}" with the court scene, particularly the Music/InsaneClownPosse saying they work for the community and that they spit fire.
* "Global Grilling". Shake buys a new barbecue grill -- the [[AdvancedTech2000 Char-Nobyl 6000]]. It uses radioactive material to cook, and even on Super-Low, it's enough to cause a global environmental disaster (it's not even supposed to be in the country; even within arm's distance of it, Carl's shoulder hair and ''the clouds'' catch fire). The next day, the grill has scorched the entire neighborhood. Meatwad throws a pan out the front door, which promptly ''explodes''.
** At the end of the episode, Shake gives a patriotic speech about [[SpoofAesop the importance of eating your boogers,]] [[SpaceWhaleAesop so that the Mucusoids don't take over the world and enslave humanity!]]
* Master Shake goes completely DrunkWithPower when he steals Frylock's contact lenses in "Laser Lenses". A list of grievances include:
** Repeatedly mouthing off to (and then blasting) Carl.
** Forcing Carl to order him Chinese take-out, and then blasting him when he whimsically changes his order.
*** And in the process burned down his house and scorched his lawn into a charred wreck.
** Terry's "cosmetic surgery" at the end of the episode (to replace Frylock's bad surgery, he ends up giving him eye-tits).
--> '''Shake:''' Meatwad, it's spaghetti time! Oh boy, spaghetti!\\
'''Meatwad:''' All right, spaghetti! Now ''that's'' Italian!\\
'''Shake:''' There it is, eat it! (cuts to some cords)\\
'''Meatwad:''' That doesn't look like any spaghetti I know.\\
(Shake adds dinner plates and silverware underneath the cords)\\
'''Shake:''' There, now it's spaghetti.\\
'''Meatwad:''' You're messin' with me, aren't you?!\\
'''Shake:''' You're right, I'm sorry. The real spaghetti got wet when I was boiling it so... it's in the dryer!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Why didn't you say so! It's probably dry by now, let's go get it. (hops in the dryer) Now remember, I like it spicy!\\
'''Shake:''' (laughs as he turns the dryer on) So ''stupid''!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Hey, wait a second! Why's it spinnin'?\\
'''Schoolly D:''' (narrating) Come on, think about it, Meatwad. It's a dryer, man. Of course it's gonna spin.
** Meatwad getting DrunkWithPower:
--->'''Meatwad:''' Shake. Where is my popsicle?\\
'''Shake:''' Please-\\
'''Meatwad:''' I require a popsicle every fifteen minutes. You obviously did not read the memo.\\
'''Shake:''' This is your memo?! ''[holds up sheet of paper with [[StylisticSuck crudely-drawn]] picture of a bizarre, mouse-like creature on it]'' I don't even know what this is!\\
'''Meatwad:''' ''[pins Shake to the wall with Force lightning]'' You sicken me with your lies.\\
'''Shake:''' I'll make you some right away!\\
'''Meatwad:''' ''Make'' me some? Please do not insult [[SelfDeprecation what little intelligence I have]]. I need it now.\\
'''Shake:''' Then I'll go to the store! Please, sir!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Yes, you will. Now what is the magic word, ''bitch?''\\
'''Shake:''' PLEASE let me go to the store and get popsicles for you! Thank you, sire!\\
'''Meatwad:''' That's right!\\
''[Meatwad stops electrocuting Shake and lets him leave]''\\
'''Meatwad:''' You better run, boy! And bring back some chocolate syrup too, or your fate is sealed.
* The entirety of "Multiple Meat."
** Especially "3 Million Bottles of Beer on the Wall":
--->'''Meatwad #17''': Wait, I got mixed up. Start over!
** And when they finally finish the song ''27 years later'':
--->'''Meatwad #1''': Hehehe, that was fun!\\
'''Meatwad #2''': Yep, that was fun!\\
'''Meatwad #3''': That was fun.\\
'''Meatwad #4''': Well now what do we do?\\
'''Meatwad #1''': I suppose we can sit here and get to know each other. Or we could sing that song one more cotton-picking time!
** [[HereWeGoAgain And with that, they do.]] As the POV zooms out from the house, [[SuicideAsComedy a gunshot is heard]] from the other room, because in 27 years Shake ''still hasn't left.''
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Grab my potatoes, Carl"]]
* The ending of "{{Juggalo}}" with the court scene, particularly the Music/InsaneClownPosse saying they work for the community and that they spit fire.
* "Global Grilling". Shake buys a new barbecue grill -- the [[AdvancedTech2000 Char-Nobyl 6000]]. It uses radioactive material to cook, and even on Super-Low, it's enough to cause a global environmental disaster (it's not even supposed to be in the country; even within arm's distance of it, Carl's shoulder hair and ''the clouds'' catch fire). The next day, the grill has scorched the entire neighborhood. Meatwad throws a pan out the front door, which promptly ''explodes''.
** At the end of the episode, Shake gives a patriotic speech about [[SpoofAesop the importance of eating your boogers,]] [[SpaceWhaleAesop so that the Mucusoids don't take over the world and enslave humanity!]]
* Master Shake goes completely DrunkWithPower when he steals Frylock's contact lenses in "Laser Lenses". A list of grievances include:
** Repeatedly mouthing off to (and then blasting) Carl.
** Forcing Carl to order him Chinese take-out, and then blasting him when he whimsically changes his order.
*** And in the process burned down his house and scorched his lawn into a charred wreck.
** Terry's "cosmetic surgery" at the end of the episode (to replace Frylock's bad surgery, he ends up giving him eye-tits).
to:
!!Universal Remonster
*
--> '''Shake:''' Meatwad, it's spaghetti time! Oh boy, spaghetti!\\
'''Meatwad:''' All right, spaghetti! Now ''that's'' Italian!\\
'''Shake:''' There it is, eat it! (cuts to some cords)\\
'''Meatwad:''' That doesn't look like any spaghetti
-->'''Meatwad:''' I
!!Total Re-Carl
* The culmination of the
'''Shake:''' There, now it's spaghetti.\\
--> '''Meatwad:'''
* When Frylock analyzes Carl's brain to text, the screen is covered in obscenities with
'''Shake:''' You're right, I'm sorry. The real spaghetti got wet when I was boiling it so... it's in
'''Meatwad:''' Why didn't you say so! It's probably dry by now, let's go get it. (hops in the dryer) Now remember, I like it spicy!\\
'''Shake:''' (laughs as he turns the dryer on) So ''stupid''!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Hey, wait a second! Why's it spinnin'?\\
'''Schoolly D:''' (narrating) Come on, think about it, Meatwad. It's a dryer, man. Of course it's gonna spin.
** Meatwad getting DrunkWithPower:
--->'''Meatwad:''' Shake. Where is my popsicle?\\
'''Shake:''' Please-\\
'''Meatwad:''' I require a popsicle every fifteen minutes. You obviously did not read the memo.\\
'''Shake:''' This is your memo?! ''[holds up sheet of paper with [[StylisticSuck crudely-drawn]] picture of a bizarre, mouse-like creature on it]'' I don't even know what this is!\\
'''Meatwad:''' ''[pins Shake to the wall with Force lightning]'' You sicken me with your lies.\\
'''Shake:''' I'll make you some right away!\\
'''Meatwad:''' ''Make'' me some? Please do not insult [[SelfDeprecation what little intelligence I have]]. I need it now.\\
'''Shake:''' Then I'll go to the store! Please, sir!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Yes, you will. Now what is the magic word, ''bitch?''\\
'''Shake:''' PLEASE let me go to the store and get popsicles for you! Thank you, sire!\\
'''Meatwad:''' That's right!\\
''[Meatwad stops electrocuting Shake and lets him leave]''\\
'''Meatwad:''' You better run, boy! And bring back some chocolate syrup too, or your fate is sealed.
*
--->'''Meatwad #17''': Wait, I got mixed up. Start over!
** And
--->'''Meatwad #1''': Hehehe, that was fun!\\
'''Meatwad #2''': Yep, that was fun!\\
'''Meatwad #3''': That was fun.
* Shake ruins Frylock's initial attempt to build a fresh new body for Carl via an organ bank:
-->'''Frylock:''' "Dr. Frylock, while we appreciate your interest in body construction research, we cannot legally send you a, quote-unquote, 'buttload of organs', regardless of whether we plan on using them."\\
'''Shake:''' I didn't say "buttload"! ({{Beat}}) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I said "ASS-load".]]
* Frylock rebuilds Carl by giving him a military suit and arming him with weapons of mass destruction. He only [[DidntThinkThisThrough realizes it's a bad idea]] when it's ''Shake'' [[DumbassHasAPoint who calls him out on it]].
-->'''Frylock:''' I give you the ultimate in military hardware complete with laser cannon, indestructible titanium exoskeleton and motion-activated plasma pulse rifles.\\
'''Frylock:''' You're right. Damn, what
'''Meatwad #1''':
* Shake's reaction when he sees the result of the body they tried to
** [[HereWeGoAgain And
--> '''Shake''': Will he be able to chase us? 'Cause if I woke up looking like [[BodyHorror that]], I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.
!!Revenge of the Trees
* Steve mocking Dr. Weird:
--> '''Steve:''' ''(wearing a bucket on his head, impersonating Dr. Weird)'' Gentlemen, fill me with
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Grab my potatoes, Carl"]]
* The ending of "{{Juggalo}}"
'''Javier:''' ''(speaks frantic Spanish while motioning behind Steve)''\\
'''Steve:''' Yeah, I know, Javier-\\
''(a giant Dr. Weird head bites Steve's head off, with the
* "Global Grilling". Shake buys a new barbecue grill -- the [[AdvancedTech2000 Char-Nobyl 6000]]. It uses radioactive material to cook, and even on Super-Low, it's enough to cause a global environmental disaster (it's not even supposed to be in the country; even within arm's distance of it, Carl's shoulder hair and ''the clouds'' catch fire). The next day, the grill has scorched the entire neighborhood. Meatwad throws a pan out the front door, which promptly ''explodes''.
** At the end of the episode, Shake gives a patriotic speech about [[SpoofAesop the importance of eating your boogers,]] [[SpaceWhaleAesop so that the Mucusoids don't take over the world and enslave humanity!]]
* Master Shake goes completely DrunkWithPower when he steals Frylock's contact lenses in "Laser Lenses". A list of grievances include:
** Repeatedly mouthing off to (and then blasting) Carl.
** Forcing Carl to order him Chinese take-out, and then blasting him when he whimsically changes his order.
*** And in the process burned down his house and scorched his lawn into a charred wreck.
** Terry's "cosmetic surgery" at the end of the episode (to replace Frylock's bad surgery, he ends up giving him eye-tits).
!!Frat Aliens
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'''Dr. Weird''': ''THIS'' MAKES ME CRAZY! ''[collapses, dead; brain starts floating]''\\
to:
'''Dr. Weird''': ''THIS'' MAKES ME REALLY CRAZY! ''[collapses, dead; brain starts floating]''\\
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* This exchange:
-->'''Dr. Weird''': YES, TERRY! MINE FOR BRAINS! UWAHAHAHAHAHA!\\
'''Steve''': Hey, uh... who was that on the phone?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Um, no one... er]]--HEY! LET'S ''[produces massive needle]'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat HIGHLIGHT YOUR HAIR!]]\\
'''Steve''': But I like my hair this color--\\
''[Steve gets jabbed in the neck with the needle and immediately collapses]''\\
'''Dr. Weird''': IT BEGINS!
-->'''Dr. Weird''': YES, TERRY! MINE FOR BRAINS! UWAHAHAHAHAHA!\\
'''Steve''': Hey, uh... who was that on the phone?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Um, no one... er]]--HEY! LET'S ''[produces massive needle]'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat HIGHLIGHT YOUR HAIR!]]\\
'''Steve''': But I like my hair this color--\\
''[Steve gets jabbed in the neck with the needle and immediately collapses]''\\
'''Dr. Weird''': IT BEGINS!
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!!Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary
* This
-->'''Dr. Weird''': YES, TERRY! MINE FOR BRAINS! UWAHAHAHAHAHA!\\
'''Steve''': Hey, uh... who was that on
'''Dr. Weird''': [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Um, no one... er]]--HEY! LET'S ''[produces massive needle]'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat HIGHLIGHT YOUR HAIR!]]\\
'''Steve''': But
* [[Music/BlackLabelSociety Zakk Wylde]]'s appearance after recording a terrible new version of the birthday song with Master Shake.
-->'''Zakk Wylde:''' Why did I
''[Steve gets jabbed in the neck
* Shake also roped Geddy Lee of ''Music/{{Rush|Band}}'' into singing on it, and he practically craps himself when he sees Lee's plane with the
* Shake has Wylde perform with a pair of animatronic scorpions. Shake's song is so bad that they become sentient, announce their desire to embark on "solo careers," whip out missiles and
'''Dr. Weird''': IT BEGINS!
-->'''Shake:''' ''[charred from the explosion]'' Can I just say when I bought them, I didn't know they came armed with laser cannons? They probably charged me extra.\\
'''Frylock:''' ''[also charred]'' So, uh, what are you going to tell Zack's wife and children?\\
'''Shake:''' You saw him. The man was drunk and out of control.
!!The Cubing
* Meta example- at the end of "The Cubing", both the real Wisdom Cube and his brother, the Dumbassahedron, float up in the air and get shredded to bits by a passing helicopter. [[StockFootage That helicopter happens to be]] an [[WesternAnimation/SwatKats Enforcer chopper]]. Clearly, [[RedshirtArmy Commander Feral's chopper backup]] was so late, they entered another show by mistake.
!!The Shaving
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* Yet another exchange between Dr. Weird and Steve.
-->'''Dr. Weird''': GENTLEMEN...''WHO STOLE MY HAIRARIUM?!''\\
'''Steve''': Y-your...what?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': ''MY HAIR HELMET!!''\\
'''Steve''': Oh...t-that's right there...on your head.\\
'''Dr. Weird''': Oh...({{beat}})...''BULLS**T!''
-->'''Dr. Weird''': GENTLEMEN...''WHO STOLE MY HAIRARIUM?!''\\
'''Steve''': Y-your...what?\\
'''Dr. Weird''': ''MY HAIR HELMET!!''\\
'''Steve''': Oh...t-that's right there...on your head.\\
'''Dr. Weird''': Oh...({{beat}})...''BULLS**T!''
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!!Broodwich
*
-->'''Dr.
'''Steve''': Y-your...what?\\
'''Steve:''' Uh, actually you said there was ''no'' chance this would work. \\
'''Dr.
'''Steve''': Oh...t-that's right there...
* Meatwad repeatedly mishearing Frylock saying that Shake found the Broodwich.
-->'''Frylock:''' That's... the Broodwich!\\
'''Meatwad:''' The boob witch?\\
'''Frylock:''' No no, Meatwad, the Broodwich. The Broodwich!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Wait, wait, say what?\\
'''Frylock:''' Broodwich!\\
'''Meatwad:''' [[Film/TheBlairWitchProject The Blair Witch]] is here? \\
'''Frylock:''' No no, the Broodwich!\\
'''Shake:''' I'll tell you what it is, friends. It's shut up and let me eat it!
* The disembodied voice and Shake ripping on
'''Dr. Weird''': Oh...({{beat}})...''BULLS**T!''
* Meatwad planting Frylock's azalea bushes by throwing them down the hole where Shake found the Broodwich.
* Meatwad tells Shake that Jerry from the other dimension is a "nice guy once you get to know him" despite him repeatedly trying to kill Shake with an axe. Shake believes him and [[LethallyStupid takes another bite of the Broodwich]].
-->'''Frylock:''' Wow, so you're saying it was fun?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Hell naw, that sum'bitch had an axe!
** Followed by Shake watching Jerry and his friend talking about [[HenpeckedHusband their wives giving them crap at home]]. Here's the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHvCVqnyfwI extended version of the scene]].
!!The Clowning
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'''Dr. Weird''': ''[with his hand behind his back]'' MY ASS HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO EAT MY HAND! ''(sharp convulsion)'' IT HUNGERS... FOR MORE!\\
to:
'''Dr. Weird''': ''[with his hand behind his back]'' MY ASS HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO EAT My ass has finally decided to eat... MY HAND! ''(sharp convulsion)'' IT HUNGERS... FOR MORE!\\
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* This bit:
-->''*Dr. Weird is wearing a tribal headdress*''\\
'''Steve''': ''*as Dr. Weird places a hand on his shoulder*'' Yeah, hey... y'know what, this is my two weeks' notice--\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext SAMHAIN...]] ''*he [[AndShowItToYou tears out Steve's spinal column]]*'' '''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext FOREVER!!]]'''\\
''*Steve collapses onto the floor as Dr. Weird [[LaughingMad laughs manaically]]*''\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Dr. Weird''': Ho ho.
* LOOK AT ''THIS'' UNIT! ''[strips, revealing a body you would find on a Ken doll]''
-->''*Dr. Weird is wearing a tribal headdress*''\\
'''Steve''': ''*as Dr. Weird places a hand on his shoulder*'' Yeah, hey... y'know what, this is my two weeks' notice--\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext SAMHAIN...]] ''*he [[AndShowItToYou tears out Steve's spinal column]]*'' '''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext FOREVER!!]]'''\\
''*Steve collapses onto the floor as Dr. Weird [[LaughingMad laughs manaically]]*''\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Dr. Weird''': Ho ho.
* LOOK AT ''THIS'' UNIT! ''[strips, revealing a body you would find on a Ken doll]''
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* A whole lot from "Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future":
** When the titular robot enters Carl's room, Carl is [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight completely calm throughout the entire "conversation" he has with him]].
** Child-Carl's Christmas gift. Which is a piece of carpet. Which is also his dinner.
*** Also Child-Carl is ''only a little less'' bald than adult Carl and already has his pot belly and wife beater.
** That Carl's house was built upon elfin graves, hence why his pool was filled with elfin blood.
*** [[NoodleImplements It somehow creates babies.]]
** "Wait, who unionized?" "[[AC:Wouldn't you like to know? Probably [[YourMom your mama]]!]]"
** Also: "[[AC:You must give up yourself to the Great Red Ape.]]" "Okay, how much?" ''"[[AC:Sexually.]]"''
--->'''Frylock''': You don't need to go Carl! You could do that....''other'' thing...\\
'''Carl''': Yeah, no thanks, Fryman. I'm not gonna get ''humped'' by a ''red gorilla in space''.
** Cybernetic Ghost ''hiding'' from Danzig and his sprinklers of blood.
** Danzig buying the house specifically because it's haunted by a cybernetic ghost and has blood dripping from the walls.
--->'''Danzig:''' Is there any chance we could get the blood to flow UP the walls?\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' "[[AC:I don't see why not.]]"
* In "Rubberman", the flashback when Carl [[GroinAttack got nipped in the stones by a killer whale]].
* An ''Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1'' example: all of the "Lasagna" episode, which [[WordOfGod Dave himself]] said is the closest thing to ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' as possible.
* The ending of "Moon Master", with Err trying to face the Gorgatron.
--> '''Ignignokt:''' He said no, Err. With his foot.
* The culmination of the f-bombs running gag in "Total Re-Carl":
--> '''Meatwad:''' ''[dead serious]'' [[GoshDangItToHeck Fudge you, butthole.]]
** When Frylock analyzes Carl's brain to text, the screen is covered in obscenities with the f-bombs strategically covered.
** "Here ya go, Shawn Cassidy."
** The look on Shake's face when he sees Carl's head attached to the body of an old black guy.
** Shake ruins Frylock's initial attempt to build a fresh new body for Carl via an organ bank:
--->'''Frylock:''' "Dr. Frylock, while we appreciate your interest in body construction research, we cannot legally send you a, quote-unquote, 'buttload of organs', regardless of whether we plan on using them."\\
'''Shake:''' I didn't say "buttload"! ({{Beat}}) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I said "ASS-load".]]
** Frylock rebuilds Carl by giving him a military suit and arming him with weapons of mass destruction. He only [[DidntThinkThisThrough realizes it's a bad idea]] when it's ''Shake'' [[DumbassHasAPoint who calls him out on it]].
--->'''Frylock:''' I give you the ultimate in military hardware complete with laser cannon, indestructible titanium exoskeleton and motion-activated plasma pulse rifles.\\
'''Shake:''' And you're gonna '''''plug him in!?'''''\\
'''Frylock:''' You're right. Damn, what the hell was I thinking?
** Shake's reaction when he sees the result of the body they tried to make out of medical waste organs (and the only organs they could obtain were '''''eyeballs.''''')
---> '''Shake''': Will he be able to chase us? 'Cause if I woke up looking like [[BodyHorror that]], I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.
* The entirety of the Broodwich episode.
** Meatwad repeatedly mishearing Frylock saying that Shake found the Broodwich.
--->'''Frylock:''' That's... the Broodwich!\\
'''Meatwad:''' The boob witch?\\
'''Frylock:''' No no, Meatwad, the Broodwich. The Broodwich!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Wait, wait, say what?\\
'''Frylock:''' Broodwich!\\
'''Meatwad:''' [[Film/TheBlairWitchProject The Blair Witch]] is here? \\
'''Frylock:''' No no, the Broodwich!\\
'''Shake:''' I'll tell you what it is, friends. It's shut up and let me eat it!
** The disembodied voice and Shake ripping on Frylock for reading ''Vogue''.
** Meatwad planting Frylock's azalea bushes by throwing them down the hole where Shake found the Broodwich.
** Meatwad tells Shake that Jerry from the other dimension is a "nice guy once you get to know him" despite him repeatedly trying to kill Shake with an axe. Shake believes him and [[LethallyStupid takes another bite of the Broodwich]].
--->'''Frylock:''' Wow, so you're saying it was fun?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Hell naw, that sum'bitch had an axe!
** Followed by Shake watching Jerry and his friend talking about [[HenpeckedHusband their wives giving them crap at home]]. Here's the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHvCVqnyfwI extended version of the scene]].
* The Mooninites' completely opposing reactions to seeing Frylock's EyeBeams for the first time.
-->'''Ignignokt''': What was that?\\
'''Err''': Whoa, did those just come out of your eyes?\\
'''Ignignokt''': They're primitive.\\
'''Err''': Damn, those are fast, man.\\
'''Ignignokt''': We are not impressed.\\
'''Err''': Hey, wasn't that cool?
* The whole of the episode "Gee-whiz" - from the moment that they start to explain Standards and Practices until Ted Nugent comes out wearing a badger and everything before, after and in-between.
--> '''Ted Nugent:''' It is I, Ted Nugent, and if any of you don't got a gun, a knife, handkerchief, and a Chap-Stick, get the f''[GUITAR RIFF]''k outta here!
** From earlier in the same episode, the SoundEffectBleep resulting from said Standards and Practices. When Meatwad is supposedly "pregnant", at one point he launches into a foul-mouthed rant:
--->'''Meatwad''': Oh boy, I apologize. My hormones are going nuts! Now please, if you would, get the ''[ELEPHANT TRUMPET]'' out of my way. I mean, how many times do I gotta ''[ALARM BELL]'' write ice cream on this ''[SQUEAK]'' list, before someone gets his ''[HORSE WHINNY]'' in gear, ''and brings home the ''[OWL HOOT]'' ice cream?!'' MAYBE I SHOULD GET A STEAK KNIFE, AND ETCH IT IN YOUR MOTHER-''[CORK POP]'' FOREHEAD! HOW HARD CAN IT ''[SQUEAK]'' BE? '''''ICE MOTHER-''''' ''[DRUMROLL]'' '''''CREAM!''''' I guess that's the price I pay for living with TWO ''[DIAL TONE]'' MORONS!\\
'''Meatwad:''' *slams door and leaves*\\
'''Shake:''' [[HypocriticalHumor ...What happened to courtesy? Did it just...disappear?]]
* Meta example- at the end of "The Cubing", both the real Wisdom Cube and his brother, the Dumbassahedron, float up in the air and get shredded to bits by a passing helicopter. [[StockFootage That helicopter happens to be]] an [[WesternAnimation/SwatKats Enforcer chopper]]. Clearly, [[RedshirtArmy Commander Feral's chopper backup]] was so late, they entered another show by mistake.
* This exchange in "Super Computer" when Shake accuses Frylock of being a witch when Frylock's new supercomputer vanishes into thin air:
-->'''Frylock:''' I had to suspend the RAM in a colloidal fluid, [[TechnoBabble (etc...)]]\\
'''Shake:''' Because you're a ''witch'' and you made it disappear with your evil magic!\\
'''Meatwad:''' He's a witch?!\\
'''Frylock:''' *deadpan* I'm not a witch.\\
'''Shake:''' Oh yeah!\\
'''Frylock:''' I'm ''not'' a witch!\\
'''Shake:''' Don't look at him wrong, he'll shrink your head to the size of a pea, I've seen it!\\
'''Frylock:''' Look, the hard drive spun so fast, it send the computer back in time.\\
'''Shake:''' To the time of ''witches'', where you once lived! Bring forth the stakes! You shall burn for your beliefs, WITCH! *the door buzzer rings* My pizza's here! Pizza time pizza time pizza time!... *hops out of the room, still duct-taped to the chair*\\
'''Meatwad:''' It's all startin' to add up now, isn't it? The levitation. The ''eeevil'' book readin'. Dem cream cookies you always eatin'...''you a damn witch!''\\
'''Frylock:''' Oh yeah? Well whatcha you gonna do about it?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Eat pizza. Pizza time pizza time pizza time!... *exit*
** From the same episode, when Frylock reveals said supercomputer:
--->'''Frylock:''' Gentlemen... the ''[[http://aqua-teen-hunger-force.wikia.com/wiki/OoGhiJ_MIQtxxXA OoGhiJ MIQtxxXA!]]''\\
'''Shake:''' Frylock. Come on. You're really gonna call it that?\\
'''Frylock:''' Well, yeah! I mean, that's the [[Franchise/StarTrek Klingon]] word for "superior galactic intelligence," and that's... what this is.\\
'''Shake:''' "Superior galactic grandma after eatin' a block of cheese, smokin' three packs of cigarettes, and drinkin' a quart of milk." Disgusting, that's the word!\\
'''Frylock:''' Well, I invented it, and I can call it what I want!\\
'''Shake:''' Fine! Hey, good luck with the casual sex! I mean it. No, 'cause you won't get it, not with that name. Anyway, go on. I'm sorry to interrupt.\\
'''Frylock:''' ''(sighs)'' Meatwad, what do you think?\\
'''Meatwad:''' ''({{beat}})'' [[CloudCuckoolander My butt itches.]]\\
'''Frylock:''' All right, all right, fine! What should I call it, then?!\\
'''Shake:''' [[SuddenlyShouting "BAD-ASS MUTHA!!"]]\\
'''Meatwad:''' No, [[Franchise/{{Peanuts}} "Snoopy!" Or... or "Schroeder."]] One of them two.\\
'''Shake:''' No. "Bad-Ass Mutha 4000!"\\
'''Meatwad:''' "The Red Baron."\\
'''Shake:''' Twice as fast as your ass! Yeah, baby!
** Shake tells Meatwad Oog is his dad.
--->'''Shake:''' Hey Meatwad, your dad's here! He wants to make amends!\\\
'''Meatwad:''' That ain't my daddie.\\
'''Shake:''' Sure he is. I asked "are you Meatwad's dad?", he said "How'd you know? Yes I am."
* In one episode Frylock makes a ray that can shrink or grow anything to any size. Carl wants to use it on his dick. At the end, he finally does.
-->'''Carl''': Hello ladies, I'd like to introduce you to my little friend there, [[ICallHimMrHappy Goliath]]. We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet.
** This ends up backfiring, as it also enlarged Carl's ''pubic lice'', which promptly jump out and run around the hallway. Carl [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight seems to expect this]], and quickly advises that "If they get close to ya, hit 'em with the shampoo."
* Meatwad gains internet fame after a video of him vomiting while performing a song called "Chicken and Beans". He goes on tour and the fame, [[AcquiredSituationalNarcissism predictably]], goes to his head:
-->'''Meatwad''' ''You know what? Screw chicken and beans! I'm done with that. I ain't a dancing robot, I'm an artist and I need to create! You're all just beasts and animals shaking the bars of the cages in my zoo! And I am a magic unicorn astride a golden stalion picked up by two giant bronze grizzly bears! Now, Charity, Chastity; get over here and blow me before I go onstage. I have to lose 3 ounces so I can rock these leather chaps right proppa!''
* The scenes from the episode "The Marines" when Frylock goes to Canada to avoid the Marines after Meatwad enlists them all and winds up in a barn with "Canada" written in paint on the side with a Jigsaw-esque puppet on a television screen.
-->'''Frylock:''' ''[Wakes with ''Film/{{Saw}}'' 's Reverse Bear Trap on his face]'' Where am I?!\\
'''Puppet:''' Welcome to Canada, Frylock. The key to the trap on your head is implanted in your skull, just behind your right eye. On the table in front of you is a grapefruit and grapefruit spoon. Do the math.\\
'''Frylock:''' Wait, wait, wait, wait! What's the grapefruit for?!\\
'''Puppet:''' ''[pause]'' I'm not sure actually, I forgot. You think you could maybe... grab your jaw and just sort of rip your head open? I want to see inside there... RIP YOUR HEAD OPEN!\\
\\
'''Puppet:''' Are you enjoying our little game?\\
'''Frylock:''' Yeah, it's over. I just took it off.\\
'''Puppet:''' You have sixty seconds... wait, what are you talking about?\\
'''Frylock:''' I just took it off. Here it is. See, right here.\\
'''Puppet:''' Oh wow, shoot.\\
'''Frylock:''' It was only a twist tie.\\
'''Puppet:''' From my whole wheat bread loaf! You found it! Bring it to me. You have sixty seconds.\\
'''Frylock:''' Where are you?\\
'''Puppet:''' I don't know! I'm a doll.\\
'''Frylock:''' Well hell, you must be somewhere. There's a camera on you.\\
'''Puppet:''' There's a camera on me? For real? What do I look like? ''[Holds pocket mirror to his face] ''Am I pretty?\\
'''Frylock:''' Is this all y'all do up in Canada?\\
'''Puppet:''' We speak French... sometimes. Pretty much this though.\\
'''Frylock:''' Look, I'm going back to the United States, okay?\\
'''Puppet:''' Wait, um, uh, why don't you jam that grapefruit spoon in your eye. Is that cool?\\
'''Frylock:''' Uh, let me think about that. No.\\
'''Puppet:''' Come on, man. Don't be a dick. Do it..or else!\\
'''Frylock:''' Or else what?\\
'''Puppet:''' ''[Grapefruit catches on fire]'' Or else that! See what that did? What if you were eating that when that happened. ...nightmare!\\
'''Frylock:''' I am out of here.\\
'''Puppet:''' Wait... that key's still in your head.\\
'''Frylock:''' No it's not.\\
'''Puppet:''' Dammit! Just hack your foot off! Wait, Frylock! C'mon, don't go. We have universal health care here. It's free if you're a citizen.\\
'''Frylock:''' Nope. No thanks.\\
'''Puppet:''' C'mon man, hang out. I'm lonely.
** And then there's a follow-up scene near the end with Meatwad.
--->'''Meatwad:''' What's in here?\\
'''Frylock:''' Why don't you go find out?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Okay. I'll do anything. ''[Enters barn]''\\
'''Puppet:''' Wanna play a game?\\
'''Meatwad:''' No thank you. ''[Exits]''\\
'''Puppet:''' Wait! Wait! Don't go, don't go! Come on, man! I've got all the Rush records. Come on, man. Please! Just come hang out with me! ''[In a defeated tone]'' Damn...
* The episode "The Creditor" is just one long CrossesTheLineTwice moment of funny.
-->"I told him he needed to chill, but he misheard me as saying that [[PoorCommunicationKills he needed to KILL.]]"
* Three words: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Count.]] [[GatlingGood The.]] [[MoreDakka Bullets]].
** Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome as well.
* In "The Cloning" when the Aqua Teens' most recently-cloned TV is going through CloneDegeneration:
** When the titular robot enters Carl's room, Carl is [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight completely calm throughout the entire "conversation" he has with him]].
** Child-Carl's Christmas gift. Which is a piece of carpet. Which is also his dinner.
*** Also Child-Carl is ''only a little less'' bald than adult Carl and already has his pot belly and wife beater.
** That Carl's house was built upon elfin graves, hence why his pool was filled with elfin blood.
*** [[NoodleImplements It somehow creates babies.]]
** "Wait, who unionized?" "[[AC:Wouldn't you like to know? Probably [[YourMom your mama]]!]]"
** Also: "[[AC:You must give up yourself to the Great Red Ape.]]" "Okay, how much?" ''"[[AC:Sexually.]]"''
--->'''Frylock''': You don't need to go Carl! You could do that....''other'' thing...\\
'''Carl''': Yeah, no thanks, Fryman. I'm not gonna get ''humped'' by a ''red gorilla in space''.
** Cybernetic Ghost ''hiding'' from Danzig and his sprinklers of blood.
** Danzig buying the house specifically because it's haunted by a cybernetic ghost and has blood dripping from the walls.
--->'''Danzig:''' Is there any chance we could get the blood to flow UP the walls?\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' "[[AC:I don't see why not.]]"
* In "Rubberman", the flashback when Carl [[GroinAttack got nipped in the stones by a killer whale]].
* An ''Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1'' example: all of the "Lasagna" episode, which [[WordOfGod Dave himself]] said is the closest thing to ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' as possible.
* The ending of "Moon Master", with Err trying to face the Gorgatron.
--> '''Ignignokt:''' He said no, Err. With his foot.
* The culmination of the f-bombs running gag in "Total Re-Carl":
--> '''Meatwad:''' ''[dead serious]'' [[GoshDangItToHeck Fudge you, butthole.]]
** When Frylock analyzes Carl's brain to text, the screen is covered in obscenities with the f-bombs strategically covered.
** "Here ya go, Shawn Cassidy."
** The look on Shake's face when he sees Carl's head attached to the body of an old black guy.
** Shake ruins Frylock's initial attempt to build a fresh new body for Carl via an organ bank:
--->'''Frylock:''' "Dr. Frylock, while we appreciate your interest in body construction research, we cannot legally send you a, quote-unquote, 'buttload of organs', regardless of whether we plan on using them."\\
'''Shake:''' I didn't say "buttload"! ({{Beat}}) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I said "ASS-load".]]
** Frylock rebuilds Carl by giving him a military suit and arming him with weapons of mass destruction. He only [[DidntThinkThisThrough realizes it's a bad idea]] when it's ''Shake'' [[DumbassHasAPoint who calls him out on it]].
--->'''Frylock:''' I give you the ultimate in military hardware complete with laser cannon, indestructible titanium exoskeleton and motion-activated plasma pulse rifles.\\
'''Shake:''' And you're gonna '''''plug him in!?'''''\\
'''Frylock:''' You're right. Damn, what the hell was I thinking?
** Shake's reaction when he sees the result of the body they tried to make out of medical waste organs (and the only organs they could obtain were '''''eyeballs.''''')
---> '''Shake''': Will he be able to chase us? 'Cause if I woke up looking like [[BodyHorror that]], I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.
* The entirety of the Broodwich episode.
** Meatwad repeatedly mishearing Frylock saying that Shake found the Broodwich.
--->'''Frylock:''' That's... the Broodwich!\\
'''Meatwad:''' The boob witch?\\
'''Frylock:''' No no, Meatwad, the Broodwich. The Broodwich!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Wait, wait, say what?\\
'''Frylock:''' Broodwich!\\
'''Meatwad:''' [[Film/TheBlairWitchProject The Blair Witch]] is here? \\
'''Frylock:''' No no, the Broodwich!\\
'''Shake:''' I'll tell you what it is, friends. It's shut up and let me eat it!
** The disembodied voice and Shake ripping on Frylock for reading ''Vogue''.
** Meatwad planting Frylock's azalea bushes by throwing them down the hole where Shake found the Broodwich.
** Meatwad tells Shake that Jerry from the other dimension is a "nice guy once you get to know him" despite him repeatedly trying to kill Shake with an axe. Shake believes him and [[LethallyStupid takes another bite of the Broodwich]].
--->'''Frylock:''' Wow, so you're saying it was fun?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Hell naw, that sum'bitch had an axe!
** Followed by Shake watching Jerry and his friend talking about [[HenpeckedHusband their wives giving them crap at home]]. Here's the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHvCVqnyfwI extended version of the scene]].
* The Mooninites' completely opposing reactions to seeing Frylock's EyeBeams for the first time.
-->'''Ignignokt''': What was that?\\
'''Err''': Whoa, did those just come out of your eyes?\\
'''Ignignokt''': They're primitive.\\
'''Err''': Damn, those are fast, man.\\
'''Ignignokt''': We are not impressed.\\
'''Err''': Hey, wasn't that cool?
* The whole of the episode "Gee-whiz" - from the moment that they start to explain Standards and Practices until Ted Nugent comes out wearing a badger and everything before, after and in-between.
--> '''Ted Nugent:''' It is I, Ted Nugent, and if any of you don't got a gun, a knife, handkerchief, and a Chap-Stick, get the f''[GUITAR RIFF]''k outta here!
** From earlier in the same episode, the SoundEffectBleep resulting from said Standards and Practices. When Meatwad is supposedly "pregnant", at one point he launches into a foul-mouthed rant:
--->'''Meatwad''': Oh boy, I apologize. My hormones are going nuts! Now please, if you would, get the ''[ELEPHANT TRUMPET]'' out of my way. I mean, how many times do I gotta ''[ALARM BELL]'' write ice cream on this ''[SQUEAK]'' list, before someone gets his ''[HORSE WHINNY]'' in gear, ''and brings home the ''[OWL HOOT]'' ice cream?!'' MAYBE I SHOULD GET A STEAK KNIFE, AND ETCH IT IN YOUR MOTHER-''[CORK POP]'' FOREHEAD! HOW HARD CAN IT ''[SQUEAK]'' BE? '''''ICE MOTHER-''''' ''[DRUMROLL]'' '''''CREAM!''''' I guess that's the price I pay for living with TWO ''[DIAL TONE]'' MORONS!\\
'''Meatwad:''' *slams door and leaves*\\
'''Shake:''' [[HypocriticalHumor ...What happened to courtesy? Did it just...disappear?]]
* Meta example- at the end of "The Cubing", both the real Wisdom Cube and his brother, the Dumbassahedron, float up in the air and get shredded to bits by a passing helicopter. [[StockFootage That helicopter happens to be]] an [[WesternAnimation/SwatKats Enforcer chopper]]. Clearly, [[RedshirtArmy Commander Feral's chopper backup]] was so late, they entered another show by mistake.
* This exchange in "Super Computer" when Shake accuses Frylock of being a witch when Frylock's new supercomputer vanishes into thin air:
-->'''Frylock:''' I had to suspend the RAM in a colloidal fluid, [[TechnoBabble (etc...)]]\\
'''Shake:''' Because you're a ''witch'' and you made it disappear with your evil magic!\\
'''Meatwad:''' He's a witch?!\\
'''Frylock:''' *deadpan* I'm not a witch.\\
'''Shake:''' Oh yeah!\\
'''Frylock:''' I'm ''not'' a witch!\\
'''Shake:''' Don't look at him wrong, he'll shrink your head to the size of a pea, I've seen it!\\
'''Frylock:''' Look, the hard drive spun so fast, it send the computer back in time.\\
'''Shake:''' To the time of ''witches'', where you once lived! Bring forth the stakes! You shall burn for your beliefs, WITCH! *the door buzzer rings* My pizza's here! Pizza time pizza time pizza time!... *hops out of the room, still duct-taped to the chair*\\
'''Meatwad:''' It's all startin' to add up now, isn't it? The levitation. The ''eeevil'' book readin'. Dem cream cookies you always eatin'...''you a damn witch!''\\
'''Frylock:''' Oh yeah? Well whatcha you gonna do about it?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Eat pizza. Pizza time pizza time pizza time!... *exit*
** From the same episode, when Frylock reveals said supercomputer:
--->'''Frylock:''' Gentlemen... the ''[[http://aqua-teen-hunger-force.wikia.com/wiki/OoGhiJ_MIQtxxXA OoGhiJ MIQtxxXA!]]''\\
'''Shake:''' Frylock. Come on. You're really gonna call it that?\\
'''Frylock:''' Well, yeah! I mean, that's the [[Franchise/StarTrek Klingon]] word for "superior galactic intelligence," and that's... what this is.\\
'''Shake:''' "Superior galactic grandma after eatin' a block of cheese, smokin' three packs of cigarettes, and drinkin' a quart of milk." Disgusting, that's the word!\\
'''Frylock:''' Well, I invented it, and I can call it what I want!\\
'''Shake:''' Fine! Hey, good luck with the casual sex! I mean it. No, 'cause you won't get it, not with that name. Anyway, go on. I'm sorry to interrupt.\\
'''Frylock:''' ''(sighs)'' Meatwad, what do you think?\\
'''Meatwad:''' ''({{beat}})'' [[CloudCuckoolander My butt itches.]]\\
'''Frylock:''' All right, all right, fine! What should I call it, then?!\\
'''Shake:''' [[SuddenlyShouting "BAD-ASS MUTHA!!"]]\\
'''Meatwad:''' No, [[Franchise/{{Peanuts}} "Snoopy!" Or... or "Schroeder."]] One of them two.\\
'''Shake:''' No. "Bad-Ass Mutha 4000!"\\
'''Meatwad:''' "The Red Baron."\\
'''Shake:''' Twice as fast as your ass! Yeah, baby!
** Shake tells Meatwad Oog is his dad.
--->'''Shake:''' Hey Meatwad, your dad's here! He wants to make amends!\\\
'''Meatwad:''' That ain't my daddie.\\
'''Shake:''' Sure he is. I asked "are you Meatwad's dad?", he said "How'd you know? Yes I am."
* In one episode Frylock makes a ray that can shrink or grow anything to any size. Carl wants to use it on his dick. At the end, he finally does.
-->'''Carl''': Hello ladies, I'd like to introduce you to my little friend there, [[ICallHimMrHappy Goliath]]. We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet.
** This ends up backfiring, as it also enlarged Carl's ''pubic lice'', which promptly jump out and run around the hallway. Carl [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight seems to expect this]], and quickly advises that "If they get close to ya, hit 'em with the shampoo."
* Meatwad gains internet fame after a video of him vomiting while performing a song called "Chicken and Beans". He goes on tour and the fame, [[AcquiredSituationalNarcissism predictably]], goes to his head:
-->'''Meatwad''' ''You know what? Screw chicken and beans! I'm done with that. I ain't a dancing robot, I'm an artist and I need to create! You're all just beasts and animals shaking the bars of the cages in my zoo! And I am a magic unicorn astride a golden stalion picked up by two giant bronze grizzly bears! Now, Charity, Chastity; get over here and blow me before I go onstage. I have to lose 3 ounces so I can rock these leather chaps right proppa!''
* The scenes from the episode "The Marines" when Frylock goes to Canada to avoid the Marines after Meatwad enlists them all and winds up in a barn with "Canada" written in paint on the side with a Jigsaw-esque puppet on a television screen.
-->'''Frylock:''' ''[Wakes with ''Film/{{Saw}}'' 's Reverse Bear Trap on his face]'' Where am I?!\\
'''Puppet:''' Welcome to Canada, Frylock. The key to the trap on your head is implanted in your skull, just behind your right eye. On the table in front of you is a grapefruit and grapefruit spoon. Do the math.\\
'''Frylock:''' Wait, wait, wait, wait! What's the grapefruit for?!\\
'''Puppet:''' ''[pause]'' I'm not sure actually, I forgot. You think you could maybe... grab your jaw and just sort of rip your head open? I want to see inside there... RIP YOUR HEAD OPEN!\\
\\
'''Puppet:''' Are you enjoying our little game?\\
'''Frylock:''' Yeah, it's over. I just took it off.\\
'''Puppet:''' You have sixty seconds... wait, what are you talking about?\\
'''Frylock:''' I just took it off. Here it is. See, right here.\\
'''Puppet:''' Oh wow, shoot.\\
'''Frylock:''' It was only a twist tie.\\
'''Puppet:''' From my whole wheat bread loaf! You found it! Bring it to me. You have sixty seconds.\\
'''Frylock:''' Where are you?\\
'''Puppet:''' I don't know! I'm a doll.\\
'''Frylock:''' Well hell, you must be somewhere. There's a camera on you.\\
'''Puppet:''' There's a camera on me? For real? What do I look like? ''[Holds pocket mirror to his face] ''Am I pretty?\\
'''Frylock:''' Is this all y'all do up in Canada?\\
'''Puppet:''' We speak French... sometimes. Pretty much this though.\\
'''Frylock:''' Look, I'm going back to the United States, okay?\\
'''Puppet:''' Wait, um, uh, why don't you jam that grapefruit spoon in your eye. Is that cool?\\
'''Frylock:''' Uh, let me think about that. No.\\
'''Puppet:''' Come on, man. Don't be a dick. Do it..or else!\\
'''Frylock:''' Or else what?\\
'''Puppet:''' ''[Grapefruit catches on fire]'' Or else that! See what that did? What if you were eating that when that happened. ...nightmare!\\
'''Frylock:''' I am out of here.\\
'''Puppet:''' Wait... that key's still in your head.\\
'''Frylock:''' No it's not.\\
'''Puppet:''' Dammit! Just hack your foot off! Wait, Frylock! C'mon, don't go. We have universal health care here. It's free if you're a citizen.\\
'''Frylock:''' Nope. No thanks.\\
'''Puppet:''' C'mon man, hang out. I'm lonely.
** And then there's a follow-up scene near the end with Meatwad.
--->'''Meatwad:''' What's in here?\\
'''Frylock:''' Why don't you go find out?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Okay. I'll do anything. ''[Enters barn]''\\
'''Puppet:''' Wanna play a game?\\
'''Meatwad:''' No thank you. ''[Exits]''\\
'''Puppet:''' Wait! Wait! Don't go, don't go! Come on, man! I've got all the Rush records. Come on, man. Please! Just come hang out with me! ''[In a defeated tone]'' Damn...
* The episode "The Creditor" is just one long CrossesTheLineTwice moment of funny.
-->"I told him he needed to chill, but he misheard me as saying that [[PoorCommunicationKills he needed to KILL.]]"
* Three words: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Count.]] [[GatlingGood The.]] [[MoreDakka Bullets]].
** Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome as well.
* In "The Cloning" when the Aqua Teens' most recently-cloned TV is going through CloneDegeneration:
to:
* A whole lot from "Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from After Carl is DrivenToSuicide and tries to shoot himself with a balloon shotgun, Frylock freezes him until he can find a cure. Skip to 67 years later, [[ZombieApocalypse the Future":
** When the titular robot entershouse is inexplicably under attack by zombies]] being kept at bay by a turret defense system, and Frylock never bothered to cure Carl; instead, they [[HumanDoorstop used him as a coat rack]] until [[LiterallyShatteredLives Carl finally falls over and shatters]]. The now elderly Shake can't remember Carl's room, Carl is [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight completely calm throughout the entire "conversation" he has with him]].
** Child-Carl's Christmas gift. Which is a piece of carpet. Which isname, Frylock tells him to "eat [his] own damn milk", and Meatwad, also a clown, rolls up on a unicycle and says through a horn that he's shattered his dinner.
*** Also Child-Carl is ''only a little less'' bald than adult Carlhip and already has his pot belly and wife beater.
** That Carl's house was built upon elfin graves, hence why his pool was filled with elfin blood.
*** [[NoodleImplements It somehow creates babies.]]
** "Wait, who unionized?" "[[AC:Wouldn't you likeneeds to know? Probably [[YourMom your mama]]!]]"
** Also: "[[AC:You must give up yourselfgo to the Great Red Ape.]]" "Okay, how much?" ''"[[AC:Sexually.]]"''
--->'''Frylock''': You don't needhospital.
* The episode turns out togo Carl! You could be a dramatization that Dr. Weird was showing to a similarly clowned and frozen Steve. The demonic wig display from the main story floats up to him, causing Dr. Weird to snap at it to stop telling him to do that....''other'' thing...things.
!!The Dressing
* This exchange from "The Dressing":
-->'''Turkatron:''' Is that a taco pie?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Mm hm.\\
'''Carl''': Yeah, no thanks, Fryman. I'm not gonna get ''humped'' by a ''red gorilla in space''.
** Cybernetic Ghost ''hiding'' from Danzig and his sprinklers of blood.
** Danzig buying the house specifically because it's haunted by a cybernetic ghost and has blood dripping from the walls.
--->'''Danzig:''' Is there any chance we could get the blood to flow UP the walls?\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' "[[AC:I don't see why not.]]"
* In "Rubberman", the flashback when Carl [[GroinAttack got nipped in the stones by a killer whale]].
* An ''Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1'' example: all of the "Lasagna" episode, which [[WordOfGod Dave himself]] said is the closest thing to ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' as possible.
* The ending of "Moon Master", with Err trying to face the Gorgatron.
--> '''Ignignokt:''' He said no, Err. With his foot.
* The culmination of the f-bombs running gag in "Total Re-Carl":
-->'''Turkatron:''' ''[[LargeHam TACO PIE!]]''\\
'''Meatwad:'''''[dead serious]'' [[GoshDangItToHeck Fudge you, butthole.]]
** WhenI added food colorin', cuz it's a holiday, but it turn'd black, cuz I added ''all'' the food colorin' I had. An' I ate this butter straight outta the tub, cuz it taste good. There's a reason behind everythang.\\
'''Turkatron:''' Enjoy those tacos now, because in a thousand years they will be ''illegal'', Heh-heh-hahahahaaa~ Iiii ''think''-- we all know why.\\
'''Meatwad:''' *serious* We know why-!\\
'''Turkatron:''' ''ANTI-TACO LEGISLATION.'' Disestablishmentarianism.
!!The
* After the establishing shot of the Belle Isle Asylum, the camera transitions to a shot of Dr. Weird silently wearing an elaborate tribal headdress made of bones, eyeballs, and what appears to be human skin.
--> '''Steve''': ''*as Dr. Weird places a hand on his shoulder*'' Yeah, hey... y'know what? This is my two weeks' notice--\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext SAMHAIN...]] ''*he [[AndShowItToYou tears out Steve's spinal column]]*'' '''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext FOREVER!!]]'''\\
''*Steve collapses onto the floor as Dr. Weird [[LaughingMad laughs manaically]]*''\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Dr. Weird''': Ho ho.
* With Frylockanalyzes Carl's brain to text, gone, the screen is covered in obscenities with house becomes a disgusting pigsty, and both Shake and Meatwad get pinkeye from the f-bombs strategically covered.
** "Here ya go, Shawn Cassidy.unsanitary living conditions. At one point, Shake and Meatwad are batting around raw chickens. Shake defends it:
--> '''Shake''': Chickens are a vital link in nature's chain, and that's why we use them to play chickenball in the house!
* Ignignokt and Err crashing Frylock's new apartment and spray painting all over everything, while Err is chanting "VAGALAZINO!".
!!The Cloning
* "Yeah, I'm in the business. The business of kickin' your ass. And lemme tell ya, business is boomin'."
**The look on Shake's face when he sees Carl's head attached "You, uh, lookin' to the body of an old black guy.
** Shake ruins Frylock's initial attempt to build a fresh new body for Carl via an organ bank:
--->'''Frylock:''' "Dr. Frylock, while we appreciate[[OhCrap expand your interest in body construction research, we cannot legally send you a, quote-unquote, 'buttload of organs', regardless of whether we plan on using them."\\
'''Shake:''' I didn't say "buttload"! ({{Beat}}) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I said "ASS-load".]]
** Frylock rebuilds Carl by giving him a military suit and arming him with weapons of mass destruction. He only [[DidntThinkThisThrough realizes it's a bad idea]] when it's ''Shake'' [[DumbassHasAPoint who calls him out on it]].
--->'''Frylock:''' I give you the ultimate in military hardware complete with laser cannon, indestructible titanium exoskeleton and motion-activated plasma pulse rifles.\\
'''Shake:''' And you're gonna '''''plug him in!?'''''\\
'''Frylock:''' You're right. Damn, what the hell was I thinking?
** Shake's reaction when he sees the result of the body they tried to make out of medical waste organs (and the only organs they could obtain were '''''eyeballs.''''')
---> '''Shake''': Will he be able to chase us? 'Cause if I woke up looking like [[BodyHorror that]], I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.
business]]?"
*** "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck BUSINESS IS CLOSED! BUSINESS IS CLOSED!]]"
*The entirety of the Broodwich episode.
** Meatwad repeatedly mishearing Frylock saying that Shake found the Broodwich.
--->'''Frylock:''' That's... the Broodwich!\\
'''Meatwad:''' The boob witch?\\
'''Frylock:''' No no, Meatwad, the Broodwich. The Broodwich!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Wait, wait, say what?\\
'''Frylock:''' Broodwich!\\
'''Meatwad:''' [[Film/TheBlairWitchProject The Blair Witch]] is here? \\
'''Frylock:''' No no, the Broodwich!\\
'''Shake:''' I'll tell you what it is, friends. It's shut up and let me eat it!
** The disembodied voice and Shake ripping on Frylock for reading ''Vogue''.
** Meatwad planting Frylock's azalea bushes by throwing them down the hole where Shake found the Broodwich.
** Meatwad tells Shake that Jerry from the other dimension is a "nice guy once you get to know him" despite him repeatedly trying to kill Shake with an axe. Shake believes him and [[LethallyStupid takes another bite of the Broodwich]].
--->'''Frylock:''' Wow, so you're saying it was fun?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Hell naw, that sum'bitch had an axe!
** Followed by Shake watching Jerry and his friend talking about [[HenpeckedHusband their wives giving them crap at home]]. Here's the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHvCVqnyfwI extended version of the scene]].
* The Mooninites' completely opposing reactions to seeing Frylock's EyeBeams for the first time.
-->'''Ignignokt''': What was that?\\
'''Err''': Whoa, did those just come out of your eyes?\\
'''Ignignokt''': They're primitive.\\
'''Err''': Damn, those are fast, man.\\
'''Ignignokt''': We are not impressed.\\
'''Err''': Hey, wasn't that cool?
* The whole of the episode "Gee-whiz" - from the moment that they start to explain Standards and Practices until Ted Nugent comes out wearing a badger and everything before, after and in-between.
--> '''Ted Nugent:''' It is I, Ted Nugent, and if any of you don't got a gun, a knife, handkerchief, and a Chap-Stick, get the f''[GUITAR RIFF]''k outta here!
** From earlier in the same episode, the SoundEffectBleep resulting from said Standards and Practices.When Meatwad is supposedly "pregnant", at one point he launches into a foul-mouthed rant:
--->'''Meatwad''': Oh boy, I apologize. My hormones are going nuts! Now please, if you would, get the ''[ELEPHANT TRUMPET]'' out of my way. I mean, how many times do I gotta ''[ALARM BELL]'' write ice cream on this ''[SQUEAK]'' list, before someone gets his ''[HORSE WHINNY]'' in gear, ''and brings home the ''[OWL HOOT]'' ice cream?!'' MAYBE I SHOULD GET A STEAK KNIFE, AND ETCH IT IN YOUR MOTHER-''[CORK POP]'' FOREHEAD! HOW HARD CAN IT ''[SQUEAK]'' BE? '''''ICE MOTHER-''''' ''[DRUMROLL]'' '''''CREAM!''''' I guess that's the price I pay for living with TWO ''[DIAL TONE]'' MORONS!\\
'''Meatwad:''' *slams door and leaves*\\
'''Shake:''' [[HypocriticalHumor ...What happened to courtesy? Did it just...disappear?]]
* Meta example- at the end of "The Cubing", both the real Wisdom Cube and his brother, the Dumbassahedron, float up in the air and get shredded to bits by a passing helicopter. [[StockFootage That helicopter happens to be]] an [[WesternAnimation/SwatKats Enforcer chopper]]. Clearly, [[RedshirtArmy Commander Feral's chopper backup]] was so late, they entered another show by mistake.
* This exchange in "Super Computer" when Shake accuses Frylock of being a witch when Frylock's new supercomputer vanishes into thin air:
-->'''Frylock:''' I had to suspend the RAM in a colloidal fluid, [[TechnoBabble (etc...)]]\\
'''Shake:''' Because you're a ''witch'' and you made it disappear with your evil magic!\\
'''Meatwad:''' He's a witch?!\\
'''Frylock:''' *deadpan* I'm not a witch.\\
'''Shake:''' Oh yeah!\\
'''Frylock:''' I'm ''not'' a witch!\\
'''Shake:''' Don't look at him wrong, he'll shrink your head to the size of a pea, I've seen it!\\
'''Frylock:''' Look, the hard drive spun so fast, it send the computer back in time.\\
'''Shake:''' To the time of ''witches'', where you once lived! Bring forth the stakes! You shall burn for your beliefs, WITCH! *the door buzzer rings* My pizza's here! Pizza time pizza time pizza time!... *hops out of the room, still duct-taped to the chair*\\
'''Meatwad:''' It's all startin' to add up now, isn't it? The levitation. The ''eeevil'' book readin'. Dem cream cookies you always eatin'...''you a damn witch!''\\
'''Frylock:''' Oh yeah? Well whatcha you gonna do about it?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Eat pizza. Pizza time pizza time pizza time!... *exit*
** From the same episode, when Frylock reveals said supercomputer:
--->'''Frylock:''' Gentlemen... the ''[[http://aqua-teen-hunger-force.wikia.com/wiki/OoGhiJ_MIQtxxXA OoGhiJ MIQtxxXA!]]''\\
'''Shake:''' Frylock. Come on. You're really gonna call it that?\\
'''Frylock:''' Well, yeah! I mean, that's the [[Franchise/StarTrek Klingon]] word for "superior galactic intelligence," and that's... what this is.\\
'''Shake:''' "Superior galactic grandma after eatin' a block of cheese, smokin' three packs of cigarettes, and drinkin' a quart of milk." Disgusting, that's the word!\\
'''Frylock:''' Well, I invented it, and I can call it what I want!\\
'''Shake:''' Fine! Hey, good luck with the casual sex! I mean it. No, 'cause you won't get it, not with that name. Anyway, go on. I'm sorry to interrupt.\\
'''Frylock:''' ''(sighs)'' Meatwad, what do you think?\\
'''Meatwad:''' ''({{beat}})'' [[CloudCuckoolander My butt itches.]]\\
'''Frylock:''' All right, all right, fine! What should I call it, then?!\\
'''Shake:''' [[SuddenlyShouting "BAD-ASS MUTHA!!"]]\\
'''Meatwad:''' No, [[Franchise/{{Peanuts}} "Snoopy!" Or... or "Schroeder."]] One of them two.\\
'''Shake:''' No. "Bad-Ass Mutha 4000!"\\
'''Meatwad:''' "The Red Baron."\\
'''Shake:''' Twice as fast as your ass! Yeah, baby!
** Shake tells Meatwad Oog is his dad.
--->'''Shake:''' Hey Meatwad, your dad's here! He wants to make amends!\\\
'''Meatwad:''' That ain't my daddie.\\
'''Shake:''' Sure he is. I asked "are you Meatwad's dad?", he said "How'd you know? Yes I am."
* In one episode Frylock makes a ray that can shrink or grow anything to any size. Carl wants to use it on his dick. At the end, he finally does.
-->'''Carl''': Hello ladies, I'd like to introduce you to my little friend there, [[ICallHimMrHappy Goliath]]. We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet.
** This ends up backfiring, as it also enlarged Carl's ''pubic lice'', which promptly jump out and run around the hallway. Carl [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight seems to expect this]], and quickly advises that "If they get close to ya, hit 'em with the shampoo."
* Meatwad gains internet fame after a video of him vomiting while performing a song called "Chicken and Beans". He goes on tour and the fame, [[AcquiredSituationalNarcissism predictably]], goes to his head:
-->'''Meatwad''' ''You know what? Screw chicken and beans! I'm done with that. I ain't a dancing robot, I'm an artist and I need to create! You're all just beasts and animals shaking the bars of the cages in my zoo! And I am a magic unicorn astride a golden stalion picked up by two giant bronze grizzly bears! Now, Charity, Chastity; get over here and blow me before I go onstage. I have to lose 3 ounces so I can rock these leather chaps right proppa!''
* The scenes from the episode "The Marines" when Frylock goes to Canada to avoid the Marines after Meatwad enlists them all and winds up in a barn with "Canada" written in paint on the side with a Jigsaw-esque puppet on a television screen.
-->'''Frylock:''' ''[Wakes with ''Film/{{Saw}}'' 's Reverse Bear Trap on his face]'' Where am I?!\\
'''Puppet:''' Welcome to Canada, Frylock. The key to the trap on your head is implanted in your skull, just behind your right eye. On the table in front of you is a grapefruit and grapefruit spoon. Do the math.\\
'''Frylock:''' Wait, wait, wait, wait! What's the grapefruit for?!\\
'''Puppet:''' ''[pause]'' I'm not sure actually, I forgot. You think you could maybe... grab your jaw and just sort of rip your head open? I want to see inside there... RIP YOUR HEAD OPEN!\\
\\
'''Puppet:''' Are you enjoying our little game?\\
'''Frylock:''' Yeah, it's over. I just took it off.\\
'''Puppet:''' You have sixty seconds... wait, what are you talking about?\\
'''Frylock:''' I just took it off. Here it is. See, right here.\\
'''Puppet:''' Oh wow, shoot.\\
'''Frylock:''' It was only a twist tie.\\
'''Puppet:''' From my whole wheat bread loaf! You found it! Bring it to me. You have sixty seconds.\\
'''Frylock:''' Where are you?\\
'''Puppet:''' I don't know! I'm a doll.\\
'''Frylock:''' Well hell, you must be somewhere. There's a camera on you.\\
'''Puppet:''' There's a camera on me? For real? What do I look like? ''[Holds pocket mirror to his face] ''Am I pretty?\\
'''Frylock:''' Is this all y'all do up in Canada?\\
'''Puppet:''' We speak French... sometimes. Pretty much this though.\\
'''Frylock:''' Look, I'm going back to the United States, okay?\\
'''Puppet:''' Wait, um, uh, why don't you jam that grapefruit spoon in your eye. Is that cool?\\
'''Frylock:''' Uh, let me think about that. No.\\
'''Puppet:''' Come on, man. Don't be a dick. Do it..or else!\\
'''Frylock:''' Or else what?\\
'''Puppet:''' ''[Grapefruit catches on fire]'' Or else that! See what that did? What if you were eating that when that happened. ...nightmare!\\
'''Frylock:''' I am out of here.\\
'''Puppet:''' Wait... that key's still in your head.\\
'''Frylock:''' No it's not.\\
'''Puppet:''' Dammit! Just hack your foot off! Wait, Frylock! C'mon, don't go. We have universal health care here. It's free if you're a citizen.\\
'''Frylock:''' Nope. No thanks.\\
'''Puppet:''' C'mon man, hang out. I'm lonely.
** And then there's a follow-up scene near the end with Meatwad.
--->'''Meatwad:''' What's in here?\\
'''Frylock:''' Why don't you go find out?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Okay. I'll do anything. ''[Enters barn]''\\
'''Puppet:''' Wanna play a game?\\
'''Meatwad:''' No thank you. ''[Exits]''\\
'''Puppet:''' Wait! Wait! Don't go, don't go! Come on, man! I've got all the Rush records. Come on, man. Please! Just come hang out with me! ''[In a defeated tone]'' Damn...
* The episode "The Creditor" is just one long CrossesTheLineTwice moment of funny.
-->"I told him he needed to chill, but he misheard me as saying that [[PoorCommunicationKills he needed to KILL.]]"
* Three words: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Count.]] [[GatlingGood The.]] [[MoreDakka Bullets]].
** Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome as well.
* In "The Cloning" whenthe Aqua Teens' most recently-cloned TV is going through CloneDegeneration:
** When the titular robot enters
** Child-Carl's Christmas gift. Which is a piece of carpet. Which is
*** Also Child-Carl is ''only a little less'' bald than adult Carl
** That Carl's house was built upon elfin graves, hence why his pool was filled with elfin blood.
*** [[NoodleImplements It somehow creates babies.]]
** "Wait, who unionized?" "[[AC:Wouldn't you like
** Also: "[[AC:You must give up yourself
--->'''Frylock''': You don't need
* The episode turns out to
!!The Dressing
* This exchange from "The Dressing":
-->'''Turkatron:''' Is that a taco pie?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Mm hm.\\
** Cybernetic Ghost ''hiding'' from Danzig and his sprinklers of blood.
** Danzig buying the house specifically because it's haunted by a cybernetic ghost and has blood dripping from the walls.
--->'''Danzig:''' Is there any chance we could get the blood to flow UP the walls?\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' "[[AC:I don't see why not.]]"
* In "Rubberman", the flashback when Carl [[GroinAttack got nipped in the stones by a killer whale]].
* An ''Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1'' example: all of the "Lasagna" episode, which [[WordOfGod Dave himself]] said is the closest thing to ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' as possible.
* The ending of "Moon Master", with Err trying to face the Gorgatron.
--> '''Ignignokt:''' He said no, Err. With his foot.
* The culmination of the f-bombs running gag in "Total Re-Carl":
-->
'''Meatwad:'''
** When
'''Turkatron:''' Enjoy those tacos now, because in a thousand years they will be ''illegal'', Heh-heh-hahahahaaa~ Iiii ''think''-- we all know why.\\
'''Meatwad:''' *serious* We know why-!\\
'''Turkatron:''' ''ANTI-TACO LEGISLATION.'' Disestablishmentarianism.
!!The
* After the establishing shot of the Belle Isle Asylum, the camera transitions to a shot of Dr. Weird silently wearing an elaborate tribal headdress made of bones, eyeballs, and what appears to be human skin.
--> '''Steve''': ''*as Dr. Weird places a hand on his shoulder*'' Yeah, hey... y'know what? This is my two weeks' notice--\\
'''Dr. Weird:''' [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext SAMHAIN...]] ''*he [[AndShowItToYou tears out Steve's spinal column]]*'' '''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext FOREVER!!]]'''\\
''*Steve collapses onto the floor as Dr. Weird [[LaughingMad laughs manaically]]*''\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Dr. Weird''': Ho ho.
* With Frylock
** "Here ya go, Shawn Cassidy.
--> '''Shake''': Chickens are a vital link in nature's chain, and that's why we use them to play chickenball in the house!
* Ignignokt and Err crashing Frylock's new apartment and spray painting all over everything, while Err is chanting "VAGALAZINO!".
!!The Cloning
* "Yeah, I'm in the business. The business of kickin' your ass. And lemme tell ya, business is boomin'."
**
** Shake ruins Frylock's initial attempt to build a fresh new body for Carl via an organ bank:
--->'''Frylock:''' "Dr. Frylock, while we appreciate
'''Shake:''' I didn't say "buttload"! ({{Beat}}) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I said "ASS-load".]]
** Frylock rebuilds Carl by giving him a military suit and arming him with weapons of mass destruction. He only [[DidntThinkThisThrough realizes it's a bad idea]] when it's ''Shake'' [[DumbassHasAPoint who calls him out on it]].
--->'''Frylock:''' I give you the ultimate in military hardware complete with laser cannon, indestructible titanium exoskeleton and motion-activated plasma pulse rifles.\\
'''Shake:''' And you're gonna '''''plug him in!?'''''\\
'''Frylock:''' You're right. Damn, what the hell was I thinking?
** Shake's reaction when he sees the result of the body they tried to make out of medical waste organs (and the only organs they could obtain were '''''eyeballs.''''')
---> '''Shake''': Will he be able to chase us? 'Cause if I woke up looking like [[BodyHorror that]], I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.
*** "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck BUSINESS IS CLOSED! BUSINESS IS CLOSED!]]"
*
** Meatwad repeatedly mishearing Frylock saying that Shake found the Broodwich.
--->'''Frylock:''' That's... the Broodwich!\\
'''Meatwad:''' The boob witch?\\
'''Frylock:''' No no, Meatwad, the Broodwich. The Broodwich!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Wait, wait, say what?\\
'''Frylock:''' Broodwich!\\
'''Meatwad:''' [[Film/TheBlairWitchProject The Blair Witch]] is here? \\
'''Frylock:''' No no, the Broodwich!\\
'''Shake:''' I'll tell you what it is, friends. It's shut up and let me eat it!
** The disembodied voice and Shake ripping on Frylock for reading ''Vogue''.
** Meatwad planting Frylock's azalea bushes by throwing them down the hole where Shake found the Broodwich.
** Meatwad tells Shake that Jerry from the other dimension is a "nice guy once you get to know him" despite him repeatedly trying to kill Shake with an axe. Shake believes him and [[LethallyStupid takes another bite of the Broodwich]].
--->'''Frylock:''' Wow, so you're saying it was fun?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Hell naw, that sum'bitch had an axe!
** Followed by Shake watching Jerry and his friend talking about [[HenpeckedHusband their wives giving them crap at home]]. Here's the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHvCVqnyfwI extended version of the scene]].
* The Mooninites' completely opposing reactions to seeing Frylock's EyeBeams for the first time.
-->'''Ignignokt''': What was that?\\
'''Err''': Whoa, did those just come out of your eyes?\\
'''Ignignokt''': They're primitive.\\
'''Err''': Damn, those are fast, man.\\
'''Ignignokt''': We are not impressed.\\
'''Err''': Hey, wasn't that cool?
* The whole of the episode "Gee-whiz" - from the moment that they start to explain Standards and Practices until Ted Nugent comes out wearing a badger and everything before, after and in-between.
--> '''Ted Nugent:''' It is I, Ted Nugent, and if any of you don't got a gun, a knife, handkerchief, and a Chap-Stick, get the f''[GUITAR RIFF]''k outta here!
** From earlier in the same episode, the SoundEffectBleep resulting from said Standards and Practices.
--->'''Meatwad''': Oh boy, I apologize. My hormones are going nuts! Now please, if you would, get the ''[ELEPHANT TRUMPET]'' out of my way. I mean, how many times do I gotta ''[ALARM BELL]'' write ice cream on this ''[SQUEAK]'' list, before someone gets his ''[HORSE WHINNY]'' in gear, ''and brings home the ''[OWL HOOT]'' ice cream?!'' MAYBE I SHOULD GET A STEAK KNIFE, AND ETCH IT IN YOUR MOTHER-''[CORK POP]'' FOREHEAD! HOW HARD CAN IT ''[SQUEAK]'' BE? '''''ICE MOTHER-''''' ''[DRUMROLL]'' '''''CREAM!''''' I guess that's the price I pay for living with TWO ''[DIAL TONE]'' MORONS!\\
'''Meatwad:''' *slams door and leaves*\\
'''Shake:''' [[HypocriticalHumor ...What happened to courtesy? Did it just...disappear?]]
* Meta example- at the end of "The Cubing", both the real Wisdom Cube and his brother, the Dumbassahedron, float up in the air and get shredded to bits by a passing helicopter. [[StockFootage That helicopter happens to be]] an [[WesternAnimation/SwatKats Enforcer chopper]]. Clearly, [[RedshirtArmy Commander Feral's chopper backup]] was so late, they entered another show by mistake.
* This exchange in "Super Computer" when Shake accuses Frylock of being a witch when Frylock's new supercomputer vanishes into thin air:
-->'''Frylock:''' I had to suspend the RAM in a colloidal fluid, [[TechnoBabble (etc...)]]\\
'''Shake:''' Because you're a ''witch'' and you made it disappear with your evil magic!\\
'''Meatwad:''' He's a witch?!\\
'''Frylock:''' *deadpan* I'm not a witch.\\
'''Shake:''' Oh yeah!\\
'''Frylock:''' I'm ''not'' a witch!\\
'''Shake:''' Don't look at him wrong, he'll shrink your head to the size of a pea, I've seen it!\\
'''Frylock:''' Look, the hard drive spun so fast, it send the computer back in time.\\
'''Shake:''' To the time of ''witches'', where you once lived! Bring forth the stakes! You shall burn for your beliefs, WITCH! *the door buzzer rings* My pizza's here! Pizza time pizza time pizza time!... *hops out of the room, still duct-taped to the chair*\\
'''Meatwad:''' It's all startin' to add up now, isn't it? The levitation. The ''eeevil'' book readin'. Dem cream cookies you always eatin'...''you a damn witch!''\\
'''Frylock:''' Oh yeah? Well whatcha you gonna do about it?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Eat pizza. Pizza time pizza time pizza time!... *exit*
** From the same episode, when Frylock reveals said supercomputer:
--->'''Frylock:''' Gentlemen... the ''[[http://aqua-teen-hunger-force.wikia.com/wiki/OoGhiJ_MIQtxxXA OoGhiJ MIQtxxXA!]]''\\
'''Shake:''' Frylock. Come on. You're really gonna call it that?\\
'''Frylock:''' Well, yeah! I mean, that's the [[Franchise/StarTrek Klingon]] word for "superior galactic intelligence," and that's... what this is.\\
'''Shake:''' "Superior galactic grandma after eatin' a block of cheese, smokin' three packs of cigarettes, and drinkin' a quart of milk." Disgusting, that's the word!\\
'''Frylock:''' Well, I invented it, and I can call it what I want!\\
'''Shake:''' Fine! Hey, good luck with the casual sex! I mean it. No, 'cause you won't get it, not with that name. Anyway, go on. I'm sorry to interrupt.\\
'''Frylock:''' ''(sighs)'' Meatwad, what do you think?\\
'''Meatwad:''' ''({{beat}})'' [[CloudCuckoolander My butt itches.]]\\
'''Frylock:''' All right, all right, fine! What should I call it, then?!\\
'''Shake:''' [[SuddenlyShouting "BAD-ASS MUTHA!!"]]\\
'''Meatwad:''' No, [[Franchise/{{Peanuts}} "Snoopy!" Or... or "Schroeder."]] One of them two.\\
'''Shake:''' No. "Bad-Ass Mutha 4000!"\\
'''Meatwad:''' "The Red Baron."\\
'''Shake:''' Twice as fast as your ass! Yeah, baby!
** Shake tells Meatwad Oog is his dad.
--->'''Shake:''' Hey Meatwad, your dad's here! He wants to make amends!\\\
'''Meatwad:''' That ain't my daddie.\\
'''Shake:''' Sure he is. I asked "are you Meatwad's dad?", he said "How'd you know? Yes I am."
* In one episode Frylock makes a ray that can shrink or grow anything to any size. Carl wants to use it on his dick. At the end, he finally does.
-->'''Carl''': Hello ladies, I'd like to introduce you to my little friend there, [[ICallHimMrHappy Goliath]]. We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet.
** This ends up backfiring, as it also enlarged Carl's ''pubic lice'', which promptly jump out and run around the hallway. Carl [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight seems to expect this]], and quickly advises that "If they get close to ya, hit 'em with the shampoo."
* Meatwad gains internet fame after a video of him vomiting while performing a song called "Chicken and Beans". He goes on tour and the fame, [[AcquiredSituationalNarcissism predictably]], goes to his head:
-->'''Meatwad''' ''You know what? Screw chicken and beans! I'm done with that. I ain't a dancing robot, I'm an artist and I need to create! You're all just beasts and animals shaking the bars of the cages in my zoo! And I am a magic unicorn astride a golden stalion picked up by two giant bronze grizzly bears! Now, Charity, Chastity; get over here and blow me before I go onstage. I have to lose 3 ounces so I can rock these leather chaps right proppa!''
* The scenes from the episode "The Marines" when Frylock goes to Canada to avoid the Marines after Meatwad enlists them all and winds up in a barn with "Canada" written in paint on the side with a Jigsaw-esque puppet on a television screen.
-->'''Frylock:''' ''[Wakes with ''Film/{{Saw}}'' 's Reverse Bear Trap on his face]'' Where am I?!\\
'''Puppet:''' Welcome to Canada, Frylock. The key to the trap on your head is implanted in your skull, just behind your right eye. On the table in front of you is a grapefruit and grapefruit spoon. Do the math.\\
'''Frylock:''' Wait, wait, wait, wait! What's the grapefruit for?!\\
'''Puppet:''' ''[pause]'' I'm not sure actually, I forgot. You think you could maybe... grab your jaw and just sort of rip your head open? I want to see inside there... RIP YOUR HEAD OPEN!\\
\\
'''Puppet:''' Are you enjoying our little game?\\
'''Frylock:''' Yeah, it's over. I just took it off.\\
'''Puppet:''' You have sixty seconds... wait, what are you talking about?\\
'''Frylock:''' I just took it off. Here it is. See, right here.\\
'''Puppet:''' Oh wow, shoot.\\
'''Frylock:''' It was only a twist tie.\\
'''Puppet:''' From my whole wheat bread loaf! You found it! Bring it to me. You have sixty seconds.\\
'''Frylock:''' Where are you?\\
'''Puppet:''' I don't know! I'm a doll.\\
'''Frylock:''' Well hell, you must be somewhere. There's a camera on you.\\
'''Puppet:''' There's a camera on me? For real? What do I look like? ''[Holds pocket mirror to his face] ''Am I pretty?\\
'''Frylock:''' Is this all y'all do up in Canada?\\
'''Puppet:''' We speak French... sometimes. Pretty much this though.\\
'''Frylock:''' Look, I'm going back to the United States, okay?\\
'''Puppet:''' Wait, um, uh, why don't you jam that grapefruit spoon in your eye. Is that cool?\\
'''Frylock:''' Uh, let me think about that. No.\\
'''Puppet:''' Come on, man. Don't be a dick. Do it..or else!\\
'''Frylock:''' Or else what?\\
'''Puppet:''' ''[Grapefruit catches on fire]'' Or else that! See what that did? What if you were eating that when that happened. ...nightmare!\\
'''Frylock:''' I am out of here.\\
'''Puppet:''' Wait... that key's still in your head.\\
'''Frylock:''' No it's not.\\
'''Puppet:''' Dammit! Just hack your foot off! Wait, Frylock! C'mon, don't go. We have universal health care here. It's free if you're a citizen.\\
'''Frylock:''' Nope. No thanks.\\
'''Puppet:''' C'mon man, hang out. I'm lonely.
** And then there's a follow-up scene near the end with Meatwad.
--->'''Meatwad:''' What's in here?\\
'''Frylock:''' Why don't you go find out?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Okay. I'll do anything. ''[Enters barn]''\\
'''Puppet:''' Wanna play a game?\\
'''Meatwad:''' No thank you. ''[Exits]''\\
'''Puppet:''' Wait! Wait! Don't go, don't go! Come on, man! I've got all the Rush records. Come on, man. Please! Just come hang out with me! ''[In a defeated tone]'' Damn...
* The episode "The Creditor" is just one long CrossesTheLineTwice moment of funny.
-->"I told him he needed to chill, but he misheard me as saying that [[PoorCommunicationKills he needed to KILL.]]"
* Three words: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Count.]] [[GatlingGood The.]] [[MoreDakka Bullets]].
** Doubles as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome as well.
* In "The Cloning" when
!!The Last One
* Ignignokt doing roll call at the meeting for all the villains seen so far:
-->'''Ignignokt:''' Romulox...?\\
'''Romulox:''' [[WaxingLyrical Here I am, rock you like a hurricane]].\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Happy Time Harry...?\\
''[Happy Time Harry vomits.]''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' The Trees...? [[{{Beat}} (Beat)]] [[ARareSentence Did anyone see a large tree in the bathroom?]]\\
'''Err:''' Oh yeah...they left a message, they're runnin' late, they're hitchin' a ride with Flargin and Dingle.\\
'''Ignignokt:''' ''Flargin and what?''\\
'''(Later)'''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' [[LargeHam Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future]]...?\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' ''[as smoke blows around him]'' [[AC:Thousands of years ago, before Creator/SigourneyWeaver--]]\\
'''Ignignokt:''' ''"Here" will work just fine. Thank you.''\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' [[AC:...Here.]]\\
'''Err:''' And NO SMOKING! ''[jumping up and down in place]'' ''GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE,'' '''''GIMME A SMOKE!'''''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Err, stay with the patch. Your blood pressure.\\
'''Err:''' ''[to the Ghost]'' ''You tell another story!''\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost''': ''[as smoke blows around him]'' [[AC:Thousands of years ago, I survived the quickening of the dragonoid's crusade...]]\\
'''Err:''' ''(breathing in)'' Mmmm... smooth and menthol-y.\\
'''Brownie Monsters:''' '''(Hellish roaring and screeching)'''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' I know, I know, we're getting to you, just wait your turn. You're coming up on the list.\\
'''[[{{Beat}} (Extended Beat)]]'''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' ...'kay, Brownie Monsters.\\
'''Brownie Monsters:''' '''(Hellish roaring and screeching)'''\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Emory and Oglethorpe...?\\
''[awkward silence]''\\
'''Err:''' Ha-HA!\\
'''Ignignokt:''' "...were not invited" is the correct end to that sentence.\\
'''Err:''' Put a period on that!\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Plutonians are teh suck.[[note]]This is how the closed captioning reads for this statement.[[/note]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 3]]
!!Video Ouija
* For season 3, the Dr. Weird cold opens have been replaced with clips from ''Spacecataz'', the pilot for a proposed spinoff about the Mooninites and Plutonians engaging in prank wars. The plot begins with the Plutonians driving through space at warp speed when Oglethorpe catches Ignignokt flipping them the bird in his ship:
-->'''Oglethorpe:''' Oh no, he did not do that!\\
'''Emory:''' What? What's--\\
'''Oglethorpe:''' That dude back there just [[FlippingTheBird flipped me off]]!\\
'''Emory:''' Really? Y-You saw that?\\
''[Back at the Mooninites' ship, Ignignokt is flashing an extra-large middle finger.]''\\
'''Err:''' Did he see it?\\
'''Ignignokt:''' Oh yes, Err. He saw the finger. My question is, does he know what to do with it?\\
''[Back to the Plutonians]''\\
'''Oglethorpe:''' Stop this ship!\\
'''Emory:''' Okay, but we're not supposed to stop at this speed...\\
'''Oglethorpe:''' STOP IT AT THIS SPEED!\\
''[The ship [[BrakeAngrily comes to an abrupt halt]], and they both crash through the window.]''\\
!!Unremarkable Voyage
* Continuing from last episode's segment of ''Spacecataz'':
-->'''Err:''' Oh man, that's just gonna--[[OhCrap oh man, he's backin' up!]] ''[[SoundEffectBleep (beep)]]''IN FLY' HE'S BACKIN' UP! COME ON!\\
'''Ignignokt:''' No. ''(flashes a second extra-large middle finger)'' We'll double his pleasure.\\
'''Err:''' Take TWO, muddamuchacos!\\
'''Ignignokt:''' And call us in the morning.\\
'''Err:''' [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Yeah, call us! We'll be drunk!]]
* In one episode Frylock makes a ray that can shrink or grow anything to any size. Carl wants to use it on his dick. At the end, he finally does.
-->'''Carl''': Hello ladies, I'd like to introduce you to my little friend there, [[ICallHimMrHappy Goliath]]. We had to order special elastic pants for him on the internet.
** This ends up backfiring, as it also enlarged Carl's ''pubic lice'', which promptly jump out and run around the hallway. Carl [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight seems to expect this]], and quickly advises that "If they get close to ya, hit 'em with the shampoo."
!!Mooninites 3: Remooned
Changed line(s) 381 (click to see context) from:
''(Shake and Ignignokt are kicked out of the store)''\\\
to:
''(Shake and Ignignokt are kicked out of the store)''\\\store)''\\
Changed line(s) 434,440 (click to see context) from:
* Anything Carl says about his gun.
--> Oh, I'll give you a magazine there, buddy. Hey, it's full of hollow points. You're gonna love it when I put those in a gun, and then put 'em in your brain!
* Master Shake turning black and trying out his new "complicated handshake."
* "We are not establishing a democracy in this house! This is a dictatorship! And I rule with an iron dick!"
* "Yeah, I'm in the business. The business of kickin' your ass. And lemme tell ya, business is boomin'."
** "You, uh, lookin' to [[OhCrap expand your business]]?"
*** "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck BUSINESS IS CLOSED! BUSINESS IS CLOSED!]]"
--> Oh, I'll give you a magazine there, buddy. Hey, it's full of hollow points. You're gonna love it when I put those in a gun, and then put 'em in your brain!
* Master Shake turning black and trying out his new "complicated handshake."
* "We are not establishing a democracy in this house! This is a dictatorship! And I rule with an iron dick!"
* "Yeah, I'm in the business. The business of kickin' your ass. And lemme tell ya, business is boomin'."
** "You, uh, lookin' to [[OhCrap expand your business]]?"
*** "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck BUSINESS IS CLOSED! BUSINESS IS CLOSED!]]"
to:
!!Gee Whiz
*
-->
* From earlier in the same episode, the SoundEffectBleep resulting from said Standards and Practices. When Meatwad is supposedly "pregnant", at one point he launches into a foul-mouthed rant:
-->'''Meatwad''': Oh boy, I apologize. My hormones are going nuts! Now please, if you would, get the ''[ELEPHANT TRUMPET]'' out of my way. I mean, how many times do I gotta ''[ALARM BELL]'' write ice cream on this ''[SQUEAK]'' list, before someone gets his ''[HORSE WHINNY]'' in gear, ''and brings home the ''[OWL HOOT]'' ice cream?!'' MAYBE I SHOULD GET A STEAK KNIFE, AND ETCH IT IN YOUR MOTHER-''[CORK POP]'' FOREHEAD! HOW HARD CAN IT ''[SQUEAK]'' BE? '''''ICE MOTHER-''''' ''[DRUMROLL]'' '''''CREAM!''''' I guess that's the price I pay for living with TWO ''[DIAL TONE]'' MORONS!\\
'''Meatwad:''' *slams door and leaves*\\
'''Shake:''' [[HypocriticalHumor ...What happened to courtesy? Did it just...disappear?]]
!!Robositter
* When Meatwad gets into the medicine cabinet. Not only does he turn into a flower and speak like some kind of guru, but when Meatwad's trip goes bad... well, his image of Frylock is something that must be seen to be believed.
** '''GENTLEMEN, [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/jhirsch/532813468/ BEHOLD!]]'''
*** GeniusBonus: Hallucination!Frylock is based on the schizophrenic cat art of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Wain Louis Wain.]]
---->'''Frylock:''' Meatwad, look at me. Look at me. ''(distorted)'' How many fries am I holding up?\\
'''Meatwad:''' You come here to kill me! Bullfrog king!
!!Moon Master
* The ending with Err trying to face the Gorgatron.
--> '''Ignignokt:''' He said no, Err. With his foot.
!!Dusty Gozongas
* The Plutonians ordering 50 million pizzas to be delivered to the Mooninites. It backfires because [[ThirtyMinutesOrItsFree the pizzas arrived 1.3 seconds late, meaning that they're free]].
!!T-Shirt of the Living Dead
* [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Meatwad uses his magical T-Shirt to summon a giant monster in the shape of an Easter egg out of his mind into Carl's front yard]]. Carl's response?
-->'''Carl:''' Hey! THERE'S A FRIGGIN' EASTER EGG IN MY YARD!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Well, that's probably Eggzilla, Carl. He's that fire breathin' Easter egg, come out of my mind.\\
'''Carl:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Of course]].
** Afterwards, once Eggzilla and his new girlfriend that Meatwad conjured up for him destroy Carl's house, Carl practically loses it and aids them in the destruction of his own property.
--->'''Carl:''' Hey, make sure the house is completely crushed if you could!
** All of this occurs while Santa Claus, brought in by Meatwad ''in the middle of July'' because he wanted early Christmas presents, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent is burning alive after having been set ablaze by Eggzilla.]]
--->'''Santa:''' [[ManOnFire Oh, the suit is melting into my skin!]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 4]]
!!Global Grilling
* Shake buys a new barbecue grill -- the [[AdvancedTech2000 Char-Nobyl 6000]]. It uses radioactive material to cook, and even on Super-Low, it's
* Master Shake turning black and trying out his new "complicated handshake."
* "We are
* "Yeah, I'm
* At the end of
** "You, uh, lookin' to [[OhCrap expand your business]]?"
*** "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck BUSINESS IS CLOSED! BUSINESS IS CLOSED!]]"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Season 5]]
!!Boston
Changed line(s) 443,474 (click to see context) from:
* In "Freda", Shake was trying to explode ducks with baking soda and vinegar until he notices a "hot babe" walking nearby, and his way to get her attention...
-->'''Master Shake:''' HEY BIMBO!
* "The": With Frylock gone, the house becomes a disgusting pigsty, and both Shake and Meatwad get pinkeye from the unsanitary living conditions. At one point, Shake and Meatwad are batting around raw chickens. Shake defends it:
--> '''Shake''': Chickens are a vital link in nature's chain, and that's why we use them to play chickenball in the house!
** In the same episode, Ignignokt and Err crashing Frylock's new apartment and spray painting all over everything, while Err is chanting "VAGALAZINO!".
* In the GrandFinale, we see Meatwad grieving over the dead Frylock with Carl respectfully standing nearby in silence. At least, until he asks about Master Shake. At which point, Meatwad completely sobers up, casually says "he's dead", and then immediately goes back to grieving over Frylock.
* "The Greatest Story Ever Told" opens with Shake watching his death from the "finale" and laughing at how he photobombed those clams. He and Meatwad comment on how that was a crazy last week they had. Completely invalidating the conclusion from the previous episode before resuming in a more Aqua Teen styled misadventure.
* The Unbelievable Ron
-->'''Unbelievable Ron:''' (doing magic gestures for the SawAWomanInHalf trick) HALF-A-BITCH!
* The last quotes from the true final episode. After the end credits, the Aqua Teens and Carl watched the episode... and were less than satisfied.
-->'''Master Shake:''' Come on, really?\\
'''Carl:''' So that's it? That's how they end it? This series?\\
'''Frylock:''' Yeah, I guess so.\\
'''Meatwad:''' We still got a few seconds left, let's do a joke. Let's do like a joke or somethi-
* This exchange from "The Dressing":
-->'''Turkatron:''' Is that a taco pie?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Mm hm.\\
'''Turkatron:''' ''[[LargeHam TACO PIE!]]''\\
'''Meatwad:''' I added food colorin', cuz it's a holiday, but it turn'd black, cuz I added ''all'' the food colorin' I had. An' I ate this butter straight outta the tub, cuz it taste good. There's a reason behind everythang.\\
'''Turkatron:''' Enjoy those tacos now, because in a thousand years they will be ''illegal'', Heh-heh-hahahahaaa~ Iiii ''think''-- we all know why.\\
'''Meatwad:''' *serious* We know why-!\\
'''Turkatron:''' ''ANTI-TACO LEGISLATION.'' Disestablishmentarianism.
* Steve mocking Dr. Weird:
--> '''Steve:''' ''(wearing a bucket on his head, impersonating Dr. Weird)'' Gentlemen, fill me with barbecue sauce, because I'm dumb as hell!\\
'''Javier:''' ''(speaks frantic Spanish while motioning behind Steve)''\\
'''Steve:''' Yeah, I know, Javier.\\
''(a giant Dr. Weird head bites Steve's head off, with the body [[StuffBlowingUp exploding]] mere moments later)''
** [[CallBack Referenced]] in a later opening segment where Dr. Weird fills himself with BBQ sauce:
--->'''Dr. Weird:''' GENTLEMEN, there is a chance this will work! \\
'''Steve:''' Uh, actually you said there was ''no'' chance this would work. \\
'''Dr. Weird:''' ''({{Beat}}.)'' FOOL! THAT WILL NEVER WORK!
* The episode "Bible Fruit", where one of Frylock's new friends, Bert Banana, has a violent alcohol and cocaine relapse after he finds out Frylock has rum.
-->'''Master Shake:''' HEY BIMBO!
* "The": With Frylock gone, the house becomes a disgusting pigsty, and both Shake and Meatwad get pinkeye from the unsanitary living conditions. At one point, Shake and Meatwad are batting around raw chickens. Shake defends it:
--> '''Shake''': Chickens are a vital link in nature's chain, and that's why we use them to play chickenball in the house!
** In the same episode, Ignignokt and Err crashing Frylock's new apartment and spray painting all over everything, while Err is chanting "VAGALAZINO!".
* In the GrandFinale, we see Meatwad grieving over the dead Frylock with Carl respectfully standing nearby in silence. At least, until he asks about Master Shake. At which point, Meatwad completely sobers up, casually says "he's dead", and then immediately goes back to grieving over Frylock.
* "The Greatest Story Ever Told" opens with Shake watching his death from the "finale" and laughing at how he photobombed those clams. He and Meatwad comment on how that was a crazy last week they had. Completely invalidating the conclusion from the previous episode before resuming in a more Aqua Teen styled misadventure.
* The Unbelievable Ron
-->'''Unbelievable Ron:''' (doing magic gestures for the SawAWomanInHalf trick) HALF-A-BITCH!
* The last quotes from the true final episode. After the end credits, the Aqua Teens and Carl watched the episode... and were less than satisfied.
-->'''Master Shake:''' Come on, really?\\
'''Carl:''' So that's it? That's how they end it? This series?\\
'''Frylock:''' Yeah, I guess so.\\
'''Meatwad:''' We still got a few seconds left, let's do a joke. Let's do like a joke or somethi-
* This exchange from "The Dressing":
-->'''Turkatron:''' Is that a taco pie?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Mm hm.\\
'''Turkatron:''' ''[[LargeHam TACO PIE!]]''\\
'''Meatwad:''' I added food colorin', cuz it's a holiday, but it turn'd black, cuz I added ''all'' the food colorin' I had. An' I ate this butter straight outta the tub, cuz it taste good. There's a reason behind everythang.\\
'''Turkatron:''' Enjoy those tacos now, because in a thousand years they will be ''illegal'', Heh-heh-hahahahaaa~ Iiii ''think''-- we all know why.\\
'''Meatwad:''' *serious* We know why-!\\
'''Turkatron:''' ''ANTI-TACO LEGISLATION.'' Disestablishmentarianism.
* Steve mocking Dr. Weird:
--> '''Steve:''' ''(wearing a bucket on his head, impersonating Dr. Weird)'' Gentlemen, fill me with barbecue sauce, because I'm dumb as hell!\\
'''Javier:''' ''(speaks frantic Spanish while motioning behind Steve)''\\
'''Steve:''' Yeah, I know, Javier.\\
''(a giant Dr. Weird head bites Steve's head off, with the body [[StuffBlowingUp exploding]] mere moments later)''
** [[CallBack Referenced]] in a later opening segment where Dr. Weird fills himself with BBQ sauce:
--->'''Dr. Weird:''' GENTLEMEN, there is a chance this will work! \\
'''Steve:''' Uh, actually you said there was ''no'' chance this would work. \\
'''Dr. Weird:''' ''({{Beat}}.)'' FOOL! THAT WILL NEVER WORK!
* The episode "Bible Fruit", where one of Frylock's new friends, Bert Banana, has a violent alcohol and cocaine relapse after he finds out Frylock has rum.
to:
!!Robots Everywhere
*
-->'''Master Shake:''' HEY BIMBO!
!!Sirens
*
--> '''Shake''': Chickens are
** In
** And the sirens were Music/NekoCase and
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFx6cnoBXY Carl's attempts at "dancing."]] The Sirens' and John Kruk's reactions seal the deal.
--->'''Sirens:''' [Singing] ~[[NoJustNoReaction We do not like it]]...~\\
'''John Kruk:''' [Moves toward Carl] ...That kinda [[CaptainObvious means they don't like it]], Carl.
!!Laser Lenses
* Master Shake goes completely DrunkWithPower when he steals Frylock's
* In the GrandFinale, we see Meatwad grieving over the dead Frylock with
** Repeatedly mouthing off to (and then blasting) Carl.
** Forcing Carl
*** And in the process burned down his house and scorched his lawn into a charred wreck.
** Terry's "cosmetic surgery" at the end of the episode (to replace Frylock's bad surgery, he ends up giving him eye-tits).
!!The Marines
* The scenes when Frylock goes
* "The Greatest Story Ever Told" opens with Shake watching his death from
*
-->'''Frylock:''' ''[Wakes with ''Film/{{Saw}}'' 's Reverse Bear Trap on his face]'' Where am I?!\\
'''Puppet:''' Welcome to Canada, Frylock. The
-->'''Unbelievable Ron:''' (doing magic gestures for
* The last quotes from
-->'''Master Shake:''' Come on, really?\\
'''Carl:''' So that's it? That's how they end it? This series?\\
'''Frylock:''' Yeah, I guess so.
* This exchange from "The Dressing":
-->'''Turkatron:''' Is that a taco pie?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Mm hm.
'''Puppet:''' ''[pause]'' I'm not sure actually, I forgot. You think you could maybe... grab your jaw and just sort of rip your head open? I want to see inside there... RIP YOUR HEAD OPEN!\\
\\
'''Meatwad:''' I added food colorin', cuz
'''Frylock:''' Yeah, it's
'''Frylock:''' I just took it off. Here it is. See, right here.\\
'''Turkatron:''' ''ANTI-TACO LEGISLATION.'' Disestablishmentarianism.
* Steve mocking Dr. Weird:
--> '''Steve:''' ''(wearing a bucket on his head, impersonating Dr. Weird)'' Gentlemen, fill me with barbecue sauce, because I'm dumb as hell!\\
'''Javier:''' ''(speaks frantic Spanish while motioning behind Steve)''\\
'''Steve:''' Yeah, I know, Javier.
'''Puppet:''' From my whole wheat bread loaf! You found it! Bring it to me. You have sixty seconds.\\
'''Frylock:''' Where are you?\\
'''Puppet:''' I don't know! I'm a doll.\\
'''Frylock:''' Well hell, you must be somewhere. There's a camera on you.\\
'''Puppet:''' There's a camera on me? For real? What do I look like? ''[Holds pocket mirror to his face] ''Am I pretty?\\
'''Frylock:''' Is this all y'all do up in Canada?\\
'''Puppet:''' We speak French... sometimes. Pretty much this though.\\
'''Frylock:''' Look, I'm going back to the United States, okay?\\
'''Puppet:''' Wait, um, uh, why don't you jam that grapefruit spoon in your eye. Is that cool?\\
'''Frylock:''' Uh, let me think about that. No.\\
'''Puppet:''' Come on, man. Don't be a dick. Do it..or else!\\
'''Frylock:''' Or else what?\\
'''Puppet:''' ''[Grapefruit catches on fire]'' Or else that! See what that did? What if you were eating that when that happened. ...nightmare!\\
'''Frylock:''' I am out of here.\\
'''Puppet:''' Wait... that key's still in your head.\\
'''Frylock:''' No it's not.\\
'''Puppet:''' Dammit! Just hack your foot off! Wait, Frylock! C'mon, don't go. We have universal health care here. It's free if you're a citizen.\\
'''Frylock:''' Nope. No thanks.\\
'''Puppet:''' C'mon man, hang out. I'm lonely.
** And then there's a follow-up scene near the end with Meatwad.
--->'''Meatwad:''' What's in here?\\
'''Frylock:''' Why don't you go find out?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Okay. I'll do anything. ''[Enters barn]''\\
'''Puppet:''' Wanna play a game?\\
'''Meatwad:''' No thank you. ''[Exits]''\\
'''Puppet:''' Wait! Wait! Don't go, don't go! Come on, man! I've got all the
** [[CallBack Referenced]] in a later opening segment where Dr. Weird fills himself
--->'''Dr. Weird:''' GENTLEMEN, there is
'''Steve:''' Uh, actually you said there was ''no'' chance this would work. \\
'''Dr. Weird:''' ''({{Beat}}.)'' FOOL! THAT WILL NEVER WORK!
!!Bible Fruit
*
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* "Zucotti Manicotti" is a CMOF in its ''entirety''. From the hilarious opening sketch about gratuity ("You fiend! Unhand three more dollars!") to the overarching plot involving Meatwad being fooled by a hand puppet when the real deal is standing right in front of him to Shake not going through with any of Meatwad's "tests" because of "[[BlatantLies swollen glands]]", every minute is comedy gold.
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[[folder:Season 6]]
!!Shake Like Me
*
!!Last Last One Forever and Ever
* The entire transition to live-action is
** In particular, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apg3DttFqt0 David Long Jr. as Carl]]. Fan opinion was somewhat divided on the rest, but ''everyone'' agreed he absolutely nailed it.
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[[folder:Season 7]]
!!Rubberman
* The flashback when Carl [[GroinAttack got nipped in the stones by a killer whale]].
!!Eggball
* Shake tries to figure out how to escape being
-->'''Shake:''' "Chapter One: Make Every Problem Your Slave." Seriously, did you even pick it up?\\
'''Frylock:''' Yeah. We've got a
'''Shake:''' That's 'cause they didn't sell, because you shut the
'''Meatwad:''' [[OnlySaneMan Hey, y'all, we could take these jet-skis over here--]]\\
'''Shake:''' Shut up, Meatwad! I'm discussing my book over here!\\
'''Frylock:''' All right, Shake. You win. How do you make this problem your slave?\\
'''Shake:''' Well, I'll tell ya. ''(flips page)'' "Rule 1: Assess the situation." [[PrecisionFStrike We are fucked.]]\\
'''Meatwad:''' Y'all see these jet-skis--?\\
'''Shake:''' "Rule 2: Apply blame." You, Frylock. You're the one.\\
'''Meatwad:''' [[RuleOfThree What about these jet-skis--?]]\\
'''Shake:''' "Rule 3: Don't let the blamee hear about you blaming them." Hey, Meatwad! Frylock really jobbed us on this, didn't he?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Yeah, you probably shouldn't say that with him standing right there. You see these jet-skis--?\\
'''Shake:''' "Rule 4: [[ImplausibleDeniability Make a suggestion, but don't own up to it in
'''Frylock:''' That idea sucks.\\
'''Shake:''' Yeah. I know. Whose idea was that, Meatwad?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Two jet-skis, right over here--\\
'''Shake:''' Which leads me to "Rule 5: Take well-deserved nap." ''(lies down)'' Good night, good luck, the end.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Meatwad:''' So, we doing the jet-skis, or--\\
'''Shake:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Do you like to hear your own voice?!]] 'Cause I'm trying to sleep! You write a book and tell me it doesn't make you tired!
!!Monster
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* The scene in "Super Birthday Snake" where Meatwad's pet "rabbit" turns out to be a huge snake. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmX-wa_vdB4 It's got to be seen to be believed.]] Perhaps the best part is when Meatwad is about to staple some pipe-cleaner bunny ears to the snake's head:
-->'''Meatwad:''' Hold still, Nathan, this will only hurt once... but damn, will it hurt.
** The finale of the episode is nothing short of epic. It’s revealed that the events of the episode were just a simulation Meatwad was experiencing from one of Frylock’s inventions. Then Frylock is killed by Meatwad’s rabbit, and it turns out that the whole episode was just a simulation of Frylock’s. Sure, it makes no sense, but it’s funny as hell.
* Shake tries to figure out how to escape being stranded on a deserted island by following his self-published book, "MASTER Your Finances and SHAKE It Up!" Meatwad offers an alternative...
-->'''Shake:''' "Chapter One: Make Every Problem Your Slave." Seriously, did you even pick it up?\\
'''Frylock:''' Yeah. We've got a garage full of 'em.\\
'''Shake:''' That's 'cause they didn't sell, because you shut the Web site down!\\
'''Meatwad:''' [[OnlySaneMan Hey, y'all, we could take these jet-skis over here--]]\\
'''Shake:''' Shut up, Meatwad! I'm discussing my book over here!\\
'''Frylock:''' All right, Shake. You win. How do you make this problem your slave?\\
'''Shake:''' Well, I'll tell ya. ''(flips page)'' "Rule 1: Assess the situation." [[PrecisionFStrike We are fucked.]]\\
'''Meatwad:''' Y'all see these jet-skis--?\\
'''Shake:''' "Rule 2: Apply blame." You, Frylock. You're the one.\\
'''Meatwad:''' [[RuleOfThree What about these jet-skis--?]]\\
'''Shake:''' "Rule 3: Don't let the blamee hear about you blaming them." Hey, Meatwad! Frylock really jobbed us on this, didn't he?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Yeah, you probably shouldn't say that with him standing right there. You see these jet-skis--?\\
'''Shake:''' "Rule 4: [[ImplausibleDeniability Make a suggestion, but don't own up to it in case it sucks.]]" Hey, guys, what if we make a boat out of sand, but it's a glass-bottom boat. Then we can host tours for this roasted bird and get money to buy a plane ticket outta here from an airport that does not exist!\\
'''Frylock:''' That idea sucks.\\
'''Shake:''' Yeah. I know. Whose idea was that, Meatwad?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Two jet-skis, right over here--\\
'''Shake:''' Which leads me to "Rule 5: Take well-deserved nap." ''(lies down)'' Good night, good luck, the end.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Meatwad:''' So, we doing the jet-skis, or--\\
'''Shake:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Do you like to hear your own voice?!]] 'Cause I'm trying to sleep! You write a book and tell me it doesn't make you tired!
* In "Intervention," when Carl has a breathalyzer installed on his car after getting a DUI, he ropes Meatwad into starting his car so he can drive them to the gentlemen's club. Come last call, they're both far too wasted to get 2 Wycked running again.
-->'''Meatwad:''' It ain't starting.\\
'''Carl:''' ''(Lying face-down on the pavement)'' Why ain't it starting?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Probably 'cause I had five gin-and-tonics. And a Cuba Libre! ''(triumphantly waves an empty glass)''\\
'''Carl:''' I told you not to drink! [[HypocriticalHumor Should not have bought you them drinks...]] all right, you-- you got a butt, right? Fart into the tube.\\
'''Meatwad:''' "Fart" is a bad word.\\
'''Carl:''' All right, fine, what would you say?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Booty-pooty!\\
'''Carl:''' Yeah, ju-- booty-pooty into it.\\
'''Meatwad:''' I don't need to booty-pooty right now.\\
'''Carl:''' Well, try to booty-pooty.\\
'''Meatwad:''' If I try to booty-pooty and I don't need to booty-pooty, [[PottyFailure I might leave a booty-doodie.]] [[{{Squick}} And you don't want that on your mouth-tube.]]\\
'''Carl:''' All right, fine!! I-- I jus'-- we'll, uh, go to the gas station. I'll get you a friggin' bean burrito.
* In "Larry Miller Hair System," Carl mistakes Miller for having appeared in ''Film/BigMommasHouse''. He then spends ''several hours'' explaining the plot of the movie.
-->'''Meatwad:''' Hold still, Nathan, this will only hurt once... but damn, will it hurt.
** The finale of the episode is nothing short of epic. It’s revealed that the events of the episode were just a simulation Meatwad was experiencing from one of Frylock’s inventions. Then Frylock is killed by Meatwad’s rabbit, and it turns out that the whole episode was just a simulation of Frylock’s. Sure, it makes no sense, but it’s funny as hell.
* Shake tries to figure out how to escape being stranded on a deserted island by following his self-published book, "MASTER Your Finances and SHAKE It Up!" Meatwad offers an alternative...
-->'''Shake:''' "Chapter One: Make Every Problem Your Slave." Seriously, did you even pick it up?\\
'''Frylock:''' Yeah. We've got a garage full of 'em.\\
'''Shake:''' That's 'cause they didn't sell, because you shut the Web site down!\\
'''Meatwad:''' [[OnlySaneMan Hey, y'all, we could take these jet-skis over here--]]\\
'''Shake:''' Shut up, Meatwad! I'm discussing my book over here!\\
'''Frylock:''' All right, Shake. You win. How do you make this problem your slave?\\
'''Shake:''' Well, I'll tell ya. ''(flips page)'' "Rule 1: Assess the situation." [[PrecisionFStrike We are fucked.]]\\
'''Meatwad:''' Y'all see these jet-skis--?\\
'''Shake:''' "Rule 2: Apply blame." You, Frylock. You're the one.\\
'''Meatwad:''' [[RuleOfThree What about these jet-skis--?]]\\
'''Shake:''' "Rule 3: Don't let the blamee hear about you blaming them." Hey, Meatwad! Frylock really jobbed us on this, didn't he?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Yeah, you probably shouldn't say that with him standing right there. You see these jet-skis--?\\
'''Shake:''' "Rule 4: [[ImplausibleDeniability Make a suggestion, but don't own up to it in case it sucks.]]" Hey, guys, what if we make a boat out of sand, but it's a glass-bottom boat. Then we can host tours for this roasted bird and get money to buy a plane ticket outta here from an airport that does not exist!\\
'''Frylock:''' That idea sucks.\\
'''Shake:''' Yeah. I know. Whose idea was that, Meatwad?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Two jet-skis, right over here--\\
'''Shake:''' Which leads me to "Rule 5: Take well-deserved nap." ''(lies down)'' Good night, good luck, the end.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Meatwad:''' So, we doing the jet-skis, or--\\
'''Shake:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Do you like to hear your own voice?!]] 'Cause I'm trying to sleep! You write a book and tell me it doesn't make you tired!
* In "Intervention," when Carl has a breathalyzer installed on his car after getting a DUI, he ropes Meatwad into starting his car so he can drive them to the gentlemen's club. Come last call, they're both far too wasted to get 2 Wycked running again.
-->'''Meatwad:''' It ain't starting.\\
'''Carl:''' ''(Lying face-down on the pavement)'' Why ain't it starting?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Probably 'cause I had five gin-and-tonics. And a Cuba Libre! ''(triumphantly waves an empty glass)''\\
'''Carl:''' I told you not to drink! [[HypocriticalHumor Should not have bought you them drinks...]] all right, you-- you got a butt, right? Fart into the tube.\\
'''Meatwad:''' "Fart" is a bad word.\\
'''Carl:''' All right, fine, what would you say?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Booty-pooty!\\
'''Carl:''' Yeah, ju-- booty-pooty into it.\\
'''Meatwad:''' I don't need to booty-pooty right now.\\
'''Carl:''' Well, try to booty-pooty.\\
'''Meatwad:''' If I try to booty-pooty and I don't need to booty-pooty, [[PottyFailure I might leave a booty-doodie.]] [[{{Squick}} And you don't want that on your mouth-tube.]]\\
'''Carl:''' All right, fine!! I-- I jus'-- we'll, uh, go to the gas station. I'll get you a friggin' bean burrito.
* In "Larry Miller Hair System," Carl mistakes Miller for having appeared in ''Film/BigMommasHouse''. He then spends ''several hours'' explaining the plot of the movie.
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!!Juggalo
* The court scene
-->'''Meatwad:''' Hold still, Nathan, this will only hurt once... but damn, will it hurt.
** The finale
!!Multiple Meat
* "We are not establishing a democracy in this house! This is a dictatorship! And I rule with an iron dick!"
* "3 Million Bottles of Beer on the
--->'''Meatwad #17''': Wait, I got mixed up. Start over!
** And when they finally finish the
--->'''Meatwad #1''': Hehehe, that
* Shake tries to figure out how to escape being stranded on a deserted island by following his self-published book, "MASTER Your Finances and SHAKE It Up!" Meatwad offers an alternative...
-->'''Shake:''' "Chapter One: Make Every Problem Your Slave." Seriously, did you even pick it up?\\
'''Frylock:''' Yeah. We've got a garage full of 'em.
'''Meatwad #2''': Yep, that was fun!\\
'''Meatwad #3''': That was fun.\\
'''Meatwad:''' [[OnlySaneMan Hey, y'all,
'''Meatwad #1''': I suppose we can sit here and get to know each other. Or we could
'''Shake:''' Shut up, Meatwad! I'm discussing my book over here!\\
'''Frylock:''' All right, Shake. You win. How do you make this problem your slave?\\
'''Shake:''' Well, I'll tell ya. ''(flips page)'' "Rule 1: Assess the situation." [[PrecisionFStrike We are fucked.]]\\
'''Meatwad:''' Y'all see these jet-skis--?\\
'''Shake:''' "Rule 2: Apply blame." You, Frylock. You're the one.\\
'''Meatwad:''' [[RuleOfThree What about these jet-skis--?]]\\
'''Shake:''' "Rule 3: Don't let the blamee hear about you blaming them." Hey, Meatwad! Frylock really jobbed us on this, didn't he?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Yeah, you probably shouldn't say
** [[HereWeGoAgain And with
'''Shake:''' "Rule 4: [[ImplausibleDeniability Make a suggestion, but don't own up to it in case it sucks.]]" Hey, guys, what if we make a boat out of sand, but it's a glass-bottom boat. Then we can host tours for this roasted bird and get money to buy a plane ticket outta here from an airport that does not exist!\\
'''Frylock:''' That idea sucks.\\
'''Shake:''' Yeah. I know. Whose idea was
'''Meatwad:''' Two jet-skis, right over here--\\
'''Shake:''' Which leads me to "Rule 5: Take well-deserved nap." ''(lies down)'' Good night, good luck,
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Meatwad:''' So, we doing
'''Shake:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Do you like to hear your own voice?!]] 'Cause I'm trying to sleep! You write
* In "Intervention," when Carl has a breathalyzer installed on his car after getting a DUI, he ropes Meatwad into starting his car so he can drive them to
-->'''Meatwad:''' It ain't starting.\\
'''Carl:''' ''(Lying face-down on the pavement)'' Why ain't it starting?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Probably 'cause I had five gin-and-tonics. And a Cuba Libre! ''(triumphantly waves an empty glass)''\\
'''Carl:''' I told you not to drink! [[HypocriticalHumor Should not have bought you them drinks...]] all right, you-- you got a butt, right? Fart into the tube.\\
'''Meatwad:''' "Fart" is a bad word.\\
'''Carl:''' All right, fine, what would you say?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Booty-pooty!\\
'''Carl:''' Yeah, ju-- booty-pooty into it.\\
'''Meatwad:''' I don't need to booty-pooty right now.\\
'''Carl:''' Well, try to booty-pooty.\\
'''Meatwad:''' If I try to booty-pooty and I don't need to booty-pooty, [[PottyFailure I might leave a booty-doodie.]] [[{{Squick}} And you don't want that on your mouth-tube.]]\\
'''Carl:''' All right, fine!! I-- I jus'-- we'll, uh, go to the gas station. I'll get you a friggin' bean burrito.
* In "Larry
!!Larry Miller Hair
* Carl mistakes Miller for having appeared in ''Film/BigMommasHouse''. He then spends ''several hours'' explaining the plot of the movie.
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* In "The Clowning", after Carl is DrivenToSuicide and tries to shoot himself with a balloon shotgun, Frylock freezes him until he can find a cure. Skip to 67 years later, [[ZombieApocalypse the house is inexplicably under attack by zombies]] being kept at bay by a turret defense system, and Frylock never bothered to cure Carl; instead, they [[HumanDoorstop used him as a coat rack]] until [[LiterallyShatteredLives Carl finally falls over and shatters]]. The now elderly Shake can't remember Carl's name, Frylock tells him to "eat [his] own damn milk", and Meatwad, also a clown, rolls up on a unicycle and says through a horn that he's shattered his hip and needs to go to the hospital.
** Then the whole episode turns out to be a dramatization that Dr. Weird was showing to a similarly clowned and frozen Steve. The demonic wig display from the main story floats up to him, causing Dr. Weird to snap at it to stop telling him to do things.
* One episode has Frylock trying to teach Meatwad Christian values for...some reason. Shake's response:
--> '''Shake''': You look at him and tell me there's a God!\\
'''Meatwad''': He made me in His own image.\\
'''Shake''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah, that's right. God's a big meatball! I forgot!]]
** Then the whole episode turns out to be a dramatization that Dr. Weird was showing to a similarly clowned and frozen Steve. The demonic wig display from the main story floats up to him, causing Dr. Weird to snap at it to stop telling him to do things.
* One episode has Frylock trying to teach Meatwad Christian values for...some reason. Shake's response:
--> '''Shake''': You look at him and tell me there's a God!\\
'''Meatwad''': He made me in His own image.\\
'''Shake''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah, that's right. God's a big meatball! I forgot!]]
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[[folder:Season 8]]
!!Intervention
*
** Then the whole episode turns out to be a dramatization that Dr. Weird was showing to a similarly clowned and frozen Steve. The demonic wig display from the main story floats up to him, causing Dr. Weird to snap at it to stop telling him to do things.
* One episode has Frylock trying to teach
--> '''Shake''': You look at him and tell me there's a God!\\
'''Meatwad''': He made me in His own image.
-->'''Meatwad:''' It ain't starting.\\
'''Meatwad:''' Probably 'cause I had five gin-and-tonics. And a
'''Carl:''' I
'''Meatwad:''' "Fart" is a bad word.\\
'''Carl:''' All right, fine, what would you say?\\
'''Meatwad:''' Booty-pooty!\\
'''Carl:''' Yeah, ju-- booty-pooty into it.\\
'''Meatwad:''' I don't need to booty-pooty right now.\\
'''Carl:''' Well, try to booty-pooty.\\
'''Meatwad:''' If I try to booty-pooty and I don't need to booty-pooty, [[PottyFailure I might leave a booty-doodie.]] [[{{Squick}} And you don't want that on your mouth-tube.]]\\
'''Carl:''' All right, fine!! I-- I jus'-- we'll, uh, go to the gas station. I'll get you a friggin' bean burrito.
!!The Creditor
* The whole episode is just one long CrossesTheLineTwice moment of funny.
-->"I told him he needed to chill, but he misheard me as saying that [[PoorCommunicationKills he needed to KILL.]]"
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[[folder:Season 9]]
!!Chicken and Beans
* Meatwad gains internet fame after a video of him vomiting while performing a song called "Chicken and Beans". He goes on tour and the fame, [[AcquiredSituationalNarcissism predictably]], goes to his head:
-->'''Meatwad''' ''You know what? Screw chicken and beans! I'm done with that. I ain't a dancing robot, I'm an artist and I need to create! You're all just beasts and animals shaking the bars of the cages in my zoo! And I am a magic unicorn astride a golden stalion picked up by two giant bronze grizzly bears! Now, Charity, Chastity; get over here and blow me before I go onstage. I have to lose 3 ounces so I can rock these leather chaps right proppa!''
!!Zucotti Manicotti
* This episode is a CMOF in its ''entirety''. From the hilarious opening sketch about gratuity ("You fiend! Unhand three more dollars!") to the overarching plot involving Meatwad being fooled by a hand puppet when the real deal is standing right in front of him to Shake not going through with any of Meatwad's "tests" because of "[[BlatantLies swollen glands]]", every minute is comedy gold.
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[[folder:Season 10]]
!!Muscles
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!!Merlo Sauvignon Blanco
* The Unbelievable Ron.
-->'''Unbelievable Ron:''' (doing magic gestures for the SawAWomanInHalf trick) HALF-A-BITCH!
!!Freda
* Shake was trying to explode ducks with baking soda and vinegar until he notices a "hot babe" walking nearby, and his way to get her attention...
-->'''Master Shake:''' HEY BIMBO!
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[[folder: Season 11]]
!!The Last One Forever and Ever (For Real This Time) (We ****ing Mean it)
* We see Meatwad grieving over the dead Frylock with Carl respectfully standing nearby in silence. At least, until he asks about Master Shake. At which point, Meatwad completely sobers up, casually says "he's dead", and then immediately goes back to grieving over Frylock.
!!The Greatest Story Ever Told
* The episode opens with Shake watching his death from the "finale" and laughing at how he photobombed those clams. He and Meatwad comment on how that was a crazy last week they had. Completely invalidating the conclusion from the previous episode before resuming in a more Aqua Teen styled misadventure.
* The last quotes. After the end credits, the Aqua Teens and Carl watched the episode... and were less than satisfied.
-->'''Master Shake:''' Come on, really?\\
'''Carl:''' So that's it? That's how they end it? This series?\\
'''Frylock:''' Yeah, I guess so.\\
'''Meatwad:''' We still got a few seconds left, let's do a joke. Let's do like a joke or somethi-
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[[folder:Other]]
* From the final part of Spacecataz not used in any of the season 3 episodes, as Emory explains how the self-destruct function works:
-->'''Ignignokt''': Everything you say is boring.
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'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' ''[as smoke blows around him]'' [[AC:Thousands of years ago, before Creator/SigourneyWeaver]]--\\
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''[The ship comes to an abrupt halt, and they both crash through the window.]''\\
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'''Cybernetic Ghost:''' [[AC:...Here]]\\Here.]]\\
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* Then there was that time Dr. Weird somehow got (or put) a ''boa constrictor'' inside of his hair helmet.
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* Then there was that time Dr. Weird somehow got (or put) a ''boa constrictor'' ''rattlesnake'' inside of his hair helmet.
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'''Shake:''' This is your memo?! ''[holds up sheet of paper with [[StylisticSuck what could loosely be called a drawing]] on it]'' I don't even know what this is!\\
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'''Shake:''' This is your memo?! ''[holds up sheet of paper with [[StylisticSuck what could loosely be called crudely-drawn]] picture of a drawing]] bizarre, mouse-like creature on it]'' I don't even know what this is!\\
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'''Meatwad:''' ''Make'' me some? Please do not insult [[SelfDeprecation what little intelligence I have]]. I need it now.
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'''Meatwad:''' ''Make'' me some? Please do not insult [[SelfDeprecation what little intelligence I have]]. I need it now.\\
'''Shake:''' Then I'll go to the store! Please, sir!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Yes, you will. Now what is the magic word, ''bitch?''\\
'''Shake:''' PLEASE let me go to the store and get popsicles for you! Thank you, sire!\\
'''Meatwad:''' That's right!\\
''[Meatwad stops electrocuting Shake and lets him leave]''\\
'''Meatwad:''' You better run, boy! And bring back some chocolate syrup too, or your fate is sealed.
'''Shake:''' Then I'll go to the store! Please, sir!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Yes, you will. Now what is the magic word, ''bitch?''\\
'''Shake:''' PLEASE let me go to the store and get popsicles for you! Thank you, sire!\\
'''Meatwad:''' That's right!\\
''[Meatwad stops electrocuting Shake and lets him leave]''\\
'''Meatwad:''' You better run, boy! And bring back some chocolate syrup too, or your fate is sealed.
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** "Everything you say is boring."
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** "Everything "[[BoringInsult Everything you say is boring.boring]]."
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** The Plutonians ordering 50 million pizzas to be delivered to the Mooninites. It backfires because [[ThirtyMinutesOrItsFree the pizzas arrived 1.3 seconds late, meaning that they're free]].
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''[Back at the Mooninites' ship, Ignigknot is flashing an extra-large middle finger.]''\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' Oh yes, Err. He saw the finger. My question is, does he know what to do with it?\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' No. ''(flashes a second extra-large middle finger)'' We'll double his pleasure.\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' And call us in the morning.\\
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* Ignigknot doing roll call at the meeting for all the villains seen so far:
-->'''Ignigknot:''' Romulox...?\\
-->'''Ignigknot:''' Romulox...?\\
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* Ignigknot Ignignokt doing roll call at the meeting for all the villains seen so far:
-->'''Ignigknot:''' -->'''Ignignokt:''' Romulox...?\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' Happy Time Harry...?\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' The Trees...? [[{{Beat}} (Beat)]] [[ARareSentence Did anyone see a large tree in the bathroom?]]\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' ''Flargin and what?''\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' [[LargeHam Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future]]...?\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' ''"Here" will work just fine. Thank you.''\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' Err, stay with the patch. Your blood pressure.\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' I know, I know, we're getting to you, just wait your turn. You're coming up on the list.\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' ...'kay, Brownie Monsters.\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' Emory and Oglethorpe...?\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' "...were not invited" is the correct end to that sentence.\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' Plutonians are teh suck.[[note]]This is how the closed captioning reads for this statement.[[/note]]
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* In "Mooninites 3: Remooned", the Mooninites come to Earth to cash a giant check that Ignigknot stole from his uncle Cliff. The first place they try to cash it at is a gas station. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5EiaM_Qqkw Naturally, things don't go as planned.]]
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* In "Mooninites 3: Remooned", the Mooninites come to Earth to cash a giant check that Ignigknot Ignignokt stole from his uncle Cliff. The first place they try to cash it at is a gas station. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5EiaM_Qqkw Naturally, things don't go as planned.]]
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'''Ignigknot:''' He's not responding, cup. Lay into him more.\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' I've got this, Err!\\
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''(Shake and Ignigknot are kicked out of the store)''\\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' Unfathomable.\\
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'''Ignigknot''': Your logic is flawless. But my brain has transmitted a better idea.
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'''Shake and Ignigknot:''' Where did you get gum?\\
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'''Shake and Ignigknot:''' Ignignokt:''' Where did you get gum?\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' Tell me, were there weenie wraps?\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' Weenie wraps intrigue me.\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' Were there little turkey muffins?\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' Seize all pennies at once! Purchase all pizza balls and me-''(Err jumps back out the window, with several stolen food items in his arms)'' Oh. There you are.\\
'''Err:''' ''(hands one of his armfuls to Ignigknot)'' Can you take this? We better go.
'''Err:''' ''(hands one of his armfuls to Ignigknot)'' Can you take this? We better go.
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'''Err:''' ''(hands one of his armfuls to
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'''Ignigknot:''' ''(walking onscreen)'' Yes. My name is Cliff. And that is not a bill. Tell him, Err.\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' A bi-''(angry face)'' Why are we trying to cash a bill, Err?\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' It ''is'' my uncle. Don't you forget it.\\
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'''Ignigknot:''' I ''did'' know something I didn't. But it wasn't that.
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** Shake also roped Geddy Lee of ''Music/{{Rush}}'' into singing on it, and he practically craps himself when he sees Lee's plane with the "Fly By Night" artwork sitting in his driveway.
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** Shake also roped Geddy Lee of ''Music/{{Rush}}'' ''Music/{{Rush|Band}}'' into singing on it, and he practically craps himself when he sees Lee's plane with the "Fly By Night" artwork sitting in his driveway.
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'''Err:''' [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Yeah, call us! We'll be drunk!]]\\
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'''Err:''' [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Yeah, call us! We'll be drunk!]]\\drunk!]]
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** [[CallBack Referenced]] in a later opening segment where Dr. Weird [[It Makes Sense In Context|fills himself with BBQ sauce]]:
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** [[CallBack Referenced]] in a later opening segment where Dr. Weird [[It Makes Sense In Context|fills fills himself with BBQ sauce]]:sauce:
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** [[CallBack Referenced]] in a later opening segment:
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** [[CallBack Referenced]] in a later opening segment:segment where Dr. Weird [[It Makes Sense In Context|fills himself with BBQ sauce]]:
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* Dr. Weird trying to [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext fill himself with a vat of BBQ sauce]].
--> '''Dr. Weird:''' GENTLEMEN, there is a chance this will work! \\
'''Steve:''' Uh, actually you said there was ''no'' chance this would work. \\
'''Dr. Weird:''' ''({{Beat}}.)'' FOOL! THAT WILL NEVER WORK!
** [[CallBack Referenced]] in a later (and equally hilarious) opening segment:
--->'''Steve:''' ''(wearing a bucket on his head, impersonating Dr. Weird)'' Gentlemen, fill me with barbecue sauce, because I'm dumb as hell!\\
--> '''Dr. Weird:''' GENTLEMEN, there is a chance this will work! \\
'''Steve:''' Uh, actually you said there was ''no'' chance this would work. \\
'''Dr. Weird:''' ''({{Beat}}.)'' FOOL! THAT WILL NEVER WORK!
** [[CallBack Referenced]] in a later (and equally hilarious) opening segment:
--->'''Steve:''' ''(wearing a bucket on his head, impersonating Dr. Weird)'' Gentlemen, fill me with barbecue sauce, because I'm dumb as hell!\\
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* Steve mocking Dr. Weird trying to [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext fill himself with a vat of BBQ sauce]].
Weird:
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' GENTLEMEN, there is a chance this will work! \\
'''Steve:''' Uh, actually you said there was ''no'' chance this would work. \\
'''Dr. Weird:''' ''({{Beat}}.)'' FOOL! THAT WILL NEVER WORK!
** [[CallBack Referenced]] in a later (and equally hilarious) opening segment:
--->'''Steve:'''''(wearing a bucket on his head, impersonating Dr. Weird)'' Gentlemen, fill me with barbecue sauce, because I'm dumb as hell!\\
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'''Dr. Weird:''' ''({{Beat}}.)'' FOOL! THAT WILL NEVER WORK!
** [[CallBack Referenced]] in a later (and equally hilarious) opening segment:
--->'''Steve:'''
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--->'''Dr. Weird:''' GENTLEMEN, there is a chance this will work! \\
'''Steve:''' Uh, actually you said there was ''no'' chance this would work. \\
'''Dr. Weird:''' ''({{Beat}}.)'' FOOL! THAT WILL NEVER WORK!
--->'''Dr. Weird:''' GENTLEMEN, there is a chance this will work! \\
'''Steve:''' Uh, actually you said there was ''no'' chance this would work. \\
'''Dr. Weird:''' ''({{Beat}}.)'' FOOL! THAT WILL NEVER WORK!
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* It's common in the series for the characters to treat many of the bizarre and surreal situations as {{Unusually Uninteresting Sight}}s. One notable example would be in "T-Shirt of the Living Dead", where [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Meatwad uses his magical T-Shirt to summon a giant monster in the shape of an Easter egg out of his mind into Carl's front yard]]. Carl's response?
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* It's common in the series for the characters to treat many of the bizarre and surreal situations as {{Unusually Uninteresting Sight}}s. One notable example would be in "T-Shirt of the Living Dead", Dead," where [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Meatwad uses his magical T-Shirt to summon a giant monster in the shape of an Easter egg out of his mind into Carl's front yard]]. Carl's response?
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--->'''Carl''': Hey, make sure the house is completely crushed if you could!
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--->'''Santa''': [[ManOnFire Oh, the suit is melting into my skin!]]
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-->'''Zakk Wylde''': Why did I even get wasted and work with [Shake]? I mean, this isn't even a real microphone! It's a stick with a marshmallow on it!
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-->'''Zakk Wylde''': Wylde:''' Why did I even get wasted and work with [Shake]? I mean, this isn't even a real microphone! It's a stick with a marshmallow on it!
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** Shake has Wylde perform with a pair of animatronic scorpions. Shake's song is so bad that they become sentient, announce their desire to embark on "solo careers", whip out missiles and blow each other up (and Wylde, who was literally caught in the middle).
--->'''Shake [charred from the explosion]''': Can I just say when I bought them, I didn't know they came armed with laser cannons? They probably charged me extra.\\
'''Frylock [also charred]''': So, uh, what are you going to tell Zack's wife and children?\\
'''Shake''': You saw him. The man was drunk and out of control.
--->'''Shake [charred from the explosion]''': Can I just say when I bought them, I didn't know they came armed with laser cannons? They probably charged me extra.\\
'''Frylock [also charred]''': So, uh, what are you going to tell Zack's wife and children?\\
'''Shake''': You saw him. The man was drunk and out of control.
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** Shake has Wylde perform with a pair of animatronic scorpions. Shake's song is so bad that they become sentient, announce their desire to embark on "solo careers", careers," whip out missiles and blow each other up (and Wylde, who was literally caught in the middle).
--->'''Shake [charred --->'''Shake:''' ''[charred from the explosion]''': explosion]'' Can I just say when I bought them, I didn't know they came armed with laser cannons? They probably charged me extra.\\
'''Frylock [also charred]''': '''Frylock:''' ''[also charred]'' So, uh, what are you going to tell Zack's wife and children?\\
'''Shake''': '''Shake:''' You saw him. The man was drunk and out of control.
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-->'''Dr. Weird''': GENTLEMEN! I BRING YOU... ''[shutter opens up]'' MORE CORN!\\
'''Steve''': Uh, gee, I dunno man... I mean, after [[CallBack last time]]--\\
'''Steve''': Uh, gee, I dunno man... I mean, after [[CallBack last time]]--\\
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-->'''Dr. Weird''': Weird:''' GENTLEMEN! I BRING YOU... ''[shutter opens up]'' MORE CORN!\\
'''Steve''': '''Steve:''' Uh, gee, I dunno man... I mean, after [[CallBack last time]]--\\
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-->'''Dr. Weird''': Gentleman... BEHOLD! ''[shutter opens, revealing a wall of amps]'' Are you ready to '''ROCK?'''\\
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-->'''Dr. Weird''': Weird:''' Gentleman... BEHOLD! ''[shutter opens, revealing a wall of amps]'' Are you ready to '''ROCK?'''\\
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'''Steve''': U-um, I-I'm ready to ro--\\
'''Dr. Weird''': THEN I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HAIR TO THE BACK OF THIS AUDITORIUM! 1, 2, 3, 4! ''[starts shredding]'' THIS ONE IS CALLED, "ROBOT AFFLICTION"!
'''Dr. Weird''': THEN I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR HAIR TO THE BACK OF THIS AUDITORIUM! 1, 2, 3, 4! ''[starts shredding]'' THIS ONE IS CALLED, "ROBOT AFFLICTION"!
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-->'''Dr. Weird''': HAHAHAHAHA! GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! ''[doors open, Moth-Monster-man is revealed...]'' Moth-Monst-''[...and he immediately flies out through the rabbit hole]'' OH NO! MOTH-MONSTERMAN NO! COME BACK!\\
'''Steve''': He has escaped!\\
'''Dr. Weird''': Yes. Through [[BrickJoke the hole!]] ''[slips and falls]'' MY BANANA!
'''Steve''': He has escaped!\\
'''Dr. Weird''': Yes. Through [[BrickJoke the hole!]] ''[slips and falls]'' MY BANANA!
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-->'''Dr. Weird''': Weird:''' HAHAHAHAHA! GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! ''[doors open, Moth-Monster-man is revealed...]'' Moth-Monst-''[...and he immediately flies out through the rabbit hole]'' OH NO! MOTH-MONSTERMAN NO! COME BACK!\\
'''Steve''': '''Steve:''' He has escaped!\\
'''Dr.Weird''': Weird:''' Yes. Through [[BrickJoke the hole!]] ''[slips and falls]'' MY BANANA!
'''Dr.
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-->'''Dr. Weird''': Gentlemen, feast your eyes!\\
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-->'''Dr. Weird''': Weird:''' Gentlemen, feast your eyes!\\
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'''Dr. Weird''': Don't feast, run! Dammit! ''(he and Steve get sucked in)''
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'''Dr. Weird''': Weird:''' Don't feast, run! Dammit! ''(he and Steve get sucked in)''
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** In particular, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dft_e7T8JE David Long Jr. as Carl]]. Fan opinion was somewhat divided on the rest, but ''everyone'' agreed he absolutely nailed it.
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** In particular, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dft_e7T8JE com/watch?v=apg3DttFqt0 David Long Jr. as Carl]]. Fan opinion was somewhat divided on the rest, but ''everyone'' agreed he absolutely nailed it.
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--->'''Oglethorpe''': Oh no, he did not do that!\\
'''Emory''': What was--\\
'''Oglethorpe''': That dude back there just [[FlippingTheBird flipped me off]]!\\
'''Emory''': Really? Y-You saw that?\\
'''Emory''': What was--\\
'''Oglethorpe''': That dude back there just [[FlippingTheBird flipped me off]]!\\
'''Emory''': Really? Y-You saw that?\\
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'''Err''': Did he see it?\\
'''Ignigknot''': Oh yes, Err. He saw the finger. My question is, does he know what to do with it?\\
'''Ignigknot''': Oh yes, Err. He saw the finger. My question is, does he know what to do with it?\\
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'''Oglethorpe''': Stop this ship!\\
'''Emory''': Okay, but we're not supposed to stop at this speed...\\
'''Oglethorpe''': STOP IT AT THIS SPEED!\\
'''Emory''': Okay, but we're not supposed to stop at this speed...\\
'''Oglethorpe''': STOP IT AT THIS SPEED!\\
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'''Err''': Oh man, that's just gonna--[[OhCrap oh man, he's backin' up!]] ''[[SoundEffectBleep (beep)]]''IN FLY' HE'S BACKIN' UP! COME ON!\\
'''Ignigknot''': No. ''(flashes a second extra-large middle finger)'' We'll double his pleasure.\\
'''Err''': Take TWO, muddamuchacos!\\
'''Ignigknot''': And call us in the morning.\\
'''Err''': [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Yeah, call us! We'll be drunk!]]\\
'''Ignigknot''': No. ''(flashes a second extra-large middle finger)'' We'll double his pleasure.\\
'''Err''': Take TWO, muddamuchacos!\\
'''Ignigknot''': And call us in the morning.\\
'''Err''': [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Yeah, call us! We'll be drunk!]]\\
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-->'''Ignigknot''': Romulox...?\\
'''Romulox''': [[WaxingLyrical Here I am, rock you like a hurricane]].\\
'''Ignigknot''': Happy Time Harry...?\\
'''Romulox''': [[WaxingLyrical Here I am, rock you like a hurricane]].\\
'''Ignigknot''': Happy Time Harry...?\\
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'''Ignigknot''': The Trees...? [[{{Beat}} (Beat)]] [[ARareSentence Did anyone see a large tree in the bathroom?]]\\
'''Err''': Oh yeah...they left a message, they're runnin' late, they're hitchin' a ride with Flargin and Dingle.\\
'''Ignigknot''': ''Flargin and what?''\\
'''Err''': Oh yeah...they left a message, they're runnin' late, they're hitchin' a ride with Flargin and Dingle.\\
'''Ignigknot''': ''Flargin and what?''\\
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'''Ignigknot''': [[LargeHam Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future]]...?\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost''': ''[as smoke blows around him]'' [[AC:Thousands of years ago, before Creator/SigourneyWeaver]]--\\
'''Ignigknot''': ''"Here" will work just fine. Thank you.''\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost''': ...[[AC:Here]].\\
'''Err''': And NO SMOKING! ''[jumping up and down in place]'' ''GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE,'' '''''GIMME A SMOKE!'''''\\
'''Ignigknot''': Err, stay with the patch. Your blood pressure.\\
'''Err''': ''[to the Ghost]'' ''You tell another story!''\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost''': ''[as smoke blows around him]'' [[AC:Thousands of years ago, before Creator/SigourneyWeaver]]--\\
'''Ignigknot''': ''"Here" will work just fine. Thank you.''\\
'''Cybernetic Ghost''': ...[[AC:Here]].\\
'''Err''': And NO SMOKING! ''[jumping up and down in place]'' ''GIMME A SMOKE, GIMME A SMOKE,'' '''''GIMME A SMOKE!'''''\\
'''Ignigknot''': Err, stay with the patch. Your blood pressure.\\
'''Err''': ''[to the Ghost]'' ''You tell another story!''\\
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'''Err''': ''(breathing in)'' Mmmm... smooth and menthol-y.\\
'''Brownie Monsters''': '''(Hellish roaring and screeching)'''\\
'''Ignigknot''': I know, I know, we're getting to you, just wait your turn. You're coming up on the list.\\
'''Brownie Monsters''': '''(Hellish roaring and screeching)'''\\
'''Ignigknot''': I know, I know, we're getting to you, just wait your turn. You're coming up on the list.\\
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'''Ignigknot''': ...'kay, Brownie Monsters.\\
'''Brownie Monsters''': '''(Hellish roaring and screeching)'''\\
'''Ignigknot''': Emory and Oglethorpe...?\\
'''Brownie Monsters''': '''(Hellish roaring and screeching)'''\\
'''Ignigknot''': Emory and Oglethorpe...?\\
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'''Err''': Ha-HA!\\
'''Ignigknot''': "...were not invited" is the correct end to that sentence.\\
'''Err''': Put a period on that!\\
'''Ignigknot''': Plutonians are teh suck.[[note]]This is how the closed captioning reads for this statement.[[/note]]
* In "Revenge of the Mooninites", the Mooninites get their hands on a "Music/{{Foreigner|Band}} Belt" and cause all kinds of trouble for Frylock and the gang. When Err tries to use the belt on Shake, he finds that it doesn't work as intended:
'''Ignigknot''': "...were not invited" is the correct end to that sentence.\\
'''Err''': Put a period on that!\\
'''Ignigknot''': Plutonians are teh suck.[[note]]This is how the closed captioning reads for this statement.[[/note]]
* In "Revenge of the Mooninites", the Mooninites get their hands on a "Music/{{Foreigner|Band}} Belt" and cause all kinds of trouble for Frylock and the gang. When Err tries to use the belt on Shake, he finds that it doesn't work as intended:
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** If you think that's funny, you should see [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFx6cnoBXY Carl's attempts at "dancing"]]. The Sirens' and John Kruk's reactions seal the deal.
--->'''Sirens''': [Singing] ~[[NoJustNoReaction We do not like it]]...~\\
'''John Kruk''': [Moves toward Carl] ...That kinda [[CaptainObvious means they don't like it]], Carl.
--->'''Sirens''': [Singing] ~[[NoJustNoReaction We do not like it]]...~\\
'''John Kruk''': [Moves toward Carl] ...That kinda [[CaptainObvious means they don't like it]], Carl.
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** If you think that's funny, you should see [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyFx6cnoBXY Carl's attempts at "dancing"]]. "dancing."]] The Sirens' and John Kruk's reactions seal the deal.
--->'''Sirens''': --->'''Sirens:''' [Singing] ~[[NoJustNoReaction We do not like it]]...~\\
'''JohnKruk''': Kruk:''' [Moves toward Carl] ...That kinda [[CaptainObvious means they don't like it]], Carl.
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-->'''Meatward:''' I thought you said TV was bad.\\
'''Frylock:''' Oh it is... ''but we f*** ing need it!''
'''Frylock:''' Oh it is... ''but we f*** ing need it!''
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'''Frylock:''' Oh it is... ''but we
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-->'''Carl''': Oh, do not tell me that THAT IS MY CAR UP THERE ON THE ROOF!\\
'''Meatwad''': okay, we won't.\\
'''Carl''': Get it down!\\
'''Meatwad''': Okay.\\
'''Carl''': Wait, no, don't--''[Carl's car lands with a loud crash, totaled in the process]'' DAMN IT!
* Pretty much the entirety of "Super Spore".
'''Meatwad''': okay, we won't.\\
'''Carl''': Get it down!\\
'''Meatwad''': Okay.\\
'''Carl''': Wait, no, don't--''[Carl's car lands with a loud crash, totaled in the process]'' DAMN IT!
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* Pretty much the entirety of "Super
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--->'''Meatwad''': Only adults like us are allowed to say damn, bitch, ass, and hell. [[ClusterFBomb So get your helling, damning ass in that bitching damn room, damn it!]]\\
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'''Meatwad''': What? Damn, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch I was just helping you out, bitch!]]\\
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'''Meatwad''' (to Travis): You shouldn't mouth off like that.
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---->'''Frylock''': Meatwad, look at me. Look at me. ''(distorted)'' How many fries am I holding up?\\
'''Meatwad''': You come here to kill me! Bullfrog king!
'''Meatwad''': You come here to kill me! Bullfrog king!
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--> '''Shake''': Meatwad, it's spaghetti time! Oh boy, spaghetti!\\
'''Meatwad''': All right, spaghetti! Now ''that's'' Italian!\\
'''Shake''': There it is, eat it! (cuts to some cords)\\
'''Meatwad''': That doesn't look like any spaghetti I know.\\
'''Meatwad''': All right, spaghetti! Now ''that's'' Italian!\\
'''Shake''': There it is, eat it! (cuts to some cords)\\
'''Meatwad''': That doesn't look like any spaghetti I know.\\
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--> '''Shake''': '''Shake:''' Meatwad, it's spaghetti time! Oh boy, spaghetti!\\
'''Meatwad''': '''Meatwad:''' All right, spaghetti! Now ''that's'' Italian!\\
'''Shake''': '''Shake:''' There it is, eat it! (cuts to some cords)\\
'''Meatwad''': '''Meatwad:''' That doesn't look like any spaghetti I know.\\
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'''Shake''': There, now it's spaghetti.\\
'''Meatwad''': You're messin' with me, aren't you?!\\
'''Shake''': You're right, I'm sorry. The real spaghetti got wet when I was boiling it so... it's in the dryer!\\
'''Meatwad''': Why didn’t you say so! It's probably dry by now, let's go get it. (hops in the dryer) Now remember, I like it spicy!\\
'''Shake''': (laughs as he turns the dryer on) So ''stupid''!\\
'''Meatwad''': Hey, wait a second! Why's it spinnin'?\\
'''Schoolly D''': (narrating) Come on, think about it, Meatwad. It's a dryer, man. Of course it's gonna spin.
'''Meatwad''': You're messin' with me, aren't you?!\\
'''Shake''': You're right, I'm sorry. The real spaghetti got wet when I was boiling it so... it's in the dryer!\\
'''Meatwad''': Why didn’t you say so! It's probably dry by now, let's go get it. (hops in the dryer) Now remember, I like it spicy!\\
'''Shake''': (laughs as he turns the dryer on) So ''stupid''!\\
'''Meatwad''': Hey, wait a second! Why's it spinnin'?\\
'''Schoolly D''': (narrating) Come on, think about it, Meatwad. It's a dryer, man. Of course it's gonna spin.
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* The entirety of "Multiple Meat".
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Hey, turn on the lights, or I'll turn on your head! I'll turn off your head! [[{{Metaphorgotten}} The lights will go out in your head, 'cause you'll have energy-saving balls]]. [[LampshadeHanging I don't have a good saying here]], but I'm pissed!
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Hey, turn on the lights, or I'll turn on your head! I'll turn off your head! [[{{Metaphorgotten}} The lights will go out in your head, 'cause you'll have energy-saving balls]]. [[LampshadeHanging I don't have a good saying here]], but I'm pissed!pissed!
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* In "Revenge of the Mooninites", the Mooninites get their hands on a "Music/{{Foreigner}} Belt" and cause all kinds of trouble for Frylock and the gang. When Err tries to use the belt on Shake, he finds that it doesn't work as intended:
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* In "Revenge of the Mooninites", the Mooninites get their hands on a "Music/{{Foreigner}} "Music/{{Foreigner|Band}} Belt" and cause all kinds of trouble for Frylock and the gang. When Err tries to use the belt on Shake, he finds that it doesn't work as intended:
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'''Ignignokt:''' Because those are Music/{{Loverboy}} songs, Err...and Loverboy has always sucked.\\
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'''Ignignokt:''' Because those are Music/{{Loverboy}} Music/{{Loverboy|Band}} songs, Err...and Loverboy has always sucked.\\
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* Everything that Shake's angry sentient muscles says in "Muscles", especially his love of CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon. Creator/JohnDiMaggio at his finest.
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* Everything that Shake's angry sentient muscles says in "Muscles", especially his love of CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon. Creator/JohnDiMaggio at his finest.CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon, if only due to Creator/JohnDiMaggio's delivery.
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'''Shake''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah, that's right. God's a big meatball! I forgot!]]
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'''Shake''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah, that's right. God's a big meatball! I forgot!]]forgot!]]
* Everything that Shake's angry sentient muscles says in "Muscles", especially his love of CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon. Creator/JohnDiMaggio at his finest.
-->So stop asking, or I'll ask you to leave the room. And it'll be rhetorical, friend, 'cause you'll already be three blocks away with a caved-in head, ''wearing your ass like a dog collar!''\\
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I'm running the show. And if you cross me, I'll cross your legs in a direction they ain't supposed to go!\\
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Hey, turn on the lights, or I'll turn on your head! I'll turn off your head! [[{{Metaphorgotten}} The lights will go out in your head, 'cause you'll have energy-saving balls]]. [[LampshadeHanging I don't have a good saying here]], but I'm pissed!
* Everything that Shake's angry sentient muscles says in "Muscles", especially his love of CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon. Creator/JohnDiMaggio at his finest.
-->So stop asking, or I'll ask you to leave the room. And it'll be rhetorical, friend, 'cause you'll already be three blocks away with a caved-in head, ''wearing your ass like a dog collar!''\\
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I'm running the show. And if you cross me, I'll cross your legs in a direction they ain't supposed to go!\\
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Hey, turn on the lights, or I'll turn on your head! I'll turn off your head! [[{{Metaphorgotten}} The lights will go out in your head, 'cause you'll have energy-saving balls]]. [[LampshadeHanging I don't have a good saying here]], but I'm pissed!
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-->'''Frylock:''' "Dr. Frylock, while we appreciate your interest in body construction research, we cannot legally send you a, quote-unquote, 'buttload of organs', regardless of whether we plan on using them."\\
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** And the sirens were Neko Case and Kelly Hogan, which is a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for indie rock/alt country fans.
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** And the sirens were Neko Case Music/NekoCase and Kelly Hogan, which is a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for indie rock/alt country fans.
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'''Meatwad''': He made me in His own image.
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'''Meatwad''': He made me in His own image.\\
'''Shake''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah, that's right. God's a big meatball! I forgot!]]
'''Shake''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, yeah, that's right. God's a big meatball! I forgot!]]
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'''Shake:''' I didn't say "buttload"! ({{Beat}}) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I said "''ass''load".]]
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'''Shake:''' I didn't say "buttload"! ({{Beat}}) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I said "''ass''load"."ASS-load".]]
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** All of this occurs while Santa Claus [[FunnyBackgroundEvent is burning alive after having been set ablaze by Eggzilla.]]
--->'''Santa''': [[ManOnFire The suit is melting into my skin!]]
--->'''Santa''': [[ManOnFire The suit is melting into my skin!]]
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** All of this occurs while Santa Claus Claus, brought in by Meatwad ''in the middle of July'' because he wanted early Christmas presents, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent is burning alive after having been set ablaze by Eggzilla.]]
--->'''Santa''': [[ManOnFireThe Oh, the suit is melting into my skin!]]
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** Shake also roped Geddy Lee of ''Music/{{Rush}}'' into singing on it, and he craps himself when he sees Lee's plane with the "Fly By Night" artwork sitting in his driveway.
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** Shake also roped Geddy Lee of ''Music/{{Rush}}'' into singing on it, and he practically craps himself when he sees Lee's plane with the "Fly By Night" artwork sitting in his driveway.
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* Then there was that time Dr. Weird somehow got (or put) a snake inside of his hair helmet.
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* Then there was that time Dr. Weird somehow got (or put) a snake ''boa constrictor'' inside of his hair helmet.
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-->'''Dr. Weird''': HAHAHAHAHA! GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! ''[doors open, Moth-Monster-man is revealed...]'' Moth-Monst-''[and flies out through the rabbit hole]'' OH NO! MOTHMONSTERMAN NO! COME BACK!\\
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-->'''Dr. Weird''': HAHAHAHAHA! GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! ''[doors open, Moth-Monster-man is revealed...]'' Moth-Monst-''[and Moth-Monst-''[...and he immediately flies out through the rabbit hole]'' OH NO! MOTHMONSTERMAN MOTH-MONSTERMAN NO! COME BACK!\\
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** Carl later starts wearing the mummy's crown, unaware that his legs have been turned into a snake's tail...until Master Shake points it out.
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** Carl later starts wearing the mummy's crown, unaware that his legs have been turned into a snake's tail... until Master Shake points it out.
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'''Ignigknot''': Plutonians are teh suck[[note]]This is how the closed captioning reads for this statement.[[/note]]
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'''Ignigknot''': Plutonians are teh suck[[note]]This suck.[[note]]This is how the closed captioning reads for this statement.[[/note]]
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** Later, it's revealed that Meatwad had been eating caulk the whole time, which makes him ''think'' he has been seeing into the future. He then asks Frylock if seeing Carl striking oil was real. He tells him no. Cue Carl and Shake covered in a black substance that's not oil, but the...er...stuff...from Carl's septic tank.
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** Later, it's revealed that Meatwad had been eating caulk the whole time, which makes him ''think'' he has been seeing into the future. He then asks Frylock if seeing Carl striking oil was real. He tells him no. Cue Carl and Shake covered in a black substance that's not ''not'' oil, but the...er...stuff...stuff from Carl's septic tank.
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** [[HereWeGoAgain And with that, they do.]] As the POV zooms out from the house, [[SuicideAsComedy a gunshot is heard]] from the other room, because apparently in 27 years Shake still hasn't left.
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** [[HereWeGoAgain And with that, they do.]] As the POV zooms out from the house, [[SuicideAsComedy a gunshot is heard]] from the other room, because apparently in 27 years Shake still ''still hasn't left.''
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* "Global Grilling". Shake buys a new barbecue grill -- the [[AdvancedTech2000 Char-Nobyl 6000]]. It uses radioactive material to cook, and even on Super-Low, it's enough to cause a global environmental disaster (it's not even supposed to be in the country; even Carl's shoulder hair and ''the clouds'' catch fire). The next day, the grill has scorched the entire neighborhood. Meatwad throws a pan out the front door, which promptly ''explodes''.
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* "Global Grilling". Shake buys a new barbecue grill -- the [[AdvancedTech2000 Char-Nobyl 6000]]. It uses radioactive material to cook, and even on Super-Low, it's enough to cause a global environmental disaster (it's not even supposed to be in the country; even within arm's distance of it, Carl's shoulder hair and ''the clouds'' catch fire). The next day, the grill has scorched the entire neighborhood. Meatwad throws a pan out the front door, which promptly ''explodes''.
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'''Dr. Weird''': ''THIS'' MAKES ME REALLY CRAZY! ''[collapses, dead; brain starts floating]''\\
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'''Dr. Weird''': ''THIS'' MAKES ME REALLY ME CRAZY! ''[collapses, dead; brain starts floating]''\\
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* Dr. Weird appears playing with a little spider...which actually formed from Steve's eyeball. He summons Steve's other eye as he writhes on the ground, crying in pain.
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* Dr. Weird appears playing with a little spider... which actually formed from Steve's eyeball.''Steve's eyeball''. He summons Steve's other eye as he writhes on the ground, crying in pain.
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*** Also Child-Carl is only a little less bald than adult Carl and already has his pot belly and wife beater.
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*** Also Child-Carl is only ''only a little less less'' bald than adult Carl and already has his pot belly and wife beater.
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-->'''Frylock:''' "Dr. Frylock, while we appreciate your interest in body construction research, we cannot legally send you a quote en-quote 'buttload of organs', regardless of whether we plan on using them."\\
'''Shake:''' I didn't say "buttload"! ({{Beat}}) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I said "assload".]]
'''Shake:''' I didn't say "buttload"! ({{Beat}}) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I said "assload".]]
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-->'''Frylock:''' "Dr. Frylock, while we appreciate your interest in body construction research, we cannot legally send you a quote en-quote a, quote-unquote, 'buttload of organs', regardless of whether we plan on using them."\\
'''Shake:''' I didn't say "buttload"! ({{Beat}}) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I said"assload"."''ass''load".]]
'''Shake:''' I didn't say "buttload"! ({{Beat}}) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I said
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'''Meatwad:''' Hell no! That sumbitch had an axe!
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'''Meatwad:''' Hell no! That sumbitch naw, that sum'bitch had an axe!
** This ends up backfiring, as it also enlarged Carl's ''pubic lice'', which promptly jump out and run around the hallway. Carl [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight seems to expect this]], and quickly advises that "If they get close to ya, hit 'em with the shampoo."
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--->'''Steve:''' ''(wearing a bucket on his head, impersonating Dr. Weird)'' Gentlemen! Fill me with barbecue sauce, because I'm dumb as hell!\\
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--->'''Steve:''' ''(wearing a bucket on his head, impersonating Dr. Weird)'' Gentlemen! Fill Gentlemen, fill me with barbecue sauce, because I'm dumb as hell!\\
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-->'''Bert Banana:''' You know what, go ahead and pour me...a little bit of a full glass of that rum.\\
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-->'''Bert Banana:''' You know what, go ahead and pour me... a little bit of a full glass of that rum.\\
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--> '''Shake''': Look at him and tell me there's a God!\\
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--> '''Shake''': Look You look at him and tell me there's a God!\\
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** Then the whole episode turns out to be a dramatization that Dr. Weird was showing to a similarly clowned and frozen Steve. The demonic wig display from the main story floats up to him, causing Dr. Weird to snap at it to stop telling him to do things.
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** Then the whole episode turns out to be a dramatization that Dr. Weird was showing to a similarly clowned and frozen Steve. The demonic wig display from the main story floats up to him, causing Dr. Weird to snap at it to stop telling him to do things.things.
* One episode has Frylock trying to teach Meatwad Christian values for...some reason. Shake's response:
--> '''Shake''': Look at him and tell me there's a God!\\
'''Meatwad''': He made me in His own image.
* One episode has Frylock trying to teach Meatwad Christian values for...some reason. Shake's response:
--> '''Shake''': Look at him and tell me there's a God!\\
'''Meatwad''': He made me in His own image.
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** Shake ruins Frylock's initial attempt to build a fresh new body for Carl via an organ bank:
-->'''Frylock:''' "Dr. Frylock, while we appreciate your interest in body construction research, we cannot legally send you a quote en-quote 'buttload of organs', regardless of whether we plan on using them."\\
'''Shake:''' I didn't say "buttload"! ({{Beat}}) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I said "assload".]]
-->'''Frylock:''' "Dr. Frylock, while we appreciate your interest in body construction research, we cannot legally send you a quote en-quote 'buttload of organs', regardless of whether we plan on using them."\\
'''Shake:''' I didn't say "buttload"! ({{Beat}}) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I said "assload".]]
