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* Rei and Hikari discussing birthday presents:
-->'''Rei:''' I am giving Asuka some lip gloss tomorrow.\\
'''Hikari:''' Your best friend, and all you're getting her for her birthday is a tube of lip gloss?\\
'''Rei:''' [[LesYay ...tube]]?
-->'''Rei:''' I am giving Asuka some lip gloss tomorrow.\\
'''Hikari:''' Your best friend, and all you're getting her for her birthday is a tube of lip gloss?\\
'''Rei:''' [[LesYay ...tube]]?
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** He tries doing it again later... and gets a DeathGlare for his troubles.
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* Kaworu tries asking Rei to be his girlfriend because emotions help repress the call. This goes about as well as you would expect.
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* Maya's reaction at seeing Ritsuko in a swimsuit.
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* Maya and Ritsuko using the MAGI change log to flirt with each other. It later develops into ''phone sex''.
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** And just before they get in the Eva, Asuka says "[[MemeticMutation Now shut up and get in the giant robot, Shinji]]."
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** And just before they get in the Eva, put their insane plan into action, Asuka says "[[MemeticMutation Now shut up and get in the giant robot, Shinji]]."
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** And just before they get in the Eva, Asuka says "[[MemeticMutation Now shut up and get in the giant robot, Shinji]]."
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* Kaworu getting a RagingStiffie from Rei yelling at him.
-->'''Rei''': “I have slapped you, yelled at you, and I threaten to kill you in practically every conversation we have ever had, and this ''turns you on''?”
-->'''Rei''': “I have slapped you, yelled at you, and I threaten to kill you in practically every conversation we have ever had, and this ''turns you on''?”
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* Despite her hostile attitude, Rei's interactions with Kaworu can come across as this, especially when she quotes [[Film: ThePrincessBride]] at him.
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* Despite her hostile attitude, Rei's interactions with Kaworu can come across as this, especially when she quotes [[Film: ThePrincessBride]] Film/ThePrincessBride at him.
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* Despite her hostile attitude, Rei's interactions with Kaworu can come across as this, especially when she quotes The Princess Bride at him.
-->Rei: Good evening, Nagisa. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
-->Rei: Good evening, Nagisa. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
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* Despite her hostile attitude, Rei's interactions with Kaworu can come across as this, especially when she quotes The Princess Bride [[Film: ThePrincessBride]] at him.
-->Rei: -->'''Rei''': Good evening, Nagisa. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
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-->Rei: You will leave now.
-->Kaworu: As you wish.
-->Rei: ''What as that?''
-->Kaworu: I am doing as you said. Is there something wrong?
-->Rei: Are you...''quoting'' at me?
-->Kaworu: ...no?
-->Kaworu: As you wish.
-->Rei: ''What as that?''
-->Kaworu: I am doing as you said. Is there something wrong?
-->Rei: Are you...''quoting'' at me?
-->Kaworu: ...no?
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* Despite her hostile attitude, Rei's interactions with Kaworu can come across as this, especially when she quotes The Princess Bride at him.
-->Rei: Good evening, Nagisa. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
** It gets even funnier when Kaworu turns the tables on her in the same manner.
-->Rei: You will leave now.
-->Kaworu: As you wish.
-->Rei: ''What as that?''
-->Kaworu: I am doing as you said. Is there something wrong?
-->Rei: Are you...''quoting'' at me?
-->Kaworu: ...no?
-->Rei: Good evening, Nagisa. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
** It gets even funnier when Kaworu turns the tables on her in the same manner.
-->Rei: You will leave now.
-->Kaworu: As you wish.
-->Rei: ''What as that?''
-->Kaworu: I am doing as you said. Is there something wrong?
-->Rei: Are you...''quoting'' at me?
-->Kaworu: ...no?
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* Shinji and Asuka's inability to process the fact that Kensuke has two girlfriends, and it was ''their idea''.''the girls' idea''.
* Maya and Ritsuko using the MAGI change log to flirt with each other.
* Maya and Ritsuko using the MAGI change log to flirt with each other.
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--> ''I am not seeing this, because it is impossible. Rei does not get angry and stomp around. I must be mistaken.''
** And later, at the fact that she slapped Kaworu.
--> ''Nope. I must be wrong. Rei did not drag the new transfer student off somewhere and slap him. Not our Rei. That… can’t be it.''
--> ''I am not seeing this, because it is impossible. Rei does not get angry and stomp around. I must be mistaken.''
** And later, at the fact that she slapped Kaworu.
--> ''Nope. I must be wrong. Rei did not drag the new transfer student off somewhere and slap him. Not our Rei. That… can’t be it.''
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* Maya interrupting Ritsuko and Rei's heart-to-heart:
-->'''Maya''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Akagi-sempai, I've got your panties!"]]
-->'''Maya''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Akagi-sempai, I've got your panties!"]]
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* In chapter 8 Gendo requires to talk Shinji and Asuka again. [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/3805893/ A fan wondered how badly Gendo mess this time]]: ''"Should we make a poll on how badly Gendo is going to handle the coming situation? Choices will range from 'Slight fuck-up' to 'Send Dummy Plugs against Zeruel.'"''
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* In chapter 8 Gendo requires to talk Shinji and Asuka again. [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/3805893/ A fan wondered how badly Gendo mess messed up this time]]: ''"Should we make a poll on how badly Gendo is going to handle the coming situation? Choices will range from 'Slight fuck-up' to 'Send Dummy Plugs against Zeruel.'"''
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* When Shinji & Asuka are piloting Unit-03 (which has Hikari inside its Core at the moment) against Zeruel, how does Asuka discover Hikari is there and 'listening' in? When Asuka lets her mind stray to her & Shinji's secret relationship - including a rather active sex life - the link to the Eva felt like it buzzed with shock and blushing embarrassment... and then became ''eagerly inquisitive''.
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* Ritsuko calling Gendo "motherfucker" in chapter 8. As a commenter noted: "You would know, right Rits?"
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* Gendo Ikari. Heart-broken widower. Horrible father. Manipulative bastard. And [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/4362498/ child-scarer]].
-->'''Gendo''':''"I'm going to go question the Fourth Child again. She has to know something more than she's said."''\\
'''Fuyutsuki''':''"Is that wise, Ikari? [...] You managed to terrify the poor girl into silence in just 15 minutes last time."''
-->'''Gendo''':''"I'm going to go question the Fourth Child again. She has to know something more than she's said."''\\
'''Fuyutsuki''':''"Is that wise, Ikari? [...] You managed to terrify the poor girl into silence in just 15 minutes last time."''
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* Asuka's scheme to let Misato know they are together AND are sleeping together and they are not stopping involves Strip Chess, foot massages and role-swapping. It is even more hilarious than it sounds.
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* This is how Asuka thinks of Gendo's office and Gendo himself:
-->'''I'm getting pretty tired of this creepy damn office and it's creepy damn inhabitant,' Asuka thought to herself as they were frogmarched in by the severely taciturn Section 2 goons that had picked them up. 'Kabbalistic diagrams in the floor and ceiling, overuse of black and red in the decor, making us stand 40m from his fricking desk... is the world's most powerful emo goth wannabe afraid we'll give him cooties if we stand too close, or just notice that his desk is covered in bad poetry and porn?' ''
-->'''I'm getting pretty tired of this creepy damn office and it's creepy damn inhabitant,' Asuka thought to herself as they were frogmarched in by the severely taciturn Section 2 goons that had picked them up. 'Kabbalistic diagrams in the floor and ceiling, overuse of black and red in the decor, making us stand 40m from his fricking desk... is the world's most powerful emo goth wannabe afraid we'll give him cooties if we stand too close, or just notice that his desk is covered in bad poetry and porn?' ''
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* [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-40#post-2351274 Chapter 5]] gave us this gem of an exchange:
-->''"Envious?! Are you fucking with me, Wondergirl?"''\\
''"I am not 'fucking with you', Pilot Soryu. That is Ikari-kun's job."''\\
''The distant cry of an ice cream salesman was the only sound in their small side street for a long minute.''
* After learning about concepts such like DoubleEntendre, humor and sarcasm, Rei becomes a Mistress of Trolling. In chapter 6 she starts the unleashing of her power...
** In front of a pack of girls Rei tells Kensuke that she needs his assistance with an experiment in such a way that all girls became convinced that Kensuke was some kind of stud and started to hound him.
** Shortly after Rei says Shinji and Asuka are having sex in front of Toji and Hikari... and both teenagers think she is joking:
-->''Asuka rolled her eyes at him. "You're our friends and need our support right now, and this is serious NERV business. Shinji and I are more than mature enough to stop fussing and focus when it's important."\\
Behind them, Rei quietly said, "Mature? As soon as no one's looking they're constantly making out, really. They're like bonobos on Spring Break. Nothing but 'whumpa, whumpa, whumpa' all the time." There was no change in her usual perfectly deadpan tone.\\
Shinji and Asuka froze. 'Oh Holy shit! Rei, what happened to keeping that secret?!' Shinji thought frantically. Touji and Hikari gaped in shock for a moment before exploding into laughter.''
-->''"Envious?! Are you fucking with me, Wondergirl?"''\\
''"I am not 'fucking with you', Pilot Soryu. That is Ikari-kun's job."''\\
''The distant cry of an ice cream salesman was the only sound in their small side street for a long minute.''
* After learning about concepts such like DoubleEntendre, humor and sarcasm, Rei becomes a Mistress of Trolling. In chapter 6 she starts the unleashing of her power...
** In front of a pack of girls Rei tells Kensuke that she needs his assistance with an experiment in such a way that all girls became convinced that Kensuke was some kind of stud and started to hound him.
** Shortly after Rei says Shinji and Asuka are having sex in front of Toji and Hikari... and both teenagers think she is joking:
-->''Asuka rolled her eyes at him. "You're our friends and need our support right now, and this is serious NERV business. Shinji and I are more than mature enough to stop fussing and focus when it's important."\\
Behind them, Rei quietly said, "Mature? As soon as no one's looking they're constantly making out, really. They're like bonobos on Spring Break. Nothing but 'whumpa, whumpa, whumpa' all the time." There was no change in her usual perfectly deadpan tone.\\
Shinji and Asuka froze. 'Oh Holy shit! Rei, what happened to keeping that secret?!' Shinji thought frantically. Touji and Hikari gaped in shock for a moment before exploding into laughter.''
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* In chapter 8 Gendo requires to talk Shinji and Asuka again. [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/posts/3805893/ A fan wondered how badly Gendo mess this time]]: ''"Should we make a poll on how badly Gendo is going to handle the coming situation? Choices will range from 'Slight fuck-up' to 'Send Dummy Plugs against Zeruel.'"''
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* Rei asks Asuka if she cares for Shinji... prompting this reaction:
-->'''Rei''':''“You care about Ikari-kun?”''\\
'''Asuka''':''‘Red Alert! Red Alert! Top secret information threatened! Deploying bullshit deflectors!’''
-->'''Rei''':''“You care about Ikari-kun?”''\\
'''Asuka''':''‘Red Alert! Red Alert! Top secret information threatened! Deploying bullshit deflectors!’''
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* Also in chapter 5 deduces her friends are in a SecretRelationship. Hurt, she wonders why they are keeping it from her, since they should know she is good at keeping secrets... and then she realizes if they knew she was keeping secrets then she would not be good at keeping them.
-->''Rei settled back into her seat. Her friends were... keeping secrets. Secrets that they feared would result in loss if exposed. She felt slightly hurt that they had not confided in her. Was she not their friend too? A fellow Pilot? Did they not have bonds of shared danger and experience? She understood from her reading that such bonds were supposed to be very strong. Did they fear she would tell? Were they unaware of how good she was at keeping secrets?\\
'Of course they are unaware. If they were aware of how well I kept secrets, they would know them, thus disproving the assertation,' Rei thought with more amusement than she was even capable of a few weeks ago.''
-->''Rei settled back into her seat. Her friends were... keeping secrets. Secrets that they feared would result in loss if exposed. She felt slightly hurt that they had not confided in her. Was she not their friend too? A fellow Pilot? Did they not have bonds of shared danger and experience? She understood from her reading that such bonds were supposed to be very strong. Did they fear she would tell? Were they unaware of how good she was at keeping secrets?\\
'Of course they are unaware. If they were aware of how well I kept secrets, they would know them, thus disproving the assertation,' Rei thought with more amusement than she was even capable of a few weeks ago.''
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* In chapter 5... Rei discovers boys. May God protect us.
* Shinji and Asuka actually schedule their fights and arguments so nobody suspects anything.
* Shinji and Asuka actually schedule their fights and arguments so nobody suspects anything.
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* And then we have the next exchange:
-->'''Tanaka''':''"Is... is she talking about-"''\\
'''Asuka'''(shouting and blushing):''"NO,"''\\
'''Tanaka''':''"Um...right. Nothing improper! Perish the thought! Ikari-kun is a perfectly responsible young man! He'd never do anything indecent with you!"''\\
'''Asuka'''(bristling):''"What do you mean he wouldn't do anything with me?! I'm the most beautiful girl he knows! He'd do anything he could with me, all night long, and beg for more!"''\\
The only sound in their corner of the schoolyard was the gentle click of Rei's chopsticks against the bottom of her bento and the 'caw, caw' of a lone crow passing overhead. Shinji buried his face in his hands.\\
'''Asuka''':''"That didn't just happen and none of you remember anything. Or I will scoop out your brains and make a pie, understood?"''
-->'''Tanaka''':''"Is... is she talking about-"''\\
'''Asuka'''(shouting and blushing):''"NO,"''\\
'''Tanaka''':''"Um...right. Nothing improper! Perish the thought! Ikari-kun is a perfectly responsible young man! He'd never do anything indecent with you!"''\\
'''Asuka'''(bristling):''"What do you mean he wouldn't do anything with me?! I'm the most beautiful girl he knows! He'd do anything he could with me, all night long, and beg for more!"''\\
The only sound in their corner of the schoolyard was the gentle click of Rei's chopsticks against the bottom of her bento and the 'caw, caw' of a lone crow passing overhead. Shinji buried his face in his hands.\\
'''Asuka''':''"That didn't just happen and none of you remember anything. Or I will scoop out your brains and make a pie, understood?"''
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-->His account of what happened after the battle against the Fifth: ''"Since after the Fifth Angel, when he forced open my armor with his blade and burst into my Entry Plug. No one else had ever gotten to my core with such need. He was urgent and forceful. It... made me smile." The faintest hints of such an expression appeared on Rei's lips. "I would like to do it again. Maybe more than once."''
-->His account of what happened after the battle against the Fifth: ''"Since after the Fifth Angel, when he forced open my armor with his blade and burst into my Entry Plug. No one else had ever gotten to my core with such need. He was urgent and forceful. It... made me smile." The faintest hints of such an expression appeared on Rei's lips. "I would like to do it again. Maybe more than once."''
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* In chapter 4 Shinji has just scored with Asuka, and he is so happy he is humming and dancing while he makes breakfast.
* In that same chapter, Shinji thinks no one can see him and Asuka having a civil conversation because then everyone would find it suspicious.
* In that same chapter, Shinji thinks no one can see him and Asuka having a civil conversation because then everyone would find it suspicious.
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* In chapter 2 Asuka opens the bathroom's door and finds... A zombie! Oh, wait, it is not a zombie. It is Misato having a hangover.
* Also in that chapter, Shinji gets so distracted when he sees Asuka taht he smashes his toe against the table's leg. Fortunately he managed not spilling the contents of the tray that he was carrying.
* Talking to Hikari:
-->Asuka waved her concern away. "It's fine, he's gone and forgotten. Tomorrow I won't even remember his name. So much for him being a 'dashing older student' like you said. He was just a selfish jerk out for a cheap feel, not anything like a real good man, like Kaji-san or S--" Asuka suddenly coughed violently and covered her mouth. 'Crap! You idiot! That was close!'\\
"Or who?" Hikari asked.\\
"Ssssssschelbert-san. Guy I knew in Berlin. Nice guy, very... er... tall. You don't know him,"
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* In chapter 2 Asuka opens the bathroom's door and finds... A zombie! Oh, wait, it is not a zombie. It is Misato having a hangover.
* Also in that chapter, Shinji gets so distracted when he sees Asuka taht he smashes his toe against the table's leg. Fortunately he managed not spilling the contents of the tray that he was carrying.
* Talking to Hikari:
-->Asuka waved her concern away. "It's fine, he's gone and forgotten. Tomorrow I won't even remember his name. So much for him being a 'dashing older student' like you said. He was just a selfish jerk out for a cheap feel, not anything like a real good man, like Kaji-san or S--" Asuka suddenly coughed violently and covered her mouth. 'Crap! You idiot! That was close!'\\
"Or who?" Hikari asked.\\
"Ssssssschelbert-san. Guy I knew in Berlin. Nice guy, very... er... tall. You don't know him,"
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