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-->'''John:''' Well, look who it is. [[LamePun Benedict Android.]]

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-->'''John:''' Well, look who it is. [[LamePun [[{{Pun}} Benedict Android.]]
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-->'''Witness:''' I'm a psychic. And a medium. A little bit of both, I guess. ''[beat]'' A medium psychic? On good days, I'm a [[LamePun petite psychic.]]

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-->'''Witness:''' I'm a psychic. And a medium. A little bit of both, I guess. ''[beat]'' A medium psychic? On good days, I'm a [[LamePun [[{{Pun}} petite psychic.]]
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'''John:''' Oh, come on. I can cook ramen. ''[beat]'' [[RuleOfFunny I can *order* ramen.]]

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'''John:''' Oh, come on. I can cook ramen. ''[beat]'' [[RuleOfFunny I can *order* can]] ''[[RuleOfFunny order]]'' [[RuleOffunny ramen.]]

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* During the review as well, we get a quick glimpse at part of John's interview, where he once again expresses his admiration of Dorian's actions in "Blood Brothers" in his own utterly dry way.
--> '''Kennex:''' "[[CallBack He flipped a van once]]. [[{{Understatement}} Pretty cool]]. [[DeadpanSnarker Didn't know he could do that]]."



-->'''Paul:''' Yeah, this is -- this is the last time I'm the homeless guy. You know how long it takes to wash this stink off?
-->'''Stahl:''' You sure that's not your cologne, Paul?

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-->'''Paul:''' --> '''Paul:''' Yeah, this is -- this is the last time I'm the homeless guy. You know how long it takes to wash this stink off?
-->'''Stahl:''' --> '''Stahl:''' You sure that's not your cologne, Paul?



--> '''Kennex:''' [jokingly] "Wow. I wonder what it is."
--> '''Dorian:''' [obliviously sincere] "It's a leg."
--> '''Kennex:''' [side-eye] "Never mind."

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--> '''Kennex:''' [jokingly] "Wow. [[SarcasmMode I wonder what it is.is]]."
--> '''Dorian:''' [obliviously sincere] "It's "[[CaptainObvious It's a leg.leg]]."
--> '''Kennex:''' [side-eye] "Never mind.""
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-->'''Stahl:''' You sure that's not your cologne, Paul?

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-->'''Stahl:''' You sure that's not your cologne, Paul?Paul?
* As a thank you for the "glowing" recommendation Kennex gave to the review board, Dorian presents him with a gift that is literally a cybernetic leg with wrapping paper over it and tells him to open it. Repeat: ''It is actually in the shape of a full size human leg''. Kennex accepts it awkwardly, and then...
--> '''Kennex:''' [jokingly] "Wow. I wonder what it is."
--> '''Dorian:''' [obliviously sincere] "It's a leg."
--> '''Kennex:''' [side-eye] "Never mind."
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* John gets up in the morning and attaches his synthetic leg. As he walks around, he notices that the knee joint is squeaking. What does he do? He grabs some olive oil from the kitchen, pours some into his hands, and rubs it into the joint. The best part? It works!



-->'''Stahl:''' You sure that's not your cologne, Paul?

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-->'''Stahl:''' You sure that's not your cologne, Paul?
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'''John:''' Oh, come on. I can cook ramen. ''[beat]'' [[RuleOfFunny I can ''order'' ramen.]]

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'''John:''' Oh, come on. I can cook ramen. ''[beat]'' [[RuleOfFunny I can ''order'' *order* ramen.]]
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'''John:''' Oh, come on. I can cook ramen. ''[beat]'' I can ''order'' ramen.

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'''John:''' Oh, come on. I can cook ramen. ''[beat]'' [[RuleOfFunny I can ''order'' ramen.]]
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* When John and Dorian approach Rudy about going undercover as a drug cook, Rudy is so ecstatic about the idea that he becomes distracted by his reflection, envisioning himself as an {{Expy}} of a [[JamesBond certain British spy]]. Following this he tries countless times to include a pair of spiffy glasses and a fedora for his disguise, which get shot down every time.

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* When John and Dorian approach Rudy about going undercover as a drug cook, Rudy is so ecstatic about the idea that he becomes distracted by his reflection, envisioning himself as an {{Expy}} of a [[JamesBond [[Film/JamesBond certain British spy]]. Following this he tries countless times to include a pair of spiffy glasses and a fedora for his disguise, which get shot down every time.
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* The jokes at Paul's expense return at the end of the episode when the officer who got the "hemorrhoids" story comes by a completely baffled Maldonado's office with a donation collected from the guys in Patrol to go towards Paul's donut pillow fund.
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* Dorian asks what John told the review board about his performance, and John decides to mess with Dorian a bit. He pretends he told the board about the time Dorian scanned his balls, and the time he showed John his robo-penis, and the time he kidnapped another DRN from the hospital, and...

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* Dorian asks what John told the review board about his performance, and John decides to mess with Dorian a bit. He pretends he told the board about the time Dorian scanned his balls, and the time he showed John his robo-penis, and the time he kidnapped another DRN from the hospital, and...and...
* And then Detective Stahl continues her snarking at Paul's expense:
-->'''Paul:''' Yeah, this is -- this is the last time I'm the homeless guy. You know how long it takes to wash this stink off?
-->'''Stahl:''' You sure that's not your cologne, Paul?
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-->'''Dorian:''' Uh, John Kennex's line ... Uh, he does not wish to speak with you right now. He is waving his hands, gesturing "no." ... Yes, I understand. I hate it when he does that, too.

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-->'''Dorian:''' Uh, John Kennex's line ... Uh, he does not wish to speak with you right now. He is waving his hands, gesturing "no." ... Yes, I understand. I hate it when he does that, too.too.

[[AC:Episode 13 - Straw Man]]
* Dorian asks what John told the review board about his performance, and John decides to mess with Dorian a bit. He pretends he told the board about the time Dorian scanned his balls, and the time he showed John his robo-penis, and the time he kidnapped another DRN from the hospital, and...
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** John' catching on to her reaction to this is equally funny.

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** John' John catching on to her reaction to this is equally funny.
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-->'''Officer:''' ''(sudden half-worried look on her face)''

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-->'''Officer:''' ''(sudden half-worried look on her face)''
face)'' ''Really?''
** John' catching on to her reaction to this is equally funny.
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-->'''Stahl:''' We're looking for someone named CrispinX. That sound familiar?

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-->'''Stahl:''' We're looking for someone named CrispinX.Crispin X. That sound familiar?

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-->'''Dorian:''' Uh, John Kennex's line ... Uh, he does not wish to speak with you right now. He is waving his hands, gesturing "no." ... Yes, I understand. I hate it
when he does that, too.

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-->'''Dorian:''' Uh, John Kennex's line ... Uh, he does not wish to speak with you right now. He is waving his hands, gesturing "no." ... Yes, I understand. I hate it
it when he does that, too.

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* Kennex is informing Rudy of Detective Paul's surgery:

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* Kennex is informing Rudy of Detective Paul's surgery:"surgery":



-->'''Officer:''' ''(sudden half-worried look on her face)''

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-->'''Officer:''' ''(sudden half-worried look on her face)''face)''

[[AC:Episode 12 - Beholder]]
* Dorian has answered John's phone:
-->'''Dorian:''' Uh, John Kennex's line ... Uh, he does not wish to speak with you right now. He is waving his hands, gesturing "no." ... Yes, I understand. I hate it
when he does that, too.
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-->'''John:''' Yeah. It was nasty. He got a, uh... [[BlatantLies infection from a sexbot.]] Apparently, you got to keep those things clean. Know what I mean?

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-->'''John:''' Yeah. It was nasty. He got a, uh... [[BlatantLies infection from a sexbot.]] Apparently, you got to keep those things clean. Know what I mean?mean?
-->'''Officer:''' ''(sudden half-worried look on her face)''

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-->'''John:''' Got a nasty infection from a piercing.

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-->'''John:''' [[BlatantLies Got a nasty infection from a piercing.]]



-->'''John:''' Not his ear. His... ''(looks down meaningfully)'' ''(Rudy winces)'' Yeah. He was told to go professional, [[LaserGuidedKarma he didn't listen.]]

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-->'''John:''' Not his ear. His... ''(looks down meaningfully)'' ''(Rudy winces)'' Yeah. He was told to go professional, [[LaserGuidedKarma professional; he didn't listen.]]



-->'''Rudy:''' Familiar? Kristen X... [[OpenMouthInsertFoot that was one date, and I didn't know I had to pay her.]]

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-->'''Rudy:''' Familiar? Kristen X... [[OpenMouthInsertFoot that was one date, and I didn't know I had to pay her.]]]]
* John keeps on trucking having fun at Paul's expense:
-->'''Officer:''' Hey, I heard Detective Paul was in the hospital. What happened?
-->'''John:''' Yeah. It was nasty. He got a, uh... [[BlatantLies infection from a sexbot.]] Apparently, you got to keep those things clean. Know what I mean?
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-->'''John:''' Yeah, but doesn't that make you curious?

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-->'''John:''' Yeah, but doesn't that make you curious?curious?
* Rudy mishears something:
-->'''Stahl:''' We're looking for someone named CrispinX. That sound familiar?
-->'''Rudy:''' Familiar? Kristen X... [[OpenMouthInsertFoot that was one date, and I didn't know I had to pay her.]]

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