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-->''Will I win, will I win, will I winwinwin?!''
-->(Magic 8 Ball: No)
-->''Aww.'' *shakes*
-->(Magic 8 Ball: Maybe)
-->''YEAH!''
-->(Magic 8 Ball: No)
-->''Aww.'' *shakes*
-->(Magic 8 Ball: Maybe)
-->''YEAH!''
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-->''Aww.'' *shakes*
-->(Magic 8 Ball: Maybe)
-->''YEAH!''
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* David Montagne, the UnFunny.
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* David Montagne, the UnFunny.ComicallySerious.
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-->'''Knox''': ONE MORE LOSS! One more loss which could've been a WIN! Do you call yourselves "professionals?!" I have never, ever seen a worse group of 25 players! You don't think as a team, you don't play as a team! You don't even ''lose'' as a team! You've all got your heads so far up your butts, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY! One more loss and I'll-and I'll do ''this''... (''throws a chair at a bat rack and the bats go flying all over the whole locker room, as the players duck for cover'') to each and every one of you! (''Whit Bass dodges as a bat misses him, only to be hit in the face by another one.'') I want you here in uniform at 9:00 tomorrow! We're goin' back to work on fundamentals!
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-->'''Knox''': ONE MORE LOSS! One more loss which could've been a WIN! Do you call yourselves "professionals?!" I have never, ever seen a worse group of 25 players! You don't think as a team, you don't play as a team! You don't even ''lose'' as a team! You've all got your heads so far up your butts, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY! One more loss and I'll-and I'll do ''this''... (''throws a chair at a bat rack and the bats go flying all over the whole locker room, as the players duck for cover'') to each and every one of you! (''Whit (''Whitt Bass dodges as a bat misses him, only to be hit in the face by another one.'') I want you here in uniform at 9:00 tomorrow! We're goin' back to work on fundamentals!
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-->(''Bass nods...then faints, since apparently it's only now did he realize that one of the bats that catapulted off the rack after Knox's tirade had hit him in the head'')
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-->(''Bass nods...then faints, since apparently it's only now did he realize that one of the bats that catapulted off the rack after Knox's tirade had hit him in the head'')faints'')
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-->'''Knox''': ONE MORE LOSS! One more loss which could've been a WIN! Do you call yourselves "professionals?!" I have never, ever seen a worse group of 25 players! You don't think as a team, you don't play as a team! You don't even ''lose'' as a team! You've all got your heads so far up your butts, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY! One more loss and I'll-and I'll do ''this''... (throws a chair at a bat rack and the bats go flying all over the whole locker room, as the players duck for cover.) to each and every one of you! (''Whit Bass dodges as a bat misses him, only to be hit in the face by another one.'') I want you here in uniform at 9:00 tomorrow! We're goin' back to work on fundamentals!
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-->'''Knox''': ONE MORE LOSS! One more loss which could've been a WIN! Do you call yourselves "professionals?!" I have never, ever seen a worse group of 25 players! You don't think as a team, you don't play as a team! You don't even ''lose'' as a team! You've all got your heads so far up your butts, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY! One more loss and I'll-and I'll do ''this''... (throws (''throws a chair at a bat rack and the bats go flying all over the whole locker room, as the players duck for cover.) cover'') to each and every one of you! (''Whit Bass dodges as a bat misses him, only to be hit in the face by another one.'') I want you here in uniform at 9:00 tomorrow! We're goin' back to work on fundamentals!
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-->'''Mapel''': (''singing while taking off his baseball team jersey]'') ''We are the boys of summer, and it's a big bummer. No matter who we play, we give the game away. 'Cause we can't win. That would be a sin. We even lose the games before they begin--''
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-->'''Mapel''': (''singing while taking off his baseball team jersey]'') jersey'') ''We are the boys of summer, and it's a big bummer. No matter who we play, we give the game away. 'Cause we can't win. That would be a sin. We even lose the games before they begin--''
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* During Knox's tirade:
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* During Knox's tirade:tirade is utterly hilarious.
-->'''Mapel''': (''singing while taking off his baseball team jersey]'') ''We are the boys of summer, and it's a big bummer. No matter who we play, we give the game away. 'Cause we can't win. That would be a sin. We even lose the games before they begin--''
-->'''Knox''': SAVE IT MAPEL! (''Knox stomps over to the snack table, then tips it over in a rage, sending all the food rolling on the floor'')
-->'''Players''': Ohh!
-->'''Messmer''': Bummer.
-->'''Knox''': ONE MORE LOSS! One more loss which could've been a WIN! Do you call yourselves "professionals?!" I have never, ever seen a worse group of 25 players! You don't think as a team, you don't play as a team! You don't even ''lose'' as a team! You've all got your heads so far up your butts, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY! One more loss and I'll-and I'll do ''this''... (throws a chair at a bat rack and the bats go flying all over the whole locker room, as the players duck for cover.) to each and every one of you! (''Whit Bass dodges as a bat misses him, only to be hit in the face by another one.'') I want you here in uniform at 9:00 tomorrow! We're goin' back to work on fundamentals!
-->'''Norton''': Fundamentals!? In the middle of the season!?
-->'''Mapel''': (''singing while taking off his baseball team jersey]'') ''We are the boys of summer, and it's a big bummer. No matter who we play, we give the game away. 'Cause we can't win. That would be a sin. We even lose the games before they begin--''
-->'''Knox''': SAVE IT MAPEL! (''Knox stomps over to the snack table, then tips it over in a rage, sending all the food rolling on the floor'')
-->'''Players''': Ohh!
-->'''Messmer''': Bummer.
-->'''Knox''': ONE MORE LOSS! One more loss which could've been a WIN! Do you call yourselves "professionals?!" I have never, ever seen a worse group of 25 players! You don't think as a team, you don't play as a team! You don't even ''lose'' as a team! You've all got your heads so far up your butts, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY! One more loss and I'll-and I'll do ''this''... (throws a chair at a bat rack and the bats go flying all over the whole locker room, as the players duck for cover.) to each and every one of you! (''Whit Bass dodges as a bat misses him, only to be hit in the face by another one.'') I want you here in uniform at 9:00 tomorrow! We're goin' back to work on fundamentals!
-->'''Norton''': Fundamentals!? In the middle of the season!?
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--> '''Knox''': It ''''DOES'''' start at one. And you're a '''JACKASS'''!
--> '''Bass''': (deadpan) No, I'm a pitcher.
--> (Knox turns around, puts his hands to his head, and storms off, groaning angrily)
--> '''Bass''': (deadpan) No, I'm a pitcher.
--> (Knox turns around, puts his hands to his head, and storms off, groaning angrily)
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--> '''Knox''': It ''''DOES'''' '''''DOES''''' start at one. And you're a '''JACKASS'''!
--> '''Bass''':(deadpan) No, I'm a pitcher.
-->(Knox ''(Knox turns around, puts his hands to his head, and storms off, groaning angrily)angrily)''
--> '''Bass''':
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--> '''Knox''': It ''DOES'' start at one. And you're a '''JACKASS'''!
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--> '''Knox''': It ''DOES'' ''''DOES'''' start at one. And you're a '''JACKASS'''!
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--> '''Knox''': It '''DOES''' start at one. And you're a '''JACKASS'''!
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--> '''Knox''': It '''DOES''' ''DOES'' start at one. And you're a '''JACKASS'''!
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-->'''Martinez''': You can be a pitcher ''and'' a jackass.
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-->'''Martinez''': You can be You're a pitcher ''and'' a jackass.
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**And later, when J.P. warns Roger that David is returning from the concession stand with this gem: "It's Nacho Butt!"
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-->(''Bass nods...then faints'')
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-->(''Bass nods...then faints'')faints, since apparently it's only now did he realize that one of the bats that catapulted off the rack after Knox's tirade had hit him in the head'')
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* David and the nacho incident, which prompts him to tell Knox he'll buy the kids ''anything'' but nachos.
* At one point, Roger needs to report an angel sighting and tells David he needs another drink. When David asks what Roger wants, Roger goes blank and then orders coffee. David is understandably skeptical, which causes JP to threaten, "Gimme a cup or I'll SCREAM!"
* At one point, Roger needs to report an angel sighting and tells David he needs another drink. When David asks what Roger wants, Roger goes blank and then orders coffee. David is understandably skeptical, which causes JP to threaten, "Gimme a cup or I'll SCREAM!"
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* Al the Boss Angel to Roger, "Please don't drink me!" Not as weird as it sounds.
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* Al the Boss Angel to Roger, "Please don't drink me!" [[ItMakesSenseInContext Not as weird as it sounds.]]
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--> (Knox turns around, puts his hands to his head, and screams)
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--> (Knox turns around, puts his hands to his head, and screams)storms off, groaning angrily)
-->'''Martinez''': You can be a pitcher ''and'' a jackass.
-->'''Garcia''': Sí, it's very common.
-->(''Bass nods...then faints'')
-->'''Martinez''': You can be a pitcher ''and'' a jackass.
-->'''Garcia''': Sí, it's very common.
-->(''Bass nods...then faints'')
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* [[WhatTheHellHero Hemmerling for Mitchell?!]] ''[[LargeHam Go back to Cincinnati!!!]]''
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* When George teaches the boys in the neighborhood how to play ball. One young player named Marvin gets on base and when his team scores a run George tells him to run home. [[LiteralMinded And that's exactly what he does.]]
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* During Knox's tirade:
--> '''Bass''': I thought the game started at one...
--> '''Knox''': It '''DOES''' start at one. And you're a '''JACKASS'''!
--> '''Bass''': (deadpan) No, I'm a pitcher.
--> (Knox turns around, puts his hands to his head, and screams)
--> '''Bass''': I thought the game started at one...
--> '''Knox''': It '''DOES''' start at one. And you're a '''JACKASS'''!
--> '''Bass''': (deadpan) No, I'm a pitcher.
--> (Knox turns around, puts his hands to his head, and screams)
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* Whitt Bass, resident pitcher and wisecracker.
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--> '''Knox''': ''[[ComicallySerious (arms folded and a sour look on his face)]]'' That's a mistake. This team ''can't'' win.
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--> '''Knox''': ''[[ComicallySerious (arms folded and a sour look on his face)]]'' That's There's been a mistake. This mistake - this team ''can't'' win.
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* Al the Boss Angel to Roger, "Please don't drink me!" Not as wierd as it sounds.
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* Al the Boss Angel to Roger, "Please don't drink me!" Not as wierd weird as it sounds.
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* Uh oh, seems the (other) Angel's may be sponsers of PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad!
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* Uh oh, seems the (other) Angel's may be sponsers sponsors of PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad!
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* Al controlling the ball to prevent the other team from trying to get it, after Danny Hemmerling is successful in hitting the ball, let alone a home run.
* When readying the photo of Knox, Roger, and JP after the first angel-aided win, the photographer notes how uncomfortable they all look and deadpans, "It looks like a prison photo." JP makes the same remark when he sees it for himself.
* When readying the photo of Knox, Roger, and JP after the first angel-aided win, the photographer notes how uncomfortable they all look and deadpans, "It looks like a prison photo." JP makes the same remark when he sees it for himself.
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* Al controlling playing hacky-sack to control the ball in order to prevent the other team from trying to get it, after Danny Hemmerling is just barely successful in hitting the ludicrously-slowed ball, let alone a home run.
* When readying the photo ofKnox, Knox and Roger, and JP after the first angel-aided win, the photographer notes how uncomfortable they all look and deadpans, "It looks like a prison photo." JP [[BrickJoke makes the same remark remark]] when he sees it for himself.
* When readying the photo of
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** Before that, Knox has a response to the photographer telling him to smile and, thinking it'll cheer Knox up, reminding him that the Angels had just won the game.
--> '''Knox''': ''[[ComicallySerious (arms folded and a sour look on his face)]]'' That's a mistake. This team ''can't'' win.
--> '''Knox''': ''[[ComicallySerious (arms folded and a sour look on his face)]]'' That's a mistake. This team ''can't'' win.
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* Uh oh, seems the (other) Angel's may be sponsers of PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad!:D
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* Uh oh, seems the (other) Angel's may be sponsers of PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad!:DPoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad!
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* I laughed when JP took Wilder's card and started to ''chat''.
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* I laughed when When JP took Wilder's card and started to ''chat''.
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* I couldn't help but chuckle a little after Roger finishes his prayer.
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* I couldn't help but chuckle a little after After Roger finishes his prayer.
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* Say what you will, but I laugh hard every time I see Al controlling the ball to prevent the other team from trying to get it, after Danny Hemmerling is successful in hitting the ball, let alone a home run.
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* Say what you will, but I laugh hard every time I see Al controlling the ball to prevent the other team from trying to get it, after Danny Hemmerling is successful in hitting the ball, let alone a home run.
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* Knox sucker punching the interviewer during a pregame report.
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* Bass going to a Magic 8 Ball before a game:
-->''Will I win, will I win, will I winwinwin?!''
-->(Magic 8 Ball: No)
-->''Aww.'' *shakes*
-->(Magic 8 Ball: Maybe)
-->''YEAH!''
-->''Will I win, will I win, will I winwinwin?!''
-->(Magic 8 Ball: No)
-->''Aww.'' *shakes*
-->(Magic 8 Ball: Maybe)
-->''YEAH!''
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* When readying the photo of Knox, Roger, and JP after the first angel-aided win, the photographer notes how uncomfortable they all look and deadpans, "It looks like a prison photo." JP makes the same remark when he sees it for himself.
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* Say what you will, but I laugh hard every time I see Al controlling the ball to prevent the other team from trying to get it, after Danny Hemmerling is successful in hitting the ball, let alone a home run.
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* Al the Boss Angel [to Roger, "Please don't drink me!" Not as wierd as it sounds.
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* Al the Boss Angel [to to Roger, "Please don't drink me!" Not as wierd as it sounds.
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* Al the Boss Angel [to Roger, "Please don't drink me!" NOt as wierd as it sounds.
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* Al the Boss Angel [to Roger, "Please don't drink me!" NOt Not as wierd as it sounds.
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* I luaghed when JP took Wilder's card and sterted to ''chat''.
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* I luaghed laughed when JP took Wilder's card and sterted started to ''chat''.
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* After Roger tells him about the real Angels]
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* After Roger tells him about the real Angels] Angels.
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* After Roger tells him about the real Angels]
--> '''Knox''': Great! A psycho kid. David, you'd think they'd screen these people.
* "It could happen." Later evolves into a moment of heartwarming.
* David Montagne, the UnFunny.
* I luaghed when JP took Wilder's card and sterted to ''chat''.
--> '''Wilder''': Hey. I'm Ranch Wilder. The voice of the Angels.
--> '''JP''': I know who you are. I heard you on the radio. You sure do have a big chin.
--> '''Wilder''': Everybody's a critic.
* I couldn't help but chuckle a little after Roger finishes his prayer.
--> '''Roger''': Amen. Oh... and A-woman, too.
* Al the Boss Angel [to Roger, "Please don't drink me!" NOt as wierd as it sounds.
* "It's God's thumbnail!"
* Uh oh, seems the (other) Angel's may be sponsers of PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad!:D
--> '''Knox''': Hey, let's keep the profanity down!
--> '''All The Players''': '''HUH!?'''
--> '''Knox''': I mean it! No swearing!
--> '''Ray Mitchell''': That eliminates all speech for most of the team.
* After Roger tells him about the real Angels]
--> '''Knox''': Great! A psycho kid. David, you'd think they'd screen these people.
* "It could happen." Later evolves into a moment of heartwarming.
* David Montagne, the UnFunny.
* I luaghed when JP took Wilder's card and sterted to ''chat''.
--> '''Wilder''': Hey. I'm Ranch Wilder. The voice of the Angels.
--> '''JP''': I know who you are. I heard you on the radio. You sure do have a big chin.
--> '''Wilder''': Everybody's a critic.
* I couldn't help but chuckle a little after Roger finishes his prayer.
--> '''Roger''': Amen. Oh... and A-woman, too.
* Al the Boss Angel [to Roger, "Please don't drink me!" NOt as wierd as it sounds.
* "It's God's thumbnail!"
* Uh oh, seems the (other) Angel's may be sponsers of PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad!:D
--> '''Knox''': Hey, let's keep the profanity down!
--> '''All The Players''': '''HUH!?'''
--> '''Knox''': I mean it! No swearing!
--> '''Ray Mitchell''': That eliminates all speech for most of the team.
