History Funny / AITheSomniumFiles

** And lastly, during the epilogue, Moma wants to [[MarshmallowHell motorboat]] Iris. Date tells him to close his eyes... and then switches Iris with Moma's fat lackey. Moma can't tell the difference.

'''Date:''' Are you finished?

** Her first one is her dancing behind a skeleton with a hip hop beat playing as background music. [[EstablishingSeriesMoment It perfectly sets the mood for her behavior in many of these Somniums.]]

** During So Seijma's, she enters driving a forklift... and then she loses control, starts spinning and crashes it, sending her flying.

*** Later on in that same Somnium, you find a pot filled with a mysterious soup; if you choose to drink it, it will cause Aiba to faint, and when she wakes up, the follow up exchange happens.

*** What makes it even funnier it's Aiba's [[https://www.famitsu.com/images/000/186/514/z_5dc3c63271297.jpg silly smile all through out that exchange.]]

'''Date:''' Mizuki... No... [[BalefulPolymorph To think that you've been turned into this...]]\\

-->'''Aiba''': Can you please take me with you? As long as I have Wi-Fi, I don't need anything else.

The game opens on the mutilated corpse of a woman, providing the appearance of a mostly serious detective drama. [[BaitAndSwitch That mask slips pretty quickly]] and is completely gone by the time an ArtificialIntelligence is dancing behind a skeleton. It reveals how irreverent this game is going to be.

** Her first one is her dancing behind a skeleton with a hip hop beat playing as background music. It perfectly sets the mood for her behavior in many of these Somniums.

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** When Ota, [[HypocriticalHumor of all people]], calls Moma short and scrawny, his defense for it is one that Aiba calls fallacious.
--->'''Moma:''' Shut up, I'm not short. The Earth is just big.

'''Aiba:''' [[BluntHonesty Perhaps he can be used as a shield.]]

--> There's a receptionist with huge breasts sitting. '''→''' There's a receptionist with huge breasts. '''→''' Huge breasts. '''→''' Breasts... '''→''' There are huge breasts sitting behind the desk.

--> There's a receptionist with huge breasts sitting. '''->''' There's a receptionist with huge breasts. '''->''' Huge breasts. '''->''' Breasts... '''->''' There are huge breasts sitting behind the desk.

* In the flashback where Date decides to train Mizuki in self-defense, he asked Mizuki to throw a punch in order to assess her strength. When she did as he said, that punch was powerful enough to create a shockwave that kicked up the dirt surrounding her. Date went BlankWhiteEyes and subsequently ordered her not to hit her "master".

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* During Hitomi's Somnium, choosing to shout down a hole will have Aiba screaming: [[ShipperOnDeck "Date likes Hitomi!"]]

--->'''Aiba''': Thank you for the delicious soup.
--->'''Date''': What kind of soup was it.
--->'''Aiba''': Elephant.
--->'''Date''': What did you say?
--->'''*{{Beat}}* '''
--->'''Aiba''': [[InherentlyFunnyWords Elephant]].

-->'''Date''': Iris, can you do me a favor?
-->'''Iris''': A favor?
-->'''Date''': [[{{Troll}} He, uh, wants to see your boobs.]]
-->'''Moma''': [[WhatTheHellHero What the]] [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]], [[WhatTheHellHero dude?! I didn't say that!]]

-->''*examine Date's computer*''
-->'''Date:''' Maybe she's been turned into quantum data and uploaded into the computer!
-->'''Aiba:''' Are you joking around at a time like this?!
-->''*examine Adorabbit*''
-->'''Date:''' Mizuki... No... [[BalefulPolymorph To think that you've been turned into this...]]
-->'''Aiba:''' If you don't stop fooling around I will kick your brain's ass!

--->'''Date''': Hey, how about a little help here?
--->'''Saito''': What... are you doing?

* Moma, in spite of being a [[{{Yakuza}} yakuza boss]], is a constant source of this, [[LoonyFan specially if Iris is involved.]]

--> '''Aiba''': Okay, I think I need to adjust your medication.
* In Mizuki's Route, there is a flashback to Date teaching Mizuki how to fight. However, Date is constantly bullshitting her while talking like a Master from a bad Hong Kong Martial Arts film. But the real kicker is that when Mizuki finally gets serious and shows him how hard she can punch. She punches hard enough to leave a shockwave in her wake. [[BlueWithShock Date's face twists with shock.]]

* In Mizuki's Route, there is a flashback to Date teaching Mizuki how to fight. However, Date is constantly bullshitting her while talking like a Master from a bad Hong Kong Martial Arts film. But the real kicker is that when Date finally gets serious and to show him how hard she can punch. She punches hard enough to leave a shockwave in her wake. [[BlueWithShock Date's face twists with shock.]]

* A later flashback shows Mizuki effortlessly destroying multiple training dummies before knocking down a tall tree on the grounds of Ikume Shrine. Both Date and Mizuki made a run for it after hearing the priest's angry shout.

--> Date: Oh hi, I'm Date. That's your name too? Wow what a coincidence
--> Aiba: Okay I think I need to adjust your medication.
* In Mizuki's route, there is a flashback to Date teaching Mizuki how to fight. However Date is constantly bullshitting her while talking like a Master from a bad Hong Kong Martial Arts film. But the real kicker is that when Date finally gets serious and to show him how hard she can punch. She punches hard enough to leave a shockwave in her wake. [[BlueWithShock Date's face twists with shock.]]

** Related is how often porn is used to help win the firefight sequences; in the majority of them, Aiba tells Date there's porn to give him super speed for a moment. [[ItMakesSenseInContext No, seriously.]], but the kicker comes when one sequence involve Aiba telling Date to toss a porn magazine to bait some stupid goons. It works, but what makes it funny? Date ''cries'' for the magazine.

** Even better is that one of the dialouge options? ''Scream like a little girl''. Which Date will promptly do so.

** During So Seijma's, she enters driving a forklift...and then she loses control, starts spinning and crashes it, sending her flying.

*** Later on in that same Somnium, you find a pot filled with a mysterious soup, if you choose to drink it, it will cause Aiba to faint, and when she wakes up, the follow up exchange happens.

-->'''Date''': [[{{Troll}} He uh, wants to see your boobs.]]
-->'''Moma''': [[WhatTheHellHero What the]] [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] [[WhatTheHellHero dude?! I didn't say that!]]

** Despite the seriousness of the situation examining some of the blatantly incorrect locations when searching for her yields some hilarious reactions:

* During Hitomi's Somnium, choosing to shout down a hole will have Aiba screaming [[ShipperOnDeck "Date likes Hitomi!"]]

** And lastly, during the epilogue, Moma wants to [[MarshmallowHell motorboat]] Iris. Iris tells him to close his eyes... and then switches places with Moma's fat lackey. Moma can't tell the difference.