History Funny / ASDFMovie

-->'''Jimmy:''' ''(puts on CoolShades) Yes, mother. ''[pulls out a gun [[DeadlyEuphemism and shoots it.]]]''

'''Jimmy:''' ''(uts on CoolShades) Yes, mother. ''[pulls out a gun [[DeadlyEuphemism and shoots it.]]]''
'''Jimmy's Mom:''' ...For a ''walk'', Jimmy!

* "Hey Bobby! Play that one about falling down the stairs!" "Sure thing, Johnny!"

* "Alien attack!" "THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!" ''*The cheese just bounces off the spaceship and a quiet "Yay..." is heard in the background*''

-->'''Time Traveller comes out of the time machine'''

-->'''Time Traveller:''' It worked, my time machine wo-[[KilledMidSentence '''THUMP''']]

'''Moon:''' [[MomentKiller "HEY!]] [[ShipperOnDeck YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!!]]

-->'''All Four Men''(in harmony)'':''' [[OhCrap OH NO-]] ''[Explosion]''

* This instance of BlackComedyAnimalCruelty: "Jimmy, take out the dog!" Jimmy puts on CoolShades, pulls out a gun [[DeadlyEuphemism and shoots it.]] "...For a ''walk'', Jimmy!"

-->'''The Potato is Squashed'''

-->'''Little Boy:''' I like dancing! '''Little boy moves his arms around'''
-->'''I Like Trains Kid:''' I like trains. '''Is immediately hit by train'''

--->'''Kids scream "Cookies!" and crowd the teacher as the camera pans to the I Like Trains Kid'''

--->'''I Like Trains Kid is hit by the train'''

--->'''The scene switches to the "You know who's gay?" man and his companion.

--> '''THE END.'''

-->'''Gullible Guy:''' Oh so it does- '''His friend has stolen his lungs and is holding them''' Oh you stole my lungs.

--> '''Joey crams himself down the other guy's throat'''

-->'''Die Potato Guy is hit by the train as the I Like Trains Kid smiles slightly'''

-->"Piano!"

-->"AAAAAAAH whose ''idea'' was this!?"

-->'''Woman:''' "It's so beautiful out here."\\
'''Man:''' "Yeah, it's just me, you and the Moon."\\
'''Moon:''' [[MomentKiller "HEY!]] [[ShipperOnDeck YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!!"]]

-->'''Another man steps on the Mine Turtle and explodes'''

-->'''All Four Men''(in harmony)'':''' [[OhCrap OH NO-]] '''Explosion'''

-->'''Muffin:''' "Hey Joey, you wanna eat me?"\\
'''Joey:''' "No thanks, Mr. Muffin!"\\
'''Muffin:''' [[DeathSeeker "But I wanna die!!"]]

--->'''Fat man:''' "Ugh, I'm so full!"\\
'''Muffin:''' "You have room for a muffin?"\\
'''Fat man:''' "No..."\\
'''Muffin:''' [[StepfordSmiler (cheerfully)]] "Why won't you let me die?!?!"

-->'''Pop Singer:''' OOOH BABY! I LOVE YOU BABY!

-->'''Guy 1:''' [[BigNo NOOOOOO!]]

-->'''Steven:''' It's a lovely day to walk down the road, and if I ever stop singing [[MadeOfExplodium I will explode]]--

-->"So, how does that make you feel?"

-->"Oh wow, thank you ''sooo'' much."

--> '''Car:''' That's for sleeping with my wife!

--> '''Cow:''' Hello yes I am real man I love to do the crime.

* [[https://youtu.be/qXLlUSAbei8 Smash or Pass: asdfmovie]] is every bit as [[CringeComedy awkward]] as one would expect, but what ''really'' takes the cake is Tom [[MemeAcknowledgement acknowledging]] the [[https://youtu.be/cjTugPleGow parody animation]] of "Beep Beep I'm a Sheep" from [[RuleThirtyFour minus8]]. ...And he ''still'' passes, saying [[EveryoneHasStandards it's not right]].

* [[https://youtu.be/qXLlUSAbei8 Smash or Pass: asdfmovie]] is every bit as [[CringeComedy awkward]] as one would expect, but what ''really'' takes the cake is Tom [[MemeAcknowledgement acknowledging]] the [[MoeAnthropomorphism parody animation]] of "Beep Beep I'm a Sheep" from [[RuleThirtyFour minus8]]. ...And he ''still'' passes, saying [[EveryoneHasStandards it's not right]].

'''Mother:''' The baby is taking his first ''[[EvilSoundsDeep (in an incredibly deep voice)]]'' '''[[EnfantTerrible life]]'''.\\
[[{{Patricide}} (the baby proceeds to break his father's neck)]]

'''Girl:''' ''[[IResembleThatRemark (is a ghost)]]'' Oh. [[CuteGhostGirl ...Okay.]] ''([[PuffOfLogic solemnly retreats into her grave]])''

-->'''Mother''': Look, honey!
-->''(Cut to a walking baby)''
-->'''Mother''': The baby is taking his first. [[EvilSoundsDeep (In an incredibly deep voice)]] '''[[EnfantTerrible life]]'''.
-->[[{{Patricide}} (The baby proceeds to break his father's neck)]]

** Next, touting the features of the game, including PvP multiplayer.

-->'''Father:''' Keep pushing! Puuush!\\

-->'''Mother''': The baby is taking his first. [[EvilSoundsDeep (In an incredibly deep voice)]] '''[[InfanteTerrible life]]'''.

* Possibly the most ridiculous version of [[BaitAndSwitchComment Bait-And-Switch Comment]].
-->''Mother: Look, honey.
-->''(Cut to a walking baby)
-->Mother: The baby is taking his first... [[EvilSoundsDeep (In an incredibly deep voice)]] life.
-->[[SelfMadeOrphan (The baby proceeds to break his father's neck)]]

-->'''Boy''': [[Gasp (Gasp!)]] This isn't my house!

* Possibly the most ridiculous version of [[BaitAndSwitchComment Bait-And-Switch Comment]]
-->''&#9834Mother: Look, honey.
&#9834(Cut to a walking baby)
&#9834Mother: The baby is taking his first... [[EvilSoundsDeep (In an incredibly deep voice)]] life.
&#9834[[Selfmade orphan (The baby proceeds to break his father's neck)]]

'''Mother: Look, honey.'''(Cut to a walking baby)'''Mother: The baby is taking his first... [[EvilSoundsDeep (In an incredibly deep voice)]] life. [[Selfmade orphan (The baby proceeds to break his father's neck)]]

* The Die Potato Guy tries to kill the Potato again. The potato pulls a gun on him and says "[[Main/TheDogBitesBack Not]] [[Main/TookALevelInBadass today.]]"

'''Girl:''' ''[[IResembleThatRemark (is a ghost)]]'' Oh. [[CuteGhostGirl ...Okay.]] ''(solemnly retreats into her grave)''