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-->"[[StealthInsult I don't want someone brave, gentle, and strong!]] I want him!"

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-->"[[StealthInsult I don't want someone brave, gentle, brave and strong!]] gentle]], I want him!"''him''."


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* Daenerys accidentally gives her brother a third-degree burn when he reacts badly to her gift of Dothraki clothes.
-->'''Viserys:''' Next you'll want to braid my hair.\\
'''Daenerys:''' I'd never... You have no right to a braid, you have won no victories yet.
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* The semifinal joust at the Tourney of the Hand between Jaime Lannister and Sandor Clegane, where Ned "would have loved nothing so well as to see them both lose" but has to settle for Jaime's elaborate helmet getting stuck on his head after his fall.
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** Funny enough as a tangent on its own, even funnier trying to imagine ''Bloodraven'', of all people, the nigh omniscient spymaster who turned Westeros into a Police State saying it.
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* Another rare insult from Sansa. Arya proudly shows bruises to their father during the dinner that she got from practicing dancing with her "dance instructor" (who is in reality teaching her how to swordfight). Sansa comments that she must be very bad at dance if she got bruises!

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* Another rare insult from Sansa. Arya proudly shows bruises to their father during the dinner that she got from practicing dancing with her "dance instructor" (who is in reality teaching her how to swordfight). Sansa comments that she must be very bad at dance dancer if she got bruises!
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* Another rare insult from Sansa. Arya proudly shows bruises to their father during the dinner that she got from practicing dancing with her "dance instructor" (who is in reality teaching her how to swordfight). Sansa comments that she must be very bad at dance if she got bruises!
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* This exchange between Old Nan and Bran:
-->'''Old Nan''': I know a story about a crow.
-->'''Bran''': I hate your stories.
-->'''Old Nan''': I know a story about a boy who hated stories.
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* Daenerys and her retinue are strolling around the Western market in Vaes Dothrak. Dany catches her handmaiden [[HighClassCallGirl Doreah]], who is a Lys pleasure slave and thus not looking to start a family anytime soon, eyeing a... [[FreudWasRight fertility charm]]. Guess what shape those usually have.
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* As the story of how Arya disarmed Joffrey is being told by both sides in the Court, Renly Baratheon is ordered by the king to be escorted out because he's started laughing at Joff. He says that he is perfectly capable of finding the door himself and continues to laugh at Joff's sword name as he was leaving.
-->'''Renly (to Joff):''' Penchance later you'll tell me how a nine-year-old girl the size of a wet rat managed to disarm you with a broom handle and throw your sword in the river.

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* As the story of how Arya disarmed Joffrey is being told by both sides in the Court, Renly Baratheon is ordered by the king to be escorted out because he's started laughing at Joff. He says that he is perfectly capable of finding the door himself and continues to laugh at the name of Joff's sword name as he was leaving.
-->'''Renly (to Joff):''' Penchance Perchance later you'll tell me how a nine-year-old girl the size of a wet rat managed to disarm you with a broom handle and throw your sword in the river.
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* The first time they met, Tyrion is making fun of Jon for being a bastard, obviously annoying Jon

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* The first time they met, Tyrion is making fun of Jon for being a bastard, obviously annoying JonJon.
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* Renly having the be escorted out because of laughing too hard over Arya disarming Joffrey with a mere wood. He was still being heard laughing outside.

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